I mean, the average Ultrakill player is pretty much a manic crack addict with a single celled organism for a bran that's high on like 50 Benadryl, so that's understandable.
Swordsmachine is at a loss because he is the first one to comment "I will never sugarcoat it." Look at these mismatched pixelated 144p cameras I have here. Somehow no one else saw it?
I am of the opinion that Ultrakill players don’t have a small attentions span, it’s just that the game is so fast paced that everything else is too slow
ultrakill players rely on sound, as a ultrakill player myself I can safely say that every time I hear a bell, any loud noise, any words that appear in any attack or speech (said aloud or written), dropkicking, angels and hearing a coin wooshing through the air. I will turn towards it with full attention with fight or flight both active at its fullest
just throw a large amount of coins into the air, shoot one of the coins to make the coin chain happen, then spam the coin so fast that the chain isn't able to catch up. When you stop, the millions of coins in that coin chain will launch at the immortal enemy, and you don't even need a beefy pc for this medthod because the blood splash only happens once.
Another way to do that is to throw a lot of coins with the power up in the cyber grind then hitting an enemy with that same set up, which should be faster than just clicking for like a minute straight
As someone who had suffered sleep deprivation at night and then decided that it was a WONDERFUL idea to try out Clash of the Brandicoot at night,yeah this tutorial fuckin’ slaps,thanks for the free custom palettes mate
I'm not going to sugarcoat it... this video is truly an amazing sight to behold. Like, you've no idea just how incredible this video is, even with its relatively short length. It's clear, concise, and to the point. no nonsense what-so-ever. It is astonishing just how important this video is to our species as a whole, as there are some incredible things we can learn from it. We cannot let this video be lost to the unrelenting sands of time, for it would be a historical travesty akin to the destruction of the Library of Alexander if that were the case. This video will teach countless generations to come with sacred knowledge that is a MUST for mankind to have. This very video WILL allow us to evolve beyond our feeble minds and achieve true transcendence. It's just unfortunate that this very video is tucked away inside another video that doesn't hold nearly as important knowledge as the very artistic masterpiece that is imprisoned within it.
Pro tip: dont go too far over 1.8 billion style points, somewhere at that point it just resets your style (if you wanna check it out then just spam a lot of dual power-ups use the coins for a ricoshot and aim a bit over the cerberus for a very quick style reset)
alternative way to do this in case someone hasn't pointed it out yet hitting coin deflects with like 5000 dual wield powerups gets you a ton of points even faster
Extra help: once you spawn the enemy and the dual wield powerups, unequip the spawner arm. This will make it 1.5x faster due to the fresh weapon bonus.
You also can get apostate of hate Gabriel with radiance(only health and tier should be maxed) and ricoshot in the air, it won't hit the Gabriel sometimes but that is good since you can swap between headshot comboing and rocoshotting.
fun fact: in the game i actually found out if you get enough points the game will actually say "Like, a lot of P" and i think it does this in vanilla! Just a fun fact haha
I think the best quick legit way to farm points would be to just keep replaying 1-1 with the secret ending, you'e get 5500 points for no damage and no restarts
That's how I did it for those custom paint jobs it honestly wasn't that bad it only took like 5 hours and I just watched a few movies while turning my mind off
Just use the spanner arm to spawn the duel wield thing a shit load of times then just spam coins while shooting them when there’s enemies nearby and yeah
You can also go into cyber grind with cheats and major assists and youll get absurd amounts of money by just activating noclip , spawner arm, turning off damage and freshness on major assists.
