weakest german cat

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 8 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,2 тис.

  • @MasterofRoflness
    @MasterofRoflness  Рік тому +1218

    Discord: discord.gg/g2A92uCz6N
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/masterofroflness

    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 Рік тому +1

      Hi.

    • @hieunguyenrileygekko
      @hieunguyenrileygekko Рік тому +1

      do Guangxi incident please

    • @elhamnazif
      @elhamnazif Рік тому

      Pretty sure the OST is wrong. It should be OST 1, not 2 (at least at 1:00). Also TIL that the WoW OST incorporates some notes from Was Wollen Wir Trinken, very cool

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 Рік тому

      Truly a glorious sea beast.

    • @gilly68g
      @gilly68g Рік тому

      now make one about a sea turtle

  • @birdofclay9581
    @birdofclay9581 Рік тому +15348

    "Angry but quite unharmed"
    This was the third ship to blow up under his ass within, like, a year. I´d be pissed, too.

    • @Fall_Moira
      @Fall_Moira Рік тому +519

      this quote to me is funny thanks for the funny comment bird

    • @unknown_cat6969
      @unknown_cat6969 Рік тому +780

      My cat hates water, so I understand about how pissed he would be first, bombs break her room and the ship sinks killing his fav humans and then he has to grab onto a wood plank for dear life

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER Рік тому +207

      Cmon he could’ve survived AT LEAST another six

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Рік тому +19

      999th 💬

    • @Starzoh
      @Starzoh Рік тому +194

      "God fucking damnit why does this keep happening"

  • @figtree_video_archive
    @figtree_video_archive Рік тому +10365

    Cat has a whole story to tell his grandkittens, wow

    • @RexoryByzaboo
      @RexoryByzaboo Рік тому +782

      "You lazy kittens eating Whiskas! Back in my days, I survived WW2 naval battles!"

    • @cringe_lord5762
      @cringe_lord5762 Рік тому +263

      @@RexoryByzaboo and survived from historically legendary ship too

    • @thomasfisher4833
      @thomasfisher4833 Рік тому +25

      his?

    • @Elitaria
      @Elitaria Рік тому +16

      ​@@cringe_lord5762ships*

    • @gold8857
      @gold8857 Рік тому +95

      ​@HeavyJoe
      I think it far exceeded the life expectancy of the average house cat

  • @GloriousLeader6969
    @GloriousLeader6969 Рік тому +9001

    Seems to me that the Germans really wanted the cat back

    • @gold8857
      @gold8857 Рік тому +1266

      "TOMMYS! GIVE US ZE CAT BACK!"

    • @victordeluca7360
      @victordeluca7360 Рік тому +267

      Who wouldn't?

    • @NotRenjiro
      @NotRenjiro Рік тому

      Alles aber nur unsere Katze nicht! Gibt sie zurück ihr Schweine!

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord Рік тому +338

      TOMMYS! GEBT UNS DIE KATZE ZURÜCK!

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 Рік тому +148

      Can you blame them ?

  • @devkrishansaran6049
    @devkrishansaran6049 9 місяців тому +2688

    Survived sinking of three ships ❌
    Caused sinking of three ships ✅

    • @WarriorcatGerda
      @WarriorcatGerda 8 місяців тому +6

      385 likes? And no replies? lemme fix that

    • @JustAlpha870
      @JustAlpha870 8 місяців тому +5

      400 likes and 1 reply? Damn let me fix that.

    • @9Bowie9
      @9Bowie9 8 місяців тому +2

      409 likes and 2 replies? Let me fix that

    • @IMurderDrones
      @IMurderDrones 8 місяців тому +19

      "453 LiKeS bUt ThREe comMeNts LEMme FiX ThAt"

    • @LordLuko-rd7pc
      @LordLuko-rd7pc 8 місяців тому +2

      only 473 like´s?
      let me fix that!

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 Рік тому +2175

    An interesting note here, both the HMS Ark Royal and the HMS Cossack were involved in the battle that sunk the Bismark. So, this cat personally saw to the death of the ones that killed its original owners

    • @piwnigrajkowie
      @piwnigrajkowie Рік тому +303

      He got he's revange

    • @felipeball7778
      @felipeball7778 10 місяців тому +144

      He was even trying to sink the other ships involved but the Royal Navy blow up his cover

    • @Captain_Rex14
      @Captain_Rex14 8 місяців тому +56

      “Guys, I have a theory”

    • @TheRealCatWizard
      @TheRealCatWizard 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@piwnigrajkowie*Revenge

    • @CZ-PC
      @CZ-PC 7 місяців тому +3

      Dex-Starr be like. Red lantern cat lol.

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 Рік тому +20167

    In reality this is a story of how a german cat took revenge after his ship was sunk by sinking 2 allies ships by itself.
    The allies, realizing the threat, decided to contain his ability by putting him on land where he tried (and failed) to sink Ireland.

