OnlyCans: Thirst Date is now availavle for FREE on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/417360/ #gaming_news LYRICS: VERSE 1 Hey guys, are your lips dry? Any desiccated ladies trying to get by? I know the best way for the girls and the boys to Come together and enjoy a little moisture So you’re waiting on the mate that’s one-a-million? And carbonation ain’t the way that you envisioned You say it’s strange but baby shed your inhibitions And let your date slip into something aluminium She’s elegant and eloquent and so effervescent Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so pleasant Never thought I’d find a girl with such a delicate essence Free with the meal deal at the delicatessen Saw you sittin’ in the fridge with a twinkle Are you a multipack can or are you single? A little of sipping and a spritz isn’t sinful I’m just finna get my finger in your ring pull CHORUS So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans Every glamorous can has a heart to fill So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil Get lost in the froth as the foam expands Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans VERSE 2 Now you’ve seen other paysite galleries But none of those girls taste like raspberries So if you think we’re just some obscene cannery All our cans are over eighteen calories So, give a spray for some flirtatious behaviour That come-hither hiss is what you came for We’ve been brewing up a plethora of flavours Say we’re crude, you can never say we’re tasteless So if you drink it straight or with a mixer Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker? I haven’t met you all, but it’s contextual You’re all impeccable if it’s consensual If you’re ace, demi, pan, flexible End of the day we are all can-sexual CHORUS So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans Every glamorous can has a heart to fill So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil We can semi-guarantee that we won’t be banned Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans VERSE 3 May be fizzy but I’ll spit a little candour Sure it’s sticky but we’ll lick the spillage after There’s only one app for tin-can philanderers Snapping what the can did with your candid camera Can a can cancan? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are Canuck cans in Canada, Manly cans in Canberra in canoes Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho Mexican cans in Cancun, scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you Camping with a Scandinavian can, under a canopy, alone in a canyon with your can boo Share a cannoli with Italian cans on the canals before a candlelit dance Then canter off to Canterbury for a canny romance, you better cancel your plans This Can-sonova can’t handle the demand Of Cantabrian cañ-oritas in cantinas with fans on the Canary Islands Strip canasta ‘til you’re down to your pants and your can-panion froths over your hand Damn, these Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans So go over to - Can-bodia, You can let the local flavour flow over you Getting down with the hard, round chromium Lovin’s never been so low-sodium Can looking like a snack? That’s a canape Can-paining like Barack? That’s a candidate Can sweet on your tongue? That’s a candy cane Can rocking them guns? That’s some cannonade Feel that can in your heart? That’s a cannula Can sends it’s regards? That’s a Canister Inquisitive can? That’s a canvasser Insensitive can? Cantankerous CHORUS So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans Every glamorous can has a heart to fill So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil Hey, don’t touch, just hold the cam Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans SPOKEN OUTRO: So download OnlyCans, the game for soda lovers! It’s got very high ratings! …Oh, oh sorry. No. It’s very ‘hydrating’, my mistake.
The fact that this game is secretly about a guy trying to bring his son back to life via innocent souls trapped in soda cans makes this song feel a bit more sinister than intended.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been told to “get your mind out of the gutter” in reference to beverages in a Stupendium song about beverages, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but dang is it hilarious that it happened twice
“Hey I’m making a silly little game about romantic sodas, think you could make a little jingle for the title screen for me? Nothing too crazy” Stupendium: *focused thinking of over 100 can puns* “yea I think I can make something”
I’m a Vietnamese who has been listening to a hell ton of English musics, so the “grabbing noodles and canooding with Cans in Cần Thơ” hit me like a damn truck and left my jaw dropped 😭😭😭
Okay, how is it even PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for somebody to be THIS good at puns?????? Did this dude make a deal with Satan or something to get this insane level of skill???? 😂
Knowing The Stupendium, most likely. After all.... It's whiskey business when you're playing Devil's Advocate, and this beverage needs leverage to ever get away.
I'd HEAVILY recommend listening to Neath. Don't be afraid about the lenght of it and just give It a listen. I found It like that and It is my favorite song of all time now
Onlycans developers: this is impossible, we'll never find someone crazy enough to make music for our game! Stupendium's friend, lit by dramatic lighting: I know a guy
The fact that this song manages to be so queer-positive and sex-positive, by shining light on not as talked about sexualities, spreading important messages about consent and bringing up how sex isn’t something to be ashamed of in any (consensual) form because everyone is different and that’s ok while also being a song about dead souls trapped in pornographic soda cans and being an absolute banger is so impressive. Props to the Stupendium, they’ve truly outdone themself
There are three things in this song that I love : 1. That beat 2. Mentioning the commonly forgot about sexualities (bout time for me to see something with pan in it!) 3. Not mentioning the fact that the cans strait up have souls in them and there is a flesh can with the soul of the CEOs son.
@@cantchange901 Even if he did, that doesn't mean he didn't look up those things. It's one thing to get a hundred words with can in it, it's another to make song lyrics out of them. Anyway, in his song "amateur wordsmith" he outright says that "you'll often find him leafing through a damp thesaurus".
I just realized that "get your mind out of the gutter" is something Stupes says in their Milk Milk Lemonade song, which has over a hundred beverage puns- soft drinks included.
What's the deal with comments like "[something] - is underrated line"!? Aren't we already here to appreciate all lines of the song? How do you even know what lines rated what in other's minds?
I actually went through with a pencil and paper and throughout the whole song (not inclunding any in the intro or outro or echoes at the end of some lines) you said the word *Can* 87 times! There's got to be some kind of award for this
@@emyjuli2724 True, the problem with my method was that it didn't count the word "cañ". Thanks for your correction. (Also I know that comment is 1 month old but I was too lazy to reply earlier and only now decided to do it okay goodbye)
If I had a nickel for every time the Stupendium made a song about beverages and told me to get my mind out of the gutter, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
Someone had to paint a bunch of cans that they then had to dress up in ties, bows and garters for this. If it wasn't Stupendium Man himself, I wonder what poor soul had to do that.
