Two Inventors Trying To Patent the Same Invention

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  • Опубліковано 19 гру 2024

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  • @tjzambonischwartz
    @tjzambonischwartz 2 місяці тому +17441

    "Snaked by the Fudge Man" sounds like it requires an urban dictionary entry.

    • @PokeJoshNY
      @PokeJoshNY 2 місяці тому +170

      I will be adding it to my regular vocabulary

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 2 місяці тому +135

      I don’t like the potential other meanings it can have

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 2 місяці тому +31

      Or a new Carter Vail song. 😂😂

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 2 місяці тому

      @@RealBradMiller Put a little fudge under my pillow for the fudge man
      So he won't snake me down?

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 2 місяці тому +46

      @@bigbrocol1908You know those snake cams they use for colonoscopies?

  • @elliee884
    @elliee884 2 місяці тому +16137

    “I GOT A _DIVORCE_ BECAUSE OF THIS INVENTION!”
    This is so much better after the reveal of what the invention is lmfao

    • @railfansrailways7078
      @railfansrailways7078 2 місяці тому +1032

      "AND IT WAS WORTH IT"

    • @roberthayward5875
      @roberthayward5875 2 місяці тому +156

      This could and should be a movie

    • @jaysylvester7973
      @jaysylvester7973 2 місяці тому +204

      Same with being kicked out of the house at gun point

    • @vicco_
      @vicco_ 2 місяці тому +96

      "I have poured my life blood into this"

    • @mr.raphael1507
      @mr.raphael1507 2 місяці тому +54

      @@vicco_so it wasn’t just blood

  • @idk-what-im-doing
    @idk-what-im-doing 2 місяці тому +8453

    I’m starting to think that the divorce was between the two of them

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 місяці тому +256

      I also commented about half excepting an enemies to lovers situation, but it seems you thought it through a little more -- or I guess you thought of the reverse. A lovers to enemies situation?

    • @itzmehDevi
      @itzmehDevi 2 місяці тому +38

      LMAO YES

    • @hhasnohope8488
      @hhasnohope8488 2 місяці тому +40

      It’s giving enemies to lovers

    • @austincde
      @austincde 2 місяці тому +60

      😂 damn I was going to say they could have just married each other and shared the patent symbolically but the ego is too big for either one

    • @Arixandrine
      @Arixandrine 2 місяці тому

      ​@@hhasnohope8488lovers to enemies actually

  • @WrenSabre
    @WrenSabre 2 місяці тому +1646

    "I got a DIVORCE because of this invention!!"
    "So you're single?"

  • @Nemo2342
    @Nemo2342 2 місяці тому +6283

    This one really suffered from being cut down to fit as a short :(
    We're missing the two of them one-upping each other about how the government tried to stop them, and Jess' incredible closer.

    • @DocDrowsy
      @DocDrowsy 2 місяці тому +31

      What episode was this?

    • @tahmistandish9338
      @tahmistandish9338 2 місяці тому +121

      ​@@DocDrowsySeason 3 Episode 8 of Make Some Noise

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 2 місяці тому +144

      All the more reason to get a Dropout subscription.

    • @normtrooper4392
      @normtrooper4392 2 місяці тому +122

      The whole point of these shorts is to get people to buy drop out

    • @KayKayBayForever
      @KayKayBayForever 2 місяці тому +55

      Yes, and it worked for me. Don’t regret it at all.

  • @masamune2984
    @masamune2984 2 місяці тому +2897

    They actually had to invent new laws back in the day, because this actually kept happening WAY more often than you’d ever think! 😅😂

    • @katrinareads
      @katrinareads 2 місяці тому +257

      As soon as they said it, my mind went, "Not the sewing machine again!"
      (Obviously, the sewing machine thing wasn't exactly the same, but same concept nonetheless.)

    • @williamroberts2878
      @williamroberts2878 2 місяці тому +211

      The "first to file" system was created in 2012 actually. Before that, we had a "first to invent" system, where it didn't matter when you filed, so long as it was before a year after you "invented" the invention. We switched to a first to file system because it was a logistical nightmare to figure out when exactly someone invented something.

