Haha 😂😂😂 still drunk from New Years mate...... just fancied doing something funny whilst the weathers not all that. Got some nice power cars in coming weeks
@@CJK20 looking forward to it! Should say - fair play to the owner for being a good sport. Very few people would be up for being the butt of a joke like that. Got my respect 😎
I have the more powerful ecoFLEX Turbo with VXR spoiler & the performance is pretty good. Has better alloys & interior trim too & takes off those ridiculous chrome surrounds on the front fogs. The equipment level is very respectable, who doesn't like warm hands in Winter when driving.
@@CJK20 mine's yellow too. In my opinion the best colour to have as it matches the black details so well. Reason I bought it really but that's my opinion. Not tried it, but owners manual says mine does 122mph.
@@CJK20 regards the rear drum brakes. I actually asked my local Vauxhall dealership why discs weren't fitted on my car, as the performance & power suggested it would benefit from having them. Their answer, drums are cheaper to maintain as the drums & shoes last much longer than discs & pads & also that they reduce weight as opposed to the discs, pads & calipers.
The 1.0 turbo limited will beat any first car up to the fiesta st kinda area, the 1.0 turbo only weighs about 1 tonne, you can remap if u want but just a K&N air filter boosts it to 120/125hp, it’s great fun, the boost is great to play about with… everyone assumes they are quicker because they are used to the lower HP models 😂
The jokes are great. But genuinely, what other first car kinda car has all round disk breaks, 6 speed, cruise control, turbo, all in 1, (mainly the all round disk brakes is the rare part)
@@CJK20 i have a e corsa 1.4 turbo 150hp and they are world between 1.4 non turbo and 1.4 with trubo even the smaller 1.4 turbo with 100 feels way more power full then the 1.4 non turbo with 90 ps, it just big the torque difference there are good "small" cars but too many kids act like it a ferrarie or other super the same gose for other cars too like bmw mercedes or audi :/
Holy fuck CJ! I can’t believe the “waiting outside of your daughter’s school to take her virginity” joke. 😂 Surprised you didn’t throw in a Madeline McCann joke while you were at it. But ps, the driver was pretty hot.
Its not up to me to judge my friend without knowing your financial situation. Finance is a perfectly great way to buy a car. Can you afford the monthly payments? Or balloon payments at the end? They a decent car all said and done loaded with spec. If you can afford it and it’s something you want that won’t leave you right for cash then go ahead.
This is bloody funny had a white corsa b first car I thought it had thos much power still want one of these as 2nd car . Think 1.4 sri as think i blow a 1.2
Not yet pal, I was going to hold off till I got nearer 10k subs so I can add the merchandise shelf to the channel. That way you can purchase through that and I don’t have to buy stock etc in advance etc. It’ll shipped to you etc honestly makes it easier for me! I’ll give you heads up in future bro!
Albeit they are chavvy as fuck and every tom dick and harry either own one or have owned one, being one of them myself they are actually good little cars Haha
Haha genuinely mate obviously not that I wanted to say in this. But I couldn’t believe what you get spec wize for the money. This even had heated steering wheel!
Pretty much organised now. Found one in Wales. Fellas having kid needs to sell up. Quite bit mechanical work done just need fixing up body wise which is no problem at all. I’ll keep you posted man :)
I’ve just had a corsa 1.4 88 bhp sport for the last two weeks and I have to say it was a terrible car, bad gearbox, crap brakes, gutless, my 208 gtline has nearly twice the power and torque, nasty experience and I nearly bought a ltd edition. I’m glad I didn’t.👎
The 1.0 turbo limited will beat any first car up to the fiesta st kinda area, the 1.0 turbo only weighs about 1 tonne, you can remap if u want but just a K&N air filter boosts it to 120/125hp, it’s great fun, the boost is great to play about with… everyone assumes they are quicker because they are used to the lower HP models 😂
All the dislikes will be Corsa owners unwilling to just accept it...... 😂
I am a Corsa owner and I am willing to accept this is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t attack 😂 I love it
I have a LE Corsa and this literally kills me 😂😂😂
The OtherStuff cmonnnn
Found you
"McDonald's" "vtec kicked in" "look at that launch" ok he's meme'ing lmao
You got it mate 😂
Love this, as a Limited Edition owner I can truly relate 🤣 jokes aside its a perfect first car.