@@TheStupendium I applaud your devotion to the project and how much attention to detail you paid. Because of you I actually did look up the game and had an amazing time torturing my boyfriend as we played it together. Thank you and thanks to your friend for this game!
Me, explaining some of my favourite UA-cam songs to my grandkids: "At the time we used to play Minecraft, and someone who did made this song about being a dwarf that digs holes. There was one about Yoda from Star Wars ranting about being attacked by seagulls. And of course the sexy innuendo rap about soft drinks." "Sure, grandpa. Now take your meds."
listening to this during a depressive episode cuz my therapist told me i should listen to happy music instead of sad music when i feel bad. i don't know why this is the first happy song i thought of but i think it's helping so thanks
Imagine sitting down and seeing an email from your friend. It says "Hey man, you make really good game-themed songs! I'm working on a game can you make one for my game?" So you're like, "Alright bet. Send the game and I'll see what I can do!" And "soda can fetish the game" is what they send...
You know, sometimes people ask "Is Parody Art?" And then we see a song about an adult dating sim about soda. And I think the only true reply is "It Can Be."
Stupendium can literally make a song about anything and make it good. Like, just give him a piece of a brick wall and he can make a song about crumbling society or something.
Not sure if anyone will ever read this but as an ace person the one line of recognition really means so much. Its been years since this song released but ive finally accepted myaelf and this aort of recognition does ab indescribable amount of good
Well, i decided to check OnlyCans once and chest on diet a bit. And then I pick a can and noticed it was a diet one, 15 Kcal Anyway, I'm locked up now :/
There may be one *says in a dramatic deep voice I have heard of an anime of legend with... Can waifu's! Akikan...*dramatic pause It's intro or outro may have what you are looking for... I can't remember *said in normal voice
I've been grinning like an idiot throughout the entire song, then I burst out laughing at "If you enjoyed the song, then please get help". Goddamn dude, how are you this good? Seriously!
Vending machine of love: Febreary 2021 Stupes coming out as pan: May 2021 On a totally unrelated note The cans in the background Pink Yellow Cyan. "Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?" "If youre ace, demi, Pan, flexible"
"Can a can cancan? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are Canuck cans in Canada, Manly cans in Canberra in canoes Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho Mexican cans in Cancun, scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you" Damn, Stup, you keep surprising me with your lyrical genious. Best Patreon by far.
And that scheme is like a full sixth of the song itself. Stupes is a fantastic lyricist (along with their other amazing talents). It's no wonder this won the Logan Whitehurst Memorial Award for Excellence in Comedy Music for best comedic music video of 2021
'Well relatively speaking this relativity's speakings is quite the language of speakings Of intellectual teachings By quite delectable beings Needing a set set of meanings' Oh god I'm envisioning it so well I'm starting to write the lyrics
As a panromanic asexual I was shocked and beyond ecstatic to hear my romantic and lack of sexual identity being mentioned!! This truly made my day and made you guys be put very high up on my favorite song artists. Besides that, it's very catchy and I'm glad it became a trend or otherwise I would of never heard this, I wish you and your wonderful team a great day!! ^^
@@RiixxMC crude (in drinks): if something doesn't have a certain softness that is wanted, it is called crude. crude (in dating): if someone is rude or unfiltered, they are crude. Tasteless (in general): tasteless is something that doesn't have flavour. Tasteless (in relationships): when a person is boring, doesn't talk much or doesn't do much in a relationship, they are tasteless. Because soft drinks always have flavour, they *cannot* be tasteless. But soft drinks *can* be crude. The line is good because it works as a sentence for relationships, but also can be a sentence for soft drinks. This makes it clever.
Had a friend show me this out of nowhere a day ago. This is way better than I expected it to be and I now have new music to listen to. Thanks for making a song about JUST SODA AND NOTHING ELSE so good.
Watching this after your latest tweet... I cannot believe I never noticed that the three main colours used are the same colours on the pan flag, even going so far as to feature them in the right order at certain points (pink backdrop = yellow feather boa, yellow backdrop = blue feather boa, blue backdrop = pink feather boa). Absolutely fantastic job, the level of thought you put in never ceases to amaze me!
I dont think he meant to make the colors the pan colors, sure the colors are similiar but alot of things are colored pink, yellow and blue because those colors are fun to look at
@DSP It's too perfect to be a coincidence, I mean: - The specific shades of pink, yellow & blue are absolutely spot-on - The colours are always in the right order - It's abundantly clear that the man puts thought into every little detail of both his lyrics and videos (he even says "it's got very high ratings" at almost exactly 4:20) - Everything about this song/video is flamboyantly LGBT making it the perfect opportunity to sneak something like that in there Also, he officially "came out" roughly 3 months later so I imagine (cannot verify) that at that point he had gotten a lot more comfortable being public about, he just wasn't ready to say anything yet.
The game is absolutely traumatising and I had an expression of absolute horror and astonishment on my face while playing it but I can say with certainty the music makes it all worth it. Edit- congratulations to the thousandth liker. I watched it happen. I dunno who you are but you are entitled to one gold coin.
In the entirety of the songs playtime, not counting the songs "Download the app" outro, the Patreon part or any visual cues in the video, the letters in the order "can" are said 90 times. Here are some fun facts about some of these: -The legendary 'Can-Sexual' line is the 10th reference to cans in the whole song. -From the 'Can a can can-can,' line to 'insensitive can? cantankerous' lines, they take from the 21st reference to cans to the 85th reference. That is 71%! -And finally, a bit of a Miscellaneous one: at 4:20, Stupes says the game has "very high ratings". Nice! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
This song manages to be wonderfully sex positive, LGBT+ friendly, pro sex industry, while also being deeply hilarious and an absolute banger. Smashed it again Stupendium!
