Bill couldn't even send Kirby to another dimension because THEY'VE TIRED THAT BEFORE MULTIPLE TIMES. Kirby somehow always finds a way via beating the shit out of people till they make him a portal home
@@rudysarmiento8700can you imagine you finnaly rid yourself of this butcher of edlrich horrors and this funny egg judt reaches out and pulls him back from whatever dimension you threw him into
Kirby can canonically just break through the barriers between dimension, either with a copy ability or sometimes just with his warp star. Funilly enough it is likely that kirby casually crosses space-time and dimensions just to go to magolor's amusement park in return to dreamland deluxe, because the magolor that runs the place is not the same magolor that later betrays kirby
@@cdesigner9178it's not really the same, but in Kirby 64 the boss Pix is comprised of three pyramid shaped entities who all live in a flying pyramid, so like.. close enough kinda?
Triangles and Circles are opposites, too. A triangle has the fewest number of flat sides a shape can have before it just becomes a line A circle has infinite sides
And even so it won't be really durable since kirby have a LOT of friends as long as any of them reach kirby and tell him that the universe or his other friends are in danger he will immediately snap out of it and clap bill triangle ass.
That's actually very smart, considering in kirby game over screens he is just sleeping, and when continuing, he wakes up from his nap. So this means whenever kirby is defeated it's just because he probably was just having dinner or just woke up, which made him really weak, and in the start of every game, he just so happens to be sleeping/eating when disaster strikes. Have we not even seen his final form?
@@anthonygamer-jg3wn no i mean in the game over screen of kirby mass attack. Kirby turns into sort of angel with white colour. Which means kirby actually die. This is because of Necrodeus spliting kirby into 10 making it weaker than normal kirby.
@Goofyspacewizard bro is tripping or just trying to defend Bill who is basically weak to Kirby. Kirby has faced Eldritch horrors and if Kirby has the hypernoval ability then he is extra screwed over. Kirby would solo
@@cheddar_in_morse_code And even if Bill SOMEHOW managed to beat dark matter it's already shown that any being of that kind just... Can't die. At all. They don't go to the Kirby version of the afterlife they just instantly reincarnate into either a Kirby or a Void depending on the situation. So... Yeah. Bill is fucked either way
@@cheddar_in_morse_codethat’s actually a very good point. Enough positive emotion turns Void Termina good, so the reverse might also be true …oh wait, a negative Kirby would really suck to fight even with reality warping
Kirby also (in the lore) scales to his enemy. It's similar to his copy abilities. He copies the strength of his enemies, becoming as powerful as needed, when needed.
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverseand none of them are main stream unless we wanna bring up variants and at that point you lose the argument cause you have to bring other side characters into it
@@hotdogkid9015 What??? Being mainstream has absolutely nothing to do with powerscaling. Where did you get that comparison from? Also the entire universe of WOD beats him so your argument doesn’t hold up at all.
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverseto jump in as the logical one, Kirby (and his power) can best be interpreted as a “gag character”. he wins against everything, simply because he cannot lose. The only thing who could defeat him would be another gag character, such as saitama (one punch man). It’s not really fair to compare him to something such as sonic or goku or even bill cipher, since all off the aforementioned have a lot of thought and design behind there powers, not just “instant win button”.
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverse i wasen't using it as a power scaling tool i was saying no one in the main stream world can really beat him also idk what that abriviation of that show is
I was just gonna forget how Bill captured them and threaten to kill both of them at that instant or could’ve killed them at any time he wanted but just kept them alive so we can use them as a way to get into Ford’s mind
Agreed that Kirby is strong af, but to be fair, bill needed the pines alive. Well at least ford and one more. Ford was the only way he could find out how to leave the weirdness forcefield and he wasn’t going to talk when he was tortured… but if his family was suffering on the other hand, than maybe that would get something out of him. Also Kirby is really small. On that note however Kirby solo-
Bill is a reality warper. Kirby is what happens when a being made of the void is filled with positivity. Make him insane and your dealing with freaking Dark Matter
That wouldn’t just turn Kirby into Void Termina, but something far, _far_ worse. Imagine Kirby, with all his power, strengths and abilities. Now give him madness akin to Hyness or Drawcia Soul. Or give him an evil nature like Zero or Galacta Knight. Congratulations! Bill would turn this innocent and cheery puffbal into an uncontrollable threat far greater than he was before.
The funny thing is that there are beings whose minds Bill cannot influence. One of those beings is Soos. (He tried! When Soos flipped through the Book of Bill, it was completely blank except for a page reading "HE CANNOT BE CORRUPTED"
@@Preteristboy also mcgucket. Bill once entered his mind but soon mcgucket was able to kick him out and create something that blocks bill from seeing him.
Reminder: kirby didn't kill gods because his cake was stolen, kirby had his cake stolen and ran to get it back, the cake being a lie, the god being killed was a minor mistake.
I love that the title is can Bill SURVIVE Kirby. That Kirby is just auto 'he will win' in most matchups that even otherworld entities must question if they'd last.
Note, Kirby splitting himself is seemingly a defensive mechanic, something he passively does whenever a God-like being tries to KILL him out of nowhere. He's also passively resistant to reality warping and seemingly immune to possession/mind control. This is literally how most of his games start.
The fact that kirby can respawn more mini kirbies if one manages to survive then later merge back into himself is Majin Buu levels of regen cheese. He did not need that ability but he just can though splitting him and annilating all kirbies is legit the only means of killing the puffball for good since that game is the only one where Game Over is him legit being dead instead of sleeping.
