Crawley Police Station & Crawley Job Centre Guard Gets A Reality Check!

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  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. Рік тому +12

    Proves why these exercises are so important for everyone. Great job 👍

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 Рік тому +6

    There is always the one Billy big balls which that security guard thought he was.Good for standing your ground. Enjoyed it.

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 Рік тому +30

    More security guards than job seekers.

    • @goodquestion8064
      @goodquestion8064 Рік тому +5

      Same is Southampton job centre .. I was surrounded by 8 security for refusing to stand where they tried to tell me to stand

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому +2

      Filling their quotas on jobs they got for people.

  • @littlehawk299
    @littlehawk299 Рік тому +8

    You and Ab are the only two Auditors I watch. Every evening while having my dinner I check to see if either if ye have uploaded.. Great vid as always!!!

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox Рік тому +8

    Yes TLA you have the right balance; I've only ever advocated that you do the maximum to keep yourself and your equipment safe.
    Another suitably authoritative audit!👊

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 Рік тому +9

    superb work, superb handling.

  • @andycgsi
    @andycgsi Рік тому +8

    TLA gets them told again 😂 I love that phrase 'wind your neck in' 👍🏻

  • @TheAcousticBandits
    @TheAcousticBandits Рік тому +8

    That guy behaved like a proper gobshite. Made an absolute show of himself. Another win for TLA 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @ademolaadeleye3116
    @ademolaadeleye3116 Рік тому +6

    Your auditing skills are excellent. You take to these establishments like a duck to water. The key thing with a good Auditor is to stand their ground. Too many security guards or people in places of authority, think it's okay to throw their weight around. Equally important, is to stay relatively calm and let the
    situation come to a peaceful conclusion.
    Look forward to your videos more than most. I feel you could have been a teacher or lecturer in another life 👍🏼

  • @lightningstrikes7314
    @lightningstrikes7314 Рік тому +6

    He was clearly the slow guy at the back of the class.

  • @whatilearnttoday5295
    @whatilearnttoday5295 Рік тому +6

    I like the bit where you explain persistence of vision and the illusion of a motion picture. ;)

  • @edwoodsnowden
    @edwoodsnowden Рік тому +5

    LOL Love it when you call people "Moronic Fools' which he was!

  • @SusanMiles-eu6uu
    @SusanMiles-eu6uu Рік тому +7

    Job well done TLA! Spot on . Love it 😁

  • @johnfellows2867
    @johnfellows2867 Рік тому +13

    Why do G4S insist on employing these cabbage's ??

    • @ianfitton272
      @ianfitton272 Рік тому +4

      You pay peanuts you get monkeys

    • @bazsnell3178
      @bazsnell3178 Рік тому +1

      What is that apostrophe for in your reply?

    • @Aurora-uq5hm
      @Aurora-uq5hm Рік тому

      ​@@ianfitton272🐵🥜🥜🥜🧠😏🙂

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead Рік тому

      @@bazsnell3178 Tbf, it was a comment, not a reply.

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno Рік тому +5

    His entire world shook when TLA explained what frames are 😳 ...he twisted my melon man 🥴🤯

  • @MrBudgiejoe
    @MrBudgiejoe Рік тому +8

    Yep, there's always one security guy who leaves the team down. On another note; It would be cool if you'd consider popping across the pond to Ireland(Rep) sometime. I don't believe we have any auditors over here at all.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Рік тому +8

    Yes absolutely agree with that TLA! Engaging in violence just for the sake of violence, should "always be discouraged"!! Your objective has always been to educate and inform, and you have "always done it brilliantly"! Continued respect for you!!!

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 Рік тому +1

      Yes absolutely! "Education" should always be encouraged! Big Thanks TLA!!

  • @clivewiddall3430
    @clivewiddall3430 Рік тому +6

    A 4-6 day course on a computer and they think their the lord provost.

    • @paddycaseygsxr
      @paddycaseygsxr Рік тому

      A friend did the course about 6/7 years ago on a Saturday morning and was finished by 1 and in the pub telling us how easy it was

  • @geoffreythomas-cs1sk
    @geoffreythomas-cs1sk 11 місяців тому

    I LIKE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS TLA.
    YOUR QUICK RESPONSE TO DIRECTIVES FROM IGNORANT PEOPLE AND YOUR EDUCATING THEM IS OUTSTANDING.

