The Phalanx CIWS - The US Navy's deadly R2D2

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  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 3 роки тому +1792

    "So, the Vulcan is basically a deadly motorized Gatling gun?"
    "Yes, but there is also the neck pinch."

    • @77trashman
      @77trashman 3 роки тому +14

      Haaaaa, i see what you did there.

    • @ajm2872
      @ajm2872 3 роки тому +7

      I understood that reference 🖖🏻

    • @nooneofconsequence884
      @nooneofconsequence884 3 роки тому +9

      Aha another man of culture. Well played well played

    • @marcello7781
      @marcello7781 3 роки тому +4

      Richard Gatling would be proud of it.

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 3 роки тому +12

      "No, No you need to do it at the base of the neck, right here"
      *pinch*
      "Thanks"

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 3 роки тому +2242

    R2D2: Hey girl wanna come over for some beep brrrtt and chill?
    A10 Warthog: Sure on my way
    9 months later:

    • @loyala.9322
      @loyala.9322 3 роки тому +219

      And this kids is why we use “safety”

    • @michaelchristy5652
      @michaelchristy5652 3 роки тому +32

      Exactly

    • @GR-rx7zq
      @GR-rx7zq 3 роки тому +82

      @@loyala.9322 protection? Or do you mean safety because it's a gun joke?

    • @loyala.9322
      @loyala.9322 3 роки тому +70

      @@GR-rx7zq Both.

    • @GR-rx7zq
      @GR-rx7zq 3 роки тому +29

      @@loyala.9322 alright

  • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
    @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 роки тому +1529

    "Freedom isn't always free, sometimes it costs 12 million dollars"

    • @LALopezWei
      @LALopezWei 3 роки тому +16

      Underrated comment.

    • @soup6381
      @soup6381 3 роки тому +18

      Freedom is now just dom now

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 3 роки тому +7

      One on the port side and one on the starboard side . Or maybe one forward and one aft , depending on the class of ship . = $24 million . Figure in the price of ordnance and training of the gunners , and the price climbs . My CG had them mounted port and starboard.

    • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
      @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 роки тому +4

      @@victorwaddell6530 does the CIWS sound like BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT When it fires?

    • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
      @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 роки тому +1

      @@soup6381 is very good joke

  • @DeadlySkill15
    @DeadlySkill15 3 роки тому +472

    The design teams thought process: “I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet”

  • @yowlolstfu6759
    @yowlolstfu6759 3 роки тому +603

    “Sir there are tourists riding a banana boat in our visuals”
    “Shoot them”
    “But Sir….”
    “Private, we did not spend *12 million dollars* to not shoot”

    • @angelshot9264
      @angelshot9264 3 роки тому +51

      sailors: who let privates onto our ships???

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 3 роки тому +22

      @@angelshot9264 lolz.
      Maybe the People's Liberation Army Navy?

    • @elbolainas4174
      @elbolainas4174 3 роки тому +16

      @@angelshot9264 someone forgot to hide the crayons

    • @bytesizedkidgamer
      @bytesizedkidgamer 3 роки тому +8

      As a naval warfare system operator, this whole text makes me laugh cause that's not how we report. And there's no privates on board. But really funny though hahaha

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 3 роки тому +5

      @@angelshot9264 The marines probably

  • @comradepivot4570
    @comradepivot4570 3 роки тому +1134

    The animations is just getting good, the CIWS looks sick. So detailed

  • @R3d_D3ad
    @R3d_D3ad 3 роки тому +1249

    "Private"
    "Yes sir"
    "You see that boat over there"
    "Yes"
    "That's the problem"

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 3 роки тому +44

      Yes sir. Target locked on and acquire sir.

    • @liquidpanther5613
      @liquidpanther5613 3 роки тому +51

      The enemy crew: “Jesus Christ it’s R2D2”

    • @dreamingflurry2729
      @dreamingflurry2729 3 роки тому +34

      Seaman - the Navy doesn't use Army/Air-Force or Marine-Corps ranks ;)

    • @rlevy13
      @rlevy13 3 роки тому +7

      Thought he'll explain the shooting pattern. It'll target the object and make a shrinking square until target is gone

    • @deltaanimations7720
      @deltaanimations7720 3 роки тому +13

      "Turn it into Swiss cheese"

  • @BapyTheSnowman
    @BapyTheSnowman 3 роки тому +639

    Knowing that R2D2 once eradicated an entire Star Destroyer’s crew to save C3PO, the title is quite accurate

    • @ordotectonicus8585
      @ordotectonicus8585 3 роки тому +28

      Clone wars r2 d2 is elite

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 роки тому +8

      I remember that comic, I love the part that rd2d fools the two teams of stormtroopers and make them fight each other

    • @CoolNinja925
      @CoolNinja925 3 роки тому +7

      I read the title as RDR2 (Red Dead Redemption 2) 🤣

    • @badgermcbadger1968
      @badgermcbadger1968 3 роки тому +1

      @@CoolNinja925 same

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 3 роки тому +1

      That makes him sound comically overpowered.

