The Worst Meditation Video Ever

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  • @meditationsfortheanxiousmind
    @meditationsfortheanxiousmind  6 місяців тому +161

    fun fact: I had to re-record some of the voiceovers in a toilet in costa

    • @Boru06
      @Boru06 6 місяців тому +13

      I've done some of my best work in public toilets.

    • @damnedifidonut
      @damnedifidonut 6 місяців тому +2

      😭😂😂😂

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Boru06 So did George Michael

    • @onelove1968
      @onelove1968 6 місяців тому +2

      fun fact: Kopi Luwak (a.k.a Poop Coffee) is made from coffee beans that have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet, a small mammal native to Indonesia. The civet's digestive enzymes allegedly impart a unique flavor to the beans, which are then roasted and ground in the traditional manner. A cup of this poopy liquid can set you back anywhere from $50 to $100.

    • @cozyfoxtrot5095
      @cozyfoxtrot5095 6 місяців тому +1

      you can tell

  • @hannosolo
    @hannosolo 6 місяців тому +202

    You simultaneously cured me from what you caused, thanks.

    • @zubalu
      @zubalu 6 місяців тому +18

      create a problem and sell the solution

    • @mattjones6323
      @mattjones6323 6 місяців тому

      Not me

    • @burisharecre4667
      @burisharecre4667 6 місяців тому +2

      That's why we must now call him God

  • @onthespectrum69
    @onthespectrum69 6 місяців тому +35

    "why are my trousers wet?.. who's filming this?" i laughed so hard

  • @Tom_-
    @Tom_- 6 місяців тому +7

    The "wooo" really spoke to me on a deep level

  • @stadtbekanntertunichtgut
    @stadtbekanntertunichtgut 6 місяців тому +46

    Now I feel slightly uncomfortable. Thanks for that Frankie! 🖤

  • @fleshpies
    @fleshpies 6 місяців тому +57

    I've been having s hard time at school so this video helped remind me that my future hinges on my results and my failures will have lasting impacts 🙏🙏 thank you frankie

  • @big_neek
    @big_neek 6 місяців тому +9

    Meditated to this every day since 2013, I've reached inner peace and became a dedicated alcoholic. Thank you 🙏

  • @PEACEOUTPAT
    @PEACEOUTPAT 6 місяців тому +62

    ate someones dog, instructions unclear

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 6 місяців тому +23

    Still seeing Frankie's legs at the end of a meditation is like watching a plane fail to take off.

  • @ricardogarciademarinacordo1151
    @ricardogarciademarinacordo1151 6 місяців тому +41

    It's amazing how I no longer feel like eating someone's dog. Thank you, Frankie!

  • @robpalwrites
    @robpalwrites 6 місяців тому +5

    Vinegar in, vinaigrette. Genius 😂

  • @ORIGINALLANDEROS
    @ORIGINALLANDEROS 6 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for being Asperger’s as a sport. Some of my friends and myself are with you.

  • @darraghtormey1500
    @darraghtormey1500 6 місяців тому +8

    Thank you Frankie. Compared to the usual desperation and depravity that churns about in the bowels of my psyche, this was genuinely relaxing and calming. Namaste to you.

  • @ytaccforthing
    @ytaccforthing 6 місяців тому +11

    such a serene and tranquil meditation. love it, frankie mate

  • @microwavefish
    @microwavefish 6 місяців тому +3

    Thank you. This guide has truly changed me for the better, and I will inhale all of the sachets of vinegar in pubs across the country to spread this message.

  • @0mn1vore
    @0mn1vore 6 місяців тому +10

    Love it! 8-D
    TBH I've missed some of your weirder, truly unhinged material from early on, but had to guess that came from the isolation and overthinking of lockdown. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. So I wasn't sure if you could, or would want to do that kind of thing now.
    ...Okay, maybe my worst enemy, but certainly not you.
    Namaste. 🙏

  • @user-xx6ud8iq7g
    @user-xx6ud8iq7g 6 місяців тому +1

    Watching this in bed next to my husband who’s asleep and shaking and choking holding my laugh in. Namaste.

  • @kimjongduck5335
    @kimjongduck5335 6 місяців тому +3

    Finally, a meditation for my anxious mind

  • @carnifaxx
    @carnifaxx 6 місяців тому +5

    Ok, I'm going to add it to my playlist, it may be a strong combination with Colin Robinson 2 Minute Guided Meditation :D

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 6 місяців тому +8

    I'm a long time viewer but after Frankie refused to share his chips I'm having doubts.

  • @justme4037
    @justme4037 6 місяців тому

    My favourite thing was the terribly loud commercial after the video that screamed at my inner self. UA-cam is truly a magical place, namaste.

  • @losangelesnefastvs
    @losangelesnefastvs 6 місяців тому

    "Vinegar in. Vinegar out." on t-shirts, dude!

  • @seanrowshandel1680
    @seanrowshandel1680 6 місяців тому +2

    Is there any doubt as to whether the point of Freewriting is To Bolster The Brain, and that people who DON'T Freewrite not only are worse off AS WRITERS, but they comparatively have Less Valuable Brains?
    In that vein, a Freewriter is expected to be more likely to agree with the statement: "'Discipline' is 'Discipline To One's Own Brain [a "brain" being "a pool" from which one "draws out" one's potential, although such "a brain" also comes as "a Package Deal" with the concept that It May Also Exist PHYSIOLOGICALLY - as an organ of the body within the skull]'".
    This being said, I personally agree with the sentiment that Freewriting is the difference between children and adults, and I often rely on nothing more than the sense of security "to which the value of the metaphorical 'currency' of Freewriting's Benefit is 'pegged'", sometimes going so far as to believe that this Benefit is the only objective truth which can be proven but doesn't need proving, that it is The First in any list of meritable acts: that it is pretty much "something magical", and that anything which can luxurify the process of Freewriting is indeed worth fighting for. That's why it's controversial to have mentioned a material object in this video. Now, with Everyone as my witness, we have established that the Object Of Our Interest (which we are wont to attempt to obtain at any cost) is INDEED a material good. What's next? Will I dare to mention its name? Will we be able to find it?
    Is there any doubt as to whether Freewriting is a Phase of Civilizational Evolution WHICH IS PERMANENT (and is most certainly "non-cyclical")? This is all we've got standing in the way of the extremists: an inocuous trend where some guy and a writing utensil promise to take up an Icarian Mission to one day measure up to the pioneers of the Mandarin writing system (before failing to save

  • @audiblenugz
    @audiblenugz 6 місяців тому

    The reverb is doing my head in.

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 6 місяців тому +2

    Vinegar in...Vinegar out....

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 6 місяців тому +5

    Please do ASMR 🥺

  • @alimc169
    @alimc169 6 місяців тому +2

    That’s the dart Frankie

  • @NETHER_NINJA
    @NETHER_NINJA 6 місяців тому +3

    I would like to point out a spelling mistake in the title of this video, Best is spelt *B.E.S.T* not *W.O.R.S.T*

  • @greenockscatman
    @greenockscatman 6 місяців тому +2

    Namaste to you as well, Frankie. Hope you find piece,

  • @csabapeterman-nagy8109
    @csabapeterman-nagy8109 4 місяці тому

    Great video, it was truly working. Now I feel stoned and I can't decide if it was the cause or the effect.

  • @richardwallace2458
    @richardwallace2458 6 місяців тому +1

    As a father of 2 kids, I found this quite relaxing.

  • @seed869
    @seed869 6 місяців тому +4

    This is the best meditation video ever

  • @stephenoneill2844
    @stephenoneill2844 6 місяців тому +3

    You are one of the greats Frank.

  • @patchso
    @patchso 6 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant. As always.

  • @phronesis1642
    @phronesis1642 6 місяців тому +1

    What just happened to me? I feel ...
    Nah i think I just feel

  • @LitTheKidd
    @LitTheKidd 6 місяців тому +1

    this was an incredible EXPIERIANCE

  • @philipshortall9771
    @philipshortall9771 6 місяців тому +1

    Bad vinegar is only a Tesco special but good karma can be attained in any petrol station. Light up your life. Namaste.

  • @SomebodyOnTheInternet98
    @SomebodyOnTheInternet98 6 місяців тому +4

    I am almost 100% sure that I’m about to shit myself and yet it’s been days, thank you for this video 🥺🥵

  • @U24B6
    @U24B6 6 місяців тому

    One of your best!

