Ted Cruz SHATTERS Cringe-Meter In CPAC Speech | The Kyle Kulinski Show

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    "The first time I ever really listened to Kyle Kulinski’s show was in the back of a cab last summer. The driver had his phone hooked up through the stereo and was pumping out an episode through the car speakers - loudly, as if looking to convert a captive audience.
    “Do you like Kyle Kulinski?”
    The driver, Ahmed, was a recent immigrant and apparently a die-hard fan of Secular Talk, the political talk show that Kulinski broadcasts on UA-cam. I told him, yes, in fact. I do like Kulinski, had come across his show several years ago, and, all things considered, he seemed pretty good.
    “He understands what we’re up against,” Ahmed said. “Like Bernie.”
    But I was surprised to hear Kulinski’s name mentioned in the same breath as Bernie Sanders, particularly with such adoration. Because what I did remember about Kulinski’s show struck me as mostly capital-P “progressive” takes on the news - the left wing of the Netroots crowd more than the democratic socialism Sanders has popularized.
    It’s an impression that wasn’t entirely incorrect.
    “I have no time for philosophical, airy bullshit,” Kulinski tells me from his home in Westchester, New York. “I don’t want to hear about Lenin. I don’t want to hear about Marx. I just want a super plainspoken, straightforward agenda with a straightforward way of selling it.”
    With over 800,000 subscribers and nearly 670 million total views on UA-cam, selling a progressive agenda is clearly something Kulinski knows how to do - even Democracy Now, the long-standing flagship of progressive media, cannot match his reach on the platform. Chapo Trap House can certainly boast a wildly devoted fan base (and a not insignificant degree of media influence), but their audience is roughly half the size of Kulinski’s.
    While Secular Talk might be more likely to be looped in with the progressive networks around Air America and Pacifica alums like Sam Seder than the more resolutely socialist world, Kulinski’s fiery rhetoric, razor-sharp class instincts, and knack for withering takedowns sets him apart from his peers. Judging by his rhetoric alone, he’s closer to a Eugene Debs than a Chris Hayes.
    But unlike Hayes, Amy Goodman, or his friend Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks - who began airing Secular Talk on his web network seven years ago - the thirty-two-year-old Kulinski is virtually invisible in the mainstream media. Despite his enormous fan base, his show has never once been mentioned in the obligatory trend pieces on “the Millennial Left” pumped out by the prestige media. Nor has Kulinski’s name ever popped up at all in the New York Times, Vox, the New Yorker, New York Magazine, or the Washington Post, despite his leading role in cofounding Justice Democrats, the organization widely credited with sweeping Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of “the Squad” to power.
    Just last week, his Wikipedia page was deleted. The reason? “There is very simply no [reliable source] coverage of this person,” according to one moderator. In new media, he’s king - the Sean Hannity of the Berniecrat left. In old media, he’s nobody.
    I suspect there are a few reasons for that. There is nothing “cool” about Kulinski’s show. (As a friend put it, “‘Welcome to Secular Talk’ sounds like something you’d hear on Egyptian radio.”) His no-nonsense social-democratic politics won’t get him much cred with the Full Communism crowd. He records his show not in Brooklyn or Los Angeles, but in a studio he built himself in his modest Westchester home. His hair is too groomed and his taste in clothes too preppy to qualify as “Dirtbag Left.” Nor has he ever attended an n+1 release party. “Not only have I not attended one,” he says, “I have no idea what that means.”
    And yet he’s astonishingly plugged-in for a young man in the suburbs. Wondering how Sanders ended up on the Joe Rogan Experience? Kulinski, a frequent guest on Rogan’s wildly popular show, introduced them. “You make the most sense to me,” Rogan told Kulinski on a recent episode. “You’re a normal person.”
    Much like Sanders himself, Kulinski’s show has a massive audience that just doesn’t compute with our media’s understanding of “what the kids want” or even “what the left-wing kids want.”
    It’s probably for the best - the very woke and very WASP-ish decorum haunting much of the media world is nowhere to be found in Secular Talk. “Corporate Democrats over-focus on identity as a trick to divert you from the issues that unite us all - class issues,” he said on a recent episode. “That Raytheon decided they don’t hate gays or trans people - frankly, I don’t really give a shit what their take on that is..."
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  • @thewendigo5992
    @thewendigo5992 2 роки тому +436

    We need more videos like this. Kyle’s live reactions. Amazing 😂

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 2 роки тому +15

      Agreed -- For example, I'd like to see him also give live responses to Tulsi Gabbard's CPAC speech.

    • @denvergonzalez3928
      @denvergonzalez3928 2 роки тому +4

      Kyle’s live reaction is 🔑 😂

    • @Gdean25
      @Gdean25 2 роки тому +1

      1000%

    • @MrBlair56
      @MrBlair56 2 роки тому

      It was refreshing.