@@starkiller1289 and best of all, kirby cannot truly die. The beings born from "the darkest of the matters" do not go to paradise/afterlife, they remain in the universe and travel as mere presences, regaining power and absorbing positive and negative energy. Depending on how much of each energy they absorbed, they will be reborn either as a good or evil creature. So even if kirby dies, he will still be there, waiting and regenerating to one day be reborn
@@drakobloodwing540Kirby and that god (void termina to be exact) actually are the same species/type of being. Kirby was able to change him by sharing his positive energy with it which influenced and broke down void termina since it’s a being born of negative energy. Thus ensuring that his next resurrection will be as something good like Kirby themselves. Kirby didn’t just kill that god, kirby turned that god into another of himself
"Kirby can suck any being up and absorb its power, and he canonically does it since infanthood", enough said. The moment you remember his ability, and his experience in using it? No God can stop him
And even if Bill tried his best to *avoid* Kirby, the little guy just has a knack for getting right in the middle of whatever is trying to take over or destroy Pop Star that week. He’d find a way to him. XD
Another good point here is that Kirby is probably at his best when fighting people exactly like Bill, and sure, he'd get hurt, he'd have a rough time, but he's extremely experienced fighting demons and his main thing is adapting to his environment, no amount of chaos is gonna trip him up.
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. Kirby trades blood for cake.
@@TopTierGamerManKirby Fighters in general Original Sub-Game: Boss fight The Deluxe rerelease: Playable color after meeting a specific requirement. 2: Boss Fight (WHY DID THEY REMOVE THE ADDITIONAL COLORS?)
Bill accidentally incinerated Kirby’s favorite cafe. Kirby will track him through time in space for all of eternity to kill Bill or make him build a new one
Still crazy how a Psychokinetic Jack Rabbit version of Sephiroth, opened a portal to Kirby’s home dimension to THROW HIS OWN PLANET AT HIM… and Kirby Ran him over with a Truck 😂😂
Bill: "I'm going to erase you little pink puffball!!" Kirby: "Poyo!" Bill: "!nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni I !nrub ot emoc sah emit my , L T O L O X A"
To Bill fighting Kirby would be a grand display of power and dominance. A chance to make everyone cower in fear at his incredible abilities. For Kirby it’s just another Tuesday
Bruh, some rats stole his cake, he thought dedede did it. Finds that the rats stole it, runs after the wrong box, accidentally summons the ruler of the underworld, kills him
well, i like to think of this not as "oh, bill sucks, he lost to 2 children and 2 old men" but as "oh, these 2 children and old men beat bill? such legends" you know?
"Deliver me from mine enemies, Oh my God. Defend me from them, that rise up against me. Deliver me from the workers of inequity and save me from bloody men. The mighty are gathered against me. Awake to help me and behold." -Christian Kirby
I'll give Bill the benefit if the doubt and say its between low and mid diff for kirby, Kirby still tears him appart, but id say he'd put up atleast a littke bit of a fight against Kirby.
Also, game Kirby isn't an infant and actually has spoken a number of times. The actual refute for the deal is mental resistance and Kirby's nature as a good and honest person.
@@lastdaberandfriends2306 That kinda sounds like coping to be honest, which, I don't think him not being an infant is a big deal. Kirby's still young, as Kirby has been referred as a youth in various languages. But he isn't a baby or infant. He's just a kid. The only time he's described as an infant is the anime.
Kirby usually just goes for a walk , ends up trying to save someone, help a new friend or just kinda get dragged into a situation by a villain and ends up killing gods by pure coincidence.
But Kirby would still throw hands with Bill the second Kirby notices him being bad, Kirb is like a small tier reality warping guard dog, even if you're his friend if he sees you being a bad he will slap you back to reality... With a hammer. Example dedede post kirby 64... He just can't stop getting possesed
@@47northmI'd argue that's a stretch since wukong is immortal several times over, bro's in creative mode by the time Mr protagonist roles around. I wouldn't argue that Kirby couldn't get through any of monkey man's immortality layers since he kills gods as a morning exercise, but I have a hard time seeing him getting through all of them since not even the Budda (guy literally one with the universe) had a way to kill him, only sealing him away.
I think the comic that had Bill turn Kirby inside-out, therefore effectively trapping him in the dimension in Kirby’s stomach, was both the perfect outcome and hilarious
I think Bill would win under one condition. If Kirby isn’t in the mood to fight and Bill knows Kirby loves food. Just manifest an infinite supply of food or shove him in the perfect world bubble, and now Kirby is no longer a problem, at least for a while
Only when kirby realizes that his friends are in danger does the food plan no longer work. And then he immediately focuses on finishing off Bill as a result
@@diegoadrian1530 the only way to open one of those bubbles is with a key. Bill could just hide the key in such a secret location that they can’t find it ever.
This might be hax but since the Lor Starcutter can "travel to far off paradises with ease" according to the RtDLDX pause screen lore, technically it can find it's way into the bubble and get Kirby outta there with it's interdimentional warp powers. Sure, assisted wins aren't the most fair, but it's something to think about
Kirby killed, a fallen angel, Darkness god, THE God of destruction, the perfect life form, A MACHINE SIZED AS A PLANET, Demons AND MUCH MORE bill chipher doesn’t stand a chance
@@Nmoment-uv6jc oh that makes sense but zero 2 have that circle thingy that reminds a lot an angel and his battle is not too holy so I call him a falled angel So you are right
As versatile as Kirby is, it's far more likely for Bill Cipher to stop time at will than it is for Kirby to choose to use Time Crash out of all his countless other Copy Abilities. Bill Cipher can also view all futures and time travel with movement alone, so he would know exactly what technique Kirby would use and he would have the means to dodge. Bill Cipher has what it takes to be a worthy combatant in this match-up.
I feel like one thing people forget about Kirby vs anything other then that he would probably have to be scaled up is that HE CAN SURVIVE A BLACK WHOLE A MAXIMUM OF 3 TIMES
The black holes in kirby are always seemingly weaker than what they're supposed to be irl. So that argument doesn't hold up pretty well since by that logic Bandana can also outrun a black hole.
