Tim and Eric's Zone Theory

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  • @geronimo8159
    @geronimo8159 5 років тому +524

    The smug smile when Tim says "... and I'm plane 8" is the best.

    • @michaellk2254
      @michaellk2254 2 роки тому +9

      "I'm the best" smug smile absolutely kills me

    • @disliked1390
      @disliked1390 Рік тому +3

      Regular people are like Plane 2 lmaoaoooaoaooaaooaoaoaoa

    • @thedarkness4052
      @thedarkness4052 Рік тому +7

      @@disliked1390 That's just the begINNInG LOLL!!

  • @redandblue323
    @redandblue323 3 роки тому +238

    "He eats from 7-11"
    ....he delivers that line as if it's impossible to sink any lower

    • @youtubertoo
      @youtubertoo 2 роки тому +15

      Is it?

    • @thatguy431
      @thatguy431 2 роки тому +9

      I eat from 7-11.....I used to be homeless....7-11 is the lowest low.

    • @kevinbl4836
      @kevinbl4836 2 роки тому +9

      After the housing recession in '08, I "lived" in Victorville and ate from a mini-mart called the 6-Ten. I'm not a proud man.

    • @sillypsyborg
      @sillypsyborg Рік тому +2

      You really can't, tragically.

    • @DaimothCL
      @DaimothCL Рік тому

      and he's right. don't eat goyslop

  • @TheOutlawJon
    @TheOutlawJon 8 років тому +2282

    I can't believe they got William Dafoe to do this sketch

    • @felipeharger
      @felipeharger 8 років тому +49

      Willem
      Lol

    • @intigfx
      @intigfx 8 років тому +57

      Wait... that's not Willem Dafoe...

    • @HeavyProfessor
      @HeavyProfessor 8 років тому +23

      I'm at one with my Ba'hee Priss Dimmie.

    • @adamtherock2008
      @adamtherock2008 8 років тому +55

      Wilhelm The Foe

    • @huludicidal
      @huludicidal 8 років тому +6

      WELL BELIEVE IT YOU JABRONI

  • @judemiller
    @judemiller 8 років тому +1237

    0:53 that pretentious little head wobble hahahahaha

    • @jamesarthur7109
      @jamesarthur7109 8 років тому +142

      +Jude Miller yeah he did that fucking perfect haha

    • @richarddupont9632
      @richarddupont9632 8 років тому +138

      fucking tim man. He's so good at making you hate him

    • @brando555555
      @brando555555 8 років тому +158

      Lol, they're both great at capturing the essence and nuance of douchebaggery

    • @judemiller
      @judemiller 8 років тому +5

      brandon hahahaha

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 8 років тому +31

      ha it's exquisite

  • @Illcastashadow1
    @Illcastashadow1 3 роки тому +54

    That little eyes closed head wobble Tim does when saying he's a plane 8 gets me every time

  • @1hptowin
    @1hptowin 9 років тому +167

    1:30 Tim's performance is SPOT ON. Where he puts emphases on his words sounds just like something out of a new age self help seminar.

  • @gb7zone7
    @gb7zone7 9 років тому +1816

    Me me. I'm a zone boy.

    • @urghey123
      @urghey123 9 років тому +35

      gb7zone7 You should try the Zone system!

    • @Tonytalent
      @Tonytalent 9 років тому +44

      urghey123 Sounds like the plan for me.

    • @apocalypse123
      @apocalypse123 9 років тому +8

      gb7zone7 number one handsy bone zone boy

    • @MrEquusQuagga
      @MrEquusQuagga 9 років тому +42

      But you've got a full set of teeth!
      ...beautiful pearls...

    • @urghey123
      @urghey123 9 років тому +32

      Me me wants a zo-one

  • @lofts2399
    @lofts2399 9 років тому +149

    This is 100% real and it works. Despite formerly being a woman innately plagued by PMS (Probo Malevolence Syndrome) I was still able to transition from woman to Zone Boy to The Perfect Man simply by increasing my exposure to white foods 3-4 days a week and precipitating my Ba'hee into a spaghetti pot. Thank you Tim and Eric for showing me a new life and a new way.