    • @gaberubin2585
      @gaberubin2585 Рік тому +3545

      I would disagree with you. Ireland is sinking due to "rising sea levels" (clearly the final stage of his plan)

    • @Murasame13
      @Murasame13 Рік тому

      ​@gaberubin2585 have sea levels actually risen at all? For example, look around the edge of the statue of liberty. There are pictures over the past many decades and the water level quite literally hasn't moved at all. "Rising sea levels" is a joke at best and a scam at worst.

    • @maestro3947-b9g
      @maestro3947-b9g Рік тому +2057

      ​@@gaberubin2585his master plan was 3 parallel universes ahead of the British

    • @alexanderwill2847
      @alexanderwill2847 Рік тому +581

      How like the British to passive-aggressively try to sink Ireland into the sea.

    • @SynthWqve1
      @SynthWqve1 Рік тому +233

      @bastiat4855 r/woooosh ya fackin cant

  • @dragon_ninja_2186
    @dragon_ninja_2186 Рік тому +20450

    So either this cat is really lucky, or was a curse to those that sailed with him.

    • @christurner6330
      @christurner6330 Рік тому +1336

      or both

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +503

      How is he a curse he was a survivor. Humans are weird.

    • @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby
      @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby Рік тому +819

      Go figure, all three ships he was on was sunk by torpedoes, or was sunk with the help of them.

    • @s.hung.8782
      @s.hung.8782 Рік тому +1057

      @@falconeshield he is lucky to be a survivor but also a curse for every ship he's on
      if you still can't understand that then either you havent watch the vid or u jus kant reed

    • @christurner6330
      @christurner6330 Рік тому +431

      @@falconeshield you're a human too, and definitely one of the weirder ones if you don't understand the comment

  • @MrSolus-ls6us
    @MrSolus-ls6us Рік тому +8114

    You know German Engineering is really the world’s finest when even their cats are just built different

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Рік тому +412

      I can imagine this cat just strolling on the decks of the ships he boarded while "Propaganda" (Stroheim's theme) is playing.

    • @nashwolf1731
      @nashwolf1731 Рік тому +175

      bro really got the jojo reference going

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Рік тому +85

      @@nashwolf1731 Joseph, but cat be like:

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 Рік тому +95

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Planes and ships when Joseph Joestar and this cat walk in: **nervous sweating**

    • @scr0ngle108
      @scr0ngle108 Рік тому +8

      Yes very funny guess who lost tho

  • @Desunaito.
    @Desunaito. Рік тому +695

    im glad people dont see this cat as a bad omen but see it as an adorable little cat that is just unkillable

    • @isseirien
      @isseirien 7 місяців тому +31

      what ? he is the best spy ever , all the ships we destroyed were involved in the battle that sunk the Bismark. also he was the last standing german soldier , and sunk ships after WWII , that cat was super to germany

    • @Vineor
      @Vineor Місяць тому

      @@isseirien We named our tanks after nature's genetic cheat code for a reason.

  • @mirrorslul
    @mirrorslul Рік тому +2740

    If someone's interested: The picture of a cat in the beginning and on 0:47 is not of Sam but of Simon who served on the British HMS Amethyst. Simon was picked up undernourished in 1948 by a crew member in docks of Hong Kong and has been smuggled aboard. He quickly won over hearts of the crew and officers by catching rats and leaving them as "presents" in sailor's beds. He also slept in a captain's cap so his level of authority on the ship leaves no questions. In 1948 the ship's commander changed. The new commander - Lieutenant Commander Bernard Skinner also took an immediate liking to Simon.
    Then when HMS Amethyst was traveling up the Yangtze River (to replace HMS Consort) halfway up the river they were attacked by a PLA field gun battery, an event which became known as the "Amethyst Incident". One of the rounds hit the captain's cabin seriously wounding Simon, Skinner however did not survive and passed from his wounds soon after the attack. Badly wounded Simon crawled on deck and was rushed to medical bay where surviving medics treated his burns and removed shrapnel from his body. Nobody expected Simon to survive the night. However, soon they were reminded that his level of authority aboard Amethyst leaves no questions. Simon survived and after a period of recovery returned to catching rats, in spite of the indifference he faced from Lieutenant Commander John Kerans - the new captain.
    After the incident Simon became a celebrity and was presented with a Dickin Medal, a Blue Cross and Naval General Service Medal. He was also awarded the rank of "Able Seacat" after disposing of a very vicious rat who the crew nicknamed "Mao Tse-tung". He had so many letters written to him that Lt. Stewart Hett was appointed as "Cat Officer" to deal with them. On their way back home Simon was presented with honour at every stop and recieved special welcome at Plymoth in November when the ship has returned. Like all animals entering UK Simon was subject to quarantine regulations and was sent to an animal centre in Surrey.
    Unfortunately Simon's level of authority was only present aboard HMS Amethyst and after contracting a virus whilst in quarantine, despite his and the staff's efforts to save his life, Simon passed away on November 28 in 1949 from a complication of the viral infection caused by his war wounds. He was only 2 years old.
    The entire crew of HMS Amethyst and hundreds of other people attended his funeral at Ilford Animal Cemetery in East London.
    The following citation accompanied the Amethyst Campaign ribbon:
    For distinguished and meritorious service. Single-handedly and unarmed stalk down and destroy "Mao Tse-tung" a rat guilty of raiding food supplies which were critically short. Be it further known that from April 22 to August 4, you did rid HMS Amethyst of pestilence and vermin, with unrelenting faithfulness.
    As of today Simon is the only cat to recieve the Dickin Medal.