@@MysteriousmrR-mq9cs brother if they're genuinely a black hole. A black hole that size would've immediately sucked kirby in. Besides can you really tell me your source as to how they're an actual black hole aside from names? They're not your real life black holes they're the special kind of black holes that can only be summored by marx, magolor, or other beings aswell. It's pull is weaker compared to the real deal, but it hurts when sucked in before being spewed out.
Kirby has already killed gods with equal and/or more strength than Bill has currently. However, the only reason the fight would engage is if Bill messed with one of two motivators for Kirby: his friends, or food. The moment Bill crosses that line, he's dead.
Reminder that Bill Cipher can still be physically harmed, heck Ford almost killed him in the first Weirdmageddon, so what’s stopping Kirby from killing Bill, heck he didn’t hold back against Time Baby because he knew he would be an actual threat so what’s stopping Kirby from beating Bill that Kirby hasn’t already overcome?
In the world of Gravity Falls, Bill is one of kind. There is nobody like or as powerful as him... But for Kirby, he fights someone like him like every Tuesday.
Bill Cipher is a cycloptic shape with eldritch powers, and Kirby is a being who's entire shtick is killing cycloptic shapes with eldritch powers. How the fuck do you think it will go?
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverseNo. He may not be the strongest in fiction, but not many characters have fought their real-world creator and won. Kirby has fought Master Hand, who is canon in Kirby's lore and is literally the hand of someone from our world manifesting in the Nintendo universe. And while it isn't confirmed, it is speculated that Master Hand is the hand of Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of Smash Bros as well as Kirby.
Very minor nitpick, Kirby isn’t an infant, he is only an infant in the non-canon anime, in the games, Kirby is usually described as simply a “Young person”, so he’s a kid but not a baby. Bill still couldn’t make a deal with Kirby, as he declares Soos “incorruptible”, which I’d say Kirby is at least the same level, or higher, of incorruptible-ness.
Bill: "Here, have a bubble that makes you insane!" _throws the bubble at Kirby_ Kirby: _eye twitch_ *_"POYOOOOOOOOOOOO-"_* Bill: "Oh I've made a mistake."
That's not how Kirby's copy abilities work. A lot of people seem to think Kirby is basically Ditto from Pokemon but that's not true. Kirby doesn't mimick who he copies exactly but he pulls up a skill he's already learned or something related to what he inhaled. His inhale is also limited by rather or not the enemy is too heavy or guarded by magic. They don't follow this in Smash because it'll make him a worse fighter also Smash isn't canon so they can get away with it. Kirby is also immune to dark/evil powers because he has a pure heart (We learn this in Star Allies when he was the only one not impacted by the Jamba heart that turns people evil)
@@URFTBOUND4LIFEwhile you are right that Kirby's copy ability and inhale don't work how they do in Smash Bros, you are wrong about Smash Bros not being canon. Master Hand has appeared in multiple Kirby games, meaning that Smash Bros is canon to Kirby lore in some capacity. Also, I'm pretty sure it's canon that all Nintendo properties exist in the same universe, since a bunch of different items from other Nintendo properties are collectable items in Kirby Supersatr's Great Cave Offensive, which is canon to the game itself
CROWNED playing in the background got me thinking- Bill: How about we make a deal? Magolor: I feel as if what happened the last time I tried to harness otherworldly powers for evil would have taught me not to do something like this Eh, whatever
Bill couldn't even send Kirby to another dimension because THEY'VE TIRED THAT BEFORE MULTIPLE TIMES. Kirby somehow always finds a way via beating the shit out of people till they make him a portal home
Or magalor tracks him down through another dimension
@@rudysarmiento8700oh yeah, he is good now and makes amusement parks! I forgor
@@rudysarmiento8700can you imagine you finnaly rid yourself of this butcher of edlrich horrors and this funny egg judt reaches out and pulls him back from whatever dimension you threw him into
Kirby can canonically just break through the barriers between dimension, either with a copy ability or sometimes just with his warp star.
Funilly enough it is likely that kirby casually crosses space-time and dimensions just to go to magolor's amusement park in return to dreamland deluxe, because the magolor that runs the place is not the same magolor that later betrays kirby
Why did that sound so funny!😂
"Interdimensional monster/demon" & "one eye" together describe over half of Kirby's final-boss roster
Bill fits right in
But none have been triangular, last I checked.
@@cdesigner9178well I think there are the shape dudes, do they count?
@@christinmoon823 Shape dudes? I'm not sure what you're referring to. Are they also interdimensional monsters/demons with one eye?
@@cdesigner9178it's not really the same, but in Kirby 64 the boss Pix is comprised of three pyramid shaped entities who all live in a flying pyramid, so like.. close enough kinda?
Bill actually fits perfectly as a kirby final boss
Well it ain’t gonna be long to end
Imagine how hard the battle theme would go
Such an underrated comment, the whole dark matter series had that one eye for there final villains. Bill would fit
If it got a giant eye or a tree its a kirby boss
Triangles and Circles are opposites, too.
A triangle has the fewest number of flat sides a shape can have before it just becomes a line
A circle has infinite sides
Kirby is the powerscaling equivalent of the immortal snail.
this made me giggle
He seems weak but nothing can stop him
Putting Kirby against Bill is just putting Kirby in the exact kind of situation he usually deals with.
His best chance is trying to put Kirby in one of those Mabel bubbles while he's asleep and hope he doesn't notice
FOOD WORLD
EDIT😀 this is the most likes that I've gotten on a reply or a comment for that matter
And even so it won't be really durable since kirby have a LOT of friends as long as any of them reach kirby and tell him that the universe or his other friends are in danger he will immediately snap out of it and clap bill triangle ass.
