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  • Live @ 7pm est on The Uncle Rico Show: Stuttering John Melendez CALLS OUT his enemies saying Shuli is flirting with disaster. The FBI and now the School District may have to be involved. Lies, Singing and Flexing are at an all time low.
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    Uncle Rico
    Stuttering John Melendez from the old Howard Stern Show lives in the past. Join standup, Stern alum, and Wack Pack Wrangler Shuli Egar, legendary comedian The Rev. Bob Levy, comedy writer and song parody master Mike Morse, and a rotating cast of guests who police Stuttering John for hypocrisy. The Dabbleverse is the network of podcasts orbiting Stuttering John's awful podcasting career. Popularized by Karl from WATP (Who Are These Podcasts) and since embraced by everyone from Tookie and Cardiff Electric to Anthony Cumia and even Kevin Brennan's Misery Loves Company (MLC), Stuttering John Melendez is a cottage industry devoted to making fun of the foibles and failures of one very strange, very unintentionally funny guy.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 141

  • @Yzerman1991
    @Yzerman1991 3 місяці тому +28

    "I'm a world famous celebrity" -said no REAL Celebrity....ever

    • @CAINE1984
      @CAINE1984 3 місяці тому +2

      And here's the thing.
      He is.... I would bet there's a chance 50 to 100 million people around the world have at least heard the name Stuttering John from Howard Stern and Jay Leno. He is famous.... and a green puppet is still more popular. Less than 20 thousand people worldwide know who Karl Hamburger is, and him, Tookie, Cardiff, TSN, are all more popular. StutJo might have a 99 million 980 thousand potential fan head start and isn't half as popular.
      Being famous is fucking useless if you can't do anything of value.

  • @johnfranklin8319
    @johnfranklin8319 3 місяці тому +30

    As was said here in SJ’s video in his car you tell how short he is, the headrest is towering over his head! He looks like a child. 😂

    • @daved6317
      @daved6317 3 місяці тому +1

      First thing I noticed

    • @daved6317
      @daved6317 3 місяці тому +1

      He not only looks like a child, he sounds like one

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 3 місяці тому

      Hahaha!!!!

  • @panhead55
    @panhead55 3 місяці тому +14

    Man, big props to the video/audio producers of these opening segments. That takes a lot of time, effort, and creativity. Bravo!!!

  • @MrMofungo
    @MrMofungo 3 місяці тому +34

    john is so easy to hate.

    • @blrolz3544
      @blrolz3544 3 місяці тому +4

      Literally his only talent

    • @CAINE1984
      @CAINE1984 3 місяці тому

      I think he's the biggest lolcow in the net

  • @steverichards2856
    @steverichards2856 3 місяці тому +17

    “Non compos Melendez” is a Latin legal phrase that translates to "of unsound mind and spray painted hair”

    • @StevenP_462
      @StevenP_462 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ClintEatswood
    @ClintEatswood 3 місяці тому +11

    "I do 30 lb curls"
    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
    Funniest shit he ever said. He do 1 rep then drop them on his toes? He aint doing 30 lb curls just starting at the gym. Such a liar.

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong 3 місяці тому

      30lb dumbells aren't heavy.
      I rarely go to the gym and I can curl 30lb weights.

  • @panhead55
    @panhead55 3 місяці тому +29

    Can you imagine his mother in the other room thinking, there’s a 60-year old drunk monster in the other room, screaming and yelling into a computer monitor. Good grief…

    • @eternalextrapolations
      @eternalextrapolations 3 місяці тому +4

      She created him and enabled him all the way. If she's experiencing any discomfort now for making him this way, I hope she considers the harm she has caused by unleashing him on the world.

    • @DEng.Lizard
      @DEng.Lizard 3 місяці тому +3

      Image her hear him yell "She needs an intervention" ... "You didn't do what a mother should have done"

    • @speedingpenguin
      @speedingpenguin 3 місяці тому

      How many times has she entertained the idea of calling the police? Poor Assy 🍑

  • @Shroomdiffnuclear
    @Shroomdiffnuclear 3 місяці тому +6

    He has no idea how much it costs to just keep a boat in a marina, maintainance....😂 the way of a fool

    • @jonnyDarko83
      @jonnyDarko83 3 місяці тому +1

      B.O.A.T. = Break Out Another Thousand.

