Colombian Rock, Paper, Scissors | Mock The Week

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @indiacr6865
    @indiacr6865 4 роки тому +407

    "If the British exit happens" 😬

  • @samfisher6606
    @samfisher6606 4 роки тому +180

    “If the British exit.” Hugh Dennis the Prophet.

    • @susannamarker2582
      @susannamarker2582 3 роки тому +2

      He made up that brilliant Anne Boleyn joke. A genius.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 4 роки тому +593

    you know its an old clip when Brexit wasnt even a word yet

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 4 роки тому +21

      Soon if whales ireland Scotland remain in EU it will just be Exit

    • @liamwarnock5960
      @liamwarnock5960 4 роки тому +6

      I miss those days.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 роки тому +32

      @@magmafang7187 I didn't know whales had joined the EU in the first place. How do they attend meetings since they need to be in the ocean?

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 4 роки тому +6

      @@retnavybrat they are able to talk to each other about 100miles ,so they could have a system of Chinese wispers

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 4 роки тому +8

      @@magmafang7187 It will be Engxit, and the nation will he called 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕷𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖓.

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +154

    "they invented philosophy didn't they?"
    "or did they?"
    "that's not what philosophy is"
    "or is it?"

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG 4 роки тому +3

      Philosophy - and maybe mythology - are just old wives' tales but by men.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 роки тому +1

      Stop being unnecessarily mysterious

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor 4 роки тому

      "hello vsauce michael here"

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 4 роки тому

      @@luuketaylor lol I haven't heard that in ages. Is he still around and doing that?

  • @dannya6825
    @dannya6825 4 роки тому +137

    Ahhhh classic Mock the Week from before "Brexit" was even a thing. Take me back 😭

  • @blackblood9095
    @blackblood9095 3 роки тому +25

    As a philosophy student I Immediately went "That's not what philosophy is!" in my head, and now I'm called out. Well played, Dara.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 4 роки тому +37

    *Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Petrol, Money and Drugs!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @magnussankaran1097
    @magnussankaran1097 4 роки тому +163

    Ah yes
    Brixit

    • @OpreRoma
      @OpreRoma 4 роки тому +2

      Ooh a fellow Reading fan!

  • @rawlinsonboy
    @rawlinsonboy 4 роки тому +79

    What 3 things does Heston Blumenthal need to make a strawberry cheesecake?

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 роки тому +1

      I thought is was, 3 things cheaper to buy in the UK than the us

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 3 роки тому +1

      What do you win in a Mexican lottery?

  • @raefrater4172
    @raefrater4172 4 роки тому +22

    2:25 so close!

  • @TheGjojo
    @TheGjojo 4 роки тому +204

    this didn't age verry well

    • @saint_lewis
      @saint_lewis 4 роки тому

      Jonas Godderis explain?

    • @Myzelfa
      @Myzelfa 4 роки тому +2

      Really highlights how quickly history has been moving these last few years.

    • @robertofontiglia4148
      @robertofontiglia4148 4 роки тому +4

      @@saint_lewis Well the british exit DID happen and it WAS called "Brexit" -- which Hugh thought was a ridiculous idea...

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 4 роки тому +3

      @@robertofontiglia4148 well, he wasn't wrong...

    • @oceannspiritt659
      @oceannspiritt659 4 роки тому +2

      @@robertofontiglia4148 well with the shambles brexit is in now hugh was technically right

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 4 роки тому +25

    Colombian Rice Krispies -- that's got to be a euphemism.

  • @harrytattersall86
    @harrytattersall86 4 роки тому +8

    Hugh predict brexit as a term

  • @0ceanicify
    @0ceanicify 4 роки тому +10

    Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Petrol, Money and Drugs.
    I wonder how many people we'll have to explain that to, Captain Snort.

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 4 роки тому +1

      I am confusion, explain to me?

    • @L0stJ0hnny
      @L0stJ0hnny 4 роки тому +2

      Captain Snort was the cocaine addict commandant of Pippin Fort in Camberwick Green. The firestation chief in Trumpton was Captain Flack.

    • @hughtierneytierney3585
      @hughtierneytierney3585 2 роки тому

      Why did Sheelagh Ni Gig only ever appear in that one single episode of Trumpton?

  • @Budehgong
    @Budehgong 3 роки тому +3

    What do my decorations say instead of "Live, Laugh, Love"

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 роки тому +7

    What three things am I stockpiling in case of a 4th lockdown?
    You told your grandmother that your tattoo says “Father, Son and the Holy Spirit”, what does it actually say?

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 2 роки тому +3

    The world cup one was on point

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames Рік тому

    Is it what three things are keeping Keith Richards alive 😂 0:30

  • @thepeternetwork
    @thepeternetwork 2 роки тому +1

    I could totally see a show like this on Comedy Central, and the humor would still work.

  • @saint_lewis
    @saint_lewis 4 роки тому +11

    Title's not broken anymore then.