(just make sure this friend isn't dedede he will definitely fall for it and just join the infinite buffet)
@@StellaGalaxissBandana Dee will most likely follow King dedede so it's okay
Kirby would eat the whole thing, and you know that
Kirby does NOT die, he just gets tired and sleeps. He has also destroyed literal gods of destruction with the power of friendship.
That's actually very smart, considering in kirby game over screens he is just sleeping, and when continuing, he wakes up from his nap.
So this means whenever kirby is defeated it's just because he probably was just having dinner or just woke up, which made him really weak, and in the start of every game, he just so happens to be sleeping/eating when disaster strikes. Have we not even seen his final form?
Hes beaten gods with Leaves
The only time where Kirby dies is on Kirby Mass Attack (the game over screen)
@@NuningMinie tecnically is not death. Its just reproduction by mitosis like an cell
@@anthonygamer-jg3wn no i mean in the game over screen of kirby mass attack. Kirby turns into sort of angel with white colour. Which means kirby actually die. This is because of Necrodeus spliting kirby into 10 making it weaker than normal kirby.
For Bill this was the most devastating battle he’s ever faced
But for Kirby, it was Tuesday
It’s like a 2 minute fight
It was a Tuesday night after eating a taco
@GoofyspacewizardFor Kirby it was a Tuesday
But for Bill it was the most devastating battle he ever faced.
Actually sounds nice
@Goofyspacewizard 👎
@Goofyspacewizard bro is tripping or just trying to defend Bill who is basically weak to Kirby. Kirby has faced Eldritch horrors and if Kirby has the hypernoval ability then he is extra screwed over. Kirby would solo
Technically, you couldn't even drive kirby insane. He is positivity. He is a being of pure positive emotion. Thats like drying water.
as another person said, driving Kirby insane just turns him into Dark Matter, which would be a whole other can of worms for Bill to handle.
@@cheddar_in_morse_code yeah. didnt think about that.
@@cheddar_in_morse_code
And even if Bill SOMEHOW managed to beat dark matter it's already shown that any being of that kind just... Can't die. At all. They don't go to the Kirby version of the afterlife they just instantly reincarnate into either a Kirby or a Void depending on the situation.
So... Yeah. Bill is fucked either way
@@cheddar_in_morse_codethat’s actually a very good point. Enough positive emotion turns Void Termina good, so the reverse might also be true
…oh wait, a negative Kirby would really suck to fight even with reality warping
@@LegithiroIt didn’t turn void termina good, that only worked on base void, who hadn’t been subjected to positive or negative emotions yet
Kirby also (in the lore) scales to his enemy. It's similar to his copy abilities. He copies the strength of his enemies, becoming as powerful as needed, when needed.
Kirby has killed a creature capable of granting infinite wishes. It took him about 10 minutes.
Twice
@@falco05technically 3 times if you count Marx Soul as canon since he absorbs Nova’s power
@Crttyt67 Four times even if you count Star Dream Soul OS
This should be read in tf 2s heavy voice
And for a Speedrunner it's 7 minutes on average (I've done the math)
Kirby is the definition of an instant win button. Like you can’t get rid of him. You don’t beat Kirby, you only try to survive Kirby
Buddy I hate to break it to you but there are entire universes of characters stronger than the best pink blob to ever exist
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverseand none of them are main stream unless we wanna bring up variants and at that point you lose the argument cause you have to bring other side characters into it
@@hotdogkid9015 What??? Being mainstream has absolutely nothing to do with powerscaling. Where did you get that comparison from? Also the entire universe of WOD beats him so your argument doesn’t hold up at all.
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverseto jump in as the logical one, Kirby (and his power) can best be interpreted as a “gag character”. he wins against everything, simply because he cannot lose. The only thing who could defeat him would be another gag character, such as saitama (one punch man). It’s not really fair to compare him to something such as sonic or goku or even bill cipher, since all off the aforementioned have a lot of thought and design behind there powers, not just “instant win button”.
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverse i wasen't using it as a power scaling tool i was saying no one in the main stream world can really beat him also idk what that abriviation of that show is
Kirby defeats chaos gods like it’s a regular Tuesday for him, while bill struggled with two tweens and a pig
Damn this is the third choas god this week and it's only Monday
Canonically Kirby has destroyed more than 15 godly beings
And also 2 decrepit old men for the price of 1
I was just gonna forget how Bill captured them and threaten to kill both of them at that instant or could’ve killed them at any time he wanted but just kept them alive so we can use them as a way to get into Ford’s mind
Agreed that Kirby is strong af, but to be fair, bill needed the pines alive. Well at least ford and one more. Ford was the only way he could find out how to leave the weirdness forcefield and he wasn’t going to talk when he was tortured… but if his family was suffering on the other hand, than maybe that would get something out of him. Also Kirby is really small. On that note however Kirby solo-
Bill is a reality warper. Kirby is what happens when a being made of the void is filled with positivity. Make him insane and your dealing with freaking Dark Matter
Either dark matter or Void Termina…sooooo, yeah- maybe keeping the puffball stable is a good idea
@@Un.knowns Either way it's not good
That wouldn’t just turn Kirby into Void Termina, but something far, _far_ worse.
Imagine Kirby, with all his power, strengths and abilities. Now give him madness akin to Hyness or Drawcia Soul. Or give him an evil nature like Zero or Galacta Knight.
Congratulations! Bill would turn this innocent and cheery puffbal into an uncontrollable threat far greater than he was before.
@@adrianh.5038 Knowing Bill…he might actually roll with that
@@adrianh.5038 he'd turn the living concept of a friend. Into the living concept of an enemy
"PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST SPARE ME PLEASE"
"poyo"
*inhales bill*
Bill: [enters Kirby’s mind]
Bill, -♾️ seconds later: “DEER GOD, NOO! NOT THE INEVITABLE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!!”
