Erling Haaland is Genius Personified
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His parents : What do you want for lunch ?
Haaland : Food
LoL😂😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
Every african
😂🤣
Very underrated comment mate🤣🤣
Reporter : What's your birthday ?
Haaland : 21st July
Reporter : what year ?
Haaland : every year
😂😂
Omg that's so slapped 😭🤣
Underrated comment
well , he's not wrong u know
If he wanted date it would be birth date and not birth day
Haaland during a year ; 80 goals, 79 words
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Underrated comment
*Speak less , work more*
why many word when 80 goal good
eh, why not?
why not? work hard
Every word coming out of this man's mouth is a life lesson
😂
"Work hard"
-Haaland
"Hard work"
-Haaland
Yeah you can say so
😂😂
Girlfriend: my parents aren't home
Haaland: where are they?
Underrated
Stollen comment from other popular haaland video's
Ye Why Not?
@@roshan69420 yess
What a chad response. Chad wants the girl to run to their house instead.
Haaland's script for interview:
-Work hard
-Hard work
-Why not?
Not why?
-Yeah
Yeah
I feel very good
"And yeah that how it is"
Girlfriend : My parents aren't home
Haaland : Mine are.
Girlfriend: My parents aren't home
Haaland: Why not?
Haaland: *marries a woman*
*married 40 years later*
Woman: “i love you”
Haaland: “woah close now”
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
@@hemanthsai4584
Girl: (leans in to kiss)
Haaland: "woah close now"
Underated 😂😂 soo hilarious
I read this right when he said it
GF: Do you love me?
Haaland: Yeah why not?
Virgin Interviewer vs AlphaChad Haaland
😳😳😎😎
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂
😂
Reporter: is there a message you would like to send out to the fans?
Haaland: yes
Reporter: what is that message
Haaland: to the fans
Meanwhile in england:
Kevin: LET ME TALK LET ME TALK
Refree: ok talk
Kevin: *Kevin*
Binod 😂
@@justinseagul2756 😂
I thought this comment was a joke and then he actually said that, LMAO! Love this guy :D
@@Huz7Edits The Champions' reference, aye?
Reporter: What did the manager say at halftime?
Haaland: Words
Sigma Male Rule No. 9
It’s truly genius, he not only avoids questions but makes reporters question their own sanity. If he wants to make a career whereby he never actually answers a reporters questions that would be goat level IMO
Yeah, it's like two bird with one stone, avoiding unwanted question and raising his likeability without being hated by the media.
Too be fair terrible questions by the reporters
😐
He just respond the questions
The reporters just ask questions they already know the answer to. ‘How do you feel?’
Sports journalists are paid a shiton just for talking nonsense and asking about blatantly obvious facts.
@@dhylek8860 É “answer”, não “answear”, burro
Reporter - Erling, how do you sleep alone?
Haaland - HaRd WoRk
Why not?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Asdfg
Someone just liked the 200th in front of me
😂😂
Imagine having dinner with haaland and his family and they all speak one word of sentence...
Mom: School?
Haaland: Workhard
Dad : Girlfriend?
Haaland: Why not?!
Lol 🤣
💀
😅👍
😂😂😂👌🏻
Hotel?
Tri va go!
He doesn't fake his interviews, he's being himself. I love this man
The words hard and work, *exists*
Haaland: I'll take your entire stock
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
This is underrated😂
Chelsea sucks
Lol
I like him. Seems like he just wants to play football and not answer stupid questions.
The reporters are really asking such stupid questions also
True !!!
Ya
His brain is a pancake. Dude's brain dead
@@mhm6309 yes and a bit too much
"Why not" is literally the perfect answer to every question!!!
How tall are you?
"It depends" is up there too lol
@@melvinjansen2338 why not ?
3rd Person :- Why did you Bang my head on the wall ??
You :- Why not ??
why are u a loser?
Math teacher: how did you solve this problem ?
Haaland: hard work
"Work hard"
"Hard work"
"Smile"
"Why not"
"I don't know what it means I said what he said"
-Erling Haaland
I dont know what it means but isaid what he said***
@@afifhasan3484 thanks
*whoah we're close now*
smoozie i didnt say that u said that but ok
Pure genius
This guy is the human form of the phrase "I'm a simple man..."