    • @Shroomdiffnuclear
      @Shroomdiffnuclear 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jonnyDarko83 whenever you have to buy a tiny piece of gear or parts that say "Marine" on it, grab your balls gentleman

  • @shawn_530
    @shawn_530 3 місяці тому +7

    Holy shit “WALTER THE DOORMAN” - you guys are so quick. Too f’n funny !!!

  • @whiteknightcutlass
    @whiteknightcutlass 3 місяці тому +13

    Old Johnny tuff knuckles is scared of Bob, notice he never mentioned going to Bob's house, he knows Bob's reputation that Bob wont put up with his nonsense, and that Bob will clean his clock for him

    • @massivebids
      @massivebids 3 місяці тому +5

      100% Sir

    • @StevenP_462
      @StevenP_462 3 місяці тому +1

      Old Johnny Tuff Knuckles?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blrolz3544
      @blrolz3544 3 місяці тому +3

      He's scared of the frog too for some reason, since he skipped him of his walk of shame tour.

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 3 місяці тому

      @@blrolz3544the frog is a known elder abuser

  • @sarahhills6695
    @sarahhills6695 3 місяці тому +15

    Now the hair matches the tongue

    • @sarahhills6695
      @sarahhills6695 3 місяці тому

      Found John’s picture on the Belmont Taverns wall of fame. It’s his head shot from KRock. They should probably be sent an updated version so he can be recognized

  • @Zer0FiveSeven
    @Zer0FiveSeven 3 місяці тому +8

    Ya know, yhis same shit happened to a friend of mine. Grew up w him since HS. was the best man at my wedding. We all had our fun here and there but he was weird about it and wound up with a pretty bad drug/drinking problem. Then one day he got "sober", and started pounding energy drinks. I wound up leaving the state and moving across country. We stopped talking because he started threatening me for whatever reason. About two years later, he randomly calls me. He's livestreaming on Twitter, to like 10,000 weird anti Trump people (no idea , I looked it up) and he was threatening to come to my house to literally kill me. He kept giving my name and number out and demanding my address. Sadly, that guy was only about 35 at the time. Haven't heard ab him in years, but this is almost exactly the same.

    • @eternalextrapolations
      @eternalextrapolations 3 місяці тому +2

      Wow, he sounds professionally deranged. A pity Karl couldn't find him for his WATP.

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 3 місяці тому +1

      Where were you zero five seven?

  • @MrMofungo
    @MrMofungo 3 місяці тому +14

    what kind of a grown man drinks beer in a bar with names like pickwick pub or stevie tomatoes? make believe tough guy john wouldn't last 5 minutes in a small town beer joint anywhere in this country.

    • @MrMofungo
      @MrMofungo 3 місяці тому

      @Stang2023 i disagree. that has not been my experience at all. and i might add, i've been everywhere. :)

    • @Pauladazzle
      @Pauladazzle 3 місяці тому

      He’s garbage.

    • @avaricelank7452
      @avaricelank7452 3 місяці тому +1

      Eh, id give him a week tops, id bet the locals would tag him as a moron pretty quick.
      But the thing about small town places like that, is there arent that many bridges to burn, and after you burn a couple, people arent gonna let you use their bridges at all.

    • @avaricelank7452
      @avaricelank7452 3 місяці тому

      Also fuck you, small bars with goofy names are cool as hell.
      Sorry I dont drink at "Rothchild & Sons Bar and Grille;" especially when there are other options, the goofy names give them personality.

  • @cheddarcheese7928
    @cheddarcheese7928 3 місяці тому +6

    Lately,John has been such a vile prick that I find myself in a angry pissed off mood after watching these..He’s so bad that I feel like I need a few minutes to cool down before dealing with the real world again. The guy’s just too much for real

    • @DiscoMatty79
      @DiscoMatty79 3 місяці тому +1

      I get that way sometimes, too. We all go through those emotions with John.

