I mean, the average Ultrakill player is pretty much a manic crack addict with a single celled organism for a bran that's high on like 50 Benadryl, so that's understandable.
Swordsmachine is at a loss because he is the first one to comment "I will never sugarcoat it." Look at these mismatched pixelated 144p cameras I have here. Somehow no one else saw it?
I am of the opinion that Ultrakill players don’t have a small attentions span, it’s just that the game is so fast paced that everything else is too slow
ultrakill players rely on sound, as a ultrakill player myself I can safely say that every time I hear a bell, any loud noise, any words that appear in any attack or speech (said aloud or written), dropkicking, angels and hearing a coin wooshing through the air. I will turn towards it with full attention with fight or flight both active at its fullest
just throw a large amount of coins into the air, shoot one of the coins to make the coin chain happen, then spam the coin so fast that the chain isn't able to catch up. When you stop, the millions of coins in that coin chain will launch at the immortal enemy, and you don't even need a beefy pc for this medthod because the blood splash only happens once.
Another way to do that is to throw a lot of coins with the power up in the cyber grind then hitting an enemy with that same set up, which should be faster than just clicking for like a minute straight
As someone who had suffered sleep deprivation at night and then decided that it was a WONDERFUL idea to try out Clash of the Brandicoot at night,yeah this tutorial fuckin’ slaps,thanks for the free custom palettes mate
I'm not going to sugarcoat it... this video is truly an amazing sight to behold. Like, you've no idea just how incredible this video is, even with its relatively short length. It's clear, concise, and to the point. no nonsense what-so-ever. It is astonishing just how important this video is to our species as a whole, as there are some incredible things we can learn from it. We cannot let this video be lost to the unrelenting sands of time, for it would be a historical travesty akin to the destruction of the Library of Alexander if that were the case. This video will teach countless generations to come with sacred knowledge that is a MUST for mankind to have. This very video WILL allow us to evolve beyond our feeble minds and achieve true transcendence. It's just unfortunate that this very video is tucked away inside another video that doesn't hold nearly as important knowledge as the very artistic masterpiece that is imprisoned within it.
Pro tip: dont go too far over 1.8 billion style points, somewhere at that point it just resets your style (if you wanna check it out then just spam a lot of dual power-ups use the coins for a ricoshot and aim a bit over the cerberus for a very quick style reset)
Extra help: once you spawn the enemy and the dual wield powerups, unequip the spawner arm. This will make it 1.5x faster due to the fresh weapon bonus.
You also can get apostate of hate Gabriel with radiance(only health and tier should be maxed) and ricoshot in the air, it won't hit the Gabriel sometimes but that is good since you can swap between headshot comboing and rocoshotting.
fun fact: in the game i actually found out if you get enough points the game will actually say "Like, a lot of P" and i think it does this in vanilla! Just a fun fact haha
I think the best quick legit way to farm points would be to just keep replaying 1-1 with the secret ending, you'e get 5500 points for no damage and no restarts
That's how I did it for those custom paint jobs it honestly wasn't that bad it only took like 5 hours and I just watched a few movies while turning my mind off
Just use the spanner arm to spawn the duel wield thing a shit load of times then just spam coins while shooting them when there’s enemies nearby and yeah
Wow
Wow
Wow
wow
Wow
Wow
The minds of ultrakill players are so short of attention we require a video to play another video to keep our interest.
grinding boring as hell
P-2 boring ahh hell
*starts watching subway surfers family guy tiktok clips*
I mean, the average Ultrakill player is pretty much a manic crack addict with a single celled organism for a bran that's high on like 50 Benadryl, so that's understandable.
mood
@@Liscinov " again with all of this speech nonsense, *Goes to watching family guy funny moments*"
Another tip for this: Unequip the spawner arm, if you do this your fresh meter will stay at 1.50x and no go down.
another tip now that doesnt work anymore: major assists enable it and enable no fresh meter!!!!!!!!!
@@amznlp5258 the power of speed
@@amznlp5258 No, it still does. DIsabling weapon freshness still works.
thank you I was wondering why the hell it wasnt working then I saw this thank you for sparing me hours of grinding
@raiden9589 i just read that with raidens voice and then imagined the scene this is funnier than it shoud
Swordsmachine is at a loss because he is the first one to comment "I will never sugarcoat it." Look at these mismatched pixelated 144p cameras I have here. Somehow no one else saw it?
wait what
I’m proud to announce that I will never sugarcoat it.
so am i, i will never sugarcoat it.
if anyone does, let me just tell you, you like oily buff men kissing
I am going to sugarcoat it.
Same here
Daaaaaaamn
Dude really put a second video in the video because we all know damn well everyone who touches Ultrakill suddenly develops ADHD
lmao true
Can confirm, my ADHD Now has radiance.
