Goose On Holiday | GLMV | original song by Random Encounters

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  • Опубліковано 12 кві 2020
  • I’ve been working on this FOR 👏🏼 FREAKING 👏🏼 EVER 😂
    Props to Random Encounters for making this wonderfully amazing song! As always, hope you enjoyed :D
    Original: • GOOSE ON HOLIDAY: An U...
    Lyrics: “Is this somebody's stool?
    Cause I need it!
    What a fine looking fruit
    Guess I'll eat it!
    Were you using this pipe?
    Well, it's mine now!
    Will it bug you if I
    Take your sign down?
    I think I'll take
    This rusty rake
    And once I break your old broom
    They'll both go into the lake!
    It'd be a shame
    If someone came
    Along and threw off your aim
    Hey, mate, it's only a game!
    Look, here's the gist:
    My evil list
    Consists of ways to cause mayhem
    And put pants in a twist!
    The folks I've goosed
    Have now deduced
    That since they locked me away
    The geese have come home to roost!
    You'd better lock your gates and hide your lingerie
    From your friendly bird of prey
    Because the goose is loose and here for fowl play
    I'm a goose on holiday!
    Hey, that radio's nice
    And I want it!
    Lovely ribbon you've got
    I'ma flaunt it!
    This harmonica needs
    Me to tune it!
    That's a beautiful rose
    Time to prune it!
    Hear that crash?
    It's your trash
    Oh, I'll be back in a flash
    To make you waste all your cash!
    I'm in your hedge!
    Got any veg?
    You seem a little on edge
    Don't hit your hand with your sledge!
    Hey, here's a tip:
    Try not to trip
    Your shoes can go for a dip
    All while I give you the slip!
    I'm here to seize
    Your ham and cheese
    I may just get you all wet
    And then escape with your keys!
    I hope you come enjoy my manic matinee!
    Starring me, your Bird of Prey!
    That's right, the goose is loose and causing quite the fray
    While I'm here on holiday!
    Went to pour me a pint
    But you stole it!
    And my football's been knicked!
    Where'd you roll it?
    Half my garden is gone
    Cause you plucked it!
    And hit me straight on the head
    With this bucket!
    You can run!
    You can hide!
    But we'll be right on your tail
    And we're all fit to be tied!
    Yeah, you can honk!
    And you can flap!
    Well, I can eat you for lunch
    For making off with me cap!
    You broke my fence!
    Ransacked the pub!
    You trashed the TV boutique!
    And left a hole in my shrub!
    You smashed my vase!
    Untied my shoes!
    We've come to take back our stuff
    And then get rid of this goose!
    That's nice, but (So stay away!)
    I'm not sure I (Go on! Be off with you, okay?)
    Properly conveyed (We're very done with you today!)
    I'm a bird, a (You've caused us all so much dismay!)
    Bird of prey!
    Too late (No poppycock! Back to your bay!)
    The goose is loose (Do you hear anything we say?)
    And likely here to stay (Enough of this absurd display!)
    On extended (It's time to make the poultry pay!)
    Holiday!”

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