The funny thing is that there are beings whose minds Bill cannot influence. One of those beings is Soos. (He tried! When Soos flipped through the Book of Bill, it was completely blank except for a page reading "HE CANNOT BE CORRUPTED"
@@Preteristboyeven better, it wasn’t blank, it was static
🦌
@@Preteristboy also mcgucket. Bill once entered his mind but soon mcgucket was able to kick him out and create something that blocks bill from seeing him.
where the hell even is Kirby's mind? Not like Kirby even has a head Kirby is just a ball how the heck do you find a brain in that pink cotton ball?!
i could see bill being secretly a little bit afraid Kirby exists in his multiverse somewhere
More like a lot of bit.
Kinda like how Magalor knew about Kirby from Marx before the events of Return to Dreamland? That'd be pretty fun.
@@skyeschlueter9877 the idea of bill knowing magolor somehow is incredibly funny to me
@@rgbgaming6950proabably his dealer or something
Bill vs Kirby? Nah...
Bill: Objective, *_Survive_*
Kirby: Hi
Bill: Oh crap not good
you know it's true when the word turns into italics
Bill vs Kirby? Nah Kirby, Consume
Bro the fact it’s dangerous for him to enter the mind of an infant is fucking hilarious
It’s like a playground fight
“I turn u to stone”
“I still move while stone”
Kirby is the rare example of a benevolent Eldritch abomination
And is just as horrifying as the rest, except this time Cthulhu is the one scared
@@clayxros576Wonder what ability Cthulhu would provide Kirby.........dear god....
Reminder: kirby didn't kill gods because his cake was stolen, kirby had his cake stolen and ran to get it back, the cake being a lie, the god being killed was a minor mistake.
all the dead gods are just accidental casualty for kirby
Name another character who can say killing of God was incidental
Just a lil oopsie daisie
That doesn't help with the allegations, especially now that you mention killing god was basically a side quest
HOW DOES KILLING A GOD WAS A MINOR MISTAKE
Kirby’s routine: Wake up, eat cake, kill a god, have lunch, kill another god, have dinner and cake, sleep
Cult of the lamb plot
@@EYES-ON-MEBABYso true bestie
Kirby's routine is just CoTL gameplay minus the cult things
Oh....cake been stolen by Dedede. What do then?
@@NomaranTheAlchemist oh i know! kill actually just Satan, from the bible
For Bill, this day is an exceptional day fighting an extraordinary opponent.
For Kirby, it's a Tuesday.
I love that the title is can Bill SURVIVE Kirby. That Kirby is just auto 'he will win' in most matchups that even otherworld entities must question if they'd last.
God it's always insane to hear about what Kirby can do. Such an OP character
Ikr he’s cute but deadly
@@Copperthefox true...
It’s so dumb but true!
Somebody actually thinks a Roblox character can beat Kirby😭
@@MsBabydice what roblox character lmao
Bill: hahaha what is this a marshmallow!?
Kirby: *inhales his eyeball*
Kirby then gains bill's mind entering powers and redeems him against his will. :)
Then gives him hug of friendship
"Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate that" -Bill
@@UniformAnimates "poyo" -Kirby
Oh god. Kirbill sounds like a terrifying copy ability...
Note, Kirby splitting himself is seemingly a defensive mechanic, something he passively does whenever a God-like being tries to KILL him out of nowhere.
He's also passively resistant to reality warping and seemingly immune to possession/mind control. This is literally how most of his games start.
Kirby was split into ten BY Necrodeus, that's how Necrodeus was able to almighty unalive kirby
The fact that kirby can respawn more mini kirbies if one manages to survive then later merge back into himself is Majin Buu levels of regen cheese. He did not need that ability but he just can though splitting him and annilating all kirbies is legit the only means of killing the puffball for good since that game is the only one where Game Over is him legit being dead instead of sleeping.
@@starkiller1289 and best of all, kirby cannot truly die.
The beings born from "the darkest of the matters" do not go to paradise/afterlife, they remain in the universe and travel as mere presences, regaining power and absorbing positive and negative energy.
Depending on how much of each energy they absorbed, they will be reborn either as a good or evil creature.
So even if kirby dies, he will still be there, waiting and regenerating to one day be reborn
Let's not forget.
He basically forced reincarnate the god of destruction in his world into something like him basically
@@drakobloodwing540Kirby and that god (void termina to be exact) actually are the same species/type of being. Kirby was able to change him by sharing his positive energy with it which influenced and broke down void termina since it’s a being born of negative energy. Thus ensuring that his next resurrection will be as something good like Kirby themselves.
Kirby didn’t just kill that god, kirby turned that god into another of himself
"Kirby can suck any being up and absorb its power, and he canonically does it since infanthood", enough said. The moment you remember his ability, and his experience in using it? No God can stop him
Bill: I’ll destroy him!
Majin Buu: please demon, just fly away as fast as you can.
Kirby has litterally beat the opposite of himself and won, Kirby beat people who wished to gods and have been granted with the power to beat him
And the embodiment of primordial chaos and destruction, which Kirby is HIGHLY implied to be a reincarnation of.
And even if Bill tried his best to *avoid* Kirby, the little guy just has a knack for getting right in the middle of whatever is trying to take over or destroy Pop Star that week. He’d find a way to him. XD
Uh oh, did somebody mention Knack?
Kirby always comes back...
THE PINK GUY FNAF???
Yeah but bill can also come back from nothing so they both just kinda lose cause neither can really die
@toxicshock4748 Kirby can copy bill, and the inside of Kirby is a black hole dimension.
@@ionixknight ok?
Another good point here is that Kirby is probably at his best when fighting people exactly like Bill, and sure, he'd get hurt, he'd have a rough time, but he's extremely experienced fighting demons and his main thing is adapting to his environment, no amount of chaos is gonna trip him up.
I mean, one-eyed demons are right up kirby’s alley.
@@Mikescool444 Kirby: Poyo? (another one? let's get this over with.)
