The trick to it is to have a girlfriend first, then become a valorent player. Worked for my husband, as valorent came into existence after we were married. The red flag I missed was that he is also a HUGE League player and has been since *that* came out.
as a former valorant player (most prestigious level of 22) i can agree as soon as i quit the game all of the woman rushed to me, my parents finally loved me, i finally took a shower, and i finally put deodorant on
I also was level 22 when I stopped since video games got boring, I can confirm that my dad came back with the milk, I took a shower, put on a deodorant and I’m still single
Sending this to every Valorant player I know. There's no chance of them wanting to pick a fight, since they'll run out of breath getting out of their chair.
@@ikawba00 my 5’1 friend thinks he gets girls, he has 1000+ hours in valorant, high ranked, high level, 800+ dollars spent, and cant do a pull up. he wont accept that valorant is a problem☠️☠️💀
Thank you Anthony Pothony, this video has changed my life. Due to Valorant, everything in my life fell apart. My family disowned me, my girlfriend broke up with me, my children hated me, and I lost my scholarship. After watching this video, my life turned around. I was still disowned but my girlfriend came back and we are now engaged. Thank you for everything, anthpoth.
ok but anthpo videos are unironically the best videos on youtube rn in my personal opinion, this man went from "haha funny perry platypus suit terrorizes people" to high quality funny while still interesting content that's entertaining to watch (his old content was entertaining too but i like this new style more)
Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids." Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet. I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?
This channel is without a doubt one of my favourites on the site, your videos all have such infectious happiness that you can barely find anywhere else on the site and they always make me feel happier when i'm feeling down. I always leave your videos with a grin on my face. Thank you for being such a great youtuber.
This video gave us so much of new information!! I mean now we know that Abhi and Paige are a couple and way more important that Hanbon has a boyfriend??!?!
You forgot to factor that these people did google surveys, scanned qr codes, and were in moderated discord servers. Making it infinitely more likely they had no girlfriend, messing up the data.
I started playing Valorant yesterday (big mistake) and it’s really fun. I suck but most people in unrated are super chill and helpful so I’m glad that I get to see what horrors I’m subjecting to myself in the future. Thank you Anthony!
Man only 195 days... When u graduated highschool I thought ur prime was over. But this was a amazing fkn journey. I rlly hope even after college you can still post these SLAMMERS. 195 days left tho! Rlly hope you enjoy them with your friends. Prolly won't see this but u are probably my favorite ytber rn. Love ur vids. Have a great day :)
Omg wait just finding out Paige and Abhi are dating literally so cute, also I’m not gonna lie playing Valorant actually makes me yell & angry when playing ngl but now I use Valorant to help me control my anger cuz now I can play it without getting angry haha XD
It's crazy seeing how far you've come from the Perry the platypus video! So proud of you man! Love the content and so excited to see the next step of your life!
a lot more emotionally moving than i thought. and the fact he conducted a chi-square test as well to make it statistically accurate had me baffled.. guess val players are just statistically sad
as usual this is the funniest shit ive ever watched, also the amount of work put into this question is insane. side note the countdown of days before graduation is stressing me out more and more :')
Gotta say, super impressive how anthpo has evolved their brand, from a strictly skit based channel to someone who i will click on just because it's him
Ever since I started playing Valorant, I've always not been happy with myself. I didn't think they were corelated, but they kind of are now that I realize it. It's not the full problem, but it's part of it. Thanks Anthpo, and I have loved watching your content since 2019.
Excellent video!Also, for the final part of the video on how valorant makes you sad, as a valorant player that has been playing since 2020 I can attest that that is 100% true.
Was at a Carnival today and this video showed up while I was on one of the rides, watched it after I got off since this is more entertaining and important.
i dont play valorant but what anthony po said at the analysis part was suprisingly positive and comforting for gamers 🤔 (im definitely sending this vid to ppl if they mention abt valorant players not getting gfs cause why not)
Loved ur fits this video Jk not jk they were good but this video was also amazing. So much effort, care and time into a fun lil silly idea. Truly the most anthpo of anthpo projects! It was really nice to know that there was no correlation, honestly, but yeah, i hope that players finding themselves stuck to the game figure out that they don’t need to be if they really don’t want to. The pacing, storytelling, and editing of the video was great anthpo!!! I always get sucked into your content.
