YES MICROPHONE MIKE. Also I defo think that in tiktok you don't really know the creator and what their tone is. Like I watch your youtube videos and podcast and enjoy the ABSOLUTE CLOWNERY of it all (talented clownery) so I know where you're coming from. But someone on tiktok might actually think you're being serious idk. But yeah we stan you cause you are literally a cultural reset.
Just letting you know, idk if I should be embarrassed to admit it, but I watched the one direction fanfic vid twice in a row cause it had me CACKLING so I have no idea why all the girlies weren’t loving it
Yes, the rumors are true. We love you in Colombia. I think that I talk about you and this podcast to everyone and I FORCE them to listen to you. I'm proud of my girlies.
the international girlies from brazil say hii, we love the podcast here!! also, listening to the portuguese version of girlfriend while being able to speak the language gave me a headache and i’m pretty sure i’ll never recover. avril’s pronunciation of “namorada” is actually a crime against humanity and made me want to scream. but yeah, she’s a girlboss.
Ughhh this comment doesn’t make any sense and it’s not my fault lmao UA-cam won’t let me edit or delete it. How was I supposed to not get distracted when Olivia Rodrigos mv came out 🙄 hahaha
I only watched 2/3 of the 1D fanfic video because there’s only so much second hand embarrassment I can endure 😭 (from the fics, not you. YOU are a king)
Fun fact many children in the victorian era died so early that they had to use the corpse for the portrait because the family still wanted a picture of them😃
"let's all slumber party like a fat kid on a pack of smarties" =let's party like a hyper kid on a sugar high. "someone chuck a cupcake at me" = she wants the sugar high, she's ready to party. she is a genius. i swear this is one of my favorite songs ever. bye
Chad Kroeger is not just INVOLVED with Nickleback, he's their lead singer. He's the photograph dude. When they were married, they released a duet (it's not bad)
david bowie actually also released his song "heroes" in many different languages like german or french, and he sang it all himself, apparently its a thing
They actually took paintings and pictures with dead children too back then, because they passed so young and they wanted to remember what they looked like, so they did them up pretty one last time and took some pictures with the family
"i guess it's my fault for making a joke" ffs that could be the title of my memoirs, also u could put it on my tombstone if i weren't sure i'll have an unmarked grave
So I have a work breakroom story for you! Many years ago I was at my old job reading my book on my break when a woman came in, put her food in the microwave and sat down. This wouldn't have been a problem except that she had left her food in one of those foil bags that keeps the food warm when you get it from the takeaway shop. This weird iron smell mixed with melting plastic smell begins to waft around the break room and like, there's more than us two in the room. I look up from my book, look over at the microwave and there are flames inside. Actual flames. I said "Omg your food!" and she looks up and goes "Oh yeah, smells good. Can't wait!" and I get up from my chair and walk around the table to the microwave and I'm like "No. Your food is one fire." She looks at me, dumbfounded and just sits there as I stop the microwave and turn it off at the Power Point. Everyone else starts looking from their chairs but no one makes a move. She gets up, opens the microwave door to let out clouds of smoke into the room, takes out her food from the bag. She looks at it and then turns to me and asks "Can I still eat this?" Seriously. So I say "Um.. if you want to get some kind of poison... sure, knock yourself out." My break was over so I left. When I came back hours later for another break the room still had that weird burnt plastic smell. She didn't even clean up anything. Sigh.