This song has been playing on repeat for the last hour, this song is like a drug to my very overstimulated ADHD brain, the chorus slaps, great job with the song man :)
You know, it's weird, because this is the most cursed song I've ever heard, but the rhythm is so catchy, and the song in general is so well constructed that it really cheers me up when I'm feeling sad! It's weird, I don't know! So... Thank you!
Not quite *100* puns, but still a great job. You’re the only person I can think of who could make a song about soda and make it sound incredible. That outro couldn’t have been done better.
This feels sort of like a commercial for a little bit but without any specific branding for a soda, just the generic idea of soda, and It's a little uncanny and I like it.
im glad to see all the support you've gotten upon going public about being pan its also making me feel more comfortable with my own sexuality after coming out to my mum and not getting the best reaction seeing how supportive people are about this kind of thing is really comforting
i just want to say my mum is usually very supportive about this kind of thing normally (my older brother is trans after all) she just didn't think it was necessarily a gender thing she thought it could be something else, seems she doesn't know me quite as well as she thinks she does since she only sees the act i put on to appeal to the rest of my family (i felt like this song was the most appropriate to mention the sexuality thing)
Thank you, friend! I'm really sorry to hear you've been having a tough time at home after coming out. I've been there so I know how that feels. It gets better. I'm proud of you for being you.
I honestly have been staring at this comment box for about 15 minutes because I have been trying to construct the perfect response to this song. I don't think you're supposed to respond to this. I _can_ 't think of what to say. Thank you Stupendium, I will be listening to this song in private out of fear of being judged if I listen to it in public.
as Valentine's approaches again, this comment will prolly get buried, but I figured I'd take this time to bring up how I felt hearing the "if you're ace, demi, pan, flexible" line - a year ago, I didn't talk about being ace much, and I watched the music video late at night after it came out, and that line still makes me so happy to listen to no matter how many times I do. representation matters kids. I appreciate Stupendium so much, makin' all these great songs and expanding our vocabularies and entertainment too.
OnlyCans: Thirst Date is now availavle for FREE on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/417360/ #gaming_news
LYRICS:
VERSE 1
Hey guys, are your lips dry?
Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
Come together and enjoy a little moisture
So you’re waiting on the mate that’s one-a-million?
And carbonation ain’t the way that you envisioned
You say it’s strange but baby shed your inhibitions
And let your date slip into something aluminium
She’s elegant and eloquent and so effervescent
Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so pleasant
Never thought I’d find a girl with such a delicate essence
Free with the meal deal at the delicatessen
Saw you sittin’ in the fridge with a twinkle
Are you a multipack can or are you single?
A little of sipping and a spritz isn’t sinful
I’m just finna get my finger in your ring pull
CHORUS
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans
VERSE 2
Now you’ve seen other paysite galleries
But none of those girls taste like raspberries
So if you think we’re just some obscene cannery
All our cans are over eighteen calories
So, give a spray for some flirtatious behaviour
That come-hither hiss is what you came for
We’ve been brewing up a plethora of flavours
Say we’re crude, you can never say we’re tasteless
So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer
What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?
I haven’t met you all, but it’s contextual
You’re all impeccable if it’s consensual
If you’re ace, demi, pan, flexible
End of the day we are all can-sexual
CHORUS
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
We can semi-guarantee that we won’t be banned
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans
VERSE 3
May be fizzy but I’ll spit a little candour
Sure it’s sticky but we’ll lick the spillage after
There’s only one app for tin-can philanderers
Snapping what the can did with your candid camera
Can a can cancan? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are
Canuck cans in Canada, Manly cans in Canberra in canoes
Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho
Mexican cans in Cancun, scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you
Camping with a Scandinavian can, under a canopy, alone in a canyon with your can boo
Share a cannoli with Italian cans on the canals before a candlelit dance
Then canter off to Canterbury for a canny romance, you better cancel your plans
This Can-sonova can’t handle the demand
Of Cantabrian cañ-oritas in cantinas with fans on the Canary Islands
Strip canasta ‘til you’re down to your pants
and your can-panion froths over your hand
Damn, these Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
So go over to - Can-bodia,
You can let the local flavour flow over you
Getting down with the hard, round chromium
Lovin’s never been so low-sodium
Can looking like a snack? That’s a canape
Can-paining like Barack? That’s a candidate
Can sweet on your tongue? That’s a candy cane
Can rocking them guns? That’s some cannonade
Feel that can in your heart? That’s a cannula
Can sends it’s regards? That’s a Canister
Inquisitive can? That’s a canvasser
Insensitive can? Cantankerous
CHORUS
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Hey, don’t touch, just hold the cam
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans
SPOKEN OUTRO:
So download OnlyCans, the game for soda lovers!
It’s got very high ratings!
…Oh, oh sorry. No. It’s very ‘hydrating’, my mistake.
How did you miss JAMAY-CAN?
This song might be the last piece of evidence of human life in the future and that scares me.
This was a very good song
Availavle
Hey Stupes, the game is not available in germany, seems I need a VPN. . . xD
The fact that this game is secretly about a guy trying to bring his son back to life via innocent souls trapped in soda cans makes this song feel a bit more sinister than intended.
Came from the game theory video too?
@@itsgirlcraft5842 Yep!
It does explain why the cans are quite, uh, *vocal*.
This makes the line: never thought I find a girl with such delicate essence' feel different remember he might be talking about the spirt in the can
I mean The Stupendium is an ace on making villain songs that imo rival Disney
Did I really just enjoy a song about sexualized cans? Yes. Do I regret it? Hell no.
same tbh
Same
How CANdid of you, I admire your CANdor.
just like me fr
*This is ironically my favorite song of his right now.*
"Im sorry in advance"
*proceeds to make an absolute banger*
Get some help
@@pixilpiro1223 never
@@pixilpiro1223 if u think j need to get help for liking this song, then i think u need that help.
