Katana Zero - jermASMR

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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    Originally streamed/recorded on January 10th, 2020
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 344

  • @SRowntree
    @SRowntree 3 роки тому +2114

    Jerma's fans are slowly whittling away his sanity until he's nothing but a psychotic soundboard.

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 3 роки тому +35

      This is a man who puked Oreos on his mom’s bed, you think chat could make a dent to his sanity?

    • @Mazurecki56
      @Mazurecki56 3 роки тому +24

      @@ItsDSP *recently* puked oreos on his mom's bed, to be even more specific

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mazurecki56 You didn’t have to do it to me like that.

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 3 роки тому +3

      G A S

    • @Scaevola9449
      @Scaevola9449 3 роки тому +1

      "Psychotic soundboard" is perfect

  • @ostrichman8034
    @ostrichman8034 3 роки тому +2204

    What a nice streamer. I’m sure he’d never be in crippling debt to several thousand strangers.

    • @Exobiologic
      @Exobiologic 3 роки тому +88

      Specially over something dumb like an arbitrary bet over a videogame. That'd just be silly.

    • @bassprogoth
      @bassprogoth 3 роки тому +79

      and in this hypothetical he would definitely never fail to learn from his past mistakes and continue making bets in hope to rid himself of the aforementioned debt, only to instead end up becoming a catboy

    • @bobthetitan1
      @bobthetitan1 3 роки тому +20

      Money really has changed him

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 3 роки тому +36

      You know who else was in crippling debt to several people?
      Julius Caesar.
      I'm not saying Jerma wants to be dictator for life, all I'm saying is he never said he wouldn't cross the Rubicon.

    • @tolman4497
      @tolman4497 3 роки тому +3

      Cereal

  • @MrSaturn012
    @MrSaturn012 3 роки тому +448

    This video is 95% Jerma being bullied and losing his mind and 5% Katana Zero gameplay

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 роки тому +13

      As is with every 2ndJerma video, even the ones that aren't Katana Zero

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 3 роки тому +1

      If only it was lessening his crippling debt

  • @jackbaker6610
    @jackbaker6610 3 роки тому +1151

    0 seconds in and it’s already a funny voice

    • @tabulasmara
      @tabulasmara 3 роки тому +3

      He is devolving at a rapid pace

    • @ekoz
      @ekoz 3 роки тому +45

      @@shlargos.yeetington6624 Where does the "autism" part of all that come in? Every other part fits Jerma, but not autism.

    • @sulociou7846
      @sulociou7846 3 роки тому +10

      @@ekoz adhd
      though still not accurate

    • @jackbaker6610
      @jackbaker6610 3 роки тому +1

      @@kerokero_furogu my dog

    • @--Io--
      @--Io-- 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackbaker6610 who is your dog

  • @runktheruler
    @runktheruler 3 роки тому +626

    PROPHETIC streamer predicts hot tub steams more than a YEAR in advance.

  • @OMelikaO
    @OMelikaO 3 роки тому +1213

    “Your voice sounds like a JPEG” is so accurate it hurts

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 роки тому +5

      I wish i could figure out what it means

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 3 роки тому +1

      @@scrithen2836 me too, as I have no clue

  • @PaintraSeaPea
    @PaintraSeaPea 3 роки тому +312

    something about this stream both including a bugleberry intro as well as a detailed recount of a bathtub stream dream and jerma saying he would only do it fully clothed feels way too prophetic

    • @wyattknutson
      @wyattknutson 3 роки тому +6

      You. You are the one who made me watch Aqua Teen. Do you realize your folly?

    • @PaintraSeaPea
      @PaintraSeaPea 3 роки тому +7

      @@wyattknutson did you like it

    • @wyattknutson
      @wyattknutson 3 роки тому +8

      @@PaintraSeaPea yeah it was great :)

    • @pillynutty5959
      @pillynutty5959 3 роки тому

      chronos does that to you

    • @Leo-od3mc
      @Leo-od3mc 3 роки тому +7

      It’s so coincidental and prophetic that it’s uncanny

  • @yaogwai
    @yaogwai 3 роки тому +178

    I dunno why but “I can hear his teeth” fucking KILLED ME

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 3 роки тому +478

    So this is Jerma's equivalent of "Vinny why is your voice so high pitched?" Except he just loses his mind instead of playing along with the meme.