P-3
PRIME /// CLIMAX
THE ADHD'S VESSEL
@@s.sinsterwhat tier tho
What about blokes who already have ADHD
I am of the opinion that Ultrakill players don’t have a small attentions span, it’s just that the game is so fast paced that everything else is too slow
ultrakill players rely on sound, as a ultrakill player myself I can safely say that every time I hear a bell, any loud noise, any words that appear in any attack or speech (said aloud or written), dropkicking, angels and hearing a coin wooshing through the air. I will turn towards it with full attention with fight or flight both active at its fullest
@@FutileStruggleofaBoulder Me when I'm sliding and shotgun boosting to the nearest infant child at the mall to dropkick him cause I heard him cry:
as an ultrakill player with adhd this is correct, when i play garry's mod i feel really really slow
I like ultrakill but I don't really mind speed, I have normal attention span.
I just like fast more because fast = cool
Real
just throw a large amount of coins into the air, shoot one of the coins to make the coin chain happen, then spam the coin so fast that the chain isn't able to catch up. When you stop, the millions of coins in that coin chain will launch at the immortal enemy, and you don't even need a beefy pc for this medthod because the blood splash only happens once.
if you do this too much you will hit the integer limit and go to 0
@@Shawkstatus I also had that happened to me before, LOL. First it would say "Like a lot of P" then after that it would just turn into 0.
You can disable blood and other gore in options
What i should spam?
Yeah it’s faster
You can also get like, a lot of P by drinking too much water.
I was genuinely about to make the *same joke*
if only i could like a comment twice
Style Meter: *increases linearly"
KB24: "it increases exponentially!"
It is exponential though
It is exponential
Quite exponential
Very exponential
its neither, it actually increases quadratically
Another way to do that is to throw a lot of coins with the power up in the cyber grind then hitting an enemy with that same set up, which should be faster than just clicking for like a minute straight
It’s not, that headshot multiplier is miles more effective
Autoclicker: allow me to introduce myself.
@@JackInTheBack3359 it is more effective if u get like 50 power ups
Now you can afford tiger drop feedback upgrade
I will never sugarcoat it
Calamity moment fr
I'm a simple man, if I hear Calamity mod music on an Ultrakill video I like
Desert scourage
As someone who had suffered sleep deprivation at night and then decided that it was a WONDERFUL idea to try out Clash of the Brandicoot at night,yeah this tutorial fuckin’ slaps,thanks for the free custom palettes mate
I'm not going to sugarcoat it... this video is truly an amazing sight to behold. Like, you've no idea just how incredible this video is, even with its relatively short length. It's clear, concise, and to the point. no nonsense what-so-ever. It is astonishing just how important this video is to our species as a whole, as there are some incredible things we can learn from it. We cannot let this video be lost to the unrelenting sands of time, for it would be a historical travesty akin to the destruction of the Library of Alexander if that were the case. This video will teach countless generations to come with sacred knowledge that is a MUST for mankind to have. This very video WILL allow us to evolve beyond our feeble minds and achieve true transcendence. It's just unfortunate that this very video is tucked away inside another video that doesn't hold nearly as important knowledge as the very artistic masterpiece that is imprisoned within it.
Truly the Desert Scourge.
I completely agree. Calamity’s soundtrack is truly one of the most of all time.
@@demoknight864 truly one of the ost of all time
dm dokuro cooked
@@Containers-v7m so true All Around Helper
@@GreenGork yooooooo
I love the "no sugarcoat" playing bruh
I will NEVER sugarcoat it.
Two things.
One; What makes you believe I don't wanna waste hours of my "life"?
Two; I will never, ever sugarcoat.
Pro tip: dont go too far over 1.8 billion style points, somewhere at that point it just resets your style (if you wanna check it out then just spam a lot of dual power-ups use the coins for a ricoshot and aim a bit over the cerberus for a very quick style reset)
probably because of 32 bit int limit
didnt happen for me, i managed to get to 60 billion style with nothing reseting
Guardian of the former seas moment
And forthwith, I shall never sugarcoat it.
Calamity ost jumpscare
CALAMITY OST LETS FREAKING GO
Extra help: once you spawn the enemy and the dual wield powerups, unequip the spawner arm. This will make it 1.5x faster due to the fresh weapon bonus.
this is so sad that im never gonna sugarcoat it
yeah i'm never gonna sugarcoat it too
this video inspires me to not sugarcoat it and beat pisyphus with only the srs cannon
I will never Sugarcoat it
You also can get apostate of hate Gabriel with radiance(only health and tier should be maxed) and ricoshot in the air, it won't hit the Gabriel sometimes but that is good since you can swap between headshot comboing and rocoshotting.
desert scourge jumpscare
Very sorry to anyone with epilepsy
Makes sense this was on greed
gonne be honest I dont't think at any point in time I plan on sugar coating it
I see you're a calamity mod fan as well
i can't believe i could have done this instead of killing idols in a pit in cybergrind for like an hour
Well if you had just P-ranked the Texas Ranger fight first try you would have got plenty of points smh
No Bitrate?