@@TwinaWina I also like this, So ill get some help,Just so you know, He already said get help
@Totally Unstoppable Why wouldnt be ohio
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been told to “get your mind out of the gutter” in reference to beverages in a Stupendium song about beverages, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but dang is it hilarious that it happened twice
doofenshmrit quote real
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
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>:O
Hello Doctor, been awhile~.
nagito pfp
"I'm very sorry you had to see that"
"If you enjoyed the song, please get help"
i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
@ExtraGoose Animations Same-
I’m sorry for people who haven’t seen this
This is so cursed and yet so groovy at the same time
Wait-
me to
i am speechless. i never thought id love a song about oversexualized soft drinks but here i am. but seriously this is just amazing i love it
Of course he "can"
@@dpshadow7276 💀💀💀💀
@@dpshadow7276 *they
"I'd never thought I'd love a song about oversexualizing soft drinks" i
XD I mean same though
I feel he's just had this song on his computer for years and was just waiting for any excuse he could find to upload it without looking suspicious
OnlyCans is in fact... A real game
@@randomdragon2589 I didn't say it's not...?
@@randomdragon2589 But who says the game was there before the song?
@@randomdragon2589 the game was made as a cover for the song obviously /s
@@williamsmith6921 obviously
“Hey I’m making a silly little game about romantic sodas, think you could make a little jingle for the title screen for me? Nothing too crazy”
Stupendium: *focused thinking of over 100 can puns* “yea I think I can make something”
so real, i dont know why no ones talking about how he made this absolute fire just for his buddies silly little can game
REALL
I can't believe it took me my entire life until now to realize that every letter in LGBTQ stands for can-sexual.
Unless your ace then your cant-sexual
@@artoriasgameing6601 lmao that was good one ngl
@@artoriasgameing6601 💀
@@Clownish.mp4 They Can-Sexual, as in Have Sex. They Can in fact, Sexual. I think.
@@OldandAbandonedHarcorte i just woke up i can't understand that, ill read it when im more awake
You took “sex sells” to a whole new level.
Corporate would be proud
yes indeed
Frankly so did the actual game 💀
SEX SELLS AND SO DOES LUST BUT WHERE DOES IT ALL COME FROM- /lyr
I think corprate wants to destroy them because of the fine print and the production line
Everyone: You can’t just make a song where all the rhymes are can
Stupendium: What if I did so anyway
then it would turn out amazing
you missed your chance to say "But you see... I *can*."
@@robbyrabago1437 Or to say "Hold my can"
“Yes I can.”
Nothing else *only cans?*
00:22 I think that's the most British I've heard the stupendium sound including when he made Neath!
I’m a Vietnamese who has been listening to a hell ton of English musics, so the “grabbing noodles and canooding with Cans in Cần Thơ” hit me like a damn truck and left my jaw dropped 😭😭😭
Lmao samee
The Italian part hit me like a pizza cutter
@@BallinTillYourDead HELP
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-
@@ilikebreadsticks235 Cần Thơ is a city in Vietnam, I wasn’t expecting something Vietnam-related to be mentioned in the song
Okay, how is it even PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for somebody to be THIS good at puns?????? Did this dude make a deal with Satan or something to get this insane level of skill???? 😂
Knowing The Stupendium, most likely. After all....
It's whiskey business when you're playing Devil's Advocate, and this beverage needs leverage to ever get away.
Paganini 2
Since pans are just an upgraded species of us bisexuals, I suppose the puns are just a part of the...
Meal Deal.
I'm sorry
@@blankcanvasstudios3463 I don't get it.
@@catbatrat1760 meal and deal rhyme , i think thats why
the pan-colored cans, the fancy outfits, the music, the puns, i love everything about this
nice pfp
I didn't even notice the pan-cans! 😮
Kel 👍
@@_0Happy_Face0_ Me either until I saw the mv
I like you pfp lmao
"get your mind out of the gutters"
The Stupendium has never sounded more british
Edit: THE MAN HIMSELF RESPONDED :OOOOOO
Have you seen my House Flipper song? Or Mask of the Rose? :P
@@TheStupendium naw im a new fan, but i'll check it out!
I'd HEAVILY recommend listening to Neath. Don't be afraid about the lenght of it and just give It a listen.
I found It like that and It is my favorite song of all time now
For me it was and always will be:
"I've always saw it more of a Cut Here."
Bit British innit bruv.
If this is a song about soft drinks and nothing else...
...does that mean it's a pop song?
*Badum, Chhh*
“If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man”
This, this is why I love humanity.
Sans is that you
Soda pop song >:)
Onlycans developers: this is impossible, we'll never find someone crazy enough to make music for our game!
Stupendium's friend, lit by dramatic lighting: I know a guy
Yes!
Genius
“LIT BY DRAMATIC LIGHTING”
I know a great musical guy
I CHOKED ON MY BREAKFAST LMAO
this is one of the most incredible things i have ever seen in my life
Awh, jeez! Thanks Rusty!
Only, if he Can agree with it.
@@TheSGL is that pun intentional?
i recommend you play the actual game, can i dare to say it every second is a wallpaper can-tendar
Is there hope for a collab between Rustage and stupendium
"If you enjoyed the song, then please get help"
Stups aint pulling any punches 💀
The fact that this song manages to be so queer-positive and sex-positive, by shining light on not as talked about sexualities, spreading important messages about consent and bringing up how sex isn’t something to be ashamed of in any (consensual) form because everyone is different and that’s ok while also being a song about dead souls trapped in pornographic soda cans and being an absolute banger is so impressive. Props to the Stupendium, they’ve truly outdone themself
Thank you so much! I'm glad the messaging came across!