  • @TheDarkblade711
    @TheDarkblade711 3 роки тому +93

    I love how even when he puts the demon filter on and yells "I could be anybody" he's still sounds so distinctly Jerma

  • @F_Faust
    @F_Faust 3 роки тому +258

    He's sounding more and more like Moreau everyday.

    • @homosexplosion
      @homosexplosion 3 роки тому +22

      This was before Resi 8 and that makes it even funnier wtf

  • @thejakeshow3811
    @thejakeshow3811 3 роки тому +126

    i took apart my loud metallic shelf while watching this video and i could still hear jermas mouthparts clearly

    • @Catspoken
      @Catspoken 3 роки тому +5

      losing my shit over this comment because i imagined jerma reading it like a chat message on stream and he couldn’t recover from it either

    • @DatCheeseCake
      @DatCheeseCake 3 роки тому

      I heard his teeth moving

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 3 роки тому +255

    So he’s finally caved into becoming an ASMR streamer, right after his PG-13 Let’s Play channel took off

    • @Phytem
      @Phytem 3 роки тому +6

      I think it might actually be because of the success of his hot tub stream

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 3 роки тому +286

    "Your voice sounds like a .JPEG"
    "Do I look like I know what a .JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog"

  • @roxkazma4844
    @roxkazma4844 3 роки тому +63

    9:15
    Sounds like Bugleberry listened to jermas advice

  • @SRowntree
    @SRowntree 3 роки тому +100

    Friendly reminder that Jerma once threw up an entire sleeve of Oreos on his mom's bed and then went to his room to zerk off.

  • @flyingpig5622
    @flyingpig5622 3 роки тому +85

    Otherwise known as the “when chat was really bad” stream

    • @wyattknutson
      @wyattknutson 3 роки тому +72

      Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 роки тому +13

      @@wyattknutson "when the chat was THE WORST" stream

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 3 роки тому +13

      @@LordVader1094 Still doesn't narrow it down

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 3 роки тому +4

      Is it normally that bad? From what I see it’s usually not that shitty

    • @Skrubs
      @Skrubs 3 роки тому +17

      @@WastePlace it was especially bad that stream, at the end he told the chat he stopped interacting with chat half-way and was rambling by himself

  • @mcsquiggle6902
    @mcsquiggle6902 3 роки тому +27

    COOL streamer makes a really NICE VIDEO that lots of people ENJOY

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 3 роки тому +157

    Psychopath streamer becomes fraud samurai assassin and falls victim to Chronos

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 3 роки тому

      While being very compact and having a crippling debt to numerous strangers.

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 3 роки тому +64

    January 2020? Man, this guy predicted the bathtub stream craze

  • @2chickenmama
    @2chickenmama 3 роки тому +53

    If jerma ever quits streaming it'll be because of chat

  • @lambdacalculus3505
    @lambdacalculus3505 3 роки тому +10

    *Janurary 10th, 2020.*
    *The "Icky-Word" Incident.*

  • @applepielord8681
    @applepielord8681 3 роки тому +32

    Your as smart as an alligator. Don’t ever let them tell you otherwise king

  • @willowchair
    @willowchair 3 роки тому +85

    jerma asmr would probably be pretty cool since i fall asleep to his streams a lot anyway

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 3 роки тому +33

      ResidentSleeper

    • @fabianmonge4722
      @fabianmonge4722 3 роки тому +1

      Me too, I'd like to see a jerma video before going to sleep lol

    • @kiwec
      @kiwec 3 роки тому +11

      Imagine him saying "stimulus" with an ASMR mic

  • @foxygramp_1973
    @foxygramp_1973 3 роки тому +5

    3:08 jerma sitting there chattering his teeth sounds like such a jerma thing to do

  • @Sp0kaa
    @Sp0kaa 3 роки тому +85

    jerma is the best content creator in the world

    • @cream9905
      @cream9905 3 роки тому +8

      Oh my God a fellow red panda

    • @cream9905
      @cream9905 3 роки тому +13

      @@SRowntree keep talking and youll become a taste tester in my kitchen

    • @Sp0kaa
      @Sp0kaa 3 роки тому +5

      This threat and replies are.... overwhelming

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +9

      @@Sp0kaa Rodger Dodger’s comment has disappeared. He might have said ANYTHING. I can fill the void of his absence with ANYTHING. Right now I am slandering him in my imagination. Slander feels so good.

