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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2024

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  • @nomnomjenny
    @nomnomjenny  8 місяців тому +63

    Hope you enjoyed this! This was one segment of my comedy special which you can watch here:
    ua-cam.com/video/DL5UZqf6DuY/v-deo.html
    Also I’m touring a brand new show in 2024 and would love to see you there! Tickets here:
    comedy.com.au/jenny-tian

    • @adamsheaffer
      @adamsheaffer 8 місяців тому +1

      Hey Jenny! You’re my celebrity crush… and I just want to say that your accent is absolutely adorable ❤ Keep up the great work, say f*** off to the haters, eat Vegemite, and Good day mate!

    • @cihs88
      @cihs88 7 місяців тому

      My Chinese is worse than yours
      Wo ai ni
      wo yao ni de ai

    • @David0gden
      @David0gden 6 місяців тому

      Terminator 2 reference is❤

    • @earthbind83
      @earthbind83 2 місяці тому

      Never seduce over text. It's what the gals've been telling us dudes ever since we stopped writing letters to each other, so you deserved to fail seductress. 🙂

  • @selohcin
    @selohcin 8 місяців тому +207

    She has such a pure and earnest personality that even when she does sex jokes, it seems so mild in a refreshing way.

    • @dial0foroperator
      @dial0foroperator 6 місяців тому

      Don't shangri-la her. She's naughty.

    • @coachmichael9604
      @coachmichael9604 6 місяців тому +5

      Signs of a good comedian, naturally funny w/o trying to be❗❗❗❗👅👅👅

    • @IndepenisDay
      @IndepenisDay 5 місяців тому

      Sex jokes? No way

  • @TheDavidfallon
    @TheDavidfallon 2 місяці тому +20

    Five mins and 20 secs to work up to a punchline about your regenerating hymen, tying one sci-fi movie to another. Brilliant. You are fantastic. And the best thing on Taskmaster.

  • @hentisenti
    @hentisenti 8 місяців тому +158

    She's dressed like a minion. I just realized this days later.

  • @jonathanmatthews8862
    @jonathanmatthews8862 8 місяців тому +107

    Okay that’s really good. The best comedians can circle back to an earlier joke and you do it so seamlessly. 😂

    • @jsuarmy08
      @jsuarmy08 7 місяців тому

      Very true indeed.

  • @cyclingcmdr
    @cyclingcmdr 3 місяці тому +11

    I can't believe this special is free on UA-cam. It's sooo good! 💯

  • @tinydough8746
    @tinydough8746 8 місяців тому +57

    The polymarous partner watching the video like ":O We broke up? ;-;"

  • @ommanipadmehung3014
    @ommanipadmehung3014 6 місяців тому +21

    She is hysterically funny. Best Aussie comedian in ages

  • @Scipio488
    @Scipio488 8 місяців тому +81

    That Regenerating Hymen Callback was a thing of beauty. 😄

  • @geekwithabs
    @geekwithabs 2 місяці тому +7

    Jenny is funny, her humor so droll,
    A Chinese Aussie, laughter's her goal,
    With Aussie charm and wit so warm.

  • @MisterLobb
    @MisterLobb 8 місяців тому +34

    I like your occasional short explanatory note injected after the punchline, it’s like a mini encore

  • @ketang6928
    @ketang6928 8 місяців тому +18

    Just discovered Jenny. She is gold!

  • @vlmeda
    @vlmeda 27 днів тому +1

    I rofl “your best player is the dog” 😂😂😂😂

  • @coyotefire69420
    @coyotefire69420 4 місяці тому +5

    'I am a garbage female' lol shes funny. I like her timing and shes got a good variety of topics

  • @Tiki_Media
    @Tiki_Media 6 місяців тому +7

    You are very funny. Keep going, listen to your intuition, and not the critics who don’t want you to succeed. Thank you for the laughs!😄😂

  • @michaeljuliano8839
    @michaeljuliano8839 7 місяців тому +17

    Every clip I’ve seen of you has been absolutely hilarious. I don’t know where your career stands because I’ve only just become aware of you, but I’m sure it’ll improve with these clips making the rounds.

