I am not religious. But I remember when I played this for my grandfather before he he passed in 2005, he was laughing his butt off. He was very religious. He loved baseball, loved the Cubs, and loved this skit.
"Holy Cow! What a rain delay. Forty days and forty nights! There is an Ark in the parking lot that stinks to high heaven. There's enough crap on that thing to fertilize the Gobi Desert!" Lol
They not only nail Catechism 101; they nail it to the frickin' cross. I nearly drove off thr road laughing first time I heard this. As an unchurched Catholic, I love it.
So I am not allowed to share my own opinion on it? It being live has nothing to do with it. If they toned down the laughter, I said it would have been funnier. I apologize for hurting your feelings.
+scott maroney Well, it was live in the Bob and Tom studio, so they are really laughing, it's not a laugh track. If you ever listen to the Bob and Tom show you'll know what I'm talking about. They laugh at EVERYTHING and seem to have a lot of fun.
@spindalis79 slow down bud. We all have our opinions & I doubt you will convert too many to atheism on a Bob & Tom skit via Dan St. Paul. On a side note I am just waiting when it gets so damn obscene that the ACLU has nutn else to bitch about & has to start representing religious people.....IT COULD HAPPEN WHICH IS THE FUNNY PART if U get the whole entanglement we are in from Constitution to the 2012 world
the laughter is obnoxious. I can't hear a lot of the stuff he's saying, although it seems like it would be funny. I'm just saying that they should tone it down a bit...it's irritating...
" reminding those runners that THOU...shalt not steal." gotta love it....
One of my all time favorites from Bob and Tom. Genius bit!!
John the baptist bobblehead night... Some assembly required... Amazing, this is about as clever as it gets my friends
Pulled a hamstring
PULLED IT RIGHT OFF!
I'm crying, it's so funny! Lazarus is down! Wait, he's back up! 6th time this week.
I cant get enough of this skit!! CLASSIC
I am not religious. But I remember when I played this for my grandfather before he he passed in 2005, he was laughing his butt off. He was very religious. He loved baseball, loved the Cubs, and loved this skit.
best skit ever made, pulled a ham string pulled it right off, sodem and gomora still tied at 69
The bases-empty grand slam!!
can't help but to listen to this during baseball season. timeless classic clean comedy. great Harry Carey impression by Dan St Paul I believe.
Clean ... Yeah.
"Holy Cow! What a rain delay. Forty days and forty nights! There is an Ark in the parking lot that stinks to high heaven. There's enough crap on that thing to fertilize the Gobi Desert!" Lol
They not only nail Catechism 101; they nail it to the frickin' cross. I nearly drove off thr road laughing first time I heard this. As an unchurched Catholic, I love it.
+bobbyweiss08 Yeah.. Someone knew their Catechism for sure.... It's a riot
LOL that has to got to be the funniest skit that’s clean that I’ve heard in a long time ! 😂
How can you not love this?!
this is the best and funniest bob and tom skit ever. lmfao
WATER! WATER! WA... uh-oh.. WINE!!!!
ask for the HOST WITH THE MOST! ask for Nabisco
God this has to be my favorite scene from Bob and Tom... I LOVE IT SOO FUCKING MUCH!!!! Classics never die!!!
"...ends the win streak for the big guy..."
classic.
Worth a listen. Very funny😂
I'm a big fan of He Who Has Not Sinned. I bought his jersey on eBay.
HOLY COW, HE’S DEAD!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE....HE GETS BACK UP!!!!
This is brilliant. Absolute perfection. Nicely don Dan St Dan
Holy cow, that’s Harry Cary
My friend was telling me about this. I love how you can hear them wholeheartedly laughing.
"Peeter looks into Jesus for the sign..Jesus gives him the sign...HOLY COW! PEETER DENIES IT!" funny as hell sorry forgot the end quotations
I can't stop listening to it. It'll make you smile and laugh.
My favorite line: The Angels sent Lucifer down.
I love this always makes me laugh
probably going to sacrifice
This is golden.
skit is called the first baseball game and yet he mentions that yesterday Jesus hit a bases empty grand slam lol
i know this word for word and have since i was about 12 years old lmao. when i recite it most people are so confused. love this.
