Is This The Video That Will Turn You to Flat Earth??

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Yes you read that correctly. Matt Long of UA-cam channel Woketown thinks that if you watch his video then you will become a flat earther. He even warns you not to watch it incase you don't want to be turned. Hilarious!!
    I wonder if all of you can resist? Let's find out!
    Here is the original video from Woketown:
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  • @DorkSideObamna
    @DorkSideObamna 4 роки тому +397

    "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe."
    Wait, WHAT?!

    • @diegocalixto1575
      @diegocalixto1575 4 роки тому +8

      LMFAO 🤣 good eye bro

    • @suawdthedude8583
      @suawdthedude8583 4 роки тому +8

      Read it again but *slowly*

    • @andrewhdemarest
      @andrewhdemarest 4 роки тому +4

      yeah, thats an old one... but classics are always good

    • @asifmetal666
      @asifmetal666 4 роки тому +2

      We have religious nutcase as usual. But I don't think we have flat earth in our midst

    • @microgrinding
      @microgrinding 4 роки тому +2

      haha yea should be members on both sides of the plate.

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 роки тому +2736

    "Why does everything in the solar system have a dark side?"
    its called a shadow. A shadow.

    • @OzearEimaj
      @OzearEimaj 4 роки тому +89

      Skyett What about the Sun too? They really should double check before making videos...

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 4 роки тому +104

      Ha, "why don't the other stars make light on the dark side of sarurn[in that photo]?" Because Our star is figuratively next to the planet when compared by distances to other stars. When your middle fingertip is saturn and your thumb to is Sol, the next closest Star is across the house away lol.

    • @fredericjuliard4261
      @fredericjuliard4261 4 роки тому +2

      ;):):)

    • @vohbovohborian28
      @vohbovohborian28 4 роки тому +85

      The dark side is a pathway to many celestial phenomena that some would consider... unnatural

    • @sharncrosdale9319
      @sharncrosdale9319 4 роки тому +13

      Vohbo Vohborian, Sheev references are tight!

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 4 роки тому +266

    "We know more about this than you do!"
    His first argument:
    "Why do we never see the stars change?"
    Just... ugh... come on... this is just sad now.

    • @powerdude_dk
      @powerdude_dk 4 роки тому +16

      Best part is he also says the stars don't change in thousands of years.... He's just pulling it out of his ass.
      Dan shows proof that they actually do lol. rip flat earthers.

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 роки тому +6

      Ancient Sumerian astronomers were able to accurately record the comet burst that caused the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah to June 30th 3123 BC with star dating computers, and later with polar ice cores which dated the debris from that time. So you can plot the movement of the heavens on a daily basis, but you can't do it just by eye, as the differences are slower than a sniper.

    • @Xarou
      @Xarou 4 роки тому +4

      @@powerdude_dk To be fair Dan didn't show proof they have changed. He showed what it might look like in the future. A flat earther could just show the same picture and say that's what their model shows the constellation to look like in 40,000 years and say they also showed proof.
      Not trying to defend the flat earth but we need to not use faulty statements when trying to disprove the flat earth.

    • @thinboxdictator6720
      @thinboxdictator6720 4 роки тому +1

      you don't understand
      he knows what you believe better than you do,
      therefore you don't believe that stars change
      don't lie to yourself

    • @hjsalvage2
      @hjsalvage2 4 роки тому

      Would be PHYSICALLY IM fucking POSSIBLE to observe the same constellations an perfect circle star trails traveling all crazy for 6000 +years in a fucking row. Only in pseudo fantasy land would we observe this for 6000+ years straight 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 harry potter is real as well 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks 3 роки тому +343

    "Curve of the earth is in the way" has got to be the best slap in the face rebuttal I've ever heard lol

    • @smith2781
      @smith2781 3 роки тому +12

      It’s hard to win a discussion with an intelligent person but it’s impossible to win against a idiot

    • @smith2781
      @smith2781 3 роки тому +8

      @Ben Tennyson that’s true and what worries me is that they have the right to breed and also vote.

    • @Thejoshrandall
      @Thejoshrandall 3 роки тому +2

      Unless you realize light bends

    • @smith2781
      @smith2781 3 роки тому +6

      Also I’ve heard these idiots say atmoSPHERE 😂

    • @smith2781
      @smith2781 3 роки тому +4

      @@Thejoshrandall ??? I was just implying that they say atmosphere which if they believe the earth was flat why would they say that when a sphere is round. I’m not saying that I can see with my own eyes the shape of the earth but have seen it from photos taken from space and see from watching live footage from the space station.

  • @0xdamian816
    @0xdamian816 4 роки тому +342

    "The flat earth society has members 'all around the globe'."
    Right

    • @jmarcos1588
      @jmarcos1588 4 роки тому +7

      HELLHOUND DAMIAN *UHHHHH YEAH THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT THEIR*

    • @troytasticyt8318
      @troytasticyt8318 4 роки тому +8

      R/therewasanattempt

    • @venomancer5736
      @venomancer5736 4 роки тому +5

      Theres two words
      1A*round*
      2*Globe*

    • @Jycatgc6282
      @Jycatgc6282 4 роки тому

      HELLHOUND DAMIAN
      Exactly right. It didn’t say,”Flat Earth Society has members all over the flat earth!” High 5ive!

    • @robsanchez2038
      @robsanchez2038 4 роки тому +1

      Should've said "Disc"

  • @felixstuber8046
    @felixstuber8046 4 роки тому +941

    "If the earth was round, why does the night sky does not change over the year?"
    Well, you know, it actually does. Thanks for proving the globe.

    • @DobesVandermeer
      @DobesVandermeer 4 роки тому +68

      I'm surprised Dan didn't point that out. Weren't astronomers using the changes in the night sky for various purposes for millennia?

    • @beginization
      @beginization 4 роки тому +8

      The UN is not old yet all nations involved sit around a flat earth map

    • @ryderkirby1
      @ryderkirby1 4 роки тому +26

      m beginization your point is...?

    • @milan_gielis
      @milan_gielis 4 роки тому +7

      What? LIES THE FLATSCREEN DOME PROVIDES THESE CHANGES!

    • @OBtheamazing
      @OBtheamazing 4 роки тому +45

      @@beginization um because its hard to depict a 3d emblem that would be a globe on a 2d space.... are you gonna ask why we use 2d maps next?

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 4 роки тому +141

    Dear Flat Earthers:
    Asking questions only makes you look intelligent if no one has already answered them for you... REPEATEDLY.

    • @xxxgames4458
      @xxxgames4458 4 роки тому

      Lmao, your proof kids like you are brain deadl ike this channel. Tell me why NASA says earth is spinning 1000 mph hurling thru space at 67,000mph and the iss goes around the world at 3 miles a second. Show me the real video evidence. How can the iss go 3 miles a second yet have zero motion, oh ps where are all the stars, oh don't forget space trash that's over populated in space.

    • @garagefirestudios9802
      @garagefirestudios9802 4 роки тому +11

      @@xxxgames4458 You're joking right

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 4 роки тому +19

      @@xxxgames4458 Dear Flat Earthers:
      Asking questions only makes you look intelligent if no one has already answered them for you... REPEATEDLY.

    • @d3von443
      @d3von443 4 роки тому +4

      Goattacular can I PLEASE quote you on this? Here is a sample for you
      “Asking questions only makes you look intelligent if no one has already answered them for you... REPEATEDLY” A very wise man

    • @cntom8233
      @cntom8233 4 роки тому +5

      @@xxxgames4458 actually zero concept of space physics HAHAHHAHA

  • @kavcav
    @kavcav 3 роки тому +144

    The best part of the flat earth is when you ask them if other planets are flat and there like "no we have pictures of them being round" and I'm like oh

    • @stevewakelingslide7089
      @stevewakelingslide7089 3 роки тому +9

      wow pictures? woah now im convinced hahahaha i seen the terminator to

    • @johnbongjoey5200
      @johnbongjoey5200 2 роки тому +3

      And also, how to know which pictures are REAL and which are FAKE? Well it's complicated. But we're really smart so we figured it out: Basically, the ones that support our ridiculous claims are real. And all the rest are fake. We are the smartest people who ever lived and we don't even have to read any books or study or anything like that

    • @sabinamakubo926
      @sabinamakubo926 2 роки тому +2

      or they say they're just constellations but not planets

    • @Power5
      @Power5 Рік тому

      there is no space beyond the firmament. They believe that our night sky is just a projection on the dome. Now you may wonder why they would project round planets on the dome when we are on a flat earth, but just ignore that.

    • @irafranklin5370
      @irafranklin5370 Рік тому +3

      Flat Earthers are the ultimate entetainment !!! LMAO

  • @ThomasTrue
    @ThomasTrue 4 роки тому +554

    "Why isn't Saturn lit up by other stars?"
    Dan, we're supposed to be avoiding touching our faces just now. Can you not post things which induce involuntary facepalms?

    • @isettech
      @isettech 4 роки тому +14

      Now I have to wipe my hand print off my face shield..

    • @johnscaramis2515
      @johnscaramis2515 4 роки тому +25

      Maybe SciManDan should put a warning upfront: desinfect your hands before watching the video, facepalms ahead...

    • @robertlinke2666
      @robertlinke2666 4 роки тому +6

      well, CHL had the answer already. ovengloves. faceprotecting ovengloves

    • @gavinjames8749
      @gavinjames8749 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelk.jensen1611
      @michaelk.jensen1611 4 роки тому +4

      I normally bang my head hard into a table surface or the like. Pull you shoulders up, lean back with along the mid center back and the upper back muscles going into the neck area, now lunge with an accelerating motion with all your upper body, curving towards the table, when reaching a fair close distance to the surface, use your neck muscles to force your head forward like when you are making a hard deep cut hit. Keep the tension in your neck and back muscles, otherwise you might damage your neck section and you will not get a clean hit.
      If it is a really bad FE argument(..!!) aim for something sharp on the table, like one of those office equipment thingies you use to stick receipts on...

  • @BrexonX
    @BrexonX 4 роки тому +1062

    "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent". - Qui-Gon Jinn

    • @Sean_F13
      @Sean_F13 4 роки тому +39

      Incredibly underrated comment

    • @skepzie7849
      @skepzie7849 4 роки тому +9

      “The ability to learn does make you intelligent” - my own ig 🤷‍♂️

    • @RatlabsOfficial
      @RatlabsOfficial 4 роки тому +14

      @@skepzie7849 learning things means you can understand and repeat what has been told. However to discover things you must sometimes unlearn what you once learned to embrace the true reality.

    • @StalinMouStache
      @StalinMouStache 4 роки тому

      @@RatlabsOfficial that isn't what he was saying so idk what your comment was trying to prove or disprove

    • @RatlabsOfficial
      @RatlabsOfficial 4 роки тому +4

      @@StalinMouStache use your own integrity and mind.

  • @nicolasmeyer749
    @nicolasmeyer749 4 роки тому +266

    "We used to be you"
    "I highly doubt that"
    Very good my man

    • @cassielakin
      @cassielakin 4 роки тому +2

      that was my fav comment

    • @thehighground265
      @thehighground265 4 роки тому

      well we all come from apes so yeah they where the same. Actually hey are still monkey so they weren't us we were them.

    • @-dale2051
      @-dale2051 4 роки тому

      @@thehighground265 That is not yet proven, so you are wrong.

    • @-dale2051
      @-dale2051 4 роки тому

      @AquaticBoardwalkEngineer I know that, there is no need for insulting. I just wanted to say that there is no evidence of transitional form from men ancestors to modern humans (I'm not sure if these are correct terms that are used in Evolution in English language).

    • @-dale2051
      @-dale2051 4 роки тому

      @AquaticBoardwalkEngineer I myself believed in evolution because that is probably only logical explanation but as I found out that it is not yet fully proven, I'm patiently waiting for new evidences that might prove it in the future.

  • @krupt5995
    @krupt5995 3 роки тому +64

    Imagine how the man who began this whole thing as a joke is going to feel

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 роки тому +4

      *hits blunt* dude, what if the government made up flat earthers to make all other more plausible (by default) conspiracy theories sound insane?

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount 2 роки тому +4

      *ancient Greeks who realized that the is is a sphere a long time ago start laughing*

    • @hughjanus2781
      @hughjanus2781 Рік тому

      The people who wrote the Bible thought the earth was flat.

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan Рік тому

      Well the dude who started this crap must be dead by now

    • @dudleyhughbanks9287
      @dudleyhughbanks9287 4 місяці тому

      ⁠@@hughjanus2781 They didn’t though. In fact in Job, it references a “circular horizon at the boundary of light and darkness.” Mostly it’s ambiguous of earths shape. It’s not a science book and never really has been. However it does tie in to some historical events.

  • @robertfelton8374
    @robertfelton8374 4 роки тому +130

    That was so weak it could be used for homeopathy "medication".

    • @mattyrose3931
      @mattyrose3931 4 роки тому +5

      Your comment really made me chuckle :)

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 4 роки тому +5

      I'll remember that one to reuse it at some point.

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe if you triple-dipped them, it would improve the potency.

    • @maifantasia3650
      @maifantasia3650 3 роки тому

      Robert Felton - be careful that you don't overdose on it . . . hahahaha . . . Thank you James Randi.