    • @LilHazey2.0
      @LilHazey2.0 10 місяців тому +1

      Why ser is a shouting ser

  • @clivesmith2886
    @clivesmith2886 Рік тому +8

    G4S are clueless and unprofessional, poor recruitment and training is a major problem,

  • @theresaheath2654
    @theresaheath2654 Рік тому +8

    G4Stupid the gift that keeps giving, I agree he should have a shower and a shave the man appeared as unprofessional as his appearance. Well done for keeping them highlighted. Stay safe.

  • @bazsnell3178
    @bazsnell3178 Рік тому +5

    As with ALL JobCentres, the jobs and pay rates are disgustingly low, some of them even below the National Minimum Wage. What a joke!

  • @HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022
    @HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022 Рік тому +22

    Exactly why auditing is such a necessity. If the companies that employ these unprofessional thugs could see their behaviour. It should precipitate action and public safety at all costs.

    • @clivewiddall3430
      @clivewiddall3430 Рік тому +2

      But the company’s do know that’s the bad part.

  • @positivityflows.5928
    @positivityflows.5928 Рік тому +8

    Clearly pissed up security

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead Рік тому

      @@themaskedgrappler Needs to eat more fruit.

  • @MrTravisBickle
    @MrTravisBickle Рік тому +5

    Well done la exposing these baboons

  • @Monsoon-sd6vr
    @Monsoon-sd6vr Рік тому +6

    Strange in all these job centres I dont see adverts to join the Fire Brigade, Police, NHS Admin, HM Forces etc

  • @TheRealLatnem
    @TheRealLatnem Рік тому +5

    Congrats on reaching 30k...love your vids

  • @Blue-zp6nn
    @Blue-zp6nn Рік тому +7

    Always the small ones with the biggest mouths 😂😂

  • @gordongourlay7423
    @gordongourlay7423 Рік тому +6

    Another great education for the unexpected. Congratulations on 30k subs onwards and upwards wee man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @susanjolly6486
    @susanjolly6486 Рік тому +4

    Crawley Police Station passed, Jobcentre passed, barring G4S security Mr Handsy looks Drunk or under the influence of something. Nice 1 TLA.✊

    • @jeffsimon9594
      @jeffsimon9594 Рік тому

      That was London Audits, he has crossed over to the dark side!

  • @frisiancolemancanoe8217
    @frisiancolemancanoe8217 Рік тому +6

    G4S must be desperate to hire this goon

  • @timsaint835
    @timsaint835 Рік тому +9

    Congratulations on the 30k subscribers TLA

  • @sheppertonstudios8253
    @sheppertonstudios8253 Рік тому +7

    If G4S had any brains they'd say that the difference between a still and a video is that videos have audio.

  • @ascottaudits4036
    @ascottaudits4036 Рік тому +3

    Well done once again my man composed alert and fully educated in every aspect of their excuses for breathing peace to our planet ✌️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @EdWeeks999
    @EdWeeks999 Рік тому +4

    I have to go to the local Job Centre Plus monthly. The G4S guards look a bit ‘special’ and would be unable to move anyone on. That said they no their place and DO NOT look after the Customer list. A floor walker checks you in. As it should be. That’s Hertford JCP. Good work TLA 👍🏼

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 Рік тому +1

    That guy was cracking me up 😂😂😂 he had his hand up to block the camera and yet didn't block it at all 😂😂😂 and your explanation of video was just banging! You have to do that more 😂😂😂😂 I am only 9 mins in, it could all change from here 😂😂

  • @nippynorm2408
    @nippynorm2408 6 місяців тому +1

    how do you hold yourself back, this guy needs a glasgow kiss.

    • @hottakehylas
      @hottakehylas 2 місяці тому

      Followed by a Chelsea smile

  • @DrSnacker
    @DrSnacker Рік тому +4

    Congratulations on the 30k subs bro!

  • @julianedge6431
    @julianedge6431 Рік тому +3

    Nice One. Cheers!

  • @tanzieification
    @tanzieification Рік тому +7

    Was a decent JC tbf just let down by the 1 clown

  • @P_E_P_1966
    @P_E_P_1966 Рік тому +4

    Fire that bored rude guard !

  • @tombarker7012
    @tombarker7012 Рік тому +4

    Cracking audit TLA. This one isnt far from where i live. Would recommend doing Horsham Police station and JC.