  • @luciemarrinan3234
    @luciemarrinan3234 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm not sure but I think SJ believes that Melton is overweight but I could be wrong.

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 3 місяці тому +4

    He’s becoming intolerable,he can’t think he’s winning people over. He goes out of his way to be as awful as he can and then wonders why people don’t like him

  • @whiteknightcutlass
    @whiteknightcutlass 3 місяці тому +6

    He makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up when he starts that obnoxious nonsense

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 3 місяці тому

      Yeah Shulis tough guy act is hard to watch but he does a good show otherwise.

    • @whiteknightcutlass
      @whiteknightcutlass 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@bigmoose99 😂

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 3 місяці тому +3

    Mike may be getting a big head with the roaring sucess of The Morseverse, but he'll always be the other guy to me.

  • @mikehunt8997
    @mikehunt8997 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm not ever going to that Bellmont restaurant since SJ's picture is on the wall, f%ck 'em!

  • @Tunisianbackalleyknifefighter
    @Tunisianbackalleyknifefighter 3 місяці тому +4

    Johns to dumb to own a boat, he can't afford a new one, so he'll get burnt on a used one and end up stranded on the ocean, he'll never pay to have it fixed right, boats big enough to go on the ocean are expensive, you know what they say boat stands for
    B-break
    O-out
    A-another
    T-thousand

  • @panhead55
    @panhead55 3 місяці тому +6

    John is suing a potato?

  • @lmoulder1
    @lmoulder1 3 місяці тому

    Screams at Chad to not tell him what's interesting because he knows everything, and then goes on to discuss his breakfast. Fascinating

  • @Edward_G_Popey
    @Edward_G_Popey 3 місяці тому

    "Capo is Italian for Cop" 😂😂😂🤣

  • @Portugeezer148
    @Portugeezer148 3 місяці тому

    Thanks!

  • @CAINE1984
    @CAINE1984 3 місяці тому +2

    22:39
    Ol Bobby has a little definition in those arms baby. Looked pretty legit.

    • @DiscoMatty79
      @DiscoMatty79 3 місяці тому

      I hope I look like Bob when I'm 80

  • @MrMofungo
    @MrMofungo 3 місяці тому +3

    john doesn't have the intellect to know the difference between famous and infamous. ha

  • @GoldenFava
    @GoldenFava 3 місяці тому +2

    When John gets through to the Manager of the FBI, lookout…you guys are in big trouble.

  • @SergioLopezFineArt
    @SergioLopezFineArt 3 місяці тому

    "When you least expect it, expect it" -Yogi Berra Melendez

  • @mikehunt8997
    @mikehunt8997 3 місяці тому +2

    SJ's spray painted hair, Dutch Boy.

  • @realcoach2023
    @realcoach2023 3 місяці тому +1

    StutJo doing that song is psychotic lol

  • @jeremyrapp5427
    @jeremyrapp5427 3 місяці тому +2

    NO WONDER SJ TALKS ABOUT THE PAST SO MUCH ......HE HAS THE FLUX CAPACITOR ON HIS FOREHEAD....LMFAO

  • @eternalextrapolations
    @eternalextrapolations 3 місяці тому +1

    I think John has always been insane in the membrane, but now he is also insane in the pre-frontal cortex, amygdala, and all down his medulla oblongata.

  • @Frankly1969
    @Frankly1969 3 місяці тому +6

    1

  • @robd4361
    @robd4361 3 місяці тому +2

    That hand trumpet may very well be the death of him. “He died doing what he loved…”

    • @Johnshorriblecardio
      @Johnshorriblecardio 3 місяці тому +1

      John gave his own hands herpes from doing his stupid trumpet bit…

  • @Tunisianbackalleyknifefighter
    @Tunisianbackalleyknifefighter 3 місяці тому +2

    2:36:12 that wasn't done by Supercuts, that's a Earl Shives job if I ever seen one, they'll paint any head for $19.99

  • @joes1429
    @joes1429 3 місяці тому +1

    Headrest confirms: Jawn is 5’1”

  • @DiscoMatty79
    @DiscoMatty79 3 місяці тому

    As someone who used to always say, "I don't care," trust me, he does.