  • @Richard-Swift
    @Richard-Swift Рік тому +7488

    Giving the nickname "unsinkable" never usually goes well, but in Sam's case it was just a true fact.

    • @thebadtimecat
      @thebadtimecat Рік тому +285

      Wasn't well for everyone else on the ship

    • @chrishall8765
      @chrishall8765 Рік тому +560

      He was unsinkable, but at the cost of everything else around him being VERY sinkable.

    • @osc21039
      @osc21039 Рік тому +64

      really waiting for a titan submarine joke tbh

    • @debasishgoswami9896
      @debasishgoswami9896 Рік тому +11

      @@chrishall8765 😂😂😂 True indeed.

    • @localcringeguy
      @localcringeguy Рік тому +8

      @@osc21039THE TITAN-

  • @Mhsym
    @Mhsym Рік тому +2046

    > Getting a ride on the ship
    > The ship was hit and then sank
    > Swimming and floating in the ocean
    > Getting rescued by another ship
    > Repeat

  • @terzaputra3203
    @terzaputra3203 Рік тому +7191

    the Cat literally have nine lives

    • @WisdenWard
      @WisdenWard Рік тому

      Weakest german cat vs weakest muslim warrior vs weakest south american vs weakest construction worker vs weakest c++ user vs weakest hussar vs weakest german monk vs weakest german knight vs weakest Portugese knight vs weakest chinese vs weakest korean war soldier vs weakest haskell enjoyer

    • @commandernikke
      @commandernikke Рік тому +446

      *Nein* lives bruv

    • @Dudefrom8Carson
      @Dudefrom8Carson Рік тому +141

      ​@@commandernikkeYou mean Neun? Nein means no.

    • @Mik-kv8xx
      @Mik-kv8xx Рік тому

      Puss in Boots reference

    • @Janissary452
      @Janissary452 Рік тому +224

      @@Dudefrom8Carson please tell me you understand the joke

  • @last_dutch_hero258
    @last_dutch_hero258 Рік тому +170

    People : “We are so mighty we make great war machines and survive the greatest disasters!”
    1 random cat : “Halte mein Bier!”

  • @dokidokieienni1622
    @dokidokieienni1622 Рік тому +211

    Bismarck's Oscar ending up on Ark Royal has me flabbergasted.
    In the "Battle" that Bismarck was sunk on, she suffered a torpedo hit which disabled her steering, forcing her to go in circles, unable to flee. Now here's the kicker. The torpedo that the Bismarck was hit with came from a plane. A plane that was launched from Ark Royal.
    That's some sick twist of fate that Oscar ends up on a ship that's directly responsible for sinking his original owner.

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 8 місяців тому +52

      ​​@slapchopenthusiast1065and took the HMS Cossack with him as well.
      He is probably the most successful member of the Kreigsmarine or the entire German military.
      He took out a Cruiser and one the largest Aircraft Carriers in the Royal Navy.

    • @Dedu1214
      @Dedu1214 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@thesuperintendent4290 and that singe handedly, excuse me, single pawedly

  • @123MoMama
    @123MoMama Рік тому +1645

    The cat was a double agent providing vital information to both sides of the conflict, truly an amazing spy

  • @beanmanbutchina
    @beanmanbutchina Рік тому +2674

    By superstition, this cat was the whole reason those ships sank

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +147

      If anything he was a warning to smart people. See this cat? Aw hell maw I'm going on that ship

    • @beanmanbutchina
      @beanmanbutchina Рік тому +62

      Mf without my grandma I'd probably be dead then, it was her who said "the cat is a bad omen"
      I'm not superstitious, but this shit? Aw hell naw.

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof Рік тому +12

      @@falconeshield Oh hey, look, it's that same guy from that other comment who can't understand the joke that the cat is cursed

    • @tranquoccuong890-its-orge
      @tranquoccuong890-its-orge Рік тому +23

      most ships have cats though
      rodents could bite & damage electric wires, cables and various ducts & tubes on the ship, not to mention eating up the pantry and bringing bubonic-carrying fleas
      so modern ships still have cats to take care of these rats

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 Рік тому +43

      Oscar went back to england,
      So that means england will sink!!!
      #ripanglos

  • @cptguerreiro1253
    @cptguerreiro1253 Рік тому +3031

    The one guy who survived the third sinking was really smart, he knew that the "Unsinkable Sam" wouldn't sink so hang with him.