    • @sofiasantos3561
      @sofiasantos3561 2 місяці тому +46

      ​@@williamroberts2878
      True, but only in the US! Pretty much everywhere else it was always ftf.
      Still, if not, we wouldn't have this skit to thank you guys 😄

    • @noname-ow4sw
      @noname-ow4sw Місяць тому

      People.....kept trying to invent & register the "World's Smallest D!CK Su(king Machine"?

    • @joe_z
      @joe_z Місяць тому +14

      First to Invent was also responsible for the industry of "engineering notebooks", where every design you drew and note you took had to be permanently inked, signed, dated, and witnessed on the day it was written, for no reason other than to establish priority. Switching to First to File removed the need for the majority of that mumbo-jumbo.

  • @michaelthony9525
    @michaelthony9525 2 місяці тому +296

    I love when they give each other names and have to roll with it

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 2 місяці тому +389

    You just know the patent office has been entertained for years by those 2

    • @dangerface300
      @dangerface300 2 місяці тому +15

      They got a 2nd desk installed and hired a 2nd receptionist.

  • @asdfsdfsdf5114
    @asdfsdfsdf5114 2 місяці тому +189

    the delivery of "morton palasky strikes again" is PERFECT

  • @gibby9215
    @gibby9215 2 місяці тому +515

    The entire time I was waiting for the reveal of the invention...
    Did not disappoint LMAO

  • @thesnagglewolf
    @thesnagglewolf 2 місяці тому +84

    Neil Fudge is such a good name.

  • @OptimusPrime420s
    @OptimusPrime420s 2 місяці тому +81

    This feels like Key and Peele

  • @jonnnnniej
    @jonnnnniej 2 місяці тому +249

    That's it. I'm getting Dropout!

    • @lokaib
      @lokaib 2 місяці тому +20

      You will not regret it!!

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 місяці тому +15

      Is that the name of the machine?

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TPRM1 istg

    • @CorpKitten
      @CorpKitten Місяць тому +1

      It's so worth it!!!

    • @marsisgay936
      @marsisgay936 Місяць тому +1

      One of us! One of us! One of us!

  • @fridaypilot
    @fridaypilot 2 місяці тому +828

    I wouldn't be surprised if the divorce was between Palasky and Fudge, and the reason why they keep inventing the same things was because they've been married for so long they've begun to think like each other

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 місяці тому +37

      I also commented about half excepting an enemies to lovers situation, but it seems you thought it through a little more -- or I guess you thought of the reverse. A lovers to enemies situation?

    • @michaelsingh8487
      @michaelsingh8487 2 місяці тому +29

      NGL, Palasky and Fudge sounds like a great name for a company

    • @jykesss
      @jykesss 2 місяці тому +8

      #accidentallyYaoi

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan 2 місяці тому +2

      @@michaelsingh8487Or a hard-nosed cop duo who are the protags of their own TV show which later gets a movie which is much sillier in tone than its TV progenitor

  • @PlasmaPulsade
    @PlasmaPulsade 2 місяці тому +79

    I can tell this whole time they were both thinking of a good invention

  • @ddewittfulton
    @ddewittfulton 2 місяці тому +946

    It is a small machine or a machine for something small? Asking for a friend.

    • @NeoZhinzo
      @NeoZhinzo 2 місяці тому +67

      Yes...

    • @blackmusik109
      @blackmusik109 2 місяці тому +30

      I mean you could use it either way if you're brave enough

    • @peronkop
      @peronkop 2 місяці тому +10

      I am guessing were just accepting that something large can fit into something small?

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 2 місяці тому

      ​@@peronkop well "large" is a relative term. large for a p*nis is just like 8 inches. but if you had a machine that was 8 or 9 inches long then it would still be a relatively small machine

    • @TheOuroborosLoop
      @TheOuroborosLoop 2 місяці тому +5

      Does it matter? 😏

  • @bird3713
    @bird3713 2 місяці тому +80

    I was just glad that they named the invention

  • @zerozolo8981
    @zerozolo8981 2 місяці тому +27

    "And yes, I did test it!"