    • @timestimesx7535
      @timestimesx7535 2 роки тому +2

      this format is lowkey better.

  • @saintsfearful
    @saintsfearful 2 роки тому +331

    I truly can't grasp how republicans on one hand say "the woke left is too sensitive and whiny" while simultaneously freaking out over every made up culture war topic of the week. It's so overwhelmingly stupid and hypocritical.

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 2 роки тому +23

      That's the conservatives for ya.

    • @THEEVANTHETOON
      @THEEVANTHETOON 2 роки тому +21

      When things hurt *their* feelings, it's totally different because of reasons and stuff.

    • @themessiahsgovernmentofint2169
      @themessiahsgovernmentofint2169 2 роки тому

      The opposite of hypocritical is debt mirroring (equality). We're out of debt with coordinated foraging.

    • @cosmicbear88-23
      @cosmicbear88-23 2 роки тому +2

      They aren’t freaking out. They are fighting back. For too long we’ve let chicks with dicks and soy boys determine what popular culture is. No more

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 роки тому

      @@THEEVANTHETOON Trust me bro.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 2 роки тому +229

    it's so weird how a Republican can be completely authoritarian and against the working class and completely pro-establishment and they'll still vote for them thinking these Republican Politicians give a shit about them.

    • @joshuamichael2463
      @joshuamichael2463 2 роки тому +26

      To be fair all politicians are completely sold out to the establishment

    • @thestifmyster1
      @thestifmyster1 2 роки тому

      I don’t want the government to care about me

    • @bsmith8166
      @bsmith8166 2 роки тому +7

      They don't care if the politicians care about them. They only care about atheistics and cruelty.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 2 роки тому +3

      @@thestifmyster1 Yes because those in power caring is litterally worse than hitler because cs lewis quote

    • @omarthescriblomale8279
      @omarthescriblomale8279 2 роки тому +1

      How are republican politicans not giving a shit to them?
      While i agree the party has become a bit hypocritical and trumps economy wasnt as great as they make it out to be, it was still better than it is now. Also how is the republican party authorization? They dont support mask or vaccine mandates and believe in limited government (again can be a bit hypocritical at times just like the democrats)
      The best thing both parties can do is stay out of everyones way.

  • @agnosym
    @agnosym 2 роки тому +164

    Ted can't walk because the bugs controlling him haven't gotten that part down yet..

    • @TankLCDx
      @TankLCDx 2 роки тому +10

      lmfao this comment is fuckin amazing

    • @1massboy
      @1massboy 2 роки тому

      Starship troopers 2 baby!

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 роки тому +1

      @@1massboy One of the worst movies ever made, don't remind me of that :(

    • @tonywilson4713
      @tonywilson4713 2 роки тому

      Really, I thought it was because Trump clipped his nuts off during the 2016 Primaries.

    • @turtlesturtlesturtles
      @turtlesturtlesturtles 2 роки тому

      I just finished reading All Tomorrow's yesterday. Ted is being controlled by parasites.

  • @markhepworth7822
    @markhepworth7822 2 роки тому +203

    Imagine living in a country,where people like this....can be politicians 😳🤦‍♂️🤡

    • @cosmicbear88-23
      @cosmicbear88-23 2 роки тому +1

      Joe Biden is literally president sooooo

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 роки тому +34

      @@cosmicbear88-23 You act like that was burn, and yet that just adds to his argument.
      America, from both parties are a joke, and Ted Cruz is the circus clown.

    • @vgmaster9
      @vgmaster9 2 роки тому +12

      @@cosmicbear88-23 Nobody wanted Biden to be president.

    • @BiggusDiggusable
      @BiggusDiggusable 2 роки тому

      @@vgmaster9 Weird how he got voted in huh?

    • @sensible1163
      @sensible1163 2 роки тому +16

      @@BiggusDiggusable At first it's unbelievable but then u look at who he was running against and then it's understandable lol

  • @villain1813
    @villain1813 2 роки тому +65

    Ted Cruz voted for the Patriot Act.

    • @juliusdennis4225
      @juliusdennis4225 2 роки тому +7

      Yes he did he voted for the Patriot act.

    • @cosmicbear88-23
      @cosmicbear88-23 2 роки тому

      And so did basically every Democrat including our Lord and Savior Barack Obama

    • @juliusdennis4225
      @juliusdennis4225 2 роки тому +4

      @@cosmicbear88-23 yes they did they voted for the Patriot act.

    • @tripledigit4835
      @tripledigit4835 2 роки тому

      Although that is true, he did vote against the renewal of it. But unfortunately enough senators voted for it

    • @juliusdennis4225
      @juliusdennis4225 2 роки тому

      @@tripledigit4835 Ted Cruz did vote against the sanctions you're correct.

  • @pov_music
    @pov_music 2 роки тому +103

    I love how this is what American politics has turned into - an unhinged panderer shouting 'shut the hell up!' at a conference speech.