  • @filipgolonka3758
    @filipgolonka3758 3 роки тому +546

    "It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds."

    • @AxellMorren
      @AxellMorren 3 роки тому +21

      I played to COD campaign too much. I thought this is one of the War Quotes or others

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 3 роки тому +37

      @@AxellMorren its TF2

    • @AxellMorren
      @AxellMorren 3 роки тому +11

      @@bravo6959 I know. Just confused, because Ive been practicing a lot in Mile High Club Veteran

    • @delpedrob6994
      @delpedrob6994 3 роки тому +7

      I fear no man..

    • @filipgolonka3758
      @filipgolonka3758 3 роки тому +9

      @@delpedrob6994 But that thing... It scares me.

  • @patrickwheatley2693
    @patrickwheatley2693 3 роки тому +135

    Here's an interesting fact: when they installed the CIWS on the Iowa class Battleships, they initially had issues with the concussion force of the 16 inch guns knocking out the Phalanx.

    • @andreakaruniawan335
      @andreakaruniawan335 3 роки тому +3

      So the question is, does they Still install the AA like CIWS?

    • @angelofthedead1886
      @angelofthedead1886 3 роки тому +1

      They didn’t bolt it well.

    • @chr0min0id
      @chr0min0id 3 роки тому +2

      @@andreakaruniawan335 I believe that CWIS is the only main “AA” gun on American ships. Enemy planes and helicopters probably would be vaporized by the nearby carrier wing before they could even get close enough to the CWIS range. Im sure there’s some boats that have trainable guns like WW2 style AA, but I think those would be reserved for small nearby targets like pirates.

    • @TheTrueAdept
      @TheTrueAdept 2 роки тому +2

      @@chr0min0id AA guns were replaced by SAMs after the Terrier series (which would become the Standard series) was introduced.

  • @imonlyamanandiwilldiesomed4406
    @imonlyamanandiwilldiesomed4406 3 роки тому +745

    "She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute, costing four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds" -Heavy

    • @GR-rx7zq
      @GR-rx7zq 3 роки тому +11

      Brother?

    • @superstarplayer4139
      @superstarplayer4139 3 роки тому +69

      “Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe”

    • @FireBlaze-kk1ls
      @FireBlaze-kk1ls 3 роки тому +70

      @@superstarplayer4139 “ I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart *_bullet._* “

    • @musicman3351
      @musicman3351 3 роки тому +11

      *yells in Russian*

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 роки тому +15

      Now that they've covered this American peashooter, I'd like to see them cover the Soviet Kashtan "CIWS"

  • @chrislaurent1137
    @chrislaurent1137 3 роки тому +399

    Imagine R2 packing this much firepower during the assault on the Death Star. The Empire would be gone in a few minutes

    • @gamingismynation1562
      @gamingismynation1562 3 роки тому +17

      ~r2d2 noise's~ brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @a_random_custodes
      @a_random_custodes 3 роки тому +9

      @@gamingismynation1562 hehe rd-d2 gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @fawzigramajo
      @fawzigramajo 3 роки тому +6

      Empire goes bye bye

    • @CompuTer5-15
      @CompuTer5-15 3 роки тому +7

      Might finally have a kill count to rival Chopper’s

    • @WeavesDehehe
      @WeavesDehehe 3 роки тому +3

      You mean seconds?

  • @robertchurch5646
    @robertchurch5646 3 роки тому +429

    I was a CIWS tech back in the early 2010’s and the video is pretty accurate. Made my day to watch it. Didn’t mention that the darn things have more maintenance than some vehicles do. A lot of memories came back to me being stuck inside of one, covered in grease and oil, repairing and maintaining the equipment. I would love to see a video on ship classes, especially of LHDs. Wonderful video, keep up the good work!

    • @cgmason7568
      @cgmason7568 3 роки тому +6

      FT?

    • @bishopking6266
      @bishopking6266 3 роки тому +17

      @@cgmason7568 pretty sure he is an FC CWIS tech, also not gonna lie CWIS is pretty loud as it's right under the bridge on the DDGs but not as loud as the 5inch gun

    • @robertchurch5646
      @robertchurch5646 3 роки тому +11

      @@cgmason7568 FC (Fire Controlman)

    • @robertchurch5646
      @robertchurch5646 3 роки тому +6

      @@tachyonhummingbird1107 thank you, I appreciate it.

    • @cgmason7568
      @cgmason7568 3 роки тому +3

      @@robertchurch5646 would be my second guess lol

  • @starwarsstudio100
    @starwarsstudio100 3 роки тому +87

    8:33. *''Elizabeth, what are doing up there?''*

    • @tmtportfolio
      @tmtportfolio 3 роки тому +5

      Elizabeth!!

