How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!" How it ends: "$68,426..."
Agreed, for most players honestly that are f2p seeing whales like this would make them wanna quit. Genshin is a gacha money hungry game just like any other gacha game. You think The game developers care Hahhahahahha Yeah no, as long as your filling pockets with green glorious Grass it doesn't matter.
Yes, it's a gacha game and we all know it. And what's the problem ? If ppl want to spend money in the game we don't care. That's not our account. I'm a F2P player and i royally don't give a f/uck if ppl spend or not their money in the game
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!" How it ends: "GENSHIN R3-"
UA-cam captions be like: "I've literally dreamed, of getting a seasick Zhao and then I woke up and I was sad. That's how much gentian has influenced my life."
qiqi talking to the camera with chaos behind her made me laugh so hard i dont know wwhy gratis just effortlessly makes me laugh and smile thank you for your videos!
"I literally dreamed that I have C6 Xiao then woke up" Same bro, and it was around 5 weeks before the free to use Xiao event and the event looked like the same one in my dream.
Gratis: “I don’t have enough resin to do the lay line event nooo” 24 fragile resins: *“are we a joke to you?”* Edit: You guys that say you have like 50 fragile resins, who asked?
"I don't know the whale lifestyle, I don't know what its like to have a C6 5* Character." At least you know what its like to have a 5* Character with a skin
As a f2p, I was literally choking when I found a person who had 3 characters at c6 and all weapons 5 star with their Eula having a flower with 16% crit rate....
You need to do this again I personally know someone that has C6 all characters and R5 all weapons he is quite possibly the biggest whale in Genshin. I'm talking pulls for 5 star weapons just to use them as enhancement materials level of whale.
my friend's hutao who is completely f2p with white tassel did 100k- idk how tbh, then, i looked at her uncle's hutao who is c6 and has r5 homa- his hutao really did 25k crit using her burst 💀
I never thought that "Dreaming about having a c6 5-star" was real until I literally did it too. I woke up and was sad but simultaneously I still accepted my C0 5 stars for what they were.
Man seeing this a year later just brings me back to when the best character was still ganyu ,the chasm was not out yet, Sumeru was still not out, no one new who the new characters were. It just gives me nostalgia
i have four different genshin accounts. pulled for albedo on three, lost all 50/50s. 1 to keqing and 2 to dILUC- i have nightmares about those ten pulls
My boyfriend have C6 Razor, triple crown with wolves grave stone as a weapon. He’s free to play. I honestly don’t know how he did that. But his Razor is absolutely invincible. It’s scary.
*people hiring whales to carry them or doing the abyss* *Me all alone at ar50 with no one all alone fighting level 90 hilichurls with level 70 yanfei* *HOLY HOW DID THIS GET THIS MANY LIKES I WAS BACK FROM SCHOOL LMFAO
I had a dream if getting keqing and the next wish was keqing I told my friend i wanted Mona and i got mona the next wish I went in about getting kokomi and i got kokomi If only i got qiq tho
Can we just think of grattis who’s just standing talking of anything and everything while behind you see like giant pheonix and big rock falling from the sky and the big numbers
And here I thought I was a whale with my C2 Albedo... Even tough I spent money on this game I feel F2P now and I didn't even know F2P could be a feeling LMAOOO
@@OOPS_droppedIt 219 approximatively I hit pity twice at 80 wishes then 79 wishes and got the next one before around 50 wishes The first one was a guaranteed since I lost my last 50/50 on Hu Tao's banner and I got lucky and won 50/50 for the next two ! Good luck for your pulls I hope you get as lucky as I did for whoever character you wanna pull !
@@mumei31 oh congrats!! Two 50/50’s in a row is impressive. I actually just won my first 50/50 and got Albedo! Happy to have him as my first five star, especially with the new sword
0:14 bruh same, once I had a dream where we got Aquila Favonia for free from an event. Very unrealistic but you never question stuff in your dreams so I was so happy
The only time I did a decent spend was just enough to get Hu Tao, the rest has been battle pass and welkin. Now she rocks that mf Homa and annihilates everything. Oh yeah also C6 XQ helps a lot
i remember dreaming about getting a c6 albedo and i genuinely thought it was real, i woke up got on genshin as soon as my pc turned on like "oh boy! i cant wait to see my c6 albe-".... i was so genuinely upset, im still baffled how it seemed so real????