  • @YardenJZ
    @YardenJZ 4 роки тому +124

    "Why are there dark sides on any objects in the solar system" is a REALLY good question, from somone who is supposed to believe they are all luminary bodies...

    • @psionicinversion
      @psionicinversion 4 роки тому +8

      That's the side the sith see!

    • @PayasYouListen
      @PayasYouListen 4 роки тому

      @RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} I'm not following your last point. Why would a flat earth have precluded the use of nuclear weapons to end WW2? (Also, it was Fat Man and Little Boy.)

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 4 роки тому +12

      @@PayasYouListen if the earth were flat radar would have effectively unlimited range over the oceans and be usable from sea level and up. Any airstrike would've been detected coming as soon as the plane took off.

    • @Chamelionroses
      @Chamelionroses 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lorkanthal many things would be detected sooner. Though many flat earthers think space fake, the moon ( among other planetary moons) a hologram, and then say contradictory things. Same old same old.

    • @thinboxdictator6720
      @thinboxdictator6720 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lorkanthal that's actually easy to answer
      from their common claim 'we can't see that far'
      since light has limited range on flat earth,
      radar presumably has limited range too.
      you are assuming that physics works on flat earth as it does in reality.

  • @Arthutstut641
    @Arthutstut641 3 роки тому +447

    At some point these guys gonna start asking "Why do we see only the bright side of the sun?"

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher 3 роки тому +37

      NASA has had facial recognition technology for hundreds of years, and can identify what direction everyone is looking, to be sure the Giant Light points at everyone’s face simultaneously. Duh.

    • @Master_Bruce_Wayne
      @Master_Bruce_Wayne 3 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀

    • @lauragoode5298
      @lauragoode5298 3 роки тому

      The holr sun is bright there is bo dark side

    • @sigmamale197
      @sigmamale197 3 роки тому +12

      @@lauragoode5298 it was a joke🙄

    • @bernhardtweihrich3893
      @bernhardtweihrich3893 3 роки тому +8

      Cause the sun is flat too

  • @theplugemeitzer5229
    @theplugemeitzer5229 3 роки тому +292

    In sniper school we were taught how to adjust for the curvature of the earth.
    I need to change this comment it didn't come out right. Back then we didn't have anything that would shoot that far but it was explained to us. Today a sniper has made a shot 1 1/2 miles. I think maybe this would affect his shot.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 роки тому +4

      Do you draw out their suffering or headshots?

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 3 роки тому +47

      Did you guys learn about the 360 no scope?

    • @sub-brotherhood8990
      @sub-brotherhood8990 3 роки тому +3

      @@1th_to_comment. if they're trying to kill a high value target I'd assume a headshot or a heart/lung shot. But I've heard of medal of honor winners for confirmed kills that they shot to wound and then when they tried to help they're buddy shot them too.
      But I'm not an expert and don't know any millitary snipers

    • @macadelic1360
      @macadelic1360 3 роки тому +13

      @@sub-brotherhood8990 heads too small of a target. Always aim for vitals in the center of mass

    • @ReadyPlayerDog
      @ReadyPlayerDog 3 роки тому +33

      You all must be in on it as well! Personally, I have no idea how my hybrid car works. So instead of researching it or taking the word of people vastly more qualified I decided that it works by tiny little gremlins that the motor industry is covering up. #gremlinpower

  • @B_Poort
    @B_Poort 4 роки тому +810

    Let's all appreciate the following sentence: "the flat earth society has members all around the globe"

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 4 роки тому +227

    "I know what you believe better than you do."
    Because no one has ever said that without lying about what the other person believes.

    • @sweetdurt2143
      @sweetdurt2143 4 роки тому +6

      Well said

    • @TheGuruStud
      @TheGuruStud 4 роки тому +7

      I'm sure priests say that...

    • @mymumbakescakes
      @mymumbakescakes 4 роки тому +5

      Yep. Flerfs grasping at straws yet again.

    • @dischqrge4846
      @dischqrge4846 4 роки тому +5

      What does the top quote even mean? How can someone know what I believe more than- WHAT?

    • @SnakeMan448
      @SnakeMan448 4 роки тому +7

      @@dischqrge4846 They don't. They're just lying about your position, because they cannot engage with a real person.

  • @freddan6fly
    @freddan6fly 4 роки тому +204

    Yet again only one condenced reason: "the earth is bigger than I can imagine" - Space is even bigger. He cannot imagine that stars are further away than the grocery store on the corner.

    • @unf3z4nt
      @unf3z4nt 4 роки тому +5

      The visible universe is not that big of you are able to grasp the concept of exponentials and logarithmic scales.

    • @Bryan46162
      @Bryan46162 4 роки тому +11

      Actually, he's banking on his potential victims not being able to imagine...

    • @kronan7414
      @kronan7414 4 роки тому +11

      You forgot, they also can't think in three dimensions.

    • @anlumo1
      @anlumo1 4 роки тому +24

      “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.” - Douglas Adams

    • @Lord_RFAS
      @Lord_RFAS 4 роки тому +4

      @@kronan7414 Neither do I. It's 4D at a minimum for me.

  • @mczman123
    @mczman123 3 роки тому +135

    “Its hard to win an argument with a smart person but impossible to win an argument against an idiot”
    - Jim Jam Banana Slam, Yoda

  • @jordanthedivine
    @jordanthedivine 4 роки тому +241

    “the flat earth society has members all AROUND the globe” 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @Lucien729
      @Lucien729 3 роки тому +6

      best was the awnsering comment: "say that again, but slowly" ..lol

    • @codymunoz1561
      @codymunoz1561 3 роки тому +2

      Bomb shells have been dropped lol

    • @randytorres5684
      @randytorres5684 3 роки тому +7

      That's what's scary! That means we are surrounded by idiot's.

    • @theengineer1437
      @theengineer1437 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lucien729 the funny man is now on reddit

    • @rossmonwithaneaux8085
      @rossmonwithaneaux8085 3 роки тому

      Lolhaha... Funny

  • @Wikkid2daCOR
    @Wikkid2daCOR 4 роки тому +170

    Flat earther: I have new and irrefutable proof for a flat earth!" *proceeds to rehash the same tired old points that have been debunked a thousand times usually with the same old pictures and anecdotal evidence shown at least a hundred times to be worthless*
    At this time they're just trying to bore us into ignoring them, then claiming victory because nobody on the other side even bothered trying to debunk them...

    • @forest7013
      @forest7013 4 роки тому +3

      That was a tremendously amazing point.

    • @darththeo
      @darththeo 4 роки тому +11

      Flat Earthers are just using the proven methods of young earth creationists ... they give an argument, get debunked, ignore the debunk and claim no one can debunk their arguments repeat until the other side just gives up.

    • @isettech
      @isettech 4 роки тому +8

      Time to blow his mind. Ask him to take a good telephoto picture of a full moon at moonrise from where he is, then compare moon rise photos from other placed in the world and explain the differences. If you orient all the moon rise photos so the moon features all align, the land does not. If you align all the level flat horizon photos, the moon rotates depending on latitude. Have him explain that on a flat land. Let's see no math theory, repeatable, hmm. Mind blown. Best if you can get photos take on the same day at the exact same time, from Australia and Japan, England, and the USA. That will never happen.

    • @july8xx
      @july8xx 4 роки тому

      @@isettech Mr Sensible made a video on March 27, 2020 of the space station going over head.
      ua-cam.com/video/nmLjfhEZg7s/v-deo.html
      From his approximate 1ºW 51ºN latitude the orientation of the Moon and Venus was perpendicular to the horizon. At my location 82ºW 27ºN the moon appeared to be about the same distance from Venus but parallel to the horizon and to the south of it. According to Mr Sensible’s time stamp my observation was about six hours later.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 4 роки тому

      But his animation of "Earth rotates, orbits Sun, hurls through space, ..." was different from the usual "Flat Earth stock footage", wasn't it?

  • @breezyjr
    @breezyjr 4 роки тому +93

    I really get a kick out of Flat Earthers who use parts of science to debunk the science they don't believe... It's kind of like saying, I believe all the science that backs my claim but all the science that debunks it, is fake... lol

    • @TimestampGuy2020
      @TimestampGuy2020 4 роки тому +10

      Sounds like some Trump logic to me

    • @sykeassai
      @sykeassai 4 роки тому +5

      @@TimestampGuy2020 Well with someone like Trump as US President, the kind of things flat earthers get to claim about, are more common because as trump likes to claim with anything he doesn't understand (which is quite possibly absofuckinglutely everything ever) with his favorite catchphrase "Fake News" which usually translates as real news but he's too dumb to remotely understand anything more complicated than he understands that he can make vaguely coherent sounds when he opens his mouth.

    • @gonzomuse
      @gonzomuse 4 роки тому +2

      Like the existence of the Van Allen belts making space travel impossible. Apparently.

    • @tfish0
      @tfish0 4 роки тому

      what?! science fake? I'm laughing with you on that one!

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 4 роки тому

      @@sykeassai Yeah, well, when they claimed he stole the election, with Russian help, and pressured the Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden's corruption, and banned travel from China out of racism, that was fake news. There are many other examples.

  • @kurienthomas5091
    @kurienthomas5091 3 роки тому +223

    I am a captain and have sailed the seas for 25 years. This is really good as a stress buster. 😂

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 3 роки тому +15

      I cant help but have appreciation for sailors. Did you ever get close to Antarctica? Was there an armed guard ring keeping people out? Did you ever seen interesting evidence of the round earth from the ocean?

    • @englishinamharicgrade4to92
      @englishinamharicgrade4to92 3 роки тому +2

      So its flat right

    • @jackflandurs
      @jackflandurs 3 роки тому +6

      I’m just wondering, if you are on the bottom hemisphere sailing or say, driving in Australia and you look “up” to the night sky, would you be able to see The North Star or would it be blocked by the earth “underneath” (or would it be above?) you..?? Wouldn’t you see completely different stars than someone on top of the globe?

    • @Monsolido
      @Monsolido 3 роки тому +29

      @@jackflandurs Yes that is correct, people can't see Polaris in the Southern hemisphere. One of many immediate proofs that the Earth isn't flat.

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 3 роки тому +9

      @@jackflandurs so something to remember.
      On earth "down" means towards the center of earth.
      So no matter where you are down is the ground and up is the sky.
      Gravity is a force that we know simply happens. There's theories of why, but regardless we know matter attracts matter. Gravity is how we define words like down.
      Down is wherever gravity currently pulls you.

  • @norsomething7138
    @norsomething7138 4 роки тому +265

    It's not ok to laugh at disable peoples

    • @logancamp9098
      @logancamp9098 4 роки тому +3

      *disabled people, and we're not, just idiots

    • @D34DB0x
      @D34DB0x 4 роки тому +5

      F

    • @dsdsspp7130
      @dsdsspp7130 4 роки тому +41

      they're not disabled. disabled people deserve respect because they have to achieve things in a way that is harder than how we do.
      they have a brain and a hand and yet they manage to be arrogant and stupid.

    • @D34DB0x
      @D34DB0x 4 роки тому +6

      Double F

    • @tyranno5669
      @tyranno5669 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a joke, chill

  • @gyllkrans
    @gyllkrans 4 роки тому +153

    While we're discussing "Why this... ?", "Why that... ?" type of questions: Why is it that almost all FE-arguments displays a complete lack of understanding of the scale of everything?

    • @darkazon5343
      @darkazon5343 4 роки тому +26

      Ignorance. Ignorance and stupidity

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 роки тому +12

      Theoretical mathematics and a fundamental lack of reality.

    • @MrSnoots
      @MrSnoots 4 роки тому +20

      Once you conclude that something is a conspiracy, it's easy to conclude that everything is a conspiracy and you can therefore ignore it. There's no counter argument because any reason or logic can be dismissed as part of the conspiracy.

    • @timelordtardis
      @timelordtardis 4 роки тому +6

      Oh, oh Sir, Sir, I know the answer to that one. Please sir, is it because they're living in a fantasy world? or are they just fools?

    • @bobblum5973
      @bobblum5973 4 роки тому +9

      "Why? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. If you did believe it, you wouldn't be a Flat Earther."
      Scale, mathematics, engineering; all this and more are not understood by flat earthers. And I should clarify my statement by saying that I do not mean those who are willing to listen, think, and learn (Example: SeekTruth SpeakTruth). I mean the more visible ones who either know the Earth is not flat and want fame and money, or the ones who are wilfully ignorant and who seem to take pride in their lack of knowledge.

  • @rodthomas3375
    @rodthomas3375 4 роки тому +472

    "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe". LMAO priceless.

    • @TheOwlman
      @TheOwlman 4 роки тому +27

      One of the organisers of a UK flat Earth convention actually said "we have members coming from all around the globe" when being interviewed by local TV (they will interview anyone!). I can't for the life of me remember the area (probably midlands, around Birmingham) but the clip made it onto a comedy panel show.

    • @johntracy72
      @johntracy72 4 роки тому +20

      Plus cats will push everything off the edge if earth is indeed flat.

    • @CrunchgTime
      @CrunchgTime 4 роки тому +1

      Rod Thomas 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭

    • @Kilnor
      @Kilnor 4 роки тому +2

      I know I saw that too, lol too funny!

    • @BetterThanYouAnyway
      @BetterThanYouAnyway 4 роки тому +1

      Also, 5k likes and 380 shares... the whole world :D

  • @ISuperYoloI
    @ISuperYoloI 3 роки тому +38

    "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!" -A currently flat earther.