  • @forestfreeman1600
    @forestfreeman1600 6 місяців тому

    Kali Maas guide to meditation I adore this

  • @Niksondermij
    @Niksondermij 6 місяців тому

    Surely agree mate. But it has its bliss tho. Knowing when to stop = key

  • @burisharecre4667
    @burisharecre4667 6 місяців тому +1

    I cried....
    And then I added it to my meditation playlist...
    If that makes sense...
    If life makes sense... 🤔

  • @Annanowa123
    @Annanowa123 6 місяців тому

    Frankie, this is the best video on YouTubie! Thanks 😂

  • @23Dakini
    @23Dakini 6 місяців тому +1

    😆🧘🏻🕷🗑🌊🦠🔥🥤
    I feel so relaxed now!
    Frankie you slay me.

  • @humanbean7884
    @humanbean7884 6 місяців тому

    This meditation inexplicably gave me the cravings to drink vinegar from the bottle.
    Woooooo...

  • @metalmick
    @metalmick 6 місяців тому

    I am now one with the Universe.
    Thank you Frankie.

  • @lefroy1
    @lefroy1 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm gonna watch the news now.

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz 6 місяців тому +2

    FRANKIE SAY RELAX

  • @namenloserflo
    @namenloserflo 6 місяців тому

    I'm quite relaxed now

  • @BlondieYouTube
    @BlondieYouTube 6 місяців тому +5

    Close your eyes
    Now it's difficult to read the rest
    You've reached Valhalla
    Or wait.. wasn't it Nirvana? That's a band though? Fuck

  • @jooh4450
    @jooh4450 6 місяців тому

    Intuition restored. Thanks!

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 6 місяців тому

    Definitely going to try this one to fall asleep.

  • @gilesleonard6876
    @gilesleonard6876 6 місяців тому +1

    Being a gen X, I had to have so many toilet breaks during my meditation I ended up going off and doing something constructive

  • @Mickey_Valentine
    @Mickey_Valentine 6 місяців тому +1

    I had to click as soon as i saw the title - namaste

    • @Mickey_Valentine
      @Mickey_Valentine 6 місяців тому +1

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ so good ..... fuck me the man is enlightened as fuck like too much .... bless ... and i don't even like vinegar

  • @augustin19tube
    @augustin19tube 6 місяців тому

    Namaste 🙏

  • @jamesmeehan8008
    @jamesmeehan8008 6 місяців тому +1

    Vinegar spelled backwards starts with RAGE.

  • @akashikrecords
    @akashikrecords 5 місяців тому

    This could be a set for standup comedy

  • @brendanhickey7268
    @brendanhickey7268 6 місяців тому

    If hunter s thompson made a meditation video 🧘‍♂️

  • @mrmukura
    @mrmukura 6 місяців тому

    That took me somewhere liminal

  • @label_me
    @label_me 6 місяців тому +1

    Praise be

  • @ivucica
    @ivucica 6 місяців тому +1

    May I meditate on a DART instead?

  • @Skaxarrat
    @Skaxarrat 6 місяців тому

    Vinegar in, vinegar out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • @danielreed5199
    @danielreed5199 6 місяців тому +11

    To be Frank, If you keep smelling vinegar, consider washing your balls. I did it once, having clean smelling balls for a day helped me to relax.

    • @bruce-le-smith
      @bruce-le-smith 6 місяців тому +7

      instructions unclear, washed with vinegar, now not sure if they're very clean or dirty, please advise. namaste

    • @nialler78
      @nialler78 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bruce-le-smith you need to soak them - not wash them - in vinegar. Overnight for best results

  • @botno69420
    @botno69420 6 місяців тому

    It's real guys, he said the word!
    _Namaste_

  • @TheHampusen
    @TheHampusen 6 місяців тому

    As a complete sociopath, this works well!!! Thanks a lot for this buddy.

  • @adamhbrennan
    @adamhbrennan 6 місяців тому

    Whoa a video actually related to the channel name

  • @s4nder86
    @s4nder86 6 місяців тому

    Namaste here any longer than I have to.

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost 6 місяців тому

    THANKS, I FEEL BETTER

  • @WooWoo-co4jf
    @WooWoo-co4jf 6 місяців тому +1

    For me guided meditation doesn't do anything. But I'm quite good at 'giving it' going say your crude, but probably very funny comments. I used to teach so it was great for calming children down or d's stress them before says etc. Zoom in a few years I had to go to this group class thing for pain management...hi on till your eye, it was as he As it sounds.
    The physio tutor was talking about it and I said my but (I'm opinionated) so she said it worked really well for her. But would I like good it instead?
    If course I said, she looked shocked, she and another nodded off and a few others kept waking themselves up lol.
    She expected I'd have said no, I'm too shy, what she didn't know was I was a teacher, 375 staring at me wasn't a problem, I taught courses to around 15\20 adults at a time, occasionally 30. I spoke at an event with around 200 people, I was a union two (yeah more gob shite) and the largest number I spoke to fit that was around 3000.
    Silly cow pmsl. I can't do meditation, my brain won't stfu!

