[@SquaredMP]

Small brain: “Should I have a child?”
Big Brain: “Every time I lose I adopt a baby”

[@sansanabanana]

Better yet, "Every time I lose I have a child"

[@Spork7vv]

Cheese 🧀

[@paper-boat4326]

@@sansanabanana “And here we have the first ever Australian to have a family of 16 because of a ‘Space Bird’ Zack.”

[@chezypanda5280]

Don't worry all these babies will be donated to charity!

[@Rickythaias82]

@@sansanabanana little z: 😅

[@smh_salami]

hopcat when he sees the intro:

[@MrBruh-md5my]

The pain seeing a very rare figure these days being sprayed pink makes me die inside

[@grzmit5904]

[@dowbailey6033]

“I’m about to beat this dude up”

[@Aggron_Ghost1221]

@@MrBruh-md5my For Real?I did not know

[@ilikemusic2773]

How did you do that emote? :0 that's cool

[@TCNick3]

wtf this doesn't work

[@justanaccounttowatchstuff]

I finally found the comment!

[@drakesayshi3321]

Wtf, little Z

[@milolebaigue6239]

Wtf, little Z

[@Mr.Camion]

Wow, incredible comment x)

[@Human_85]

Just git gud

[@idoiticaxolotl2126]

Little Z : he just turned 18 he’s old enough to drink
Americans : hol up

[@kyoto-magidissidia44]

Wait a minute

[@aayushh___]

Welcome to straya

[@jeffersonbickeryson8671]

Damn I’m moving to Australia

[@jiaweiye9489]

The one thing America has done right lol.

[@cadenz7719]

The Trump comment was funny because that wasn’t the demographic that Trump won over the most. In fact it was the one he lost the most votes from.

[@rileyhastings8785]

Make a Falco amiibo named “The Air” with increased air attack x3 for its support spirits

[@personguerrero8316]

No he should name it hands off

[@kianthornton2856]

He should put it on a little mac amiibo so he is an air fighter. And so he has a better up special.

[@dominicthompson82]

@@kianthornton2856 omfl yes air mac best character ever

[@kianthornton2856]

@@dominicthompson82 YOU'RE NO AIR FIGHTER MAC but now he is

[@unluckydemon7026]

"Personally, I prefer the air"

[@shellsboi8980]

“Every time I lose as Steve, I play a terrible fake version of Minecraft on the google play store”

[@yakijacob]

YES

[@skimbeeble8115]

Si

[@ChristianD5661]

That’s good.

[@nlworkman]

Yes, good idea

[@matthewlepog8799]

YES PLSSSSS

[@joshuaatherton9249]

"Should I have a child?"
So 'Smash bros but every time I lose as ness I adopt a child' is on the table?

[@timmyfaler1526]

"Lose as Lucas" cause he orphan

[@spaghet_e]

69 likes lol

[@ThegoddessAqua817]

@@timmyfaler1526 he said he’s never gonna play Lucas again, so fat chance of that happening

[@OakTree7K]

@@ThegoddessAqua817 He could just play as Lucas in Smash 4, I mean, he did that during his Iron Man challenge.

[@ThegoddessAqua817]

@@OakTree7K true

[@MadWeegee]

It really hurt seeing him feed Jump Hopcat's high level legend class spirit that was part of a team

[@Theman-yy3eg]

I would genuinely be mad tbh

[@umzakagordon7808]

@@Theman-yy3eg have legend spirit is so easy you can easily have like 50 lvl99 legend spirit

[@Theman-yy3eg]

@@umzakagordon7808 he gave him ho oh though

[@umzakagordon7808]

@@Theman-yy3eg so?

[@Theman-yy3eg]

@@umzakagordon7808 how do you even want me to respond to that
ho oh is simply a good spirit

[@potatobird52]

Train a Falco, and after he gets kills have him do the “hands off my” **Down Smash**

[@yt_MLM3]

And make it walk to it slowly for the other meme

[@hitme7381]

YES ALL GREAT IDEAS

[@potatobird52]

Possibly named CAW

[@gioele4499]

@@yt_MLM3 that was a Falcon

[@rezurect9945]

Nah train a falco but just make it shit

[@bungusbillicent5923]

“Dark Souls on Max difficulty” my sweet naïve Zack, do you really think Miyazaki is soft enough to let you CHOOSE the difficulty?

