I do think Man City will beat Chelsea but friendly games mean nothing, so u can't say Man City will destroy Chelsea coz of what happened in the friendly
@@RetroFootballFC They have been doing that in every game I’ve watched them play under Maresca. Chelsea do have amazing quality but these silly little mistakes may cost u guys with the season starting in more than a week
Be proud to be a Manchester united fan, Manchester will always be Red you guys have way more history, UCL'S, and trophies than them they're just an oil money club your club is class I'm a Bayern fan btw
Cucurella has been drunk lately.😂
He became CooCoo rella
He became trashy rella
@ADudeNamedCaleb lol
@@Letsgooooo-fw8kp he didnt even play but he's prob still drunk ngl
Cucurella is basically the Spanish Maguire.
Horrible in club football, but strong in the national team
The EPL about to become a proper farmer's league 💀🙏
Already is
Fr@@yoyo-jj6bc
Facts
@@yoyo-jj6bc noppers, it's as close as it always was even with Pep
You mean EFL (cause man city relegation ong)
What makes it funnier is that Chelsea play city the first match in the prem. I just wana see cucurella shiver HIS timbers 💀
What is the record for most goals in the history of First division/Premier League match
Haaland my go Super Saiyan on his ass.
I do think Man City will beat Chelsea but friendly games mean nothing, so u can't say Man City will destroy Chelsea coz of what happened in the friendly
@@johnalbertwrestling fr
@@Joszinholovesfootballthat friendly game was just full of mistakes too lol, chelsea gifted the goals easily
@@RetroFootballFC They have been doing that in every game I’ve watched them play under Maresca. Chelsea do have amazing quality but these silly little mistakes may cost u guys with the season starting in more than a week
"Cucucurella zesty like a paella"🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Real
Bro I’m not even from Spain and that’s cringe af for me 💀😭🙏
Cucurella became zesty after the euros 😭
He showed us his true colours 💀
Wym after the Euros? He was already Spanish.
@@StrayGod10go watch UA-cam kids
Haaland will tremble when he sees Cucurella.
He will tremble with laughter.
😂😂
haaland prob realized that chelsea were playing half there main squad and wanted to cook them one more time
So where city so it's gonna be interesting
Haaland when the ballon dor was close 😂
He gained so much aura in the euros and lost it all in the celebrations
Brooooo😂
My guy's raw dogging flights now. Man's fr the biggest NPC in the prem.
We got walmart Ronaldo before grimaldo starting for spain
barella nutella skibidi cucurella
@@PatrickShelton-fv4vn griddy grimaldo skibbidi ronaldo
@@JEEKASHIKAAR griddy pepsi skibidi messi
@@JEEKASHIKAARgrimace shake Ronaldo grimaldo
If de bruyne gets injured then we are safe
De bruyne didn’t even play in this match unfortunately we aren’t safe😭
Didn't he spend half a season without kdb and still was top goal scorer
Most of those goals are against Luton and Sheffield United where he got 20 chances at goal@@speedtonydbsm
And rodri
He scored 20+ goals for half the season without kdb
Premier league clubs gotta deal with this robot again 😭
Wild guess
56 goals
i mean thats very realistic tbh
Cucrella is the most zesty player ever 😹😹
I was at this game bro it was so good
I have pictures on ig of it btw
Cucurella is drinking that beer too much 😂😂
Never missing a schein video until he mentions me in a video day 76
Come on schtein
NOOO WHERE IS THE SHUFFLIN 😭😭😭
And the i swear bro
ok bro never gets old😭
Tbh cucurella is kind of like a major reason for Spain winnin the euros so i dont wanna make fun of him for being confident yk
that horrendous horrendous horror dive he did in the final was worth making fun of though.
@@reyizx that assist tho and he single handedly won the game vs Germany too yk😭
@@hisokamorrow3106 that one was actually funny lol
@@reyizxi knew people were gonna put that carvajal cry thing as their pfp when i saw him doing it
Me and my friend laughed when that happened ngl💀🗣️
I swear man never gets old😅
Already know this gonna be a banger havent even watched it
Five. Hundred. Goals.
Cucu-cucurella is crying in the corner
I swear man. My barcelona is cooking somehow lol
They better not fuck me up in the actual season 🙏🙏
I set Cucurella song as my wake-up alarm. Never snooze since then.