  • @Za86m
    @Za86m 4 місяці тому +4

    "ta-da. I've got four girlfriends" lmao

  • @euniesdabus
    @euniesdabus 4 місяці тому +3

    This was pretty damn funny LMAO, please continue doing stand-up!

  • @GarrettMetzler89
    @GarrettMetzler89 8 місяців тому +12

    Thoroughly enjoyed that. Awesome set.

  • @tonybarker1335
    @tonybarker1335 7 місяців тому +6

    The funny is strong with this one❤😂

  • @ShinraTheSketcher
    @ShinraTheSketcher 8 місяців тому +51

    Hey Jenny, I shared your comedy with my family and friends in Guangzhou and Ningbo. They've officially given you the nickname "袋鼠小妹妹" so when we come to your show and you hear "OH XIAO DAISHU MEI MEI" That's us.

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 7 місяців тому +6

      I just translated that. Haha, "kangaroo little sister".

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 5 місяців тому +1

      Chinese is not my first language, and I didn't know that 袋鼠 means kangaroo, so I translated that as Little Miss Bag of Rats.

  • @chrish3126
    @chrish3126 5 місяців тому +1

    Discovered Jenny recently and with the Melbourne comedy festival coming up I think I'll be going to see her

  • @jeremypaek1104
    @jeremypaek1104 8 місяців тому +7

    That fit is fire 🔥

  • @MarkEdge
    @MarkEdge 7 місяців тому +4

    Very funny, but I feel bad for the poor Ultimate Frisbee guy.

  • @majorfeelgoodrecords2740
    @majorfeelgoodrecords2740 4 місяці тому +2

    Jenny Tian, you funking crack me up 🎼🤣😂😂🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @Soyeons_mom
    @Soyeons_mom 8 місяців тому +12

    Funny and beautiful is a combination I can't resist.

  • @kokits
    @kokits 27 днів тому

    The algorithm is getting better

  • @perfectlycontented
    @perfectlycontented 8 місяців тому +11

    Come to the US!

  • @azamarabear
    @azamarabear 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm so glad I found this channel😮

  • @joshuayork8362
    @joshuayork8362 Місяць тому

    Jenny you shouldn't have left the ultimate Frisbee player what if he was the lebron James of Frisbee 😂

  • @Hollywood113807
    @Hollywood113807 3 місяці тому

    Of course I find you online after you've already been to Perth this year. Hopefully I'll catch you the next time you're here.

  • @hanieltrisna
    @hanieltrisna 8 місяців тому +6

    You're fantastic Jenny!

  • @needsaride15126
    @needsaride15126 7 місяців тому +1

    I like watching her, she is one funny comedian.

  • @FuneralBubbles2
    @FuneralBubbles2 5 місяців тому +3

    I love her voice, but I did think this was a failed AI experiment at first. jk
    Great work.

  • @Regimeshifts
    @Regimeshifts 8 місяців тому +1

    love your jokes and accent!

  • @olvrhffmnn
    @olvrhffmnn 8 місяців тому +8

    A funny woman. And single. Does not compute.

  • @tubeyou89119
    @tubeyou89119 7 місяців тому

    I don't think guys from mainland China will misunderstand your "byebye i am going" hand sign.😂😂

  • @craigiefconcert6493
    @craigiefconcert6493 7 місяців тому +2

    She’s hilarious!

  • @MMABeijing
    @MMABeijing 7 місяців тому

    She is good, no strange vibe , I like her

  • @kevinbrooker5279
    @kevinbrooker5279 15 днів тому

    Funny as F, make me proud to be an Aussie.

  • @seattledutch
    @seattledutch 8 місяців тому +7

    Is the minion style a thing down under?

  • @dweebycat9929
    @dweebycat9929 8 місяців тому +4

    Can you come to Montreal and perform? 👀

  • @101Altaaf
    @101Altaaf 7 місяців тому +2

    She's very charming

  • @stephenbouchelle7706
    @stephenbouchelle7706 8 місяців тому +10

    You are much better than Ali Wong.