    • @nathanjacob4586
      @nathanjacob4586 3 роки тому +7

      ah yes, people of culture

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 3 роки тому +12

      Possibility, Elizabeth spying on the Shinsegumi.
      Or this just it’s part-time employment.

    • @arm0ur_099
      @arm0ur_099 3 роки тому +2

      Elizabeth raises sign wich reads: "brrrrrr" and opens fire

    • @Hi-di8cz
      @Hi-di8cz 3 роки тому +1

      Hi

  • @princebasaya950
    @princebasaya950 3 роки тому +88

    The fact that CIWS is a part of 'Star Wars' program of Reagan and its R2D2 shape makes all sense.

  • @nguyenduyphuc3924
    @nguyenduyphuc3924 3 роки тому +401

    When someone took the term “melt your enemies” too literally.

    • @bagel4944
      @bagel4944 3 роки тому +16

      Good soldiers follow orders

    • @yellowplate4539
      @yellowplate4539 3 роки тому +3

      More like make your enemies into Swiss cheese

    • @marcuspoosz2190
      @marcuspoosz2190 3 роки тому +1

      @@yellowplate4539 Molten swiss cheese that is

    • @Sigelisvigel
      @Sigelisvigel 3 роки тому

      Mowing completed

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 роки тому +147

    *Something has molecular integrity*
    *Phalanx CIWS:* _"And I took that personally..."_

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 3 роки тому +1947

    Ace Combat 7 veterans: "Ugh, THIS annoying little thing."

    • @LtViper
      @LtViper 3 роки тому +123

      _cries in no hit run_

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 роки тому +105

      *Laughs in F-22 loaded with XSDB*

    • @tristinjudd2595
      @tristinjudd2595 3 роки тому +56

      Laughs in A-10

    • @nickfury1279
      @nickfury1279 3 роки тому +58

      @@LtViper oof, don’t even get me started on the Aegis Ashore in Farbanti

    • @judgedredd1399
      @judgedredd1399 3 роки тому +15

      Laughs in mad lad Sopwith Camel.

  • @colbyphillips7039
    @colbyphillips7039 3 роки тому +168

    Basically this is when R2D2 decides he's had enough.

    • @flux_switch25
      @flux_switch25 3 роки тому +8

      In other words, our pal TK-207 is screwed

    • @LSTNSCRFN
      @LSTNSCRFN 3 роки тому +2

      @@flux_switch25 no TK 421 would be screwed 😂

    • @LSTNSCRFN
      @LSTNSCRFN 3 роки тому +6

      When Chopper decides screw it and starts the killing spree

    • @flux_switch25
      @flux_switch25 3 роки тому +2

      @@LSTNSCRFN lmao

    • @WolfeSaber
      @WolfeSaber 3 роки тому +3

      He just becomes an Autobot.

  • @Bayoll
    @Bayoll 3 роки тому +235

    "Talk softly and carry a big stick"
    The US never talks softly, they just carry a big stick

    • @daltonkellebrew2236
      @daltonkellebrew2236 3 роки тому +24

      Don’t have to speak softly if you always carry the biggest stick. With a stick of dynamite taped to the end.

    • @KBP2023
      @KBP2023 3 роки тому +4

      @@daltonkellebrew2236 with a stick of dynamite? NO! A GIGANTIC STICK WITH A NUKE!

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 3 роки тому +9

      Compared to the rhetoric of some other nations yeah i'd say they at least speak softly, don't always ACT it where they ought to though

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 роки тому +1

      (Navy is gay joke and referencing "carry a big stick)

    • @Daidan0
      @Daidan0 3 роки тому

      more like the united states grabbed the biggest stick it could find and then proceeded to not only carry it but speak as loudly as possible, with a megaphone through a PA system

  • @krtinja3dprinting759
    @krtinja3dprinting759 3 роки тому +416

    Other ship defense systems: Toothbrushes
    This: electric toothbrush

    • @The-Floor.
      @The-Floor. 3 роки тому +3

      Cool

    • @comert89
      @comert89 3 роки тому +2

      Do you want a guy infected with pestilence.

    • @reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757
      @reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 3 роки тому +1

      @@comert89 no plz no

    • @comert89
      @comert89 3 роки тому

      @@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 why?

    • @krtinja3dprinting759
      @krtinja3dprinting759 3 роки тому +2

      @@comert89 I just don't want Doctor Bright near me anymore, what do you think, why am i chad?

  • @americaismycity6914
    @americaismycity6914 3 роки тому +213

    The true “say hello to my little friend”

    • @vergilcool
      @vergilcool 3 роки тому

      WORD, when u accidentally fired a rocket on the ship, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 роки тому

      I thought it was T250, a 37mm 6 barrel gatling gun.