  • @paulembleton1733
    @paulembleton1733 4 роки тому +225

    Conversation between Me and Fe:
    Me: I took my telescope to Lands End (Cornwall, UK). I pointed it towards New York, maximum magnification, but I couldn’t see New York. I tried this over several weeks.
    Fe: Perspective mate.
    Me: You mean that my perspective is the earth is a globe so therefore I can’t see New York?
    Fe: Naaa, mate, perspective is like when rail tracks get closer together.
    Me: Oh, you mean that things further away appear smaller.
    Fe: You got it mate.
    Me: But, as I just said, I had my telescope.
    Fe: Yea but telescopes have a focal limit where the apectural focal stop and angle precipitate.
    Me: Not sure I follow. I use this telescope when looking at the moon. I can see features the size of New York and the moon is much further away....
    Fe: That’s what they claim. Personally mate I doubt the moon is real.
    Me: But its been observed for thousands of years and people have landed on it.
    Fe: Special effects.
    Me: They had special effects in Ancient Egypt?
    Fe: Naaa mate, history has been faked.
    Me: But experts in multiple fields using multiple methods agree...
    Fe: They’re all in on it or they’re brainwashed.
    Me: That would mean I am also in on it or brainwashed.
    Fe: ‘fraid so mate.
    Me: How come you’ve avoided being brainwashed?
    Fe: I think for myself...
    Me: Whereas I and archeologists and geologists and historians and physicists and chemists and [snip, the list goes on for a while...] none of us can think for ourselves?
    Fe: You got it.
    Me: So, who is doing the brainwashing?
    Fe: Well mate, that would be aliens from another planet.
    Me: Another planet?
    Fe: Yep.
    Me: You mean a planet like a big ball in space?
    Fe: Yep.
    Me: Their planet isn’t flat?
    Fe: Don’t be thick mate, only earth is flat.

    • @Mo95793
      @Mo95793 4 роки тому +18

      Now my question is, how is that any different from someone with a pathological delusion.

    • @johnreed1580
      @johnreed1580 4 роки тому +12

      that was fun!

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 4 роки тому +10

      That was fun to read :D

    • @Carpesimia
      @Carpesimia 4 роки тому +9

      Hahhaahahaahh thanks for that! Very entertaining..

    • @svinjskirege4262
      @svinjskirege4262 4 роки тому +15

      That reminds me of my cousin...He was my roommate while we went to college...he would smoke weed every night and then start to explain to me the "truth" about everything. Man, never in my life have I heard so much weird shit like in those few years with him. That was time before internet was big thing, before google...so he used to read some obscure magazines and books. He explained to me that every part of atom, proton, electron and neutron, has their counterpart in people, like electron people are demons, have blue eyes and no soul, they are cold and cruel and highly inteligent, proton people are devils, blacks and arabs, they don't have intelligence, just instinct and they are aggresive, and then there are neutron people, perfectly balanced, perfect human beings, but very rare, in fact only people born in his home town are like that. Also, all history is fake, and it has been planned by free masons from stone age. Even then, they planned everything, from Egyptian pyramids to WW2, thousands of years ahead. Me and him are both Slavs, living in Slavic country, but somehow he figured that we are celts, and would not stop telling anyone "I'm not from here, I'm not like you, I'm proud celtic warrior". He was also extremely paranoid, always wispering and writing those crazy ideas in notebooks, and hiding them because he thought masons are watching him and will kill him if he reveals too much. He had piles of notebooks in his room, 30 years of writing insane shit, and sometimes I would persuade him to show me some of it...it was totally crazy, with drawings and diagrams and everything. I wish i had those notebooks, I think I could write a good sci fi novel based on those ideas. And when I tried arguing with him, and present him with some arguments, he would just say, no that's a lie, they are all masons, historians, archeologists, everyone is in on it. And he knows everything because holy spirit enabled him to get the knowledge. He would get really angry and aggressive if I tried to explain anything to him, and he would call me a demon.

  • @thatstuffguy
    @thatstuffguy 4 роки тому +76

    They seem more interested in "debunking" a heliocentric model, than providing actual empirical evidence. Earth is flat? Then show it, not just talk about it.

    •  4 роки тому +15

      because they CAN'T. when they TRY they prove the globe!
      "a 15 degree per hour drift. thanks bob."
      "interesting."

    • @i-evi-l
      @i-evi-l 4 роки тому +5

      They think they are showing the facts, but your conditioning blinds you to the obvious truth.
      Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug no matter who it is.

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 4 роки тому +8

      @@i-evi-l The only facts they show you end up ruining their inane fantasies, whilst they completely ignore the obvious truth, which is highly amusing.

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 4 роки тому +10

      They misunderstand or misinterpret facts. Even when you directly ask them to show you a picture of the flat earth or the dome they won't do it because they can't. Instead you get some stupid answer like "do your own research". Which really means they can't do it and don't like being called out on it.

    • @i-evi-l
      @i-evi-l 4 роки тому +2

      @@leftpastsaturn67 Yup. That was my intended meaning with my colorful statement.

  • @AnyDrug
    @AnyDrug 4 роки тому +137

    FEr thinks: maths = bad | using computers to spread "truth."
    Do they see the irony..? Probably not.

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 4 роки тому +28

      they can't, it's over the curve...

    • @Puchuchi747
      @Puchuchi747 4 роки тому +7

      They think earth is flat, you are giving then too much credit if you think they will understand, lol (great comment btw!)

    • @danielblock8523
      @danielblock8523 4 роки тому +8

      so true they literally use the results of their denied science to undermine their stupid opinions 😂

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 4 роки тому +11

      You mean computers don't work by magic?

    • @danielblock8523
      @danielblock8523 4 роки тому +6

      @@hedgehog1965uk fuck my life is a lie

  • @riquipoo5578
    @riquipoo5578 3 роки тому +64

    It's like trying to argue with a 3 year old...just pat them on the head and say "aren't you cute"...😂

    • @pkf4124
      @pkf4124 3 роки тому +4

      Then send them off to school, to be educated.

    • @urielurrutia3137
      @urielurrutia3137 3 роки тому +1

      Well, try to explain that 3 year old when he/she keeps asking you question after question and you realize that actually you don't even know a thing a don't even know how to answer completely. Then you'll realize you're actually not so beyond that little 3 year old and you can ask him/her to pat you on the head and play together while insulting flathearthers because "they're bad".
      Love you all brother

    • @thehoodedvagabum7375
      @thehoodedvagabum7375 3 роки тому +2

      Asking questions doesn´t means that the questions are in fact good or that they have a valid reason for being asked. That´s a falacy.
      Besides, they are fucking asking questions that were answered hundreds of years ago. And not just that, but the dumbasses are actually using technology and planes, or ships... that can function precisely because we know the earth is fucking round. It´s not a freaking mistery lol

    • @Hamphield
      @Hamphield 3 роки тому

      Fuck you youtube
      Delete this 🖕🏻

    • @Hamphield
      @Hamphield 3 роки тому

      Pat them?, this things only deserves a high speed led pill into its processing system so it will definitely be stopped
      But that would be a waste of led

  • @rojh9351
    @rojh9351 4 роки тому +177

    The “arguments” are so well rehearsed now, I think we can all recite them in our sleep, along with the evidence to refute them.
    I’m more interested in trying to work out what type of flat earther they are, and I’m putting them into categories:
    Type 1: Religious flat earther - sees the flat earth as essential to their theistic belief, e.g. certain creationists. You’ll never convince them otherwise because: it would compromise their guaranteed passage to eternal life.
    Type 2: Conspiracy Theorist - 2 types:
    Type 2a) Conspiracy Narcissist - believes there is an international cabal hiding the truth from them personally. You’ll never convince them otherwise because: You’re really one of THEM!
    Type 2b) Conspiracy ignoramus - believes themselves to have superior intellect, but finds real science hard, therefore - science is wrong! You’ll never convince them otherwise because - they’d have to admit to having the intellect of the average daffodil
    Type 3: Charlatan. You’ll never convince them otherwise because: they already don’t believe, but it’s an easy shortcut to online ad revenue.
    I’m thinking WokeTown is either Type 1 (accusing science of being a religion is a dead giveaway) or Type 2b) (has picked up a smattering of “science” from bad UA-cam videos that he trots out with great personal pride).

    • @rojh9351
      @rojh9351 4 роки тому +6

      @simon corbett Thanks for your comments. I did originally have a single Type 2, and I agree with you, there’s not really a difference, more of emphasis. The type 2a) is focused on how their special knowledge protects them from their paranoid fears of hidden powers, and their goal is to rescue the ‘sheeple’. Type 2b) is much more about parading their ‘superior’ intellect, the likes of Nathan Oakley leaping to mind, where the goal is more undeserved self-aggrandisement. But my system sure ain’t perfect, just back of the envelope stuff so far! If anyone can think of missing categories. Anthony Riley’s a good example that there’s another type.

    • @MA-dz8kp
      @MA-dz8kp 4 роки тому +10

      "having the intellect of the average daffodil". Funniest thing I heard today. 🤣😂 Thanks for the laugh.

    • @kevinwatson1397
      @kevinwatson1397 4 роки тому +8

      I think most are type 3. They know the earth is round, but exploit the idiots of the other types. However, I think their motivation is less often money, it's influence and notoriety. They want to make an name for themselves, become idolised, mainly in an attempt to have sex with girls. Leaders of religious cults are exactly the same.

    • @antyspi4466
      @antyspi4466 4 роки тому +11

      You missed 2 other types:
      3) The lost Flerf: People feeling being on the receiving end of society and therefore seeking a likeminded community, while hoping for the downfall of the "elites", once the movement takes over
      4) The hired Flerf: Content producer who will promote everything he gets paid for by other entities

    • @Chamelionroses
      @Chamelionroses 4 роки тому +2

      @@kevinwatson1397 that is true. There are many con artists that easily convince gullible while getting rich while not believing bullshit themselves.

  • @timothymarchant9079
    @timothymarchant9079 4 роки тому +204

    3 minutes in and i'm already thinking,
    "Get to the f***ing point Matt."

    • @milan_gielis
      @milan_gielis 4 роки тому +14

      Well that's the problem on a flat surface you don't have points

    • @whitemonoblos3605
      @whitemonoblos3605 4 роки тому +5

      @@milan_gielis *_OOF_*

    • @tsuu8250
      @tsuu8250 4 роки тому +3

      why is it that when you need to get to a point on land, you need to walk to it instead of sliding your way unto it like you did on the playground?

    • @shayanmoosavi9139
      @shayanmoosavi9139 4 роки тому +2

      @@tsuu8250 I was about to call you a fucking idiot (ding), then I read your username. Nice one😂😂😂

    • @tsuu8250
      @tsuu8250 4 роки тому

      @@shayanmoosavi9139 stan loona my fellow sKePtiC

  • @user-cs3wg8lk9l
    @user-cs3wg8lk9l 4 роки тому +527

    “The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.”
    Me: *A R O U N D ? G L O B E?*

    • @TheRealG5
      @TheRealG5 4 роки тому +34

      And also, T H E G L O B E ?

    • @dr.zamanritu9033
      @dr.zamanritu9033 4 роки тому +13

      @Pulzanicus pulzanic same

    • @ldvconvoy4063
      @ldvconvoy4063 4 роки тому +16

      That was funny the first million times

    • @Dark_Zeraora
      @Dark_Zeraora 4 роки тому +6

      I was looking in the comments for this. First thing I did was pause it and asked my wife, "What's wrong with this statement." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wakeelhusain1570
      @wakeelhusain1570 4 роки тому +5

      lol

  • @randomloser5271
    @randomloser5271 3 роки тому +112

    Why don't we just eject flat earthers into space? Imagine the irony.

    • @AdminHouse
      @AdminHouse 3 роки тому +8

      We could do that soon. Project Roundy.

    • @chocolatechara01
      @chocolatechara01 3 роки тому +14

      No, launch all of them to the moon, then wait for a full moon cycle so that they see the planet, bring them back, and drill it into their heads for 48 hours that the earth is NOT FLAT

    • @beaudinnapolitano9954
      @beaudinnapolitano9954 3 роки тому +9

      They will just claim nasa put a alien anal probe up there ass so they see the earth is flat. My point being they will just come up with some dumbass excuse to prove everybody wrong. It’s simply not worth it. But it would be funny!!😂😂😂

    • @8ballhatmaker
      @8ballhatmaker 3 роки тому +2

      I have said this many times, I want all the main flat earthers to build a rocket themselves and go to the edge of the Firmament, also fly to the wall that the claim is Antarctica and do some actual flying from Australia to Chile without sleeping, all with live feed cameras to their little followers and prove their own theory

    • @urielurrutia3137
      @urielurrutia3137 3 роки тому +2

      You're just on that side because you see others ridiculing flathearthers but you don't realize why propaganda is eager to make flathearthers look like fools when they are actually onto something big.
      You just do as you see in social media but has to end if you want to be saved.

  • @onionenthusiast9832
    @onionenthusiast9832 4 роки тому +367

    Joe Mama

    • @troytasticyt8318
      @troytasticyt8318 4 роки тому +27

      That would be cool. But sadly not true 😞

    • @purple3018
      @purple3018 4 роки тому +52

      No they believe that “atmospheric disturbance” keeps you from seeing a far distance.