Bill to Alastor: MAKE PEACE WITH WHATEVER GOD YOU WORSHIP CAUSE WE'RE DEAD!!!!!! rapidly approaching Kirby: poyo!
Kirby fights off eldritch reality-warping Gods of death almost every day. To him, Bill is the equivilent of a sunday stroll.
Sakurai:You know that pink ball thing we made?
Employee: yeah what about him?
Sakurai: let’s make him a literal god
not a god but a multiversal constant made into a living being
@@clood3713 basically Jesus when you think about it
@@RandomGuy-sg6jj
in a sense , i guess he do be some kind of adorable lovecraftian jesus
It wasn’t Sakurai who did that as much as it was Shinichi Shimomura and Shinya Kumazaki.
@@clood3713 Kirby will make the dark gods die for their sins.
... It's not quite the same as dying for our sins, but it gets the job done in the end.
Bill "I'll give you enough food to feed popstar and you say I win"
Kirby "Poyo!"
*kirby gets the food, then beats up bill*
Would work until Bill makes the mistake of not having enough food to feed 2 Popstars.
@@SmolPoior an infinite amount of pop stars.
Kirby cannot be bribed, for example when he went to fight dedede there was a pile of food but he went directly for dedede, ignoring the food
@@Nmoment-uv6jc the moment kirby realizes what Bill's done he's toast
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. Kirby trades blood for cake.
Shadow Kirby with 25% of normal Kirby’s power would be an absolute monster.
Poyo
@@TopTierGamerManSo that’s why Shadow Kirby is so pathetic in Amazing Mirror 🪞.
@@keypiece9764 only game he ISNT pathetic in is Kirby Fighters 2.
@@TopTierGamerManKirby Fighters in general
Original Sub-Game: Boss fight
The Deluxe rerelease: Playable color after meeting a specific requirement.
2: Boss Fight (WHY DID THEY REMOVE THE ADDITIONAL COLORS?)
Bill accidentally incinerated Kirby’s favorite cafe. Kirby will track him through time in space for all of eternity to kill Bill or make him build a new one
Kirby pretty much fights unstoppable eldritch gods in almost every single one of his games Bill is nothing new to Kirby
Still crazy how a Psychokinetic Jack Rabbit version of Sephiroth, opened a portal to Kirby’s home dimension to THROW HIS OWN PLANET AT HIM… and Kirby Ran him over with a Truck 😂😂
Hey now, that's not accurate at all.
Elfilis is a chinchilla.
@@bouncycomix Doesn’t change the fact that HE KILLED A GOD WITH AN 18-WHEELER.
Bill: "I'm going to erase you little pink puffball!!"
Kirby: "Poyo!"
Bill: "!nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni I !nrub ot emoc sah emit my , L T O L O X A"
Axolotl: “…picked on the wrong baby this time, huh?”
I'm too tired to decipher this right now
@@rebeccalotto8001 "Axolotl, my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!"
A creature of total chaos Vs a creature of utter destruction
That's a hell of match up.
No, it’s only lasting at most 2 minutes
@@RalseiWearingARagger It's still interesting tho. The ways it could go I mean. It's fun to think about.
To Bill fighting Kirby would be a grand display of power and dominance. A chance to make everyone cower in fear at his incredible abilities.
For Kirby it’s just another Tuesday
Not even, it was just lunch
“The embodiment of everything good” *casually kills another god for stealing his cake*
Bruh, some rats stole his cake, he thought dedede did it. Finds that the rats stole it, runs after the wrong box, accidentally summons the ruler of the underworld, kills him
To elaborate: The kills god over Cake wasn’t that cut and dry. The god was an accidental Casualty in a simple adventure of pursuing some thieves.
People keep forgetting that kirby is literally the emobiment of goodness and kind heartedness
Also has infinite power
@@RalseiWearingARagger comes with being a creation of pure joy I guess
Basically scp 999
@@andreacernoia9914 except Kirby can walk
@@joshua739 nah if Kirby didn’t use violence
Kirby just wins literally every powerscaling argument
Sonic:
@@KMAXfrSonic has died or been on the brink of death multiple times, there's definitely multiple scenarios where he could be defeated.
@@kidsto2612 I'm talking about archie sonic
@@kidsto2612 even then current game sonic post frontiers could beat Kirby, Kirby would NOT be able to beat the end
Maybe not every argument but definitely most of them
Not to mention that bill was defeated by two kids and two old guys
And a pig
You looks like von Kaiser from punch-out
well, i like to think of this not as "oh, bill sucks, he lost to 2 children and 2 old men" but as "oh, these 2 children and old men beat bill? such legends" you know?
In only one universe
And kirby almost lost a fight with the god of death... and then kirby came back and beat HIM up
"Deliver me from mine enemies, Oh my God. Defend me from them, that rise up against me. Deliver me from the workers of inequity and save me from bloody men. The mighty are gathered against me. Awake to help me and behold." -Christian Kirby
His name is kirbo
Poyo!
Bill was on a journey to become a god. Kirby was born one
Jesus, that cute little guy can do all that? Well, good thing Kirby's a good guy. Nice short.
Kirby is the best lad and we love him
Have you ever wached game theory
Oh dear
The only thing worse for bill is if it was Kirbo
Thank God in the lore Kirby was created from good vibes
Bill is essentially a Kirby villain anyways Kirby wins no diff
I'll give Bill the benefit if the doubt and say its between low and mid diff for kirby, Kirby still tears him appart, but id say he'd put up atleast a littke bit of a fight against Kirby.
@@falco05bill is more of world boss-end boss level strong but not enough to match the hard mode versions of bosses
Also, game Kirby isn't an infant and actually has spoken a number of times.
The actual refute for the deal is mental resistance and Kirby's nature as a good and honest person.