    • @baloneyboy7288
      @baloneyboy7288 9 років тому +17

      Thunder 35Don't listen to this shill. Tim and Eric are peddling this horseshit and making a buck off of other people's misfortunes. Rang Dipkin is the only real path to enlightenment. Praise Hosana.

    • @johnnolan6340
      @johnnolan6340 9 років тому +6

      Eric Carl This is the Anti-Rang predicted in the scriptures... "Those who excrete unto vessels of boiled grain will deceive you." StarChart 3, Chapter 5

    • @gorillanutswilson
      @gorillanutswilson 9 років тому +4

      John Nolan Nice try. That quote is actually located on Plank 12, Unit Blagok.

    • @GahMorninJulia
      @GahMorninJulia Рік тому

      8 years later and this is more needed now with the skyrocketing popularity of boy/girl transformations just so kids get an early start to Plane 8. Without any medical help, Zone Theory is the only hope for alignment

  • @poorinspirit1982
    @poorinspirit1982 8 років тому +557

    "Look at this sexy beard and fancy.....hat."
    My favorite thing about Tim and Eric are these bizarre little details.

    • @NataliaStrawn
      @NataliaStrawn 8 років тому +6

      Tim and Eric are God

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 8 років тому +6

      he eats from 7-11

    • @RobbyBabes
      @RobbyBabes 8 років тому +18

      "got my white foods got my divorces coming up, I couldn't be happier"

    • @juduking44
      @juduking44 8 років тому +2

      Youre now the perfect man.

    • @TrippyTheShroom
      @TrippyTheShroom 8 років тому +3

      Is that the guy from BalloonShop in your profile pic. If so, im so glad i found someone who understands the love for BalloonShop

  • @mxxymurder936
    @mxxymurder936 6 років тому +353

    I'm gonna be honest, I don't know about this whole Zone Theory thing. But Tayne I can get into.

  • @ballabate
    @ballabate 8 років тому +58

    2:02 is by far my favourite part. That man is a comedic genius

    • @johnkennedysmith
      @johnkennedysmith 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah, it's that "I really drank the koolaid" laugh that you typically see in cult/MLM recruitment videos that does it.

  • @koolobeans
    @koolobeans 9 років тому +807

    Keep in mind, he isn't actually a billionaire. He is just as rich as a billionaire.

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 4 роки тому +8

      yes, a ugandan billionaire

    • @holzapfelstein
      @holzapfelstein 4 роки тому +5

      It's all about your state of mind!

    • @holzapfelstein
      @holzapfelstein 4 роки тому +14

      When you're at Plane 8 you don't need a billion dollars to be as rich as a goddam billionaire!

    • @M-CH_
      @M-CH_ 4 роки тому

      @T Wilson Sorry, you'll still gonna have to wait.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 4 роки тому +9

      A got damn bullionaire.

  • @damonopz
    @damonopz 8 років тому +576

    "I got my white foods, I got my divorces coming up..." Best part😂

  • @pogslammer3082
    @pogslammer3082 8 років тому +204

    Wake up in the morning feeling like Priss Dimmie. Got my white foods, I'm out the door, I'm gonna divorce my family.

  • @jarkko348
    @jarkko348 3 роки тому +75

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfect everything about this video is. Just four minutes but countless of quotable lines just show how flawless the writing, editing and the performances are.
    I'm proud to say I'm a zone boy. Even a fuck freak like me can do 7 steps.

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- 4 роки тому +38

    Tennessee is my favorite new rotating cast member of their sketches, he's so funny

  • @sheppo
    @sheppo 9 років тому +209

    "Who knew I had millions of poems trapped in my brain!?"

  • @thecrakp0t
    @thecrakp0t 6 років тому +866

    Former Scientologist here. This skit eerily resembles a Scientology "win" montage. The only difference is this is funny on purpose.