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 4 роки тому +56

      I love that they only believe in refractive light when it suits their narrative.

    • @man5262
      @man5262 4 роки тому +10

      @@purple3018 so they changed to that from "perspective", eh?

    • @purple3018
      @purple3018 4 роки тому +7

      Random Boi Yeah, they aren’t the brightest

  • @mustafam3285
    @mustafam3285 4 роки тому +62

    Why did you show me this? I’m a flat earther now! Basic physics is now an incomprehensible mess to me unless it serves my personal agenda!

    • @Skunkanoid
      @Skunkanoid 4 роки тому +5

      oh no! ok lets see if we can revert you back to common sense; what's 2+2?! there might still be hope!

    • @MrClobbertime
      @MrClobbertime 4 роки тому +4

      Since it was only half the video you should only be half a flat Earther so you can still be saved!

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 роки тому +1

      Go talk to Mike Hawk. He'll set you straight.

  • @pikespeakaudio8898
    @pikespeakaudio8898 4 роки тому +250

    "Mere theoretical mathematics"
    As someone with a Master's in Mathematics, this particular comment is far more amusing than it should be.

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg 4 роки тому +9

      @Christoffer Well, math is great at the theoretical, but so good at the practical.

    • @bovaiveu
      @bovaiveu 4 роки тому +2

      @Christoffer Ohh, I don't know, math is just philosophy after all.

    • @MichaelClark-uw7ex
      @MichaelClark-uw7ex 4 роки тому

      You're good, I think its hilarious too.

    • @ministryoftruth8499
      @ministryoftruth8499 4 роки тому +18

      Not to burst your bubble. The only flat earther I know IRL has a Master's in Mathematics. His degree along with all the evidence, facts, logic, science, consistency, etc in the world cannot prevent him from believing in the flat earth and all sorts of equally easily disproved nonsensical conspiracy theories. All those things mean nothing to him. You see, he's also a narcissist. He means everything to himself. Fringe beliefs like FE make him feel special, mainstream beliefs like spherical earth just another "sheeple". He'll chose feeling special every... single... time.

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 4 роки тому +7

      @Hand Solo Well given half of them don't actually believe that math can actually make curved lines... (meaning they never got to Geometry in school)

  • @johncostello3174
    @johncostello3174 3 роки тому +17

    Flat Earth Society is planning a mission to land on the Sun in 2035. " The mission will be confined to nighttime as the surface should be a lot cooler "

  • @CaptainSpock1701
    @CaptainSpock1701 4 роки тому +87

    "I'm a flat earther and I guarantee you you don't know what I believe"
    *Duh* - It's in the name!

    • @Kadekuru
      @Kadekuru 4 роки тому

      Johan Visser Goes to show how stupid they are.

    • @doctyler1801
      @doctyler1801 4 роки тому

      Hahahahahahaha thanks, needed a good laff! 🤣

    • @CaptainSpock1701
      @CaptainSpock1701 4 роки тому

      @@Kadekuru - could not agree more!

    • @patrickspitlerjr6150
      @patrickspitlerjr6150 4 роки тому

      Referring to the Bible and beliefs in faith. So that's a correct statement. You don't know what that person believes. You'll get behind gender fluid, yet science says chromosome.

  • @FormattedWill
    @FormattedWill 4 роки тому +176

    His video has convinced me.
    he doesn't understand the globe model.

    • @Laptopdog78
      @Laptopdog78 4 роки тому

      Wizard Zen Who, Con Man Dan?

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 4 роки тому +8

      @@Laptopdog78 here we go again....

    • @lupitalomeli7128
      @lupitalomeli7128 4 роки тому +1

      Im the 69th like lol

    • @TheCJHowes
      @TheCJHowes 4 роки тому +7

      @@Laptopdog78 Well, since flerfs are unable to refute the heliocentric model without presenting a strawman of it, it's fairly safe to say that no, they don't understand it, at all. All their questions would simply disappear if they did.

    • @KarnagetheEmcee
      @KarnagetheEmcee 4 роки тому +2

      Globe came from the flat earth map. Flat earth map was projected onto a ball and they call it a globe. For representational purposes. Therefore globe is just more accurate with size of the lands where flat maps distort the size. Remember size matters just ask the ladies. Earth is not flat.

  • @cqllel5186
    @cqllel5186 4 роки тому +581

    I wonder if this 6ft social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet

    • @Craftlngo
      @Craftlngo 4 роки тому +31

      they don't believe in the existence of a _global pandemic_

    • @atharvparlikar8765
      @atharvparlikar8765 4 роки тому +5

      Aah this is a reddit joke

    • @IPAsAndSunshine
      @IPAsAndSunshine 4 роки тому +15

      Was proven to be a myth by the same institution that enacted it. 10-12 feet is the new min. Lol. Particles travel furthers than 6’ that study was made in the 70s and never changed. Currently they are doing new tests to give us that new requirement which will further reduce the amount of people allowed inside buildings and at social gatherings. What’s more interesting is the results of the covid audit in Texas County that came out last week. 4,800 active cases of covid. They sent staff home to home to readminister tests and speak face to face about symptoms, check others in the home etc. house calls. They found that of the 4,800 active cases of covid there were actually only less that hundred authentic. As of now, statistics say covid has a mortality rate of .0003. And an infection rate of 4%. Compare those statistics to other pandemics and your mind with explode. Also look into our recent past, the Ebola and H1N1 scares. Many will to this day say they were terrible, but the WHO had to list both as widespread epidemics because neither was an actual pandemic. On top of that one of the two was shown to be an orchestrated hoax by the WHO, and in the same year they were publicity shamed for the attempted world coup, and offered a public apology to boot. Hence why both pandemics were dropped to widespread epidemics. Ebola didn’t even really leave Africa, yet they wanted Americans to also wear masks, social distance, and lock down the same as now then.
      Problem with the human effect is many of us wanna be in the now, when the now is effected by the then. When we see something “new” happening around us, take the moments and do yourself a favor and learn about the elements involved and then learn about the story. Many more times than not, your getting a story, not reality.

    • @markhawk8095
      @markhawk8095 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha nice one 👍 gonna steel this for Facebook

    • @bearlemley
      @bearlemley 4 роки тому +2

      IPAsAndSunshine
      “Stampede!!”
      I’m stealing your post as well. Thanks.
      (Hope I don’t get beat up by a gaggle of Karens!

  • @minchelanimations650
    @minchelanimations650 3 роки тому +38

    “The flat earth society has members all around the globe” XD

    • @donaldfrazier5244
      @donaldfrazier5244 3 роки тому

      Come up with some new original material !

    • @alysgrant6732
      @alysgrant6732 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @alysgrant6732
      @alysgrant6732 3 роки тому

      @@donaldfrazier5244, well it's the first time i read his comment.

    • @SirGEMZOL
      @SirGEMZOL 3 роки тому +1

      But most is Trump supporters :)

    • @TheNickstar
      @TheNickstar 3 роки тому

      @@SirGEMZOL why are you bringing politics into this?

  • @MadMaz1983
    @MadMaz1983 4 роки тому +40

    My 7 year old niece loves science & space. We've started to watch your videos together (not the comments compilations) & she's loving them too! She thinks Flat Earthers are funny & rolls her eyes at them. Thanks for the educational aspect of your videos which even a 7 year old gets 😊👍

    • @bookmarksbindery7850
      @bookmarksbindery7850 4 роки тому +3

      Not the comments compilations. Yes, I think that's a wise move on your part :-D

    • @dischqrge4846
      @dischqrge4846 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, just make sure to keep your niece safe and turn her into a successful person when she has the gift of knowing science and loving it so much.

    • @cambellsmyth452
      @cambellsmyth452 Рік тому

      I loved science and space as a 7 year old too...though I was naive and I thought all that I was taught was true...We are being programmed from little kids to believe absurdities...so you do not who are, where you are, where you have been or where you are going. You live in a world of lies...teach the kid to think for themselves CRITICALLY and not what the Freemasons want her to believe! Stop accepting political correctness as truth! they are not the same.

    • @adamcazares5238
      @adamcazares5238 9 місяців тому

      You ever heard that saying if the lies told enough people believe it as the truth I need to say nothing more if you ride an airplane and take a level with you you will never see it change it stays flat the plane that we live on continue straight ask Donald Trump as Shaquille O'Neal there's more proof also back in the 1800s it was proven there's plenty of states in the United States that are flat for miles so where is the the curvature😢😮😅😊❤

  • @skydiverhx2
    @skydiverhx2 3 роки тому +212

    "It's easy to convince a person of a lie, but it's almost imposible to convince a person that has ever lived a lie."

    • @zmyt_017
      @zmyt_017 3 роки тому +3

      can i use super telescope at night and look for the sun?
      way do my toy don't move side down in a moving car?

    • @jasonhooley8414
      @jasonhooley8414 3 роки тому +3

      I have used this quote many a time for those stuck in cognitive dissonance ( unable to accept a reality due to indoctrination as a child)

    • @KAZ3EM
      @KAZ3EM 3 роки тому +1

      Good point!

    • @steelirony1622
      @steelirony1622 3 роки тому

      More people believe Heliocentric model, so if its easier to convince people of a lie.....

    • @darrellwilliams1714
      @darrellwilliams1714 3 роки тому +10

      @@steelirony1622 that would be because... there's science behind it.

  • @nesy3634
    @nesy3634 4 роки тому +85

    He literally disproved the flat Earth.

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 4 роки тому +9

      they are a special kind of special, ain't they?

    • @nesy3634
      @nesy3634 4 роки тому +3

      @@timq6224 yes

    • @lloydfrazier3682
      @lloydfrazier3682 4 роки тому +2

      He actually didnt. He just has somethin to say against what dude says. That doesnt prove anything

    • @nesy3634
      @nesy3634 4 роки тому +1

      @@lloydfrazier3682 Disproved literally their arguement, sorry that doesn't seem to be right lol.

  • @PisaniProductions
    @PisaniProductions 3 роки тому +5

    As a Christian, it annoys me that pretty much all flat earthers use religion as a cop out. Don’t group me in with your idiocracy.

  • @whatswrong598
    @whatswrong598 4 роки тому +35

    Asking why we see the same stars every day is like looking up at a cloud, walking 5ft forward, then wondering why you can still see the same cloud when you look up again🤪

    • @Pete_R63
      @Pete_R63 4 роки тому +5

      Well put and a good, easy analogy.

    • @CarbonTech19
      @CarbonTech19 4 роки тому +10

      I like the observer on a train analogy. The trees next to the tracks are whipping by, while the distant mountains appear to be stationary.

    • @Pete_R63
      @Pete_R63 4 роки тому +6

      @@CarbonTech19 Ah, yes! Another good one.

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 4 роки тому +13

      You know what? I'm too bored, so I'll quickly do the numbers here.
      The diameter of Earth's orbit is roughly 299,200,000 kilometres. Alpha Centauri (the closest star system to Earth) is 39,740,000,000,000 kilometres, which means that Alpha Centauri's distance from Earth is 132,821 times bigger than the Earth's orbit's diameter. The highest clouds are cirrus clouds, which are typically 6 kilometres high, which means that to make it a fully-accurate analogy, you'd need to walk 4.5 centimetres forwards and wonder why you can see the same cirrus cloud when you look up again.

    • @Pete_R63
      @Pete_R63 4 роки тому +4

      @@commoncoolchannel8588 Thanks, drives the point home even harder...they still won't listen or understand. So, again-thanks!!

  • @UltimateSuperSaiyan
    @UltimateSuperSaiyan 4 роки тому +24

    the irony in that they make such a big deal about how revolutionary their questions are going to be, yet they ask the same ridiculous questions as every other flat earther.

    • @unadin4583
      @unadin4583 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed. I love how he makes a point of distancing himself from the Flat Earth Society, but then proceeds to repeat the same bullshit as them.

    • @dimwitsixtytwelve
      @dimwitsixtytwelve 4 роки тому +3

      they aren't asking questions, they are parroting 'gotchas'. because if you cherrypick parts of science and omit the parts you don't like, the way they do with the laws of thermodynamics, and then ask an average person in the street such questions they'll A: sound like they know what they're talking about and B: once the person is caught off guard they can go 'you see! there's no answer!' not that these people actually WANT an answer.

  • @rafetizer
    @rafetizer 4 роки тому +88

    "We probably know more about your beliefs than YOU do..." No champ, no, you don't.

    • @TheOwlman
      @TheOwlman 4 роки тому

      Whereas *we* ...

    • @mephiz1919
      @mephiz1919 4 роки тому

      Women only love men for their resources. Men love women for their hot bodies and child bearing. Nothing wrong with that, but switch these two attributes and you have the sh*t show that is the dating market today.

    • @dorudanieldumitrescu3004
      @dorudanieldumitrescu3004 4 роки тому +5

      @@mephiz1919 The fuck you talking about

    • @jeffnarum1373
      @jeffnarum1373 4 роки тому

      'Know' doesn't equal an understanding, just as an intellectual outcasts doesn't equal a badge of honor.

    • @mephiz1919
      @mephiz1919 4 роки тому

      @@dorudanieldumitrescu3004 Masculine behavior is still encouraged. But only in girls.