  • @tamoui2963
    @tamoui2963 6 місяців тому

    That was truly awful - thanks!

  • @4c1d
    @4c1d 6 місяців тому

    Namaste

  • @audiblenugz
    @audiblenugz 6 місяців тому

    @2:29 and i feel more like lighting a fire to cook and eat someone's dog than i did when u told me not to.

  • @cafebravo75
    @cafebravo75 6 місяців тому

    Ahhh vinegar in vinegar out.

  • @theprecipiceofreason
    @theprecipiceofreason 6 місяців тому

    Nah, worst meditation ever is replacing the mantra with a splice of peter griffin and spongebob laughter with 'glitch' cuts. This was close though.

  • @CouchCoop128
    @CouchCoop128 6 місяців тому

    Are you part of BBC Studios ?

  • @KysterElla
    @KysterElla 6 місяців тому +1

    That was a dart, not a luas

  • @arniesad7555
    @arniesad7555 6 місяців тому +1

    Do a roadmen video in London

  • @CommissionerManu
    @CommissionerManu 6 місяців тому

    Instructions unclear, my life is now much better somehow? It’s strange, and unfamiliar, and I don’t like it!

  • @S7tronic
    @S7tronic 6 місяців тому

    I have a sneaking suspicion you will never get a seat on the LUAS, especially when you're on the DART.

  • @Hugh_Janus69
    @Hugh_Janus69 6 місяців тому +1

    I edged to this

  • @vspy13
    @vspy13 6 місяців тому

    Ah finally the WOOOO

  • @Agent_Ste
    @Agent_Ste 6 місяців тому

    So that was this channel used to be about

  • @protolexis
    @protolexis 6 місяців тому

    This was terrible, but also refreshingly transformative!

  • @-HustleUnion-
    @-HustleUnion- 6 місяців тому +1

    bought a lighter just for this meditation video. namaste

  • @_vcctv_
    @_vcctv_ 6 місяців тому

    I achieved chim via this video

  • @theCommentDevil
    @theCommentDevil 6 місяців тому

    Give Salvatore Ganacci his jacket back

  • @garrettmillard525
    @garrettmillard525 6 місяців тому

    fucking brilliant

  • @Kumari_kl
    @Kumari_kl 6 місяців тому

    😇 heavenly... indeed
    🤭😄

  • @Phil144gbp
    @Phil144gbp 6 місяців тому

    Ah shite you freak pissed myself 🤣

  • @DidYaServe
    @DidYaServe 6 місяців тому

    Dublin beaches are mank.

  • @artistlovepeace
    @artistlovepeace 6 місяців тому

    If the Dua Lipa Barbie song comes up on my algo I will donate two amercian dollars to your cause in the next three minutes.

  • @wvbo
    @wvbo 6 місяців тому

    audio is off on this one franky g

  • @RM-ti8nf
    @RM-ti8nf 3 місяці тому

    Omg 😂 love it! ❤

  • @bramvanduijn8086
    @bramvanduijn8086 6 місяців тому

    I liked the spider.

  • @scorpiusmalfoy9095
    @scorpiusmalfoy9095 6 місяців тому

    How about an observation on gamers..

  • @trinitysheik
    @trinitysheik 6 місяців тому +1

    hi frankie

  • @ExSheriffFattyBoySkinnyArms
    @ExSheriffFattyBoySkinnyArms 6 місяців тому +1

    Namaste tsk hahahaaaaa

  • @emzed1275
    @emzed1275 6 місяців тому +2

    Don’t lie about the mode of transportation you used. Disgraceful….

    • @meditationsfortheanxiousmind
      @meditationsfortheanxiousmind  6 місяців тому +5

      public transportation is in the eye of the beholder … a LUAS can be a DART
      it’s called postmodern art look it up

    • @emzed1275
      @emzed1275 6 місяців тому +3

      I did and you have changed my ways…thank you zen master

  • @lovedeathdisco
    @lovedeathdisco 6 місяців тому +1

    woooooooo

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 6 місяців тому

      It's not a successful meditation unless you channel Ric Flair at some point.

  • @winterlover89
    @winterlover89 6 місяців тому

    Yeah, why is every chipper in Ireland Irish-Italian? lol