Norwegians are pretty simple people
I go to norway
Why not!?
@@iverkristoffersen934 Fuck it. I'm off to norway!!!
All is ok )Not everybody likes to chat
interviewer: what's your secret?
Haaland: it's a secret..
Lol
The guy has more goals than the words he has said in his entire life
Interviewer: How are you today Haaland?
Haaland: Ahemmmmm.....Yup....hmmm.... Thank you
Ok
why not?
Reporter: Halland how many goals you will score in your next game?
Halland: Yes
*Haaland: Why not?
Why not ?
@TheMaltodexter ein Deutscher?
@@markuszwerger3821 😂
@TheMaltodexter Why not speak in grammatically correct English? Is that too much hard work? 😉
I legit want to see him winning the ballon d' or just to see what he'll say when he receives the award on the stage
Hard work
Hard work
Smile
-Yes
This is a man who is clear of his mind and speaks whatever he thinks, does not filter anything.
He is the future.
how is haaland lonely? where is that lady trainer
ehhhhhh...hard work!!!!
The reporter is referring to when Haaland said he sleeps with his hattrick balls and calls them his "girlfriends". Its just badly formulated, the reporter probably isnt too steady in english.
@@theeyebro lol out of context it sounds like the dumpest question on earth
It's funny how nobody understand that he is trolling😂
Her name is Pamela Reif
Interviewers: Why can't you stop scoring?
Haaland: Eh why not?
🔥😂
Because I get paid to
Haaland's son : Dad how was I born
Haaland : "Hard Work"
Bro lives in his own world and is just straight vibing through life. Legend
2:16 the way he gets off 😭😂😂
He stole something
no time to waste, must work hard
@@Midasekai 😎🤝🏽
He was desperate to walk off ...🤣
Lmfaaao he’s already gone
This video is just epic.... Every sound change and color changing to black n white is on point😂
cringe
@@ramsy4205 tf🙄
@@ramsy4205 tf😪
It’s so repetitive
@@191iwiiai5 You are probably one of the tiktok users, who has the habit of watching new things every 15 seconds😏
If you're homeless, just by a home
-haaland
"Work simpler,and harder,and work hard,and hard work."
-Erling Haaland
"Ye Why Not"- Halaand.
Haaland*
Way better than when people force their "feelings" into interviews
They tend to do that in the Premier League, I don't know about Serie A and La Liga, but definitely not in the Bundesliga. At least not the german players. They always seem to be pissed of to go to these post-match interviews, even after a victory. In England the players seem to take it as a part of the game..
@@yannick245 Hummels:
Reporter: How to hard work?
Haaland: Work hard
Lmao
Dude, this guy is so smart, no empty bull$hit talk and worthless words. Dude just says it how it is.
He's like most footballers they're airheads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nothing going on upstairs
He’s like most footballers, no brains, only brawl. That’s what happens when you stop socializing and only play football every day since you were 9.
Interviewer: so why is the sky blue?
Erling haaland: *HARD WORK*
??
WHY NOT?
Bruno's expression fits the comment😂😂
Aged well 🤝✅
Now is a sky blue 💙🤍
So Haaland will you stay in Dortmund next season?
Haaland: Work hard and smile.
Why not?
why not?
We’ll see
his personality is a thing to appreciate 😭😭
I swear most footballers are like this airheads nothing going on upstairs
@@Model_Roe 😭😭😭
Mother: What do you wantto have for dinner?
Haland: Food
The first question was legit one of the most terrible questions ive heard an interviewer ask
It was one of the best actually if you understood it cuz haaland once said he sleeps with the matchballs as if they are his gfs and that night he scored another hattrick
it's a decent question but executed horribly
Bruh thought it was edited lol
@@mathiesklerck46 nope
@@yossef1885 actually he didn't score a hattrick. He scored a brace that's why the interviewer is asking if he's going to sleep alone tonight 😂
2:07
Reporter : would you tell us the massage ?
Halaand : to my fans
💀💀💀
Ah yes massage
I forgor ☠️
💆♀️
1:20 I cracked so hard.
Reporter: How could you score a hatrick under such a pressure?
Haaland: With my foot
"are you gonna sleep alone "
haaland :(
Why not?
