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any girl who already likes you based on your personality and conversations, if they suddenly drop you because they find out you’re shorter than they wanted, let them go. you probably dodged a foreseeable bullet
@@Queef_Storm Yeah, agreed. Height doesn't matter that much, but it has social and sexual value in same way like good looks do. I feel like if a tall guy says it doesn't matter it just comes off fake, even if they really believe that.
@@Queef_Storm It's aight people can want whatever they want but doesn't make it any less shallow though. I mean, old rich smart people almost always go for teen girl with no capability of any intellectual idea. I think that's just dumb of them however, I don't care whatever chose whatever they choose. People are allowed to be attracted to each other or not. Still though if they somehow fell for you prior to learning how short you are and that changed their mind, they just lost someone special. And to me that's just dumb. Totally fair game if the spark never is there to begin with though.
As someone who met someone online 800 miles away and it turned out successful (we're living with eachother, been together 5 years), i want you to know the first hug in person was hella awkward. Felt like hugging a stranger, even though we were on facecam through skype for 8 months straight.
yeah i feel like that's normal for meeting anyone you've known for long online, friend or partner, it's just gonna be awkward in person the first couple times because shit is just different in person
I'm actually 6'3, I met Ludwig at full bloom 5 a couple of years ago and he was around half a foot shorter than me. So I would guess he's around 5'9 ish
I once had a profile, with picture of my friend, who was much more handsome than me. Writing that I've caught him multiple times, driving waaay too slow, past kindergardens, with his window open, smiling in the wrong direction. (low success on that one though, its like ppl didnt even try to get what I was trying to say)
LOL I had that height thing too ngl. Met my bf online, I flew to him states away, he said he was 5'8, My doctor insisted I was 5'6. We meet up and we find out we're both 5'7. Both the same height LOLOLOL
this makes a lot of sense, my go to just been, in the moment, say or write or do what makes things more fun, or exciting, unless u cause too much dmg somewhere, always have to be paying attention
When I met the girl I fell in love with online, in 2005 or 2006, meeting in WoW. Travelled to the uk, nervous as one can be, surely ive fuckt up and not really thought this through. I have to take buss from london to Birmingham. I get out of Bus, late in the evening, big underground parking lot. I go out, too quiet, nervous, i just start navigating the enviornment, I am crafty, I figure shit out. And I hear Sarah screeeeching, with her usually "u know i love you, but u can be such a fucking idiot at times" yelling at me. I had 2 real options on where to go, one lead, into the area with no lighting, other followed big white plastic tapes, some yellow on the wall, all pointing towards where people showed up to get people who travelled far on the bus
now she's "Stop yelling, u havent even hugged me". And I felt 100% bad, and fell for it, and acted properly, and ran and gave her a warm hug. Told her I had planned to like, do a 360, and lift her a little bit, but nothing too crazy. But thought that was over doing it, so went for a classic!
Why is Ludwig just speaking straight facts this whole video? We normally go through the whole hero arc with rises and falls but this is some wise sage shit
@@pandaa3049 a twitch streamer? More ENTERTAINING? than a SOFTWARE ENGINEER? I would've never thought. FYI you also can get payed like half a mil salary at google which isnt insignificant
At first I thought Slime was going to be even more ruthless and irreverent than Ludwig roasting people, turned out to be pleasantly surprised with his thesis
i just wanna say that donnie looks like the type of guy that u see in a movie where he is like that awk geeky boy in school but he cuts hair and takes off glasses and BOOM he is a hot shy boy
slides actually got a point. putting yourself down is better if you're already more attractive to start. puts you at equal footing and humanizes. if not it just brings you down
Man, Slime dropping why I subbed to him near the end. Just filled with that straight truth without the "I'm better than you" and more "Bro, I get you but it be like this tho"
I met my long distance girlfriend around 5 weeks ago and I was very nervous about meeting her because we had talked a lot on calls so it wasn’t as bad but it was amazing and she didn’t call me short
"Even though it's just 5' 9''" The average height of a US male is 5' 9'' and the world average is 5' 7'' I know what Lud was saying was a joke but a lot of people think under 6 foot is short.
Not gonna lie, this has given me more advice and tips with Tinder and well, after having shitty few weeks then lot of things on the internet, although very likely to do with.. err, some energy he mentioned half way through, almost makes me want him to be brutally honest with my profile, even if it was all shit, just to know why, probably why I like listening to people who are brutally honest especially if they say why, not just to be an asshole. Edit: Forgot to mention so very good advice from Slime that make lot of sense.