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge2085 2 місяці тому +37

    "Totally immoral!"

  • @dappermancer
    @dappermancer 2 місяці тому +169

    Sensing some delightfully codependent enemies to lovers here

    • @IsThisUsernameAvailable
      @IsThisUsernameAvailable 2 місяці тому +17

      It's rivals to lovers, get your dynamics right! 😠🫵🏻

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 місяці тому +4

      I commented something really similar! Glad I'm not the only one who sees the chemistry 😉

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@IsThisUsernameAvailableThe line between those two shipping dynamics can be very blurry, and it all depends on how intense the rivalry is! 😜

    • @IsThisUsernameAvailable
      @IsThisUsernameAvailable 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ArcanineEspeon it's not really that blurry when you understand the key difference, rivals persue the same objective but are competing against each other while enemies are fighting each other because each has their own personal objective. In my opinion rivals to lovers work way better since it has all the bickering and arguing without being abusive like enemies to lovers usually is

    • @aceofspades8474
      @aceofspades8474 2 місяці тому +1

      @@IsThisUsernameAvailable You’re assuming that these two aren’t constantly inventing comical weapons of destruction in attempts to destroy each other, they’re 3 seconds away from pulling out laser blasters and causing havoc in the patent office.

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 2 місяці тому +19

    The reveal makes the everything before it so much better 😭😂

  • @jaxdaax
    @jaxdaax 2 місяці тому +38

    Ross with the twist at the end again

  • @thecroc
    @thecroc 2 місяці тому +66

    Sounds like they should team up

    • @jamesmatthews291
      @jamesmatthews291 2 місяці тому +8

      Although 'Pulasky & Fudge' sounds more like an 80's crime-fighting duo! 😂

    • @skyrunner021
      @skyrunner021 2 місяці тому +1

      Or a law firm

  • @diegovargasdiego
    @diegovargasdiego 2 місяці тому +123

    Totally immoral

  • @BENI-ye4nx
    @BENI-ye4nx 2 місяці тому +13

    Holy shit, is this the funniest episode of make some noise ever?? Every single clip is a fucking banger!

  • @xpydrr
    @xpydrr 2 місяці тому +11

    This feels like a perfect key&peele skit😂

  • @hreade8772
    @hreade8772 Місяць тому +2

    Morton and Niel are the perfect names 😂😂😂

  • @artyjnrii
    @artyjnrii 2 місяці тому +5

    And if you keep the camera rolling, Thomas Edison turns up and files the patent before either of them.

  • @thecompanioncube4211
    @thecompanioncube4211 2 місяці тому +6

    Patenting of Telephone lined up pretty well with the reaction till the end

  • @aaronstark5060
    @aaronstark5060 Місяць тому +2

    I definitely do NOT want to “get snaked by the Fudgeman.”

  • @smashertron
    @smashertron 2 місяці тому +21

    I was expecting Tesla vs. Edison from the prompt

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 2 місяці тому +1

      The prompt got me thinking Newton and Leibniz. Not sure how you patent Calculus though

  • @thomasgowin2038
    @thomasgowin2038 Місяць тому +2

    It then became the dyson hand vaccum.

  • @ThunderTaker1215
    @ThunderTaker1215 2 місяці тому +12

    Anyone else wanting them to kiss at the end?

  • @pseudotasuki
    @pseudotasuki 2 місяці тому +3

    Two inventors who should work together.

  • @Jomali
    @Jomali 2 місяці тому +1

    Morton Pulaski would later secretly return to the office to trademark "snaked by the fudge man"

  • @Tim2TurntUp
    @Tim2TurntUp 2 місяці тому +9

    Was not expecting that ending.

  • @taters7036
    @taters7036 2 місяці тому +5

    maybe the invention wasn’t the only reason for that divorce

  • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
    @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 2 місяці тому +1

    It makes sense that someone who says "snaked by the fudge man" would be the inventor of such a machine.

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 2 місяці тому +15

    these two could collaborate instead and get twice the effectiveness.