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski Рік тому +430

      It was one guy who DIDN'T survive. Maybe he was the farthest from Sam?

    • @timangar9771
      @timangar9771 Рік тому +252

      He probably kicked Sam or was mean to him in some way.

    • @thekeyboardwarrior1018
      @thekeyboardwarrior1018 Рік тому +193

      @@timangar9771 which is why unsinkable sam was feeling "angry but quite unharmed"

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 Рік тому +61

      We are unraveling the truth on how this guy died this is incredible

    • @TheGoldenBungus
      @TheGoldenBungus Рік тому +15

      My guy really misread the text on screen😂

  • @ronylouis0
    @ronylouis0 Рік тому +238

    Its so wholesome that the cat spent the rest of his days in a home for sailors

  • @McStebb
    @McStebb Рік тому +119

    Tuxedo cats are built out of sterner stuff. My own young boy Belmont was diagnosed with a rare lung disease called Chylothorax, and went through surgery to treat it. The surgeon gave us a 50/50 chance of success.... And here he is a month later running around the house like nothing happened. He's a tough little dude.

    • @JoeyD143Theone
      @JoeyD143Theone 8 місяців тому +5

      My little tuxie always goes outside and comes back covered in scars.
      We have yet to figure out the reason but he came back with a massive gash and was eating his food like nothing was wrong.

    • @JoeyD143Theone
      @JoeyD143Theone 7 місяців тому

      @@Soulfin probably LMAO

  • @Weeboslav
    @Weeboslav Рік тому +3710

    This cat rivals Tsutomu Yamaguchi,a man who survived 2 nukes,in terms of luck...

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter Рік тому +75

      I want to know more now! Elaborate.

    • @madpig7120
      @madpig7120 Рік тому +623

      ​@@lastswordfightera japanese guys who took the first nuclear bomb, survived, moove to an another city, got nuked again, survived

    • @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby
      @Zan_Partizanne_From_Kirby Рік тому +626

      Basically put, the man was at Hiroshima when the first nuke dropped.
      Survives and move to Nagasaki, also get nuked.
      *Survives again.*

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Рік тому +604

      @@lastswordfighter Tsutomu Yamaguchi was an engineer who went to Hiroshima on a business trip when the city was bombed. He later returned to his home in Nagasaki, which was when the second bomb struck. He survived both and became an advocate for the abolition of nuclear weapons. He died in 2010 at the age of 93,

    • @onlythena9927
      @onlythena9927 Рік тому +251

      @@madpig7120 imagine get nuked twice & survive, he can rival some warship during Bikini Atoll test

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Рік тому +1411

    This German Cat: *(whispers in Death’s ear)* “You're not living up to the legend, Wolfie”

    • @Fall_Moira
      @Fall_Moira Рік тому

      puss in boots reference?

    • @Zeroized
      @Zeroized Рік тому +134

      *Death: I've come to collect.*
      Sam: Say *P L E A S E*

    • @marcomosges4255
      @marcomosges4255 Рік тому +27

      I think "lobo" would fit better at the end.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Рік тому +22

      _"Hahaha- Puss In Boots laugh in the face of death"_

    • @zorlord7507
      @zorlord7507 Рік тому +22

      Death: "I hate that cat" 😠
      The Cat: "It's not my time yet"🖕😾🖕

  • @nicotinegaming2
    @nicotinegaming2 Рік тому +2042

    "Cats are afraid of water"
    Unsinkable Sam:

    • @rushi5638
      @rushi5638 Рік тому +57

      [thousand yard stare]

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft Рік тому +115

      They do not like it. But they can absolutely swim very well in it if they have to.
      Some radical cats, actually enjoy swimming

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 Рік тому +84

      Water is afraid of him

    • @jello5303
      @jello5303 Рік тому +1

      @@looniemoonie5955 😭😭😂

    • @drberfarious
      @drberfarious Рік тому +17

      @@looniemoonie5955 samophobia

  • @everydaychemistry6231
    @everydaychemistry6231 Рік тому +36

    Bro could not catch a break, I dont blame him for being angry by the third time sinking lol

  • @TheRealJohnux
    @TheRealJohnux Рік тому +47

    And then the cat lived in the retirement home until 1955 or something. This Cat survived 3 Boats sinking in a war and got old.