That feeling when I’m never gonna sugarcoat it
Song Used: DM DOKURO - Guardian of the former seas (Dessert Sourge)
Ok fine then [+ ultraricoshot x4 +fist full of dollar]
you didnt sugar coat it
Ironic you did it in the greed layer.
Song: Guardian of the Former Seas by DM Dokuro
0:42 ZA WARUDO
(or was it the other one?)
Ceberus : STOP YOUR DRAINING MY BLOOD IM F***ING DYING (dead)
you can also use coins with no cooldown with a lot of dual wields and get like over 1b style in like 30 seconds but ok
Thank you for putting Swordsmachine sugarcoating in the bottom left corner, my Ultrattention span almost ran out
I shall never sugarcoat the fact that I got it by fucking around in the cybergrind using an obscene amount of dual wield power ups and coins.
I shall not ever lather the thing in a sweet powdery substance
I will never sugarcoat it, this method is crazy
i will never sugarcoat it. this fr is the ultrakill experience
I am proud to announce that I will NEVER sugarcoat it.
A year late to this, but thanks man!! I got billions of points 😂
This is how I unlocked custom skins basically, but with ricoshots on a Maurice.
As a guilty pleasure, I will never sugarcoat it
The default pistol should ran out of ammo the moment He clicked.
your honor, v1 will clearly be sugarcoating it.
Just do 25 coin punches, unnequip arm after spawning enemy. If youre going for this, just use the charged shot on the slab piercer.
holy damn thbats a lot of p
fun fact: in the game i actually found out if you get enough points the game will actually say "Like, a lot of P" and i think it does this in vanilla! Just a fun fact haha
This video really wasn't sugarcoated.
Indeed, i will never sugarcoat it
I don't need a second video to keep my interest, I just need the numbers to *ELEVATE*
how do u get the menu on the left to appear?
Press Tab on a level you've beat before
Tap it twice in quick succession to keep the menu up.
think I messed it up somehow, I got sent back to 0P,
*I don’t know why*
anything over 1.2 billion style points resets it I think
I'm not gonna sugar coat it. *simultaneous damn, parry and coin noises*
you can also just use a very overpowered mod called style meter modifier (I think)
I will never sugarcoat it.
love the desert scourge music my man
this is literally what under the mayo thinks is the correct way to play
Can you also bind the fire to the mouse wheel and use a lot of railguns to pierce a lot of targets?
Guardian of the former seas used
Deploying like button
u know
I will never sugarcoat it
Why doesn't the weapon usage go lower?
I think its because its the only gun you have
@@Knit0706 exactly
Ultrakill would slap with Calamity OST ngl
bruh it already slaps what the fuck you talking about
@@I-Am-Faded-I-Guess also*
@@aaron8342 oh
wow that is a lot of p I'll never sugarcoat it
The desert scourge will not sugarcoat it
Danke!
ill use this knowledge to get... like... a lot of points!
Came for the guide and stayed for the music
I will never Sugarcoat it.
Love the calamity music
Desert scourge goes 🔥🔥🔥🔥
desert scourge mfs when brutal, stained calamity comes on:
@@fatcatis Brutal, stained calamity mfs when... uhh... oh shit, uhh, umm- Fair
@@fatcatis Brutal, stained calamity mfs when Roar of the Jungle Dragon comes on:
@@You-e2lroar of the jungle dragon mfs when seahorse scrunity comes on:
I think the best quick legit way to farm points would be to just keep replaying 1-1 with the secret ending, you'e get 5500 points for no damage and no restarts
That's how I did it for those custom paint jobs it honestly wasn't that bad it only took like 5 hours and I just watched a few movies while turning my mind off
This popped up in R Kelly’s recommended and he was very confused
NEVER gonna sugarcoat it
I am happy to say, I wont ever sugarcoat it.
when i heard a calamity mod song i said "this video gonna be great!!!"
An easier way to do this is with the same tactic, except you use ricoshot to gain style.
Just use the spanner arm to spawn the duel wield thing a shit load of times then just spam coins while shooting them when there’s enemies nearby and yeah
The collection of power ups was so cool to hear
a warning: if you get way too much points, they will reset back to 0.
L username
@@aisuku.never.existed man is a actually mad over a name 💀
@@crackawackaofficial Imagine being so mad at gay people you put in your name that you hate them. Litterally pathetic lmao, keep it to yourself
L username
W username
What's funny is that he did this in * G R E E D*
I'm grateful that I will never sugarcoat it in my life
i accidentlly went past the 32 bit integer limit with my style points and it went back to 0
0:45 this slam was personally
Based song
im not gonna sugarcoat it...
BRO MY HEADPHONES TURNED OFF BECAUSE OF THIS BASSES
Man is playing DM Dokuro’s “Guardian Of the Former Seas” Song. calamity. LOVE IT. Going to beat it for 7th time
Hakita casually watching people cheese his fucking game: