First it was about testing drugs on dolphins then it somehow got to a woman having a relationship with the fucking dolphin. We surely are in the strangest timeline!
I would be impressed if it was only this that put you on the list, there must be more going on to make you end up finding this video or getting a reccommendation for it.
@@JunkCCCP Yes, they have a Doctorote in Animal Medicine o3o I'm training to be a vet myself~ Not...not like THAT vet...like an actual vet. Like one who wants to save animals not one who wants to "Mate" them.
@@Nick-qf7vt There's a tradition among bronies to replace a couple words with their "pony" equivalents when talking about themselves, most notably "everybody" with "everypony", because that's how they say it in the show.
Lol imagine a simple farmer in the Middle Ages living a simple life and he’s telling his son in old age how he’s seen it all. Then magically gets access to the internet and see all the fucked out videos, two girls one cup, jar guy, etc lol.
When I first heard of it, it didn't give me that whole yuck factor there is with a child, dunno why, but it has be being able to and have devoted some time talking to these types, usually they are victims and say they can only trust nature or something like that, people can be fine when it comes to same sex now it's fine, but to put your dick in anything, oh now it's non consexual, when there are people usually woman who have to put socks on their dogs paws coz of the clawing/biting, but I can't say there isn't a connection where there hasn't been and there's a bunch out of there, beastforum is a very fascinating reads, even from say the guys that do gay stuff and the straight guys doing that too and the level of knowledge is pretty crazy
You'd be surprised how many hippies have a strange fascination with dolphins. There was one weird science fiction book about a dolphin that had learned to talk falling in love with his female trainer. I'm glad I never finished it. Edit: Found it, it's called "Ishmael in Love" by someone with "berg" in his last name. I had started reading it as a kid but thankfully returned it before I reached anything sexually explicit.
I quite literally am doing the exact same thing and thought the exact same thing. Just sitting in traffic and wondering what screwed up fetish erotica I was listening to and kinda questioning my life choices a little.
@@SailorGreen actually his assistant had sex with dolphins while on LSD. Lilly himself was using heroic amounts of ketamine while in a sensory deprivation tank. Crack wasn't a thing yet.
Humans are animals too, so that means all sex is rape. But anyway, dolphins are an exception. They're extremely intelligent and they've shown the ability to consent. Doesn't make anyone who fucks them any less weird, though.
@@LocalHolehead I guess that depends on if they're actually doing anything or not. If you're having thoughts that you don't like, seek help about it, ESPECIALLY if you start to feel like it could lead to real life actions/consequences.
I thought this was gonna be a dive into the history or story behind the website or something, but it turned out to basically be a tutorial about how to have sex with an animal preceded by a sex toy sponsorship.
Can confirm the use of the NES Little Mermaid OST as well as Underwater Ambience from Donkey Kong Country. Ecco the Dolphin too, I think, but I'd have to double-check.
I'm about to turn 40 and had to close my laptop in embarrassment when my mom walked in while I was watching this video, so thanks for that reminder of my adolescence!
I think “and now we get into the pick up artist part of the dolphin sex instructions” has got to be the most bizarre thing ever uttered in human history.
@@birdpersonbudtender7771 Go check yourself lol. "Sexy deals for her: Blue Adam & Eve Dolphin" right at the top. I just checked again and it's still there
Idk, I heard somewhere that beluga whales have like the highest fat content in their milk from any animal. I'm not sure if it's the same for dolphins, but if it is, you'd probably be more successful making butter from it
Funnily Dolphins especially Orcas are at their worst when in heat. Males tend to kill trainers accidentally because they are horny. They also kidnap Females in the wild as basically sex slaves.
Considering it's basically p€do uncle, I'm not surprised lol. I kept thinking "pinochle" (I've never actually written/typed that word before) for whatever stupid reason: probably similarly sounding to me. That just makes it even more confusing....
I remember finding this site by accident when I was researching dolphins for a school project. That quote about not attempting anal sex with a male dolphin was forever burned into my memory and I can't see a dolphin to this day without remembering it. Bad times bro
Oh my. Someone is planning for a romantic date night for 1.Maybe even light a candle that's scented Ocean Breeze. Those sea shells that you collected as a lad will surely come in handy, somehow. ;)
Real talk. My wife came home while I was about halfway through this and asked what the hell I was watching. "It's a Whang vid." She's familiar enough with his content that she was just like "Oh... ok"
This was over a decade ago, dude. He's either fully licensed or (God Almighty I hope) blacklisted from the profession by now. Hmm. Then again, SeaWorld _is_ hemorrhaging employees, and beggars can't be choosers...