  • @batprime1177
    @batprime1177 Рік тому +925

    This cat would’ve survived the Titanic

    • @ghost_cat5693
      @ghost_cat5693 Рік тому +37

      Somehow yea

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 8 місяців тому +29

      There was this woman, Violet Jessop, who survived both the sinking of the Titanic and the Britannic (Titanic's sister ship), and he was also on board the Olympic (the other sister ship of the Titanic) when it collided with another ship.

    • @inktonythekaonashigaster6631
      @inktonythekaonashigaster6631 8 місяців тому +2

      @SanrioDonutLover was it Jenny?

    • @Awesomeflame16
      @Awesomeflame16 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@SanrioDonutLover THAT MOM'S A UNIT. Imagine swimming while carrying your kittens back to shore. What a toughy!

  • @koning_radboud
    @koning_radboud Рік тому +2425

    Fun fact: The HMS Ark Royal was attacked multiple times before but was always repaired and was seen as a joyous ship.
    Until Oscar came on board.

    • @doabarrellroll69
      @doabarrellroll69 Рік тому +255

      The Germans had even claimed several times that they had sunk Ark Royal, only for her to steam into port, unharmed, hours later.

    • @TheRealJohnux
      @TheRealJohnux Рік тому +119

      Guess the Cat brought Bismarcks Karma. It doesn't help that this 1 Torpedo that actually hit her killed Ark Royals only Steam room.

    • @felipeball7778
      @felipeball7778 Рік тому +78

      Ark Royal torpedoed Bismarck so he just avenge her by bringing the bad luck and get Ark Royal to be sunk by a torpedo

    • @SuperhotdogZz
      @SuperhotdogZz Рік тому +16

      @@TheRealJohnuxwhat goes around comes around 😂

  • @박승현-n7e
    @박승현-n7e Рік тому +905

    That cat is either indestructible or luckiest cat in existence

  • @rexuro64
    @rexuro64 Рік тому +75

    interesting that everytime he seemed to do the escaping by himself, just shows how intelligent and independent cats can be

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 8 місяців тому +5

      Who would have guessed that solitary ambush predators might have a lot of evolutionary self-reliance and ability to escape dangerous situations

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 6 місяців тому

      @@bunnyvillainy Oh of course, but more survivable for such a creature than a herd/pack animal like a human

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Рік тому +58

    Oscar was actually an EXTREMELY skilled spy, single-handedly leading to the sinking of all three ships

  • @cuteslytherin
    @cuteslytherin Рік тому +371

    Nobody knows, but the cat actually took revenge for Bismark sinking and drowned all british ships, he ended up on.
    Germany should have awarded him with an Iron Cross.

    • @heruiksanudin8942
      @heruiksanudin8942 Рік тому +21

      Especially ark royal that play vital part in sinking Bismarck

    • @winter15motivation44
      @winter15motivation44 Рік тому +1

      Cat was so powerful and a grand ace
      She overshadowed blonde 😂

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 Рік тому +442

    He retired after the third sunken ship because have you ever heard of a cat surviving 4 sinking ships?

    • @Alex_Fishman
      @Alex_Fishman Рік тому +77

      A cat surviving one sinking ship alone is an achievement, so that is a feat only the strongest of cats would achieve, as for now, we must wait until the Chosen One finishes his training arc

    • @Truthnowornothing
      @Truthnowornothing Рік тому +6

      Then you dont know about my cat browny

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 Рік тому +12

      He would have done it had it not been for those meddling Irish.

    • @felipovisk972
      @felipovisk972 Рік тому +1

      Fr, no one has ever heard of a cat surviving a *fourth* shipwreck.

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 8 місяців тому

      THAT would be crazy, right!?

  • @dylanzlol7293
    @dylanzlol7293 Рік тому +368

    And the cat seems normal as well, no ptsd, no trauma, just an average feline expression

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 Рік тому +94

      he was behind every attack
      he cant be traumatised by something he engeneered himself

    • @NetBattler
      @NetBattler 10 місяців тому +4

      🗿

    • @Tux7916
      @Tux7916 8 місяців тому +5

      all he felt after the 3 ship attacks was just short anger

  • @impermanentLucidity
    @impermanentLucidity Рік тому +75

    "Oscar survived this, too."

    • @theunderstandable
      @theunderstandable 8 місяців тому +9

      Oscar survived Goku, too.

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 6 місяців тому +4

      Oscar survived Saitama, too.

    • @LagoonMan
      @LagoonMan 3 місяці тому

      Oscar survived the attack from Godzilla, even with the radiation too.

  • @PauloGabriel_OFC
    @PauloGabriel_OFC Рік тому +11

    I swear if someone declares this absolute Legend as an SCP
    im hunting you until your last days
    you're not safe.

  • @erlouwer
    @erlouwer Рік тому +253

    I think "Unsinkable Sam" is unironically the most menacing name i have heard, ever

    • @robinvanderpal372
      @robinvanderpal372 Рік тому +4

      it's kinda hardcore, in a way

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 8 місяців тому +2

      Hmm... kinda and kinda not.
      In 9/10 cases someone/thing being called "Unsinkable" almost inevitably leads to them/it being sunk (and not surviving it) pretty soon after uttering said name.
      Here, we have that rare 1/10.