  • @sandervandoorn6671
    @sandervandoorn6671 Рік тому +3

    we have a big clown security guard here out of laws

  • @aldhous
    @aldhous Рік тому +5

    Remember getting released out that yard about 20yrs ago after a night in the cells on a drunk and disorderly.
    Regained my freedom at 5am - promptly spewed my guts up outside as the heavens opened in biblical fashion.
    Great memories.

    • @Best_Is_West
      @Best_Is_West 6 місяців тому +1

      aah, the worst ones are often the best :P

  • @user-et7gq7qe9k
    @user-et7gq7qe9k Рік тому +8

    If you can't film, why are there QR codes? 😂😂😂😂. Jesus wept.

  • @legobatman8353
    @legobatman8353 Рік тому +5

    Jobs for Hobos in full effect.

  • @GowestmediaGWM
    @GowestmediaGWM Рік тому +3

    `Hey A big congratulations to you mate 30,000 subscribers

  • @raynordefoubert9753
    @raynordefoubert9753 Рік тому +3

    Maybe G4S should just put you on their payroll...well they do make you a few quid 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @Broxi1872watp
    @Broxi1872watp Рік тому +2

    Great start to our morning😂. Congratulations 🎉30k subs. 🏆

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. Рік тому +5

    I think that guy was all jabbed up.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      With insulin - at 5:53 you can see he's type-1 diabetic

  • @thesnudge1
    @thesnudge1 Рік тому +5

    Come to Dumbarton Job Centre. They need a right showing up. They demand you have a seat even if you have ADHD and have to move around.

    • @julianedge6431
      @julianedge6431 Рік тому +2

      Many years ago I had Business Cards made up that simply said 'Fuck Off', intended for situations just like this.

  • @risingstorm4239
    @risingstorm4239 Рік тому +11

    The other guard was alright. He has to work with that smack head colleague 🥴

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому +1

      ​@@themaskedgrappleri will dispute u every comment. Citric acid injection as part if heroin addiction is well known for causing diabetes. As is eating habits of drug addicts. 30 years you cant fool me.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      ...and I'll dispute it back until you back your claim with a credible reference. Also you might want to check the differences between type 1 and type 2 - type 1 is not associated with eating habits

  • @bryandavisent5621
    @bryandavisent5621 Рік тому +7

    Is that muppet drunk?

    • @jeffsimon9594
      @jeffsimon9594 Рік тому +3

      Just a bit slow I think

    • @JonJon-rj6xo
      @JonJon-rj6xo Рік тому +1

      my first thought

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

  • @maigepresents5840
    @maigepresents5840 Рік тому +5

    You should do the Israeli embassy next and play the March of Vader theme from star wars when embassy staff walk outside... you would double your subscriber base overnight..

  • @As3th8r
    @As3th8r Рік тому +5

    Mate, in the past you would have provoked and escalated the situation. I feel like you made some personal progress. Well handled.

    • @freewheeler2566
      @freewheeler2566 Рік тому +1

      Because he's lost his bottle after being called out for issuing empty threats every other sentence.

  • @Mick-B
    @Mick-B Рік тому

    Nice one TLA. Good to see you hitting 30k subs 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @brianfisher9997
    @brianfisher9997 Рік тому +4

    The Goons4Sale system in working order.

  • @TonyDawnsurfer
    @TonyDawnsurfer Рік тому +7

    💯% Well done T L A. The minimum wage goon trying to stop you filming is a soap dodger.

  • @jerrebrasfield4231
    @jerrebrasfield4231 Рік тому +4

    I don't care for physical interaction as you say. I just enjoy seeing your culture, structures, and how things work there

  • @markbray2988
    @markbray2988 Рік тому +4

    The Big Yin does it again! Great work TLA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @jeffknott1975
    @jeffknott1975 Рік тому +3

    Just to clarify: Your phone doesn't take a photo to read QR codes it uses the cameras live "moving" imaging to read the code. So the idiot tryna intimidate was incorrect.

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond Рік тому +6

    Did that numpty not realise that you'd already got his image when he first walked up to you? So what was the point of putting his hand up in front of the camera. There really are some dingbats about.

  • @kbeesmot9928
    @kbeesmot9928 Рік тому +4

    Around 9:20 the jobs were £10.50 to £10.90, th at is disgraceful. I am not surprised why scavengers prefer living on benefits rather than working.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому +2

      Scavengers?? U mean like the king and mps.