Bestie you mentioned your also tony-award winning twitch channel and I need to request an archive channel for your streams, its for us the international girlies that can't catch the streams xx
I just listened to the intro to Girlfriend 9 times in rapid succession and I think I need an ambulance. The number of syllables she crams into a single beat is sending me like move over Eminem
not the 1D video flopping when it was THE source of serotonin for me this month. I felt so called out, I too have dreamed of my mum selling me to One Direction
omg mike sweetie, girlboss was originally a meme that was making fun of people that were like "hillary clinton is such a girlboss🤩🤪🤑" 😭😭 it was making fun of "girlboss" capitalism. girlboss is only a positive term to liberals that say they want equality or whatever but still support capitalism😭
Here's the thing about situations like Hello Kitty: it doesn't matter how Japanese people in Japan found it. The experience of an Asian person living within their majority culture is different from the experience of an Asian person or someone of Asian descent in 'Western' cultures and countries. The potential for offense is more strong for the people who are on the powerless end of the American racial power dynamic, not for the people doing their own thing in an entirely different country. It is the same reason why an African person in Africa weighing white American appropriation of Black American culture does not make sense as THE voice on the topic. Similarly, an Indian person in India may have no problem with white Americans wearing a bindhi but an Indian American seeing that will remember what America has done to them for the very same adornment and have a problem with hand-waving it away. However, in my experience as an Asian-Canadian (with the specificity because Avril herself is Canadian) when things like this come up, white people like to take a perspective that dehumanizes the diaspora and the Asians within both countries: a) they grab an Asian person who permits whatever thing and use them as a prop for their own guilt or viewpoint b) they call the diaspora not 'real' Asians - dismissing the lived experience and general humanity of Asian-Americans (or wherever it happens to be) c) they use their racist understandings of Asians as inhuman, robotic, monolithic, emotionally stunted etc to make generalizations on what is or is not disrespectful to Asians based on the assumption that if one Asian people has one opinion, all must have that opinion both in their majority country and minority diaspora -- all of course coloured by the fear of being called 'racist', rather than the open understanding that they are not the experts on the racialized 'Western' experience nor are they the ones able to deem who is. As for my personal opinion on the song and video, I find the song fun and gay and the video cheap, flattened and informed by racism. I find Avril's statement to be inoffensive and sufficient but not educated or understanding, and the racism in the video was certainly expanded beyond her initial offense by the 'it's not REAL racism and thus is harmless' or 'you don't know what you're talking about, person of colour who wants me to learn and do better in the future' that surrounds it.
Love from Hong Kong! I revisited hello kitty recently and love the song! The song u were thinking about is doja cat, saweetie, Jamie, Chan Mina best friend. Sorry if spelling is wrong...
Girlboss has been derogatory for a while because of the capitalism of it all. Like, the connection of commodified feminism, white feminism, all that to women in positions of power who are ultimately not making the world a better place bc corporations and stuff. The memeness to me is a backlash to how annoying and loud that was for a while and maybe we need a new term if we're using it unironically
exactly,, thank you. people who are calling the criticism of "girlboss" misogynistic clearly haven't taken the time to hear the issues people have with it
😩 so sorry abt this whole tiktok thing, like you said I think people are more easy going with the comments on there and trust me there are so unnecessarily mean and degrading comments e v e r y w h e r e its ridiculous 🙄 so don't let it get to you love u 💜
it's like they don't even know that you're just an italian girl from new york
new yawk
The irony of people annoyed with America-centricity automatically assuming someone on the internet is American...
YES
SNAP
THIS
Edit: best part is that most of them are probably also American. Non-Americans don't assume everyone is American.
Omg yes
such a god comment 😍😍🤡🤡
I know you laughed everything off, but in case those comments hurt you, I hope you know we love you and you're amazing! ❤️
Microphone’s Mike, please read this comment 👆👆👆
YES MICROPHONE MIKE. Also I defo think that in tiktok you don't really know the creator and what their tone is. Like I watch your youtube videos and podcast and enjoy the ABSOLUTE CLOWNERY of it all (talented clownery) so I know where you're coming from. But someone on tiktok might actually think you're being serious idk. But yeah we stan you cause you are literally a cultural reset.
i'm late (i know) but this!!!
like bestie ur loved, ur beautiful (a 10 in my eyes TRULY like 5? HUH? no! absolutely not)
but yeh love u and hope ur ok
You were in your reputation era because of lasagnagate.
How tf were you here 12 hours ago?
Do you know something I don’t?
@@rane8268 if you're subscribed to their Patreon you get access earlier.
@@tishtar8676 ohh ok thanks
the crusties on the clock app must not know mike is THE italian its true its true
Why am I obsessed with this comment
He's just an Italian girl from new york
Diego you snapped with this and that’s fact
Mike in the vintage store:
* Michael thinks he has seen a ghohsst*
Brilliant👌
Get that fire exit door
@@ew4645 🥺😍
@ E W I’m off
LMAO
not people saying you were gatekeeping coffee when they literally gatekept lasagna I-
💀💀💀
Omg this 💀
Not miss ma’am calling Michael a FIVE the cheek the nerve the gall the audacity and the GUMPTION
Just letting you know, idk if I should be embarrassed to admit it, but I watched the one direction fanfic vid twice in a row cause it had me CACKLING so I have no idea why all the girlies weren’t loving it
Bro same, that shit was hilarious
I legit made my friends watch it and suffer with me the second time around
Same here, I put it on as a lovely background noise of cringe
Not mike talking About COLOMBIA! Me and my best friend are taking credit for that 25 spot hahaha, we single handedly are making you chart 📈📈📈
The Columbian girlies really popped off and we love that
Every letter in Lavigne to the letter G:
"What DO you do successfully?*
Not Avril Lavigne featured in the podcast about Lasagne when the last parts of both of their names are 'gne'
no
*Pronounces lasagna like "Lavigne"*
Lazine 🍝😌👌
@@Davi-xm3jd 🤌🏽
I got genuinely offended that people came for Michael on tiktok. How dare they.