If you play it I hope you don't get sick from fast movement or have megalomania (big=AHHHHHH) it's fun but short, but it's actively being made so the last part will change and the first part will get a whole lot more One word description of the game: very
a much quicker way i found is same commands, all the duel wpowerups but use default marksman, spam left and right mouse and stop, keep doing it, once i think my style broke the 32 bit integer limit by doing this lol
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The minds of ultrakill players are so short of attention we require a video to play another video to keep our interest.
grinding boring as hell
P-2 boring ahh hell
*starts watching subway surfers family guy tiktok clips*
I mean, the average Ultrakill player is pretty much a manic crack addict with a single celled organism for a bran that's high on like 50 Benadryl, so that's understandable.
mood
@@Liscinov " again with all of this speech nonsense, *Goes to watching family guy funny moments*"
Another tip for this: Unequip the spawner arm, if you do this your fresh meter will stay at 1.50x and no go down.
another tip now that doesnt work anymore: major assists enable it and enable no fresh meter!!!!!!!!!
@@amznlp5258 the power of speed
@@amznlp5258 No, it still does. DIsabling weapon freshness still works.
thank you I was wondering why the hell it wasnt working then I saw this thank you for sparing me hours of grinding
@raiden9589 i just read that with raidens voice and then imagined the scene this is funnier than it shoud
Swordsmachine is at a loss because he is the first one to comment "I will never sugarcoat it." Look at these mismatched pixelated 144p cameras I have here. Somehow no one else saw it?
wait what
I’m proud to announce that I will never sugarcoat it.
so am i, i will never sugarcoat it.
if anyone does, let me just tell you, you like oily buff men kissing
I am going to sugarcoat it.
Same here
Daaaaaaamn
Dude really put a second video in the video because we all know damn well everyone who touches Ultrakill suddenly develops ADHD
lmao true
Can confirm, my ADHD Now has radiance.
P-3
PRIME /// CLIMAX
THE ADHD'S VESSEL
@@s.sinsterwhat tier tho
What about blokes who already have ADHD
I am of the opinion that Ultrakill players don’t have a small attentions span, it’s just that the game is so fast paced that everything else is too slow
ultrakill players rely on sound, as a ultrakill player myself I can safely say that every time I hear a bell, any loud noise, any words that appear in any attack or speech (said aloud or written), dropkicking, angels and hearing a coin wooshing through the air. I will turn towards it with full attention with fight or flight both active at its fullest
@@FutileStruggleofaBoulder Me when I'm sliding and shotgun boosting to the nearest infant child at the mall to dropkick him cause I heard him cry:
as an ultrakill player with adhd this is correct, when i play garry's mod i feel really really slow
I like ultrakill but I don't really mind speed, I have normal attention span.
I just like fast more because fast = cool
Real
just throw a large amount of coins into the air, shoot one of the coins to make the coin chain happen, then spam the coin so fast that the chain isn't able to catch up. When you stop, the millions of coins in that coin chain will launch at the immortal enemy, and you don't even need a beefy pc for this medthod because the blood splash only happens once.
if you do this too much you will hit the integer limit and go to 0
@@Shawkstatus I also had that happened to me before, LOL. First it would say "Like a lot of P" then after that it would just turn into 0.
You can disable blood and other gore in options
What i should spam?
Yeah it’s faster
Another way to do that is to throw a lot of coins with the power up in the cyber grind then hitting an enemy with that same set up, which should be faster than just clicking for like a minute straight
It’s not, that headshot multiplier is miles more effective
Autoclicker: allow me to introduce myself.
@@JackInTheBack3359 it is more effective if u get like 50 power ups
Now you can afford tiger drop feedback upgrade
Style Meter: *increases linearly"
KB24: "it increases exponentially!"
It is exponential though
It is exponential
Quite exponential
Very exponential
its neither, it actually increases quadratically
I will never sugarcoat it
Calamity moment fr
I'm a simple man, if I hear Calamity mod music on an Ultrakill video I like
Desert scourage
You can also get like, a lot of P by drinking too much water.