I didn't know there were Valorant teams in College, I'm a pretty avid Valo gamer myself(107 hours and 34 minutes, according to Razer Cortex). It's nice to now the gaming community is expanding more and more each day.
just putting what has happened after I started playing valorant, I've been play for over a year now. In the start I was bad at the game and was pretty unpleasing (irl) some might say, but after like 9 months of playing the game I changed my look, my well being, my thoughts and my mental after that I continued to play valorant, but now I only play the games sometimes and not as often. I feel like it has built a lot of "me" but other things have built "me" more than valorant. And another fact is that after I stopped playing valorant for a little I found this girl that I started talking to a lil and I'm not that good of texter but I feel valorant even makes you awkward on text, another symptom of the overly use of the game valorant is that it might lead to awkwardness and the difficulty to talk to women in genera. Since I have been playing valorant less I've learnt that life is all about women or getting a rank in a game but sometimes it's spending time with family or friends or whatever makes you happy in life, because in the end of the day that's what's gonna be there for you in the end of the day. -Some random person 17/11/2022 just a little note that girl that I talked to, I don't talk to anymore. since I've learnt that women aren't everything you need (vice versa).
I’m a little bummed about that I found this great channel only around 150 days until your graduation if you see this or if anyone sees this have a great day and make a positive difference
As a Valorant player who has a gf, I got a gf after not playing much Valorant while talking to her. So I guess, a tip is to touch grass and talk to people IRL.
The trick to it is to have a girlfriend first, then become a valorent player. Worked for my husband, as valorent came into existence after we were married. The red flag I missed was that he is also a HUGE League player and has been since *that* came out.
Bro married a league player 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You have to work on your self esteem. No one deserves to be submitted to the punishment that is marrying a League Player
HELP im a daughter of a league player (he was a dota player while he was dating my mom 💀)
@@soysapphic for self defence, buy deodorant, use it responsibly.
@@soysapphic league is forgivable but dota 💀💀💀💀💀
“Can Valorant players get girlfriends?”
Valorant players: “Wait, girls are real?”
girls?
da umm. in early on ur comment
hello
Reyna and Jett were so popular they made "women" into a real thing
As a girl valorant player I can say that even I didn't know girl's were real
This video just teleported into my hand
That's how the internet works
Wow same
mAgIc
*omen ulted
me
these videos are unironically thought-provoking. The amount of effort and skill you have is so inspiring dude.
“I’ll be back”
Agreed. He made a freaking control group…… and read through hundreds of responses….
@pug I mean polls are considered to be the least viable, but it's till something
as a former valorant player (most prestigious level of 22) i can agree as soon as i quit the game all of the woman rushed to me, my parents finally loved me, i finally took a shower, and i finally put deodorant on
weakest grass enjoyer
@@capitalistball2924 fr
On golly
I also was level 22 when I stopped since video games got boring, I can confirm that my dad came back with the milk, I took a shower, put on a deodorant and I’m still single
I don't know what drugs you've taken but can I get some too?
Damn, the fact you brought hanbon then said she has a boyfriend is just emotional damage
That’s all I took from this video, too. Like dang
yea on the grindr
@@mostevilbeing what's the joke supposed to be???
@@Nick-dx2pt I was replying to someone else and they deleted their comment or something 😥
Sending this to every Valorant player I know. There's no chance of them wanting to pick a fight, since they'll run out of breath getting out of their chair.
