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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2024

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  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 4 роки тому +535

    1:11 Cody missed a huge opportunity by not saying “Jamba Jizz” right there

    • @kbeit8272
      @kbeit8272 3 роки тому +22

      Sometimes I'll read comments before I watch the video. I am currently very concerned.

  • @ELITETST
    @ELITETST 7 років тому +871

    Cody is the fit Hung older gentleman

    • @alextaylor8821
      @alextaylor8821 7 років тому +67

      Alex Taylor Nice name

    • @dancorwin9232
      @dancorwin9232 7 років тому

      I really wanna believe you two are the same person

  • @EmpoweredADHD
    @EmpoweredADHD 6 років тому +2897

    "itchy shaft" is the best band name

  • @norkhalid8102
    @norkhalid8102 6 років тому +2329

    1:30 it's been six months and it's still not a thing, we're good here

  • @daliaarslan
    @daliaarslan 6 років тому +1736

    as a certified "greg" i dont aprove of *Craig*slist

  • @athebeast7416
    @athebeast7416 7 років тому +10150

    Don't lie, that fit older gentleman was your ad

    • @bzawk
      @bzawk 7 років тому +168

      Aayush Dhingra, the "fit" is a bit of a stretch, but who's always honest on the internet? Ya know?

    • @jddnnn
      @jddnnn 7 років тому +28

      Aayush Dhingra he's pretty fit tho

    • @Iiuoypline
      @Iiuoypline 7 років тому +376

      jay I think you spelled "fat" wrong

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 7 років тому +71

      I misread "ad" as "dad"

    • @drugsdoer
      @drugsdoer 7 років тому +3

      congrats on 3k likes

  • @rshnnn
    @rshnnn 7 років тому +367

    MODEL with tenacious buns

  • @emilyextraordinary4345
    @emilyextraordinary4345 7 років тому +3576

    that shirt cody is wearing looks like it would fit me like a dress and nothing else

  • @TechnicallyMac
    @TechnicallyMac 6 років тому +227

    how did you land on orange jizzius and not jamba jizz

  • @laurenmiller9517
    @laurenmiller9517 5 років тому +213

    Cody- "I wanna meet Craig one day"
    Me- hits like immediately

  • @lahgick4385
    @lahgick4385 7 років тому +1593

    bet you cody was that fit Hung older Gentleman looking for someone on craigslist, but put it in the video so no one would thin its him...

    • @Hi-vr3kd
      @Hi-vr3kd 6 років тому +6

      LAHGICK or so people would notice the ad and start calling

    • @catherine7837
      @catherine7837 6 років тому

      thin? maybe Think?

  • @chasezwartz8796
    @chasezwartz8796 7 років тому +2061

    n't MODEL

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 7 років тому +118

      in mexico

    • @twopoundfish
      @twopoundfish 7 років тому +85

      With splonch

    • @currentlykit110
      @currentlykit110 7 років тому +28

      Justsomedude with fulfilment

    • @tomerart9544
      @tomerart9544 7 років тому +10

      Justsomedude n't not

    • @cloudboy477
      @cloudboy477 7 років тому +6

      where is this inside joke coming from please im kind of new :3

  • @WaffleHouseHD
    @WaffleHouseHD 7 років тому +3509

    thanks for the vid grandpa, love you

    • @tempaux
      @tempaux 7 років тому +3

      Best old wise man i know

    • @jonathann2093
      @jonathann2093 7 років тому +19

      Dizz I don't fucking understand how he's 40, he looks 26-30

    • @nothingreal7137
      @nothingreal7137 7 років тому +69

      Koast Is Clear I bet you're no fun at parties.

    • @jonathann2093
      @jonathann2093 7 років тому +8

      yes its a joke

    • @aManWhoWantsEverything
      @aManWhoWantsEverything 7 років тому +22

      Dizz I don't think being 47 qualifies as grandpa
      maybe when he's 57 next year we'll call him grandpa

  • @isabella-fleur
    @isabella-fleur 4 роки тому +42

    Cody : I wanna meet Craig
    Greg: Am I a joke to you?

  • @jaydinkaawa35
    @jaydinkaawa35 5 років тому +251

    Craig is the enemy how dare you make a whole video about him

  • @jezzajake6621
    @jezzajake6621 7 років тому +1043

    Cody, it's your grandson. We're worried about you please come home.

  • @shorttorch
    @shorttorch 7 років тому +509

    "All it takes is Kylie Jenner to drink one skeet smoothie on her snapchat"

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 7 років тому +40

      #SkeetSmoothie might even start trending

    • @shorttorch
      @shorttorch 7 років тому +58

      n't #SkeetSmoothie

    • @anthonybruneau9762
      @anthonybruneau9762 7 років тому

      Goooodawgs561 the one video I found when clicking on your hashtag is weirdly related to the idea of an actual skeet smoothie.