    • @skullmonkey5633
      @skullmonkey5633 5 років тому +84

      Ex-member too. Totally agree

    • @comradeelmo5739
      @comradeelmo5739 5 років тому +19

      Escape is futile

    • @skullmonkey5633
      @skullmonkey5633 5 років тому +61

      @@comradeelmo5739 fuck off mate

    • @OneMeanArtist
      @OneMeanArtist 5 років тому +40

      Kinda obvious that psycho cult was their inspiration.

    • @xzakofthedeadx
      @xzakofthedeadx 5 років тому +33

      It totally does! Congrats on making it out! I

  • @supermarc
    @supermarc 8 років тому +127

    Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just 7 steps!

    • @FriendZone75
      @FriendZone75 3 роки тому +2

      Only 7 steps.

    • @Argos_RB
      @Argos_RB 3 роки тому +4

      Any kind of fuck freak can follow 7 steps!!!

    • @Mcmotherfuckingrory
      @Mcmotherfuckingrory 3 роки тому +2

      Makes so much sense when you put it like that. Ba'ha pristimi!

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 роки тому +1

      Any Fuck Freak can do this!

  • @thatASMRchick
    @thatASMRchick 9 років тому +226

    I wanna be the perfect man. Gimme this book.

    • @SurfaceTensionNews
      @SurfaceTensionNews 9 років тому +14

      thatASMRchick it's pretty clearly not for women, but on the upside I did just discover your amazing ASMR channel
      OH THE TINGLES

    • @thatASMRchick
      @thatASMRchick 9 років тому +39

      tvsexdeath61 I bought this audio book and book and will transform into a perfect man in no time. Praise Ba'heeeeeeee Priss Dimmie

    • @JohnnyNatrium
      @JohnnyNatrium 9 років тому +6

      tvsexdeath61 You're really easy to advertise to ain't ya.

    • @SurfaceTensionNews
      @SurfaceTensionNews 9 років тому +1

      Johnny Natrium i mean she has 72k subscribers she must be doing something right

    • @thatASMRchick
      @thatASMRchick 9 років тому +36

      tvsexdeath61
      I followed the Zone Theory

  • @grease_witherspoon
    @grease_witherspoon 9 років тому +7

    I am sad and lonely. I wake up each morning waiting for the next big thing... and I am not gonna lie that was the best 5 minutes of my day.

    • @dakusch
      @dakusch Рік тому +2

      Hope you're doing better

  • @Dustin4d
    @Dustin4d 9 років тому +371

    Tim and Eric have made a lot of good stuff over the years. I love it, but it is the type of stuff that is impossible to get other people into.

    • @SmellsLikeNothing
      @SmellsLikeNothing 9 років тому +32

      definitely not for everyone

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 9 років тому +24

      Dustin Ford Feel blessed you're able to appreciate it.
      I had to literally force myself to stop thinking about Eric shoving the giant needle into Tim's neck in "Dr. Wareheim" because I was laughing so hard I was getting light headed and felt like I was going to pass out.

    • @lofts2399
      @lofts2399 9 років тому +5

      Dustin Ford So incredibly true. A person's gotta have a couple of rather messed up friends to spread the joy of this shit...

    • @nickb3250
      @nickb3250 9 років тому +40

      Dustin Ford I show people this when I first meet them to quickly and effectively remove idiots from my life.

    • @user-og6hl6lv7p
      @user-og6hl6lv7p 9 років тому +40

      Dustin Ford Normies will never reach level 8

  • @stentor9640
    @stentor9640 4 роки тому +30

    When you watch these and your really sleep deprived they seem genuine

  • @gokk99
    @gokk99 4 роки тому +20

    I've watched this so many times I've memorized it

  • @ClassALiving
    @ClassALiving 9 років тому +110

    "Even my son can do it, he's got issues." XD

  • @JordansFilms1
    @JordansFilms1 8 років тому +33

    "Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the Zone System and achieve an alignment of the Zone System to make sure that the alignments of the Zone System become congruent with the Zone Theory which is just 7 Steps."