Damn 💀
This is why if you actually have a life outside of Valorant, aka are not grinding to reach diamond + then you stand a chance
@@ikawba00 you fool what if i don't even play that much but i'm immortal
hahahah i am the ultimate valorant player
@@ikawba00 i also play league
@@ikawba00 my 5’1 friend thinks he gets girls, he has 1000+ hours in valorant,
high ranked, high level, 800+ dollars spent, and cant do a pull up. he wont accept that valorant is a problem☠️☠️💀
Anthpo is so powerful he could get a girlfriend OR a boyfriend
U sure its "or" and not "and"
Aswell as a wife, husband and uncle wait what
@@Entropy101Q He seems like a pretty loyal guy
Thank you Anthony Pothony, this video has changed my life. Due to Valorant, everything in my life fell apart. My family disowned me, my girlfriend broke up with me, my children hated me, and I lost my scholarship. After watching this video, my life turned around. I was still disowned but my girlfriend came back and we are now engaged. Thank you for everything, anthpoth.
Thats fast this videos just came out,great that erything work’t out in the end buddy 👍🏻
ok but anthpo videos are unironically the best videos on youtube rn in my personal opinion, this man went from "haha funny perry platypus suit terrorizes people" to high quality funny while still interesting content that's entertaining to watch (his old content was entertaining too but i like this new style more)
If u look at 15:54 in the background you will love this comment a whole lot more lmao.
@@fireblaze1073 noooo way how did i not see that lol
He pulled out stats sheets for this one lol
Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids."
Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.
I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?
Is this real?
@@Squidward589 yes
i-
@@dipz6479 but is it really real like I need to know
@@Squidward589its probably a copypasta
Who needs a Relationship when you’re on the Grind
On the grind and you don’t take showers💀
@@mufoitzzz8798 its to save time (also showers are really scary)
Copium
Grindr*
@@mufoitzzz8798 listen, YOU dont know how scary showers can really be. they killed my family, they burn my skin, THEYRE HORRIBLE
I still cant believe they actually followed through with Abhi dating Paige from the manga. These poor ACU show watchers arent ready for the war arc.
This man just performed a better study than 1/2 the PhD students in my school...
as the girlfriend of a valorant player i cant wait to see this video
Scientifically impossible.
@@galactichasyoutube775 factos
ur lying
he just reached gold 1 im fr 😭
Hate these bot comments
as a stats major im genuinely impressed he actually used a goodness-of-fit test for the data lol
This channel is without a doubt one of my favourites on the site, your videos all have such infectious happiness that you can barely find anywhere else on the site and they always make me feel happier when i'm feeling down. I always leave your videos with a grin on my face. Thank you for being such a great youtuber.
I can't believe I'm here in this timeline watching Antho doing a null hypothesis test with a chi-square test with alpha of .05
As a classmate of many valorant players, who don't have girlfriends, I'm very excited about the video and maybe I will send it to them
This video gave us so much of new information!! I mean now we know that Abhi and Paige are a couple and way more important that Hanbon has a boyfriend??!?!
yeah i won't sleep peacefully until i know who hanbon's bf is
@@odrfy she’s posted him before
@@nnnn-sc2im oh i didn't see him where?
@@nnnn-sc2im IS IT ANTHONY
@@bxzarie_ no
As someone who doesn't play Valorant and doesn't have a girlfriend I'm intrigued by this video
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Legitimately a kind of wholesome video, especially at the end. Love these cute little projects of yours, anthpo.
I truly believe that Anthpo produces the highest quality videos I have seen- and the fact that he does it more than once a month is insane.
This was such a banger video omg, so well put together. Massive W UA-camr, actually inspirational
You forgot to factor that these people did google surveys, scanned qr codes, and were in moderated discord servers. Making it infinitely more likely they had no girlfriend, messing up the data.
/tainted data smh
or lied lmao
I started playing Valorant yesterday (big mistake) and it’s really fun. I suck but most people in unrated are super chill and helpful so I’m glad that I get to see what horrors I’m subjecting to myself in the future. Thank you Anthony!
Man only 195 days... When u graduated highschool I thought ur prime was over. But this was a amazing fkn journey. I rlly hope even after college you can still post these SLAMMERS. 195 days left tho! Rlly hope you enjoy them with your friends. Prolly won't see this but u are probably my favorite ytber rn. Love ur vids. Have a great day :)
The fact that this could and is considered an actual social experiment
I just want to say that anthpo's fashion sense is so good. I really like the regular outfits between the costumes.
