-In old veteran voice - "...The great Office war of 2000....lost some good employees that year, I can still hear the screams...when I close my eyes at night, all I see is styrofoam..."
IT... IT was so badly underequipped... See, the Sales dept had managed to garner plenty of funds for their War Chest, they had body armor, helmets, automatics... Our best gun was a Vulcan machine gun, and only the elite units had any armor at all... I remember the slaughter at the Table, the fort was hit with a guided missile, and there was styrofoam everywhere... That tank of theirs, we had no antitank missiles, and we simply had to fall back, everyone who fought it was cut down... Our leader was hit in his vest, and that was close, I'll tell ya that much. Sales... God, that was a massacre. We didn't prepare. We thought we had it all in the bag. Armor, goggles, guns... even a rocket launcher and sniper. But IT held on, and that machine gun... Then, then they called in those Mercenaries.... Elites from the east, we didn't have much of a chance... The cross fire cut us apart, and that grenade... we were killed to the last.
Boss: "Why haven't you submitted that spreadsheet yet Robert?" Robert: "Well you see boss, I was caught in the middle of the Great Office war and I sorta got killed..." Boss: "Oh I see...what side were you on? IT or Sales?" Robert: "IT" Boss: "You're fired..."
@@mrcolddrink2763 Information Technology Department is responsible for maintaining the network and making sure all hardware pc related is nominal in short words...
Epicdays "have one more drink at the Christmas party" I said "what's the worst that could happen?" The fact that you got me to not only agree to this by monthly nerf shoot out but also sign a written statement to show that I agreed to it makes me think that the idea was not a spur of the moment
@@benjaminmayer6152 well it jammed once when i was playing with my friend 4 years ago. But only cause i was under pressure and putting my bullets messily lol
This was my favorite nerf battle video as a kid, and even to this day. Definitely a cinematic masterpiece for a video meant to be for kicks and giggles, with excellent organization behind the chaos and great acting.
Watching here in 2020, I can honestly say this is still wonderful to watch. Man it's been so long since I last did, I had completely forgotten about this
Have you played with the NERF stuff...the missile is basically an over-sized dart versus the grenade, which has a bunch of darts attached to it. My office does this from time to time (not to the full extent...mostly just IT ppl shooting other IT ppl across desks).
I like how these people know that when you get hit you dead I always with my cousins and it never ends up fun it just ends with “YOU DIDNT HIT ME” or “IT BARELY MISSEd ME”
2010: nope. 2011: not now. 2012: hold it hold it. 2013: nah 2014: Nyet! 2015: forget it. 2016: meh. 2017: Nein! 2018: hmm let me see... no. 2019: ah! No! 2020: Sure! Why not?
-In old veteran voice - "...The great Office war of 2000....lost some good employees that year, I can still hear the screams...when I close my eyes at night, all I see is styrofoam..."
IT... IT was so badly underequipped... See, the Sales dept had managed to garner plenty of funds for their War Chest, they had body armor, helmets, automatics... Our best gun was a Vulcan machine gun, and only the elite units had any armor at all... I remember the slaughter at the Table, the fort was hit with a guided missile, and there was styrofoam everywhere... That tank of theirs, we had no antitank missiles, and we simply had to fall back, everyone who fought it was cut down... Our leader was hit in his vest, and that was close, I'll tell ya that much.
Sales... God, that was a massacre. We didn't prepare. We thought we had it all in the bag. Armor, goggles, guns... even a rocket launcher and sniper. But IT held on, and that machine gun... Then, then they called in those Mercenaries.... Elites from the east, we didn't have much of a chance... The cross fire cut us apart, and that grenade... we were killed to the last.
@@KoishiVibin damn
Who knew you could get PTSD from an office workplace
manager: you all are fired and also dede
Ummm... why is it this guys are making some noise nut it is ok
Waiting for the sequel between the board of directors and the janitorial revolution.
Me too me too
E
Rise my janitorial brethren! We have nothing to lose but our mops!
Me too
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!
I remember thinking this was the coolest thing in the world when i was 10....