    • @casesoutherland4175
      @casesoutherland4175 2 роки тому +12

      And meanwhile, Flint still doesn't have clean water.

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 2 роки тому +2

      Just wait until CPAC devolves into patriotic grunting.

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 роки тому

      @@ConsciusVeritasVids It takes a lot more gall than is usually stated, for most of the country, from news media to individual commentators, to portray the so-called Conservative Political Action Conference as just slightly right of reason. There's dangerous reactionary sentiment, and lately nationalism, involved in it nowadays. There's not a single benevolent bone in any of the CPAC speakers' bodies nor a good-faith policy substance idea in their heads.

    • @strayedarticle2838
      @strayedarticle2838 2 роки тому

      These days almost every politician sounds like they're doing a podcast.

  • @aaronabercrombie4610
    @aaronabercrombie4610 2 роки тому +148

    I lost my shit when you paused it and were like "this is guaranteed to be stupid."

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 2 роки тому +323

    there's no way Ted Cruz wasn't bullied growing up, he has this incredibly strong weasel energy.

    • @richbrescher6544
      @richbrescher6544 2 роки тому +20

      I feel like bullying him now. The man throw is own daughter under the bus 🚌 during the winter storm and he went on vacation to Cancun. Just own it I never go on vacation and wanted to spend time with my family but no his so weaselly he through his whole family away to win an election.

    • @OfficiallyUnofficialKamala2024
      @OfficiallyUnofficialKamala2024 2 роки тому +12

      bullying is wrong

    • @saininj
      @saininj 2 роки тому +22

      Trump bullied him as an adult.

    • @skerdoo523
      @skerdoo523 2 роки тому +7

      I wanna shove Ted into a locker

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 роки тому +5

      When he opened his speech with mask bitching, I felt an intense desire to stuff him in a locker.

  • @steven7936
    @steven7936 2 роки тому +85

    "Not a damn mask in sight" . Sounds like CPAC Is not allowing masks to be worn on the premeisis.

  • @los2443
    @los2443 2 роки тому +59

    Republicans act so damn fragile. Its sad. Ted sounds like he wants to cry.

    • @___Kelli___
      @___Kelli___ 2 роки тому +2

      He often looks like he’s about to cry just every day…

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 2 роки тому +2

      They’re do nothing Republicans

    • @nathanielbables8652
      @nathanielbables8652 2 роки тому +2

      No that's just the permanent state of his face.

  • @TimiTamminen
    @TimiTamminen 2 роки тому +229

    This format is tailor-made for Kyle’s personality and style, more of this please!

    • @cosmicbear88-23
      @cosmicbear88-23 2 роки тому +2

      You are right. It’s perfect for his surface level knowledge of literally everything

    • @Lock484
      @Lock484 2 роки тому +5

      Aaah, an edgelord has wandered into a leftie comment section. Welcome sir, tell me please, how is the insurrection going? Are you excited about Führer Trump's almost-announcement of him running in 2024?

    • @kamranahmad588
      @kamranahmad588 2 роки тому +2

      His chill background commentary is wonderful

    • @nothankyou6840
      @nothankyou6840 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lock484 ?

    • @Lock484
      @Lock484 2 роки тому

      @@nothankyou6840 sorry, that was for cosmicbear, he's out here spewing bullshit about "chicks with dicks; soyboys; woke left trying to destroy usa" etc.

  • @davidisrael9799
    @davidisrael9799 2 роки тому +80

    Love to see Kyle branching out in the style of video he does.
    Do more videos like this, Kyle!

  • @jasonshort9001
    @jasonshort9001 2 роки тому +50

    "Freedom and liberty" coming the guy that litterally tried to ban dildos in Texas

    • @eldritchpumpkinghost2968
      @eldritchpumpkinghost2968 2 роки тому +6

      Wait really!!? 💀

    • @darius3696
      @darius3696 2 роки тому +8

      What 😭😭

    • @jasonshort9001
      @jasonshort9001 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, a couple of years ago. He tried to make dildos illegal in Texas. Or the sale of them atleast.

    • @Kaidona
      @Kaidona 2 роки тому +5

      DIdn't the Daily Show do a segment on this? I'm remembering guns outfitted in dildos where college students were protesting the ban to support them. Mashing a thing conservatives hated with the thing a very large many insecure men worship was the funniest damn shit.

    • @gamj7509
      @gamj7509 2 роки тому +5

      Conservatives ''freedom'' is basically:
      ''We want to be assholes with no consequences but we don't wanna let others exercise their freedom."

  • @ADrew26
    @ADrew26 2 роки тому +101

    Ted Cruz spoke more about his podcast than he did about policy. This dude is a POLITICIAN. Yelling "lets go Brandon" will not help anyone out there who is struggling

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 роки тому +10

      But I thought a bunch of mindless culture war propaganda put food on the table, what do you mean!?