  • @ngockhoanguyen2886
    @ngockhoanguyen2886 Рік тому +657

    maxwell but hes immortal

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Рік тому +510

    " 'Go on a ship' they said
    'It'll be safe, and you'll get free food' they said
    IF THIS IS SAFE WHAT IS DANGER?"
    -This cat probably

    • @DulocGuardsman
      @DulocGuardsman Рік тому +13

      The answer to that question would be Hiroshima at August 6th 1945

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 Рік тому +14

      @@DulocGuardsman Imagine Sam arriving at Hiroshima some days before the nuke, he survives the nuke with only some dirt on him, he goes to Nagasaki, and he survives the nuke again.

    • @drekbleh7081
      @drekbleh7081 Рік тому +11

      @@johannsanchocuevas7854
      " 'Go to japan' they said.
      'There's less action compared to Europe' they said..."

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Рік тому

      222 👍

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 Рік тому

      @@drekbleh7081Said no one ever in the Pacific Theater. Maybe the airmen late in the war, maybe.

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Рік тому +23

    The fact his owner remains unknown should tell you that this cat is a main character

  • @davidbeauvais6336
    @davidbeauvais6336 Рік тому +33

    That cat must have been like
    "Will you idiots please stop putting me on boats."
    Meanwhile the British are like
    "Oh cool! A bad omen!
    let's take it with us!"

  • @narraliveproject2576
    @narraliveproject2576 Рік тому +633

    Unsinkable Sam? More like Torpedo Caller Sam 😎

  • @galosryzos8929
    @galosryzos8929 Рік тому +105

    We don't know how many german ships he sank before the Bismarck either.

  • @sylbe
    @sylbe Рік тому +104

    Plot twist: Sam was actually a finely engineered location tracker that the Germans made

  • @volant6688
    @volant6688 Рік тому +11

    Of course the cat gets angry. 3 of his ships sank, he just wanted to be a seacat.

  • @_.Lix._
    @_.Lix._ Рік тому +24

    As someone who is German, I can confirm that Cats actually have 7 lives over here.

  • @SyKarmA1996
    @SyKarmA1996 Рік тому +69

    The fact it took more than one sinking ship to have them not put the cat back on another lmfao

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet Рік тому +728

    1:34 described as "angry but quite unharmed."
    Yeah, after surviving three ship sinking and getting his fur wet, he has a reason to be angry.
    Edit: Thank you, Secretname2670 for correcting me.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 Рік тому +23

      his*

    • @cachalotreal
      @cachalotreal Рік тому +12

      Thank you so mich secretname2670!!
      You changed the world and helped humanity become a better place!!1!11!

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 Рік тому

      @@secretname2670 blud you did not changed the world

    • @reqireqiuem
      @reqireqiuem Рік тому +24

      ​@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 you do not understand the man's contribution to our world. he has saved the victim of a fatal attack of "minor spelling mistake"

    • @tiggerisdumb
      @tiggerisdumb Рік тому +8

      @@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899worse stuff could’ve happened, be grateful for him.

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Рік тому +923

    The second most powerful cat in history. The first one is obviously LoveCraft's. You all should search it.

  • @LightTrack-
    @LightTrack- Рік тому +4

    Cat: *loads shotgun with meowlicious intent*
    The Only Thing They Fear Is You.mp3

  • @stars-hk9uo
    @stars-hk9uo Рік тому +10

    the nurse that survived the titanic, olympic, and britannic would love for him to be a pet

  • @kabidlo690
    @kabidlo690 Рік тому +45

    "Skyler, I'm not in danger, Skyler, I'm the danger"- this german cat

  • @haroldearlgray5629
    @haroldearlgray5629 Рік тому +68

    "Angry but unharmed"
    I'd be angry too if I was just a cat that wanted to chill but was kept being taken onto naval vessels that would inevitably be sunk 😂😂😂

  • @nashwolf1731
    @nashwolf1731 Рік тому +93

    Imagine the stories that cat could tell if he could speak our language.

    • @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514
      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 Рік тому +29

      "Baxk in meow day.. I was on three large floaty thingies, I got free food and guess what! All three of them sank! But I still lived anyway, mabye you young kitten will survive the sinking of 4 ships someday!

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh 8 місяців тому +7

      He doesn't speak our language.
      He only speaks German.