Ludwig looks like xqc stepped foot in a gym and learned social skills
And English
fortnite fortnite and speaking
And his hair started fading
TRUE LULW
Benjamin Ledingham yeah but he’s just not funny...
Luddy is like my middle school teacher gettting me ready for high school and slime is like my college professor teaching me how to do quantum physics
@Maximus Markgraf aye! go 303!
liam Thompson NUGGETS BABY!
Jets999 nuggets my ass
Bro actually wtf nice name??? LMAOOOO
nuggets in 7 on these Lakers you already know
slime dropping bangers, lud not entirely unuseful but as confrontational as ever
Cheapskate Gabe yeah but it’s straight cuz it’s slime
ludwig bullying 20 yr old men for 23 minutes
Yo dude is your name Gabe or Gabriel because I'm having an experience right now like what
@@Subpar1224 did you do acid or something
I think Slime's advice was really helpful
Nah i think 2 fits better pics
@@theonelad7631 both real solid
any girl who already likes you based on your personality and conversations, if they suddenly drop you because they find out you’re shorter than they wanted, let them go. you probably dodged a foreseeable bullet
i'm a short guy and i think it's pretty reasonable for a girl to want a taller man
@@Queef_Storm Yeah, agreed. Height doesn't matter that much, but it has social and sexual value in same way like good looks do. I feel like if a tall guy says it doesn't matter it just comes off fake, even if they really believe that.
@@Queef_Storm It's aight people can want whatever they want but doesn't make it any less shallow though. I mean, old rich smart people almost always go for teen girl with no capability of any intellectual idea. I think that's just dumb of them however, I don't care whatever chose whatever they choose. People are allowed to be attracted to each other or not. Still though if they somehow fell for you prior to learning how short you are and that changed their mind, they just lost someone special. And to me that's just dumb. Totally fair game if the spark never is there to begin with though.
@@kaanmuhammedgunes1879 manlet detected
@@Queef_Storm that I am!
Love getting roasted in my tinder review
I love that such a Chad watches my videos
@@TheLegendaryCazoo Vibe Check
Zach Funkhouser hey babe
Helli Zach 22:49
Swag
Lud would kill on Grindr
GRINDR REVIEW WHEN
He would be much more popular
yea people are THIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on Grindr
Can confirm
People on Grindr fuck anything that is a man and moves
*Didn't You Know?* It's about time Ludwig puts his money where his mouth is and shows us _his_ profile.
Didn'tYouKnowVideoGames? He did show it on stream once
@@stevenl9395 do you have a link?
he's taken haha
@@hrhodes2768 This was pre QT
@@Waraba_ he's with QT for like 3/4 years
"she called me her boyfriend..... haaww fuck yeah" im dying
As someone who met someone online 800 miles away and it turned out successful (we're living with eachother, been together 5 years), i want you to know the first hug in person was hella awkward. Felt like hugging a stranger, even though we were on facecam through skype for 8 months straight.
yeah i feel like that's normal for meeting anyone you've known for long online, friend or partner, it's just gonna be awkward in person the first couple times because shit is just different in person
I've had this same experience too. Turns out we're much better together in person
"It couldn't be me- 6'3'', towering over most children..." What? You're towering over children on your first dates with them?
Luma Curve good one luma
I'm actually 6'3, I met Ludwig at full bloom 5 a couple of years ago and he was around half a foot shorter than me. So I would guess he's around 5'9 ish
@@shahrukhpenker1311 Ludwig is like 5'2 or so
@@dorian4191 Lies and deception. We all know he's 4'10.
I once had a profile, with picture of my friend, who was much more handsome than me. Writing that I've caught him multiple times, driving waaay too slow, past kindergardens, with his window open, smiling in the wrong direction. (low success on that one though, its like ppl didnt even try to get what I was trying to say)
"You don't wanna go back to back on your first date boys."
“WOW you are a nerd!” .... yea Ludwig what did u think your audience is?
omfg, im here in 2021 and I was NOT ready for ludwig looking like hes about to start a boyband in 1999
Also seeing Slime with hair! 😭😭
LOL I had that height thing too ngl. Met my bf online, I flew to him states away, he said he was 5'8, My doctor insisted I was 5'6. We meet up and we find out we're both 5'7. Both the same height LOLOLOL
how was meeting up?