  • @Evandarlingisdaddy
    @Evandarlingisdaddy 3 роки тому +596

    When the pilot gets hit by this he’s no longer in a plane, but “Skywalking”

  • @SleepyOcto
    @SleepyOcto 3 роки тому +19

    My favorite story about the ciws is when they were doing weapons testing with a block 1b and had a glider target being pulled by a rope, it successfully engaged the glider, but continued to track and fire on the guiding rope and followed it's length back to the plane forcing the pilot to eject when it blew out his engines. So yeah these babies have some amazing tracking capabilities!

  • @GlitchedBlox
    @GlitchedBlox 3 роки тому +135

    "Spock, is that you?"
    "Yes, Captain."
    "Where are you, Spock?"
    "It appears that i have turned into a M61 Vulcan Rotary Gun onboard the USS Cole, but i do not know where my presence is."

    • @curtiss4013
      @curtiss4013 3 роки тому +1

      Why did you pick the Cole?

    • @andrewhoback1080
      @andrewhoback1080 3 роки тому +1

      @Raider PrimusWhen has it needed too?

    • @landlordsmustgo
      @landlordsmustgo 3 роки тому

      @Daniel Wong Jesus man relax he was just asking a question

  • @blizzardfog9501
    @blizzardfog9501 3 роки тому +271

    Missile:* approches*
    Ciw: *quickly turns around* useless useless uselesss!

    • @vvvppp6021
      @vvvppp6021 3 роки тому +23

      Is that a Jojo's reference?

    • @blizzardfog9501
      @blizzardfog9501 3 роки тому +10

      @@vvvppp6021 it is

    • @FireBlaze-kk1ls
      @FireBlaze-kk1ls 3 роки тому +9

      *_Cue The World sadly muttering Muda whilst turning away_*

    • @NautilusSSN571
      @NautilusSSN571 3 роки тому +10

      The virgin "useless" fan, vs the Chad "MUDA" enjoyer.

    • @NotSaddamHussein
      @NotSaddamHussein 3 роки тому +10

      pathethic, this whole "virgin" and enjoyer, like guys can we stop with this stupid meme already? its nothing but cringe, not to mention ....
      YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

  • @matthewnguyen5325
    @matthewnguyen5325 3 роки тому +195

    Imagine if it actually had R2D2's screech as its sound
    *"Sir! Multiple bogey's inbound!"*
    *_muffled_** REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @Mika-ph6ku
      @Mika-ph6ku 3 роки тому +5

      It probably does when the turret swivels

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 3 роки тому +186

    The sound these things make when firing was once described to me as sounding like “a very angry lawnmower”

    • @benn454
      @benn454 3 роки тому +12

      Shoulda stayed off its lawn.

    • @comert89
      @comert89 3 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @comert89
      @comert89 3 роки тому

      @@benn454 or it will detonate or destroy you

    • @dcamp671
      @dcamp671 3 роки тому +1

      Most apt that I’ve heard.

    • @toenailmuncher0772
      @toenailmuncher0772 3 роки тому

      Or the A-10 on crack

  • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
    @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 3 роки тому +246

    World: How many guns do Americans need?
    Americans: All of the guns.

  • @PhightKlips1111
    @PhightKlips1111 3 роки тому +32

    “Sir we are approaching an enemy AA gun”
    “OH GOD ITS AN R2D2”

  • @Joseph_Stalin1940
    @Joseph_Stalin1940 3 роки тому +426

    Everyone's gangsta until R2D2 Gets a machinegun.

  • @Doyle-
    @Doyle- 3 роки тому +66

    US Navy: "you see that little boat right there, i don't wonna see it anymore"

  • @khalydawg6600
    @khalydawg6600 3 роки тому +101

    I love Simple history because it is what is says on the tin, making history simple

  • @maltainu3621
    @maltainu3621 3 роки тому +84

    "We need something to help us protect from anti ship missiles, any ideas?"
    *haha big boolet go brrrrr*

    • @lc9072
      @lc9072 3 роки тому

      "Depleted uranium rounds fired so fucking fast via radar" .....and? That's it. Radar aims, bullets shoot, missile die.

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 3 роки тому

      " i have a suggestion.....why don't we make a trigger happy version of R2D2?"

  • @Pyro-et9vs
    @Pyro-et9vs 3 роки тому +53

    Usa: how many bullets would you like
    Phalanx: *YES*

  • @d_o_u_g_h_n_u_t8063
    @d_o_u_g_h_n_u_t8063 3 роки тому +63

    Gunboat: Haha we have missiles
    Spicy R2D2: Hahaha spinny straws go brrrrrttttt

    • @GeistView
      @GeistView 3 роки тому +1

      Surface mode FTFW.

  • @chriskopp1361
    @chriskopp1361 3 роки тому +32

    Thing: exists
    Ciws: I'm gonna stop you right there.

  • @willcarter9712
    @willcarter9712 3 роки тому +177

    Imagine if someone made a scaled down version to take down flies and mosquitoes lol.