[@luiggybros-.-]

God bless miyazaki
I mean miyazaki bless god

[@midnalight6419]

I was just about to comment that

[@championofash9548]

Good ol miyazaki

[@championofash9548]

"Hey miyazaki hows elden ring goin"

[@leongarcia4041]

@@championofash9548 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sample_text9276]

As someone who grinded for good spirits it hurt to watch the start

[@CrackofDayGamer]

same i still only have 1 4 star but ive only played a little

[@casualwoomy]

Offstage: exists
Jump: peace was never an option

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

But jump was always an option.

[@davimon122]

"My child is one of my best characters" -Potentially Little Z

[@akeemarana956]

Huh?

[@bradyritter2193]

Hol up

[@magicsparx]

To have a child he has to get married, when is that gonna happen.

[@GaspyTerry]

This is NOT time for some smash...

[@Me-uq1eh]

The Crying Child
*cries*

[@henhoo1800]

“Starts with D and ends with K”
*D U N K*

[@sheevpalpatine5123]

Or D R U N K

[@braingrot]

I genuinely thought that instead of $#@%

[@maxlibertor]

I just thought of D, K, donkey kong

[@stickmation6651]

Dink

[@MrPants-xx9ek]

DARK

[@TheGOAT_]

Little Z is a better parent than half of the real parents lmao!

[@neon4999]

3:36

[@noahurbanczyk9678]

fax

[@itsnotachannel8094]

Little Z: Personally I perfer the air.
Jump: "Sends you to top blast."

[@goindummy1346]

Imagine being a smash player and not knowing about shower in a can

[@DuckAHoy]

i had no idea such power existed

[@paper-boat4326]

*Intense Sweating*

[@andipfeife476]

Smash players dont know about anything shower related

[@Spurge7]

@@andipfeife476 that’s too true

[@takoyaki6697]

shower? whats that?

[@aidanswartz2842]

My idea has become a reality.

[@user-pi4ly6gr5f]

*This what reality is.*

[@cadenlikespigs]

(Insert Thanos quote)

[@mastrsonic375]

Yep mine has too

[@rohanuchil9631]

*Thanos intensifies*

[@timm.1097]

Ok

[@cd912yt]

"Should i have a child?"
It's gonna be named Tiny Z

[@cadynio7335]

I just wonder, what will Big Z think of this guy, they both turned out to be really good,
He knew how to counter the cargo downthrow at LV 9,
While Big Z can tech 4 times in a row as a huge flex,

[@Ge0Sway]

I made a Mario amiibo and named it Luigi, all he does is grab
He doesn’t really throw at all just grabs and stares you down

[@bensonhatch5423]

🤣

[@yeetyeet5569]

He wants you to know that he knows what you've done

[@justyouraveragedude7499]

Like, no joke? He LEGIT does that?

[@Crystils]

😂😂😂😂😂hahaha

[@shiny2575]

Cursed amiibo

[@sailorsnow5815]

“Should I have a child (for content)?”
Zack, this is a very serious decision to make as an adult.... of course you should have a child for content!

[@yurei____4315]

Musical child slavery

[@skimbeeble8115]

@@yurei____4315 interesting

[@yurei____4315]

@@skimbeeble8115 help the fbi wants me in 34 different states

[@zerevity007]

@@yurei____4315 just move to canada

[@sheevpalpatine5123]

@@yurei____4315 h

[@blueemblem2788]

14:52
“This is not fair.”
Well, looking at what Falco is doing, I think we can determine that it is, indeed, fair.

[@FarmerJoeZer-]

Train up an olimar amiibo and name it cancer.

[@GreenHag]

I’m still waiting for “Kamika Z” the Hero Amiibo 🤣

[@splashmag7568]

This need to be real

[@declanc9791]

Give this man a medal

[@Hylton_Hotelz]

Little Z: write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN

[@OchtendjasLama]

And he has critical hit chance up😂

[@luidace3236]

Y E S

[@trillaggaming2404]

“DK throws me off stage”
DK: JUMP

[@GigachadYemeni]

@gioeleeneri *y o u m i s s e d*

[@Spurge7]

@@GigachadYemeni OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@imasian14]

3:37 little z do be a professional smash player tho

[@wyattnance3756]

“Dark souls on max difficulty” man clearly has never touched dark souls

[@pyromaniac000000]

“I wouldnt be giving people deodorant, im a smash player, why would i know anything about that?”
I absolutely died laughing at that joke

[@truskawus6694]

Imagine what hopcat will do after he realises that little Z used his legendary spirit for a toy.

[@thx4chrckingin]

We need to see a follow up video on HopCat's channel where he uses Z's spirits for revenge

[@davoman9118]

@@thx4chrckingin yeees. That’d be great content for him.

[@ItzCrossly]

Did u forget he doesn't have spirits on his switch

[@ugi1060]

8:32 everytime i Lose i get a child

[@Adamthecoolguy123]

Everytime I lose a stock, I adopt a family of 3

[@noodles12342]

I really feel like Z needs to train gluton free by him self. Also I think that a Greninja amibo with fast fall would be really cool. Keep up the great work!!!!

[@KittyChikin]

The reason why he keeps jumping and getting out is because you gave him a better jump spirit, he jumps slightly higher than the hitbox.

[@yaboikiba4302]

Little Z: "I can't read a robot"
Programmers: "HA... Loser"

[@matthememelord7829]

HAHA POOR

[@backfire10z29]

Man, have you ever tried programming? We can’t read those stupid ass things either, even if we wrote the damn robot

[@MegaSpecter8105]

69th like

[@jubaman5847]

2:21 he got outplayed by like 2min ago born child

[@denjeez]

Jump!
Might as well Jump!
Thank you Little Z for making me love that song.

[@globman3]

"It's like Dark Souls on max difficulty"
But that's why Dark Souls is so hard... there is only 1 difficulty.

[@ColtsChannel]

Let me introduce you to NG+6 and the Gravelord Covenant

[@partycat7671]

@@ColtsChannel I'm on new game + 74 ds 1 and ng+ 124 ds3 after ng+7 it stops getting more difficult ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[@sclarke6969]

just do a lvl1 playthrough. 4 kings was a nightmare, spawn faster than kill them 😅

[@antoinefortin27]

Dark

[@papillon2066]

@@partycat7671 I didn’t understand a single thing you said

[@Perryace]

Jump: uses his jump
_there is another_

[@welboi5304]

*and another*

[@JimiVexTV]

"Not that I go around giving people presents and sniffing them" - I can't tell you why, but this will stay with me - laughed way harder than I should

[@nickdaprato3695]

“It’s evolving but backwards” that’s true for every heavy main

[@spicybird7651]

Little Z: “he just turned 18, he’s old enough to drink!”
American teenagers: “cries, proceeds to move to Australia”

[@benjaminandrews956]

Like anyone pays attention to the drinking laws

[@spicybird7651]

True XD

[@gr2093]

Germans: *pathetic*

[@aurelionsolofficial]

@@piperfan1563
Same, 18 years old.

[@xeno_pana]

So ture

[@teddyreddinger1916]

Little Z: should I train a falco amiibo?
Little Z 10 seconds later: should I have a child?

[@cactussyrup7387]

What’s the difference

[@ronaldderooij1938]

Little zs Falco being good and little z having a child are kinda the same there both never gonna happen

[@kyoto-magidissidia44]

This made me think hardcore idky

[@themasterkey5709]

“Having 2 level 1 ness’s train eachother”

[@Yuri-zs8kd]

6:12 "I can't put in no effort to teach him, and expect him to know everything"
-Not a single teacher ever

[@Man-oc6bj]

I laughed way too hard when he said “Right in the Banana Slammer”

[@debbikapfer2284]

He said banana slama from when he had to watch the donkey kong country show

[@ronaldderooij1938]

Im getting the feeling he likes the dk show :/

[@cesarpalacios8307]

Timestamp?

[@marcosausinmoreno8333]

@@cesarpalacios8307 11:58

[@jgaming-zy5bg]

he said slamma not slammer

[@JetBlueChestC]

Imagine Little Z let his viewers, to try and beat his DK amiibo, Jump.

[@jaredlotz1168]

I had a small stroke while reading this

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear jet

[@WingsNoir]

Type flying gorilla ad into youtube.

[@skimbeeble8115]

@@AxxLAfriku no

[@alolaregionashmaker359]

little z: the first stage of a boss is just a timewaster, then the real fight starts.
sans: hello there

[@arturocastillo1984]

1:07 made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@Catswholesome]

Moooo

[@teched_fn]

Ah yes... jump DK, one of Little Z’s best characters.

[@WonderboyPlays]

Yes ur right

[@RRavineiscool]

Ahhhh he said it!!!

[@turtlegaming1247]

Lol

[@marcobedin6308]

Haha best character joke goes brrrrrrrrr

[@BSLyles]

Guys i think little z is gonna be the character that gets revealed today

[@alanlopezolivas6710]

He is gonna be one of his Best characters

[@agniplayz5073]

Soo true

[@terononoo5835]

If little Z is revealed today I must main him

[@_Koyomi_]

I'm hoping it's Shantae. She deserves to be in

[@empK]

No he's already a DLC for Panda Global

[@innerspaceewg4172]

when Little Z said "It's Evolving. but backwards," that basically just Devolving

[@deadshot792]

1:07 you just had to make me laugh little z but still I love it

[@Dill72Yee]

I WHEEZED when he just said, "Should I have a child?"

