Therapist Breakup | Jordan Jensen | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Comedian Jordan Jensen goes out with a short king while on mushrooms and talks about getting gaslit by her therapist!
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Jordan Jensen
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
Directed By: Gordie Earle III
Director of Photography: Thomas Hubbel
Producer: Cole Garrett
Consulting Producer: Brad Silnutzer
Gaffer and Cam Operator: Michael Tellup
Cam Operators:
Gordie Earle III
Thomas Hubbel
Lauren Doyle
Keegan Duncan
Justin Moore
Editor: Gordie Earle III
Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
Sound Recording: Alex Gilroy
Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
Production Assistants:
Lucas Portnoy
Samantha Belle Ohlin
Photographer: Jill Petracek
Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, Dive N' Surf
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I love how she's basically just shooting the shit with the audience, I felt like we had been friends for ages the way she was just casually dropppin' those punchlines.
That's the art of her craft. She's done this set a million times but she makes the audience feel like she's just shooting the shit with them. That's the hallmark of a really good comedian.
iused the phrase "shooting the shit" in basic convo with 2 different under -25 work "colleagues" recently - both inquired as to the defintiion of the phrase in spite of obvious casual context... they seemed buoyed by it... authenticity is gold
Her personality is unreal. Easily one of the funniest sets I've tuned into in awhile.
For real!! Definitely going to watch more from her. Hopefully she goes on tour too!
right! they have other great sets on this channel too. Chloe Hillard was hilarous as well : ))
Her cumtown appearances are pretty good as well, also cumtown was the best podcast in a while
just found her on instaboob and i wish there was moooaaaarrrrr
Great for a comic but I can see why she has a hard time dating 😅
Her set needed to be longer. That was quality comedy.
No see, if it was longer, it would’ve been shittier. That’s her tight 10. That’s been worked on for thousands of hours and honed into that fantastic set. It’s not a matter of “just keep going.”
@@JpOcDenver I hear ya, but that doesn't mean "I" wouldn't of enjoyed more. I appreciate educating me on the tight 10 though, didn't know about that and it makes sense why I see them a lot.
@@spencnick2watch he 30 min special
She is so good at making you feel inexplicably uncomfortable for 10 minutes while also being really funny
Are you a man by any chance? 😂
@@aabracadavra Honestly, it was just fucking funny listening to her. I didn'f feel uncomfortable at all
I totally feel this loll like some of these things I would NEVER say out loud much, especially in public, but she's so natural with it
Just like my sex life.
"Brian says condoms make him cheat." Lmfaooo
Yeah that was great
"in a jar???🤨🤨" IM FCKING DEAD💀💀💀
Maybe you are somehow...? I had to stop watching the video after that because I felt sick inside, and I'm not even a woman.
Just hit my cervix so hard I forget my father is dying… dude. 😂😂 loved this set
😂😂 that part killed me
I'm blown away with how many laughs she packed into 10 minutes. That was awesome.
"I think you have abandonment issues, and after much deliberation I have decided to abandon you"
I enjoyed this so much. It does concern me that young girls are not doing any better in the dating scene than we did in the 70s
Give us the deets on what was going on in the 70s
Yea what happened in the 70s?
Don’t worry, they do if they are at least somewhat gay, at political lesbianism seems to be on an expected rise
This comment made me laugh so hard
Nobodies doing good anymore. It kinda sucks all around tbh.
Hilarious!! She’s gonna be huge. No one this funny doesn’t blow up.
I’m glad I’m here to watch it unfold!!
My favorite fucking comedian of the last 5 years
Criminally underrated. She should be as big as Theo or Shane.
I love how she talks about her therapist! 😂
Yeah and how she gets younger everytime realistically the therapist is probably abou 23 or 24 just barley out of college
@@karinavargas1657 “barley” 😂
No comedian has ever done that. Maybe this will be the 2020's trend.
Her therapist is cutting her sessions five mins short. Great comedian but she don’t seem to learn 😂
I don’t just want to date her, I want to be her apprentice.
Heard.
"She would teach me cunnilingus...and cabinetry."
This shit sad bud
She would make a man out of you
@@skeptiwolf5654 Life size. Out of oak, presumably, possibly pine.
Damn. Punchlines were flying in the air. Very tight set.
You know how some people, we’ll say “I SCREAMED”
This time I actually screamed, I think that’s the best OCD joke I’ve ever heard
Same! My old BFF used to always say “I’m SCREAMING” but she never was, so I always hated seeing that. However, this time I openly chortled and yelled several times. What a delight
This is two years old and this is the first time I've seen her, how is that possible? She should be a household name, very funny.
Cracked me up more than my chiropractor.
Hah! 😎 (noice.)
Shocked I’ve never heard of her till now, she deserves more recognition! So funny
"Like Jesus? More like Hesus" really got me. 😆
Great set she’s hilarious and the laughs keep coming
She rules man. so funny. "i'm gonna rip you apart in a minute dawg, but you gotta take my weight" lol
She has the confidence of a lesbian woman.
And the charisma of a frat boy
If only her jokes were as good as this one
@@Stu_DLNGR agreed
@@dwaynehiler5735 found the 5'6" guy
@@roleat i dont get the reference
"Cause you're the one fucking the handyman."
💀💀💀💀
She is easily one of the funniest comics I've ever seen. She's going to go very far.
I love this woman. Simple plain and pure.
"dangling nintendo switches by my pussy" was so underrated 🤣
"You're the one f*king the handyman" 😄
Outstanding! Some people are funny, some are witty, some are cerebral, and some people are so rare they are all that and more.... Jordan Jensen is by far the most naturally gifted stand-up comic of our time. I absolutely love what I've seen of her so far. I hope to see her at the top as fast as humanly possible. If I were a Jimmy Dore, or Chappelle, I'd help role out the red carpet for her, and bow my head to her reign in the dominion of humor.