@@hornetisntvoid5730 Still with him after 4 years. Love of my life
@@astralheart5807 Aw!! Thats great :) happy for u
I know I’m super late but this comment warmed my heart haha, that’s funny
this makes a lot of sense, my go to just been, in the moment, say or write or do what makes things more fun, or exciting, unless u cause too much dmg somewhere, always have to be paying attention
The way Ludwig handled some of these profiles by talking honestly made me respect him a bit more
Lud saying "you dont wanna go back to back on your first date" then went back to back with qt at that museum
When I met the girl I fell in love with online, in 2005 or 2006, meeting in WoW. Travelled to the uk, nervous as one can be, surely ive fuckt up and not really thought this through. I have to take buss from london to Birmingham. I get out of Bus, late in the evening, big underground parking lot. I go out, too quiet, nervous, i just start navigating the enviornment, I am crafty, I figure shit out. And I hear Sarah screeeeching, with her usually "u know i love you, but u can be such a fucking idiot at times" yelling at me.
I had 2 real options on where to go, one lead, into the area with no lighting, other followed big white plastic tapes, some yellow on the wall, all pointing towards where people showed up to get people who travelled far on the bus
How do you even manage to wander off into the only wrong direction, so quickly
I TOLD YOU HOW MY WORST TRAIT IS SPATIAL AWARENESS, I GET LOST, CONFUSED VERY EASY
now she's "Stop yelling, u havent even hugged me". And I felt 100% bad, and fell for it, and acted properly, and ran and gave her a warm hug. Told her I had planned to like, do a 360, and lift her a little bit, but nothing too crazy. But thought that was over doing it, so went for a classic!
She just said "shut up, my mom and dad in the car, have fun, good luck, love you, u can do it"
4:45 "Don't know what position that is, but it perfectly blocks your face and at the right angle, it looks like you love Hitler" HAHA!
Being able to get the hot person "100 people have swiped on you" notification with the name Ludwig is pretty impressive
I usually tell girls that I’m 6’0” even though I’m 6’4” because I like to surprise them
7:35 “This account is run and managed by a legal guardian (Mom/Dad)” kekw
Uhhhm
Lud is actually giving really good advice
Why is Ludwig just speaking straight facts this whole video? We normally go through the whole hero arc with rises and falls but this is some wise sage shit
This is cool and all but you should play Yu-gi-Oh GX Duel Academy for the Gameboy Advance
yeah
agreed
Yuuh
For sure
Oh dang a game I've actually played let's go
2:47 its like carson with a beard
My flex made it in 💪😤 Chloe and I will money match you and qtc in doubles unless you're scared.
He's scared
So you made a tinder account for no reason? I mean unless you’re both polyamorous.
@@billy6678 Like he said, it was a flex
Hopefully y’all are broken up by now 😁😁😁
@@quackncheese man I love to flex my parents at the orphanage
Bruh his friend was so much more helpful lol
Lud out here making fun of the software engineer at google
I mean, Lud is making more and is like... probably 10x more entertaining
I mean being a software engineer at google is not the pinnacle of humanity.
@@pandaa3049 a twitch streamer? More ENTERTAINING? than a SOFTWARE ENGINEER? I would've never thought. FYI you also can get payed like half a mil salary at google which isnt insignificant
@@TheBiomedZed but also far from the bottom
@@MineSomeCraftPoo A random ass software engineer at google is not making 500K bro
These are hilarious and insightful, thank you and please do more!
Whoa... old slime with hair... wasn't ready for that tonight. Random recommended.
lmao i swiped left on colby the “lawfully breaded and lawfully wedded” guy
damn
@@colbyaustin8922 you'll get em next time king
This is absolutely amazing. Keep up the great content
Slime explained the whole video in 2 minutes. Ludwig did it in 20 mins.
I'm looking back at this now and seeing slime with hair at 18:00 is wild
2:35 "Being a 6'3 man towering over most children" " CHILDREN"
At first I thought Slime was going to be even more ruthless and irreverent than Ludwig roasting people, turned out to be pleasantly surprised with his thesis
13:10 tell em lud
bro you gotta make more of these, these are great
Dude the friend came in with the actual knowledge man
Slime with hair?! Damn he looks 10 years younger with hair
Randomly popped up in my recommendations. Now I want him to roast my Tinder account
Ludwigs friend is the wisest man on the planet
My favorite part of this video will always be the donation goal at the beginning
i just wanna say that donnie looks like the type of guy that u see in a movie where he is like that awk geeky boy in school but he cuts hair and takes off glasses and BOOM he is a hot shy boy
Short kings its okay that we dont get girls, we all can just be homiesexual, no homo tho.