    • @ElaineLoyd
      @ElaineLoyd 2 роки тому +4

      @@KaiserMattTygore927 Not with that attitude. Next time you're worried about whether to pay for gas or food think "let's go Brandon" next time you're worried about paying a bill think about Mr potato Head and Dr. Seuss. If your worried about paying your rent this month think about communism and all your cares will melt away like Mexican hot chocolate.

    • @jaysmith1685
      @jaysmith1685 2 роки тому +3

      It might help all the Brandons out there who are struggling

    • @alphamikeomega5728
      @alphamikeomega5728 2 роки тому +1

      _"Haha everybody gets our in-joke!"_ *- Ted Cruz*

    • @MizterMissile
      @MizterMissile 2 роки тому

      @AlphaMikeOmega hahaha
      Totally reminds me of high school people would post a picture with friends & caption it with an inside joke and act like no one understands how comically genius they are omg.
      "Let's go Brandon! lol #Insider #JustRightyThings #YouWouldntUnderstand"

  • @millabasset1710
    @millabasset1710 2 роки тому +44

    What father blames his children for going to Mexico during a winter outage?

  • @ZenobiaofPalmyra
    @ZenobiaofPalmyra 2 роки тому +15

    "Big is bad." - Ted Cruz's wife

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 2 роки тому +25

    There’s no way I’d have been able to get through a Ted Cruz speech without Kyle’s intermittent commentary.

    • @torreysauter8954
      @torreysauter8954 2 роки тому

      Same. Even so I think I need to tap out at 16 minutes. Making anyone listen to Ted Cruz for more than 5 consecutive minutes has to be some kind of war crime

  • @LucasSChiefsLightning
    @LucasSChiefsLightning 2 роки тому +35

    "Citizens need guns to protect themselves from the Government!"
    **Proceeds to support using the military to crackdown against peaceful BLM protests**

    • @AlabamaBoiz
      @AlabamaBoiz 2 роки тому

      But is also proof we need guns to protect ourselves from the government

    • @trappedinamerica7740
      @trappedinamerica7740 2 роки тому

      @@AlabamaBoiz cops = the government

    • @AlabamaBoiz
      @AlabamaBoiz 2 роки тому

      @@trappedinamerica7740 yes

  • @IS-db6pn
    @IS-db6pn 2 роки тому +14

    “Fight big universities” as he is a proud graduate of Princeton and Harvard.

    • @Kaidona
      @Kaidona 2 роки тому +2

      I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT and then the fact that probably zero of the people in the audience were even aware the guy went to ivy league schools.

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 роки тому

      @@Kaidona And when we have criticisms of the Ivy League, they're much more substantive than anything put forth by the anti-intellectuals and savant-bashers who populate the School of Hard Knocks and University of Life on other social media sites. Ted Cruz's supporters typically aren't primed to ask questions about the big-name colleges that treat people better if they have extended family connections, or the billionaire oligarchs who fund some of their wings and internal institutions.

  • @itsRecreational
    @itsRecreational 2 роки тому +37

    I don’t think anyone looks more uncomfortable in their own skin than this guy

    • @2727rogers
      @2727rogers 2 роки тому

      I think the reason that is is because he is a Canadian and doesn't believe in a word he is saying. I bet he will apply for that Canada pension as soon as he qualifies.

    • @nostalgiatrip7331
      @nostalgiatrip7331 2 роки тому

      I'd be uncomfortable in that skin too

  • @intricatic
    @intricatic 2 роки тому +18

    "We find ourselves in an existential moment. The threats to my bankroll have never been greater..."
    ~Ted Cruz

  • @Ewokisic
    @Ewokisic 2 роки тому +45

    I'm 99% sure Cruz gets a baggie of white dust just for CPAC. Goddamn was that amazing in all sorts of depressing and astounding ways

  • @luisramos1609
    @luisramos1609 2 роки тому +27

    Is he saying "ain't" just to pretend he's a commoner?

    • @mrwinklebottom2612
      @mrwinklebottom2612 2 роки тому +4

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @H1Caliber
      @H1Caliber 2 роки тому +1

      Yes. Ted Cruz is the biggest snake

    • @johnbanach3875
      @johnbanach3875 2 роки тому +2

      In his head he was like, oh boy, they're really going to think I'm cool.

  • @shrubsangry
    @shrubsangry 2 роки тому +89

    Should do more of these style videos. Hilarious to watch with you.

    • @hellykay
      @hellykay 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah and we don't have to watch it from the original source!

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 роки тому +1

      @@hellykay Anything that cuts back on the web traffic to a reactionary extremist's page is an added bonus.

  • @maxbalata5916
    @maxbalata5916 2 роки тому +32

    Props to Kyle for not saying "I'm Ted Cruz meee" even once for the whole thing

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 роки тому

      Although there *will* be a lot of longtime fans who'll miss that.

  • @happyliving1922
    @happyliving1922 2 роки тому +10

    "To everyone under 40"
    Literally one person claps.