The denial leading to the sermon on the mound....even knowing that joke is going to happen.
Pulled a hamstring... Pulled it right off! 😂😂😂
SERMON ON THE MOUND!!!!!!
Jesus, of course the hero in last night's game
I heard this years ago and it still is as funny now as then .
And out to throw the first pitch
HE WHO HAS NOT SINNED
That's amazing
@spindalis79 I thank you very much friend. And yes, it is very funny. My grand uncle loves these skits, and he got a real kick out of it.
The laughter sets up the jokes so let it go!!!
Out to cast the 1st pitch now. A fan favorite. He who has not sinned
i know i first heard them while listening to bob and tom
"Water.. Water...Water..oh WINE!!"
Funny funny stuff
I could listen to this a thousand times.
Water... Get your water... op. Wine! Get your wine!
This piece is as brilliant as George Carlin 's Baseball vs Football bit.
Just down right hilarious. Unbelievable
Bob and Tom!!!! This is the best. Go Dan!!
@DJWidget hell ye
oh my god it hysterical, im crying her it so funny
Abraham up to the plate now. Probably up here to..SACRIFICE
He Who Has not Sinned reminds me of the Buddy Christ from "Dogma"!!! Lmao!!!!
ASK FOR NABISCO 😂😂
I'm sure the scribes will have something to say in the Bethlehem Star tomorrow. LOL!!!!
I wonder if heaven has youtube, because they should listen to this
still funny as hell
This is funny as hell
Jesus gives another sign, HE DENIES IT AGAIN!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! That's 3 times...
Water! Water! Wa... WINE!!!
epic routine!
It's a classic!!
@LordofDragns No problem. I have my opinion, and you can have yours as well. Regardless, it is quite a funny bit by Dan St. Paul.
un-fuckin-real!! i love it!!
thank u
i know i love it
yes
@spindalis79 HEY! *point* No trollin. Let us religious people enjoy the funny too. ;)
Judas The Kissing Bandit! Fucking Classic!
lol i tried to picture this. i didnt look right.
I see what you did there.
😂😂😂😂😂
sodom and gomorrah still tied at 69!....wwwaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny
have is rookie card,wonder how much it's worth
LOL
So I am not allowed to share my own opinion on it? It being live has nothing to do with it. If they toned down the laughter, I said it would have been funnier. I apologize for hurting your feelings.
Could do without all the buffering
@kseadam8907 Bob laughing is what makes it so fricken funny.
How can you not laugh at this, if you think this sucked, get a life
Why would you write that you forgot the quotations when you could have just added them in before you posted it?
Enigmatic SoulZ
I see 67 people gave this a thumbs down. Probably Hillary supporters. They don't have a sense of humor.
any lyrics im deaf please post link for lyrics thanks
What?
can we do this without the laugh track
+scott maroney Well, it was live in the Bob and Tom studio, so they are really laughing, it's not a laugh track. If you ever listen to the Bob and Tom show you'll know what I'm talking about. They laugh at EVERYTHING and seem to have a lot of fun.
It's worse than a laugh track - it's really easily-amused people laughing just as much at random words as they do at the jokes.
if you tune out the obnoxious laughter its hilarious, most Bob and Tom stuff is pure crap though
I'm to young to understand this
Dan St Patrick is a grin. Bob & Tom are douchebags but necessary as a conduit for him to be heard.
@spindalis79 slow down bud. We all have our opinions & I doubt you will convert too many to atheism on a Bob & Tom skit via Dan St. Paul. On a side note I am just waiting when it gets so damn obscene that the ACLU has nutn else to bitch about & has to start representing religious people.....IT COULD HAPPEN WHICH IS THE FUNNY PART if U get the whole entanglement we are in from Constitution to the 2012 world
the laughter is obnoxious. I can't hear a lot of the stuff he's saying, although it seems like it would be funny. I'm just saying that they should tone it down a bit...it's irritating...
wingedproportion555 fuck you. Bob and Tom are a state treasure.
The laughter is just fine!!!
Not funny
This is funny. However it is just as fake as the stories on which it is based. The stories are from a very fictional book.
Bahahaahahahahaaahaha... Irritating. bob and Tom suck