Why Vanoss Doesn’t Stream

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  • @AangDknight
    @AangDknight 2 роки тому +668

    If Evan cancelled, he win. He didn't get cancelled, he also win. Big brain.

    • @fl8281
      @fl8281 2 роки тому +25

      He's a winner

    • @justbennyka7596
      @justbennyka7596 2 роки тому +25

      No fucks given. Exactly why people should sub to him

    • @Srade2412
      @Srade2412 2 роки тому +19

      Everyone: Why do you do this, you know twitter can cancel you right
      Evan: At this point its a game if they cancel me I win and they know that.

    • @kyojurorengoku4035
      @kyojurorengoku4035 2 роки тому

      @@Srade2412 👏👏 good tfs reference

    • @Srade2412
      @Srade2412 2 роки тому

      @@kyojurorengoku4035 Thank you I try my best

  • @adambump5297
    @adambump5297 2 роки тому +156

    You can practically feel the disappointment coming from Basically not anger not annoyance just pure disappointment.

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 2 роки тому +4

      He's long passed anger, that phase came and went with the refrigerator that only gave him melons

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 2 роки тому +5

      @@spooderlover3512 watermelons

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 2 роки тому +2

      @@z54964380 there are no watermelons in minecraft yet, would be funny if there were

    • @AHiredArsonist
      @AHiredArsonist 2 роки тому +4

      @@spooderlover3512 Yes there are??? what do you mean there's no Watermelons?

  • @bullettime8760
    @bullettime8760 2 роки тому +120

    "FUCKIN DO SOMETHING! "
    -the stream chat if Vanoss stream

  • @goldenbomber9770
    @goldenbomber9770 2 роки тому +311

    He doesn't stream because he would take all the Views. He knows how powerful he is.

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 2 роки тому +15

      I normally don’t watch streams often. But if vanoss were to stream i would at least try, just to *experience* it with him

    • @DanDoubleD_
      @DanDoubleD_ 2 роки тому +1

      The effect of not streaming for years and he becomes powerful in views

    • @rowanpopplewell4791
      @rowanpopplewell4791 2 роки тому

      This is some major molnir crap.

    • @rowanpopplewell4791
      @rowanpopplewell4791 2 роки тому

      This is some major molnir crap.

    • @shouryagoyal8820
      @shouryagoyal8820 2 роки тому

      Yeah vanoss is a Chad for not streaming

  • @sadcat747
    @sadcat747 2 роки тому +42

    "If I was live streaming my chat would be " *FCKNG DO SOMETHING* "
    -Evan

  • @nauthizgaming
    @nauthizgaming 2 роки тому +299

    Trust me, if they allow vanoss to stream whatever he wants then that would be HEAVEN! 😇🤯😆

  • @MihaelGeng
    @MihaelGeng 2 роки тому +33

    FYI, "retard" in English as a verb still has the same meaning as its French counterpart, which is "to delay, to slow down".
    In medical field, "retarded/retardation" gained the new meaning of "mentally slow/mental slowness" in 1890s, such as the term "mental retardation" (aka intellectual disability).
    As for "retard" as a noun, it's purely slang, improper, and not technical at all.

    • @PlatinumJug
      @PlatinumJug 2 роки тому

      Its like "fire retardant". It slows down the fire. Wouldn't retard just be the unprofessional way of naming something that has retardation or is retardant?

    • @MihaelGeng
      @MihaelGeng 2 роки тому +1

      @@PlatinumJug Could be. Webster's Dictionary did include this usage, but Oxford Dictionary and Collins Dictionary didn't.

  • @averagedudeyoucanfind7137
    @averagedudeyoucanfind7137 2 роки тому +82

    Makes sense

  • @xaythearsonist2003
    @xaythearsonist2003 2 роки тому +33

    Marcel looking up when Evan threw the chicken is still funny to me.😂😂

  • @lofity7893
    @lofity7893 2 роки тому +91

    Im learning french and this has been helpful

  • @jaythecanadian
    @jaythecanadian 2 роки тому +31

    I’m glad I speak French and know the meaning of “retard” because I would’t know the difference if I didn’t.

  • @kat.3784
    @kat.3784 2 роки тому +68

    I know this has been said many times but vanoss definitely knows his audience has grown up enough to handle these jokes

  • @Gravelbone
    @Gravelbone 2 роки тому +49

    "The manly analytics"...
    You mean MANALYTICS, Evan???

    • @arsen2506
      @arsen2506 2 роки тому +4

      This is such a Brock joke, I swear

    • @animalvids8922
      @animalvids8922 2 роки тому +2

      @@arsen2506 LMAO FR

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 2 роки тому +2

      @@arsen2506 Because Brock is a dad 😂

    • @Gravelbone
      @Gravelbone 2 роки тому +1

      @@trevorphilips2947
      (Raises hand)
      Father of 3
      🤷🏼‍♂️😂

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 2 роки тому +277

    Vanoss fans: "Why does Evan not stream? It'd be soooo lit!"
    'Moments later, Vanoss does the incident at 0:48.'
    Me: "Well, if Vanoss were to stream and do stuff like that^, *he'd be cancelled out by the snowflakes on Twitch & UA-cam."* 😆😅

    • @deadprank947
      @deadprank947 2 роки тому +23

      jesus christ every comment section with a clip like this sounds like eighth graders

    • @jaydonmagan4694
      @jaydonmagan4694 2 роки тому +2

      @@SHIGARAKI_TENKO He’s not comparing Evan to Twitch, he’s saying Twitch would try and cancel Evan. That’s not a comparison.