    • @camrenstevens317
      @camrenstevens317 3 роки тому +43

      You might be onto something

    • @EnclaveSOC-102
      @EnclaveSOC-102 3 роки тому +37

      *The U.S. Department of Defense wants to know your location.*

    • @raptordt1991
      @raptordt1991 3 роки тому +10

      I never knew I needed something so badly in my life. As a Floridian, shut up and take my money 😂

    • @ussenteprise3517
      @ussenteprise3517 3 роки тому +7

      That guy would be a billionare

    • @nguyenduyphuc3924
      @nguyenduyphuc3924 3 роки тому +5

      Shut up and take all of my life savings

  • @atlasdusk6341
    @atlasdusk6341 3 роки тому +55

    No one:
    R2d2's deadly cousin: *begone from this town or never be found*

  • @TyHever
    @TyHever 3 роки тому +81

    Could you do a history of “war dogs” starting from the Roman Empire with the use of their Molossian all the way to modern dogs with the US Army

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot 3 роки тому +62

    “Deadly R2D2.” Now I’m just imagining R2D2 screaming whenever this thing fires.

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 3 роки тому +2

      Me too!😎🤘

    • @buklau837
      @buklau837 3 роки тому +1

      R2D2 is pretty deadly whenever someone like Imperials capture his buddy C3PO

    • @timothywarren3748
      @timothywarren3748 3 роки тому +6

      You really gotta send that what you said to military newspaper stars and stripes

  • @JimboShogun0686
    @JimboShogun0686 3 роки тому +32

    The artwork at the end makes the CIWS look like Elizabeth from Gintama

  • @JHa-se7or
    @JHa-se7or 3 роки тому +14

    We called it R2D2 with a hard-on. Fun fact, its said that the fire control system particularly targets the heads of occupants in small craft.

  • @slyngn7847
    @slyngn7847 3 роки тому +10

    8:32 Katsura must have stolen another ship.
    The fact that they put a Gintama ref is so great.

    • @theta614
      @theta614 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao I had to make sure I wasnt the only one who noticed

  • @u.nforcesalx9892
    @u.nforcesalx9892 3 роки тому +13

    "Hey little man, How's it going?"
    "INCOMING INCOMING INCOMING, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
    "ye"

  • @NathanDStangl
    @NathanDStangl 3 роки тому +27

    Had those installed on the base I was at in Iraq, land base ones were called CRAM’s, and they decided to test fire them at night, while most of the base was asleep, without telling anyone. Underwear, and beds, were soiled. Never knew I could scream that high of a pitch.

    • @NathanDStangl
      @NathanDStangl 3 роки тому +6

      They’re also very, very loud.

    • @decayingsun5798
      @decayingsun5798 3 роки тому +4

      Had one on my destroyer. It's three decks above where all the weapons/combat guys sleep and it shakes every rack in the damn place when it goes off.

    • @NathanDStangl
      @NathanDStangl 3 роки тому

      @@decayingsun5798 Lovely, lol

    • @ryanmartin4602
      @ryanmartin4602 Рік тому +1

      Had three on my ship. I was a safety Observer for calibration firing a few times. From 10ft away Double hearing protection had little effect as the sound was penetrating my skull and it felt like I was being punched in the chest 75x per second. Still wouldn't have missed it for the world.

  • @kingkermit7323
    @kingkermit7323 3 роки тому +84

    "Someday dad I'll be just like you and have a golden robot for a friend."

  • @bcajma12
    @bcajma12 3 роки тому +8

    8:32 "Hey, Gintama! I understood that reference."

  • @shinodamasaru7945
    @shinodamasaru7945 3 роки тому +8

    The ending got me.
    Elizabeth-chan, da heck are you doing here?

  • @thejanusproject32
    @thejanusproject32 3 роки тому +24

    I just saw a few of these in the recent movie "The Tomorrow War", what an absolute freakin beast.
    legit.

  • @generic_username0
    @generic_username0 3 роки тому +110

    Can’t wait til the army has robots so we can call them chad c3po

    • @randyhill1492
      @randyhill1492 3 роки тому +6

      We had something similar around our bases in Iraq and Afghanistan, look up C-RAM.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 3 роки тому

      I think he was thinking of something similar to humanoid robot.

    • @generic_username0
      @generic_username0 3 роки тому +1

      @@AlexSDU yeah like those sci fi movies

    • @MaggotExplosion6469
      @MaggotExplosion6469 3 роки тому +1

      More like b1 battle droid

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 3 роки тому

      @@MaggotExplosion6469 or Droidekas. They see it rolling...

  • @Minong_Manitou_Mishepeshu
    @Minong_Manitou_Mishepeshu 3 роки тому +54

    Make one with an automatic 12 gauge using an old car's air ride suspension. Have a reinforced concrete structure instead of steel. Use a couple cell phones for guidance and tracking. $1200 USD price point.

  • @depressedbrownsfanisgettin5551
    @depressedbrownsfanisgettin5551 3 роки тому +68

    A collaboration of the Federation, the Rebel alliance, and the US military.