  • @user-mq5kx2se2q
    @user-mq5kx2se2q 2 місяці тому

    @nomnomjenny, nothing against any other comedian that you might have mentioned (maybe after the four-minute mark), but I think you're much better.

  • @Joy-sb3hp
    @Joy-sb3hp 4 місяці тому

    너무 웃겨요!!! She rocks!!!

  • @LorenStClair
    @LorenStClair 8 місяців тому +1

    I think this is funny, thank you. Loren

  • @johnhelms8226
    @johnhelms8226 7 місяців тому

    Funny Sheila! Up the Mighty Chooks! Easts to win!

  • @northbot
    @northbot 8 місяців тому

    We actually have something in common, a year ago today I started joking with my friends that my manhymen grew back completely organically (although Urban Dictionary takes it in an entirely direction), the only thing I can think of that caused it was swallowing part of a jellyfish one time.

  • @norman4804
    @norman4804 7 місяців тому

    coming from an asian australian, you are funny as well

  • @halrichard1969
    @halrichard1969 7 місяців тому

    Well Done. Well Done.

  • @aitchvee
    @aitchvee 2 місяці тому

    f..cking gold! 🤩

  • @varun009
    @varun009 2 місяці тому

    Who else is here for 3 body problem?

  • @NinjaZForce
    @NinjaZForce 6 місяців тому

    Single man here, how about a date. When you come to Cairns Queensland.

    • @steveng6721
      @steveng6721 2 місяці тому +4

      Brother you are famished

  • @user-dz7cv3dt4t
    @user-dz7cv3dt4t 8 місяців тому +8

    are you trying to impersonate the Minions?

  • @callisoncaffrey
    @callisoncaffrey 8 місяців тому +2

    This wasn't for me, except for the call back ending. That was funny.

  • @guybeauregard
    @guybeauregard 8 місяців тому +1

    What did I just watch? 😂

  • @Richdragon4
    @Richdragon4 2 місяці тому

    Hymen should be able to regenerate however the rest of the body might not.
    Although it is Hugh Jackman, so it would probably be worth it.

  • @Thrashsquatch
    @Thrashsquatch 3 місяці тому

    Hahaha, good stuff!!

  • @toolittletoolate3917
    @toolittletoolate3917 4 місяці тому

    I'm very curious about your pronunciation of "Mandarin" with the accent on the final syllable. I've never heard it before, from anyone. Is that the way the word is generally pronounced in Australia? If not, is there a reason why you say it that way?

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 місяці тому

      Very much how it‘s said in Australia, yeah

  • @cihs88
    @cihs88 7 місяців тому +1

    Is that you have been single for 4 years true or just part of the show?

    • @CultOfTheGlenda
      @CultOfTheGlenda 6 місяців тому

      Why does it matter? I am sure for you it's not true and just part of the bit; she's been happily married for 2 years. 🙄

  • @trekpac2
    @trekpac2 2 місяці тому

    Very funny girl!

  • @WOLVERINE95899
    @WOLVERINE95899 2 місяці тому

    Things could be easily misinterpreted as "finger me in that room". ROFL !

  • @cletusgarde9485
    @cletusgarde9485 7 місяців тому

    This is truth.

  • @JohnSmith-dg9gg
    @JohnSmith-dg9gg 6 місяців тому

    Nice bookend joke at the end.

  • @JosephWyne
    @JosephWyne Місяць тому

    Aaron Chen is looking hot!

  • @redrick8900
    @redrick8900 3 місяці тому

    Better than Ali Wong.

  • @Ed19601
    @Ed19601 2 місяці тому

    masterly

  • @jacktattis
    @jacktattis 2 місяці тому

    She IS good

  • @leswhynin913
    @leswhynin913 8 місяців тому +2

    You seem nice

  • @Hexphile
    @Hexphile 5 місяців тому

    Just a touch more social anxiety and she would have been a vtuber.

  • @avedinamling8320
    @avedinamling8320 5 місяців тому

    Daaamn. She's underrated. I think she's in par with the likes of Taylor Tomilson. But she DEFINITELY way better than that tiktok comedian dude named matt rife. Dude sucks ass, this is coming from a fellow dude who loves the likes of Bill Bur and Dave Chappel.