    • @theCidisIn
      @theCidisIn 7 днів тому

      Any fuck wit can do just seven steps bahacristamane

  • @CranberryJackson
    @CranberryJackson 9 років тому +50

    I sure hope Tennessee will still have time do Tim and Eric sketches now that he's a Zone boy and a Totino's pizza boy.

    • @iVenge
      @iVenge 9 років тому +24

      He's as rich as a god damned billionaire.

    • @joshuamcdermott1698
      @joshuamcdermott1698 9 років тому +9

      iVenge a god damned bullionaire

  • @ambassadorcartwright7720
    @ambassadorcartwright7720 Рік тому +4

    Eddie! Your shirt is on! You look great anyways bud, we love you!

  • @Soupfries
    @Soupfries 8 років тому +252

    "im rich as a god damn... bullienheir now"

    • @Soupfries
      @Soupfries 8 років тому +8

      blihunare

    • @bloodyhell302
      @bloodyhell302 8 років тому +4

      Three words, one letter: Bill Ion Air E.

    • @ballsups
      @ballsups 5 років тому +2

      bilyunehr

    • @MrClockw3rk
      @MrClockw3rk 4 роки тому

      Lmao ur pic is awesome

  • @Knoxboy15
    @Knoxboy15 9 років тому +5

    0:55 Tim can't hide his satisfaction for being a zone plane eight. That little smirk...

  • @tuodekab
    @tuodekab 8 років тому +32

    "now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just seven steps."
    after finishing my third step i can now finally say without absolute confidence that this is indefinitely within a doubt a true statement in regards to how effective the zone theory has been for me and my experience with working within the the seven step.

  • @derrickvandevelde2066
    @derrickvandevelde2066 8 років тому +6

    I love the way Tim starts explaining the spaghetti pot and the diarrhea dipstick. Like, he acknowledges that convincing everyone to talk to their diarrhea is a stretch.

  • @serafinoamendola9538
    @serafinoamendola9538 8 років тому +159

    The diarrhea spaghetti pot part killed me

    • @Chameleonardodavinci
      @Chameleonardodavinci 8 років тому +7

      Especially with the lobotomised tone of the dude delivering it (same guy as Totino Pizza's Boy...)

    • @DNorbs7
      @DNorbs7 7 років тому +8

      When out of nowhere that dude says, "All you gotta do, is diarrhea in a spaghetti pot," I spontaneously combusted.

    • @chunkatronic
      @chunkatronic 6 років тому +1

      It's Tim & Eric, you know there's gonna be diarrhea in there somewhere.

    • @SugarW1thC0ffee
      @SugarW1thC0ffee 5 років тому

      D. Norbut I was laughing so fcking hard 😭😭

    • @ExtremeUnction1988
      @ExtremeUnction1988 4 роки тому +3

      There are a couple of things you’re gunna need to get besides the book...

  • @zhenshuang
    @zhenshuang 5 років тому +4

    Imo the most underrated video ever. It's genous.

  • @syd3918
    @syd3918 9 років тому +10

    Just received my Zone Theory book and I am ready to have my life turned around. Thank you gurus!

    • @michaellk2254
      @michaellk2254 2 роки тому

      Which level are you now

    • @syd3918
      @syd3918 2 роки тому +5

      @@michaellk2254 I couldn’t read it:(

    • @madjack1748
      @madjack1748 2 роки тому +5

      the book was not intended for women

  • @maryhadfad
    @maryhadfad 9 років тому +180

    I heard Macaulay Culkin's a Zone Theorist.

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 9 років тому +28

      mary hadfad you mean that zone 3 shitlord? He doesn't even use a spaghetti pot.