    • @Keshire
      @Keshire 2 місяці тому +6

      A hole on both sides? Oooh, you mean collaborate on research.

    • @lastnamefirstname8655
      @lastnamefirstname8655 2 місяці тому

      @@Keshire "yes".

    • @hrmmmmm
      @hrmmmmm 2 місяці тому

      @@Keshire chinese finger trap backstory

  • @YvonTripper
    @YvonTripper 2 місяці тому +1

    I bet Einstein was all like "Oh no, not these two idiots again. That's it: I'm going into physics."

  • @meino6465
    @meino6465 2 місяці тому +3

    Was really hoping they'd make a joke about how if fudge got the pattent they'd have to name it "the fudger" or something😂

  • @PixxieHart
    @PixxieHart 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m waiting for the rivals to lovers novel

  • @JonJaehnert
    @JonJaehnert 2 місяці тому +3

    This feels like a key and peele skit that should have been

  • @Thefess
    @Thefess Місяць тому +1

    They just made a key and peele skit

  • @oliviamurphy9482
    @oliviamurphy9482 2 місяці тому +1

    Geoff will always murder me with his delivery omg

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how they dance around what the device actually is until Ross comes out with _that_

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord1 2 місяці тому +40

    Neil Fudge is gonna fudge Morton Palasky up in the end though

  • @medzards
    @medzards Місяць тому

    The prompts are just so good

  • @8Robba
    @8Robba 16 днів тому

    I applaud the Finish with the invention reveal!

  • @BlackCanary87
    @BlackCanary87 2 місяці тому +8

    At least they didn’t create the Torment Nexus?

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 2 місяці тому +5

      From the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create the Torment Nexus?

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@vijayanand6650 can't wait to drop out of college and start my tech startup to create the Torment Nexus.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 місяці тому +1

    File a joint patent.

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 Місяць тому

    If they weren't such petty rivals, they could have probably cosigned the pattent

  • @fulviopontarollo2952
    @fulviopontarollo2952 2 місяці тому +2

    Are you _certain_ that only the life blood was poured into the machine, yes?

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross149 Місяць тому

    Ross needs to hit it big. He is a monster.talent

  • @TheArtOfBeingANerd
    @TheArtOfBeingANerd Місяць тому +1

    Leibniz and Newton be like

  • @thatoneredgirl
    @thatoneredgirl 29 днів тому

    It's always the part at the end that gets me lol

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 2 місяці тому +6

    Just so unhinged

  • @Orto4956
    @Orto4956 Місяць тому

    I don’t particularly love the implications of the phrase: "You’re about to get snaked by the Fudge man."

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Місяць тому

    Niel Fudge is such an inventor name

  • @jonnnnniej
    @jonnnnniej 2 місяці тому

    Literally every sentence of this topped the one before, perfection!

  • @TDragonus
    @TDragonus 2 місяці тому

    I just can't believe these clips are free

  • @rowybowie
    @rowybowie 2 місяці тому

    I was expecting a meet-cute but this was incredible

  • @OlofPalm3
    @OlofPalm3 2 місяці тому

    should've ended with a "rock, paper scissors, like usual?"

  • @insertname5371
    @insertname5371 2 місяці тому +1

    My headcannon is the spouse they divorce was each other

  • @giga-ratsey1420
    @giga-ratsey1420 2 місяці тому

    I thought it’d be them in a line like, “so what did you invent?” And it’s just a back and forth between, “NO, I invented it”

  • @ClaraBell3452
    @ClaraBell3452 21 годину тому

    I would watch a movie about these guys 😂

  • @TristaGorringe-e1v
    @TristaGorringe-e1v 2 місяці тому

    SCREAMING at this one 😂😂😂😂

  • @jessievecchio
    @jessievecchio 2 місяці тому

    They killed it, this was so funny.

  • @jonnnnniej
    @jonnnnniej 2 місяці тому

    This one is going straight into the rare funny video file! 😂

  • @dorgly8951
    @dorgly8951 2 місяці тому

    Was hoping they were gonna play this subtly, like one holding the door open for the other then slowly realising as they were in the queue

  • @AntonWongVideo
    @AntonWongVideo 2 місяці тому

    I'm so excited for the upload limit on YT Shorts to be extended to 3min!!
    People NEED to know what the invention was!