yeah, the nerve of some people >:0
Microphones Michael winning a tony award from mic is giving girl boss
I’m so glad that someone’s bringing up girlfriend ep again. Tag yourself I’m mandarin clean version
Girlfriend German explicit
omgg what video is that?
@@nataliem9817 during the end of this ep he talks about avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend' ep, i. e. Album. The above comment refers to that.
@@navyagupta8950 ohh okay the comment said "again" so I thought he might've talked about it before
OMG we all know Mandarin Explicit is the best one!
Yes, the rumors are true. We love you in Colombia. I think that I talk about you and this podcast to everyone and I FORCE them to listen to you. I'm proud of my girlies.
Same!
Love the Paula² moment
@@allyson-- Funny thing is that my name is ALSO Paula Alejandra 😆
same 🏃♀️
Samee🇨🇴
I can't explain it, but Mike gives off Roger the alien energy.
Oh my god 💀 I feel it
Mic: explaining his creepy paranormal experience
Me: ...But did he get the bowls...
the international girlies from brazil say hii, we love the podcast here!!
also, listening to the portuguese version of girlfriend while being able to speak the language gave me a headache and i’m pretty sure i’ll never recover.
avril’s pronunciation of “namorada” is actually a crime against humanity and made me want to scream. but yeah, she’s a girlboss.
Being early has never felt more like a privilege- love hanging out with my bestie with a tony-award winning bestie
Ughhh this comment doesn’t make any sense and it’s not my fault lmao UA-cam won’t let me edit or delete it. How was I supposed to not get distracted when Olivia Rodrigos mv came out 🙄 hahaha
we love a tony award winning queen
OMG I'M FROM COLOMBIA!!!! Congrats King of COMEDY!!! ✨💙
I only watched 2/3 of the 1D fanfic video because there’s only so much second hand embarrassment I can endure 😭 (from the fics, not you. YOU are a king)
So true bestie I could only do one minute
this is exactly why I'm still afraid to watch it/anyone talk about any aspect of 1D fan culture
omg I LOVED the 1D fanfic video 🙈 I laughed so hard, bestie you are being GASLIT and GATEKEPT by UA-cam
Fun fact many children in the victorian era died so early that they had to use the corpse for the portrait because the family still wanted a picture of them😃
fun fact Friday!!
#relatable 😝
the amount of serotonin i get from your videos is astronomical, thank you mike we love you!!!!
"let's all slumber party like a fat kid on a pack of smarties" =let's party like a hyper kid on a sugar high. "someone chuck a cupcake at me" = she wants the sugar high, she's ready to party. she is a genius. i swear this is one of my favorite songs ever. bye
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE the 1D fanfic was GOLD
as a person who is very allergic to dust, I will take your wish as universal and have a dust free day
For some reason “hidden wind” had me rolling for legit 5 minutes....
I'm so sorry that other people on tiktok don't understand good jokes 👁👄👁
Fun fact: Avril Lavigne’s sister is married to one of the guitarist for the famous Japanese band One Ok Rock.
for real?
Chad Kroeger is not just INVOLVED with Nickleback, he's their lead singer. He's the photograph dude. When they were married, they released a duet (it's not bad)
The 1D fanfic video was soooo good though! I was laughing throughout 😂
it makes me sad when the crusties come for Mike :(( sending u good vibes, you're my favourite personality on UA-cam and I love your content!!
where were you when Lasagnagate(TM) happened
“No we stan, and we will be streaming 👆”
david bowie actually also released his song "heroes" in many different languages like german or french, and he sang it all himself, apparently its a thing
makes more sense in spanish because we just write it as lasaña
The AUDACITY tiktok has smh also sir you got a master's degree, your humour is WAY too clever for tiktok to comprehend 😔
mics controversy era
Apology coming soon
7:56 micheal microphone (M.ME) is a Hardcore Capitalist™️ confirmed
You are a joy, seriously.