  • @JonyMSalomon
    @JonyMSalomon Рік тому +27

    the image of him staying in a seaman's home while retired shock me a lot, he lived more than the sailors sleeping next to him, Salute

  • @jess_bounce
    @jess_bounce Рік тому +6

    Every time Sam got on a boat, he tried to warn the sailors “guys I’m telling you, this sailing the seas shit does NOT end well” but they never listened

  • @timber_wulf5775
    @timber_wulf5775 Рік тому +60

    Not only did he survive the sinking of 2 royal navy ships but the 2 others that also rescued him were also sunk later in the war through different means. HMS Legion and HMS Lightning, so he has the highest standing record of ships personally sunk with 5 ships.

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam Рік тому +45

    "Angry but quite unharmed" just a pissed off cat wondering how this keeps happening to him

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 7 місяців тому +1

      Because humans are less civilised then cats
      Cat: i want this
      Other cat: no i want this
      The cats: *stare at eachother until 1 leaves
      Human: i want this
      Other human: no i want this
      Humans: *a entire war costing the lives of millions but the ones that started the fight

  • @ilikememes1402
    @ilikememes1402 Рік тому +91

    Proof for cats having 9 lives. I'm amazed...

    • @roccobln10
      @roccobln10 Рік тому +3

      German cats have only 7 lives. In some countries they have 9 lives in other 7 lives. Don't ask me why

    • @ghost_cat5693
      @ghost_cat5693 Рік тому +1

      ​@@roccobln10as a german I always believed cats to have 9 lives but I asked my grandpa and he said 7.

    • @roccobln10
      @roccobln10 Рік тому

      @@ghost_cat5693 Lebst du in der selben Region wie dein Großvater? Vielleicht gibt es ja auch regionale Unterschiede bei uns. Hier in Berlin sagt man Katzen haben 7 Leben.

    • @ghost_cat5693
      @ghost_cat5693 Рік тому

      @@roccobln10 nein ich glaube ich habe einfach den internationalen Glauben aufgeschnappt

  • @356Krisu
    @356Krisu Рік тому +10

    One is an accident, two is a coincidence, three is a pattern. He was really talented at getting out of sinking ships 😂

  • @bignosh
    @bignosh Рік тому +5

    the most impressive part is that they all were full on explosions, not like “oh no we crashed into a rock” full on explosions killing most of the crew

  • @gilly68g
    @gilly68g Рік тому +55

    now you guys should think about that he has a entire story to tell to his grandkittens

  • @agthe18themperor
    @agthe18themperor Рік тому +53

    I read about Oskar the Cat when I was younger, and as a cat and history lover this is probably the best WWII story of all time

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Рік тому +100

    This cat sank a German and a British ship, he was the Littlefinger of WWII

  • @TroyDaboi2005
    @TroyDaboi2005 Рік тому +4

    the british were so afraid they exiled him to a semi-neutral zone

  • @herosvicentegonzalez7872
    @herosvicentegonzalez7872 Рік тому +38

    1:40 then, a torpedo struck the offices

  • @dl_supertroll
    @dl_supertroll Рік тому +52

    I thought the Maxwell music was funny enough but the Nano cameo absolutely killed me

  • @aidanfiadh
    @aidanfiadh Рік тому +48

    1:33 yea i'd be angry too if people put me on 3 sinking ships in a row. lil dude was sick of this ship

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 Рік тому +109

    0:03 German Maxwell

  • @astrius22
    @astrius22 Рік тому +3

    Imagine you enroll in the army, die, then your cat makes history

  • @thelocalcalifornian
    @thelocalcalifornian Рік тому +7

    And he did it all while still looking adorable

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 Рік тому +17

    Ah yes, the infamous Rittmeister Samuel von Katzenstein. All Germany still remembers him as the Kaiser's greatest Saboteur.

  • @schwibblerton
    @schwibblerton Рік тому +86

    As a German cat, I can confirm that I survived in the sinking of three ships

  • @Wfalen
    @Wfalen Рік тому +24

    Everything you need to know about cats. Completely opportunistically changes sides when needed

    • @seksaouiabderraouf2531
      @seksaouiabderraouf2531 Рік тому +8

      tf was he supposed to do? swim back to germany?

    • @xClairy
      @xClairy 9 місяців тому

      Naw naw the catto took revenge and sunk the British ship that was responsible for the attack of the German ship. Catto was very loyal to the fatherland

  • @NerdyPenguin223
    @NerdyPenguin223 7 місяців тому +2

    This cat literally survived multiple ships sinking and then said "you guys are amateurs"

  • @KermitTheGangsta58
    @KermitTheGangsta58 8 місяців тому +2

    They should make a movie about him it'd break records on movie industry and it would be both sad, epic,dramatic, scary and just wholesome at the end. I can already think of titles like war cat or something

  • @danielchequer5842
    @danielchequer5842 Рік тому +19

    The ammount of ptsd this cat must've gotten throughout the war is uncomparable

    • @LukeFitz-bm4xl
      @LukeFitz-bm4xl Рік тому +10

      somehow I doubt he minded

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 8 місяців тому

      @@LukeFitz-bm4xl”ah shit why do all these humans keep finding me after they all die one by one”

  • @ThomasOfTheWarband
    @ThomasOfTheWarband Рік тому +10

    I was expecting that brick house he retired in to be torpedoed as well.