  • @icyuno
    @icyuno 3 місяці тому +1

    Copo is italian for police. Funniest fucking thing! MIKE HORSE!!!! Bewm!!!!

  • @A-1GINDALOON
    @A-1GINDALOON 3 місяці тому +3

    Do the people at John's gym know about his hand/ finger fungus? So the women using the inner/ outter thigh machine know about his active bleeding riods? hemorrhoids hemorrhoids

    • @daved6317
      @daved6317 3 місяці тому

      Do you think he bought a Thigh Master?

    • @Johnshorriblecardio
      @Johnshorriblecardio 3 місяці тому

      Trust me, he’s not going to any gym. If he really is, he’s not doing anything the correct way. I would love to see his form lifting weights if he actually does. Now THAT would be hilarious!

  • @mariopena7162
    @mariopena7162 3 місяці тому +1

    He might have some financial security, or have millions of dollars, but what makes him a loser is his delusion and that fact he has no relationship with his kids. I may be a broke mofo, but my son loves me and enjoys spending time with me.

  • @Allentox
    @Allentox 3 місяці тому +1

    Mike!!!! Hahahaha...When will John get into the men's weight section!

  • @GobblesMonster
    @GobblesMonster 3 місяці тому +3

    What's he got against fat people? Projection alert, much?

  • @daved6317
    @daved6317 3 місяці тому

    John's date said" Who the F are you?" John said Google it and Uncle Rico popped up first second and third

  • @TheRealJohnMelendez
    @TheRealJohnMelendez 3 місяці тому

    That’s what I said’ And I mean it! I am suing!!!

  • @DynamicCycleParts
    @DynamicCycleParts 3 місяці тому

    Who summons their 80+ year old mom to come here??

  • @donnagardner6522
    @donnagardner6522 3 місяці тому +1

    He is at his Mom’s house. I live in the area and his car is there

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 3 місяці тому

    Put two mama Celeste pizzas together for the best 2$ panini 7-11 ever offered.

  • @daved6317
    @daved6317 3 місяці тому

    How come we can't find any of these pictures people took with John? Not one to be found

  • @whiteknightcutlass
    @whiteknightcutlass 3 місяці тому +1

    1:51:22 what a weirdo, this part looks like a scene from "I am sam" or possibly "Nell" both characters are pretty much him in a nut shell

  • @StevenP_462
    @StevenP_462 3 місяці тому

    SJ timed me out just for saying that he's a hypocrite. I've said some mean stuff and this is the first time that I've ever been time to out by a moderator it's so hilarious

    • @DiscoMatty79
      @DiscoMatty79 3 місяці тому

      I love how hypocrite, deadbeat, and difficult trigger him

  • @panhead55
    @panhead55 3 місяці тому +1

    Dox, Dox, Dox… hah

  • @adamthompson1948
    @adamthompson1948 3 місяці тому +3

    Soy sauced meat whistle

  • @JamesMarotta-w3z
    @JamesMarotta-w3z 2 місяці тому

    i can't believe how far this guy's life has collapsed

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 3 місяці тому

    I don't get it. He said the call was fake. How can you sue over a call by your own admission that was fake?

  • @Mydemonsayshello
    @Mydemonsayshello 3 місяці тому +1

    Final act?

  • @Tunisianbackalleyknifefighter
    @Tunisianbackalleyknifefighter 3 місяці тому

    Shuli needs a wrist rocket sling shot and pocket full 1/2 inch nuts (nuts like you use on bolts) those things are really easy to be accurate with you could hit a set of balls from a decent distance and that's guaranteed stoppage

  • @A-1GINDALOON
    @A-1GINDALOON 3 місяці тому +1

    I doubt he uses gloves, and the sweat🤮🤮! Where is the Mr. Yuck imogie?