    • @meavid
      @meavid 9 років тому +3

      😱

    • @JibbsCompilations
      @JibbsCompilations 9 років тому +1

      mary hadfad sounds about right

    • @skootdiggity
      @skootdiggity 9 років тому +1

      mary hadfad Yes, that's true.

    • @beaniepq
      @beaniepq 9 років тому +2

      mary hadfad There is some weird satisfaction in finding you here, on a Tim & Eric vid.

  • @r43521
    @r43521 9 років тому +16

    The fact that Tim and Eric exist is a miracle. There must've been some Zone Alignment in order for them to have met each other and end up doing shows together because they are like cartoon characters in a show. But they're not, they're real people who make shows about insanity which is a million times better.
    The most brilliant thing about them is that they push against norms of what is 'acceptable' humor in such a calculated and strategic manner with a greater idea in mind that they can literally say the stupidest shit like 'poo poo pie pie' and it becomes absolutely hilarious because of the deeply sardonic implications in the jokes.

  • @iwanttocomplain
    @iwanttocomplain 3 роки тому +33

    What I like about Tim and Eric is that their satire is almost indistinguishable to reality. Media is so strange and at the same time so straight faced you have to wonder if they are joking.

    • @scottianson5133
      @scottianson5133 2 роки тому +1

      I can easily imagine this book being found far into the future and being turned into an actual religion.

    • @Bronco541
      @Bronco541 2 роки тому

      if you look at a lot of religious concepts in the world objectively they really are that crazy. Just disguised underneath a lot of "normal" tradition.

  • @luto2000
    @luto2000 Рік тому +7

    0:06 omg it´s shirtless eddie

  • @votejello
    @votejello 9 років тому +5

    Whoah, fellas! F-bomb at 3:24! Might want to skip that portion!

  • @TheClassicalKids
    @TheClassicalKids 9 років тому +22

    Plane 8. That's what I'm talkin abouttttt!

  • @dieffenbach12jeff
    @dieffenbach12jeff 9 років тому +58

    The part where Willem Dafoe mentions how his white foods and divorces coming up couldn't make him happier gets me every time.

  • @spaguettoltd.7933
    @spaguettoltd.7933 3 роки тому +14

    I love that little conceited wiggle Tim does when he says he's on Zone Plane 8

  • @carpeomnia3294
    @carpeomnia3294 4 роки тому

    Everytime when I feel like I need spiritual advice, I skip all nondual teachers and go straight to Tim and Eric. I can clearly see both of them abiding in most perfect realization of Sahaja Nirvikalpa Samadhi. It is my heart´s desire to touch the holy feet of both of these great teachers, light of lights, and get a good head kicking from them.

  • @cath5017
    @cath5017 9 років тому +36

    Will someone PLEASE make a gif of Tim's little triumphant smirk/head wiggle when he announces he is in fact a zone 8 priest @ 0:54 ?!

  • @bibowski
    @bibowski 9 років тому +67

    How convenient... I already diarrhea in a pot, daily. I'm almost there!

    • @eequalsmcdonald
      @eequalsmcdonald 9 років тому +28

      Dude, that's like plane 4

    • @subflatwaytizza2912
      @subflatwaytizza2912 9 років тому +6

      I only diarrhea on about half of the days but also on all of my birthdays

    • @gearheadred
      @gearheadred 9 років тому +5

      Dan John Now you just need to talk to it. That's like step 3.

    • @backhandsmack1358
      @backhandsmack1358 9 років тому +4

      Dan John the important part, is that now you have a reason. ba'haa priss dimmie brother.

  • @mchris65
    @mchris65 5 років тому +5

    I love what being out of debt looks like😂 3:02

  • @donlitos
    @donlitos 3 роки тому

    ZONE THEORY SYSTEM EXPLAINED
    1:39 Eyes of 7 Zone Steps not Connected or Aligned
    1:41 Eyes of 7 Zone Steps Connected and Aligned traversing the 3rd Eye
    This really works! Ba'hee Priss Dimmieeeee!