Kirby is a toddler then, They are babies that can talk
@@lastdaberandfriends2306
That kinda sounds like coping to be honest, which, I don't think him not being an infant is a big deal.
Kirby's still young, as Kirby has been referred as a youth in various languages. But he isn't a baby or infant. He's just a kid.
The only time he's described as an infant is the anime.
@@SuiteBid I'm just trying to make the best of both worlds, is that wrong?
Kirby is the embodiment of honest and good
Kirby is just dumb. Thats the only bad trait for him
I would tell Kirby that Bill is a Dorito chip and watch as he gets absolutely destroyed by a 3 inch pink blob
Kirby is 3ft tall
Kirby usually just goes for a walk , ends up trying to save someone, help a new friend or just kinda get dragged into a situation by a villain and ends up killing gods by pure coincidence.
All bill really needs to do is buy Kirby off with some cake or something
Probably the best option for Bill honestly
Yeah but as soon as he tries to attack Kirby will kill him. The only way Bill cipher could survive that is to try and befriend Kirby
@@jacknemeth9631 that's the point of the cake
Bill stands no chance
But Kirby would still throw hands with Bill the second Kirby notices him being bad, Kirb is like a small tier reality warping guard dog, even if you're his friend if he sees you being a bad he will slap you back to reality... With a hammer. Example dedede post kirby 64... He just can't stop getting possesed
@@supersayainasriel6745 I mean that's true kirby likely bitch slaps dedede on a daily basis
Kirby vs Sun Wukong
God matches are sick as hell
Kirby absorbs his abilities
Also gods are immortal and he’s killed them
Before or after Wukong reached Nirvana because if its before Kirby unironically stomps
@Nikthegod365 Kirby would not be able to swallow him, all Wukong needs to do is make himself heavier if he isn't already heavy enough.
@@47northmI'd argue that's a stretch since wukong is immortal several times over, bro's in creative mode by the time Mr protagonist roles around. I wouldn't argue that Kirby couldn't get through any of monkey man's immortality layers since he kills gods as a morning exercise, but I have a hard time seeing him getting through all of them since not even the Budda (guy literally one with the universe) had a way to kill him, only sealing him away.
Bill: What am i fighting against a pink ball lol
Kirby: imma end this guy's whole career
finally someone who understands this fight and isn't biased to bill, I hope this man doesn't get found by the gravity falls community
I think the comic that had Bill turn Kirby inside-out, therefore effectively trapping him in the dimension in Kirby’s stomach, was both the perfect outcome and hilarious
Wouldn't that bring the void to the outside world and make everything be eaten by it?
I think Bill would win under one condition. If Kirby isn’t in the mood to fight and Bill knows Kirby loves food. Just manifest an infinite supply of food or shove him in the perfect world bubble, and now Kirby is no longer a problem, at least for a while
Until his *STAR ALLIES* come to his rescue in his bubble/ he detects evil nearby and activates kratos mode, but he cannot truly defeat him.
Only when kirby realizes that his friends are in danger does the food plan no longer work. And then he immediately focuses on finishing off Bill as a result
King dedede has stolen all food in dreamland more than once (because he can) and kirby was never distracted by the food
@@diegoadrian1530 the only way to open one of those bubbles is with a key. Bill could just hide the key in such a secret location that they can’t find it ever.
This might be hax but since the Lor Starcutter can "travel to far off paradises with ease" according to the RtDLDX pause screen lore, technically it can find it's way into the bubble and get Kirby outta there with it's interdimentional warp powers. Sure, assisted wins aren't the most fair, but it's something to think about
Kirby killed, a fallen angel, Darkness god, THE God of destruction, the perfect life form, A MACHINE SIZED AS A PLANET, Demons AND MUCH MORE
bill chipher doesn’t stand a chance
Morpho knight wasnt a fallen angel, he still recived a paycheck from "paradise", he came down to the world to do his job
@@Nmoment-uv6jc bro im not talking about meta knight in that case, im talking about that Kirby game that you could fuse skills
@@ciclocreeper8261 oh, i wouldnt call zero 2 an angel.
I got confused because Morpho Knight IS an angel who comes from paradise to served judgement
@@Nmoment-uv6jc oh that makes sense but zero 2 have that circle thingy that reminds a lot an angel and his battle is not too holy so I call him a falled angel
So you are right
Kirby has the power of friendship, the various guns that they find along the way, and also eldrich abilities.
And a Semi Truck
And Jesus
This is why I love this pink, friend shaped sentient orb of happiness and goodness 😊
Mr Sakurai must be proud of his son.
Kirby's the one to not mess with when you're an Eldritch dimension bending demon
Kirby is like the kid friendly Kratos
But can kratos kill bill tho?🤔🤔
No, Kratos is rated m Kirby
A Kirby and a God of War crossover game would be cool ngl.
@@sketch-eee4165It’s like the Isabelle and Doomguy crossovers all over again
Kirby vs Bill is really just a hero vs the villain in their own story.
Bill: Your pointless
Kirby: 39 billion buried 0 found...
Bro if this fight actually happened Kirby would find this as a regular ass Tuesday afternoon
As versatile as Kirby is, it's far more likely for Bill Cipher to stop time at will than it is for Kirby to choose to use Time Crash out of all his countless other Copy Abilities. Bill Cipher can also view all futures and time travel with movement alone, so he would know exactly what technique Kirby would use and he would have the means to dodge. Bill Cipher has what it takes to be a worthy combatant in this match-up.
Kirby about to beat Bill with High Jump
If an old man and a memory erasure gun can beat bill, so can kirby
I feel like one thing people forget about Kirby vs anything other then that he would probably have to be scaled up is that HE CAN SURVIVE A BLACK WHOLE A MAXIMUM OF 3 TIMES
And when he ''dies'' it's just because he falls asleep, going right back where he was a minute later
The black holes in kirby are always seemingly weaker than what they're supposed to be irl. So that argument doesn't hold up pretty well since by that logic Bandana can also outrun a black hole.