  • @jakeb3779
    @jakeb3779 Місяць тому

    Dude my grandpas name is literally Neil Fudge that caught me so off guard

  • @sokkastic_puns
    @sokkastic_puns Місяць тому

    they just need to makeout and become business partners

  • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
    @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 19 днів тому

    I would watch a whole show about Morton Palansky and Neil Fudge

  • @davidbigboutay782
    @davidbigboutay782 Місяць тому

    That prompt made me immediately think of the old cardgame US Patent No. 1, where time travelers compete to to be the first one to patent the time machine.

  • @blitz7488
    @blitz7488 2 місяці тому

    Thomas edison and his telegram machine straight to the patent office

  • @MasterlessVagrant
    @MasterlessVagrant 2 місяці тому

    That divorce line was a perfect layup for them being an ex couple. Would’ve worked great with the punchline too

  • @fdajax5107
    @fdajax5107 2 місяці тому

    The best joke in this, is that this has happened before lmao

  • @graytlo
    @graytlo 2 місяці тому

    I love how every skit this episode, Jess has to move to the side because she’s in the middle and they’re gonna use the WHOLE space

  • @colapilled
    @colapilled 2 місяці тому +2

    another win for trans guys globally

  • @richardw1043
    @richardw1043 2 місяці тому

    Ok, this is the best one yet

  • @lukeamparo6586
    @lukeamparo6586 2 місяці тому

    When Bad Dragon and Adam & Eve meet at the patent office:

  • @pinkysistamb
    @pinkysistamb 2 місяці тому

    I love how this escalated, then devolved into utter nonsense. Great chemistry😂

  • @multigrandmarquis
    @multigrandmarquis Місяць тому

    Palasky and Fudge sounds like a company name

  • @OniyunYun
    @OniyunYun 2 місяці тому

    parallel thinking. a Dennis the menace kinda deal

  • @ludimiloja1536
    @ludimiloja1536 15 днів тому

    marconi and tesla fighting over who made the radio first:

  • @BMBrooks09
    @BMBrooks09 2 місяці тому +1

    The gay romance I want to see this summer

  • @green_dragon_knight
    @green_dragon_knight 24 дні тому

    One of them incidentally invented a Time Machine that he hasn’t patented yet just to one up his rival on the other patents

  • @Jimmy_Buckets777
    @Jimmy_Buckets777 2 місяці тому

    How did I know it was gonna be some weird sex thing just from the prompt, I’m psychic and this is GOLD

  • @beccaowl7452
    @beccaowl7452 27 днів тому

    Plot twist it’s actually an enemies -> lovers Hallmark Holiday Movie for Pride Month

  • @haydenhouts
    @haydenhouts 2 місяці тому

    I need a tv show! Now!

  • @UncleMortWasHere
    @UncleMortWasHere 2 місяці тому

    “ “Totally” “immoral” “ 😂

  • @nooneimportant8991
    @nooneimportant8991 2 місяці тому

    This is like watching an episode of Suits

  • @pogev7753
    @pogev7753 2 місяці тому

    I got a divorce sounded like tom hanks

  • @Raxerm
    @Raxerm 2 місяці тому

    Whoever patents this is gonna be swimming in yen.

  • @kiarariley1607
    @kiarariley1607 2 місяці тому

    The begining felt very Brookline 99 core

  • @jennifermax2927
    @jennifermax2927 2 місяці тому

    Anyone else see Ross' IBS medication ad yet? Good for him!

  • @lmhfl11
    @lmhfl11 2 місяці тому

    This made me think of when those two dudes both created a synthetic ultramarine colour at the same time. Happens pretty often

  • @raekell
    @raekell 2 місяці тому

    It didn't seem very small when he put it on the podium lolll

  • @Riwelleth
    @Riwelleth Місяць тому

    certified Jára Cimrman moment