I have a black one of these, but is it just me or does the car fly through fuel
@@FlowPlaysGames yeah I guess it does, it's not very powerful so we have to rag it don't we🤣👌
Yes I can confirm it is a good first car having one after ypu get used to the car you realise you absoloutley need something more powerful
@@keirangeorge9046 😭😭😭i have a 1.4 and for some reason it lasts 2 weeks on a full tank. Idk if that's good, it's my first car
I've got the 1.0T version in carbon flash and it's great, massive improvement over the Corsa D and better than the mk7.5 fiesta in many ways.
Nice man! For sure I know I joke but spec was good for price !
I'm 60 and I just bought one. It does put a smile on your face as you can chuck it around any corner and it's like it's on rails. Great fun!
Was expecting a funny video, wasn't expecting full on belly laughs from start to finish! Really well put together comedy video!
Haha spot on bro. I did have a few additional riskier jokes but I took out as got little scared 😂😂😂
the sarcasm on this guy is bloody elite 😂😂😂
Haha 😂got to take the mic right
I got the 2013 Corsa D Limited Edition in November and I love it.
Enjoy all the trips to Maccies Lloyd? :)
@@CJK20
KFC for me lol
Only the best my friend.
Life hack: mini fillets towered ........ the best
Tbh mate the fiesta has taken the crown of the corsa these days😂
Maybe I can make one on Fez later down the line :)
CJK20 haha wicked mate, I still enjoyed it, regardless of what it is I enjoy your videos so well put together and edited👍🏼
Loving it ( no McDonald’s pun intended) 😂😂👍🏻
Haha funny mate haha 😂
“The kind of guy that would splash ur Nan!” 💀
Haha 😂😂😂 poor nanna 👵🏻
This is your BEST video yet 😂😂
Thanks mate I loved making it so much.
Always wanted to do a “joke” feature on one of these!
Okay... we’ve got the adequate safety equipment now 😂 got me giggling watching this 😂 good vid!
Thanks pal! Much appreciated :)
I'm lucky to be driving one of these for my 1st car. I can blast out mc mental and go to mcdonalds in style.
Think I've just found my favourite UK car channel, can't wait to see more from you :)
Appreciate that mate! Lots more coming soon, lockdown certainly set me back but I’m ready to film lots more!
Genuinely thought you'd lost your way when I read the title 😂 great video!
Haha 😂😂😂 still drunk from New Years mate...... just fancied doing something funny whilst the weathers not all that. Got some nice power cars in coming weeks
@@CJK20 looking forward to it!
Should say - fair play to the owner for being a good sport. Very few people would be up for being the butt of a joke like that. Got my respect 😎
Andy yeah honestly he found it hilarious. He’s owned the car since new also has a VXR Corsa :) just agreed with the stereotypes found it funny :)
Lol 😂 bro love it you so jokes really got me laughing 😆 out loud.good video bro 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Thanks man! Haha did try make something purposefully funny and tongue in cheek.
I have the more powerful ecoFLEX Turbo with VXR spoiler & the performance is pretty good. Has better alloys & interior trim too & takes off those ridiculous chrome surrounds on the front fogs. The equipment level is very respectable, who doesn't like warm hands in Winter when driving.
Honestly mate the specs are good. I know I took the piss a little. Yours sounds good man!
@@CJK20 mine's yellow too. In my opinion the best colour to have as it matches the black details so well. Reason I bought it really but that's my opinion. Not tried it, but owners manual says mine does 122mph.
Richard Willcock haha well I’m sure the owners manual must be correct 😂😂
@@CJK20 regards the rear drum brakes. I actually asked my local Vauxhall dealership why discs weren't fitted on my car, as the performance & power suggested it would benefit from having them. Their answer, drums are cheaper to maintain as the drums & shoes last much longer than discs & pads & also that they reduce weight as opposed to the discs, pads & calipers.
Richard Willcock really? I would have thought discs be much lighter?
Holy shit I was expecting someone who looked like Will from the inbetweeners 😁 epic video 🤘🏻
Hey Stu! Thanks for the comment really appreciate that man 👌listening back I kinda do sound little like that 😂 fuck sake
@@CJK20 😃 I really enjoyed it mate. see if you come up north everyone is gonna think you're Will 🤣
Stupreme mate honestly so long as people keep watching I’ll fucking dress like him and carry a briefcase
Brilliant video 😂😂 be careful you don't get whiplash from all that power!
I tried bro. Hence the safety equipment 😂😂
Very good cj well worth a laugh 😂😂😂
Thought so too myself lol! Poor Corsa owners
Have to say that was pretty bloody funny!
Appreciate it man! !
When they said it's a limited edition Corsa I thought it was for people with limited brain cells
Haha that’s a good one ☝️
Just watched this again to cheer me up and it's got me dying yet again!