    • @aimee877
      @aimee877 Рік тому +1

      Not sure 'scavengers' is the right word. Quite harsh tbh

    • @notmanynamesleft
      @notmanynamesleft Рік тому +1

      Majority of people working in UK are only on about £11 an hour.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому

      @@notmanynamesleft and the majority need benefits to live. So working isnt being a scavenger is it.

    • @notmanynamesleft
      @notmanynamesleft Рік тому +1

      @@thelawisthelaw lol no I've never thought of anyone working being a scavenger

  • @confusioninoneconfusion5811
    @confusioninoneconfusion5811 Рік тому +1

    Ain't nobody got time for that 😂

  • @geoffreythomas-cs1sk
    @geoffreythomas-cs1sk Рік тому +4

    SINCE WHEN DID JOB CENTRE STAFF TAKE OVER THE BUSSINES.
    THE MANAGERS ARE NO WAY TO BE SEEN.
    I THOUGHT IN MY INNOCENSE THAT STAFF WOULD BE WELCOMING AND COURTIOUS TO CLAIMENTS.

    • @Best_Is_West
      @Best_Is_West 6 місяців тому

      nah...training says....whoever shall set foot thru door...shall be scum....and treated as such.

  • @billnewby9082
    @billnewby9082 Рік тому +3

    Security fool sounds half cut. Definitely needs a breathalyser and drug swipe! Just to make sure he's clean.
    His colleague sent him off to guard level2? To get the liability out of the way? Probably.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому

      ​@@themaskedgrappler diabetes is a well known side effect of having to use citric acid when u inject heroin. Been there 30 years. He aint fooling me. But diabetes doesnt make your eyes pinned or the rest of it.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      Back it up with a credible reference then

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому

      @@themaskedgrappler i was 30 years, an addict. You can't post links on utube. But in any case diabetes does not prevent him taking drugs.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      @@thelawisthelaw Indeed diabetes doesn't stop you doing anything - but it can make your speech slurred and make you appear out of it when you go hypo. I also think you may be confusing type 2 - which has links to lifestyle and diet with type 1, which doesn't.

  • @roncartwright958
    @roncartwright958 Рік тому +5

    The scumbag security guard needs some sleep, a shave and stay off the drink!!!

  • @AceAudits
    @AceAudits Рік тому +5

    G4S formerly Group 4 Security. Before that they were Group 5 Security, but 1 got stolen. 😂 That g4s guy was a fool!

    • @Best_Is_West
      @Best_Is_West 6 місяців тому

      ngl forgot about you....sry.......ok maybe 1 before i pass out xD

  • @nomore6939
    @nomore6939 Рік тому +3

    scruffy security guard looks like he's on something ??

  • @t5jerry
    @t5jerry Рік тому +6

    It's a bit creepy round Crawley isn't it ?

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Рік тому +1

    This was obviously "a much needed" return to the importance of filming a job centre! The approach of the first security officer was totally unacceptable, and entirely unprofessional! And also served to "provoke" the situation!!

  • @brendanstoran7555
    @brendanstoran7555 Рік тому +3

    Have they got the police station in /next to the job centre?? 😳

  • @tintersniffer9929
    @tintersniffer9929 Рік тому

    Wow, they got rid of the problem. Hey, presto, no drama.

  • @weeyin1167
    @weeyin1167 Рік тому +3

    Great video TLA. Absolutely luv your phrases they’re amazing. Keep it up 🫶👏💪👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @danhanley1313
    @danhanley1313 Рік тому +2

    Security guards lift clearly doesn't go all the way to the top.

  • @malindley
    @malindley Рік тому +3

    30k congrats.

  • @timetide5961
    @timetide5961 Рік тому +2

    Love Is Buddy ❤❤

  • @improfit9945
    @improfit9945 Рік тому

    There are posters in the JC saying slavery is closer than you think, never a truer word spoken.

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 Рік тому +2

    PACE states that photos and video are legally the same

  • @martyboy700
    @martyboy700 Рік тому +1

    Apart from Coco The Clown, there does seem to be an improvement in G4S.

  • @Gibbetoo
    @Gibbetoo Рік тому +5

    great stuff, explaining what filming is...