Honestly, the dolphin guy is much more respectful and understanding of boundaries than most guys I’ve met Edit: to clarify, I meant cause the guy talks about consent (including backing off if it’s a no) and checking if the dolphin is ok. I’ve met guys who’d never think bout doing that for their partner.
Real or fake, I just really hate the fact that I've watched this video. I absolutely cannot stop thinking about it and I feel like I'm going to throw up. Thanks, Whang.
@@revangerangOh, yeah. You see one random thing on the internet for 2 seconds and then have memories of it for the rest of your life. That feeling is also familiar to me.
A little dolphin sex trivia; John Cunningham Lilly, the scientist who inspired the Genesis game "Eco The Dolphin" loved two things above all: ketamine & dolphin sex!
he also inspired the movie Altered States. Ftr, he himself never did anything sexual with a dolphin, he just suggested a research assistant give the dolphin she was trying to communicate a handjob, basically, so that the dolphin would cooperate better. He also invented sensory deprivation flotation tanks, and believed that AI would eventually supersede humans and kill us all. Seriously though, wtf is up with dissociates and making people want to talk with dolphins? Besides JCL and that PCP wizard guy from the one VICE document, I independently developed an interest in wanting to make first contact with dolphins back when I was doing a lot of ketamine and various analogues of it, there's just something about them, I guess.
@@vanessaashford9203I think there is a lot of overlap between psychedelics/hallucinogens and the new age movement, and the new age movement developed a lot of weird theories about dolphins. Could be a connection there. But also, if you're disassociating from your immediate senses and engaging with a new perceptual awareness, you are likely doing a lot of meta-thinking about the natural world. You tend to see nature as more aware and alive in that state which may lead you to start thinking about more specific natural intelligences apart from humanity, which may then lead you to dolphins because their intelligence is the number one trait we associate with them. Less likely to think of chimpanzees because the intelligence of chimps has been much more specifically studied and tbh chimps are just more aggressive and r3tarded humans. But dolphins? Their intelligence seems unique, no less because they live in water, which is itself associated with the abyss...
John C. Lilly, a respected neuropsychologist, never had sex with a dolphin. I knew him slightly, and interviewed him for FUTURE LIFE magazine. You're right about the ketamines, though, trying to ride a bike down a steep hill while HAF nearly killed him!
I always told myself that I'm always willing to learn new info for the fun of it... Now that I have tHIS type of specific information, I really don't know what to do with it at this point.
5:19 “That’s gay! YUCKY!” 😆😂🤣 Everything you did when saying that was perfect comedic gold! The way you said it, your face and your hand movements ..... You LITERALLY made me do a “SPIT TAKE!” It actually flew out of my nose too. Good shit!! 😆😂🤣
@@DevelonLP just like how a MAP is a pedo, a zoophile is a person who practices bestiality. Contrary to their statement, animals can't consent, no matter the species. Don't fuck animals.
"..pre vet student and zoophile.." God no! No no no no no no no no. "We're going to have to keep Bonzo overnight...for observation." "Okay, if you're sure." "Oh yes...I'm definitely sure."
I've seen archived excerpts and screenshots from old zoophile forums before they were shut down, because apparently I like to torture myself by reading that shit, and it was absolutely horrifying to me just how many of the people had jobs working with animals. Vets and vet techs, farm hands, animal groomers, dog breeders, ect.
@@CommanderWiggins As a vet tech that just makes me feel so incredibly sick. I'd like to think you'd notice right away if something is off with people but this made me seriously paranoid. I just pray I won't ever have the misfortune of working with someone like that... or that any of my current coworkers are like that...
There is a case of a Vet describeing when he locked himself with a Gold Retriever and performed anal sex with the owners dog,he says that he did that a lot during his work
Common knowledge, but animals are evolved to get and give consent for sex. It's called COURTSHIP, and you learned about it in 6th grade biology! We just don't usually ask, because to us an animal's choice of mates may not be the mates we choose to breed it with! It may be a human law that they aren't, or can't, give consent, but it's not a BIOLOGICAL FACT. And children do not express a sex drive, whereas grown animals do! So please take your "common knowledge" and stick it where the moon doesn't shine.
Whang failing to keep composure describing a dolphin head as a "rounder, fatter mellon" has made my fucking day You are the best subscription i have ever made.
I'm literally terrified of dolphins...ever since the youtube video of the dolphin f'ing the holowed out fish carcass..its been me against them. I hate them.
Ok so this is not about the “relationship” between Margaret Lovatt and Peter. It was a NASA funded project where she formed an intimate bond with Peter, one of three dolphins she spent time with on St Thomas
I will add that she was allowed to study Peter and was assigned to teach him basic English, she became so enamored with him that she basically lived with this dolphin and waterproofed a good portion of the lab where the experiment took place and when Peters sexual urges got in the way she would relieve him if you know what I mean. Long story short it’s believed he had bonded with her as his partner and when she eventually left the island he committed suicide by closing his blow hole and refusing to breathe
@@williamsullivan4640 Where are you getting that she became enamored with the dolphin? All I saw was that she relieved him when his urges got in the way of experimentation.