  • @Sneakytoke
    @Sneakytoke 8 років тому +65

    Damn I've always thought than since I'm a fuck freak I wouldn't be able to use Tim and Eric's Zone theory program but now I know I'm wrong!

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop 9 років тому +387

    How do I join this delicious cult????

    • @pooinsky
      @pooinsky 9 років тому +55

      theneedledrop follow the step by step guide ya dingus

    • @InternetSlumlord
      @InternetSlumlord 9 років тому +22

      theneedledrop You stop being vegan and REVIEW PERTURBATOR'S LAST ALBUM, YOU HACK FRAUD

    • @trnkabarfilm
      @trnkabarfilm 9 років тому +1

      zonetheory.net
      Just buy a book and follow steps: www.amazon.com/Tim-Erics-Zone-Theory-Achieve/dp/1455545430

    • @TheAmazingAriel
      @TheAmazingAriel 9 років тому +6

      theneedledrop Cultanthony Fantano

    • @kehellybrors6232
      @kehellybrors6232 9 років тому +1

      theneedledrop anto, u look like boiled egg?

  • @superman55566
    @superman55566 9 років тому +246

    I AM A FUCK FREAK

    • @TravisArk
      @TravisArk 9 років тому +9

      AlienAshtray ayy lmao

    • @RIGO12354
      @RIGO12354 9 років тому +6

      AlienAshtray then buy the book fuckboi

    • @alexcai6695
      @alexcai6695 9 років тому +5

      AlienAshtray no ur not

    • @kylenorth10
      @kylenorth10 9 років тому +2

      John Raphael B. Pascua El-p and Killer Mike the true fuckbois son run the jewels

    • @averymathews4643
      @averymathews4643 9 років тому +1

      Rage Kage Fuck you fuck boys forever hope I said it politely

  • @yamumhasahairynutsac
    @yamumhasahairynutsac 9 років тому +18

    Imagine if all along Tim and Eric have been deadly serious.

  • @mikeboyd3236
    @mikeboyd3236 8 років тому +9

    "My son didn't respect me, but the zone system made it all clear."

  • @Bingus_Bangus
    @Bingus_Bangus Рік тому +10

    That's shirtless eddie

    • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
      @GuyPerson-jt9tv Рік тому +7

      Yep that's right, I love to practice zone theory with my shirt off. And I've lost 30 pounds, thanks to zone theory!

  • @rosiesummer2711
    @rosiesummer2711 9 років тому +19

    The random "I see you." HAHA.

  • @ihaveskillissue69
    @ihaveskillissue69 8 років тому +586

    "Suffering from addiction to Marijuana, eats from 7-11"
    Man that is me.
    Guess I really need to get on the Zone Theory.

    • @corbse2059
      @corbse2059 8 років тому +26

      Don't listen to this bullshit, what you really need in your life is some Pitzmans Mustard, for all your cooking needs.

    • @placidfuture5693
      @placidfuture5693 8 років тому +11

      Thanks Cinco!

    • @RP-nn2mr
      @RP-nn2mr 8 років тому

      It's all of use. And it was Tim and it was Eric before they got rich.

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 6 років тому +1

      dont eat that shit

    • @feelingveryattackedrn5750
      @feelingveryattackedrn5750 5 років тому +2

      Nichijouuu

  • @VirtualCarClub
    @VirtualCarClub Рік тому +6

    oh my god that's shirtless eddie

    • @MNice82
      @MNice82 6 місяців тому

      What's he doing in Walmart with his shirt off?!?!?!

  • @DudeGuy999
    @DudeGuy999 5 років тому +12

    Ba'ha: is a turkey man, that I worship.

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide 6 років тому +1

    I give this video 5 bags of 🍿 and two 🥇 to represent the success that Zone Theory has brought to my life.