[@cacta7799]

Little z saying "oh brother, this guy stinks" reminds me of Marss talking about him

[@Samuel-vq6qi]

😂😂

[@WingsNoir]

Type flying gorilla ad into youtube.

[@goodname7660]

@@WingsNoir no

[@zekethefreak6910]

14:28 the fact that these Dairs were on beat w/ the music makes it so much better

[@bammy1683]

Little Z:'What do you see the babies come out of the womb and expect them to be fluent in spanish?'
Duolingo Owl: *SPANISH OR VANISH*

[@zeonasist]

14:51​ Little​ z​:"This​ is​ not​ Fair"
Also​ Little​ z​: *Instantly use​ F-air*

[@smallducklings2455]

I see what you did dair

[@smallducklings2455]

;)

[@Penguinman2.0]

@@smallducklings2455 you didn’t

[@maritoxico9982]

@@smallducklings2455 f-air enough

[@thepotatotaxi2430]

@@maritoxico9982 what a bair-bones joke, i'm nair leaving this video

[@vooxnana5177]

He didn't train the amibo...
*The Amibo trained him.*

[@Fyreupblock]

Jump jumps into the trap.takes the trap.then THROWS THE TRAP RIGHT BACK AT LITTLE Z!

[@jugslfd2]

jump: **doesn’t jump and die from little z**
little z: **proud father**

[@funnyhuman497]

"Three hits is 65%?"
Little Z have you ever played against a little someone called Ganondorf?

[@c.9858]

That’s 80% in 3 hits with Ganon

[@charles-yz9sx]

"its evolving just backwards"

[@joshuajackson2510]

I call that a win for example blissy.

[@TheGOAT_]

The humor in this video is incredible.

[@curtdog647]

"Should I have a child?"
That requires you to get a girl first.

[@stun7884]

So basically the impossible

[@fr02enph0enixplays7]

Train a Ganon amiibo with hyper smash attacks named, “Doriyah”.

[@amberknight7301]

Hopcat already made a Ganondorf Amiibo.

[@azzixkijanou8916]

Who gives a fuck about hopcat when you can have content? -Totally Little Z

[@epicgaming6564]

And only use f-smash when training him

[@elime7053]

It starts with D and ends with K
D__K
Oh, I C
"That's right, DK"
oh

[@Crystils]

I’m laghfing so hard

[@swordchicken1671]

Oh I see 🤦‍♂️

[@michaelj9153]

@@swordchicken1671 great you said the joke

[@dripsticky9562]

Little z- Its 11 p.m. on a saturday night, i had nothing better to do .
Me- *visible confusion*

[@potatopenguin5864]

12:16 M O N K E Y F L I P

[@xandercornelius7508]

Yes he should have a kid his nickname can be “little little Z” or “littlest Z”

[@lowelllevingerr3942]

Little Z II

[@rafaelvalenzuela8485]

Little Z Junior

[@rafaelvalenzuela8485]

Little little Z

[@xandercornelius7508]

little Z could just become “Big Z” then his kid be “Little Z”

[@Blu_Jay07]

Tiny Z

[@Daemon105]

Little Z: I need to use this.. "broccoli Kong".
Me, a green Kong main: Is this like a personal attack or something?

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

Blanka Kong

[@spectrilifer]

7:56 DK has ascended

[@poyodestroyerofworlds1169]

More like descended

[@mkm2171]

You love him taking advantage of the extra jumps because those were the spirits that you worked so hard to get.

[@dillpicklestudios4319]

Little Z now has the copyright for “might as well jump”. Change my mind.

[@marshadow1948]

I don't want to change your mind though

[@Me-uq1eh]

Oh but he does,The original person who created it died in 2020,So Little Z now owns it.

[@ozzy6458]

@@Me-uq1eh no the copyright holders for it will distribute it between a bunch of companies that want it

[@mlc0547]

He uses it more than van halen ever did

[@Me-uq1eh]

@@ozzy6458 screw it,Little Z is a company now

[@matumcwrap]

I was going to say steve amiibo but that one doesn't exist for now

[@theman6490]

Captain Kidd laughs in mii sword fighter

[@diegoviramontes2479]

For now...

[@cjlite0210]

I will travel through time and space to receive a Steve Amiibo from Sakurai!

[@sonopogroio694]

11:32
"it wasn't a good punish"
Back air literally dealing 30% and killing him: am I a joke to you?

[@CaptainDan21]

That triple down air with Falco was sick!