This explained it perfectly.
shouldve said cansensual
now I feel even worse
@@ilujabista9130 …why
There are three things in this song that I love :
1. That beat
2. Mentioning the commonly forgot about sexualities (bout time for me to see something with pan in it!)
3. Not mentioning the fact that the cans strait up have souls in them and there is a flesh can with the soul of the CEOs son.
yeah, youd think the whole flesh-can thing would be right up stupes' alley
WAIT DON'T BRING UP THE THIRST BORN
You’ve got 420 likes, nice
Although there is a very vague illusion to the third thing with the line, "What's it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?"
i think you mean, can
Stupendium's search history: Locations that start with Can
Words that start with Can
Idioms and phrases that start with Can
Can puns
@@cantchange901 Nothing wrong with perusing, browsing, skimming through, or even just a cursory glance at the thesaurus.
His history while making Rouge Gallery must be twice the length of equator.
@@tretretre1111 I was expecting you using some can puns....but i guess you *can*T
MI6 is currently wondering if they should ask the NHS to dispatch an ambulance to his house.
@@cantchange901 Even if he did, that doesn't mean he didn't look up those things. It's one thing to get a hundred words with can in it, it's another to make song lyrics out of them.
Anyway, in his song "amateur wordsmith" he outright says that "you'll often find him leafing through a damp thesaurus".
I just realized that "get your mind out of the gutter" is something Stupes says in their Milk Milk Lemonade song, which has over a hundred beverage puns- soft drinks included.
This was advertised as a completely normal song and I was not disappointed! Totally not romantic and it’s a just song about soda pop :)
This person gets it!
Not to mention that it SLAPS
Completely normal song, it's just about soda!
You sound so ironic...?
@@five_times_avy shh don’t reveal my secret
“say we’re crude you can never say we’re tasteless” is a CRIMINALLY underrated line
All of his lines are underrated tbh
Agreed, one of the best. Dude drops a couple high-quality bon mots almost every time, this is one of them here for sure.
@@apterixuwu Not all of them. Some of them get the recognition they deserve.
This is probably one of my favorite songs of his, I love it so much.
What's the deal with comments like "[something] - is underrated line"!? Aren't we already here to appreciate all lines of the song? How do you even know what lines rated what in other's minds?
Yesterday i found this song on Spotify. I never noticed it was a song about sexualized cans...holy hell. I love this.
What did you think it was then, just a normal song about soda cans???
Me too, 🤣🤣 o good person
@@Nikowo1610 YES, I'm am very dense
@@Theonea883 honestly yeah, valid
@@Theonea883 you really took the "this is a song about soft drinks and nothing else" to heart huh 😭😭
I actually went through with a pencil and paper and throughout the whole song (not inclunding any in the intro or outro or echoes at the end of some lines) you said the word *Can* 87 times! There's got to be some kind of award for this
I CAN't believe it!
Why pencil and paper when you can just:
text = {copy lyrics}
print(text.lower().count("can"))
(btw I got 89)
WAS THAT THE CAN OF 87?!
@@DanyaV-real I got 90, using a clicker counter, clicked every time I heard/saw in lyrics "can"
@@emyjuli2724 True, the problem with my method was that it didn't count the word "cañ". Thanks for your correction. (Also I know that comment is 1 month old but I was too lazy to reply earlier and only now decided to do it okay goodbye)
If I had a nickel for every time the Stupendium made a song about beverages and told me to get my mind out of the gutter, I'd have 2 nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
@Samael Strebinger this and the cuphead song
If you're wondering it's "Milk Milk Lemonade"
@@kidjames6875 Fun fact: There is an Amy Schumer song with the same name!
Don't forget his christmas song with the santa cola.
@@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 a disgrace
Someone had to paint a bunch of cans that they then had to dress up in ties, bows and garters for this. If it wasn't Stupendium Man himself, I wonder what poor soul had to do that.
That was all me. :P
@@TheStupendium I applaud your devotion to the project and how much attention to detail you paid. Because of you I actually did look up the game and had an amazing time torturing my boyfriend as we played it together. Thank you and thanks to your friend for this game!
@@Ballira He puts so much effort into his songs, it’s genuinely stunning!
@@TheStupendium All alone?😳
Damn I don't know if I want to know how long this took. Must've been a lot of work...
That's a dream job!
"What's your favorite song?"
"It's... complicated. But awesome."
Me, explaining some of my favourite UA-cam songs to my grandkids:
"At the time we used to play Minecraft, and someone who did made this song about being a dwarf that digs holes. There was one about Yoda from Star Wars ranting about being attacked by seagulls. And of course the sexy innuendo rap about soft drinks."
"Sure, grandpa. Now take your meds."
@@HaganeNoGijutsushi I love it XDD
listening to this during a depressive episode cuz my therapist told me i should listen to happy music instead of sad music when i feel bad. i don't know why this is the first happy song i thought of but i think it's helping so thanks
This proves that Stupendium is so talented that he CAN make a song out of anything .
This was Soda-lightful.
The door is that way ->
Trash can not anymore.
Dude the Stupendium is a pop singer
"We can semi-guarantee that we won't be banned" is my favorite line.
Imagine sitting down and seeing an email from your friend. It says "Hey man, you make really good game-themed songs! I'm working on a game can you make one for my game?"
So you're like, "Alright bet. Send the game and I'll see what I can do!"
And "soda can fetish the game" is what they send...
This is probably what happened
@@Br_wnskinarii check the desc
The fact this is one of The Stupendium's highest viewed videos on their channel makes me happy
He flexes his vocabulary and his style of clothing. Only he can pull it off
only he CAN do it
Unfortunately, to me, every man can pull off that style of clothing... and ONLY that style of clothing. Why does it look good to me?!
@@ChestersonJack not entirely sure. Probably you like those who are outgoing with their style
Can we not talk so much about pulling off my clothing? For one you might break the buttons!
@@TheStupendium I agree with you. There is too many good things to say that if I typed it all my fingers would fall off
why is it that a song about sexualizing soft drinks is better than half the stuff on the radio
Cuz sexualizing soft drinks is so much less uncomfortable than the constant sexualization of humans in songs on the radio.