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 3 роки тому +1

      @@jeremytitus9519 A bunch of my comments just vanished but others are still here. I have no idea what's going on lol

  • @skulli52
    @skulli52 3 роки тому +5

    "ban that person for 10 minutes." I LOST MY SHITT LMAOO

  • @hazerion9070
    @hazerion9070 3 роки тому +51

    50% off the debt if Jerma streams from the bath

  • @Blaze____________
    @Blaze____________ 3 роки тому +42

    Love the aesthetics in this game.

  • @snandlmnc5578
    @snandlmnc5578 3 роки тому +42

    Jerma never ceases to scare

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 3 роки тому +3

    Putting the original stream date in the description is super handy, thank you editors/jerma!

  • @shibuishibui3706
    @shibuishibui3706 3 роки тому +10

    Heard the voice in the beginning. Skipped a few seconds in and jerma says "sounds like shit"
    Incredible

  • @eyemotif
    @eyemotif 3 роки тому +19

    jerma: become the soundboard

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 3 роки тому +34

    Ah yes, the game that finally made me jump headfirst into game development. I hope my favourite streamer likes it

    • @minakamo
      @minakamo 3 роки тому +14

      same here, this game really inspired me to dive into trying development. i wish more of this video was about the actual game lol but it was nice seeing him play

  • @mediman12
    @mediman12 3 роки тому +31

    Ah yes, the stream where chat wouldn't shut the hell up about jermas voice

  • @landynbaccam4448
    @landynbaccam4448 3 роки тому +6

    "No life nerd, who has never gotten 10:15 before in his entire life."

  • @justjim8243
    @justjim8243 3 роки тому +9

    everyones an audio expert in jerma's chat apparently

  • @Clockwonk
    @Clockwonk 3 роки тому +12

    I can't believe Jerma predicted bath tub streams

  • @teruterujasu
    @teruterujasu 3 роки тому +25

    for real though, i went to watch this vod after i finished k0 myself, very excited to see how jerma would react to the game and was thoroughly disappointed at how dicky and awful chat was being throughout the WHOLE stream 8(

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 3 роки тому +26

    this game is absolutely fantastic for anyone who hasn't played it

  • @pakcikfin1021
    @pakcikfin1021 3 роки тому +4

    Chat sending links to jerma is like a kid trying to get their parents attention by pulling on their shirt

  • @SomeScruffian
    @SomeScruffian 3 роки тому +5

    2:12 Ah yes, the perfect sample for my jermacore remix

  • @marbyyy7810
    @marbyyy7810 3 роки тому +15

    literally just went to see if there was a new jerma video

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 3 роки тому +6

    Chat should ABSOLUTELY NOT be bullying Jerma about saying words that make him uncomfortable.

  • @thedandguy189
    @thedandguy189 3 роки тому +4

    Normal streamer: Jerma plays cool samurai game called Katana ZERO!
    Jerma streamer: Watch me have a nervous breakdown over my new higher quality mic while I play Katana ZERO

  • @scpjinchuriki3295
    @scpjinchuriki3295 3 роки тому +5

    I like how in his dreams, he’s thinking of ways to pay off debt.

  • @roguekeychain1848
    @roguekeychain1848 3 роки тому +89

    This was a great few streams but the chat for them were super toxic.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 роки тому +10

      Is it the kind of UA-cam comment replies-bad or "Everyone on this 100 people video game server is drunk, on steroids and their voice is always-on"-bad?

    • @deelanders1
      @deelanders1 3 роки тому +46

      @@BierBart12 The second. Everyone is always screaming in all caps, extremely obnoxious and usually shitty to Jerma. It's hard to sit through personally with all the influx of new people

    • @chinchirap2
      @chinchirap2 3 роки тому +2

      I've never seen a jerma stream, what do you mean by toxic? Like if all the chat is like the things that jerma says, i don't think i have problem. Or is it that jerma filters and says only the good stuff?

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +60

      @@chinchirap2 Jerma filters. When the chat is in slow mode it’s fine. Problem is so many new people don’t understand the Jerma comment meta. All the memes about how fucked, psycho, or sus he his; how he zerks and zums on stream; how he has borderline contraband level dumptruck; how he’d better quit whatever dumpster fire game he’s playing RIGHT NOW and switch to something better suited to his Huel ravaged brain; only work when he can play off them-not when he has to PLAY THEM OFF. “This guy is fucked” doesn’t exist so that you can fuck with this guy. “LOL tiny streamer” doesn’t exist so that you can make the streamer FEEL tiny. He isn’t our excuse to be evil, he is our beautiful harlequin man. Don’t make his life pain. He’ll hate-

    • @Tarby.
      @Tarby. 3 роки тому +4

      People read chat ?