As someone who had suffered sleep deprivation at night and then decided that it was a WONDERFUL idea to try out Clash of the Brandicoot at night,yeah this tutorial fuckin’ slaps,thanks for the free custom palettes mate
I'm not going to sugarcoat it... this video is truly an amazing sight to behold. Like, you've no idea just how incredible this video is, even with its relatively short length. It's clear, concise, and to the point. no nonsense what-so-ever. It is astonishing just how important this video is to our species as a whole, as there are some incredible things we can learn from it. We cannot let this video be lost to the unrelenting sands of time, for it would be a historical travesty akin to the destruction of the Library of Alexander if that were the case. This video will teach countless generations to come with sacred knowledge that is a MUST for mankind to have. This very video WILL allow us to evolve beyond our feeble minds and achieve true transcendence. It's just unfortunate that this very video is tucked away inside another video that doesn't hold nearly as important knowledge as the very artistic masterpiece that is imprisoned within it.
Truly the Desert Scourge.
I completely agree. Calamity’s soundtrack is truly one of the most of all time.
@@demoknight864 truly one of the ost of all time
Pro tip: dont go too far over 1.8 billion style points, somewhere at that point it just resets your style (if you wanna check it out then just spam a lot of dual power-ups use the coins for a ricoshot and aim a bit over the cerberus for a very quick style reset)
probably because of 32 bit int limit
didnt happen for me, i managed to get to 60 billion style with nothing reseting
Two things.
One; What makes you believe I don't wanna waste hours of my "life"?
Two; I will never, ever sugarcoat.
I will NEVER sugarcoat it.
I love the "no sugarcoat" playing bruh
And forthwith, I shall never sugarcoat it.
Guardian of the former seas moment
Calamity ost jumpscare
this video inspires me to not sugarcoat it and beat pisyphus with only the srs cannon
alternative way to do this in case someone hasn't pointed it out yet
hitting coin deflects with like 5000 dual wield powerups gets you a ton of points even faster
gonne be honest I dont't think at any point in time I plan on sugar coating it
Thank you for putting Swordsmachine sugarcoating in the bottom left corner, my Ultrattention span almost ran out
I see you're a calamity mod fan as well
I will never Sugarcoat it
Extra help: once you spawn the enemy and the dual wield powerups, unequip the spawner arm. This will make it 1.5x faster due to the fresh weapon bonus.
Makes sense this was on greed
CALAMITY OST LETS FREAKING GO
A year late to this, but thanks man!! I got billions of points 😂
Ironic you did it in the greed layer.
this is so sad that im never gonna sugarcoat it
yeah i'm never gonna sugarcoat it too
i can't believe i could have done this instead of killing idols in a pit in cybergrind for like an hour
Well if you had just P-ranked the Texas Ranger fight first try you would have got plenty of points smh
You also can get apostate of hate Gabriel with radiance(only health and tier should be maxed) and ricoshot in the air, it won't hit the Gabriel sometimes but that is good since you can swap between headshot comboing and rocoshotting.
This is how I unlocked custom skins basically, but with ricoshots on a Maurice.
you didnt sugar coat it
Just do 25 coin punches, unnequip arm after spawning enemy. If youre going for this, just use the charged shot on the slab piercer.
I don't need a second video to keep my interest, I just need the numbers to *ELEVATE*
i will never sugarcoat it. this fr is the ultrakill experience
think I messed it up somehow, I got sent back to 0P,
*I don’t know why*
anything over 1.2 billion style points resets it I think
you can also use coins with no cooldown with a lot of dual wields and get like over 1b style in like 30 seconds but ok
Song: Guardian of the Former Seas by DM Dokuro
The default pistol should ran out of ammo the moment He clicked.
desert scourge jumpscare
fun fact: in the game i actually found out if you get enough points the game will actually say "Like, a lot of P" and i think it does this in vanilla! Just a fun fact haha
Very sorry to anyone with epilepsy
This video really wasn't sugarcoated.
As a guilty pleasure, I will never sugarcoat it
I am proud to announce that I will NEVER sugarcoat it.
your honor, v1 will clearly be sugarcoating it.
love the desert scourge music my man
Came for the guide and stayed for the music
I think the best quick legit way to farm points would be to just keep replaying 1-1 with the secret ending, you'e get 5500 points for no damage and no restarts
That's how I did it for those custom paint jobs it honestly wasn't that bad it only took like 5 hours and I just watched a few movies while turning my mind off
An easier way to do this is with the same tactic, except you use ricoshot to gain style.