  • @StarlynsAgency
    @StarlynsAgency 8 років тому +35

    am level 6 now my diarrhea is perfect

  • @BurtSampson
    @BurtSampson 9 років тому +12

    Since starting the Zone Theory my adult horseplay time has become very productive. Before, whenever I'd romp around with the boys and I usually felt very unsatisfied, now, with just 15-20 minutes a day of nude and adult horseplay I feel ready to conquer the world. This definitely isn't for rude dudes or busy bodies. Ba'Hee and Priss Dimmie to all fellow followers out there.

  • @joshberry777
    @joshberry777 9 років тому +21

    "I see you!" LMFAO

  • @emart5
    @emart5 9 років тому +9

    Although Zone Theory may lead me to become the perfect man, I'll forever devote my life to that almighty Hosanna. Praise Rang Dipkin

  • @billyblumpkin2742
    @billyblumpkin2742 7 років тому +3

    The best part about this sketch is knowing that if you put this on late night TV people would actually buy it

  • @wvnderbread
    @wvnderbread 5 років тому +1

    This video felt like an eternity

  • @diosantana2659
    @diosantana2659 9 років тому +4

    2:33 "Every day I wake up...Call my zone priest...and ...recite him my new Po-ems"
    -Tennessee Luke Fortenberry, Zone Plane 2

  • @Nhnhnfk
    @Nhnhnfk 8 років тому +68

    It worries me that there are people out there who probably think this is real.

    • @saabgarage3574
      @saabgarage3574 8 років тому +7

      it is though?

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 років тому +4

      John Doe You can only say that after reaching plane 8

    • @huludicidal
      @huludicidal 8 років тому +4

      It worries me that this comment gets so many upvotes. Have a downvote. Ba'heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Nhnhnfk
      @Nhnhnfk 8 років тому

      huludicidal thanks

    • @milescend
      @milescend 8 років тому +2

      wait, this isn't real?
      damn, I just gave up my life for zone theory

  • @captnquazar2153
    @captnquazar2153 6 років тому +3

    I know this is comedy but the zone theory literally changed my life and started my music career

  • @butterchuggins5409
    @butterchuggins5409 4 роки тому +1

    I just wish I had my foreskin banjo meats for the last couple of mountain chibber festivals. You remember why old Ronny made honcho dip every single day of your reeducation ceremony. Never forget that, Tina

  • @jaguarsharkman
    @jaguarsharkman 4 роки тому +1

    I've been doing Zone Theory for twenty years. It changed my life.

  • @chopchopchop5585
    @chopchopchop5585 9 років тому +8

    This is all very exciting stuff

  • @andrewedelman3968
    @andrewedelman3968 4 роки тому +4

    These success stories have inspired me to totally zone out & become a swirling mass of molecule balls on the universes pool table. I couldn't be any happier, thanks Cinco!

  • @gattocake
    @gattocake 9 років тому +41

    Silky smooth 23.976 FPS transitions.

    • @Goatsee
      @Goatsee 9 років тому +13

      Ha jokes on you the eye cant see past 24 fucks per second

    • @Tedminat0r
      @Tedminat0r 9 років тому

      Goatsee it's 7.1 fps u dong

  • @GG256_
    @GG256_ 4 роки тому +1

    Pause at 1:40. The zone system is the most sense making thing ever on TaE.

  • @caedgeworth
    @caedgeworth 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks to this book I no longer have pools of blood in my stomach

  • @Serpmusic
    @Serpmusic 9 років тому +68

    Me me Im a Zone Boy.

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 9 років тому +14

      Tony HorrorShow But how did you manage to keep those pearly chompers?

    • @Serpmusic
      @Serpmusic 9 років тому +8

      CardboardOdyssey Dentures!

    • @PowertipBrushhead
      @PowertipBrushhead 3 місяці тому

      Me me wants a bro-oche

  • @tomasberdychchannel
    @tomasberdychchannel 8 років тому +11

    "now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just seven steps" hahahaha

  • @BudleyBailey
    @BudleyBailey 9 років тому +11

    William dafoe looks great, its gotta be the zone boys

  • @noahking3723
    @noahking3723 8 років тому +7

    My probos are in great shape thanks to Zone Theory.