She's funny as hell, super smooth, and excellent timing
“Now I can come but I have to do it in multiples of three or my mother will die.”😂
Hahaha “you’re the one fucking the handyman”
She's pretty funny she should be a guest on The Adam Friedland Show
@Robert Swaine lol she’s been on cumtown and TAFS several times
Every celebrity shud be a guest on tafs
That episode is probably the funniest audio episode so far
Sounds gay
Legit thought could that be nick she was talking about breaking up with.
Fantastic set. Would love a special from her.
I'm so fucking in love with her...the fact that she went on a first date on mushrooms...
she's a natural! fantastic!
6:10 I just let the biggest scream out, i love this
Jordan on Cheek Clappers was a crossover I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE
Wholly shit she's badass. And genuinely listenable.
I'm a therapist. Is it unethical that I laughed SO hard at this set?
Making a joke about a difficult moment helps to heal.
Only if it well put and timed right.
"Is it unethical that I laughed SO hard at this set?"
Only if you did it during billable hours.
@@sailincat2822 😂
Nah thank God. We need to stop being so serious 😅
the potato snuggling bit is siiiiillly 🤣 she was so nonchalant, too. love her
😂😂😂😂😅 “HavE we Been sPeakiNg ITALIAN this whole time?”
Laughing out loud. Every punch line caught me off guard. FANTASTIC
😂😂she's so funny
I like her personality, she is so funny and I looooove her confidence (and her jeans)
She's fantastic give her a special ❤️ 👏
One of the first personalities that turned me to this comedy group. She's 🔥
The coach’s stance/pep talk at the end
She's hilarious. I want more! Better than some of the specials I've seen recently.
“That’s how witches got started” 🤣 “Hinge is where the woke cowboys go” 😆 straight 🔥 🔥
Malcolm X cat lol
@@scharlesworth93 SO naming my next cat that now.
@@jv-lk7bc, "SO naming my next cat [Malcolm X] now."
Please adopt a rescued black cat.🐈⬛ They're about a dozen times as hard to find homes for than any other color.
I still can't get over Jordan Jensen being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World
“Shouldn’t he be getting taller?” 😂😂😂
I love it! It’s ok, she can be masc too and still be straight! More of Jordan!!
This needs to be an hour. Love her!
she needs an hour long special!
New favorite comic. So glad they had her on LOS
Dates on mushrooms….did that once, forgot I was on a date. Of course went on the date forgetting that I’d taken mushrooms. 😂😂😂
My new favorite female comedian ❤️
You can just say woman.
Is she a different species?
I was not ready for that sweet potato joke
"Burnnn herrr" I dieddd
I was actually crying from laughing so hard; it was one of those ugly laughs where my nostrils flared so hard, they remained wide open for a long time afterwards.
Yo who is this woman. She is unhinged and I love it. This is the level of comedy I perform for friends. And I fucking love it she is a genius
She seems so fun to chat with; I’m sure you’d leave the situation with a dozen brilliant one-liners. I see a lot of star power in this comic.
She's hilarious! "Cause you're the one effin' the handyman was a great twist for the end."
She is hilarious. Literally has me in tears. Her personality is dope asf. I would date her.
She killed that shit!
0:44 My great grandfather was a doctor and an at that time hard to find radiologist. He had an impressive collection of medical props. Like five unborn babies in a different part of a pregnancy all in jars one full human skeleton, a really nice skull and a lot of dead animal parts. The babies were inherited by my father and stood on his room throughout his entire youth, until he lost them in our house. The full skeleton was given to my school, then some parents complained and we gave it to one of our city hospitals. Now we only have one human skull and some dead animals.
Came to youtube for true crime and somehow i always end up watching stand ups lmao
Holy moly her delivery is so fun. I f****** love her personality
In a jar? Or what? 😂 GOLDEN ❤
"Burn her!" 😂 yo she's wild
I almost didn't watch this. Now I only want to watch more.
She’s the greatest comic of this decade
That was by far the funniest shit I’ve seen on this channel. A girl is awesome
Has to be the funniest comedian I’ve seen in a while! Every other line has me balling. I can’t wait to see more from her!
This woman is ridiculously funny. So great.
this is very funny..I hope she blows up!
I’m here after her appearance on my favorite center-left talk show, The Adam Friedland Show
9 minutes and 30 seconds of straight comedy. that was hilarious
I love this woman so much
Really good! Like her vibe!
10/10 set. There is a killer on the loos! Lol
That eyebrow raise at the end! Swoon
I dont know if ive ever met anyone like her before and now my life seems unfulfilled af😂😂😂
She murdered this shit!
She is so funny oh my god this set was great!!
She is bloody golden. Wow!
the first time I heard Jordan Jensen on the Cheek Clappers podcast, I thought I had died and gone to heaven
Lol This is gold. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Probably woke my neighbors up but whatever. Fantastic energy and every line was a rib tickler!
Holy fuck I need a whole extra 3 hour special
Holy crap what a brilliant comic! Just crushing it with every syllable. The self-effacing persona with supreme confidence is working. Respect.
This is my cat, Malcolm X. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's hilarious. Pleasantly.
What a woman. Big yes to this energy
spakle in the truck lmao id be impressed and scared at the same time 🤣😅
that closer was just gold.
"..hit my cervix so hard I forget my father's dying." Golden...
"In a jar".
She's already my top fav.
The Jesus and handyman part got me crying from laughter
Holy Jesus, she is da bomb! Fantastic!