  • @JokerSmilez14
    @JokerSmilez14 2 роки тому +98

    Kyle - you should do more live reaction videos. This is hilarious.

    • @gorga8618
      @gorga8618 2 роки тому +5

      fr this is amazing

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 2 роки тому +9

      His big seltzer energy is at its strongest during live reactions.

  • @craigbrowning9448
    @craigbrowning9448 2 роки тому +23

    I'm amazed that Raphael didn't criticize AOC for being Hispanic!

    • @2727rogers
      @2727rogers 2 роки тому

      They are not that stupid. If they did that Florida and Texas could be more in play then they are now and if the Republicans can't win in Texas and Florida they can't win.

  • @frevazz3364
    @frevazz3364 2 роки тому +23

    I'm disappointed, Cancun Ted didn't tell us if he finally found the Chic-Fil-A sauce. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richbrescher6544
    @richbrescher6544 2 роки тому +14

    Ted Cruz I can't stand him his such a weasel

  • @iananderson6705
    @iananderson6705 2 роки тому +9

    He is the epitomy of how far the west has fallen captive to sycophantic sociopaths.

  • @maxbash6330
    @maxbash6330 2 роки тому +14

    Cpac schedules Ted to speak between guests that people actually give a shit about.
    It gives the audience time to buy a beer, get a chili dog and take a leak.

  • @jordanpiggott11
    @jordanpiggott11 2 роки тому +7

    The guy that went to HARVARD is complaining about Big Universities😭

  • @coinborg8305
    @coinborg8305 2 роки тому +17

    More videos of this style please! I love that we’re getting your first impressions point by point.

  • @ericsarnoski6278
    @ericsarnoski6278 2 роки тому +13

    We watched the CPAC circus and made a drinking game of it . Every time we heard radical left we took a shot, and every time we heard communist socialist agenda we took a shot with a beer chaser.

  • @joeknowles6880
    @joeknowles6880 2 роки тому +7

    "They want to subjugate you!"
    No, Teddy, we want to educate you.
    In fact, I've never seen a lawyer more in need of education than Ted fucking Cruz.

  • @matthewharris5586
    @matthewharris5586 2 роки тому +24

    So why doesn’t anyone confront him on his contradictions. I’d love to see that. Ted should go on Rogan and answer to this.

    • @matthewharris5586
      @matthewharris5586 2 роки тому

      And unruliness isn’t equal to violence and property damage.

    • @altosack
      @altosack 2 роки тому +4

      Joe Rogan has, as a first, qualifying criterion for a person coming on his show, that he finds them and what they have to say interesting. There is _no way_ Ted Cruz clears that bar.

    • @matthewharris5586
      @matthewharris5586 2 роки тому

      @@altosack that’s ridiculous

    • @Andy-km1xp
      @Andy-km1xp 2 роки тому

      @@matthewharris5586 Why? It’s his show

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 2 роки тому

      Joe Rogan would never have Ted Cruz on, hes pretty clearly not a fan of Teds and he doesnt find him interesting

  • @millennialanimefan608
    @millennialanimefan608 2 роки тому +12

    Aren't Republicans the party of big business?

  • @rini6
    @rini6 2 роки тому +22

    When Ted said “Fight the Power” I threw up in my mouth a bit.

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 2 роки тому +8

    Wtf was that slap guitar 🎸 as he was walking out? … Ugh, God he’s so cringy.
    I was so awkward walking when I was younger because I cared what people thought so much. To see grown-ass politicians doing the same thing is hilariously sad…

  • @iangascoigne8231
    @iangascoigne8231 2 роки тому +3

    He only wants an unruly, uncontrollable “we the people” that agrees with him.

  • @chrysene
    @chrysene 2 роки тому +79

    The “oh my God” when Cruz said NYT vs Barry Weiss has me crying 😂

    • @bp1991able
      @bp1991able 2 роки тому

      OMG yes! He's co-opting her into the Nazi Party of the United States (Donald Trump said there were "fine people" in a crowd chanting "Jews will not replace us!") and yet she still kneecaps the Democratic Party as just as anti-Semitic...

    • @zeeshawnali4078
      @zeeshawnali4078 2 роки тому +1

      Time?

    • @tmmnago2722
      @tmmnago2722 2 роки тому

      timecode?

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee 2 роки тому +1

      LOL basically whatever the latest YT or Twitter political controversy is. These are our national politicians… Jesus Christ…

  • @matthewflathers5260
    @matthewflathers5260 2 роки тому +7

    If all big things are bad, how about a big military senator Cruz?

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 2 роки тому +9

    Maybe the worst thing about idiot politicians is that a lot of them stay around for most of our lives. The best ones get put down in Dallas for daring to imagine an actually better future for all American citizens….