  • @admordan460
    @admordan460 3 роки тому +20

    Well I'm convinced.
    I guess I didn't take the warning seriously.
    Now where is that Foil, I need a hat

    • @maikt904
      @maikt904 3 роки тому +1

      i think i found you foil, the backround dancers wearing it :D
      ua-cam.com/video/urglg3WimHA/v-deo.html&ab_channel=alyankovicVEVO

  • @IvanSensei88
    @IvanSensei88 4 роки тому +156

    I bet this flat earth thing really did start as a joke, like take that Flat Earth Society for example. They were just fooling and trolling around, making satirical comments and proofs how the earth is flat, pretending as if they're being serious about it... and while we were all sitting there and laughing at their wittiness and blissful satire... there were those who were sitting there, with a O_O face... having a revelation.
    And here we are...

    • @kytkinpommiakytkinpommia8254
      @kytkinpommiakytkinpommia8254 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @exterminator1107
      @exterminator1107 4 роки тому +7

      Ur right it started as a joke

    • @baileythemaster0738
      @baileythemaster0738 4 роки тому +14

      You know what became a joke after flat earth became serious
      The lives of the flat earth people

    • @incogneeto982
      @incogneeto982 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, it literally started as a scam and the guy who started it got rich

    • @samuelesanfilippo222
      @samuelesanfilippo222 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah a dude dropped out of school and use his obly redeming trait (his charisma) to make money and here we are (if just he choose a better BS it would've been better)

  • @joel4212
    @joel4212 4 роки тому +30

    I like how they call us "Globetards" a religion yet their entire belief system is an unprovable leap of faith predicated on soley not believing what we say.

    • @theturtlemoves3014
      @theturtlemoves3014 4 роки тому +1

      The earth is flat because they have a holy book says it is flat (it doesn't).

    • @MrAvocadoMan
      @MrAvocadoMan 4 роки тому +2

      more like not understanding what we say

    • @joel4212
      @joel4212 4 роки тому

      @@MrAvocadoMan Pretty much.

    • @daleplumb1634
      @daleplumb1634 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair the Bible never says the earth is flat, and not all Christians (i.e. myself) believe that it is. Most of us Christians do believe in a globe and the awe inspiring work of God.

    • @Gabriel_Cook
      @Gabriel_Cook 4 роки тому

      @@daleplumb1634
      You're no better than the flattards.

  • @fritzschwartz3295
    @fritzschwartz3295 4 роки тому +181

    “Fortunately, for us, your personal incredulity doesn’t make the rules, does it!”
    I was like -“oh daaayyuumm!”

    • @themagicbuzz5728
      @themagicbuzz5728 4 роки тому +3

      Brandon Duarte lol

    • @anthonybrink287
      @anthonybrink287 4 роки тому +4

      Yup, that was entertaining. I also like how he didn’t “ debunk “ this one. He just insulted.

    • @CptHorus
      @CptHorus 4 роки тому +4

      no need! all these point are well debunked long ago in a lot of other video's.

    • @juanrivera5084
      @juanrivera5084 4 роки тому +2

      Brandon Duarte my favorite line.

  • @blessonren9544
    @blessonren9544 3 роки тому +26

    Preface: I had originally written this in summer of 2020 to address Woketown's video, but when I tried to post it, it had to be approved by Matt Long, which he did not do. After more than half a year, I decided to post this here. In this three part comment, I address each of the questions/points in Woketown's video.
    Note: There is a second and third part to this comment, because it passes the character limit
    Since I think someone should be doing this, and I've got some time, I'm going to be addressing every question in your video. Many of your points contain out of context, misleading, and sometimes altogether false information. I hope this can cause you and other flat-earthers who believe the Earth is not a globe to reconsider their beliefs, if it is true that you genuinely believe in it.
    If you don’t want to read my whole comment, here are some links that discuss the flat Earth and globe models, which I urge anyone who believes the Earth is flat to at least take a look at:
    blogs.ei.columbia.edu/2018/01/24/flat-earth-what-would-happen/
    ua-cam.com/video/mxhxL1LzKww/v-deo.html
    www.unlv.edu/news/release/round-earth-clues-how-science-proves-our-home-globe
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth#Effects_and_empirical_evidence
    With that said, let's begin.
    1. In your introduction, you said, "they are banking on you not questioning this. They're hoping to their God with a lowercase g that you do not look into this because they know if you do, you're going to have some major questions that..."
    Ok so first of all, who are you referring to as they? Scientists? The government? I find it really hard to believe a category so large, with millions of people, could keep a secret this large. Also, your remark, "their God with a lowercase g" was very offensive and biased. There are many scientists who are also Christian or of other religions.
    2. Why are we not able to see changes in the sky every year? Because of scale. Just because our system is moving at a seemingly fast pace in your mind, does not mean it is moving fast at the galactic and interstellar scale. If you do the math, the solar system is moving at about 500,000 mph, so it moves about 4.4 billion miles in a year. The nearest star system is Alpha Centauri, which is about 4.3 lightyears away, or 25 quadrillion miles away. 4.4 billion divided by 25 quadrillion is 1.76e-7, or 0.000000176. So we barely move in comparison to the distance between us and any star. And what's more, all the stars in our sky ALSO rotate around the galaxy in the same direction we do, since we are in a spiral galaxy. This means we are rotating more or less in congruence with each other, so we shouldn't see differences in our night sky each year at all.
    Side note: You also mentioned the speed of the Earth's spin and its revolution as well as the speed of the universe's expansion, even though none of these relate to how stars would change in our sky every year. The Earth's spin brings us back to the same position every day and the Earth's rotation brings us back to the same position in the solar system every year. The position of stars in the Milky Way is not at all affected by the expansion of the universe, since the Milky Way moves as a whole. It seems to me you mentioned these just to mislead your viewers into thinking you knew what you were talking about and to fuddle the minds of your viewers into unconsciously increasing the only speed that actually matters to your point, tricking them into thinking the Earth is moving much faster than it actually is relative to the stars.
    3. "Why does Elon Musk say, 'you can tell it's real because it looks so fake'"
    You can't just use a comment that was so obviously supposed to be a witty line from a celebrity who does not support flat-earth theories to support your claims. The fact that you tried to do so shows that you are attempting to be misleading using out of context quotes and information.
    4. Photos of Earth
    I cannot comment on the specific images and footages that you showed in the video because you did not provide any names or links, and there's no way if I or any of the audience can know if you got them from reliable sources or if the information you gave about them is actually true. However, I can give multiple points on why pictures of Earth can look unnatural.
    Depending on what angle and from what position a photo is taken, the features of the photo can look distorted (think of how when you take a selfie that is really close to your face, you nose is much bigger than the perimeter of your face). Images are also altered because "raw" images are usually black and white, with little visible detail. The cameras used to take the photo use different light spectrums that are not visible to us and so convert them to visible light colors. Here are some examples of "raw" images; solarsystem.nasa.gov/raw-images/raw-image-viewer/?order=earth_date+desc&per_page=50&page=0
    Because many photos of Earth are taken too close too its surface, oftentimes an image is created by stitching together photos, much like how a panorama is taken. NASA never tried to hide this, in fact it's all explained in their website.
    There are plenty of COMMERCIAL satellites that have taken pictures of Earth that show its curvature, do you really think ALL of them are lying too? Keep in mind they don't have affiliations with any governments.
    I would be here forever if I wanted to state every point out there, but if you want to dig deeper, this thread provides many more good reasons and more evidence: www.quora.com/Why-do-NASA%E2%80%99s-pictures-of-the-earth-change-the-sizes-of-the-continents-and-basically-why-are-none-raw-images
    A good video from vsauce that touches upon this is;
    ua-cam.com/video/mxhxL1LzKww/v-deo.html
    While I can understand why people are skeptical about images of outer space and Earth, since only experts can actually know the process of creating and taking them, you just have to trust that they are real. Unfortunately, the only way you can be ABSOLUTELY sure of this is to be an astronaut or astrophysicist yourself. Luckily, those exact same people are in fact regular citizens like us, living in society and doing the things you do. In the same way, the only way I can ABSOLUTELY be certain that coronavirus actually exists is if I contract it, after all, the government could be completely faking it right? However, since there are experts and news reports from trustworthy sources that say it exists, I also believe it exists.
    5. The photos you show to have "flat horizons" only APPEAR to be flat. In reality if you put a straight line in the images or look very closely, you will realize they are slightly curved. Here is a website showing how seemingly flat horizon are actually curved: flatearthdeception.com/photos-prove-the-flat-earth-deception/
    6. Kansas and other places on the Earth are "flat" in the sense that they are smooth, with minimal bumps. In the studies that proved that Kansas was flatter than a pancake, they calculated how smooth the average pancake was (i.e. how bumpy it was) and compared it to the variety of altitudes (mountains, valleys) present in Kansas. So when it is said that Kansas is flatter than a pancake, the meaning is that Kansas is smoother and has less bumps than a pancake relative to scale. This saying does not mean that Kansas does not have curvature. By the way, parts of a sphere do not have "bulges". If you zoom in infinitely on the perimeter of a circle, you will see lines that approach absolute straightness, but they can never actually be completely straight (think of how 0.999... approaches one but at the same time can never reach it). Because of this, a circle is made up of infinite, infinitesimally small straight lines. Similarly, a spheroid is made up of tiny, near-flat segments. So to answer your question, "How many pieces of flat land does it take to make a ball?" Many, very many, but they do still make a ball when you add them all together.
    The vsauce video I linked for the Earth photos section also relates to this section and is also very good for understanding how horizons work:
    ua-cam.com/video/mxhxL1LzKww/v-deo.html
    7. "Why when we look at the stars in December, do we see the same stars that we see in June?"
    You see many stars all year round because our field of view (or celestial sphere) is very wide. We can see stars until they go below the horizon. Because stars are very far away they are able to stay above the horizon much easier than the objects in our solar system can. This means that even half a year apart from each other, at times when the directions we face are similar (i.e. If you live in New York, during a morning in June and a December evening you would be facing in similar directions) you are able to the same stars (For example Ursa major and minor if you live in the Northern Hemisphere). This is why even though you can see certain star all year, you will see them at different times of the night.

    • @masteryooda9087
      @masteryooda9087 3 роки тому +1

      Now that’s *Woke*

    • @larryburke7815
      @larryburke7815 3 роки тому

      None of you’re claims about the size of the universe are provable.
      There are hundreds of photos of the moon from earth and none of the earth from the moon.
      Refraction won’t reproduce an image of an object that’s supposedly below the horizon.unless your searching for hamunaptra. Science fiction.

    • @markeyonethousand
      @markeyonethousand 3 роки тому +1

      @@efulmer8675 there is also a famous image taken from the surface of the moon, showing Eugene Cernan planting the American flag during Apollo 17, in which the Earth is visible in the background.

  • @MrPatchPlays
    @MrPatchPlays 4 роки тому +195

    Woketown: "As it pertains to the globe"
    Me: "you just called it a globe"

  • @capsik4271
    @capsik4271 4 роки тому +396

    I swear that I just lost brain cells listening to “Woketown”

    • @CG-px9qd
      @CG-px9qd 4 роки тому +11

      Every time I hear the word woke I throw up in my mouth a bit.

    • @TheLantzMann
      @TheLantzMann 4 роки тому +3

      @@CG-px9qd and the phrase "speak YOUR truth"

    • @viinazyljen4965
      @viinazyljen4965 4 роки тому +5

      So that exlains it! thats is how the video turns people into flath earthers it makes you lose brain cells every second.

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 4 роки тому +1

      I could feel mine committing suicide one by one.

    • @abC-1896
      @abC-1896 4 роки тому +2

      that is why if you watch it, you become a flat-earther

  • @liselottenormannsrensen7867
    @liselottenormannsrensen7867 4 роки тому +431

    I would love to become a "flatearther" they are hilarious😂😂unfortunately my brain will not let me🙊🙈🙉

    • @glitch2355
      @glitch2355 4 роки тому +7

      Same 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chester2049
      @chester2049 4 роки тому +3

      Same hahaha

    • @lamedavid6145
      @lamedavid6145 4 роки тому +1

      F̸̨̡̡͔̮̣̺̦̥̳̿̃̒̍̈́̚͝͠u̸̹͈̤̝͉̩̦̣̙͎̼̻̫̮̙̞̙̩̓͆̄̕͜ͅc̴̛͔̜̏͑̏͗̂́̇̃̃̎́͌̉̈̃k̸̡̧̧̢͙̜̪̘͔̺̦̝̮͍̭̩͙̫̩͉̪͑

    • @TheRealVranesh
      @TheRealVranesh 4 роки тому +9

      I tried... I really did... I tried my hardest to become one... but the last remaining cell in my brain refused to agree and since I had killed all the rest of my brain cells, I couldn’t afford killing the last one 😂

    • @flowey3174
      @flowey3174 4 роки тому +4

      Speak no evil. see no evil. hear no evil.

  • @aeresys
    @aeresys 3 роки тому +6

    "You will find a new respect for flat earthers after watching this video" "we become flat earthers through science and observing things that don't make sense" also by ignoring physics, but let's ignore that we ignore anything that proves us wrong.

  • @abhayanishabraham8273
    @abhayanishabraham8273 4 роки тому +467

    flat earth society:
    "we have members all around the globe"
    me:"wait ...all around the globe.....around....globe..."
    the biggest face palm of the centuary

    • @Locutus.Borg.
      @Locutus.Borg. 4 роки тому +11

      They probably mean around the snow globe, the round bit at the top, that allows meteors to go through and rocket ships and space shuttles to leave to land on a round (oblate spheroid) moon looking down on a flat earth thinking WTF?