    • @artificerdrachen6908
      @artificerdrachen6908 3 роки тому +3

      To be honest, given how most Imperial fighters have no shields/weak armor and how they fight, a CIWS would be pretty good at countering them.

    • @cringe-gamer7507
      @cringe-gamer7507 3 роки тому

      @@artificerdrachen6908 Seeing to be a Star Wars addict and a history addict.I agree

  • @juswa2380
    @juswa2380 3 роки тому +9

    "Private"
    "Yes Sir"
    "You see that plane over there?"
    "Why Sir"
    *"I don't want to"*

  • @rsookchand919
    @rsookchand919 3 роки тому +40

    They call it the navy's R2D2. Imagine if an astromech was armed like this on the back of an X-Wing or Y-Wing

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 3 роки тому +6

      *RIP TIE fighters*

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 3 роки тому +4

      While we're on the topic of sci-fi, the writers of The Expanse used the CIWS as inspiration for the Perimeter Defence Cannons used on the UN and Martian Navy vessels.
      Great series which doesn't get nearly as much recognition as it deserves.

    • @rsookchand919
      @rsookchand919 3 роки тому +2

      @@residentelect that sounds lit af is it a recent book?

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 3 роки тому +2

      @@rsookchand919
      It was originally a series of novels by James S.A. Corey and adapted for TV, streaming on Amazon Prime (but you can find it elsewhere 🏴‍☠️)
      I'm not a huge sci-fi fan, but I got into the novels and then the Amazon series because it's "realistic" in the sense that humans haven't explored the out reaches of the known universe, they have only colonised the moon, Mars and other moons etc within our solar system, which are mined for minerals and ores to keep Earth alive.
      The ships are basically akin to conventional navy frigates, destroyers and cruisers which still fire guided missles/torpedoes and auto-cannons across vast distances instead of having large-scale dogfights between small fighters and bombers like you see in Star Wars etc.
      What I like best of all is how it accurately portrays the strain of prolonged space travel or being born off-planet upon the human anatomy. For example, the Martian Marine Corps are all physically superior to their cousins on Earth due to them being raised in the harsher gravity of the terraformed Martian surface, but when they arrive on Earth they struggle with it's weaker gravity, the concentration of oxygen and the tidal horizons etc, as they have never experienced oceans on Mars.
      Conversely, those born on "The Belt" which is a series of minor planets and moons used for mining are tall, thin and physically weaker due to the very weak gravity and low oxygen concentration of their settlements.
      Its not woke, no hidden agendas, nobody is placed on a pedestal. Its a mixed race and mixed gender cast but they are all believable characters with their own flaws, weaknesses, skills, personalities and interesting back stories.
      Search YT for some of the UN and Martian/Belter battles and you'll see what I mean about the realism 👍
      Edit: There are no aliens as such, or sophisticated androids, which also makes it rar more realistic.

    • @rsookchand919
      @rsookchand919 3 роки тому +2

      @@residentelect sounds interesting. Will def check it out

  • @wert1234576
    @wert1234576 3 роки тому +48

    "It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds." - US Navy

    • @joshuabessire9169
      @joshuabessire9169 3 роки тому +9

      Cheaper than a new ship.

    • @jakeweberzwier8655
      @jakeweberzwier8655 3 роки тому +4

      Some people may outsmart me... maybe....maybe
      ...but I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet

    • @kreb7
      @kreb7 3 роки тому +3

      How much a missile costs about a million and more important how much a ship costs A frigate fully loaded goes fo about 500 m to 800 m. I'm not sure you need to fire for 12 seconds to get the missile down.

    • @ariqasadam199
      @ariqasadam199 3 роки тому

      @@kreb7 that thing is not that accurate

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 3 роки тому

      @@AndenMowe-hh5qk It's a TF2 reference.

  • @halrold7369
    @halrold7369 3 роки тому +27

    American military innovation since the end of WW2: Haha gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @Justin-cw7zf
    @Justin-cw7zf 3 роки тому +25

    R2 had enough of watching his friends suffer

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 3 роки тому +76

    “NOW IS COWARD KEELING TIME!”
    -The phalanx probably

  • @ThGaming69
    @ThGaming69 3 роки тому +12

    8:40 Wow, didn't expect to see Elizabeth in this channel XD

  • @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r
    @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r 3 роки тому +22

    I know I can't be the only one that noticed the animation quality has improved in this video

  • @animalmother5902
    @animalmother5902 3 роки тому +42

    “Go get em R2D2”

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 3 роки тому +5

      *Fucking murders all*
      Umm... Goo- Good job R2. Please dont hurt us.

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 3 роки тому

      **INTENSE BEEP BOOP**

  • @rolandmclovin1499
    @rolandmclovin1499 3 роки тому +16

    8:33 R2D2 ja nai! Elizabeth da!