  • @lopamurblamo
    @lopamurblamo 3 роки тому +3

    Chat was fucking ZONKED this stream

  • @ThrowAway-gu2lw
    @ThrowAway-gu2lw 3 роки тому +6

    why does jerma's dream sound so accurate to how twitch would actually react

  • @casparash5370
    @casparash5370 3 роки тому +8

    Is this the famous streamer who predicted hot tub streams????

  • @TheWaInut
    @TheWaInut 3 роки тому +1

    I continued to be amazed how the little intro is always somehow perfectly accurate to the clip itself

  • @eccentricjoe8786
    @eccentricjoe8786 3 роки тому +3

    14:21 been a while since one of his noises broke me lol

  • @TheAlison1456
    @TheAlison1456 3 роки тому +3

    13:03 this is what happens when a person is pushed to the limits of their tolerance
    It's hard to say when the pushing happens for the better

  • @ZatchAMV
    @ZatchAMV 3 роки тому +5

    I quickread the title as 'Katana Zero - JermaSTAR', the true OTP.

  • @PizzboyGetsPizzas
    @PizzboyGetsPizzas 3 роки тому +24

    Can we nominate 12:46 for Worst Sound 2021?

    • @ottamotta
      @ottamotta 3 роки тому +7

      pretty sure this stream was from 2020

    • @PizzboyGetsPizzas
      @PizzboyGetsPizzas 3 роки тому +9

      @@ottamotta maybe he won’t notice

  • @tbirdland
    @tbirdland 3 роки тому +3

    I leave the room for 2 minutes and come back to
    BASS BASS BASS BABBAABABBBABBASS BASS BASS BABBABB

  • @shimbli5459
    @shimbli5459 3 роки тому +3

    Chat MALDING over compressed streamer.

  • @DreamOfSpring
    @DreamOfSpring 3 роки тому +4

    7:10 Jerma predicts Catboy Jerma Stream

  • @buzaldo
    @buzaldo 3 роки тому +5

    I like when Jerma acted like himself the whole time

  • @abdul-rahman7606
    @abdul-rahman7606 3 роки тому +2

    Jerma’s dream of him being naked on stream is probably because he is aware how candid and personal he can be online.

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 3 роки тому +2

    7:19 This man dreamed up the new meta more than a year before its time.

  • @dbeaebry3358
    @dbeaebry3358 3 роки тому +3

    "why would i be in the bath tub?" well...

  • @griffonfire
    @griffonfire 3 роки тому +15

    Guess I’ll watch this since Jerma is too busy filling his diapers to stream today like he promised

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 роки тому +3

    Just wait until Jerma gets an ACTUAL ASMR microphone

  • @cartrac
    @cartrac 3 роки тому

    When he was saying: it sounds VERY good" with the pitch down, I had flashbacks to Star's old tf2 hit sounds

  • @ddqwf
    @ddqwf 3 роки тому +10

    Really had a shitty weekend... but I want to thank you jerma, you always make me smile and laugh and I appreciate what you do :)

  • @roxiroxiroxiroxi
    @roxiroxiroxiroxi 3 роки тому +4

    Jerma listen I'm not trying to promote this parasocial relationship shit but seriously you have gotten me through so much stuff. If you ever see this just know that you are the funniest human I have ever fucking watched. For hours I can watch a stream and not get bored at all, you can make literally anything entertaining. Thanks for existing and making my existence better lmao.
    You can ask a lot of your viewers and they agree with me.
    E-Clown lmao
    I'm just joking like you are seriously the best.

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 3 роки тому +5

    Katana Zero is such a good game

  • @Alec_Reaper
    @Alec_Reaper 3 роки тому +2

    Jerma dreamed about/predicted Hot Tub Streams :O

  • @ThePie_NedGreen
    @ThePie_NedGreen 3 роки тому

    I love that Jerma stories and the psychiatric theme fits so well.
    He’s just as insane as the character he’s playing.

  • @bigifchunks
    @bigifchunks 3 роки тому +128

    now the question becomes "Is Jerma short, compact, or compressed?"