The dolphin house experiments with Margaret are definitely worth a deeper look. John Lilly wanted to live with dolphins as equals. He learned a lot and ended up releasing the dolphins when he could no longer keep them in humane conditions.
I basically sit around reloading my browser every 5 mins until a new Whang video pops up. Liked instantly. Favorite UA-camr on the platform. Super excited for some storyfirevideos.
@@Intrspace uh I guess it would be kind of hypocritical for someone who is for the fast food industry to argue with you….. But I’m not, animals cannot consent
@@donaldtrumplover2254 If any animal could consent, a dolphin would be the one. They are horny just like humans, they have sex for fun, they masturbate, and they don't see a barrier between species. Why should we then?
I don't usually kink-shame, but I just can't see how anyone could look at a dolphin and think: "Hmm, smexy!" On second thoought... Animals can't consent. I WILL kink-shame you.
Hey dude....you dint have to worry about kink shaming beastility. In all honedtly you should shame these people all you can it's disgusting and harmful
Dolphins are the exception to that rule, theyre absolutely as intelligent as humans. The real question tho is why someone would want to fuck such horrifying creatures. Dolphins beach whales to kill them, they arent trying to be helpful when they push people towards land.
@@thespider7898 they're still animals who cannot consent in a human way. No matter how "smart" they are. Its like those creeps who say that their victims are "so mature" for their age to excuse their actions. Its just wrong.
@@sillycookie In what way can dolphins not consent? This is not remotely the same as that since dolphins are as intelligent as humans with fully formed brains, are generally fully mature when this is occuring, and have the physical ability to utterly destroy a human with horrifying ease if they arent into it. This isnt a situation where theyll be emotionally scarred by the experience, it isnt physically harming them either, and dolphins understand sex to the degree that they are known to do foreplay, masturbate, use their fins or foreign objects to please their partners, and willingly engage in play with all of their orifices. Its certainly unnatural in the sense that it isnt sex which could conceivably create offspring (which is a good thing), but that could be said of countless human acts done for pleasure and also doesnt really matter. I certainly wouldnt do it, but I fail to see any harm whatsoever except maybe to the human, since as Ive stated numerous times a dolphin can very easily maim people or worse.
The best thing that I’ve got from this video is that I had an urge to add aquatic ambience to my playlist and have found an incredible lofi instrumental rearrangement of it
Might do a full video on the dolphin lsd experiment I briefly mention here
that would be nice
First it was about testing drugs on dolphins then it somehow got to a woman having a relationship with the fucking dolphin. We surely are in the strangest timeline!
Yes please
You should. It's totally insane.
Please do kind sir.
"A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust."
I really don't want to know how they discovered this.
I mean likely just by knowing how much force dolphins thrust with and how much force a human neck can take
Unfortunate test subjects
Imagine what they could do to a pelvis.
Their sacrifices for science shall never be known to the general public.
That's what D class are for 😖
I feel like watching this has put me on a watchlist
The agent watching my activity: "I hate this job."
Even having this video on your Recommended tab gets you put on the list.
I almost broadcasted this shit to the living room firestick trying to pause it. Holy hell
I would be impressed if it was only this that put you on the list, there must be more going on to make you end up finding this video or getting a reccommendation for it.
@@AB-jq1el YES
“Where can I find a dolphin..”
Only Fins…….
That one killed me more than a dolphin thrust.
nice...
Dragon wolfe dolphin, a pre-vet
I think he misspelled pervert.
Unless...... Watch out for your dogs just to be safe.
That's Doctor Dragon Wolfe Dolphin to you, buddy. D.W. Dolphin, M.D.
Are vets considered doctors or medical personnel at all
@@JunkCCCP Yes, they have a Doctorote in Animal Medicine o3o I'm training to be a vet myself~ Not...not like THAT vet...like an actual vet. Like one who wants to save animals not one who wants to "Mate" them.
I hope it was just him misspelling pervert
@@southparkfirefly best of luck to ya, friendo!
"On the other fin" gave me "everypony" flashbacks
dear god no
On the other hoof
Dare I even ask what that is?
@@Nick-qf7vt There's a tradition among bronies to replace a couple words with their "pony" equivalents when talking about themselves, most notably "everybody" with "everypony", because that's how they say it in the show.
@@olserknam good lord have mercy
When he said "on the other fin" instead of "on the other hand," I took 40 psychic damage.
That's fucking hysterical ngl.
Must’ve failed that DC miserably.