  • @samspetifore9875
    @samspetifore9875 2 роки тому +12

    “Parents are many things, but they ain’t weak.” Says the guy who tried to justify fleeing his state during a crisis by claiming that his teenaged daughter twisted his arm into travelling to Mexico. My god, who can take this clown seriously.

  • @christopheryou
    @christopheryou 2 роки тому +19

    If a person’s gait is awkward it usually reveals an insecurity or inauthenticity within. Definitely questionable behavior.

    • @Rio-zh2wb
      @Rio-zh2wb 2 роки тому +1

      Or just back pain lol

    • @affanr6041
      @affanr6041 2 роки тому

      Or ur a nerd.

    • @FishGup
      @FishGup 2 роки тому

      I have weirdly shaped feet and I'm very offended right now :)

  • @M.A.C.01
    @M.A.C.01 2 роки тому +5

    “Parents are many things but they’re not weak”
    Ted Cruz as a dad contradicts that entire statement.

  • @xq8152
    @xq8152 2 роки тому +10

    I would love to listen to this but then I'd have to listen to ted cruz for half an hour. 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @47shadows76
    @47shadows76 2 роки тому +6

    As a socially conservative Democrat, this was violently hard to watch.
    How can one openly Grift and Lie that blatantly?

    • @nostalgiatrip7331
      @nostalgiatrip7331 2 роки тому

      Genuine question, what does being a socially conservative democrat mean to you?

    • @47shadows76
      @47shadows76 2 роки тому

      @@nostalgiatrip7331 I support all the fiscal policies, Medicare4All, tax relief on Middle Class, Free Community College, $50000 off student loan debt, paid family leave, take dark money out of politics, minimize the influence of the military industrial complex, balance the wage gap between CEOs & Employees, etc.
      But don't support the social reforms blindingly, ex. Cultural Marxism, 1619 Riots, Racial Grifting (BLM), Post-modernism, Defunding the police, secularization of the culture, destruction of the Nuclear Family, 4th wave Feminism, The rising Trans influence on GenZ, #metoo movement, abortion as a moral virtue, censoring heterodox voices (Chappelle, Rogan), to name a few.
      ^ The Culture War Stuff ^
      My politics tend to lean towards that of an old black pastor. I have always been a Dem, but the social reforms they've been pushing for the last 10 years have largely been antithetical to benefiting the Black Community as a whole. Too much virtue signaling and not enough accountability.

    • @nostalgiatrip7331
      @nostalgiatrip7331 2 роки тому +1

      @@47shadows76 Thank you for your response

    • @47shadows76
      @47shadows76 2 роки тому

      @@nostalgiatrip7331 No problem chief.

  • @mtrich8113
    @mtrich8113 2 роки тому +36

    You got a good thing going here Kyle keep it up, we can use the laughs.

  • @lizzybethnj617
    @lizzybethnj617 2 роки тому +26

    Kyle the style you’re doing this video in reminds me of sports analyst calling a basketball game. I love it it’s hilarious. BTW ur can never be a duck when it’s Ted Cruz you’re talking about. My mom and aunt are both nurses they’re happy with vaccine mandates

    • @7777wilson1
      @7777wilson1 2 роки тому

      Yet so many health workers are NOT!, hence the firing/quitting of significant numbers ~ especially if they already got Covid & have natural immunity. Freedom of self & speech means Freedom of self & speech...no happy-mediums!

  • @amirguri1335
    @amirguri1335 2 роки тому +9

    I really like it when you analyze spontaneously like you do here

  • @Odinsday
    @Odinsday 2 роки тому +21

    Ted Cruz would make for a very good Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic.

  • @Indyawillis85
    @Indyawillis85 2 роки тому +13

    I almost made it to the end, but couldn't do it lol. The lies and hypocrisy are just too much for me.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 2 роки тому +1

      I looked and the progress bar still had too far to go
      I can't believe I made it halfway

  • @wwaitkus
    @wwaitkus 2 роки тому +3

    I'm not sure is CPAC is a Republican sing along, or a "crazy off" contest, or open mic night for the untalented. Cruz was shooting for a poetry slam, and ended up sounding like the drunk who lives at the end of the bar and starts screaming the lyrics to "Hotel California" at the top of his lungs right before he pisses himself and falls off the chair.

  • @jackc7252
    @jackc7252 2 роки тому +11

    Holy shit that “oh man” right off the bat killed me

  • @chadalactucker12
    @chadalactucker12 2 роки тому +2

    All I could think during his “big is bad” rant was bro you represent a state whose slogan is “everything is BIGGER inTexas” 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @SilentPlayer1999
    @SilentPlayer1999 2 роки тому +5

    Remember his slogan back in 2015 “TrustTED”? 🤣

  • @los2443
    @los2443 2 роки тому +13

    Im surprised teddy boy made it to his speech. Wasn’t sure if he was going to make it back from mexico in time

  • @zalchemist101
    @zalchemist101 2 роки тому +6

    ❤ this live reaction. Pulled all that politicians hypocrisies to light. More like this!!