  • @koppie4609
    @koppie4609 3 роки тому +2

    I like how this was like a year ago and his just now posting it

  • @Derkious
    @Derkious 3 роки тому

    13:24 PSYCHOTIC streamer imitates CRAZY frog

  • @double_o1746
    @double_o1746 3 роки тому +6

    his dream came true with the hot tub stream

  • @bornofpixels
    @bornofpixels 3 роки тому +1

    JermASMR, the long awaited sequel to asmRT

  • @rgbmew
    @rgbmew 3 роки тому +10

    oh my god the bathtub dream, he was a hot tub streamer before they were a thing

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 3 роки тому

    Jerma's soundboard is the next step in E-clown evolution

  • @pizzaowl1305
    @pizzaowl1305 3 роки тому +1

    "Why would i ever be in a bathtub?"

  • @papacheese8962
    @papacheese8962 3 роки тому +8

    Thx this was rly relaxing❤💘💕💔💞🙊💝🧡This rly help me with my sleep thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!😇

  • @bruhemoth5599
    @bruhemoth5599 3 роки тому +5

    INSECURE streamer addresses his chat for them HATING on his VOICE

  • @roccor8742
    @roccor8742 3 роки тому +1

    How does it feel that there are 5.8k people who have seen this video before it has been out for an hour.

  • @hadalwave
    @hadalwave 3 роки тому

    "why would i ever stream in the bathtub?" cut to the bugleberry stream

  • @ScoladeGaming
    @ScoladeGaming 3 роки тому

    This was the first Jerma stream I watched.

  • @cavegift
    @cavegift 3 роки тому

    this was the first video i tried to watch setting up my computer after i just moved, and i thought my speakers were broken

  • @dean988
    @dean988 3 роки тому

    he went through all 5 stages of grief over the sound of his voice

  • @BenDiPaolo
    @BenDiPaolo 3 роки тому

    he sounded so youthful and alive, little did he know what will happen to him in 2020...

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini 3 роки тому

    We are on the path to seeing a prehistoric stream with these videos

  • @RobinYdal
    @RobinYdal 3 роки тому +1

    7:15
    Prophetic

  • @BrysonSpahn
    @BrysonSpahn 3 роки тому +4

    10:30
    [insert No Life Nerd clip]

    • @BrysonSpahn
      @BrysonSpahn 3 роки тому +1

      oh chat made the joke for me a mere 2 minutes later

  • @wokeandroid
    @wokeandroid 3 роки тому

    Can't believe Jerma predicted Bathtub Meta @ 7:20

  • @halfastudio
    @halfastudio 3 роки тому +1

    My man playing my favourite game. Good times. Good times.

    • @OvPdTurtle
      @OvPdTurtle 3 роки тому +1

      It's a shame he barely plays it in this video though.

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 3 роки тому

      @@OvPdTurtle ya, but I'm trying to enjoy what I get these days. I have basically watched the entirety of what I want from UA-cam and I don't have anything to do lol

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому

      @@halfastudio then how about you go find the other half of your damned studio!!!

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 3 роки тому

      @@jeremytitus9519 it's... Not half a studio... It's "HALF A" studio )=

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому

      @@halfastudio don’t stand here arguing with me everybody can see us because you’re missing an entire wall!

  • @DoctorTillinghast
    @DoctorTillinghast 3 роки тому

    I feel like this video will either intrigue new viewers or deter them permanently

  • @MD-bf2ce
    @MD-bf2ce 3 роки тому +1

    so many sound clips someone better make a sick D&B mix

  • @orangebucket6485
    @orangebucket6485 3 роки тому

    aw man i didnt know he streamed this, sucks i missed this stream cuz i looooove this game

  • @randomchallenger1726
    @randomchallenger1726 3 роки тому +1

    yeah he sounds good

  • @NocteAeternus
    @NocteAeternus 3 роки тому

    DROP THE BASS BBBB BASS BASS BASS BBBB BASS BASS BASS BBBB BASS

  • @Dreadnote-pf7of
    @Dreadnote-pf7of 3 роки тому +1

    HE PERDICTED BATH META!

  • @masterelf12
    @masterelf12 3 роки тому

    Jerma when he sings the hit song from Tom Jones
    “What’s new puuuuuuuuuu-pastrami cat? Ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh”

  • @sentel140
    @sentel140 3 роки тому

    little did we know jerma eventually did a bathtub stream, hottub to be more specific

  • @RestitutorEuropa
    @RestitutorEuropa 3 роки тому

    Jerma predicted Alligator Loki