WHAT ?? Your 1D video is GOLD
They actually took paintings and pictures with dead children too back then, because they passed so young and they wanted to remember what they looked like, so they did them up pretty one last time and took some pictures with the family
What,, the 1D video was SO funny! Maybe one of my favorites tbh ❤️🔥
"i guess it's my fault for making a joke" ffs that could be the title of my memoirs, also u could put it on my tombstone if i weren't sure i'll have an unmarked grave
When I was twelve I was in a Avril cover band and the singer has to go “yeah yeah I am the princess” when we played girlfriend
Can’t stop thinking 我可能会是你的女朋友！And how the Girlfriend Chinese Explicit version slapped!!
lasagnagate will be going down in the history textbooks
Please put a picture of Nicki from her Pink Friday album over your left shoulder we need the Queen to watch over us 🙏😩
I don’t know lasagna, I only know Liz Anya. Does you know who I be?
I tHoUgHt YoU wErE aMeRiCiAn
not me thinking about that "hey i'm lesbian" vine 😭😭
But I loved the one direction fanfic vid?!! It needs to be included in the history syllabus as a core reading for 2010’s pop culture. Much love xx
Yaaaas Mr worldwide! Hi from Tunisia
So I have a work breakroom story for you! Many years ago I was at my old job reading my book on my break when a woman came in, put her food in the microwave and sat down. This wouldn't have been a problem except that she had left her food in one of those foil bags that keeps the food warm when you get it from the takeaway shop.
This weird iron smell mixed with melting plastic smell begins to waft around the break room and like, there's more than us two in the room. I look up from my book, look over at the microwave and there are flames inside. Actual flames. I said "Omg your food!" and she looks up and goes "Oh yeah, smells good. Can't wait!" and I get up from my chair and walk around the table to the microwave and I'm like "No. Your food is one fire." She looks at me, dumbfounded and just sits there as I stop the microwave and turn it off at the Power Point. Everyone else starts looking from their chairs but no one makes a move. She gets up, opens the microwave door to let out clouds of smoke into the room, takes out her food from the bag. She looks at it and then turns to me and asks "Can I still eat this?" Seriously. So I say "Um.. if you want to get some kind of poison... sure, knock yourself out."
My break was over so I left. When I came back hours later for another break the room still had that weird burnt plastic smell. She didn't even clean up anything.
Sigh.
STOP your 1D fanfic video was my fave video youve ever made
I've had, for the past few months or so, moments where out of nowhere I will just, "みなさいこありがと!!"
No no no no no HOW have I NEVER listened to the German version of Girlfriend?! I’m literally dead
listening to this in the bath. do what you will with that information xx
Bestie you mentioned your also tony-award winning twitch channel and I need to request an archive channel for your streams, its for us the international girlies that can't catch the streams xx
I just listened to the intro to Girlfriend 9 times in rapid succession and I think I need an ambulance. The number of syllables she crams into a single beat is sending me like move over Eminem
not the 1D video flopping when it was THE source of serotonin for me this month. I felt so called out, I too have dreamed of my mum selling me to One Direction
THE FACT THAT THE 1D VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I REWATCHED IT THREE TIMES ?? AND YT IS SAYING IT FLOPPED?? DO GIRLIES NOT HAVE TASTE ??
hello kitty walked so slumber party could run
omg mike sweetie, girlboss was originally a meme that was making fun of people that were like "hillary clinton is such a girlboss🤩🤪🤑" 😭😭 it was making fun of "girlboss" capitalism. girlboss is only a positive term to liberals that say they want equality or whatever but still support capitalism😭
Here's the thing about situations like Hello Kitty: it doesn't matter how Japanese people in Japan found it. The experience of an Asian person living within their majority culture is different from the experience of an Asian person or someone of Asian descent in 'Western' cultures and countries. The potential for offense is more strong for the people who are on the powerless end of the American racial power dynamic, not for the people doing their own thing in an entirely different country.
It is the same reason why an African person in Africa weighing white American appropriation of Black American culture does not make sense as THE voice on the topic.
Similarly, an Indian person in India may have no problem with white Americans wearing a bindhi but an Indian American seeing that will remember what America has done to them for the very same adornment and have a problem with hand-waving it away.