  • @matt94alexander32
    @matt94alexander32 2 роки тому +7

    Poor chap, so in his bubble, I’m a political junkie so I have to recalibrate when I’m with my normal mates.

  • @jusmecatalina
    @jusmecatalina 2 роки тому +3

    Canada doesn’t claim him. Also, please make this a regular segment. We need more of this.

  • @warrenpowers108
    @warrenpowers108 2 роки тому +2

    "they ain't weak" omg but my knees are 😂😂😂

  • @Taylor-ft3iw
    @Taylor-ft3iw 2 роки тому +3

    "Big is bad" ok let's cut the military budget in third

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 роки тому

      Let's cut it down by 75%, and break up ALL corporations with more than a couple dozen employees >:)

  • @peteyquills
    @peteyquills 2 роки тому +2

    That's how I used to walk at the mall on a Friday night as a teen when I smoked too much weed and was trying to look sober.

  • @PersianMichael
    @PersianMichael 2 роки тому +4

    I'm going to awkwardly walk and wave like Ted Cruz if I see Kyle at the next politicon 😂😂😂

  • @thestraycat69
    @thestraycat69 2 роки тому +5

    Actually Ted is unirocically funny, with how goofy and weird he is.

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 2 роки тому +7

    I feel like this is his sexy voice lol.

  • @saqibsheikh2790
    @saqibsheikh2790 2 роки тому +1

    The CPAC slogan is 'Awake. Not Woke.' That is the slogan for a political movement? How utterly stupid.

  • @adrianm8751
    @adrianm8751 2 роки тому +3

    I’ll never forget when he accidentally liked porn on twitter lmao

  • @moxblues8815
    @moxblues8815 2 роки тому +6

    Kyle really wants to get his Twitch stream on

  • @EvocativeKitsune
    @EvocativeKitsune 2 роки тому +5

    What is with the music, jeez? And Cruz coming on like a stand-up comedian.

    • @Graffels
      @Graffels 2 роки тому

      Introduce me as Joker

  • @melissamullenfilms464
    @melissamullenfilms464 2 роки тому +11

    I'm off watching Kyle videos from 2014, trying to escape this crappy time lol (not that 2014 was wonderful/perfect but it felt like a better time to be around).

  • @LucasSChiefsLightning
    @LucasSChiefsLightning 2 роки тому +3

    "The entire crowd was chanting LGB". It's a 66,000 capacity stadium. It only takes like 5-10% of it in order to make noise. In a 66,000 person stadium, odds are that at least 6,000 will be Republicans. That means nothing lol

  • @reddburg
    @reddburg 2 роки тому +2

    "If you're over 40 it means you have no idea how to use a computer to subscribe to my podcast." - Ted Cruz

  • @asiunan89
    @asiunan89 2 роки тому +3

    Kyle next time you do this can you have a little video box at the bottom right of yourself giving the commentary? 😂

  • @waynejackson9924
    @waynejackson9924 2 роки тому +5

    When I watch these rallies (on Kyle's or other independent media sites), it always seems to me I"m watching a WWE wrestler belittling their opponents, with of course the WWE crowd reacting & jeering. Very little of substance on how they'll improve the average American citizen's life, as Kyle summarizes it at the end. Very well done Kyle.

  • @beastalchemistVA
    @beastalchemistVA 2 роки тому +5

    No one can make it through this speech

  • @brandonb.5304
    @brandonb.5304 2 роки тому +18

    Okay what is so appealing about being “god-fearing.” Why do religious people think that’s an attribute of Christianity? Yes, let me worship this deity that I utterly fear because we all know relationships built on fear are totally healthy. Imagine a woman saying she was “husband-fearing” and people being like yeah, good for you. You’re a good wife because you fear your husband. It’s just fucking insane.

    • @charleswomack2166
      @charleswomack2166 2 роки тому

      It does not literally mean fear. It is a translation of the original Hebrew word which is closer in my opinion to respect. I will try and find a link.

    • @H1Caliber
      @H1Caliber 2 роки тому +1

      @@charleswomack2166 yeah, but at this point they mean actual fear

    • @brandonb.5304
      @brandonb.5304 2 роки тому

      @@charleswomack2166 Christianity explictly plays on people's fears, dude. Follow Christ and believe in God or you're going to Hell. Christianity uses the fear of Hell and punishment in the afterlife as a central element in their coercion of people to join and follow the religion. There's no denying that.

  • @GuitarWithBrett
    @GuitarWithBrett 2 роки тому +4

    He’s the worst … well , after trump amd Carlson

    • @pl3459
      @pl3459 2 роки тому +1

      Carlson is one of the best Republicans beside Ron Paul, Carlson actually features true progressive voices on his show like Tulsi, Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald.