  • @alecm122
    @alecm122 7 років тому +608

    this video drew me to fulfilment (MODEL)

    • @lentilneeds
      @lentilneeds 7 років тому

      Alec Martin lol that reference

  • @ItsIliana
    @ItsIliana 6 років тому +855

    MODEL
    Update: Semen smoothies are still not a thing in LA after 10 months.

    • @osgbmoney1677
      @osgbmoney1677 5 років тому +11

      Update* 16 months and still going should be alright

    • @mattshaws142
      @mattshaws142 5 років тому +6

      17 months we still doing fine

    • @user-so5xe3fv5n
      @user-so5xe3fv5n 5 років тому +8

      IlianaBlue two years, were good.

    • @tajjacobi203
      @tajjacobi203 4 роки тому +2

      2 years and 4 months. Still not a thing.

    • @DecoOnYT
      @DecoOnYT 4 роки тому +3

      @@tajjacobi203 7* months, think we're good

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 5 років тому +229

    Jamba Jizz?

  • @JacobWatsonVideos
    @JacobWatsonVideos 7 років тому +729

    model
    ME & YOU HAD THE EXACT SAME REACTION WHEN YOU READ "Wanna do it again?" LMAO

    • @chickenwing5720
      @chickenwing5720 7 років тому +11

      *M O D E L*

    • @user-yi1bs3oo4c
      @user-yi1bs3oo4c 6 років тому +3

      Jacob Watson he said put it in all caps what are you even doing with your life you ruined my system now I need to make a new folder for people who wrote model not in all caps thanks JACOB

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 7 років тому +1077

    Your editing has gotten mad good lately, that LaLa Land parody was gold.

  • @DamonAndJo
    @DamonAndJo 7 років тому +72

    LMAO! Your "LA Mom" accent is so on point.

  • @roccy5735
    @roccy5735 4 роки тому +12

    It’s thanksgiving and I’m alone with no friends, no family, no food, and I started to cry and get down on myself for being a loner but this video made me laugh and truly lifted my day. I hope you read this Cody cause you actually helped me. Thanks

  • @rebelflyz9656
    @rebelflyz9656 7 років тому +410

    I thought the wrinkle on his head in his thumbnail was a hair on my screen and kept trying to take it off

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 5 років тому +1

      Rebel V
      And I oop-

    • @mazuki7602
      @mazuki7602 5 років тому +6

      Liv Terra stfu

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 5 років тому

      enhancedignorance
      Aww thxs 😊🥰🤩🤗

    • @mazuki7602
      @mazuki7602 5 років тому +2

      Liv Terra no Problem

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 5 років тому

      enhancedignorance
      ♥️♥️♥️

  • @vs-kr5qr
    @vs-kr5qr 7 років тому +2710

    when I saw your notification I was drawn to fulfilment 💦😍

    • @jade839
      @jade839 7 років тому +2

      victoria dornan Stop! I thought of the same thing!😂😂

    • @vs-kr5qr
      @vs-kr5qr 7 років тому +1

      hahahahaha, that video is tops 😭

    • @Daniellabc
      @Daniellabc 7 років тому +1

      victoria dornan stop! i was gonna write the exact same thing😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dramuah4891
      @dramuah4891 7 років тому +39

      I was edging so hard 😩😩😩

    • @vs-kr5qr
      @vs-kr5qr 7 років тому +2

      2ne1 Legends 😭😭😭😭

  • @Aly-xu4lf
    @Aly-xu4lf 7 років тому +1012

    yaaaaas i'm living for these frequent uploads

    • @lameimpala8426
      @lameimpala8426 7 років тому +175

      I'm sure that's what keeps Cody living through his old age too.

    • @tomerart9544
      @tomerart9544 7 років тому +21

      Aly living it up in Mexico

  • @anjanadesai835
    @anjanadesai835 7 років тому +423

    i saw your Instagram story and I was drawn to fulfilment as I flipped my purple hair as I waited for your video saying "hey you, comon"

    • @harrietandryskova3118
      @harrietandryskova3118 7 років тому +51

      Anjana Desai I love reading the comments just as much as watching Cody's vids! 😂

  • @damianhowe9470
    @damianhowe9470 5 років тому +137

    I had an itch on my shaft
    - Cody Ko 2017

    • @DecoOnYT
      @DecoOnYT 4 роки тому

      *Masturbatory movements*

  • @derricklyons5231
    @derricklyons5231 4 роки тому +54

    3:49 "Any sort of human contact, I'm not picky" that's where we're at now, Cody Ko predicted 2020