@@brothdianno they are not, they are real black holes. Kirby is a gif according to the lore, and therefore can absolutely tank a blackhole
@@MysteriousmrR-mq9cs brother if they're genuinely a black hole. A black hole that size would've immediately sucked kirby in. Besides can you really tell me your source as to how they're an actual black hole aside from names?
They're not your real life black holes they're the special kind of black holes that can only be summored by marx, magolor, or other beings aswell. It's pull is weaker compared to the real deal, but it hurts when sucked in before being spewed out.
@@MysteriousmrR-mq9csNot all "gods" are created equal. Being a "god" doesnt make you invincible.
Kirby has already killed gods with equal and/or more strength than Bill has currently. However, the only reason the fight would engage is if Bill messed with one of two motivators for Kirby: his friends, or food. The moment Bill crosses that line, he's dead.
Bro literally any fight against Kirby is one sided and unfair.
Reminder that Bill Cipher can still be physically harmed, heck Ford almost killed him in the first Weirdmageddon, so what’s stopping Kirby from killing Bill, heck he didn’t hold back against Time Baby because he knew he would be an actual threat so what’s stopping Kirby from beating Bill that Kirby hasn’t already overcome?
Kirby will eat the beam
Remember kids, Kirby is the Avatar of ":3" energy.
Kirby: Inhales Bill Cipher
Come to think of it, Kirby is basically the avatar of all that is good within his own universe.
I legitimately don't think kirby can go insane he is literally made of positive energy.
I’ll just ignore Kirby’s existence as it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
Bill:time to die
Kirby:*gulp* tasty
the best part is, he's not even doing it for the meme, this is all canonically true
In the world of Gravity Falls, Bill is one of kind. There is nobody like or as powerful as him... But for Kirby, he fights someone like him like every Tuesday.
Bill Cipher is a cycloptic shape with eldritch powers, and Kirby is a being who's entire shtick is killing cycloptic shapes with eldritch powers. How the fuck do you think it will go?
TLDR Kirby is the powerful being in all of fiction.
And can solo all of them at the same time no problem whatsoever
I hate to have to say it but he isn’t even close to top 100
@@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverseNo. He may not be the strongest in fiction, but not many characters have fought their real-world creator and won. Kirby has fought Master Hand, who is canon in Kirby's lore and is literally the hand of someone from our world manifesting in the Nintendo universe. And while it isn't confirmed, it is speculated that Master Hand is the hand of Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of Smash Bros as well as Kirby.
Very minor nitpick, Kirby isn’t an infant, he is only an infant in the non-canon anime, in the games, Kirby is usually described as simply a “Young person”, so he’s a kid but not a baby.
Bill still couldn’t make a deal with Kirby, as he declares Soos “incorruptible”, which I’d say Kirby is at least the same level, or higher, of incorruptible-ness.
Never have I thought that pink puffball was that powerful, holy moly!
Bill: "Here, have a bubble that makes you insane!" _throws the bubble at Kirby_
Kirby: _eye twitch_ *_"POYOOOOOOOOOOOO-"_*
Bill: "Oh I've made a mistake."
It’s like when Dyjango hypnotizes Luffy
@@Foxking437 *_Precisely_*
To my understanding the entire plot of Kirby is that literal omnipresent gods of all creation try to get rid of Kirby and always fail .
Also bill is cooked when Kirby get that miracle fruit and be comes hypernova, Kirby is a literal blackhole we he gulps that thing down
Star allies sparkler or Ultra copy abilities are stronger
“HOW ABOUT THIS BOOOOOM” - bill cypher
Kirby:*survives*
Bill: 👁️
👄
Kirby Absorbs it and shoots it back, he can do that afterall
Who would win?
A god like triangle that started the apocalypse or pink ball that says poyo?
Kirby sitting in the corner with a butchers cleaver.
Ngl the only response needed for "Warp his body!" is just
"yes." and the show every single time Kirby has basically ever *existed*
Forgot to mention that kirby just straight up eats bill
Kirby then swallows bill cipher, then god help us all
Don’t worry, Kirby would never hurt an innocent person!
Unless he were hungry…
That's not how Kirby's copy abilities work. A lot of people seem to think Kirby is basically Ditto from Pokemon but that's not true.
Kirby doesn't mimick who he copies exactly but he pulls up a skill he's already learned or something related to what he inhaled.
His inhale is also limited by rather or not the enemy is too heavy or guarded by magic. They don't follow this in Smash because it'll make him a worse fighter also Smash isn't canon so they can get away with it.
Kirby is also immune to dark/evil powers because he has a pure heart (We learn this in Star Allies when he was the only one not impacted by the Jamba heart that turns people evil)
@@URFTBOUND4LIFEwhile you are right that Kirby's copy ability and inhale don't work how they do in Smash Bros, you are wrong about Smash Bros not being canon. Master Hand has appeared in multiple Kirby games, meaning that Smash Bros is canon to Kirby lore in some capacity. Also, I'm pretty sure it's canon that all Nintendo properties exist in the same universe, since a bunch of different items from other Nintendo properties are collectable items in Kirby Supersatr's Great Cave Offensive, which is canon to the game itself
If Kirby copies Bill's abilities, the universe will die
But Bill can copy Kirby’s abilities as well. He’s one of the most powerful reality. Warpers in fiction only outdone by people like Mr.Mxy
@@stargazer-eliteI’d say bill is pretty much the same as any of the other reality warpers in Kirby
CROWNED playing in the background got me thinking-
Bill: How about we make a deal?
Magolor: I feel as if what happened the last time I tried to harness otherworldly powers for evil would have taught me not to do something like this
Eh, whatever
I love how all videos about entities is not how they can win against kirby, but how could they survive
Bill Cipher is just Tuesday for Kirby.