    • @GuitarWithBrett
      @GuitarWithBrett 2 роки тому

      @@pl3459 uhhh… seems twisted reasoning there

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 2 роки тому

      @@pl3459: do you think that Carlson has Tulsi, Dore & Greenwald on his show to talk about progressive ideals or to shit on Democrats and push the culture war (Carlson's bread & butter)? Does Carlson care more about M4A or dividing the Left? You Doreknobs have such a warped sense of reality.

    • @25taylorkw
      @25taylorkw 2 роки тому

      @@pl3459 You may say that Tucker Carlson let on people are show like Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald, my reaction that would be " okay then, but that does not change the fact that he did a fair amount of dumb things like talking about America losing its " demographics " ( aka an alt right talking point ) with also complaining about non-issues like whining about Cardi B's WAP song ", no intelligent person that interested in politics would ever died on the hill of defending a political partisan jackass like Tucker Carlson.

  • @blendernoob64
    @blendernoob64 Рік тому +1

    Honestly one of my favorite secular talk videos even to this day.

  • @barexampasser
    @barexampasser 2 роки тому +4

    ok cruz is cringey, but his zinger on "workers of the world united, and the left is pissed" made me laugh, hes right. I agree with the anti mandates protest, they shouldn't have been forced to do that, and should've had the vax or test option.

  • @silverasana219
    @silverasana219 2 роки тому +2

    The swagger reveals his arrogance, and especially his ignorance.

  • @sungod9797
    @sungod9797 2 роки тому +4

    Don’t you just love the uber-cringe “Awake not Woke” slogan on the screen behind him...

  • @evanb4189
    @evanb4189 2 роки тому +2

    "Big is BAD. Just ask my wife, right Heidi?"

  • @KG9551
    @KG9551 2 роки тому +3

    Notice the hoots and hollers got real quiet when he said the line about people wanting to date AOC… hmmm 🤔

    • @joshuabanner9920
      @joshuabanner9920 2 роки тому +1

      Because they all know that most of them have made very sexist even rapey comments about her online and offline. I have heard and seen it by right wingers I know. If you could Google the word blowjob next to AOC, anyone who’s confused on this topic will be suddenly enlightened.
      If I was AOC I would of worded it differently but to we can’t pretend she’s completely off, as it is disingenuous.

    • @KG9551
      @KG9551 2 роки тому

      @@joshuabanner9920 yup, my point was that they got quiet because they all know they do have some weird sexual obsession with her. They’re repulsive.

  • @DMDphotography
    @DMDphotography 2 роки тому +1

    How they complain about big government and brag about our military in the same breath?

  • @vincentvangogh3634
    @vincentvangogh3634 2 роки тому +5

    BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE AREN’T RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO OWN GUNS, TED! And that gets proven thousands of times a year in your Country, Ted! The amount of people getting shot every year in the USA is staggering, especially when you compare the percentages of gun related incidents with my country…

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 2 роки тому

      I wish progressives would ditch gun control. In addition to being unconstitutional, its just dumb on its feet. Its hurtful to the movement.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 2 роки тому +2

    "Big university
    Dude you went to Harvard!

  • @kenjidrake7809
    @kenjidrake7809 2 роки тому +3

    Ted Cruz is a joke lmaooo. How can anyone take him seriously

    • @cosmicbear88-23
      @cosmicbear88-23 2 роки тому

      That’s exactly what I think every time I watch one of Kyle’s videos

  • @ryandegrave8978
    @ryandegrave8978 2 роки тому +2

    Kyle: "He's so bad at, like..."
    Me: "being human"

  • @infinitedonuts
    @infinitedonuts 2 роки тому +6

    For the algorithm!

  • @nathanandsugar5252
    @nathanandsugar5252 2 роки тому +2

    “They want to destroy you!”
    *The Terminator appears

  • @luodeligesi7238
    @luodeligesi7238 2 роки тому +3

    Ted Cruz's podcast was the most downloaded for like a week when it first launched, even beating Joe Rogan's on that same week. Interest in Ted Cruz's podcast quickly fell afterward, and he's no longer in the top 50. So technically, yes, he was first for a short time about two years ago...

  • @IsomerSoma
    @IsomerSoma 2 роки тому +1

    I am from germany and didn't watch secular talk for well over 4 years. I forgot how fucked american political discourse is. It seems surreal.

  • @anzumazaki7798
    @anzumazaki7798 2 роки тому +3

    Kyle react-andying to cringe conservative vids? Sign me up!

  • @alphamikeomega5728
    @alphamikeomega5728 2 роки тому +1

    Ted Cruz: "Please subscribe to my podcast"
    Jeb Bush: "Please clap"

  • @moneyraylucas7161
    @moneyraylucas7161 2 роки тому +6

    Kyle just savagely debunked everything Ted Cruz said

  • @fartswithanaccent2326
    @fartswithanaccent2326 2 роки тому +1

    There's nothing more unbearable or cringey than a philosophical Ted 🙄