  • @ChrisGreene-d4f
    @ChrisGreene-d4f 3 місяці тому +2

    I don't understand the whole I'm a celebrity and famous defense of his. The only one who gives a shit is John. Does he think by that pointing out his fame makes a difference in any way? Its like the views thing ! I could give a shit how many people are watching a show that I like. and how many yours get.. If your show sucks it sucks. Makes zero sense to me.

  • @Im.Richard
    @Im.Richard 3 місяці тому

    He's in New York right now why doesn't he go pay Mike a visit or Bob a visit

  • @DynamicCycleParts
    @DynamicCycleParts 3 місяці тому

    Howard used to rant about Dime Anus

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 3 місяці тому

    edit the Hank's name out the replay for him.

  • @StevenP_462
    @StevenP_462 3 місяці тому +1

    He's so horribly mean

  • @Chicken_Little_Syndrome
    @Chicken_Little_Syndrome 3 місяці тому

    If John is going to dye his hair, he needs to learn how to do highlights too.
    It would make his dye job look more Natural, helping to hide the balding.

    • @daved6317
      @daved6317 3 місяці тому

      He should get tips from Karl about Frosting his tips

  • @mikehunt8997
    @mikehunt8997 3 місяці тому

    Did he buy 2 each of those shirts?

  • @stephenholtsbery2377
    @stephenholtsbery2377 3 місяці тому

    Good to see no dumb Zen!

    • @DiscoMatty79
      @DiscoMatty79 3 місяці тому

      He should have just done carnivore instead of that surgery.

  • @alw8441
    @alw8441 3 місяці тому

    John has a clean record and a dirty ass

  • @AustinOates-nf3ic
    @AustinOates-nf3ic 3 місяці тому

    Who is this old woman for real some one tell me I don't recognize her

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 3 місяці тому

    Mayday mayday 30:11

  • @hdjablomi4687
    @hdjablomi4687 3 місяці тому +1

    Stop super chatting john. FYI you can watch this shit and hold on to your money.

  • @Shroomdiffnuclear
    @Shroomdiffnuclear 3 місяці тому

    Eehhhh hhey listeee...ahghh, that relasion' don' work...🤮

  • @alw8441
    @alw8441 3 місяці тому

    🐁🐁🐁🐁🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Johnshorriblecardio
    @Johnshorriblecardio 3 місяці тому

    56:07 umm, when working out, you don’t start out with a heavy weight and go down in weight on the subsequent sets. You do the EXACT OPPOSITE unless you’re doing blowouts. I know he’s lying about the gym, but at least research something before you lie about doing it, for fux sake!

  • @alw8441
    @alw8441 3 місяці тому

    John does not stutter he has a lisp

  • @Ngocbtch
    @Ngocbtch 3 місяці тому +1

    The Joe Pesci story came from his time waiting tables in NYC not dirty Jersey.

  • @Featsofstink
    @Featsofstink 3 місяці тому +1

    You think he’s not drunk ?

  • @DCJMS
    @DCJMS 3 місяці тому

    engagemnet

  • @VTnumber1
    @VTnumber1 3 місяці тому

    SJ is the GOAT

  • @johncalhoun786
    @johncalhoun786 3 місяці тому

    And you he looks nothing like the photo that’s on the wall. It’s probably one where he had the long hair when he was in the band with Howard Stern.

  • @jasonnadeau6556
    @jasonnadeau6556 3 місяці тому

    1:49:30 ish
    Bravo Discount 👏

  • @HardCase1911
    @HardCase1911 3 місяці тому

    Great now John is doing steroids. Sourced from Danny.

  • @codyrozance5317
    @codyrozance5317 3 місяці тому

    Small duke energy!!!!!

  • @StevenP_462
    @StevenP_462 3 місяці тому +5

    1

  • @skullAndRoses321
    @skullAndRoses321 3 місяці тому +6

    1

  • @nortonshog
    @nortonshog 3 місяці тому +3

    1

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 3 місяці тому +3

    1

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo007 3 місяці тому +2

    1