    • @davidleigh443
      @davidleigh443 3 місяці тому

      She is much better than Taylor Tomlinson.

  • @lordwallie24
    @lordwallie24 4 місяці тому

    he is Australian. ???

  • @CinderFelleth
    @CinderFelleth 3 місяці тому

    Kishmayy

  • @johnnyzhang3690
    @johnnyzhang3690 5 місяців тому

    She is funny

  • @edgykoala1732
    @edgykoala1732 8 місяців тому

    Which lip to bite haha

  • @jasonreviews
    @jasonreviews 7 місяців тому

    I can relate. I dated cantonese, taishanese, and mainland chicks. They're all bad. I know why their single. HAHA. Well the ones my parents vetted. At this rate us C-people will die alone because we find each other not attractive. GG No re.

  • @Apg002
    @Apg002 8 місяців тому +42

    I love the Cardi B bit-even though I hate the bisexual erasure.
    Her attraction and self identification are enough. She doesn’t have to prove it.

    • @nomnomjenny
      @nomnomjenny  8 місяців тому +93

      She doesn’t have to prove anything! The bit is more about how painful long fingernails are.. up there 🤣

    • @Apg002
      @Apg002 8 місяців тому

      The wolverine metaphor is 100% perfect.@@nomnomjenny

    • @FiercelyGold
      @FiercelyGold 8 місяців тому

      As a bi lady, long finger nails are definitely a good an indication that she isn't fucking women. "I cut my finger nails" is literally an invitation to fuck in lesbian relationships, so It's a solid poke to make fun of her ridiculous nails

    • @koushalyag3608
      @koushalyag3608 8 місяців тому +9

      Yeah i got the joke... But my insides definitely curled up when I heard "she's not bi coz she's never been with a woman"

    • @830118
      @830118 8 місяців тому +29

      @@nomnomjenny No need to explain. You'll never make everyone happy. It's comedy ffs, not an equal rights speech.

  • @martinmeyn6012
    @martinmeyn6012 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂👌👌 👏👏👏

  • @williamobryan682
    @williamobryan682 6 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @user-sq1yy4ni9z
    @user-sq1yy4ni9z 8 місяців тому +2

    HaHa

  • @milkman2916
    @milkman2916 7 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @aaabbbbccc680
    @aaabbbbccc680 5 місяців тому

    😅😂

  • @Azra3lzGaming
    @Azra3lzGaming 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelar
    @rachelar 2 місяці тому

    Amy Schumer vibes

  • @lloydwhisenant4088
    @lloydwhisenant4088 4 місяці тому

    She has no clue

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 4 місяці тому

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @azamarabear
    @azamarabear 8 місяців тому

    😮

  • @earthbind83
    @earthbind83 2 місяці тому

    Even if your hymen could grow back, if your're single but not celibate then it still wouldn't.

  • @lukemckean6155
    @lukemckean6155 3 місяці тому

    She’s a chick and she’s Asian but she’s still funny 😄 Respect ✊

  • @maximillianphoenix9374
    @maximillianphoenix9374 4 місяці тому

    Wow she just crude like virtually all female comedians shes really not funny just tells silly stories 😵‍💫

  • @livinlicious
    @livinlicious 8 місяців тому +2

    If you are single for 4 years, its not them. Its you.
    And no, you are not un-dateable. You are just so up your own head, that nobody will ever be enough for you.
    Again, its you.
    At least you have something to talk about it for your perfomance. Its something.

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 8 місяців тому +29

      Is this advice or abuse?

    • @woogemooge
      @woogemooge 8 місяців тому +9

      Seems like that person needs some love

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 8 місяців тому +1

      Oxgyen Thief.

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 8 місяців тому +12

      Incel.

    • @timtigerjazz
      @timtigerjazz 8 місяців тому

      What the f are you talking about Livinlicious? You wouldn't know if your a was on fire. Miserable can't.

  • @dingdongdickweed6288
    @dingdongdickweed6288 7 місяців тому

    Why is she dressed like a 90s Gap ad?