Ok. "everypony" lend me your ears.
Reminded me of "brohoof"
@M64VEVOCREW that’s a lot of damage
Imagine going to the beach early in the morning, and there’s a guy at the beach mating with a dolphin.
if the guy is drunk XD
@@RAGNATHEBLOOEDGE even on the hardest drug i dont think a normal human even considers the possibility of sex with an animal tbh
@@schmoopydooper9174 the western people bro XD, you know alone in the ranch with horses and cows XD
@@schmoopydooper9174 Ive done a lot of different hard drugs and I can confirm. I'm more worried about how loud things are or what I have to eat lol
Never been to miami?
Reading whang's search history would instantly kill a 14th century french peasant
Crusade
Lol imagine a simple farmer in the Middle Ages living a simple life and he’s telling his son in old age how he’s seen it all. Then magically gets access to the internet and see all the fucked out videos, two girls one cup, jar guy, etc lol.
Im a 14th century french noble, i wish death would take me...
@@Nothingmore146 yea they'd have a heart attack lmao
@@jacksonguillory8114 I bet that the french nobility were into some more fucked up shit, although not in 14th century, but, who knows really.
When he said no homo, he really meant no homo sapiens.
NOOO 😭 underrated comment -
I found the golden comment.
Noooooo electric chair 🤣
puzzmm
hmm balls xoxk
You could say this was all a big mistake.
But no, he did it on porpoise.
don’t
LMAO
I sea what you did there
booo! lol j/k
Ayyyyy 😂
I'm just glad these videos are not lost
Dude yeah, those vids were a little more raunchy but really good stuff.
Fancy seeing you here 🤔
🤜🌘🌒🤛goatse
Yeah,I don't want another saki sanobashi debacle. Fucking lost media...
Same I only had StoryFire for Justin
"You like dolphins?"
"Yeah!....but only female dolphins, I'm not weird or anything."
You can call me whatever the hell you want, but one thing I'm not is gay.
I can hear his dad's sigh of relief echoed through time and space.
@@ObitoSigma you probably eat meat, drive trucks, shoot guns, and vote Republican don't you?!
@@SirTorcharite ?
@@GhostBubbles_ stay out of this furry! I'm speaking to the weeb.
I just sat here and watched a man describe dolphin sex
One of the few times I wished I had aphantasia.
he describes it like the reader wants to do it too lmfao
Profile picture checks out
just got you to 1k likes
the feds are watching
the fact that he signs off with "do not abuse it" after describing in great detail how to both find and abuse animals is agonizingly ironic.
"People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is."
I can guarantee no one's been wondering that.
I'm laughing at the thought of people googling it
When I first heard of it, it didn't give me that whole yuck factor there is with a child, dunno why, but it has be being able to and have devoted some time talking to these types, usually they are victims and say they can only trust nature or something like that, people can be fine when it comes to same sex now it's fine, but to put your dick in anything, oh now it's non consexual, when there are people usually woman who have to put socks on their dogs paws coz of the clawing/biting, but I can't say there isn't a connection where there hasn't been and there's a bunch out of there, beastforum is a very fascinating reads, even from say the guys that do gay stuff and the straight guys doing that too and the level of knowledge is pretty crazy
@@Wolfpaw754 I'm sorry ｗｈａｔ
@@Wolfpaw754 ???
If you've followed Whang long enough, you certainly don't.
Whang: *Types 'women sex with dolphin' directly into Google*
The NSA and ISP watching him directly through his phone: "You good bro?"
Underrated.
At this point he could type in preteen hardcore porn and they would just go “oh it’s just whang again”
Naaaaah Nordvpn, he's got security. How else does he do this kind of research without being put on all kinds of lists
If you think the government gives a hoot about people watching bestiality you will be horrified to learn what they actually track.
Nord is a fed program
I can't handle the Little Mermaid music right now
UNDA DA SEE!!!
a
What's under the sea can never be unseen.
"Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me"
- Sebastien the Crab
Same, and it's made worse by occasional flashbacks to playing the NES game in my childhood.
You'd be surprised how many hippies have a strange fascination with dolphins. There was one weird science fiction book about a dolphin that had learned to talk falling in love with his female trainer. I'm glad I never finished it.
Edit: Found it, it's called "Ishmael in Love" by someone with "berg" in his last name. I had started reading it as a kid but thankfully returned it before I reached anything sexually explicit.
Every time
Every fucking time...
She gets launched into space with the power of the dolphin nut
Every damn time
let me guess berg, stein, man
I'm listening while driving. This audiobook erotica is disturbing.
I hope you didn't write this while driving
Dude, I'm listening while eating. I feel kinda sick now.
I quite literally am doing the exact same thing and thought the exact same thing. Just sitting in traffic and wondering what screwed up fetish erotica I was listening to and kinda questioning my life choices a little.