Person_4 summed it up great. The radio has long since become a scess pool + some sorta decent stations and bops when it comes to music
Yep it is
As someone who works retail i can assure you it’s all the stuff on the radio.
Because of shitty copyright laws.
"I'm very sorry you had to see that"
"If you enjoyed the song, please get help"
Never have I heard such lies
as an aroace person who doesn’t drink carbonated drinks, I’ve been listening to this for days on end. thank you for this song stupendium
Me too actually, crazy how many of us love this song
Same tbh
Me too but a wise person once said, “we are all can-sexual”
Oh man, as an asexual with a soda addiction this was actually all I needed in life. I've been playing this song on repeat for weeks!
Same!!
We are unCANnily similar.
KA sparkling black grape my belovéd
Hello fellow soda-loving ace person
I’m aroace but I just found out I’m can-sexual
"If you enjoyed the song, please get help."
I'm afraid there's no cure for good taste.
you sure can*'t!!
If you make one more pun I will sh*tCAN you
Wait...crap
@@josuebarreragonzalez5627 it's a joke, don't be mad
@@Patch778 i know i was just joking or CAN't i?
@@josuebarreragonzalez5627 Yes, you CAN (That was cheap)
You know, sometimes people ask "Is Parody Art?"
And then we see a song about an adult dating sim about soda.
And I think the only true reply is "It Can Be."
It Only-can be
It CAN be
Stupes doesn't do parodies. He does homages.
@@Mark73 why CAN't he do both
2:41 "can a can cancan?"
My fav moment, leaving this for myself.
(I've already got help for liking this song.)
Stupendium can literally make a song about anything and make it good. Like, just give him a piece of a brick wall and he can make a song about crumbling society or something.
If he’s making a song about a brick, it better be a collaboration with Berry D. Brick from the Tekking101 channel
@@JoaoSilva-nx7ql and half as intresting
More likely that he'll use it as a prop in a song on how capitalism is pure evil. He's done that so many times.
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS
Actually, YES please, I have to see that
Am i the only one who wants to hear him make a song for Papers please?
Yes this NEEDS to happen
That would be really, really interesting. Especially considering the sad undertones the game has!
That would be amazing
Me too! If there's anyone who can make a great original song about corruption, the economy and patrotism then it's good ol' Stupendium!
He liked your comment. Prepare for wishes to come true.
My name is permanently on this? I regret many life decisions, this is not one of them. Great song as always.
Wait, 1 day ago?????
WAIT TIME TRAVELER
Early access that is why.
H- how just gow
@@lukiklepsa6218 i know its called a joke
Not sure if anyone will ever read this but as an ace person the one line of recognition really means so much. Its been years since this song released but ive finally accepted myaelf and this aort of recognition does ab indescribable amount of good
The third verse is better than anything i will ever create in my entire life. i apologize in advance to my future children
I counted them saying the word "can" no less than 87 times in this
fun fact, it's actually exactly 90
was this comment the Can of 87?! lol.
I got 82 when i counted
The bite of 87?
are we including the puns?
I think Stupendium is the only person who can say he's made a song around the subject of falling in love with cans
I'd argue with that but I don't think I can.
@@checkerhat327 It's hard to be cantankerous about it
Well, i decided to check OnlyCans once and chest on diet a bit.
And then I pick a can and noticed it was a diet one, 15 Kcal
Anyway, I'm locked up now :/
There may be one
*says in a dramatic deep voice
I have heard of an anime of legend with...
Can waifu's!
Akikan...*dramatic pause
It's intro or outro may have what you are looking for...
I can't remember *said in normal voice
@@elohimcabrera I don't know why I'm surprised that that's a thing.
At 1:12 when he says "minx" the can is purple with gaming headphones and there is a twitch streamer/gamer called Minx who has purple hair
"So if you think we're just some obscene cannery, all our cans are over 18... CALORIES!" - UNDERRATED LINE.
So many times I was like "this is actually just a dirty jo- oh. No. It's still about cans."
He is amazing
maybe underrated, but not underage
@@DarkSoSpooky I like my wine like i love my women. Over a hundred and cooling in my basement.
@@alexs5814 I like my wine like I like my women.
I don't
I've been grinning like an idiot throughout the entire song, then I burst out laughing at "If you enjoyed the song, then please get help". Goddamn dude, how are you this good? Seriously!
Now I'm just amused by the idea of them doing all this dancing in an empty, silent room in front of a green screen
No green screen on this video! ;)
i cant imagine how many times you must have cracked up while recording
@@TheStupendium ah, now it makes sense: the infinite white can-filled void is obviously the Matrix!
@@TheStupendium NO GREEN SCREEN?! That's way too impressive..!
@@TheStupendium You had cans floating? Now THAT would be impressive
Vending machine of love: Febreary 2021
Stupes coming out as pan: May 2021
On a totally unrelated note
The cans in the background Pink Yellow Cyan.
"Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer
What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?"
"If youre ace, demi, Pan, flexible"
Both a Pan icon and a Can icon.
"Can a can cancan? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are
Canuck cans in Canada, Manly cans in Canberra in canoes
Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho
Mexican cans in Cancun, scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you"
Damn, Stup, you keep surprising me with your lyrical genious. Best Patreon by far.
7 year old me in a rap battle
can you not
@@yesimrealhuman4245 what
And that scheme is like a full sixth of the song itself. Stupes is a fantastic lyricist (along with their other amazing talents). It's no wonder this won the Logan Whitehurst Memorial Award for Excellence in Comedy Music for best comedic music video of 2021
I swear this guy could write a song about "General Relativity" and it would somehow turn out to be another banger.
knowing stupendium...if he sees ur comment he might be up to something lol
NCR ranger, you are right
CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING XD
*salutes* o7 General Relativity!