I demand a Vincenzo/Enzo crossover episode. The man needs to brought into the group lol
Who's the guy at the end
@@adil0028 your mom
@@postonian425 sheesh grow up
Omg wait just finding out Paige and Abhi are dating literally so cute, also I’m not gonna lie playing Valorant actually makes me yell & angry when playing ngl but now I use Valorant to help me control my anger cuz now I can play it without getting angry haha XD
replace Valorant with Destiny 2 and Same.
It's crazy seeing how far you've come from the Perry the platypus video! So proud of you man! Love the content and so excited to see the next step of your life!
The fact that Anthpo actually used a X^2 test in real life is crazy
the best part is that this isn't just good content, its an actual portfolio-worthy case study. respect the grindset
a lot more emotionally moving than i thought. and the fact he conducted a chi-square test as well to make it statistically accurate had me baffled.. guess val players are just statistically sad
The belt, sweater and trouser combo anthony's wearing looks really dope
as usual this is the funniest shit ive ever watched, also the amount of work put into this question is insane. side note the countdown of days before graduation is stressing me out more and more :')
How did you do all this and make something so meaningless… meaningful. That is such an impressive skill Anthpo.
the way I'm watching this before my ap stats test and actually understanding the chi-square test made me unbelievely confident for tomorrow
I met a married couple in one of my ranked games while playing with my dad so that was fun ( we play sometimes and it’s always fun)
it was janice all along
Anthony having 3k hours in CS is a glorious revelation. It would be so interesting to run into you in a faceit game
Im from the same region as him so its possible I've qued with him lol
"Treat valorant players as league players"
Take notes everyone
“I’m an acquired taste.” 😩💀 Why does that hit so hard…
Gotta say, super impressive how anthpo has evolved their brand, from a strictly skit based channel to someone who i will click on just because it's him
Holy shit this man is doing actually valid statistical analyses, I’m so proud
Ever since I started playing Valorant, I've always not been happy with myself. I didn't think they were corelated, but they kind of are now that I realize it. It's not the full problem, but it's part of it. Thanks Anthpo, and I have loved watching your content since 2019.
Anthpo definitely got an A for this Statistics assignment.
Just as I was looking for a truly special, intriguing, videoessay. Anthony comes and delivers this right to my recommended.
my friend who's a valorant player and a girl got a gf im so proud of her
Goddamn, she's super lucky.
the flower that grows under adversity is the strongest of them all or however it goes
I love Enzo just sitting in the background during Abhis interview😂
(it’s sad that he’s gone but I’m having a good time re-watching old videos)
came here to escape my stats homework 13:58 brought it all back. I can never escape 0.5 confidence level
Excellent video!Also, for the final part of the video on how valorant makes you sad, as a valorant player that has been playing since 2020 I can attest that that is 100% true.
Dude your outfit while interviewing people at the beginning was elite
Was at a Carnival today and this video showed up while I was on one of the rides, watched it after I got off since this is more entertaining and important.
As a Valorant player with over 870 hours and am currently level 291. This video is true
i dont play valorant but what anthony po said at the analysis part was suprisingly positive and comforting for gamers 🤔
(im definitely sending this vid to ppl if they mention abt valorant players not getting gfs cause why not)
Me when I realize I play valorant:
*_Well I'm fucked_*
Loved ur fits this video
Jk not jk they were good but this video was also amazing. So much effort, care and time into a fun lil silly idea. Truly the most anthpo of anthpo projects! It was really nice to know that there was no correlation, honestly, but yeah, i hope that players finding themselves stuck to the game figure out that they don’t need to be if they really don’t want to. The pacing, storytelling, and editing of the video was great anthpo!!! I always get sucked into your content.
15:53 how is perry still alive i thought he burned to death, perry is the terminator
Bruh the last part got me for a sec. It was kinda wholesome in a way but funny as shit. Keep up the good work Anthpo!!!