Then turn it off
"Read by Betty White"
I can’t believe I just spent 20 minutes listening to dolphin erotica
This is the peak of my years long internet journey
Thanks, Whang!
And i was actually interested , holy shit
Ah, it does get weirder, but this is an excellent stopping point.
Tartaglia clown 🤡 accurate pic of your life and mine after watching
@@GuyParson i- y- w- a-
@@GuyParsonoh jesus
Imagine composing Aquatic Ambience back in the 90s and never being able to predict it’d be used for this
IKR I'M DYINGGGG
I’m never gonna be able to listen to Aquatic Ambiene the same ever again
Let's hope David Wise never finds this video for the sake of his sanity.
I mean the guy who composed that also thinks the moon landings were faked sooo...
Believe it or not, this isn't the weirdest thing I've seen Aquatic Ambience used for
How is this the most relaxing video to hear and the most disturbing thing I've listened to in the history of the internet
“Sir, this is a Krusty Krab.”
Spongebob no-
Nope chuck testa
PEARL NO
No. This is Patrick
No! This is Patrick!.... I'm not a Krusty Krab...
I don’t see why Raid Shadow Legends wouldn’t sponsor this video
If Swamps of Dagobah didn't get him on their blacklist, _fucking nothing will._
They will sponsor anything.
Call that company that makes the ball-shavers, pronto!
I'm just thankful that we got the promo code "WHANG" for Adam & Eve.
@@minaverry dolphin shave club?
This Ecco the dolphin remaster is looking pretty weird.
I know right
Funny, the creator of Ecco was inspired by John C Lilly who had sex with dolphins... while being on crack
Looking a lot more like Ecci the dolphin lmao
Ecco was inspired by dolphin experiments that at one point had dolphin receiving a handy so...
@@SailorGreen actually his assistant had sex with dolphins while on LSD. Lilly himself was using heroic amounts of ketamine while in a sensory deprivation tank. Crack wasn't a thing yet.
As if it needed to be said, always gotta repeat.
All animal sex is rape, they cannot consent, you are not valid, seek help or toaster bath.
Humans are animals too, so that means all sex is rape.
But anyway, dolphins are an exception. They're extremely intelligent and they've shown the ability to consent.
Doesn't make anyone who fucks them any less weird, though.
well don't toaster bath, the vast majority of people have the capacity to change, maybe not easily or quickly, but ya can
@@lambsauce5312 They ain't changing soon enough.
@@lambsauce5312 I don’t care if they change they’re scum and must be removed from this reality
@@LocalHolehead I guess that depends on if they're actually doing anything or not. If you're having thoughts that you don't like, seek help about it, ESPECIALLY if you start to feel like it could lead to real life actions/consequences.
I thought this was gonna be a dive into the history or story behind the website or something, but it turned out to basically be a tutorial about how to have sex with an animal preceded by a sex toy sponsorship.
Dude same
hahah going to be a "dive"
@@kninzotagoni3635 LOL
"It's about a 50/50 shot whether or not this guy was deadass"
wordsmith
Whang is a New Yorker after all
I'm betting he was for real.
speech 100
well if the guy had sex with a male dolphin, he would indeed have a deadass
Wow, I literally read this EXACTLY as he said it...that was odd.
"People are often wondering ..."
No. No, they're not.
Nobody you didn't have contact with ever wondered.
This is how mermaids are made. Beautiful.
So mermaids are mammals and not fish, interesting
@@kingcosworth2643 if they breathe air, they might breathe water, if so then they are part fish not dolphin.
"Banned because of sexual content"
Of all the sexual content on this channel, it had to be the one where he analyzes sex with Flipper
The calming music along with the description of the dolphin murder blasting you with a nut was something i didn’t expect going into this video
Can confirm the use of the NES Little Mermaid OST as well as Underwater Ambience from Donkey Kong Country. Ecco the Dolphin too, I think, but I'd have to double-check.
I cant even breathe anymore, its so fkin funny :'D
I'm about to turn 40 and had to close my laptop in embarrassment when my mom walked in while I was watching this video, so thanks for that reminder of my adolescence!
Bahahaha
@Joonatan Isoaho No, 40 and just rushed home to be with my mom after my dad went into the hospital after a suspected heart attack, ass.
Ah damn, I hope your dad’s ok. All the best to you and your family
@Joonatan Isoaho *l e a v e t h i s p l a c e*
@@srwapo why are you watching a video about dolphin sex after your dad had a heart attack scare
im suddenly greatful for my short term memory loss.