'Well relatively speaking this relativity's speakings
is quite the language of speakings
Of intellectual teachings
By quite delectable beings
Needing a set set of meanings'
Oh god I'm envisioning it so well I'm starting to write the lyrics
The pun on "effervescent" is actually hilarious
Because it can mean enthusiastic as a person or literally bubbly like a soft drink
Can't even cansider something like this to be canon to the Stupendium's cantinuation of a healthy community.
Can you?
Gotta speak candidly, I can't
@@fufu_kunnn with full candor?
Anyone who can use the word 'cantankerous' in a song is worthy of all the accolades, awards, adoration and affection.
Admit it this is the most fun you've had writing and filming a song
Fun fact: the word "can" is said 90 times throughout this song, and only 19 of those times are not in the 3rd verse.
oh wth
WHY?
How many times have you listened to this song ?
“Please get help”
can you stop.
I'm not saying this song is something I listen to often, but its hard to be sad when listening to a song about sexy soda cans.
It's super catchy for literally no reason
So we found the cure for momentary depression
As a panromanic asexual I was shocked and beyond ecstatic to hear my romantic and lack of sexual identity being mentioned!! This truly made my day and made you guys be put very high up on my favorite song artists. Besides that, it's very catchy and I'm glad it became a trend or otherwise I would of never heard this, I wish you and your wonderful team a great day!! ^^
As a Demisexual, I was ecstatic. Most people say that it isn't even a valid sexuality and to here him include it? I screamed.
I don't care
@@jacobkiser165 absolutely no one asked
@@yeanofullname4283 You are absolutely valid, don't ever doubt it, k?
@@SharkBitee2 okay. Thank you
This has NO RIGHT to be the massive bop that it is. This is going to be stuck in my head for days.
As it should be.
Pimp Stupendium isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Pimp Stupendium:
Pimp Stupendium's presence is a slap to the face and I thank him for it.
I’d let him be my pimp
Stupimpdium
Bold of you to assume The Stupendium isn’t a pimp
Ofmg🤣
this song came on my playlist while i was drinking a can of soda and i don't know if that made listening to this better or worse
I don't know what's better, Stupendium's vocabulary or his outfit
he's as fancy as he is verbose and i wouldn't have it any other way.
The answer is yes
Yes
His outfit makes him look like an actor from brazilian erotic comedies from the 1970's!
Well you know it, no one else has that many hats^^
“Call us crude, you can never say we’re tasteless.”
This man. is a GODDAMN. LYRICAL. GENIUS!!
I don't get it. Maybe cause english isn't ma first language
@@RiixxMC
crude (in drinks): if something doesn't have a certain softness that is wanted, it is called crude.
crude (in dating): if someone is rude or unfiltered, they are crude.
Tasteless (in general): tasteless is something that doesn't have flavour.
Tasteless (in relationships): when a person is boring, doesn't talk much or doesn't do much in a relationship, they are tasteless.
Because soft drinks always have flavour, they *cannot* be tasteless. But soft drinks *can* be crude.
The line is good because it works as a sentence for relationships, but also can be a sentence for soft drinks.
This makes it clever.
@@archedkraken3119 thank you so much! :)
Technically, soft drinks "can" be flavourless...
LaCroix
I mean Stupendium always has and interesting wordplay in his songs, but after 2:42 it's like a whole new level
Agreed, that was amazing.
Can a can can can yes it can
That takes talent!
So many can puns I love it
Had a friend show me this out of nowhere a day ago. This is way better than I expected it to be and I now have new music to listen to. Thanks for making a song about JUST SODA AND NOTHING ELSE so good.
Watching this after your latest tweet... I cannot believe I never noticed that the three main colours used are the same colours on the pan flag, even going so far as to feature them in the right order at certain points (pink backdrop = yellow feather boa, yellow backdrop = blue feather boa, blue backdrop = pink feather boa). Absolutely fantastic job, the level of thought you put in never ceases to amaze me!
The League of Super Evil, otherwise known as L.O.S.E, would like to recruit you!
@@meepitjuicetheleagueofsupe7067 nah
I dont think he meant to make the colors the pan colors, sure the colors are similiar but alot of things are colored pink, yellow and blue because those colors are fun to look at
@DSP It's too perfect to be a coincidence, I mean:
- The specific shades of pink, yellow & blue are absolutely spot-on
- The colours are always in the right order
- It's abundantly clear that the man puts thought into every little detail of both his lyrics and videos (he even says "it's got very high ratings" at almost exactly 4:20)
- Everything about this song/video is flamboyantly LGBT making it the perfect opportunity to sneak something like that in there
Also, he officially "came out" roughly 3 months later so I imagine (cannot verify) that at that point he had gotten a lot more comfortable being public about, he just wasn't ready to say anything yet.
@@crabman3000 hes gay?
IF A SONG ABOUT CANS CAN RESPECT CONSENT AND LGBTQ, THEN YOU CAN
can can can
cansent*
YESS PREACH MATE
I cant
@@koopaking1959 you CAN
The game is absolutely traumatising and I had an expression of absolute horror and astonishment on my face while playing it but I can say with certainty the music makes it all worth it.
Edit- congratulations to the thousandth liker. I watched it happen. I dunno who you are but you are entitled to one gold coin.
I will second this!
yes.
I was all fine until the last can where the can was...the son-
the last can was the best can wdym
do it it's literally so crackheaded like
a soda can dating sim???
*trying to impress a woman*
"oh yeah im a huge fan of pop music"
*Shows her this*
Thats clever. Good pun. 👍
Let me guess... She's in love with you now?)
Aha hilarious!
As woman i would be impressed
@@martamorawska6658Same lol
In the entirety of the songs playtime, not counting the songs "Download the app" outro, the Patreon part or any visual cues in the video, the letters in the order "can" are said 90 times. Here are some fun facts about some of these:
-The legendary 'Can-Sexual' line is the 10th reference to cans in the whole song.