    • @sekai2982
      @sekai2982 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @enderbox953
      @enderbox953 4 роки тому +6

      I’m quite surprised he didn’t call this out

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 4 роки тому +9

      This is pretty commonly understood as a joke. I don’t know if the flat earth society meant the joke or not, probably not, but I’ve heard it a million times. I’m surprised you guys haven’t heard it at this stage tbf

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 4 роки тому +3

      Century not centuary

  • @lebronfitzgerald8129
    @lebronfitzgerald8129 4 роки тому +62

    I guarantee if you took him to the ocean and had him watch a ship sail over the horizon he would tell you the ocean is fake

    • @ambidex69
      @ambidex69 4 роки тому +6

      better yet ''the ocean is in on it''

    • @cherryxfanta
      @cherryxfanta 4 роки тому +6

      The ocean is a paid actor

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 4 роки тому +1

      "Nice CGI."

    • @Kim_Jong_Un-----353
      @Kim_Jong_Un-----353 4 роки тому +2

      Or he would say 'the ship has sunken'

    • @vispev3123
      @vispev3123 4 роки тому

      @@Kim_Jong_Un-----353 did you sink it?

  • @denttech2515
    @denttech2515 4 роки тому +45

    4:00. "Their God with a lowercase g". Oh... here we go again. That sums it all up

    • @SnakeMan448
      @SnakeMan448 4 роки тому +6

      He tries to paint himself as a person of reason, then comes the conspiracies with the THEY to have a massive persecution complex.

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 4 роки тому

      dent tech - excuse my ignorance, but who is that lower case god?

    • @drlegendre
      @drlegendre 4 роки тому

      Torian - any 'god' other than the God of Abraham.
      Money, power, Satan, etc, etc.

    • @saneshko
      @saneshko 4 роки тому +2

      @@TorianTammas It doesn't matter. It simply means that THEY don't believe in One True God. That little comment makes one suspect that all this "reasonable proof" will end with "goddunit". No, sorry, "Goddunit".

    • @StonerAmongstUs
      @StonerAmongstUs 4 роки тому +1

      @@TorianTammas
      I'd imagine that role is played by none other than Mr Charles Darwin. Flat Earthers and religious nutjobs go hand in hand, cannae be one without being the other, but also they have a common enemy in the man who started the evolution theory.
      Mr Darwin single handed made people in large numbers see through the bullshit of religion and that our planet we call home is greater than what some 2000 year old book claims.
      A modern god with a lower case g could perhaps be Richard Dawkins as he travels round the world telling people they only believe what their ancestors and everycunt around them believes. I love how he says Mormons were only invented to make Americans feel special that their prophet who is the final and true messenger of God it not some brown middle eastern man, but rather a white good old American.

  • @chocolatechara01
    @chocolatechara01 3 роки тому +19

    "The flat earthers association has members all around the globe"
    Me: Somethings off... but I just CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT 🤔🤔🤔

  • @joelames1
    @joelames1 4 роки тому +60

    "Why are there dark sides of anything in the solar system?
    Bruh. Have you ever shined a flash light on a basketball? Half is dark. Half is lit.
    According to woke everything that casts a shadow should be 2D. Which. Clearly. Isnt true.

    • @joshuasprague3433
      @joshuasprague3433 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @Anthony-jv1mi
      @Anthony-jv1mi 4 роки тому +2

      And the third half is "woke"

    • @hayuseen6683
      @hayuseen6683 4 роки тому

      joel ames
      Pretty sure he was actually saying if the sun ‘barely looks bigger than the stars’ from the pov of saturn, then the stars should make enough light that everything is illuminated on all sides instead of being dark, so we would see the back lit as brightly as the side facing the sun.
      Everything in the solar system is lit by all the stars, it’s only a matter of sensitivity of equipment to detect light and the fact the sun is much brighter because it’s close that the opposite sides seem dark. But he’s wrong that the sun’s in-perspective size is anything close to stars when viewed from saturn. The photo showed has a very obviously large sun compared with specks of stars (some of which are actually galaxies/clouds lit by multiple stars to even be seen that far away). The lens, aperture, exposure, and angle also makes a difference for photographic perspective, none of which seems to be considered. There was another vod where someone was trying to prove the moon landing was faked and had secondary light sources from people in the shadow of the lander being visible, even though the moon surface is quite clearly providing indirect reflected lighting.

    • @johninokla2635
      @johninokla2635 4 роки тому

      Not in the daylight and I think that is what he was trying to get people to understand.

  • @mesosoup9343
    @mesosoup9343 4 роки тому +96

    Any Flat Earther: I've found a map that works!
    Dan: *Tests map*
    If the map don' fit, you must a' quit.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 4 роки тому +1

      Catz found a fat Earth map that convinced him.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 4 роки тому

      @Joe Horn
      No, it even has planes that go around.

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 4 роки тому

      @@germanvisitor2 -- so tell me how it explains the flights from Australia to Chile that only take 17 hours

  • @iggi3985
    @iggi3985 4 роки тому +24

    "A dome that allows meteors to fly through it, that's fine though!" LOL.. pure gold!

  • @op.velikan951
    @op.velikan951 3 роки тому +21

    My brother became a flat earther for fun for one day and it was nerve cracking

    • @thehoodedvagabum7375
      @thehoodedvagabum7375 3 роки тому

      Did he lost some IQ level? Or is he fine?

    • @op.velikan951
      @op.velikan951 3 роки тому +3

      @@thehoodedvagabum7375 he's fine

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 роки тому +1

      Must have been hilarious. I know what I’m doing next year for April fools day now.

  • @paulwhitaker7165
    @paulwhitaker7165 4 роки тому +51

    So the photographs of the globe "look fake"? The simple answer is to show me a picture of the flat earth, then I might believe.

    • @johnball6054
      @johnball6054 4 роки тому +1

      Go outside and take a picture..

    • @y0uCantHandle
      @y0uCantHandle 4 роки тому +9

      John Ball hey I did that. Still no glass dome though which kind of sucks.

    • @terjehovljstad9221
      @terjehovljstad9221 4 роки тому +2

      All photographs ever shown to us iare composites, that is admitted! They are buildt up section for section, and in many "photographs" the same clouds and cloudsystems are pasted in several different places , I guess they got lazy, maybe it was to easy to trick the world! And even the famous picture taken from the moon of the earth rising up over the moons horizon have a big problem to it, the earth is the size of the moon seen from the earth, wrong size, the earth is larger than the moon and would have appeared bigger on that photoi if it was real. But I guess you smart people, I am just a dumb f..., have a debunk ready for this one to! But I don't care, I really don't! I am as schooled as most of you, maybe a little more than some of you, so I don't care! It is what it is! And when everything else is a lie, why shouldn't this also be a lie? A lot says it is, and when it walks and talks like a duck , it probably is a duck!

    • @y0uCantHandle
      @y0uCantHandle 4 роки тому +4

      Terje Ljøstad “earthrise from the moon is the wrong size” how did you come to that conclusion? Did you measure the angular size somehow from the video? What was it’s size? What angular size should it be?

    • @terjehovljstad9221
      @terjehovljstad9221 4 роки тому +1

      Well, my spelling is somewhat wrong, I know, but you understand, Im sure! I am not from any english speaking country, but I would have found my way when I was a third grader everywhere english are spoken, and come home again starting fourth grade elementary and started to learn a third language! Im fine, thank you!

  • @bobshafto
    @bobshafto 4 роки тому +93

    1:15 "Yeah right."
    1:17 "You say 'yeah right'..."
    Okay, now THAT'S funny.

    • @bommie
      @bommie 4 роки тому +4

      Classic SMD humor 🤣🤣🤣

    • @felipelopes4325
      @felipelopes4325 4 роки тому +6

      I bet Dan is like Joseph Joestar, and can predict lines from his enemies

  • @awligon
    @awligon 4 роки тому +90

    “The only major errors are your misunderstandings of physics” lol

  • @KidKusU
    @KidKusU 3 роки тому +14

    I love how flat earthers are so " _Smort_ " but always gives out the stupidest theories as those have already been debunked and proven wrong.

    • @cambellsmyth452
      @cambellsmyth452 Рік тому

      I'm so smart, I can look out 3 windows and because - I know the math - behind the curvature BS, I can see the earth is flat. I do not live on a mountain, just a hill...the next town east is 7.5 miles away and should be 32 to 42 feet below the horizon...Its distance above sea level is about the same as this town. Who do I believe, my lying eyes or you who has NEVER LOOKED OR QUESTIONED IT?
      The math? is x miles squared multiplied by 8 inches...so (1mile x 1) x8 inches. Thats worked out geometrically, I can also do so with trigonometry...I am very proficient in Science and math.

  • @CarbonTech19
    @CarbonTech19 4 роки тому +77

    -Cold moonlight?
    -Zooming in to snap back ships over the horizon?
    -Infrared photography disproving the curve?
    Either this guy is a time traveller from 2017 or a bullshit artist just disingenuously padding out his presentation with some of the most thoroughly and easily debunked chestnuts of days gone by.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 4 роки тому +3

      Something about his tone of voice tells me he's just a Poe. It sounded like he was trying not to laugh at some points in his "serious time" moments. As if we don't have enough _actual_ idiots wasting humanity's time, energy, and oxygen and food supplies, there has to be psychopaths pretending to be irredeemable idiots just to get their jollies....

    • @Paladwyn
      @Paladwyn 4 роки тому +1

      Yup, I mean any amount of time spent actually looking on the internet would answer all those questions easily.
      They claim they've 'done their research' but fail at the most basic level.
      Showing they've only spent 5 minutes reading the earliest flat earth propaganda and assuming it still holds up.

  • @drow27
    @drow27 4 роки тому +136

    "We used to be you"
    Me: no, im well educated and not stupid at all.

    • @tommorrison4189
      @tommorrison4189 4 роки тому +3

      when I was about seven

    • @pedroaledo897
      @pedroaledo897 4 роки тому +1

      Well I am well educated and there are some things in the globe that don't fit as well as they should, so it makes you think. Consider that every picture we get from NASA the earth is a perfect round globe, yet the same scientist will tell you its not, so where are those pictures? That's why you can be a thinker and still understand that something is up with the globe model.

    • @Kurwynd
      @Kurwynd 4 роки тому +2

      @Nethika Dasanayaka Yes, a basketball would look less round if compared to the Earth if they were the same size.

    • @RowingGameDev
      @RowingGameDev 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not well educated and I'm still not a absolute moron, I know that the earth is a globe. I don't know what goes wrong in a persons life to make it where they can not connect the dots between two and two and figure out that the earth is a globe.
      To Pedro that commented above, of course the earth looks like a perfect globe from so far away. Like the people above said, the difference of the width, length, and height of the globe is so insignificant compared to the scale of the earth. So when looking at the earth from space it's going to be practically impossible to notice the imperfections.
      Side note: There are people that go from Flat Earther to to Globe Earther, and respect to them, I can understand the becoming a Flat Earther, there are just so many Flat Earth videos out there that warp the truth and make you think the Earth is flat.

    • @Daniel-sq1eh
      @Daniel-sq1eh 4 роки тому

      @@pedroaledo897 ur not well educated

  • @SINTD_666
    @SINTD_666 4 роки тому +47

    You could change the title to this (and most flat earth videos) to - “Another flat earther gives his list of misconceptions and misunderstandings about science”

    • @rogerhendy8340
      @rogerhendy8340 4 роки тому

      Hey buddy, how you going?

    • @SINTD_666
      @SINTD_666 4 роки тому +1

      Roger Hendy Hi, I’m well, still working during all the worldwide madness we’re experiencing. Hope you and your family are well too. Finding this social distancing thing a breeze.
      After your $1 aircraft video, I went on eBay There’s amazing stuff on there. Trying not to give myself another avenue to take up more of my disposable income 😊.
      How is life treating you?

    • @rogerhendy8340
      @rogerhendy8340 4 роки тому

      @@SINTD_666 Yeah I'm alive and well. Work hours massively reduced. I'm seeing a lot of dishonesty with Covid, they are all about total cases reported, but never report on the amount of people fully recovered and walking around with the rest of us, it's all about pumping fear porn more than reporting true numbers. It's like saying 1 million people have died of a disease in 10 years and not reporting on the actual number of people affected at this current time. Last year in Australia the Government was warning of a 'Killer Flu', yes it killed many people (100 over 3 states), but they didn't shut the country down for months. we currently have around 30 Covid deaths and apparently the sky is falling in to the point where we have Martial Law Lite. And the majority of deaths are weak, terminally ill type of people where the Covid was like the last nail in their coffin. And if someone is riddled with cancer with a few months to live and the Covid finished them off, they are saying Covid was the cause of death and not the cancer. It's dishonesty of the highest order and complete bullshit. I truly believe the Covid fear pumping is a distraction from what is really going on in the financial and currency markets.
      I didn't end up buying from the $1 aviation auction, too much else going on.