Cucurella’s song aged well 😭🙏🏻
That’s slide tackle was very personal💀
Cucurella is basically the Spanish equivalent of Maguire.
$hit in club football, but somehow a beast with the national team
Rare footage of Schtein Not saying, "I swear man"
bring back the "every day i'm shufflin"
Blonde bulldozer that's good
No, ‘I swear man’ today?
Bro me as a United fan is straight terrifying😢 easy 27 for him
Be proud to be a Manchester united fan, Manchester will always be Red you guys have way more history, UCL'S, and trophies than them they're just an oil money club your club is class I'm a Bayern fan btw
@@KingAdjustonly English club to win a treble
@@KingAdjust I am proud but he is scary
@@JordanSimons-mt4iz United won the treble in 1999, oil City in 2023
@@KingAdjustAnd yet one of our greatest players is now your manager
Also bald salah has been killing it
we’re getting 60+ goals with this one
Haaland is going to score:
29 in the prem
12 in the ucl
Haaland be like:and I took that personally 😂
He is back!!!!!!!!!!! New full form of EFL English Farmer's League
He wouldn‘t end the season if Liverpool or Arsenal had Ramos or Pepe 💀
“cucucurella” haaland will tremble💀💀
Only Rodri getting Injured can save us
German football fans enjoyed this than man city fans
I was at the game up close and it was crazy to see him score 2 so fast. The playing level is insane.
Me too
We know he will disappear when he is front a team that isn't in the middle/relegation table
cucurella>>>>>>>>>taylor swift
I don’t know what cucurella is smoking now
Bro took have fun to seriously
Who’s trembling now cucurella? 😂
that song is sumn else 😂
The fact that he didn't say "I swear man"
As an arsenal fan, I’m cooked.
Love your vids
30 goals
Bro this guy is like qaundale dingle but soccer version
He IS trembling because cucurella is coming
Haaland is not trembling to his zesty ahh 😆
The fact he did it with his teammate Rodri around is crazy 😭😭
Dude will score 25 this season trust me
watched that games irl 🔥
Around 20 goals
everyday
...
im shuffling...😢
Just wait until he plays man u 😭😭😭
Definitely him in big games💀
Even my haaland in fc mobile becoming prime somting scoring 9 goals the same time he scored irl
Golden boot halland😮
30-40 goals in the prem but then usual ghosting in big matches. Haaland gonna play peak farmer mode.
Bro is not shuffling anymore...
Cucurella got scared and didn’t play
Haaland Knew what to do 💀😊
44 goals, 12 assists
I wonder how will haaland do without de bruyne
Cucurella is the reason i don't drink and eat Estrella or Paella 💀
He'll probably score somewhere in the ball park of 30 goals
Honestly as a chelsea fan watching that game i was so disgusted with it i vomited our defending and passing was ass
WE AREN'T A MID MIDTABLE CLUB YOU BELLEND
Haha
Dw. If cucurella was playing haaland would’ve been trembling
I was there and got Edersons signature
Lucky you, I live all the way in Pakistan.
31 goals
Mr clash of clans
Hot take: cucurella to Wrexham here we go!
Only to be exposed in 3 matches
69 goals
bro didnt fall off
As a city fan
Farmers league:
EPL
Ligue 1 Mcdonalds
La liga
Haaland will end the season with 47 goals
Don't worry they will be shit in the 25/26 season because pep is leaving.
Sterling's goal tho...finally he didn't miss
i was happy england lost the euros until cucurella opened his mouth
Imagine if Haaland went on without scoring in the 1st gameweek against Chelsea. Cucurella would nominate himself for Ballon Dor🤣💀
the fact even if haaland will be in his worst form he will still end up being top scorer by 10 goals lead
Haaland and Bobb single-handedly dismantled Chelsea’s defense
Haaland getting 67 goals in 65 matches
The English fans still angry at cucurella 😂
Haaland:
50 tap ins goals
50 penaltys goals
1 assist
And messi wins ballon d'Or of course
I can't believe you didn't say "i swear man" even once in this video
"Blonde Bulldozer"😂😂😂😂😂
Chat Are We Cooked 😭
Haaland playing against Cuckston United County:💪🥶
Haaland playing against any compentent club:💀
Haaland when he realizes that he won’t be playing against Halifax Town and 3rd division sides his whole career
Why u ignoring his hattrick against Chelsea
Haaland bouta come back and bag another 30+ prem season 😭