😂😂😂😂 thanks for watching as ever
@@CJK20 Always!!
McDonald’s typical corsa meet up place no teenage girls though 😂😂😂
Mate lol, I tried to get a few chicks to help me out with it but none were game 😂😂😂😂😂
CJK20 fuck sake man 😂😂 love the videos the video though still 1.4 N/A
And this is why I bought my son one! It won’t go fast enough to hurt himself lol
Theres more stopping power on a Cosy Coupe 😂
Vid was really funny. well done 👍🏻
Thanks bro. I actually heard the brakes were based on that design 😂😂
The 1.0 turbo limited will beat any first car up to the fiesta st kinda area, the 1.0 turbo only weighs about 1 tonne, you can remap if u want but just a K&N air filter boosts it to 120/125hp, it’s great fun, the boost is great to play about with… everyone assumes they are quicker because they are used to the lower HP models 😂
Always wanted one but can’t find one anywhere
Cause they’re bloody rare 😂took me months to find an owner to do the review 😂
L Docs go to your nearest arnold clark they got all sorts
Joseph Tracey wait at any road side you’ll soon see one :))))
This shit got me dying 👌🏻😂
👌👌👌👌 glad you like it bro
Does anyone know if the 1.4T is much different especially with a remap
Great vid CJ as normal . Man that packs a punch LOL
Sure does. Never felt torque like it mate
The jokes are great. But genuinely, what other first car kinda car has all round disk breaks, 6 speed, cruise control, turbo, all in 1, (mainly the all round disk brakes is the rare part)
Hahaha probs the best vid yet
Haha 😂 glad you enjoyed bro didn’t know how it would go down......
My guy you’re mocking it 🤦🏾♂️
Course I am 😂 just playing on the stereotypes bro
A walking fanny magnet had me creasing 😂
why do british people always get then aturally aspirated engine 1.4 or 1.2 not the turbos?
Really not sure 🤔 can’t answer buddy
@@CJK20 i have a e corsa 1.4 turbo 150hp and they are world between 1.4 non turbo and 1.4 with trubo
even the smaller 1.4 turbo with 100 feels way more power full then the 1.4 non turbo with 90 ps, it just big the torque difference
there are good "small" cars but too many kids act like it a ferrarie or other super the same gose for other cars too like bmw mercedes or audi :/
A sports air filter in ANY 'normal' car is just beyond a joke, doesn't help at all.
Omg that's my abs work out for the day 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
Haha glad you liked it bro! I’ll reply to your Instagram 👌
‘Speshal editen’ “nah swear dan is da Noburgering init”
Yeah all white ones are Nurburgring editions aren’t they?
CJK20 dat wot I say legit bro..U no’s ya Corsa’s init
UA-cam user Onalot yes bro 👌
Lmfao @ fanny magnet 😂😂
Really is though isn’t it. I mean what young girl doesn’t want a Corsa Driver!
Im a corsa owner an this is hilarious 😂
Holy fuck CJ! I can’t believe the “waiting outside of your daughter’s school to take her virginity” joke. 😂 Surprised you didn’t throw in a Madeline McCann joke while you were at it.
But ps, the driver was pretty hot.
I did have one in there I genuinely did!
But chickened out last minute! 😂
i mean he’s not wrong tho let’s face it 😂😂😂😂
this was funny as hell 👍😎
Haha glad you enjoyed mate!
I just bought 1.4 turbo special edition 150hp , 😍😍😍can't wait to pick it up
I have this car and drive to the local high school every day
😂 🤣 Mint mate 👍
Glad found it funny mate :)
Hi bro I’m thinking to buy this car on finance as I don’t have £4,5k now
What you think about getting on finance ?
Is a good idea or bad ?
Its not up to me to judge my friend without knowing your financial situation.
Finance is a perfectly great way to buy a car.
Can you afford the monthly payments? Or balloon payments at the end?
They a decent car all said and done loaded with spec. If you can afford it and it’s something you want that won’t leave you right for cash then go ahead.
Absolutely howling
Is anyone not gonna talk ab the driver 🥺🤩
This is bloody amazing 😂
Haha glad you like mate :) 👌
They are nice cars but is a shame with the bad name it gets
I feel personally attacked
I apologise sir
This is bloody funny had a white corsa b first car I thought it had thos much power still want one of these as 2nd car . Think 1.4 sri as think i blow a 1.2
You take the piss but it’s such a great car
Corsa is just the bigger adam
You got hoodies for sale?