Now im 21 and it is still infact the coolest thing in the world
Underrated comment.
same
I'm 60... STILL thinking it's the coolest thing
@z0sick87 welcome back to it four years later, enjoy it man.
Imagine someone shoots that guy's coffee and he just turns into John Wick.
Captain Antilles then that guy would win.
Nor doom guy nor master chief nor Chuck Norris nor terminator
The office theme fits perfectly with what's going on.
Then he just gets out a minigun and kills everyone
Old video here right
Can’t believe when I first watched this I was still a kid😂
HAHAHA
Yup
me tooo
Word it’s crazy
Dude yes 😂😭🥺🙏🏼 takes me back man
3:27
When you think you’re gonna win, but a group of asian commandos flank you.
Lol Vietnam flashbacks happened
@@lornamoll9478 A dead meme
Lol
@@kidjames6875 so?
@@kidjames6875 Problem? [Insert Troll Face Here]
The battle of Stalingrad circa 1943 colorized, this truly depicts the horrors of war.
Boss: "Why haven't you submitted that spreadsheet yet Robert?"
Robert: "Well you see boss, I was caught in the middle of the Great Office war and I sorta got killed..."
Boss: "Oh I see...what side were you on? IT or Sales?"
Robert: "IT"
Boss: "You're fired..."
killakaynyne lol
killakaynyne Lmao
I don’t get the joke
@@barrettross3772 Cause it doesn't make sense. Yet it is still funny.
@@barrettross3772 The fighting my have ended but in the heart IT and SALES are still enemies.
*They should have had a completely overpowered faction called Management walk in and just sweep house.*
Lol
"so honey, how was work?"
(quietly stuffs camera down his trousers)
ＧＨＶＦＣＹぐうぎゅうhghぐぐぐぐghghぐう
@@よた-w3e yes
*Human Resources enters*
Everyone “Why do I hear boss music?”
Perfect People that is not a boss music
These are old nerf guns but I like Vulcan and longshot
I
What is i
Truc Nguyen what is I
You won't believe it! I'm currently working on my very own Offiatrix game, just like the one demonstrated in this video!
Real guns?
How'd it go?
WW1-2
Red=Axis Power
Blue=Allies Power
Switzerland:
3:05
World War One cause the blue team got shot
If it was Ww1 then the red team would be central powers
axis???? the red????
they even raised the left fist
Switzerland is just managing their finances and then somehow managed to stay away from any possible attacks
Exactly 😂😂
This video was a huge part of my childhood. I absolutely love this.
Jay Feather same were did time go😭😭
same
Same
Same here I even wrote a mini book around it LOL
Agreed
0:33 Assassination of arch duke Franz Ferdinand 1914 colourized
And ww1 started
Colorized circa 12-11-08
It means wars
and here we have the office version of crips and bloods
Yeah i think they watched west side story too much
LOL
It took me 10 years to figure out what I.T and S.A.L.E.S means office wise
It meant it was the SALES department call the IT Department @Simz Zxy
@@mrcolddrink2763 Information Technology Department is responsible for maintaining the network and making sure all hardware pc related is nominal in short words...
Cool
@@agenthunk5070 What does S.A.L.E.S mean?
@@dude7813Pretty sure, S.A.L.E.S is just sales, basically products being sold based from what I know.
Boss: So today we're going to have a group activity and I want you all to suggest what we should do
The IT and SALES employees:
HOnestly, I would be down for this instead of another pizza party. And I love pizza.
Some say they're still picking up the bullets...
Lol
IYacobI darts
IYacobI I wouldn't be surprised
DARTS d ar t sssss
IYacobI
It’s not like that
This is what you call NERF WAR.
Alexander James YEP
@Pye22 Just because the guns aren't modded doesn't mean it isn't a nerf war.
@Pye22 if anything modded guns are less nerf thats more llike a blaster battle(^:
@Pye22 this was 11 years ago, also stock grade nerf is still a thing
big warss
when all old nerf war videos have disappeared this still remains
I thought it was avworld war clip..