Imagine having a C6 limited character 👁️
Imagine having Limited characters you want....
imagine having the money to do that
Imagine having primogems
Imagine having mc jkjkjk lol
imagine having the character in the first place
"I dream about c6 5 stars"
Same gratis sameee
Every fucking time
I'm only dreaming about winning the 50/50, I don't even have a c6 5 star in my wildest dreams :,)
Dreaming about C6 Kazuha and Hu Tao 🥲 They're my mains... I got lucky and got C1 Hu Tao
Kazuha constellations when
Im dreaming of getting a 5 star
@@JustASunflowerSeeD me too... like, you're telling me there are actual f2p's that WON a 50/50?? impossible.
Now this is truly pay to win if you’re hiring
Ayo your pfp is from that michael animation right?
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!"
How it ends: "$68,426..."
Agreed, for most players honestly that are f2p seeing whales like this would make them wanna quit.
Genshin is a gacha money hungry game just like any other gacha game. You think The game developers care Hahhahahahha Yeah no, as long as your filling pockets with green glorious Grass it doesn't matter.
Chulala?
Yes, it's a gacha game and we all know it. And what's the problem ? If ppl want to spend money in the game we don't care. That's not our account.
I'm a F2P player and i royally don't give a f/uck if ppl spend or not their money in the game
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!"
How it ends: "GENSHIN R3-"
This man is so F2P he even “hires” people for free
The power of the word please
@@ooiysen the word please doesnt do anything most of the time irl
UA-cam captions be like:
"I've literally dreamed, of getting a seasick Zhao and then I woke up and I was sad. That's how much gentian has influenced my life."
LOL
Mmhmmm yep, seems accurate. Perfect
UA-cam captions also be like: "I killed genji." Or "Die Luke"
...Seems pretty accurate to me..
Also
"C65 stars"
“C6 dialogue man”
QIQI STARING AT THE SCREEN WHILE BOSSES GET DEMOLISHED IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT GIRL IN FRONT OF THE BURNING HOUSE MEME
for me it reminded me of the “look at all these pigeons” meme
“I don’t know what it’s like to have a c6 5 star character”
Traveler: Am i a joke to you?
I dreamt about getting a hu tao when i started playing genshin. And i didn't wake up. It was real.
Well he/she isn’t a five star if you think about it
@@ozvaldovonhrafnavines7575 only in archive
@UCW2-rbcXvMhVJYmx7-rspVQ you can get them from quests,statue and from the whatever it’s called shop (travelers cons btw)
@@AsianEspionage you lucky son of a-
Imagine having C6 5* characters?
No.
*Imagine having C6 Lisa.*
Same, she does so much damage. She is wayy too underrated
The ganyu chilling in a distance dealing 40k every 2 seconds
the real flex is having constellations on the starter characters without whaling
Mom I'm famous
i am a little tiny whale but i never buy wishes for the standard banner and i can very proudly say i have one amber constellation
C1 lisa on eu, c1 kaeya on america, 100% auethentic
C1 kaeya,c1 lisa ,c2 amber 😁
C1 Kaeya C1 Amber and I use neither 😐
c2 amber and c1 kaeya moment
I wish Dvalin was co-opable it's hp would melt like butter
like a criminal undercover
Gon' pop like trouble breaking into your heart like that
Bro, ganyu C6 could like, 2 shot dvalin, it takes a total of 3 seconds to beat dvalin
@@kylnfebruary6 cool shade stuner
Oh no it’s the attack of the bts stans
Can we just take a moment to talk about the fact that he ignored that 50k from Beidou?
Yeaaa I was just pausing to see it again lmao
@Grey ♡ no time stamp is 9:20
@Grey ♡ that one was 43k
then she did 50k and he totally ignored it since he was looking at qiqis tailsman lmao
14:19 Gratis making pained noises after refreshing resin
captions:
*[music]*
*[applause]*
LOLL
I dreamed about getting Klee, and being her. I woke up, checked Genshin, then cried.
do you have klee now? im curious
qiqi talking to the camera with chaos behind her made me laugh so hard i dont know wwhy gratis just effortlessly makes me laugh and smile thank you for your videos!