    • @SINTD_666
      @SINTD_666 4 роки тому

      Roger Hendy Good to hear you are well. I agree, there is more to this virus situation than I can take in myself. I feel like I could look into it and maybe understand it better, but I also understand that I will never be an expert on it.
      If I’m told that a a little isolation will help stop the spread of something that may kill people, I’ll give it a go. If something I’m doing reduces the risk to someone else I don’t mind trying. Obviously I don’t really fully understand the financial implications behind all the reduced working hours etc because I’m by no means an economist.
      I do agree, however, that there is a lot of scare mongers out there that are making this seem worse than it is. I can also see why they may want to do that sort of thing. There are a lot of people here that aren’t taking this seriously at all. Perhaps scaring them into having consideration for others is part of the plan.
      I had a customer in my shop moaning that the pub was shut. He was moaning that he couldn’t get pissed up with his mates and was most indignant that his human rights had been infringed.

  • @Multifireturtle
    @Multifireturtle 3 роки тому +16

    All this did was make me believe the earth's a globe more 😂

    • @nortfroggirl
      @nortfroggirl 3 роки тому +1

      Too bad because a glorious & ancient truth awaits for you.

    • @jacobhoover4393
      @jacobhoover4393 2 роки тому

      @@nortfroggirl too bad it’s not the truth you’re thinking it is LMFAO

  • @American-Plague
    @American-Plague 4 роки тому +144

    Why this? Why that? Why why why? Here's a question: Why do flatworms repetitively, continually and endlessly ask the same questions over and over and over as if these questions haven't been answered and thoroughly explained already thousands of times?

    • @WoodysAR
      @WoodysAR 4 роки тому +15

      and most explored and explained, THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO no less...

    • @davidalleyn4221
      @davidalleyn4221 4 роки тому +29

      @The Answer Not in our nature, Someone asks a question, we answer it. Cause the question has an answer. Its not the questions we hate, it's the fact the answers are ignored.

    • @eugenecoleman8525
      @eugenecoleman8525 4 роки тому +3

      Their google-fu is insufficient

    • @American-Plague
      @American-Plague 4 роки тому +4

      @The Answer Nobody answered. We're asking a question too: why repetitively ask the same questions over and over? I mean I don't need to ask everyday when I wake up how to do division and say it's part of a conspiracy, mostly because it's been explained and proven to me.

    • @Ploskkky
      @Ploskkky 4 роки тому +9

      The questions are asked over and over again because flattards do not want to hear the answers, and because if they hear the answers, they do not understand them.
      It is the same with theists. It is not a coincidence that most of these flattards also believe in an invisible magical daddy-friend.
      It is the same deficiency in thinking that makes them repeat the same mistakes over and over again.
      People like these will forever huddle in the mud, desperately holding on to their absurd and childish superstitions, while science progresses us into the future against their will.

  • @Jens_Art
    @Jens_Art 4 роки тому +68

    Nope, still not a flat earther 😂☺️

    • @dischqrge4846
      @dischqrge4846 4 роки тому +4

      agreed

    • @philmenzies2477
      @philmenzies2477 4 роки тому

      Just you wait'n'see. Dan is saving the important bits for next Friday. He doesn't want to lose all his subs in 1 week. Only the wavering globalists swap sides this week. Next week he fears the stronger ones will cross to the dark side. I feel the force is strong in this one. 🤣

    • @eyesonfiresettopanicatthew276
      @eyesonfiresettopanicatthew276 4 роки тому +3

      @@philmenzies2477 I hope so badly for you that ur joking :') if so nice impression if not I feel very sorry for you and wish your mom didn't drop you on the head as a kid.

    • @billfranklin9443
      @billfranklin9443 4 роки тому +2

      Wow, It was touch and go there for a minute. HA, ha, ha.

    • @Jens_Art
      @Jens_Art 4 роки тому

      @@ohasis8331 never say never, i guess

  • @volcanoimagec.a.5881
    @volcanoimagec.a.5881 4 роки тому +17

    Flat earthers always use "woke", "belief system", "do your research", "lie", "indoctrination", "question things", etc. You should do a show that digs into the psychological and the cultlike aspects of flat earth and flat earthers.

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 4 роки тому

      That already proves a low intellectual level. It's not how we are supposed to think. There's a method to determine what is real...

    • @PDG1956
      @PDG1956 4 роки тому

      Dr Todd Grande has some interesting insights into FE thought processes - ua-cam.com/video/hVWiJgh5nzI/v-deo.html

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 4 роки тому

      Not really Dan's area of expertise but a worthy study.

    • @davethepak
      @davethepak 4 роки тому

      Actually, its a form of anxiety disorder.
      They are so desperate to be relevant, or included in something - they don't have enough strength of character internally; so they seek some kind of reason for them feeling that way.
      When they turn it to being a victim of a conspiracy, then they are the heroes in their own matrix story - where it is them against the world and they matter.
      There is a lot of research in psychology on the topic of people believing in extreme conspiracies, and they are all related to this - "I want to be special" type delusion.

    • @cmaej28
      @cmaej28 4 роки тому

      I prefer Flat-Earth bingo.

  • @TeamLegacyFTW
    @TeamLegacyFTW 3 роки тому +9

    "But why are there dark sides on planets?" OmFg😂

    • @michellejacobcik4244
      @michellejacobcik4244 3 роки тому +1

      I did not know planets were part of the dark side of the Force. What can I say I am a Star Wars fan.

  • @lincolnwesley2602
    @lincolnwesley2602 3 роки тому +95

    The flat earth society be like: we have members all around the globe
    Lol

    • @urielurrutia3137
      @urielurrutia3137 3 роки тому

      No, that's actually something that posted a page named Flat Earth Society that doesn't represent flathearthers and was just made with this goal of ridiculing them by posting that and other theories that original and well informed flathearthers don't believe in.
      That's why so many flathearthers protest against it.

    • @dils9225
      @dils9225 3 роки тому

      How did NASA lose the technology to go back to the moon when they are sending rovers to mars and landing on moving asteroids?

    • @urielurrutia3137
      @urielurrutia3137 3 роки тому

      @@dils9225 I'm sorry but for me you don't make sense. Tie your ideas and you will find your answer, I think

    • @chlicken3913
      @chlicken3913 3 роки тому

      @@dils9225 They haven't lost the technology, it is expensive and we have already been on the moon.

    • @Firehandprodictions
      @Firehandprodictions 3 роки тому

      😆😆😆

  • @ieataliens675
    @ieataliens675 4 роки тому +120

    'we used to be you'
    scientist who spent half of his life dedicated to science: am i a joke to you?

    • @andrewmacpherson4572
      @andrewmacpherson4572 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think he is criticizing your profession... I want to believe the science but I've come to know that government will not endorse anyone that doesn't tow the party line and powerful people have never shared knowledge and information with the livestock and why would they...
      "We used to be you" refers to... We used to accept what is promoted simply because we believed in government wanting the best and brightest to increase and improve our understanding of the physical world only we are no longer children and we have put away our toys... Using logic and reason we investigated those claims and consistently discovered small discrepancies....
      Illuminati... Free Masons...
      Scull&Bones.... And countless other organisations based on secrecy... You may belong to a cult...
      You might be in the pay of the elites who are even now dividing races, genders and destroying families as they purchase all the institutions related to power...
      Truth is you only know what you were permitted to"learn" and in that you are no different than any other human on earth.
      Believe as you choose but only trained pets accept everything even when it seems suspicious...
      NASA gets caught lying every day as our scientific capabilities increase...
      God bless you and make you safe...!

    • @Non-tx9ig
      @Non-tx9ig 4 роки тому +2

      OK BOOMER!

    • @creativious3629
      @creativious3629 4 роки тому +4

      @@andrewmacpherson4572 Oh look another idiot on youtube

    • @ieataliens675
      @ieataliens675 4 роки тому +2

      @@andrewmacpherson4572 @Andrew MacPherson let me get this you say NASA lies right? Then by that your saying that all the NASA staff is lying and not just that your implying that all the space companies around the world who have launching capabilities like SpaceX not only that your saying all their staff is lying that means hundreds of thousands of people are in an elaborate plan to trick you . I get it flatearthers and people who think that the government is out for them think they are special they want to think they are special they are no different from the people who are protesting against masks and I'll be happy to see the lies that NASA said also I see that you have commented on sci man Dan's videos on flatearther for a while now saying that he doesn't bring any demonstration even though in numerous videos he has shown many demonstration on how the earth isn't flat and mountains of evidence to back it up flatearthers choose not to think or at least comprehend what science is saying, there's dozens of arrivals of flatearthers proving themselves wrong

    • @keva2751
      @keva2751 4 роки тому

      @@andrewmacpherson4572 AH mother F'n MEN to that brother. Won't be much longer bro. Jeshua is coming to collect what he has already paid for. And all God fearing people who believe in the globe better snap out of it soon , cause the Lord is coming back and we will all see him at once. He's not gonna show himself to each hemisphere over the course of a weekend as if he's running some kind of Vegas night show.

  • @michaelbrugger3382
    @michaelbrugger3382 4 роки тому +108

    I would ask a flatearther: "why is the orion upsidedown in australia? And why can't you see the polaris in australia?"

    • @bigallin4525
      @bigallin4525 4 роки тому +20

      @jack the flipper i don't believe you! you are just one of those actors! Baah

    • @angrymario8259
      @angrymario8259 4 роки тому +5

      jack the flipper Let me just check AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

    • @Slick1G3
      @Slick1G3 4 роки тому +7

      ask a flat earther what the hell do they think is on the other side tree roots hanging out ??

    • @bshugks4350
      @bshugks4350 4 роки тому +5

      The earth is flat, Australia is fake my god I love humanity

    • @KMakoENVtuber
      @KMakoENVtuber 4 роки тому +1

      I’d ask them ‘did you eat paint chips as a kid?’

  • @blessonren9544
    @blessonren9544 3 роки тому +19

    Note: This is the third part to a three part comment, see first part for preface.
    23.The Model
    So why do the moon and the sun float and circle the Earth as they do in your model? While the globe model is explained by the beauty of physics and basic principles, this model has behaviors that do not fit with the other behaviors of the model and the rules are ugly and have no symmetry to them. This model just states that the sun and moon move that way just because they do. The globe model can explain these movements.
    So what's your explanation for why the planets are different from the stars? We can clearly tell that the planets have distinct features using our own telescopes. Again, you would have to say, "they just are" while the globe model can explain that in detail.
    24. The treaty of Antarctica does not make Antarctica "off limits to the public". It only requires that citizens of the nations that are part of the treaty get permission before traveling there. Citizens of nations not part of the treaty don't even need permission at all. 54,000 people travel to Antarctica yearly, and any civilian can go there. Stop spreading false information.
    25. The Sun does NOT shrink as it sets, neither does it do so theoretically. A sun setting on a clear day with minimal humidity will NOT shrink as it goes down. The lights in a hallway only appear to go down because they are getting farther away, the Sun does not do this. Atmospheric magnification could NOT make the lights appear to grow as they approached the horizon. Atmospheric magnification would only increase the size of ALL the lights, and the lights would still shrink as they approached the horizon.
    Here is a link showing the clip you have shown is fake: www.metabunk.org/threads/sun-apparently-shrinking-as-it-sets.7408/
    26. Both buoyancy and density RELY on gravity, or at least another force of downward movement, to have an effect on behaviors. The definition of buoyancy is an upward force exerted by a fluid that opposes the weight of a partially or fully immersed object. WEIGHT only exists if gravity exists. Density is a measure of mass per volume, and mass does not move unless a force is acted upon it, like gravity. Electromagnetic force does not relate to why matter is attracted to Earth.
    If gravity is not the force that causes downward movement what is? And why is the Sun and Moon not affected by this force then?
    27. Gravity is not a theory, but a law, because it "describes the force but makes not attempt to explain how the force works. A theory is an explanation of a natural phenomenon." Gravity is very provable just by looking at our observations. One experiment, the Cavendish Experiment proved gravity by ascertaining the gravitational constant.
    No matter what you think about gravity, you cannot deny there IS a force that causes things to move downwards. Yet you never mention such force once.
    28. We detected gravitational waves from two black holes 1.3 billion light years away because of their mass. Both black holes were about 29 and 36 times the mass of the sun. Because gravitational waves increase exponentially as mass increases, we were able to detect these.
    29. The image of the black hole looks absolutely NOTHING like the cover of the album, you might want to get your eyes checked. They just happen to share similar colors.
    30. "The forces of evil cannot rule the original creation, the one created by God. They have to create an artificial one, a perception, in order to remove the true God from the equation, lifting themselves up to be gods. And they do this by creating a false reality, making people unknowingly exist in it, thus controlling them, making it possible for everyone, including the 99.9% of people who work at NASA, to unknowingly propagate the lie.”
    So what you’re proposing is that the 72 countries that have space agencies, the tens of thousands of professionals who work for those space agencies, the thousands of government officials of those countries, the education officials for those countries, and the hundreds of years of history that humans have been learning about space are all lying about the Earth being round and about space, a fact that doesn’t even significantly affect any of our lives? Just so a few people could feel more powerful, like a god? Not to mention that some of those people are religious or Christian? Hmmmm, who should I believe, thousands of professionals that have studied the sciences for years, or a person who has no background in science? This is such a difficult choice.
    Honestly, it’s amazing how dysfunctional your thought process is. If I had a brain like yours, I would begin to doubt that my body was my own, or that my family is human, or even think that reality is just a simulation. I could probably find a lot more convincing evidence for those theories, too.
    If the government and professional experts ARE really lying to us, then what can we really believe? If we can’t believe our own democratic government full of people we vote for, the education system we grow up in, and our fellow citizens that we walk past everyday, what can we be sure of? We can’t be sure of the nutrition labels on our food, that anything we see in the news is real, that anything you read in a book or see in a documentary is real. If that’s true, then civilization is already over. Why do flat Earthers question Earth’s shape when they can use the same flawed, twisted logic to doubt literally any other thing in the universe?
    Conclusion:
    I really do hope that anyone who read this comment and actually believes in a flat Earth would seriously rethink their position. Flat Earth isn’t rejected because the government wants to hide a lie, flat Earth is rejected because it is OBJECTIVELY less provable and scientifically correct, and anyone could learn this if they only spent a few hours researching from experts and reliable sources. And if you say, “those aren’t reliable”, then what IS reliable, some random youtuber’s video which includes false and misleading information? Look at the evidence yourself, spend some time to research it, and if you still believe in a flat Earth, well then I can’t help you, and likely no one can.
    P.S.: I welcome any replies to this comment. If anyone has questions, rebuttals or wants to elaborate, I’m open for discussion.
    Sources and links for further interest:
    ua-cam.com/video/VNqNnUJVcVs/v-deo.html
    ua-cam.com/video/mxhxL1LzKww/v-deo.html
    www.unlv.edu/news/release/round-earth-clues-how-science-proves-our-home-globe
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth#Effects_and_empirical_evidence
    planetcalc.com/1897/
    flatearthdeception.com/photos-prove-the-flat-earth-deception/
    solarsystem.nasa.gov/raw-images/raw-image-viewer/?order=earth_date+desc&per_page=50&page=0
    ua-cam.com/video/hLPPE3_DVCw/v-deo.html
    travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/International-Travel-Country-Information-Pages/Antarctica.html
    pages.uoregon.edu/soper/Light/luminosity.html
    lonewolfonline.net/angular-size/#:~:text=The%20angular%20size%20of%20an,the%20larger%20its%20angular%20size.
    www.jpl.nasa.gov/edu/news/2019/4/19/how-scientists-captured-the-first-image-of-a-black-hole/
    www.ligo.caltech.edu/news/ligo20160211
    socratic.org/questions/is-gravity-a-law-or-theory#:~:text=This%20is%20a%20law%20because,curvature%20of%20four%20dimensional%20spacetime.
    www.metabunk.org/threads/sun-apparently-shrinking-as-it-sets.7408/
    www.nasa.gov/feature/not-unsolved-mysteries-the-lost-apollo-11-tapes
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11_missing_tapes
    blogs.ei.columbia.edu/2018/01/24/flat-earth-what-would-happen/