  • @PukuTushke
    @PukuTushke 7 років тому +182

    "Fit older gentleman" describes Cody perfectly, i am not commenting about the hung part until i see it

  • @heyrandomshit
    @heyrandomshit 7 років тому +153

    The jokes about him being old have convinced me he's truly 43

  • @giiinnnyy
    @giiinnnyy 7 років тому +3969

    you have a great hairline for your age

  • @theblueumbrella3468
    @theblueumbrella3468 5 років тому +57

    "Baby gravy milkshake" - Cody Ko

  • @L4zyC4t
    @L4zyC4t 4 роки тому +78

    #MODEL
    Age: very young
    Height: very tall
    Looking for older *fat and short gentleman, who owns a smoothie business

  • @user-kh9ki3kq8m
    @user-kh9ki3kq8m 7 років тому +1281

    Only one older gentleman I got my eye on 👅👀

  • @532flair
    @532flair 7 років тому +543

    your hair looks great in this video just sayin

    • @misskiesha7776
      @misskiesha7776 7 років тому +62

      532flair for an old man

    • @jonathann2093
      @jonathann2093 7 років тому +17

      532flair his hair looks good in every video

    • @tomerart9544
      @tomerart9544 7 років тому +14

      532flair looks good for his age

    • @haileygallinari3264
      @haileygallinari3264 7 років тому +4

      this is probably the nicest comment in the comment section

  • @rickygore1393
    @rickygore1393 7 років тому +304

    please make another "fuck this guy" with Noel

  • @shannons3419
    @shannons3419 4 роки тому +46

    danny gonzales fans watching this: 👁️👄👁️

  • @johnzeise2744
    @johnzeise2744 3 роки тому +1

    The only thing more romantic than talking about coffee at the dollar store is buying celery and rose at whole foods

  • @MiaBakes
    @MiaBakes 7 років тому +38

    i'm offended you said orange jizzius but didn't come up with jamba jizz

  • @GNXgames
    @GNXgames 7 років тому +275

    *MODEL* sick video dad

  • @leilaniroelofs
    @leilaniroelofs 7 років тому +60

    Cody I love that you're embracing your age by wearing it proudly on your shirt
    Luv ya paps 💕

  • @anthonylatorre6592
    @anthonylatorre6592 5 років тому +7

    5:30 Just learned what fodder means. Thanks, Cody Ko. Great vocab

  • @meeowvi
    @meeowvi 6 років тому +39

    MODEL
    Honestly this is great

  • @qualitycontent933
    @qualitycontent933 7 років тому +181

    codys vids are the only vids where the comment section is actually about the vid

  • @goIdy
    @goIdy 7 років тому +89

    I think you dropped something, your standards hi I'm David

  • @abcdecity
    @abcdecity 7 років тому +105

    I know everyone likes to shit all over Cody but his hair is so nice tbh.

  • @marcofieromonte9192
    @marcofieromonte9192 5 років тому +18

    2 years and 3 months later were safe on the skeet smoothies

  • @dasheenalynn2615
    @dasheenalynn2615 3 роки тому +4

    “Baby gravy milkshake” OMG 😂😂😂

  • @rissian2380
    @rissian2380 7 років тому +98

    MODEL
    Hi Cody, I'm responding to your "Super Model ?" ad

  • @sweetyouths6916
    @sweetyouths6916 7 років тому +146

    *MODEL*
    _lookin for de secx codi koi?_

  • @Megan-wf2yv
    @Megan-wf2yv 7 років тому +678

    Ur haircut ... I approve

    • @Megan-wf2yv
      @Megan-wf2yv 7 років тому +7

      Forgot to let u know on the past few but I dig

    • @tyducharme8761
      @tyducharme8761 7 років тому +4

      Same

    • @Megan-wf2yv
      @Megan-wf2yv 7 років тому +33

      BOT Shark damn bot shark u just destroyed my confidence I will never leave my house ever again

    • @darikozz
      @darikozz 7 років тому +15

      Megan Looks like some fucking chocolate mousse.

    • @darikozz
      @darikozz 7 років тому +20

      thats not a bad thing

  • @Kick0a0cat
    @Kick0a0cat 6 років тому +1

    Please do more of this! I laughed throughout the complete video, not lying 😂

  • @AnotherHarley
    @AnotherHarley 6 років тому +1

    My FAVOURITE part of craigslist is Missed Connections, and because I live in a smaller city, I’ve seen some about my friends, my boyfriend, me...I saw one about my Mom once and that was wild...it’s really crazy what some people think means there’s a “connection” between them and someone else who they walk past on the street.