What sorta question is that💀
Hard work
The secret is work hard and hard work, and don't forget to smile
😂😂
Don't forget to enjoy your life as well
For real I just read your comment when that part of work hard and smiling came
I read it and heard it at the same time I'm dyiiiiing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he eventually retires, this guy should either have a speech that goes on for an hour, or 30 seconds. No in between.
That "why not" is just savage 😂
Haaland:Woah we are close now
Câmera Man: Why not?
"Why not" is the best dialogue
The way he smiles after is even better 🤣🤣
"Why not?" - Erling Haaland
Damn that's profound!
1:35 „I didn‘t say that“ 😂
Interviewer: are u going to sleep lonely tonight?
Halland: why not?!?
"Words are the strongest weapon"
Haaland : I don't use them
Reporter : Say Anything.
Haaland : Hard work.
he's just defining the phrase action speaks louder than words
I just realised haaland has no eyebrows..
yoooo ur right. Or maybe he’s blonde so his eyebrows blend in with his skin (kinda but probs not)
He looks like SSJ3 Goku 😂😂😂
Why not?
@@Abdirahman_Mohamed If he had pink skin he would look like Super Buu
Abdirahman Mohamed
Haha he actaully does look super saiyan 3 (1:18)
Famous Quotes By Haaland
1- Work Hard
2- Hard Work
Haaland win the ballon'dor
reporter: How do you win this award?
Haaland: HARD WORK
0:30 the pause in the music is gold
Linguistic legend
Seriously one of a kind, doesn’t say much but says what’s needed. But has no problem standing up for himself
Most motivational quote in history:
"Hardwork"
-Erling Haaland.
In my criteria that's the best way a person could be, is being straight, why make something long when you could just say yes or no.
yeah WHY NOT?
haaland is a chad the way he answer his interview
2:29 that question is about when Yassin Bono said a phrase when Haaland missed and then the second try He scored and go Near BONO and shouted the Phrase the GK has said... He took it personally when it was just a luck phrase...
1:27 the face of the reporter asking the question hahaha😂😂
Reporter:- how do you score a hattrick ?
HAland:- Hard work
Reporter:- umm... anything else?
HAland:- WoRk HaRd
🤣🤣🤣
"I feel very good...sniffs". I just burst out laughing every time I see this clip🤣🤣.
🤣🤣
Haaland is full of talent✅
Haaland is full of meme✅
He's like most footballers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's an airhead I'm sure he's smart just a man of few words most footballers are like typical dumb jocks nothing going on upstairs
: what do you want to wear?
Haaland: clothes.
2:15 you can tell from the way he walked away that he hates interviews lmao
"Work hard"
-Erlang haaland
*e r l a n g*
Maybe its Karma in this world
eRlAnG hAaLaNd
Erlang?
1:44 LMAOOOOO
Reporter: what's y...
Haaland: hard work
Haaland keep joining slogan contest that 2 words below
His Girlfriend: Hey baby, my parents are not at home, I'm all alone😉
Haaland: Where are they?
Haaland: eh, why not
His loading face was already hilarious 😂
Haha, absolutely no wasted words.... brilliant footballer and I reckon he has a wicked sense of humour too.
0:02 he should have answered: "no, I'm gonna call your mom"
girlfriend: my parents arent home
Haaland: then wait till they come home
He’s what I’d picture myself doing interviews if I was famous.
That godamn piano everytime!!
THE GOAT 1:53
Did you saw lingardinho scoring goals?
Halaand:- Yes it gave me free motivation
Reporter: Why did u choose football?
Haaland: Why not?
You have a message? You want to say something?
Halland Yes
Reporter-Whats the message?
Halland - To my fans
"I do my job on the pitch. I don't want to answer superficial questions that the journalists already know the answers to." - Young Haaland. Explains it
"Work hard, smile and why not"
-erling haaland
I love when a person is being himself. He is known by the skills he has.
reporter: so how did you score that amazing goal?
haaland: with my foot.
The gift that keeps on giving
The Norwegian "chad".
"Simplicity is the secret to genius most fools overcomplicate things it takes a true genius to simplify things". - Leonardo Da Vinci 1464
Geniuses or psychopaths
@@Alex-hz2xg psychopaths? what?????