Commenting to remind you of this video again
Commenting to remind you of this video again
Commenting to remind you of this video again
eerrm it's actually grateful
hello :), long time no see
I think “and now we get into the pick up artist part of the dolphin sex instructions” has got to be the most bizarre thing ever uttered in human history.
It isn't.
this comment made me actually cry laughing.
"A male dolphin can snap your neck with an accidental thrust" is a sentence I didn't think I would ever hear in my life.
I went to Adam&Eve and on the front page they had a "dolphin vibrator" suggested lmao
HAAJSJSJJS- 💀💀
UwU
Lie
@@birdpersonbudtender7771 Go check yourself lol. "Sexy deals for her: Blue Adam & Eve Dolphin" right at the top. I just checked again and it's still there
It do be like that sometimes
Donkey Kong's aquatic ambience is a particularly hilarious background song considering it is literally about a primate "riding" a fish lol
Ermm actually, dolphins arent fish
I just want everybody to think about how dolphins are mammals, they produce milk and you could theoretically make cheese out of it.
Thanks, I hate it
0-0
:(
Idk, I heard somewhere that beluga whales have like the highest fat content in their milk from any animal. I'm not sure if it's the same for dolphins, but if it is, you'd probably be more successful making butter from it
AHHH NO I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT NOOOO
Oh whang, our prometheus, what kind of forsaken content have your brought unto this cursed plain today
the almighty load pfp just makes this perfect
Somebody make a “Whang out of context” video please.
Oh my god yes
Does this not exist already? Huh lol
Unsolicited whang?
I listened to this while I was showering and I turned to see that my shower doors had images of dolphins. I got out pretty quickly after..
“Dolphin secks”
Whang: this video requires something special... *an orange thumbnail margin*
Hey jack.
Think he took the advice
Hey Jack!
Funnily Dolphins especially Orcas are at their worst when in heat.
Males tend to kill trainers accidentally because they are horny. They also kidnap Females in the wild as basically sex slaves.
Bro I see you everywhere on this site
Peduncle sounds like someone you'd avoid at family reunions
Considering it's basically p€do uncle, I'm not surprised lol.
I kept thinking "pinochle" (I've never actually written/typed that word before) for whatever stupid reason: probably similarly sounding to me.
That just makes it even more confusing....
What if he's called that because he's a pediatrician?
I remember finding this site by accident when I was researching dolphins for a school project. That quote about not attempting anal sex with a male dolphin was forever burned into my memory and I can't see a dolphin to this day without remembering it. Bad times bro
So did you cite it
“There’s women here that wished they could be treated like the dolphins” this hit too close to home
Ikr!?
Im gonna have to watch this when no one is home
yeah... it gets weird, headphones are recommended even if you are alone.
@@evilcanofdrpepper yeah i just watched it, and this aint it chief. Girl do need to step it up tho lol
Oh my. Someone is planning for a romantic date night for 1.Maybe even light a candle that's scented Ocean Breeze. Those sea shells that you collected as a lad will surely come in handy, somehow. ;)
@@Kerosene.Dreams i meant it would be nice if women could also do what a dolphin can with the muscles in the hole
Real talk. My wife came home while I was about halfway through this and asked what the hell I was watching.
"It's a Whang vid."
She's familiar enough with his content that she was just like "Oh... ok"
“Pre-vet student”
Michael_Scott_screaming_NO_.mp3
This was over a decade ago, dude. He's either fully licensed or (God Almighty I hope) blacklisted from the profession by now.
Hmm. Then again, SeaWorld _is_ hemorrhaging employees, and beggars can't be choosers...
You misspelled pervert
My name is dragon wolfie dolphin d'arkness dimensia ravenway.
Nice my immortal ref
Some 40 year old dude, 300 lbs, black lipstick and a garter belt.
That's one kewl name, I'm gonna steal it dammit!!
*hold up spork
Honestly, the dolphin guy is much more respectful and understanding of boundaries than most guys I’ve met
Edit: to clarify, I meant cause the guy talks about consent (including backing off if it’s a no) and checking if the dolphin is ok. I’ve met guys who’d never think bout doing that for their partner.
I wish i was a dolphin
Too bad it’s for goddamn dolphins 😂
You should seek professional help….
@@richardtherichard26 he was jokin lmfao
men will treat dolphins better than women smh
Real or fake, I just really hate the fact that I've watched this video. I absolutely cannot stop thinking about it and I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Thanks, Whang.
Yeah I feel sick lollĺ
I came across this website probably around 2005 and I have never forgotten it in all these years, so you will probably also never forget it lmao
@@revangerangOh, yeah. You see one random thing on the internet for 2 seconds and then have memories of it for the rest of your life. That feeling is also familiar to me.
i couldn't do it. like 1/3 of the way through i had to skip the rest. too much porpoise, uh, prose
I mean we all willingly clicked on a video called "DolphinSex"
Top 10 videos that were swiftly removed from youtube
very cursed
At least we were here
Never forget part 2
@@alexcasi1151 this is made more funny when it actually got taken down
god , this man must be banned from every aquarium within a 500 mile radius.