  • @jaydenloo7899
    @jaydenloo7899 3 роки тому +2

    Been enjoying your educational contents for 3 years now. As a Navy Reservist, keep up with more contents on modern Navy arsenals!

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 3 роки тому +23

    It's even cooler when you realize it also leads its targets.

    • @recreationalflorist
      @recreationalflorist 3 роки тому +3

      And chooses which ones to shoot dependent on which target hits where.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 3 роки тому

      @@recreationalflorist Even more awesome.

    • @romak4756
      @romak4756 3 роки тому +3

      It has to, i don't understand why that would be considered cool.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 3 роки тому

      @Opecuted I doubt that.

    • @romak4756
      @romak4756 3 роки тому

      @Opecuted not used until the 70's

  • @JC-eo2qe
    @JC-eo2qe 3 роки тому +15

    So basically the Navy made an R2 - Delete You. Cool beans.

  • @thesenate9564
    @thesenate9564 3 роки тому +17

    Great guys but I'm gonna need it back. It's carrying some death star plans I need.

  • @dudesqr
    @dudesqr 3 роки тому +8

    My dad was on the Coral Sea, CV-43 "The Ageless Warrior" "Older and Bolder".

    • @dcamp671
      @dcamp671 3 роки тому

      I was on the old girl from 86-88, when was your dad on?

    • @dudesqr
      @dudesqr 3 роки тому

      @@dcamp671 81-85 I think

  • @sargentdornan8623
    @sargentdornan8623 3 роки тому +21

    Engineer from tf2: buildin' a sentry
    US navy: hold my beer

    • @evanm1337
      @evanm1337 3 роки тому +1

      If Engineer worked in the navy, he would be saying "Buildin' a machine that can turn you into swiss cheese in a second!"

    • @generalchum8966
      @generalchum8966 3 роки тому +1

      More like hold my whisky

  • @thebuckhunter8881
    @thebuckhunter8881 3 роки тому +1

    CIWS also stands for “Captain it won’t shoot” because it does break a lot.

  • @Baul3680
    @Baul3680 3 роки тому +96

    Will this help me defend my dignity against euro-fighter jets while driving the audi i8?

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 3 роки тому +4

    One of my favorite weapon systems of all time, followed very closely by the GAU8 Avenger which is mounted on the A10 "Warthog" or the Dutch Goalkeeper CIWS system.

  • @matthelord7695
    @matthelord7695 3 роки тому +9

    Everybody gangsta until the Star Wars R2D2 starts spinning up

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve seen pictures of ciws painted or dressed up as minions, imagine being the crew of a hostile attack boat and being ended by a minion.

  • @Armybob
    @Armybob 3 роки тому +4

    Love the gintama reference, looks brilliant.

  • @parkerbeebe4383
    @parkerbeebe4383 3 роки тому +10

    Not the R2-D2 we deserved but the R2-D2 we needed

  • @keanuortiz3766
    @keanuortiz3766 3 роки тому +7

    8:32 wait wait WAIT, did simple history just do a Gintama Reference?

  • @demolishermusic
    @demolishermusic 3 роки тому +4

    2:31 "22mm cannon"
    My brain: "hey something ain't right here"

  • @Grandaceofspade
    @Grandaceofspade 3 роки тому +2

    The Army is currently using the same weapon system but refers to it as C-RAM(Counter rockets, artillery, and mortars) absolutely beautiful but terrifying to stand on when fires. They are used for base defense on deployments. Would totally go again in a heartbeat

  • @n1zm0
    @n1zm0 3 роки тому +2

    Impressed by the detail in animation, especially the block variants showing the midbarrel mount addition for the last most current iteration. Side note the land variant exists to protect FOBs and has been used in action in various conflicts until present.

  • @brothercaptainwarhammer
    @brothercaptainwarhammer 3 роки тому +13

    Ah, the 20mm Phalanx Vulcan CIWS.... the Little Half Brother of the 30mm Goalkeeper Vulcan CIWS

    • @notalexzander2
      @notalexzander2 3 роки тому

      the 30mm isn’t a vulcan, it’s an avenger. GAU-8 beeg gun go brrr

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 роки тому

      @@notalexzander2
      Government: Hey
      Engineer: yeah?
      Government: I want that plane *gestures to A10* to be a turret.

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 роки тому

      Now that they've covered this American peashooter, I'd like to see them cover the Soviet Kashtan "CIWS"

    • @haarukko
      @haarukko 3 роки тому

      @@walterbrunswick No point covering an inferior design

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 роки тому

      @@haarukko It's been superceded by the Pantsir, a much superior system
      Older Kashtan systems have been refitted with modern electronics and radar
      Go play with your dinky Phalanx 😂

  • @bored8321
    @bored8321 3 роки тому +6

    "Frosty the CIWS, was a very spiteful soul"

  • @nickc8667
    @nickc8667 3 роки тому +8

    If it flies it dies. I'd give this a 9 out of 10 for accuracy.