    • @elshitface7411
      @elshitface7411 2 роки тому +1

      Ruined the flow of the entire comment by including the "Me:" in it.

  • @ruv_the_real
    @ruv_the_real 2 роки тому +4

    Basically stood there like "why???"

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 2 роки тому +69

    Remember kids: you watch a Canadian UA-camr there is a very high chance they speak French

  • @Mechrospear
    @Mechrospear 2 роки тому +33

    I remember that but I don't even know what throwing a cooked chicken to Marcel mean

    • @maniacalcoast2742
      @maniacalcoast2742 2 роки тому +2

      It’s a stereotype

    • @Mechrospear
      @Mechrospear 2 роки тому

      @@maniacalcoast2742 ok thx now I get it

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 2 роки тому +5

      It's a stereotype about how black people likes to eat chicken (there is also another one with watermelon hence why Vanoss once asked "do you always eat watermelon? ")

    • @matthew5371
      @matthew5371 2 роки тому +3

      @@bullettime8760 to which Marcel reply with "if I don't have chicken on me"

  • @Impulse494
    @Impulse494 2 роки тому +60

    Can you put the video when Vanoss said nuggers instead of nuggets

    • @Le0nnh
      @Le0nnh 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/7794J7JDGew/v-deo.html
      Tbf, he didn't say it out loud lul

  • @phoenix07861
    @phoenix07861 2 роки тому +18

    if evan streamed then youtube would break.

  • @blu-jay
    @blu-jay 2 роки тому +18

    Can you do a classic clip, from Tomb Raider Deathrun, where they're playing watermelon roulette and Wildcat accidentally kills Mini and Nogla to win?

  • @Azrael_1052
    @Azrael_1052 2 роки тому +23

    Absolutely amazing

  • @oneilbasdeo3286
    @oneilbasdeo3286 2 роки тому +4

    Evan just built different now

  • @someguy1907
    @someguy1907 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine if everyone wasn’t so PG and was living like how it was in 1990s

  • @slumberbalu3098
    @slumberbalu3098 2 роки тому +18

    Evan could have doubled down on the joke, but I guess you guys didn’t had watermelons 🍉 ay?

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 2 роки тому

      Funny enough the 1st time they played monecraft together delirious showed off a dispenser fridge he made which gave him and Evan cookies and steak, but somehow Marcel always got melons from it

  • @chrishudson25
    @chrishudson25 Рік тому +1

    Guess what just happened

  • @nInOwarrior0312
    @nInOwarrior0312 2 роки тому +4

    **** **** in a baby, thanks for $10
    XD

  • @royangelopadilla5712
    @royangelopadilla5712 2 роки тому +6

    Uhm can anyone explain the last part please? Sorry I didn't get it

    • @king_midnight
      @king_midnight 2 роки тому +12

      Marcel's black

    • @royangelopadilla5712
      @royangelopadilla5712 2 роки тому

      @@king_midnight I know that but why the chicken? Cause it's the same color?

    • @al0ntai
      @al0ntai 2 роки тому

      @@royangelopadilla5712 well you bl-

    • @king_midnight
      @king_midnight 2 роки тому +9

      @@royangelopadilla5712 black stereotype

    • @randomassname_
      @randomassname_ 2 роки тому +15

      @@royangelopadilla5712 it's a stereotype that black people always eat chicken

  • @ginafesta9340
    @ginafesta9340 2 роки тому +4

    eh make sense

  • @gossbert_25
    @gossbert_25 2 роки тому

    It is the bad word but instead it is a French word when I'm using translation

  • @noodles00p
    @noodles00p 2 роки тому

    The Manlytics approve.

  • @cr1s232
    @cr1s232 2 роки тому

    you guys probably heard that canadians have a side of english and french

  • @cooperstults2564
    @cooperstults2564 2 роки тому +1

    i dont get it pls explain 0:47

    • @ChaoticNinja780
      @ChaoticNinja780 2 роки тому

      I know this joke because 3 things:
      1.) I’m black
      2.) Marcel(BasicallyIDoWrk) is black too, and
      3.)It’s a stereotypical joke for some black people that like fried chicken.
      So if you processes it in your mind about what happen in this scene you’ll understand…

    • @cooperstults2564
      @cooperstults2564 2 роки тому

      @@ChaoticNinja780 oh ok thank you for clearing that up for me

  • @survivalboi7146
    @survivalboi7146 2 роки тому +1

    I want you to keep the title xd

  • @ianxe
    @ianxe 2 роки тому +1

    He should stream on UA-cam? They care a. Lot less.

  • @arsalaan2292
    @arsalaan2292 2 роки тому

    Dosen't..

  • @edilbertoreinoso7565
    @edilbertoreinoso7565 2 роки тому +1

    Whitesplain me that joke guys please. Me are latino. 🙋🏽‍♂️

  • @braydenmalicoat5942
    @braydenmalicoat5942 2 роки тому

    So couldn't someone make a new streaming site like UA-cam but doesn't come with all the UA-cam bullshit they've added.

  • @VxIkyrie
    @VxIkyrie 2 роки тому

    dosent xd
    its doesnt

  • @zoyten8279
    @zoyten8279 2 роки тому

    I don't get it, is there something racist about black people and chicken?🙄🤔

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 2 роки тому

      Black people have a stereotype of liking to eat chicken

  • @_zhn_
    @_zhn_ 2 роки тому +3

    so uhh...... what's the joke?