How mad was the boss when he found all of the workforce dead?
I think the guy shot in the beginning was the boss
Epicdays "have one more drink at the Christmas party" I said "what's the worst that could happen?" The fact that you got me to not only agree to this by monthly nerf shoot out but also sign a written statement to show that I agreed to it makes me think that the idea was not a spur of the moment
Girl’s locker room: I wonder if he likes you? Oh, that skirt is so pretty!
Boys locker room:
But there is also girl in this war
@@mn7306 r/wooooooosh
@Munawar Nanda my point exactly
Dead meme do I have to say this 69 Times
@@rayda2914 You mad 😂😂😂
0:03 lady in the back casually chillin' before the war starts
Justin PH i want to go to the time you put in your comment and i end up liking your comment and going to your channel
@@schlachtfilms7179 oooohh. That is nice
only if real jobs were like this...
Get paid to fight each other like in that one episode of Loud House
THEYRE NOT?!?!?!?! there goes that childhood dream.
I like that
There is. Its called being a marine.
Nancy Rose yeah only if jobs and school
2:03
It’s been 11 years since this came out and 8 year old me always wondered how she shot more than one bullet out of a maverick...
Wait so how?
@@gammaao they jam so freaking often it's not funny
@@benjaminmayer6152 mine doesnt jam
@@gammaao lucky you
@@benjaminmayer6152 well it jammed once when i was playing with my friend 4 years ago. But only cause i was under pressure and putting my bullets messily lol
This was my favorite nerf battle video as a kid, and even to this day. Definitely a cinematic masterpiece for a video meant to be for kicks and giggles, with excellent organization behind the chaos and great acting.
Works an office job...
Gets PTSD
GoodFelloo beats stretching
A classic. I remember watching when the original SD version when it came out!
Imagine the boss came out of his office and everyone was silent and a moment later the boss pulled out 2 OP nerf guns and killed everybody
LOL
Why do I hear duel of fates music?
Me owning at least 2 automatic guns with at least 30-50 bullets each
ten years later and it's still dope
This video is forgotten by many... but not me.
This was great when I watched it as a kid, and it's still great now.
Loved this video as a kid, still makes me laugh 13 years later
UA-cam 2008: "Nah."
UA-cam 2019: "Yeah let's recommend this."
Oh no it was definitely going viral back then as well.
@@johnlime1469 yeah this video made me want nerf blasters in the first place
Hey honey how was your work
Honey: we had an all out shootout in our office, I think I killed 5 or more 🤗
............ 911
Honey: 😱
Watching here in 2020, I can honestly say this is still wonderful to watch.
Man it's been so long since I last did, I had completely forgotten about this
This is the video that got me into UA-cam.
same
SO TRUE
This is the jackpot of youtube
Wow! Recons are like standard issue,that must've cost a fortune!
After 12 years, it finally gets recommended, this is epic
Why is there a mustache edited on the guy at 0:46?
CleverStudio Omg, you're right! 😆
Isint the the janitor?
KleverStudios probably an inside joke at the office
I noticed that
Because in the Year 2008 this was funny
Did anyone notice "Can't spell bitch without it" on the whiteboard @0:41
I noticed it.
Joshua Weidner yes
Did you notice that the guy crying under the desk, holding the picture frame, isn't even his family?
Joshua Weidner k
Legit never noticed that as a kid and then I just saw that rewatching it today
This is a freaking youtube classic! The I.T. Department vs The S.A.L.E.S Department
Remeber, this is 10 Years Ago yet this video is still a Masterpiece.
Kids when they have sleepovers and the kid who invited them has a lot of nerf guns:
I love how this just popped up into my recommended. This is some gold content right here.
This was my childhood. I believe this is the video that got me started on nerf
I was 7 years old watching this video when it came out. I am now 23!
Mannnn I remember stumbling upon this and BlackhawkPictures and PDKFilms. Went from a nerf collection to a real life arsenal haha. How time flies
which company is that, I need to enroll
坐拥环宇 same
i think its a nerf office
@@metallord6960 I think that because what business that isn't Nerf will have a room that contains nerf team for a battle
Wow it's been 13 years since they uploaded this and it's still 🔥🔥🔥
Anyone in 2024?