Not yet pal, I was going to hold off till I got nearer 10k subs so I can add the merchandise shelf to the channel. That way you can purchase through that and I don’t have to buy stock etc in advance etc. It’ll shipped to you etc honestly makes it easier for me! I’ll give you heads up in future bro!
Ok ok I see what you mean, the design looks sick that’s why I was asking 👌🏻👍🏻
Nelk16 Subie thanks bro :) where you based UK or states??
CJK20 UK bro
😂😂😂😂this is funny no lie
Thanks for watching glad you enjoyed haha
This or fiesta black edition
Albeit they are chavvy as fuck and every tom dick and harry either own one or have owned one, being one of them myself they are actually good little cars Haha
Haha genuinely mate obviously not that I wanted to say in this. But I couldn’t believe what you get spec wize for the money. This even had heated steering wheel!
Quality 😀👍👍
Glad you liked mate!!
How come your corsa accelerate faster than mine when mine is the same and mine is a 1.4 and yours sounds better than mine
Exhaust and induction kit.?
Could probably do with someone waterproofs as we know you would be dripping in clunge in this car
100% where are my wellies? Knee deep in pusssssssay
I'm glad this was satire lol
Yeah absolutely was lol 😂😂😂thought it might be funny to show a little humour ever now and again if people like it I’ll do more mate
This was epic lmao
Glad you liked bro tried to be little funny 😂
@@CJK20 cant wait to see the videos of your next project!
Pretty much organised now. Found one in Wales. Fellas having kid needs to sell up. Quite bit mechanical work done just need fixing up body wise which is no problem at all.
I’ll keep you posted man :)
You make me die 😂 this video is crease!
Is nobody gun a compliment the car tho
It’s legit a good well specced car.
Yeah I like them, not sure if you’re UK based on or not. But they have quite a lot of stigma around the owners etc
lol this was class 😂
Thank you sir 👌👌👌👌
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Haha 😂😂😂😂 tried something funny bro. I don’t want people to always think of me as super serious all time etc
They say limited edition but they made so many
I know mate it’s a joke lol
Flawless.
Thanks Gordon hope you enjoyed the video!
I've just bought this car and I love it .think It looks great :)
Mine looks alot better then this one tho lol colour/mods etc....
The 5 door is better 2019 model sri vx-line
Lmao this killed me 😂
Must be joking, mate. Buy the VXR, at least swap the engine.
I thought.... This must be a joke.
All corsas /modern vauxhalls are absolutely shit.
Then I realised it was a joke.... Like the drivers.
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 sorry to troll you mate
I even hate to say it...
I was a fan of the 80s/90s vauxhalls,
Especially the C20XE and C20LET engines.
Shame they are what they are now.
Cooper Williams got a few of them deffo coming on channel bud. Few builds being finished off over winter etc. So definately next my radar Cooper !
Lol this guy😂😂😂
This is just taking the Piss lol
It certainly is 😂 just fancied a little joke video :)
Haha yeah I mean I own one but, I don't race it about like other Corsa Owners 😂
Haha they’re actually great cars James just have quite a few stereotypes 😂
I’ve got a corsa
Uh oh 🙈
Do you spend all your time at maccies or outside schools? If not you’re one the good guys
CJK20 just work and home for me good looking car tho my one is a 2010 SXI limited edition in white
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 funny right lol
Well that wasted six minutes of my life!
Sorry I can’t give you that time back Lee 👌
@@CJK20 no worries I've spent longer on worse videos 😂 thought it was going to be a sleeper
Lee Parker ah no this was just a joke review playing on stereotypes. Sleeper videos in future I’ll add in title to make it clear!
Lee Parker it's a corsa what were you expecting?
Birmingham racing a sleeper video I do get it 😂 I won’t do things like this often just wanted to make something silly brother
I’ve just had a corsa 1.4 88 bhp sport for the last two weeks and I have to say it was a terrible car, bad gearbox, crap brakes, gutless, my 208 gtline has nearly twice the power and torque, nasty experience and I nearly bought a ltd edition. I’m glad I didn’t.👎
The 1.0 turbo limited will beat any first car up to the fiesta st kinda area, the 1.0 turbo only weighs about 1 tonne, you can remap if u want but just a K&N air filter boosts it to 120/125hp, it’s great fun, the boost is great to play about with… everyone assumes they are quicker because they are used to the lower HP models 😂
This was more of a try not to laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s a 1.4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got a Vauxhall mareva design automatic 1.6
😂😂😂😂😂
Clown
😂 thanks
your a wrongen