They put him on the no swim list
or working in one
This man is channeling Troy McLure.
I can't tell if that's a statement or a divine plea.
This made me imagine if this dude had a stuffed dolphin animal or pet fish
Dude took the expression "I love animals!" a bit too literally.
This made me actually feel sick to listen to but at the same time I couldn’t stop listening
Is it really that sickening? Lmaoo
It's an immoral topic but idk it's not that sickening? Dunno
That's called a fetish my guy. You know it's wrong but you keep doing it.
Have you ever thought about where your McDonalds comes from lol
“My name is dragon-wolfe dolphinn, and i am your worst nightmare”
Sounds like the intro of a Crash Bandicoot boss.
🐬"click click click eee click eee"
@@ianmacfarlane1241 omg im fucking dying rn rofl
And I am your freestyle dance teacher
@@liriodendronlasianthus show me your moves
So early this is Whangs first beastiality story of the year
... but just how may more are there??
@@beckc101ify yes
Can't wait for Blowfly Girl on valentines.
Last year*
@@lopanreturns7085 I know, I meant the full StoryFire version on youtube.
A little dolphin sex trivia; John Cunningham Lilly, the scientist who inspired the Genesis game "Eco The Dolphin" loved two things above all: ketamine & dolphin sex!
he also inspired the movie Altered States. Ftr, he himself never did anything sexual with a dolphin, he just suggested a research assistant give the dolphin she was trying to communicate a handjob, basically, so that the dolphin would cooperate better. He also invented sensory deprivation flotation tanks, and believed that AI would eventually supersede humans and kill us all. Seriously though, wtf is up with dissociates and making people want to talk with dolphins? Besides JCL and that PCP wizard guy from the one VICE document, I independently developed an interest in wanting to make first contact with dolphins back when I was doing a lot of ketamine and various analogues of it, there's just something about them, I guess.
@@vanessaashford9203I think there is a lot of overlap between psychedelics/hallucinogens and the new age movement, and the new age movement developed a lot of weird theories about dolphins. Could be a connection there. But also, if you're disassociating from your immediate senses and engaging with a new perceptual awareness, you are likely doing a lot of meta-thinking about the natural world. You tend to see nature as more aware and alive in that state which may lead you to start thinking about more specific natural intelligences apart from humanity, which may then lead you to dolphins because their intelligence is the number one trait we associate with them. Less likely to think of chimpanzees because the intelligence of chimps has been much more specifically studied and tbh chimps are just more aggressive and r3tarded humans. But dolphins? Their intelligence seems unique, no less because they live in water, which is itself associated with the abyss...
John C. Lilly, a respected neuropsychologist, never had sex with a dolphin. I knew him slightly, and interviewed him for FUTURE LIFE magazine. You're right about the ketamines, though, trying to ride a bike down a steep hill while HAF nearly killed him!
Me, dialing my therapist: "Yeah hey Doc I'm so sorry but UA-cam algorithm did me dirty again, when's your next opening?"
😂😂😂for real.
Hey is this the line for the therapist-
Hearing the word “opening” after that description in the video gives me PTSD
I feel like I logically should have known dolphins have clitorises. But I somehow never thought about that. Huh 🤔
Same, I guess most creatures that enjoy sex have them.
what if your cat or dog has one
Never considered it on women, let alone dolphins.
most mammals have one
Clitoris as a proto-penis, so any mammal has one, though they are more prominent in animal species who engage in sexual activities for social reasons
The Donkey Kong OST makes the whole experience even more surreal.
EXPAND D O N G
I don't know when it started, but I just clued in like 11-12 minutes in lol. Fucking amazing
I now know more about the dark art of dolphin-human sex than I ever cared to.
R I G H T ?
What am I supposed to DO with all this? (Definitely not fuck a dolphin)
I always told myself that I'm always willing to learn new info for the fun of it...
Now that I have tHIS type of specific information, I really don't know what to do with it at this point.
@Salty Salmon Mo I-
5:19 “That’s gay! YUCKY!” 😆😂🤣 Everything you did when saying that was perfect comedic gold! The way you said it, your face and your hand movements ..... You LITERALLY made me do a “SPIT TAKE!” It actually flew out of my nose too. Good shit!! 😆😂🤣
Ignoring the beastiality, some of this is actually pretty solid relationship advice.
I agree. Every good relationship starts by peeking under the peduncle.