Here
Had to show my girlfriend, I miss the good old days
I can't believe I watched this as a kid with a straight face
This is the definition of childhood nostalgia. 😍
Can’t believe I still think of this 15 years later
Yes man
The sequel would be named: "The Wraith of Harold" LOL
holy shit I remember watching this when I was 10, I am turning 20 this year. Time does fly
12 years later and still masterpiece🙏🏻
In war, especially if they involve Nerf guns of all sorts, there are no winners, achievers or victors. Only deaths. Everyone will die in a war.
...would every war be solved with nerf guns...?
+BLU Scout
In love and war there is love...
But there is also war
War...war never Change :(
Quick question at the end why did the grenade do more damage than the missile
Have you played with the NERF stuff...the missile is basically an over-sized dart versus the grenade, which has a bunch of darts attached to it. My office does this from time to time (not to the full extent...mostly just IT ppl shooting other IT ppl across desks).
because its not a real video mate. sorry to let you down
jack green because the grenade flew in the middle in every body
A great classic from my high school days
Damn the crips Vs bloods is worse than I thought
2:35 That is me when my whole classroom is debating and fighting over something right there.
MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE! this video is so funny and just to imagine its 15 years old! this must have been so much fun xD
Who still watching in 2023? 😂😂😂😂
lol Harold at the end
Harold: "eh, this is a regular thing, nothin special"
This was the ffirst youtube video ive ever watched. I gotta say, there couldnt be a better introduction.
Why doesn't this happen in real life?
I wish doe like if agree
Koko Hontas. Ikr
IKR
IKR
Thank you!
The great war battle:
Boss: *Your all fired*
You cant fire me i quit
That was close funny
This brought back so many memories...My recommended has been great lately.
The cleaning guy: “What a mess”
Hollywood has been real quiet since this thing dropped
3 days before I was born, this video came out.
11 years... Jesus, that makes you realize how old you are >.
Anyone 2019?
I know anyone doesn't care right
Yep
Yes
#2020
Be glad it’s not 2020
This video is such a throwback
W...t...h... Did I just watch?
BECAUSE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME!
I remember watching this as a kid, I loved it by then and loved it now
Theirs one thing that is missing someone yelling “Get good get lmaobox”
NOSTALGIA!!!
you know it's legend when you keep comin back here
I like how these people know that when you get hit you dead I always with my cousins and it never ends up fun it just ends with “YOU DIDNT HIT ME” or “IT BARELY MISSEd ME”
Who's watching it in 2018?
wHo’S wAtChInG iT iN 2Ø18 ¿
Fuck off
Man, what a childhood we all had
whos watching in 2017?
Red Vale,i am
Red Vale me
2019
When it reaches 5 at the clock they just back to normal lol
this was literally the first UA-cam video I ever watched
That moment when you realize that most of the man in "sales" are dressed as agent 47.
Ah yes, this was one of the good ol classic golden era of UA-cam
karen: "stop playing with those nerf guns, you're a grown man!"
me and the bois:
Chris anyone?
yup
Y ep
CHRISMD SENT ME
Uh-huh
Yea
11 years later and this is still epic
0:52 that face doh
Who watching this in 2016?
Me
+Dance 4life me to
me
Deathly Síron me
me
Woah 14 years ago this is nostalgic!
2:40 Aimbot
The amount of nerf recons in this video is tremendous.
Because there cheaper on amazon
They were basically the must-have battle rifle back in 08.
I have one lmao
I like the dramatic music! And I like how many ppl u used that was so cool!
2010: nope.
2011: not now.
2012: hold it hold it.
2013: nah
2014: Nyet!
2015: forget it.
2016: meh.
2017: Nein!
2018: hmm let me see... no.
2019: ah! No!
2020: Sure! Why not?
I could imagine how embarrassing they are when they made this film