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 роки тому +41

    Not called kidnappers any more. The new PC term is "short term unrequested guest service managers"

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 роки тому +2

    Correct.

  • @emmatodd7022
    @emmatodd7022 4 роки тому +18

    'brixit'

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 3 роки тому +1

      Yep, he needed to make it Brix- and not Brex- in order to make his 'Bricks it' joke work. But you already knew that. But somebody else might not have done, especially if they were Bretons from Brittany in France and not Britons from Britain.

    • @emmatodd7022
      @emmatodd7022 3 роки тому

      @@EleanorPeterson HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

    • @emmatodd7022
      @emmatodd7022 3 роки тому

      @@EleanorPeterson that's amazing :)

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 Рік тому

    what's the Estonian version of live, laugh, love

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 роки тому +10

    What are 3 things you can only get by giving away the other 2?

    • @gracewenzel
      @gracewenzel 3 роки тому

      Oh this is a REALLY clever answer

    • @BluntArrows
      @BluntArrows 2 роки тому

      Oomph. That was next level.

  • @injunsun
    @injunsun 4 роки тому +3

    What three things, one of which, would be acceptable as payment for a ride for a hitchhiker?

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 роки тому +1

      The old saying: "Ass, gas or grass; no one rides for free."

    • @DanMurphy-w3m
      @DanMurphy-w3m 3 місяці тому

      ​@tygrkhat4087 No wonder you don't see hitchhikers any more !

  • @chriswilliams9798
    @chriswilliams9798 4 роки тому +2

    I see Ed Byrne’s changed his name to Jeff Burroughs! Or is that just the person doing the subtitles idea?

  • @paulkernick7001
    @paulkernick7001 4 роки тому +3

    0:43

  • @matthewjeremy6887
    @matthewjeremy6887 4 роки тому +12

    This aged amazingly

  • @rubeusignis1293
    @rubeusignis1293 Рік тому

    Holy shit Hugh Dennis coined the term 'Brexit'

  • @endgamefond
    @endgamefond 4 роки тому +1

    Can you invite Simon Pegg as a guest please

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 2 роки тому +1

    Is it three things you shouldn’t bring to work

  • @dakotareeves3939
    @dakotareeves3939 3 роки тому

    Here's a funny "Colombian rock" moment from the British TV panel show 'Mock the Week' on BBC.

  • @susannamarker2582
    @susannamarker2582 3 роки тому +4

    MTW is quietly admitting that the EU and its mad doesn't work.

  • @OpreRoma
    @OpreRoma 4 роки тому +6

    Name 3 things that you'll need for a successful organised crime network

  • @donnyannessa654
    @donnyannessa654 4 роки тому

    The new doctrine of the red white and blue?

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 4 роки тому +3

    You know it's an old clip when Ed still has long lux

  • @GrouchyRaccoon
    @GrouchyRaccoon 2 роки тому +1

    Oh this aged well...

  • @Laudon1228
    @Laudon1228 4 роки тому +1

    So ironic now.

  • @wayne20uk
    @wayne20uk 4 роки тому +12

    Is it just me or is Daras Right eye infected?

    • @stratobungle
      @stratobungle 4 роки тому +4

      I saw that as well, most noticeable at the very beginning...

    • @garethwilliams5809
      @garethwilliams5809 4 роки тому +5

      It was infected, I remember. The producers suggested he wear an eye patch. It was mentioned in the show

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 роки тому +1

    As a drummer and musician of sorts, I can't stand the USA term Rock; Paper; Scissors.
    It jars rhythmically because it ends on two syllables and a weak up-beat, so it's as wrong-sounding as an audience of blue-rinsed grannies at a Cliff Richard or Barry Manilow gig who clap on beat '1' instead of on the back-beat.
    AAARGH! Shut the funk up!
    In my world, the correct name for the game is and always has been: Scissors; Paper; Stone.
    Sorry, I just felt that needed to be said. And clapping on '1' should be punishable by death.

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 2 роки тому

    Is it name three of the Hogwarts houses?

  • @t.t.venkatesh8173
    @t.t.venkatesh8173 5 місяців тому

    This clip has aged like a fine burgundy.

  • @popbuiltitbetter5681
    @popbuiltitbetter5681 4 роки тому +1

    It’s Snap, Crackle, and Pop...not Rock, Paper, Scissors.

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman 4 роки тому +9

    Funny how they highlight how bad the situation was in Greece and how they were beholden to the EU yet when Brexit came around this was all hushed and the EU were angels

  • @stephenmuir6812
    @stephenmuir6812 4 роки тому +2

    Name three things that Charlie Sheen has shoved up his nose...

  • @ethicalphytophage
    @ethicalphytophage 4 роки тому +2

    Nope, the Greeks did not invent philosophy. Ever hear of ancient India? Read up the dating of the Vedas, and the Indus Valley Civilization.