Here in the USA a lot of people think we have 50 states. But we only have 49 because Wyoming doesn't exist. They added Wyoming to change the voting results of the 2008 and 2012 elections
But the lamdmass exists. They warped the maps so that you can drive to all those places on it, without noticing that you are being rerouted along the edges of a gaping hole on the map. They needed that space for the production and surveillance and support infrastructure for the Bird Drones. "Wyoming" is where "birds" go in winter to get maintenance checks and replacements.
Well... in 2014 we had our 800-year anniversary... and the best slogan our city came up with was "800 Jahre Bielefeld? Das gibts ja gar nicht!" (Translated to: "800 years of Bielefeld? Thats unreal!" (or 'unbelieveable'))
what should be mentioned is that "Das gibt's ja gar nicht!" has a double meaning, it's usually an exclamation of surprise, but when translated literally it means something along the lines of "That doesn't exist!"
I think someone should start an inverse Bielefeld conspiracy. Invent the name of a city and insist that it is actually real and is actually hidden from maps and that anyone from there is forced to lie and pretend they are from somewhere else.
That's not quite what I mean. I don't mean actually build a city, just invent one in our minds. Tell people it is a great place that has many amazing things, but be vague on where it actually is, because it doesn't actually exist.
@@richardemms3050In 2008 the fictitious Argleton (supposedly in Lancashire) appeared on Google Maps. Before long, websites had detected the name and offered house, job and dating listings, treating it as though it were a real location in the L39 postal area.
That must have been psychologically devastating - forming emotional bonds and attachments with people who turned out to be actually just low-res holograms. Did you wake up in a wet field one day and see that it was all gone ? You were lucky to be honest, most people sent to Bielefeld never return. Hope you recover. And try living some place real now, like Aschaffenburg or Munich.
I once booked a flight to Bielefeld and then a "pandemic" happened and they didnt let me on my flight
everyone knows the "pandemic" is just the government trying to cover up Bielefeld and Wyoming
You can't go on a flight to Bielefeld if it doesn't exist
Bielefeld have no airport my friend
@@vor12jahren72 Well, why would a non-existent city need an airport anyway?
@@mtr801 thats true
Do people still believe in Bielefeld in 2020? Holy cow...
I live there punk
@@ghostxmk9965 That's what they want you to think.
@@ghostxmk9965 everyone could say that
@@ghostxmk9965 how much are they paying you?
Here in the USA a lot of people think we have 50 states. But we only have 49 because
Wyoming doesn't exist. They added Wyoming to change the voting results of the 2008 and 2012 elections
Bielefeld does not exist because it does not exist
Wyoming is just a random square drawn on the map
Well, if Trump tries to return, you'd better add Puerto Rico and England, too
But the lamdmass exists. They warped the maps so that you can drive to all those places on it, without noticing that you are being rerouted along the edges of a gaping hole on the map. They needed that space for the production and surveillance and support infrastructure for the Bird Drones. "Wyoming" is where "birds" go in winter to get maintenance checks and replacements.
LoL
Its not a Bielefeld conspiracy, but a bielefeld conspiracy joke meant to teach us about conspiracy theries.
Well... in 2014 we had our 800-year anniversary... and the best slogan our city came up with was "800 Jahre Bielefeld? Das gibts ja gar nicht!" (Translated to: "800 years of Bielefeld? Thats unreal!" (or 'unbelieveable'))
what should be mentioned is that "Das gibt's ja gar nicht!" has a double meaning, it's usually an exclamation of surprise, but when translated literally it means something along the lines of "That doesn't exist!"
I think someone should start an inverse Bielefeld conspiracy. Invent the name of a city and insist that it is actually real and is actually hidden from maps and that anyone from there is forced to lie and pretend they are from somewhere else.
The US did in the 1940s,, look up Oak Ridge
That's not quite what I mean. I don't mean actually build a city, just invent one in our minds. Tell people it is a great place that has many amazing things, but be vague on where it actually is, because it doesn't actually exist.
@@richardemms3050In 2008 the fictitious Argleton (supposedly in Lancashire) appeared on Google Maps. Before long, websites had detected the name and offered house, job and dating listings, treating it as though it were a real location in the L39 postal area.
Wakanda nonsense is this?
There already is such a conspiracy. The place is supposedly called Bielefeld. Some people fall for it, it's really funny !!!
Heck, do I even know anyone from Germany? Maybe Germany doesn't exist.
You got the spirit then
It's good to see that our City is popular
it's a joke, not a conspiracy LOL
Or is it?
🤔
A german joke?
Ye right........
r/woosh
That’s what they would say!
I am a victim of the bielefeld conspiracy
Doesnt exist
I have a German friend and I asked her 'what would you say if I just said Bielefeld to you' and she just replied with '😂😂😂😂'
ill believe it when i see it lol
Ok bot
Prove youre humand
no way, I do often see a lot of products of Dr. Oetker from there. let' me just say it's sleeping because it's modest
Oh my GOD I lived for almost one year in a city that does NOT exist!
That must have been psychologically devastating - forming emotional bonds and attachments with people who turned out to be actually just low-res holograms. Did you wake up in a wet field one day and see that it was all gone ? You were lucky to be honest, most people sent to Bielefeld never return. Hope you recover. And try living some place real now, like Aschaffenburg or Munich.
@@letosvet1 No way. I'll try Durlangen in Schwäbisch Gmünd
@@josieldeassis Definitely not a real place either. *Sigh* Well, recovery is slow as they say. Take care !
@@letosvet1 I see what you did there
I heard that denver colorado city also doesnt exist, but the airport does exist
Bielefeld is real. It's flat and can be pointed out on a Gleason map.
This place just happens to be the world's largest boring village. Church, school, police, factory and a number of houses around.
meisterlehnser the get germanized video maker is from there came here cause of his awesome vids.
SickDeckster Dominic is not real. He is a very advanced AI meant to trick people into believing people actually come from there.
her german is exilent!😮😮😮
It does exist,l know some very dodgey people from there
…oh… THEY got you, too?… blink twice if you need a rescue team… 😉
I love iT
What a load of bollocks
Am i the only one who doesnt think this is funny