[@WiiMoteGodYT]

Little Z: *makes an Donkey Kong Amiibo*
My mind: *hehe Hard DK has a brother now*

[@andrecalaresi2688]

But choctopuses snowball

[@PoketrainerMS]

Yes

[@andrecalaresi2688]

And mr danshish butter cookies xxl dk

[@Fyreupblock]

Now I remember hard dk...Hard dk:O OOOOO OOOO*jumps and destroys jump*.Hard dk:ooo ooooo?

[@WiiMoteGodYT]

@@Fyreupblock are you okay?

[@awip121]

"my amiibo is already level 18 it's old enough to drink"
*cries in american*

[@fettugenie749]

cries in american*

[@PedestalPrime]

Thought he said 13 for a second

[@shosakazaki]

*cries in mexican*

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@@PedestalPrime What country considers early teens as acceptable for alcohol.

[@bullymaguire745]

Ah you think the JUMP is your ally you merely adopted the JUMP I was born in it molded by it!
I was wondering what would break first your mind or your shield.

[@SillySausage263]

Little Z: guys should I have a child
Me: I mean atleast the smash 4 ding dong will come in handy

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

Hopcat: where's my legendary spirits at i know i have them
Little Z: oh I used them for this plastic toy

[@kirbylover37]

Well PNGs with attack and defense attributes (Spirits) are less important than physical items that cost real money (Amiibos) in my mind, so this joke doesn't really make sense to me.

[@alessandrorivera1736]

Amiibo idea:
A Bowser amiibo wich is called: "NotGetCheesed"
And only give him Maximum attack stacks! And also buff his specials!

[@getbackhere3178]

Not to be that guy but you can only have 10 characters in a name I believe

[@Snifie880]

@@getbackhere3178 then how about Nocheese

[@getbackhere3178]

Yeah,that works

[@tamo_louis]

Thats the best idea and i love that video with leon its just perfect

[@zhaneshirkey6788]

@@tamo_louis "I just died in your arms tonight"

[@luclegeay1510]

Me hearing : starting with a d and ending with a k.
My mind : dunk

[@elijahh8149]

"what starts with a d and end with a k, DK" quote from Little Z

[@arthurvergolino6859]

"just because you're my child dosn't mean I wont..."
ah yes. spoke like a true smash brothers top player.

[@machninaman22]

Holy fuck bro

[@bteven1325]

You just murdered half of the community

[@user-mindmeld]

Z: "Its like dark souls on max difficulty"
Me, an actual ds1 main: ...........

[@SeekMVS]

Lol

[@TheMike0088]

Yeah I too was like 'difficulty settings, in a souls game? Boy you must be trippin'

[@PinkishHaze]

Havel the rock for next dlc character

[@dandyd1877]

Bout time people realized Little Z is a fake gamer

[@Takato-ym2dk]

@@dandyd1877 but he actually said himself that he dosent play much games so eh i dont think hes really a fake gamer?

[@PigGod3130]

Little z: Should I have a child?
Me: YES!! LITTLE Z JR IS COMING!!!!

[@christineviano7402]

Little z: teach him jump.
Jump: well thats not a thing

[@nottestellata5201]

Little Z: what a terrible, terrible victory
*using Hopcat switch*
everything seems normal to me

[@dylanbosley4139]

Oof in the chat for Hopcat, those spirits are hard to get

[@michaelc.brownsr4680]

Best cut-in clip ever!!
2:13

[@NinSega89]

Dude, you killed me at this part>> 2:58

[@casjp12]

Little Z: Don't let it finish it now
Jump: You mean let it end now

[@renartendo]

We needed HopCat's reaction to you using his spirits

[@sj3359]

Train a Luigi amibo named "Death" because you can teach him to do the 0-death

[@kirbylover37]

Does anyone have any footage of a Luigi amiibo doing zero to deaths consistently?

[@Dom_4357]

@@kirbylover37 You can’t teach an amiibo to combo

[@havardmj]

spirits would give him more knockback and ruin the combo

[@cjlite0210]

No no no no no no!
Name him DEATH STARE

[@cjlite0210]

@@havardmj make attack power 0

[@johngogger]

14:27 the hits synced on the music is just 🤌🤌🤌🤌

[@emeraldcaptain7226]

Hear me out here. A Little Mac amiibo who will NEVER jump, under ANY circumstances

[@Electro69420]

Description:
"Music: "
Me: ahh yes, those are REALLY good

[@anthonyrafaniello1261]

Petition for deadly spectate 4

[@thepokemondude5974]

Little z trains the good falco "me impossible perhaps the arcives are incomplete"

[@htms2855]

I love when he said "he's my child but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna beat him"
-Little Z