"I literally dreamed that I have C6 Xiao then woke up"
Same bro, and it was around 5 weeks before the free to use Xiao event and the event looked like the same one in my dream.
i had a double banner dream before it came out lol
i was like “wow this is a good idea actually they should do that” and a week later they did
Freaky
I dreamed that I had 2 five stars or smtn-
definitely not gonna happen with my obsession to spend primos as soon as I get them lol-
I had that dream too.strange…
I dreamed a week before eula banner that eula and albedo would be on a banner and THEN a week later it happened. Dont ask me how
Gratis: “I don’t have enough resin to do the lay line event nooo”
24 fragile resins: *“are we a joke to you?”*
Edit: You guys that say you have like 50 fragile resins, who asked?
The forgotten resin in teapot : "I guess I don't exist then"
lol I have 63 fragile resins,
please help
@@rachmatzulfiqar the forgotten resin: **evaporates into thin air cutely**
@@lchikyo give your resin, I will use it responsibly, and get us both crit artifacts
Rachmat Wahid Zulfiqar I forgot teapot existed
"I don't know the whale lifestyle, I don't know what its like to have a C6 5* Character."
At least you know what its like to have a 5* Character with a skin
“Ah, aww you missed the requirement by 5 constellations” I’m actually screaming
"lettwuseewhatweeget"
gratis, thank you for these words of wisdom, literally crying, the choice of vocabulary is perfection.
time stamp?
@@arandomstranger790 6:43
the times gratis ignored beidou's dmg
hurts me
Ignored the 50k damage from beidou lol 😶😶😶
I think Sayu would’ve been perfect for you sitting back and relax character since she sleeps lol.
As a f2p, I was literally choking when I found a person who had 3 characters at c6 and all weapons 5 star with their Eula having a flower with 16% crit rate....
12:57 i have sea fairy and i have not spend a single cent
You need to do this again I personally know someone that has C6 all characters and R5 all weapons he is quite possibly the biggest whale in Genshin. I'm talking pulls for 5 star weapons just to use them as enhancement materials level of whale.
is ur friend rich or just really bad with managing their personal finances
Why not both?
HELP R U TALKING ABOUT RAZERNINJAS???
Nah just a "normal" dude.
Is he secretly Jeff Bezos or something what the hell
the fact that my c0 diluc deals more dmg than that c6 diluc reminds me about his life choises
They may be c6, but tbh their numbers aren’t as comparable to those who put hard work in their artifact grind💀
don't give whales artifact luck, it's the only thing keeping eulas 7 million the highest dmg from a single number. these ppl are gonna break the game
my friend's hutao who is completely f2p with white tassel did 100k- idk how tbh, then, i looked at her uncle's hutao who is c6 and has r5 homa- his hutao really did 25k crit using her burst 💀
Gratis : i dont know what its like having a c6 5* character
Qiqi : would you like to?
I never thought that "Dreaming about having a c6 5-star" was real until I literally did it too. I woke up and was sad but simultaneously I still accepted my C0 5 stars for what they were.
“I HIRED whales to carry me in genshin impact”
COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT
Gratis getting carried with qiqi is literally me every co-op game
Imagine hiring Henna-Oyajii and fricking destroying everything in genshin lol
Imagine co-oping with him then you blink for 1 second and childe's gone
Henna-Oyajii got the first title "Childe killer"
How about tony to
@@lantran-do9hf imagine hiring them both-
Man seeing this a year later just brings me back to when the best character was still ganyu ,the chasm was not out yet, Sumeru was still not out, no one new who the new characters were. It just gives me nostalgia
gratis' co-op team: *fighting for their lives*
gratis: **sips taco bell pepsi cutely**
i dreamed about pulling diluc. now i've lost childe's and albedo's coinflips to him
and i lost my 50/50 to diluc while pulling eula! :D
i have four different genshin accounts. pulled for albedo on three, lost all 50/50s. 1 to keqing and 2 to dILUC-
i have nightmares about those ten pulls
@@vii218 ok thats horrible but also funny, im so sorry😂
"i was dreaming about having c6 xiao but then i woke up"
*-gratis last words before depression*
My boyfriend have C6 Razor, triple crown with wolves grave stone as a weapon. He’s free to play. I honestly don’t know how he did that. But his Razor is absolutely invincible. It’s scary.