  • @ienjoyapples
    @ienjoyapples 9 років тому +5

    Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists withinside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignment of the zone system is congruent with the zone theory which is just 7 steps.

  • @mikeylikesit100
    @mikeylikesit100 8 років тому +37

    Still makes more sense than Scientology...

  • @DeathOrGlory83
    @DeathOrGlory83 9 років тому +8

    Lifelong fuck freak here, and I can personally say zone theory worked for me.

  • @ryanslater674
    @ryanslater674 5 років тому +30

    I watch this every night in my purple mattress

    • @RonSoda
      @RonSoda 4 роки тому

      How is the purple matress? We need to upgrade the bed in the sex dungeon.

    • @JoeCorneli
      @JoeCorneli 4 роки тому

      How is the sex dungeon? We need to upgrade the root cellar

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick 2 роки тому +2

    Tim Heidecker is actually an incredible actor. I heard someone say that Tim “is amazing at playing the uncanny valley of facial expressions”

  • @RopeGorl
    @RopeGorl Рік тому +5

    Shirtless Eddie is the real star ❤

  • @Filthykur
    @Filthykur 9 років тому +8

    I'm on Plane 2 and I'm just getting started.

  • @GeraldMcCray7stonesGFX
    @GeraldMcCray7stonesGFX 8 років тому +2

    This is honestly the weirdest thing I have seen in quite a while, if you manage to make it through the first 3 minutes, the weirdness increases exponentially. Amazing.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 років тому +31

    They look amazing when they're glamoured up in spotless clothes, blow-dried hair and TV make-up. It achieves a freakishness that transcends normal ugliness and reaches some new level of horrible.

  • @gabrielfernandesabreu6952
    @gabrielfernandesabreu6952 4 роки тому

    0:53 this is what makes tim and eric comedy so god damn funny. Is the little things. The little gestures,smiles. The way they move their hands. This guys are genuises. 2:02

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 2 роки тому +1

    The little smile Tim has after saying he's a level 8. It's like, "I'm level 8 - nah, c'mon guys - no big deal".

  • @johnstumpf93
    @johnstumpf93 Рік тому +4

    It’s weird to see Ed with a shirt on at :15

  • @bsimms3686
    @bsimms3686 Рік тому +12

    Hey Eddie. Your shirts on. Why's your shirt on, Eddie? Take that shirt off, Eddie.

  • @mundunugu5648
    @mundunugu5648 9 років тому +5

    I just pre-ordered.
    My probos are already feeling better.

  • @lintern77
    @lintern77 7 місяців тому +2

    I wish we went to Zone Theory church when I was growing up

  • @taytay4458
    @taytay4458 6 місяців тому +1

    I still say “the big dipster” whenever I see that constellation lol

  • @bewaremyhyperultradoomomeg4139
    @bewaremyhyperultradoomomeg4139 9 років тому +32

    The Zone made my foreskin grow back

  • @BlissfulSl33p
    @BlissfulSl33p 9 років тому +5

    But how do I get the Zone Theory™ to work for me?? My hidden poems are still trapped, my Zone Priest won't pick up the phone, and I've got sores all over my mouth from talking to my diarrhea all morning
    Baha Priss Dimmie

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 9 років тому

      BlissfulSl33p Raoul Duke. The man, the myth, the legend. Take some more ether and remember to stay out of Bat Country. Just don't take a big hit from the brown bottle, it'll mess you up bad.

  • @pezzonovante888
    @pezzonovante888 8 років тому +1

    Wow! That sounds like the right plan for me! Thanks Tim & Eric!

  • @Nothing-fp7jg
    @Nothing-fp7jg Рік тому

    I'm being genuine here, the acting for this is really good. Great delivery.

  • @BrokTheLoneWolf
    @BrokTheLoneWolf 8 років тому +37

    Praise Ba'hee Priss Dimmie