Man is playing DM Dokuro’s “Guardian Of the Former Seas” Song. calamity. LOVE IT. Going to beat it for 7th time
Desert scourge goes 🔥🔥🔥🔥
desert scourge mfs when brutal, stained calamity comes on:
@@fatcatis Brutal, stained calamity mfs when... uhh... oh shit, uhh, umm- Fair
@@fatcatis Brutal, stained calamity mfs when Roar of the Jungle Dragon comes on:
@@You-e2lroar of the jungle dragon mfs when seahorse scrunity comes on:
Just use the spanner arm to spawn the duel wield thing a shit load of times then just spam coins while shooting them when there’s enemies nearby and yeah
I shall never sugarcoat the fact that I got it by fucking around in the cybergrind using an obscene amount of dual wield power ups and coins.
Ultrakill would slap with Calamity OST ngl
bruh it already slaps what the fuck you talking about
@@I-Am-Faded-I-Guess also*
@@aaron8342 oh
The collection of power ups was so cool to hear
I shall not ever lather the thing in a sweet powdery substance
Your style does not increase exponentially, however it does increase at a fast rate.
I'm not gonna sugar coat it. *simultaneous damn, parry and coin noises*
I'm grateful that I will never sugarcoat it in my life
Ok fine then [+ ultraricoshot x4 +fist full of dollar]
The desert scourge will not sugarcoat it
im extremely happy because ill never sugarcoat it
also, how do you get that thing that lets you see your rank while you're in the level?
when you finish a level and replay it press tab, and double tap it for it to be toggled on
im not gonna sugarcoat it...
You can also go into cyber grind with cheats and major assists and youll get absurd amounts of money by just activating noclip , spawner arm, turning off damage and freshness on major assists.
Love the calamity music
I am happy to say, I wont ever sugarcoat it.
when i heard a calamity mod song i said "this video gonna be great!!!"
a warning: if you get way too much points, they will reset back to 0.
L username
@@aisuku.never.existed man is a actually mad over a name 💀
@@00playboii Imagine being so mad at gay people you put in your name that you hate them. Litterally pathetic lmao, keep it to yourself
L username
W username
This popped up in R Kelly’s recommended and he was very confused
BRO MY HEADPHONES TURNED OFF BECAUSE OF THIS BASSES
Indeed, i will never sugarcoat it
i will never sugarcoat it
that seems so op but it'll be so worth it
I will finally be able to buy the epic vergil doppleganger dance emote
the swordsmachine gameplay for attention span 💀
Another tip: Play cybergrind and become better at the game
this is literally what under the mayo thinks is the correct way to play
Boutta do this on the prelude to immediately get the good shii and have enough for the other stuff too.
You know what the collab about
thats the thing ( i wont tell you)
Calamity song on the background🔥🔥🔥
Yeah P stands for Points. Yep... Points. Definitely it's not something else
what?
Damn and I thought I was crazy for flipping 50 coins into the 1-1 fountain...
Danke!
ill use this knowledge to get... like... a lot of points!
for anyone wondering if you can use rail cannon, NO.
As many as my device can handle
I'm gonna be here a while
I will never Sugarcoat it.
I have never played this game in my life but it looks fun i guess
its great give it a try
If you play it I hope you don't get sick from fast movement or have megalomania (big=AHHHHHH)
it's fun but short, but it's actively being made so the last part will change and the first part will get a whole lot more
One word description of the game: very
Also make the enemy float for airshot bonus
I will never sugarcoat it.
we will never sugacoat it, we're machines, not monster
Hakita casually watching people cheese his fucking game:
a much quicker way i found is same commands, all the duel wpowerups but use default marksman, spam left and right mouse and stop, keep doing it, once i think my style broke the 32 bit integer limit by doing this lol