  • @schmolzz
    @schmolzz Рік тому +7

    my grandpa's brother wasnt so lucky ,maybe he even knew this cat ,he went down with the bismark

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 Рік тому +8

    This cat has nein lives

  • @awesomesaurus-e6y
    @awesomesaurus-e6y Рік тому +6

    If this is the weakest cat in Germany, then i'd hate to see the strongest

    • @TheHapiTaco
      @TheHapiTaco Рік тому +2

      That cat sank the titanic 😎

  • @AzulGatos41
    @AzulGatos41 Рік тому +18

    I think I have his descendents. I have a tuxedo cat with the same white "scar" like pattern on her face. She's very bossy and demands attention. I still love her dearly.

  • @joshuam-vn9rd
    @joshuam-vn9rd 8 місяців тому +4

    Little did the crew of the Cossack know, he was gathering crucial intelligence for the German navy

  • @commonlychaotic
    @commonlychaotic 8 місяців тому +2

    amazing to see that a german cat survived the terrible generation of minecraft sunken ships. truely inspiring.

  • @wendymain_69
    @wendymain_69 Рік тому +10

    The music change at 0:22 jumpscared me lol

  • @DUKEBOOF
    @DUKEBOOF Рік тому +30

    Too silly to die

  • @mossy_nutz
    @mossy_nutz Рік тому +8

    Bro only used 3 lives he’s fine.

  • @TheSixthSense2
    @TheSixthSense2 Рік тому +91

    So, would you rather ...
    Go on a ship with "unsinkable Sam" or
    Go on a plane trip with Joseph Joestar
    I think both options are equally dangerous

    • @inpinksuit
      @inpinksuit Рік тому +11

      I'll get on the aeroplane.
      (Almost) everyone survive.

    • @Fall_Moira
      @Fall_Moira Рік тому +10

      i rather go with the cat might as well die with the ancestor of maxwell the cat

    • @DehydratedDarkness
      @DehydratedDarkness Рік тому +10

      I can swim, but I can't fly. I'll take my chances with the unsinkable kitty

    • @Sloth-tr7bd
      @Sloth-tr7bd Рік тому +7

      While Joseph crashed any plane(more like any vehicle) he was on, no one who was on the same plane has died. Meanwhile you were not guaranteed to survive with Sam on the ship, so I'm picking Joseph

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Sloth-tr7bdgood point

  • @danielgeronimo5538
    @danielgeronimo5538 Місяць тому +1

    Born in 1941, died in 55
    Dude lived a pretty long life for being a cat that survived three shipwrecks.

  • @mygalleryvideosXvid
    @mygalleryvideosXvid Рік тому +2

    How Maxwell's grandpa met grandma:

  • @Soulless-Gaming
    @Soulless-Gaming Рік тому +8

    My man should have just taken a position as spy so he could take credits for all those ships

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 Рік тому +11

    Can't help but think that the little bastard was a torpedo magnet more than anything else.
    Still, kind of sweet story anyway.

    • @shaggy2367
      @shaggy2367 Рік тому +2

      He called the torpedos in on the British for sinking his owners

  • @cosmosyn2514
    @cosmosyn2514 Рік тому +4

    yeah youd think having a cat thats been on 2 previous sunken ships would have deterred the last one

  • @Goblin_Hater_37
    @Goblin_Hater_37 Рік тому +2

    Sam wasn't upset that the ship sank, rather that his lunch got interrupted.

  • @Sevtified
    @Sevtified Рік тому +2

    He has 6 lives left

  • @napster3456
    @napster3456 Рік тому +5

    After the third sinking The cat was found alive and angry. Look let's all be honest none of those boats were sunk by anyone. someone just forgot to feed the damn cat

  • @Tickson
    @Tickson Рік тому +3

    Unbeknownst to the British, the unnamed German cat on Bismarck was actually named Little Bismarck for his abilities to sink any ship in a one on one fight, losing his mobile home, little Bismarck decided to go undercover onto the enemy ships reporting positions in Morse code to submarines in the area to get the revenge he thirsted for, not being able to contain this monsterous and genius invention of German anti ship capabilities, the British decided to take its biggest asset away, the sea, and thus he had been kidnapped and brought across the seas onto enemy territory where he continued to report valuable information back to the Vaterland.

  • @beefboy8812
    @beefboy8812 Рік тому +2

    He only used 3 of his 9 lives, he could have survived another 6 sinkings

  • @marcor7044
    @marcor7044 Рік тому +2

    Took cats have 9 lives to a whole other level

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva Рік тому +1

    He hated water so much he just typed "noclip" into the console and noclipped his way to shore.