  • @Joyousstormlove
    @Joyousstormlove 7 років тому +1966

    n't

  • @Maddie-sw2ed
    @Maddie-sw2ed 7 років тому +71

    Pause at 5:36 you're welcome

    • @joejunkmail975
      @joejunkmail975 7 років тому +10

      How cody looks at the Hung Older Gentleman

    • @jalishiaellis
      @jalishiaellis 7 років тому +1

      Joe Friedman you mean himself in the mirror every morning

    • @Kookoominecraft
      @Kookoominecraft 7 років тому

      I hate snaku I

  • @StellaRae
    @StellaRae 7 років тому +555

    hahahahaha

  • @idkman4860
    @idkman4860 6 років тому +81

    Seeking
    Grandma
    SLAVE
    😫

    • @mori5271
      @mori5271 4 роки тому +7

      That shit caught me off guard people really out here wildin😥

    • @pizzadohpaz
      @pizzadohpaz 3 роки тому

      DUDE you're at 69 likes I hope no one ever likes this comment again

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +1

      @@pizzadohpaz no one has liked the comment yet 😭 I *ALMOST* did but I caught myself lmfao

  • @bradleycollins8565
    @bradleycollins8565 5 років тому +22

    How is this still monetized 😂😂

  • @marcusrizko1168
    @marcusrizko1168 7 років тому +142

    MODEL n't

  • @keithsk8s
    @keithsk8s 7 років тому +61

    Cody is the Grandpa I always wanted.

    • @nadia1994ization
      @nadia1994ization 6 років тому +1

      Keith K. This joke is sooooo over used just stop if you have nothing good to say ffs

  • @Jawellnofine4D4M
    @Jawellnofine4D4M 7 років тому +16

    3:26
    He knows.

  • @victoriamaryann3254
    @victoriamaryann3254 6 років тому +7

    This started off so amazing. "I want to meet Craig one day."

  • @Louale22
    @Louale22 6 років тому +77

    MODEL
    fit Hung older gentleman

  • @KatyaHrytsyuk
    @KatyaHrytsyuk 7 років тому +128

    honestly one of the only not shitty UA-camrs out there. too bad you'll have to retire so soon

  • @Perryington
    @Perryington 7 років тому +401

    comon

  • @Moon-ls9ic
    @Moon-ls9ic 7 років тому +111

    you're such a fit Hung older gentleman

  • @dxhyunjin
    @dxhyunjin 5 років тому +15

    I met you at the dollar store, i was getting cheetos, you had coffee

  • @FlaCKoElRey
    @FlaCKoElRey 4 роки тому +1

    FUNNIEST FUCKN VIDEO EVER !! Keep up the awesome work bro, so glad l found you through someone else and it was your video on the “prank” (not prank) dobre broski’s... Been a fan ever since ! Lmfao !! 😂😂

  • @oskarneij6760
    @oskarneij6760 7 років тому +216

    An old man talks about semen
    I FEEL DISGUSTED

  • @syasyhra
    @syasyhra 7 років тому +68

    ok joe santagato

    • @doramos88
      @doramos88 7 років тому +3

      Syahira Said I died 😂

    • @mrsawstenknight69420
      @mrsawstenknight69420 7 років тому +5

      Syahira Said OMG HAHAHA I LOVE BOTH CODY AND JOE AND I WAS JUST THINKING THAT WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO SINCE JOE POSTED A VIDEO ABOUT CRAIGSLIST YESTERDAY

    • @tomerart9544
      @tomerart9544 7 років тому +4

      Syahira Said actually Cody looks more like Mark Wahlberg

    • @jalishiaellis
      @jalishiaellis 7 років тому +1

      JOHN.T they weren't saying they looked alike though lmao

  • @DancingAlexis19
    @DancingAlexis19 7 років тому +32

    CODY your hair looks GOOD

  • @kellycaaws
    @kellycaaws 5 років тому +3

    I laughed so hard after “screaming obscenities into my asshole” I missed two minutes and had to rewind.

  • @thebatpig8424
    @thebatpig8424 3 роки тому +1

    Craigslist? I only use Gregslist. Craig is the enemy of Greg.