-From the 'Can a can can-can,' line to 'insensitive can? cantankerous' lines, they take from the 21st reference to cans to the 85th reference. That is 71%!
-And finally, a bit of a Miscellaneous one: at 4:20, Stupes says the game has "very high ratings". Nice!
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Oh my god, that´s all hilarious.
also, the first chorus starts at around 1:09 (69 seconds). nice.
thank u for ur service
@@arson_kitty no problem!
i clicked on this vid on accident and i did not regret it as it cured my depression
i just got a heart for the stupendium on a vid that came out a year ago
life is awesome
TWO HEARTS!!! JACKPOT!!
*People* : there is a limit to how many times you can say can in a song.
*Stupendium* : hold my beer 2:39
I *can* not comprehend the *can* onical sense *can* ned within this incredible song!
Hold my soda*
Hold my CAN of beer
hold my can*
*hold my can of canned cans
Oh god… I fizzed everywhere..
😧
NAHHHHH-
WHAT
Rocket Fizzed
Sodaxual assault
You won't believe how much I laughed over this comedical piece of a song. The puns are so *uncannily* good.
*can* they get any better?
The way British people say aluminum always gets me
Its so clear you havnt drank a tea eith the queens blood in it
Except "aluminum" is the 'Murican version which is technically wrong
The British version is spelt aluminium, hence the different pronunciation.
It's Aluminium. Not Aluminum. American English has it wrong.
aluminum aluminium
I've listened to this like 500 times
you can* still listen to it if you want
(sorry i had to)
Glad you're enjoying it, man! :D
I'm not sorry in the slightest.
this is my 501th
Hey! Is that guy that does the videos... Occasionally. 😋
Now this. is a kind of ad i would never skip
This song manages to be wonderfully sex positive, LGBT+ friendly, pro sex industry, while also being deeply hilarious and an absolute banger. Smashed it again Stupendium!
It’s amazing he made a completely normal song about soft drinks so expansive.
It’s amazing how a song about being horny for soda cans is such a banger
@@michaelzhang9806 wut u mean?
The song says "You CAN be what you want, we all have drinked from Cans"
Definitely a "bang"er.
Couldn't resist.
From Twitter we were promised a totally normal song with nothing to worry about.
I consider this to be a promise fulfilled. ;P Amazing.
Hol up-
Why does ur comment say 1 day ago While the vid was 7 minutes ago XD
@@bakatoaster6000-yt maybe people on Patron got an early look and listen?
@@bakatoaster6000-yt
Several ways:
1 - Time travel
2 - UA-cam is broken
3 - early access
@@JameyMcQueen probably 2 lol
Or 1 O. 0
@@TheLaughingBurger maybe
This song has been playing on repeat for the last hour, this song is like a drug to my very overstimulated ADHD brain, the chorus slaps, great job with the song man :)
same here dude
You *can*'t count how many times have I repeated it
same here
This song is a complete banger and I love it. Newest obsession of the week
same (yeyy fellow ADHD people :D)
"If you liked this song, get help" fair, but you don't gotta call me out like that
You know, it's weird, because this is the most cursed song I've ever heard, but the rhythm is so catchy, and the song in general is so well constructed that it really cheers me up when I'm feeling sad! It's weird, I don't know! So... Thank you!
Love the subtle message about the LGBTQ+ Community in the middle. The song is a slap, I love the vocals of the chorus so much
Plus if you look real close, the cans floating around in the background are the pansexual colors
@@xxashton_shadowzxx I thought they were just coloured cans
@@xxashton_shadowzxx pansexual more like cansexual
2:05
We all are cansexual.
Not quite *100* puns, but still a great job. You’re the only person I can think of who could make a song about soda and make it sound incredible. That outro couldn’t have been done better.
Love the reference
This feels sort of like a commercial for a little bit but without any specific branding for a soda, just the generic idea of soda, and It's a little uncanny and I like it.
the fact that this song about having *relations* with soda cans is also one of the most inclusive and beautiful love songs ever written is amazing
im glad to see all the support you've gotten upon going public about being pan its also making me feel more comfortable with my own sexuality after coming out to my mum and not getting the best reaction seeing how supportive people are about this kind of thing is really comforting
i just want to say my mum is usually very supportive about this kind of thing normally (my older brother is trans after all) she just didn't think it was necessarily a gender thing she thought it could be something else, seems she doesn't know me quite as well as she thinks she does since she only sees the act i put on to appeal to the rest of my family (i felt like this song was the most appropriate to mention the sexuality thing)
Thank you, friend! I'm really sorry to hear you've been having a tough time at home after coming out. I've been there so I know how that feels. It gets better. I'm proud of you for being you.
TIL Stupes is pan! It's awful you didn't get support from your family... hopefully support from a friendly neighborhood disaster-bi helps a little.
Same, Im also pansexual, and my mum used to call me greedy and pick a side. Sorry you're having a hard time friend
I can't say that I've ever been prouder to support a creator through Patreon than seeing my name at the end of this Totally Normal Song.
I aspire to have this level of songwriting talent someday. Seriously, people should take notes from this song about cans and absolutely nothing else
I did not think this many can puns were possible in a single song while still going along the rythme and STILL RHYMING
I honestly have been staring at this comment box for about 15 minutes because I have been trying to construct the perfect response to this song.
I don't think you're supposed to respond to this. I _can_ 't think of what to say. Thank you Stupendium, I will be listening to this song in private out of fear of being judged if I listen to it in public.
as Valentine's approaches again, this comment will prolly get buried, but I figured I'd take this time to bring up how I felt hearing the "if you're ace, demi, pan, flexible" line - a year ago, I didn't talk about being ace much, and I watched the music video late at night after it came out, and that line still makes me so happy to listen to no matter how many times I do. representation matters kids. I appreciate Stupendium so much, makin' all these great songs and expanding our vocabularies and entertainment too.