  • @kiloindiadelta
    @kiloindiadelta 2 роки тому +2

    I liked how you put Elizabeth there at the end of the video. A Justaway would have worked too.

    • @DarkJak2050
      @DarkJak2050 2 роки тому

      US Navy: "R2D2".
      JMSDF: "Elizabeth".
      The JMSDF actually has the Phalanx CIWS on some of their ships.

  • @Gram0f0n
    @Gram0f0n 3 роки тому +2

    That Gintama reference at the end was really special :)

  • @mercenarygundam1487
    @mercenarygundam1487 3 роки тому +19

    Also seen mounted on the head of the Rick Dias from Zeta Gundam.

    • @radjadawamindra697
      @radjadawamindra697 3 роки тому

      And also Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon 8:32

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 3 роки тому

      Don't forget heavy arms from Gundam Wing lol

    • @guidomista4778
      @guidomista4778 3 роки тому

      Ah yes another old fellow fans anime…………..

  • @jabek3058
    @jabek3058 3 роки тому +8

    *If R2D2 and A‐10 had a child*

    • @krtinja3dprinting759
      @krtinja3dprinting759 3 роки тому +2

      I hope this comment becomes the most liked comment on UA-cam

  • @MikeyHelpsAlot
    @MikeyHelpsAlot 3 роки тому +4

    Guy 1: You know that gun on the A-10?
    Guy 2: Yea what about it.
    Guy 1: Lets put it on a boat but make it bigger.

    • @MrYodi2007
      @MrYodi2007 3 роки тому

      @Raider Primus You know why? The one on the A-10 is air cooled so it has a lower chance to fail.

  • @rollsroycegriffon2375
    @rollsroycegriffon2375 3 роки тому +1

    The animation quality of Simple History videos are comparable to a fine wine. It gets even better over time.

  • @TheChiily
    @TheChiily 3 роки тому +26

    The duck at the end of the video: "I don't see a God up here... Except me!"

    • @masato6127
      @masato6127 3 роки тому +7

      It is a character named “Elizabeth” from “Gintama” which is Japanese anime.
      I remember Japanese Self Defense Force painted on one of their SIWS to attract local residents to recruit more SDF officers. I am very happy that this channel introduces some of the minor information about Japanese Self Defense Force!!

  • @JulesS25
    @JulesS25 3 роки тому +11

    A-10 warthog: I go brrrrrrrrr
    R2-d2: hold my beer

    • @kneglikishere3304
      @kneglikishere3304 3 роки тому

      Russians CRAM: Pathetic

    • @ser43_OLDC
      @ser43_OLDC 3 роки тому

      @@kneglikishere3304 Sure? What about the Kastam M and the new Pansirt M
      Are you sure about that?

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja 3 роки тому

      Laser weapons systems: I AM SPEED

  • @hermanlau4431
    @hermanlau4431 3 роки тому +3

    Damn, the last few seconds were great, Gintama reference!

  • @maramanasa
    @maramanasa 3 роки тому +25

    Saw these things shoot in person and funny enough sound like farts when they go off. Also pretty cool.

    • @Derg3586
      @Derg3586 3 роки тому +1

      I just wanted to say that you're disgusting and I hate you. Now I can't unhear it.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 3 роки тому

      They shoot too fast for the human ear to pick out individual shots.

    • @derobrow4819
      @derobrow4819 3 роки тому +1

      @@benn454 Same effect as the A-10 Warthog. The Warthog shoots a lesser amount of rounds as the Phalanx. Saw one at Yakima Bombing Range in Washington state. It s over for whomever is on the receiving end.😎💥🔥

  • @Rodrigo24717
    @Rodrigo24717 3 роки тому +2

    Yo Elizabeth at the END had me dying!!!

  • @brandonandreski1709
    @brandonandreski1709 3 роки тому +1

    My dad worked on this system when he worked for general dynamics. An amazing weapon capable of taking out targets and defending a ship at the same time. I want one for my house lol.

  • @Hamsteak
    @Hamsteak 3 роки тому +3

    When you're up close to one of these, it's like nothing else

  • @medic2278
    @medic2278 3 роки тому +17

    Basically the spiderman experience when you get shot by it

  • @Hamsteak
    @Hamsteak 3 роки тому +3

    The ground shakes when your near one going off

    • @me123888
      @me123888 3 роки тому +1

      Your chest raddles if you accidentally end up under the trailer for the the lpws

  • @joshuamoskovitz4074
    @joshuamoskovitz4074 3 роки тому +1

    Just a quick correction. The "Eilat" was sunk on October 27th 1967 which is about 4.5 months after the six day war ended.

  • @bloodmakesthegrassgrow594
    @bloodmakesthegrassgrow594 3 роки тому

    My Father was part of the team who developed the software, and programming for this Weapon System. I wish I could remember what he told me but many of the VHS tapes he had on it were truly fascinating.