    • @warrenz3374
      @warrenz3374 3 роки тому +7

      ok

    • @longislandtopsportshighlig9614
      @longislandtopsportshighlig9614 3 роки тому +5

      he spitting mad fax tho
      Certified Comment By The Institution of the Long Island Top Sports Highlights™

    • @stix732
      @stix732 3 роки тому +2

      Ok but did you know that Bungee Gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum?

    • @Ranger17
      @Ranger17 3 роки тому +2

      fax

  • @petagriffin9883
    @petagriffin9883 4 роки тому +290

    If the earth was really flat then there would already have been some Russian kids hanging of the edge taking selfies

    • @doyoulikeduckmeat
      @doyoulikeduckmeat 4 роки тому +20

      I was doing it last Saturday, but NASA deleted all the photos of it I posted on social media.

    • @Moochi4
      @Moochi4 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @DenDeath
      @DenDeath 4 роки тому +1

      @@doyoulikeduckmeat ua-cam.com/video/JDy95_eNPzM/v-deo.html

    • @doyoulikeduckmeat
      @doyoulikeduckmeat 4 роки тому +1

      @@DenDeath I have watched a few of this guys videos, I like Dan better. I find Dan's voice more soothing and I enjoy sarcasm.

    • @DenDeath
      @DenDeath 4 роки тому

      @Jim Palmer your right because of mountains but it's so big you cant tell. This is all I'm saying right now because I'm busy

  • @d3ngar
    @d3ngar 4 роки тому +105

    "fortunately for us your personal incredulity doesn't make the rules" - loved that, will use it myself some day.

    • @unadin4583
      @unadin4583 4 роки тому

      It sounds like something Christopher Lee would have said.

    • @chrisantoniou4366
      @chrisantoniou4366 4 роки тому +2

      I have used something similar in reply to a religious freak who told me he couldn't imagine a Universe without god. I replied that it's a good thing our Universe isn't limited by your imagination...

  • @cbr600mala
    @cbr600mala 4 роки тому +43

    "Passively absorbing a lie instead of searching for the truth".....oh the irony!

  • @ralphwilkinson7466
    @ralphwilkinson7466 3 роки тому +3

    When I'm feeling a bit sad I watch a flat earth video. Bingo, I laugh my balls off...... Happy again.

  • @Dilholio
    @Dilholio 4 роки тому +133

    Every flat earth youtuber: "This video will be the one to show you the earth is flat!"
    Every flat earth video: *The same 10 arguements in a different order*

    • @yndroma
      @yndroma 4 роки тому +8

      It's like the villains in powerrangers that literally do the same thing thinking that they will make a change and difference.

    • @apudnos
      @apudnos 4 роки тому +1

      well, there's going to be a long time before they run out of videos 10! is 3628800

  • @hosps
    @hosps 4 роки тому +263

    Flat Earth Society: We Believe The Earth Is Flat!
    Also the Flat Earth Society: "We have Members all Around the Globe."

    • @raulugros299
      @raulugros299 4 роки тому +2

      That's part of the reason I'm not a member.....
      😉

    • @joshuasprague3433
      @joshuasprague3433 4 роки тому +6

      They contradicted what they are fighting foe

    • @sid86588
      @sid86588 4 роки тому

      Haha brain cells go doooooown

    • @andrewmaw3345
      @andrewmaw3345 4 роки тому

      Did you read the comments before you posted this? Just curious because they're 20 of the EXACT same comments under just this video alone. I also believe that by next Friday there will be 20 more. Just saying people should always stop and read before they post.

    • @Ceres4S2D1
      @Ceres4S2D1 4 роки тому +1

      They just stupid. A globe is a sphere.

  • @slickrick343
    @slickrick343 4 роки тому +37

    "Curve of the earth is in the way" 🤣🤣

  • @miiortbiiort4610
    @miiortbiiort4610 3 роки тому +5

    5:29 also, we *do* see differences. It’s called a parallax. It’s actually a means to measuring astronomical distances between us and (relatively) close by stars.

  • @UnstablePax
    @UnstablePax 4 роки тому +29

    "We base it on *ancient* accounts rather than theorethical mathemathics"
    The ancient accounts talking about a round earth, or the ancient accounts about people with torsos as heads?

    • @cecilbrisley5185
      @cecilbrisley5185 4 роки тому +6

      Also theoretical math. Like the relationship between sides and angles of triangles is theoretical. I guess when you draw a triangle on real paper in the real world it is just theoretical and not representing reality?!

    • @easyhelp
      @easyhelp 4 роки тому +8

      @@cecilbrisley5185 Well, when you see Nathan Oakley's ability to convert meters to millimeters, you would understand that for them, math is anything but real... :-)

    • @BallistX
      @BallistX 4 роки тому +4

      I would say the second

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 4 роки тому +3

      Hey don't insult Sir Sic, he is just a tin can that can speak and drink Whiskey

    • @Hachizukatenzo
      @Hachizukatenzo 4 роки тому

      Don't forget the cynocephals.

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 4 роки тому +33

    Empirical, measurable, repeatable science is what I've been asking flerfers to present for at least the last 5 years........still waiting!

    • @eyesonfiresettopanicatthew276
      @eyesonfiresettopanicatthew276 4 роки тому +5

      well here you go, take a tomato and put it out in the moonlight.
      Go to sleep and in the morning measure it's temperature.
      Lay an apple in a bowl and see it's curve, why is earths curve not visible when the apple's is.
      There you go flat earth experiment that is repeatable ;-)
      If it'll prove anything that's a diff question... because I just type random shit popping in my head :') but hey that's what all flatards do no?
      Reckon I could make money with these experiments hehe!
      Maybe I should hang a camera on my neighbours gate.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +2

      What?
      The old spinning the wet tennis ball to make the water fly off didn't grab you straight away?
      You must be just wilfully ignorant then, and brainwashed by NASA as well!

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 4 роки тому +1

      @@tsopmocful1958
      Damn! You got me!!

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому

      @RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} I don't care about any of that globetard fancy talk.
      All I know is that my dog gets REALLY excited when I do that trick in my backyard!

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 4 роки тому

      @@Wordavee1 -- you ask too much. All I require is a picture of Hawaii from Mt Olympus in Washington state. All the proof anyone could ask for.

  • @MrAnticlimate
    @MrAnticlimate 4 роки тому +25

    "negative vacuum" - It always gets me.

    • @hopelessnerd6677
      @hopelessnerd6677 4 роки тому +1

      Negative vacuum = atmospheric pressure.

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 4 роки тому

      HopelessNerd Any pressure, but yeah.

    • @MrAnticlimate
      @MrAnticlimate 4 роки тому +1

      @@hopelessnerd6677 - To be pedantic, negative zero is still zero - in that case it's just redundant, meaningless. But negative low pressure is negative, which is "wuh?".

    • @fredbailey2076
      @fredbailey2076 4 роки тому

      negative vacuum that must be a positive pressure or at least atmospheric pressure

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 4 роки тому

      RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} Flerspective density!

  • @ipop9443
    @ipop9443 3 роки тому +2

    Can everyone just approximated how long sci man Dan has be entertaining and actually the only patient person to talk to the flat earthers and trying to help them

    • @nortfroggirl
      @nortfroggirl 3 роки тому

      His helping no man , save for himself.

  • @timzlow
    @timzlow 4 роки тому +21

    @3:24 "The Flat Earth Society had members all around the globe". How irony is this statement. They mentioned globe.

    • @Videot99
      @Videot99 4 роки тому +2

      Oxymorons are people too!

    • @menmanamikaze1830
      @menmanamikaze1830 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 just thinking about it makes me lol

    • @jetlag1488
      @jetlag1488 4 роки тому

      It's a joke. I'm pretty sure it's edited.

    • @danielblock8523
      @danielblock8523 4 роки тому

      @@jetlag1488 I don't think it is a joke, im pretty sure it's a sarcastic non-flat-earther made page to make fun of the flattards. So yeah basically it's a joke but in another way :D

    • @rabdownunder6775
      @rabdownunder6775 4 роки тому +1

      _The Flat Earth Society_ really does have "members all around the Globe 😊" and *_I_* should know!
      I've been a member of it for over 4 years and there are so many there that _know_ the Earth is a Globe that few flat-Earth members dare show their faces to debate their _Pathetic Pizza Planet_ . Come and have a look.
      So many flat-Earthers show photos from balloon flights like this:
      *121,000ft Little Piggy High Altitude Balloon Flight FULL LENGTH* i.postimg.cc/0NkLYfr6/121-000ft-Little-Piggy-High-Altitude-Balloon-Flight-FULL-LENGTH.jpg
      And claim "Look the horizon is flat at 121,000ft." - in fact it looks a little convex but they ignore other frames like:
      *121,000ft Little Piggy High Altitude Balloon Flight FULL LENGTH* at 6:09 i.postimg.cc/4drLSb4Q/121-000ft-Little-Piggy-High-Altitude-Balloon-Flight-FULL-LENGTH.jpg
      Now look at all that curvature at 121,000ft 🤣! Yes these flat-Earthers show videos the use "fish-eye lenses" too!
      But find a frame with the horizon closer to the optical centre and the the curve is closer the the little expected as in:
      *121,000ft Little Piggy High Altitude Balloon Flight FULL LENGTH* at 6:34 i.postimg.cc/DzxRBXbx/121-000ft-Little-Piggy-High-Altitude-Balloon-Flight-FULL-LENGTH.jpg
      These flat-Earthers just don't appreciate how huge the Globe Earth really is.

  • @finneganlong6865
    @finneganlong6865 4 роки тому +209

    The dude who made “woketown” all his thoughts went into his head, looked for his brain, and died of loneliness shortly after

    • @ghostly0590
      @ghostly0590 4 роки тому

      Yes lol

    • @danmath2633
      @danmath2633 4 роки тому

      Lmao 😂

    • @michaelakrams679
      @michaelakrams679 4 роки тому +2

      It's like the caveman from the croods his thoughts come from his stomach

    • @EDrJ-wd7vr
      @EDrJ-wd7vr 4 роки тому +3

      not gonna lie, the way he carries himself, the way he talks, the way his mind tries to comprehend his own flawed logic reminds me of a lot of rugby players that tried to prove the physics teachers wrong over and over.

    • @martingitau5228
      @martingitau5228 4 роки тому +1

      The only thing flat is his mind

  • @MorganSaph
    @MorganSaph 4 роки тому +26

    Obviously, if you watch the video here, SciManDan's intelligence cancels out the conversion effect.

  • @randomized4368
    @randomized4368 4 місяці тому +2

    I wish I listened to his warning and didn't watch his video.
    Now I can't forget how stupid a person could be.
    Instead of providing the evidence of flat earth, he provided evidence of his ignorance.