However, in my experience as an Asian-Canadian (with the specificity because Avril herself is Canadian) when things like this come up, white people like to take a perspective that dehumanizes the diaspora and the Asians within both countries:
a) they grab an Asian person who permits whatever thing and use them as a prop for their own guilt or viewpoint
b) they call the diaspora not 'real' Asians - dismissing the lived experience and general humanity of Asian-Americans (or wherever it happens to be)
c) they use their racist understandings of Asians as inhuman, robotic, monolithic, emotionally stunted etc to make generalizations on what is or is not disrespectful to Asians based on the assumption that if one Asian people has one opinion, all must have that opinion both in their majority country and minority diaspora
-- all of course coloured by the fear of being called 'racist', rather than the open understanding that they are not the experts on the racialized 'Western' experience nor are they the ones able to deem who is.
As for my personal opinion on the song and video, I find the song fun and gay and the video cheap, flattened and informed by racism.
I find Avril's statement to be inoffensive and sufficient but not educated or understanding, and the racism in the video was certainly expanded beyond her initial offense by the 'it's not REAL racism and thus is harmless' or 'you don't know what you're talking about, person of colour who wants me to learn and do better in the future' that surrounds it.
Yes! Bestie just took us all to school!
Sending you lots of love from Puerto Rico 💗🇵🇷 love listening to your podcast!! You always make me smile ☺️ love ya
so what i guess is....hello kitty walked so slumber party could run? 🏃🏽♀️💨💨💨
Love from Hong Kong! I revisited hello kitty recently and love the song! The song u were thinking about is doja cat, saweetie, Jamie, Chan Mina best friend. Sorry if spelling is wrong...
Not me thinking he was talking about balls for a hot second
Mike I saw the comment that you have Sheldon Cooper vibes and I collapsed
mike is entering his problematic era
Bestie you saw THE fangirls musical?!! Hello I STAN the cast I wish I could be you ugh.
I need you to watch RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under and give your opinions!....
my first time watching and this is giving half-hour-long voicenote vibes
i couldn’t stop hearing “japanese balls” and giggled a lot thanks for that
Girlboss has been derogatory for a while because of the capitalism of it all. Like, the connection of commodified feminism, white feminism, all that to women in positions of power who are ultimately not making the world a better place bc corporations and stuff.
The memeness to me is a backlash to how annoying and loud that was for a while and maybe we need a new term if we're using it unironically
exactly,, thank you. people who are calling the criticism of "girlboss" misogynistic clearly haven't taken the time to hear the issues people have with it
this is the best episode. period.
Me and my friend used to listen to the Mandarin one and the lil mama remix literally everyday for months
I heard Mr Microphones podcast is up to win the met gala??
I’m actually surprised that flopped bc I literally died of laughter watching that 1D fan fix video I wanted more 😂😂😂
I LOVED THE FANFICTION VIDEO why do youtube analytics be hating. i was literally cry-laughing at it 😭💔
This is the best podcast episode Ive ever watched Im dead serious
wow i have listened to other episodes of your beautiful podcast but this episode was one of the BEST oneas
😩 so sorry abt this whole tiktok thing, like you said I think people are more easy going with the comments on there and trust me there are so unnecessarily mean and degrading comments e v e r y w h e r e its ridiculous 🙄 so don't let it get to you love u 💜
the british accent that jumped out @12:35..... how mysterious
Every good antique store is at least a little haunted
this is so excellent michael microphone
what the heck i had no idea that 1D fanfic vid flopped, i loved it & have been on a 1D spiral since
Nicki live and new mike podcast, the besties are really feeding us today ✨
Justice of the 1D video, it was great.
the one direction was actually so FUCKING FUNNY i was gonna send an ig message but i forgot lol
finally someone is talking about avril's multilingual moment
tiktok reminds me of twitter and tumblr but instead of bullying anonymous icons they bully real people...chaotic
FANGIRLS WAS SO GOOD!! I SAW IT IN SYDNEY AND IT WAS LIFE CHANGING
Mike: coffee small lol
Tiktok: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
I mean... Hello Kitty IS hyperpop at it's finest. Omg. Never realized that.
I love the 1D fan fic video! It made me laugh so hard
bestie the fanfic video ATE!! guys acc go and watch coz i need a part two x
if it makes u feel any better, ur 1d fanfic video made me laugh the hardest i had in a while. wbk youtube analytics are tasteless