I’m 6’3 but I liked this anyway 👍🏻
Being short and gay makes life so much easier. RIP to all short heterosexuals.
love how he’s soooo transparent about the ads and the bread he’s making
Arguably your best series
Slime with hair is so weird, looks so much better shaved now.
I like how at the beginning he talks about a video showing how sad calling some on short but later he makes fun of phone quality
I really enjoyed this, I felt like Lud kept saying what I was thinking. lol
I'd love a Sundays with Slime or something similar!
slides actually got a point. putting yourself down is better if you're already more attractive to start. puts you at equal footing and humanizes. if not it just brings you down
Man, Slime dropping why I subbed to him near the end. Just filled with that straight truth without the "I'm better than you" and more "Bro, I get you but it be like this tho"
Slime with hair is killing me rn
I forgot about slime’s hair
seeing slime pop up with hair gave me the strongest whiplash ive ever gotten from the internet
Dude same, sorting comments by new it seems it hit everyone.
Shortwig
EricGoingCrazy he’s like 3’7 right?
@@-magnus-8898 cmon man hes at least 4'5"
@@drowsemary any day now :/
20GX Helios naw he’s 3’7”
@@-magnus-8898 I met him at smash and splash and I didn't have to look at any more than a 50 degree angle down
Ludwig is just like Gordon Ramsey but is going literally insane on tinder accounts
11:44 broke me into tears! that's doc!
The most honest man to exist....thank you for the advice good sir
"dont go back to back on the first date"
*back to back lud and qtc*
Slime spitting straight facts in this one
Slime looks so different like this video is 10 years old.
Ludwig always has unique videos
That nearly turned into a full on tutorial towards the end XD
He actually gives really good advices, in my experience.
3:33 Good man. He’s even loyal to his cloth. I respect that.
13:10 Lud out here preaching
Donnie at 9:00 looks like Jared Padalecki from the TV show Supernatural
If I learned anything from army of two its back to back always works.
13:20
That shit was so damn satisfying
yo Ludwig reads like that guy on an athletic scholarship in your freshman english class
Many of these profiles made me feel better about mine. Still dont get any matches, but I've got that going on for me
you're short man that hurt because i'm only 5'6" :c
Don’t worry, you’re still taller than Ludwig
I met my long distance girlfriend around 5 weeks ago and I was very nervous about meeting her because we had talked a lot on calls so it wasn’t as bad but it was amazing and she didn’t call me short
when he said why would i swipe right on someone who cant even put time into themselves really got me
3:05 slaughterhouse five reference 👀
im out here feeling so roasted from ludwig
but at the same time i feel motivated to do
better LMAO
"Even though it's just 5' 9''" The average height of a US male is 5' 9'' and the world average is 5' 7''
I know what Lud was saying was a joke but a lot of people think under 6 foot is short.
When I was on twitter the women wouldn't talk to me because ALL of them, I kid you not had a bio saying "if your under 6' don't bother"
@Abdullah Jaffri yeah that one
Lud’s rant on Nathan still stands today
this no joke helped me holy shit
we should get lud to bring this back
Me watching this August 2020 remembers how the old Ludwig looked and how much slime looked like a child
7:04 looks like a picture they would use for a missing child poster
1:13 the moment that wanna make me beat this guy for tarnishing "single guy first meeting" ritual.
I don't understand how highly attractive people can ruin their profiles so fast
This series should come back
Slime with hair is so weird
Ludwigs ego was sky rocketing when his friend came on
Derek was ahead of his time. He had a mask before the rest of us. He was warding off Big ‘Roma before it existed...
Slime actually gave some solid advice
Not gonna lie, this has given me more advice and tips with Tinder and well, after having shitty few weeks then lot of things on the internet, although very likely to do with.. err, some energy he mentioned half way through, almost makes me want him to be brutally honest with my profile, even if it was all shit, just to know why, probably why I like listening to people who are brutally honest especially if they say why, not just to be an asshole.
Edit: Forgot to mention so very good advice from Slime that make lot of sense.
Yoo wtf slime has hair
That Kyle dudes profile made me giggle! Cheers Kyle
Me rewatching 3 year old ludwig videos just to feel something
Actually got a Tinder ad in this video nice
"Homie you dont need pussie you need therapy" XD that shit got me DEAD🤣🤣
Donnie had me dying LMAO 8:20
Slime is roasting him in the kindest way possible