  • @monticue21
    @monticue21 7 років тому +38

    baby gravy milkshake............... that is all

  • @anirose6807
    @anirose6807 7 років тому +11

    I wish he said "member" more in this video

  • @mahediali12
    @mahediali12 7 років тому +16

    I think Cody is becoming the new UA-cam meta

    • @CodyKo
      @CodyKo  7 років тому +10

      what does this mean

    • @mahediali12
      @mahediali12 7 років тому +1

      The channel I would recommend when someone asks me what to watch on UA-cam :D

    • @user-wn8tp3tv8t
      @user-wn8tp3tv8t 6 років тому

      Cody Ko idek man

  • @nalazala7387
    @nalazala7387 6 років тому

    that blanket you got hanging up int he back is dope, i need one of those

  • @jackstickfort
    @jackstickfort 6 років тому

    DUDE, IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER

  • @OneRandomBritishGirl
    @OneRandomBritishGirl 7 років тому +11

    Skeet Smoothie, imma trademark that shit

    • @OneRandomBritishGirl
      @OneRandomBritishGirl 7 років тому

      Mark Cuban well I'm a 19 year old childless lesbian so I think you might have the wrong girl, nice try tho 👍🏼

    • @trav-c137
      @trav-c137 7 років тому +1

      ***** Well thank you for your service to mankind by not reproducing.

  • @bananaboomer6243
    @bananaboomer6243 7 років тому +25

    I actually love jizzing in blenders

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 7 років тому +6

      I was doing that once and an unfortunate thing happened. #GristleDick

  • @secretlybatman4675
    @secretlybatman4675 6 років тому +9

    When that Kylie Jenner thing happens, I’ll say, “Cody Ko Called it!”😂

  • @beafraid2951
    @beafraid2951 5 років тому +2

    Im dying
    Jesus Cody youre funny lmfao
    Keep doing this man, youre going places

  • @jaydeochinero3820
    @jaydeochinero3820 5 років тому +2

    Omh this is hilarious I'm glad you find this so we can laugh at it

  • @TaylinJaye
    @TaylinJaye 7 років тому +6

    Cody Ko and Joe Santagato have officially become one.

  • @hardmanemay861
    @hardmanemay861 7 років тому +17

    Pretty sure that the website the guy saw the woman who makes semen smoothies on was just...*youtube*. This is a weird ass place.

  • @zmilks3685
    @zmilks3685 7 років тому +8

    Wade doesn't burn...

  • @katiecheng6551
    @katiecheng6551 6 років тому +1

    cody laughing at his own jokes gives me life

  • @ry51317an
    @ry51317an 7 років тому

    Still one of my fav videos you've made

  • @dawsac2335
    @dawsac2335 7 років тому +23

    *MODEL*

  • @parishilton1376
    @parishilton1376 7 років тому +30

    My Craigslist Ad:
    Looking M4M bb fun preferably with late 20's white former viner turned UA-cam personality with buck teeth
    xoxo

    • @parphael6435
      @parphael6435 7 років тому +20

      late 20's? You're on the wrong channel

    • @parishilton1376
      @parishilton1376 7 років тому +15

      you gotta flatter them if you wanna get fucked in the ass

  • @tempaux
    @tempaux 7 років тому +68

    Are you dying your hair? I'm surprised I don't see any grey hairs....

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 7 років тому +4

      No but he is dyeing* it.

  • @rachelbass55
    @rachelbass55 4 роки тому +1

    can we please do another one of these with you and noel?! it would be so funny!

  • @albinocadillac
    @albinocadillac 5 років тому

    The edits in these videos are great

  • @robbybigmilky1978
    @robbybigmilky1978 6 років тому +38

    I love how he gives a tiny laugh every time he makes a joke to convince everyone and himself he’s funny

  • @lila151
    @lila151 7 років тому +80

    New to this channel. I know Cody is only 26 but as I look through these comments I can't help but notice all these "grandpa" , "40 year old" jokes. What's the deal with that? And why? somebody enlighten me.

    • @hind__
      @hind__ 6 років тому +55

      Lila He always jokes about being old compared to other youtubers

    • @kaitlynnp.6752
      @kaitlynnp.6752 6 років тому +59

      he also freaks out whenever someone calls him old or middle aged so people just have regurgitated it for about a year

    • @thomme8539
      @thomme8539 6 років тому +20

      Also he looks like my dad, everyone agrees

    • @kaitlynnp.6752
      @kaitlynnp.6752 6 років тому +41

      Thomme you’re dad must be a dilf then

    • @DarkPlayerRE
      @DarkPlayerRE 6 років тому +9

      Lila cause he old af

  • @r5number1fan59
    @r5number1fan59 3 роки тому

    found my way back to this OG LEGEND of a video

  • @audreymaire1082
    @audreymaire1082 4 роки тому

    nah you gotta do more of these

  • @margieohara
    @margieohara 7 років тому +10

    cody I love you and I don't care that you are 50 years older than me