  • @goodquestion8064
    @goodquestion8064 Рік тому +5

    Do Southampton job centre .. they are nuts in that place

    • @gbhxu
      @gbhxu Рік тому +1

      No, Cambridge. Just as PTTP

  • @MichaelBonner-m6v
    @MichaelBonner-m6v Рік тому +3

    How did you arrive at adulthood and not know that a video is made of still pictures?

  • @Danny_Roman.
    @Danny_Roman. Рік тому +1

    Cracking
    video.

  • @davidn3394
    @davidn3394 Рік тому +4

    It was a bronze age axe she mistook it for the museam entrance .

  • @resist.
    @resist. Рік тому

    Yes dude

  • @richiewoowoo7520
    @richiewoowoo7520 Рік тому +2

    you do not have to take a photo of a qr code, you need your camera to focus on it the tap it go to the link.the baffoon :) (tla your the best)

  • @stephensilverstein629
    @stephensilverstein629 Рік тому +1

    The home of pne if the wotlrst gangs in Sussex, currently being sued by my son!

  • @richard-ij2fm
    @richard-ij2fm Рік тому +1

    Hilarious.

  • @markc7440
    @markc7440 Рік тому +2

    Neither job centre Muppet had a blue SIA licence on display. Criminal offences.
    You were filming in a public place and you could see into a private area, their problem for not creating privacy. Plus we can see from your own footage that yours was a glancing look as you looked around.

    • @colingreer853
      @colingreer853 Рік тому +1

      At 14:00 during TLA's outro, he states that SIA licences were on display.

    • @markc7440
      @markc7440 Рік тому +1

      Thanks. Literally on Monday I'm going for a hearing test so I must be needing it.

  • @AgnesBoyd-p6l
    @AgnesBoyd-p6l Рік тому +1

    Also I meant to say Evri is a company you make good money in if you can "screw the bobbin" A geezer I know bought a van got a contact to go round collecting and delivering parcels and cuts out a middleman , He uses his fathers secure alarmed garage and his van is also very secure and he can make quite a bit of the "Reverend Ian Jolly" You will defo know what I mean

    • @Best_Is_West
      @Best_Is_West 6 місяців тому

      I remember the Reverend I.M Jolly.....who be Ian Jolly?

  • @petergoode1260
    @petergoode1260 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @andreloshon3344
    @andreloshon3344 Рік тому

    pretty good ,except for that one chap........there is always one.

  • @weemarie1137
    @weemarie1137 Рік тому +3

    Always enjoy a giggle, job centre Weeble gave us some entertainment, everything else spot on 👍 - are you seeing improvements since you started?

    • @thelaughingauditor
      @thelaughingauditor  Рік тому +1

      With the police yes with security sometimes I think its gettibg better then I have a run of visits that go really badly

  • @nigeats65
    @nigeats65 Рік тому +1

    Punches...?
    I wanna see Haymakers man.....!

  • @Sam957-c7c
    @Sam957-c7c Рік тому

    Maybe lots of jobs on offer, but I bet there’s a high universal benefit take up

  • @2000guineas
    @2000guineas Рік тому

    no premiere finally

  • @themaskedgrappler
    @themaskedgrappler Рік тому +2

    Whilst I can't condone the G4S security blokes approach, all you commenters accusing him of being drunk or on heroin really need to give your heads a wobble. At 5:53 you can clearly see a blood-glucose sensor on his underarm, indicating he's a Type-1 Diabetic. Shame on you all for making such assumptions about someone with a disability.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому +3

      He absolutely is. You cant fool me. 30 years experience. Diabetes is a well known side effect of injecting heroin and citric acid.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      Care to provide a reference for that claim?

    • @StrawberrySunday212
      @StrawberrySunday212 Рік тому +2

      Alcoholism can cause diabetes and so can drug abuse. So those making those comments may well be correct.

    • @themaskedgrappler
      @themaskedgrappler Рік тому

      ​@@StrawberrySunday212Type 2 maybe, not Type 1

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому

      @@themaskedgrappler yes 30 years as an addict. Diabetes doesnt prevent you being a drug addict. Nor does it pin your eyes. Its you isnt it.

  • @rossjohnston94
    @rossjohnston94 Рік тому +3

    U ever thought of going back up to Scotland Job centre that will be interesting

  • @stevieturbo88
    @stevieturbo88 Рік тому

    When you coming back to the homeland to film ?