as a former razor main i wish i had that kind of dedication lmao
@@milkyuuq I’ve seen a lot of ex-razor mains. Guess he is popular with the lower AR (I was also a razor main lol)
Man I wish i had him at c6,, i have him at c3 but i dont have any good claymores :(
Gratis: Talking To Chat and having the time of his life
Meanwhile Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Gratis: **cries in c1 qiqi**
Me with c6 qiqi and 200 starglitter from standard banner: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
*people hiring whales to carry them or doing the abyss*
*Me all alone at ar50 with no one all alone fighting level 90 hilichurls with level 70 yanfei*
*HOLY HOW DID THIS GET THIS MANY LIKES I WAS BACK FROM SCHOOL LMFAO
@Nate Higgers not at level 70 she can’t
Haha same, i use lvl 50 chars bc i just can
@ItsyaboyAndy ok let me rephrase that, an ar 50 account with barely any artifacts can’t hit those numbers
Relatable.....a bit too much
@@nothing-9084 lemme rephrase it more accurately, ar50 with albedo artifacts with talents lvl2 and not a good weapon, can't get those numbers.
"I'm having a great day"
*CAMERA SHAKES AGGRESSIVELY*
when the c6 beidou was doing more dmg than the c6 dilucs XD
"be wise with your money"
yeah, I am wise with my money. I put all my money in my savings called genshin impact.
"I ca only hit 300k damage on my ultimate"
Gratis : That's so sad
im dying-
I dream of being a Genshin Impact character sometimes.
i dream of entering the workd
Same, but i was in bee swarm simulator or something. I also was really short in it. My dreams are really weird xD
@@zhongli1139 My dreams are weird too 😭
Bro… 5k by the end of their Genshin career is a whole understatement 😭
So jealous of that c6 kaeya. I'd trade my kidney for that
8:20 I love how Diluc's just passing by and came back and just... - _ -
0:16 wait that isn't normal??!?!!!! WHHHHHAAAAT👁👄👁
C6 5 stars... Normal? 👁️👄👁️
Next up you should hire F2Ps with built characters to see the comparison
6:09 hey past me
How's it going?
How is it going ?
the beginning lmao mood- i had a dream last night i got albedo, eula, and yoimiya in only 20 pulls, the three characters i want (besides qiqi)
same, sad
I have three of em except Albedo.. but I have Hu Tao who I dreamt of.
I had a dream if getting keqing and the next wish was keqing
I told my friend i wanted Mona and i got mona the next wish
I went in about getting kokomi and i got kokomi
If only i got qiq tho
"I dream about c6 5 stars*
Screen zooms in on Ninnguang ( A 6 star character) 🌚
Same with bennett
9:21 Beidou : hits 50k
Gratis : *casually ignores*
dang I really wish I had c6 yoimiya
imagine having a c6 standart character you dont use
Gratis:Just casual work
*Literally meteorite falling from the sky*
this whole video is how i imagine my characters fighting if i wasn't only limited to one character on field
13:24 Zhongli : Oh it's ok azhdaha "it won't hurt"
4:47 Sounds so much like: "Yeah, I just bought a luxurious villa for my side chick so that she won't get jealous from my wife's mansion."
id like to pay whales to help me in genshin, do they accept krill or plankton as payment
12:05 thanks gratis for this wonderful speech
Meanwhile Genshin stonks going down
Can we just think of grattis who’s just standing talking of anything and everything while behind you see like giant pheonix and big rock falling from the sky and the big numbers
I literally dream about pulling kazuha all the time, hopefully it’s a sign for when his rerun comes. LMAO
"Amos bow Ganyu : Whale"
Well, that's what I got and am still F2P
me who watched this on stream but decides to watch the vid anyway: yes yes amazing content indeed 😃
And here I thought I was a whale with my C2 Albedo... Even tough I spent money on this game I feel F2P now and I didn't even know F2P could be a feeling LMAOOO
Albedo!! How many pulls did it take?