I'm friends with a valorant player, he got a boyfriend.
This video is great, love the valorant music in the background as well at the end
Short answer no, long answer no but with extra words
I love how you were playing the Valorant music video theme as a sad piano ver. in the background lmao
okay but the work anthpo puts in these videos is unironically phenomenal
I like how Anthony’s asking about if Valorant players have a girlfriend while in front of an anime waifu body pillow
He's Anthpo, he can get away with it.
TBH the mullet is working SO WELL Anthony please never ever cut it
Anthpo is really spreading love to the unreached people of valorant
i feel like these videos are getting very similar to the show nathan for you, i love it
I didn't know there were Valorant teams in College, I'm a pretty avid Valo gamer myself(107 hours and 34 minutes, according to Razer Cortex). It's nice to now the gaming community is expanding more and more each day.
Idk if 107 hours is too much iv got like 900
100hours is like first day playing
@@tash1nalam912 Nice, yo be honest 107 is DECENT, 900 means your a regular
@@urnoob5528 Yeah I’m hardstuck Iron 3
idk if its a good thing 💀
Hype video, also sexy die for you piano track at the end
Wait… so you’re statistically more likely to have a girlfriend if you’re a valorant player? Guess I gotta pick up valorant now
Appreciate the inclusion of the Die for You piano version at the end there
Insane how you actually used statistics to find correlation in this 💀
just putting what has happened after I started playing valorant, I've been play for over a year now. In the start I was bad at the game and was pretty unpleasing (irl) some might say, but after like 9 months of playing the game I changed my look, my well being, my thoughts and my mental after that I continued to play valorant, but now I only play the games sometimes and not as often. I feel like it has built a lot of "me" but other things have built "me" more than valorant. And another fact is that after I stopped playing valorant for a little I found this girl that I started talking to a lil and I'm not that good of texter but I feel valorant even makes you awkward on text, another symptom of the overly use of the game valorant is that it might lead to awkwardness and the difficulty to talk to women in genera. Since I have been playing valorant less I've learnt that life is all about women or getting a rank in a game but sometimes it's spending time with family or friends or whatever makes you happy in life, because in the end of the day that's what's gonna be there for you in the end of the day.
-Some random person
17/11/2022
just a little note that girl that I talked to, I don't talk to anymore. since I've learnt that women aren't everything you need (vice versa).
I was giggling like a gremlin for the entire video 🗿
Also your hair looks really nice
It’s 2am and I can’t sleep.
GOOOD THING ANTHO POSTED
All hope is lost no gf ever
The crossover we never deserved
I’m a little bummed about that I found this great channel only around 150 days until your graduation if you see this or if anyone sees this have a great day and make a positive difference
Anthony: So I brought someone
Me: Janice?
Whoah anthpo making a video about valorant players can't wait to watch
As a Valorant player who has a gf, I got a gf after not playing much Valorant while talking to her. So I guess, a tip is to touch grass and talk to people IRL.
Yo he just made a quantitative research into a video for content, making use of your research courses in college, good.
Keep it up man!
When Anthpo uploads gotta click instantly❤
Bro your yt videos are like my thoughts but way better and funnier
wdym? Valorant is a dating app
i like the little easter eggs in the video like misty pictures and the princess mononoke book
sending this to my valorant playing gf
Aight so anthpo is currently in a intro stats class and they made their class create presentations on stats. thanks antpo.
The only reason I played the game is because of a girlfriend I had lmfao
The piano covers of valorant music is a rly nice touch
How tf is Anthony still single?? LADIES get ON it..
sounds like YOU want to get on it
ok but are we gonna ignore the final few seconds with perry the platypus in the background
BTW Can we just take a moment to appreciate all the effort Anthpo put in this video just to answer this one question for us!😄
Being a valorant player I can recognize the instrumental of Die for You at the end.
Man literally conducted a whole study and defended it, all for content. Respect
The piano version of the valorant theme at the end is such a nice touch lmfao
Die for you playing in the back at the end is perfection
You know it’s good when I like the video before it even starts 😻