@@OOPS_droppedIt 219 approximatively I hit pity twice at 80 wishes then 79 wishes and got the next one before around 50 wishes
The first one was a guaranteed since I lost my last 50/50 on Hu Tao's banner and I got lucky and won 50/50 for the next two !
Good luck for your pulls I hope you get as lucky as I did for whoever character you wanna pull !
@@mumei31 oh congrats!! Two 50/50’s in a row is impressive. I actually just won my first 50/50 and got Albedo! Happy to have him as my first five star, especially with the new sword
@@OOPS_droppedIt Thank you congrats to you too !
Next video: Gratis holds a podcast and discusses serious topics in genshin while his teammates are getting bodied by bosses
Gratis at the intro talking about C6 5* while showing Ningguang on screen.
Ning mains: My queen on screen as she should 😌🙌
I wish they could give us a 5* Ninguang for Christmas or summer banner or something. Like fgo does
" I dream about getting a C6 5 star"
Mate I wish I had that 5 star first
I did about 7 single pulls on the standard banner and got two five stars [diluc and keqing] 😭
alr let’s talk, it took like less then 5 mins to kill big rock frog what the hell boy
fully built c6 hutao can kill it in a min
"I dont see big numbers.. this is pretty weak"
*he says as he deals 388 damage*
if you don't have xiao, just use geo traveler to place his rock then use sucrose to climb onto the rock and pounce the enemies
i dream about spending primogems for c6 kokomi,it was so scary.
as a kokomi main that sounds like a dream
0:14 bruh same, once I had a dream where we got Aquila Favonia for free from an event. Very unrealistic but you never question stuff in your dreams so I was so happy
He doesn’t talk about his game breaking because of the resin refresh
I once had a whale carry me and now I've been scared to co-op ever since
Idk what a whale life style: *proceeds to be a whale*
Claim ur within a minute reward
(•̀ᴗ•́)و
Within 10 minutes take it or leave it
😊
8:12 WYSI
The fact that on the wolf the beidou main landed a 50k dmg hit and Gratis ignored it again lmao
Reminds me of the dog saying this is fine :) 5:53
gratis: i dream of getting a c6 character
me: i dream of getting a five star character
@@jxaww cmon traveler isnt so great
It must be completely rare to see an f2p that has a C6 limited 5 star character unless he is a grinder or a whale.
“I literally dreamed of getting C6 Xiao”
Me: I literally dreamed of getting C3 Ei in one ten pull
Both: And I woke up and felt sad
Qiqi be like : So uh.. behind me is.. what am i doing here again?
My yoimiya can finish that geo cube solo in one round... with the addition of a claymore character ofc lol
The only time I did a decent spend was just enough to get Hu Tao, the rest has been battle pass and welkin. Now she rocks that mf Homa and annihilates everything.
Oh yeah also C6 XQ helps a lot
XQ is short for xingqiu
Title: *Being carried by whale's*
F2P'S: why just why
By watching this I now realize how good my hu Tao is without any constellations and I haven’t whaled I’m f2p.
I don't know why but the moment I saw 5:26 paired with " watch these *monsters* " I *INSTANTLY* started hearing the Pillar Men Awakening theme.
imagine having a 5 star character couldn’t be me
Traveler and Aloy: Am I a joke to you?
hello whales,
seeing all these whales makes me sad, please give me gensis cyrstals for compensation.
thank you,
random internet user /j
Imagine having Qiqi- I would pay to Mihoyo for a guaranteed Qiqi.
Qiqi made me cry because I got her instead of Itto 😭
Once I glitched when the wolf boss started howling, and all you could hear was “AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” for a straight 5 minutes
You taking out Qiqi almost made me think you were itspaikon XD
i remember dreaming about getting a c6 albedo and i genuinely thought it was real, i woke up got on genshin as soon as my pc turned on like "oh boy! i cant wait to see my c6 albe-"....
i was so genuinely upset, im still baffled how it seemed so real????
*the pain when being a low spender and doing more dmg than them all taken together with your 8/10/8 kazuha*
I spent 5 on a welkin yesterday and then I realized I wasn't f2p 😁
Thats still kinda f2p
I only bought the 980 genesis crystals pack and nothing ever in my life... it was so cool lol
Thats nothing bro
yea free to pay
@@lay1509 Bro welkin moon is nothing