@@tomsbrainhurtsalot of course
Idk if that guy is correct but he wrote zoophilia is not beastiality
@@DevelonLP just like how a MAP is a pedo, a zoophile is a person who practices bestiality. Contrary to their statement, animals can't consent, no matter the species. Don't fuck animals.
@@DevelonLP z o o l o c a t e d
"..pre vet student and zoophile.."
God no!
No no no no no no no no.
"We're going to have to keep Bonzo overnight...for observation."
"Okay, if you're sure."
"Oh yes...I'm definitely sure."
I've seen archived excerpts and screenshots from old zoophile forums before they were shut down, because apparently I like to torture myself by reading that shit, and it was absolutely horrifying to me just how many of the people had jobs working with animals. Vets and vet techs, farm hands, animal groomers, dog breeders, ect.
@@CommanderWiggins As a vet tech that just makes me feel so incredibly sick. I'd like to think you'd notice right away if something is off with people but this made me seriously paranoid. I just pray I won't ever have the misfortune of working with someone like that... or that any of my current coworkers are like that...
NOW I AM WORRIED ABOUT MY CATS
There is a case of a Vet describeing when he locked himself with a Gold Retriever and performed anal sex with the owners dog,he says that he did that a lot during his work
@@soldadoryanbr7776 lol
The fucking Trauma Center music. You really have a way with soundtracks.
Troll Master
Children can't consent
Dead body can't consent
Animals can't consent
These are common knowledge. 🤦♀️
Common knowledge, but animals are evolved to get and give consent for sex. It's called COURTSHIP, and you learned about it in 6th grade biology! We just don't usually ask, because to us an animal's choice of mates may not be the mates we choose to breed it with! It may be a human law that they aren't, or can't, give consent, but it's not a BIOLOGICAL FACT. And children do not express a sex drive, whereas grown animals do! So please take your "common knowledge" and stick it where the moon doesn't shine.
@@MalcolmBrenner Don't gotta go through all those mental gymnastics just to say you think it's alright to be a freak and fuck dolphins
@@MalcolmBrennerwhy are you defending bestiality?
@@MalcolmBrenner
A. Are you really defending bestiality?
B. You’re responding to a 2 year old comment.
A dead body is an inanimate object.
Whang failing to keep composure describing a dolphin head as a "rounder, fatter mellon" has made my fucking day
You are the best subscription i have ever made.
I feel the need to turn myself into the police after watching this. why did I listen to all that....
How do you think those of us who were directed to this site in the late nineties felt?
Now everyone knows! The interwebs is watching you for sure now, son.
All I heard was rhythmic squeezing and under 2 minutes...
I watched this on Storyfire and now I’m watching it again here, I’m definitely on a watchlist somewhere
@@jacobstallard2678 haha for real.
So THIS is why Jotaro never had time to visit Jolyne
I *KNEW* there would be jojo fans in the comments lol
*_what are you implying here?_*
@@Yami-sx8qe me too
Lol, this comment made me very happy
Finally Jotaro had his STAR FINGER put to good use
Dragon wolf dolphin.... so he's DTF air, land and sea?
I'm literally terrified of dolphins...ever since the youtube video of the dolphin f'ing the holowed out fish carcass..its been me against them. I hate them.
Cheeky perverts
You just don't like that they aren't one night stand material. Keep it in your pants, Sarz.
sauce
Link?
yeah dude I'm never going near a fucking dolphin jesus christ
No one:
Whang after seeing dolphin nipples: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@Lemon Grab hey don’t soil the rest of the video I only got half way.
Have to ration myself
Don’t wanna go too crazy
@Lemon Grab dolphin pp uwu
what did i just read
@@dumworm6310 my god Zoe Aquino is such a fillipino name lol
Ok so this is not about the “relationship” between Margaret Lovatt and Peter. It was a NASA funded project where she formed an intimate bond with Peter, one of three dolphins she spent time with on St Thomas
The story is wild and straight up bizarre
I will add that she was allowed to study Peter and was assigned to teach him basic English, she became so enamored with him that she basically lived with this dolphin and waterproofed a good portion of the lab where the experiment took place and when Peters sexual urges got in the way she would relieve him if you know what I mean. Long story short it’s believed he had bonded with her as his partner and when she eventually left the island he committed suicide by closing his blow hole and refusing to breathe
@@williamsullivan4640 ...dolphin suicide was not one of the things I thought I'd learn today.
@@williamsullivan4640 Where are you getting that she became enamored with the dolphin? All I saw was that she relieved him when his urges got in the way of experimentation.
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Never thought dolphins could be so emo.
This guys content is vulgar, unique and special on UA-cam and I love it.
The dolphin house experiments with Margaret are definitely worth a deeper look. John Lilly wanted to live with dolphins as equals. He learned a lot and ended up releasing the dolphins when he could no longer keep them in humane conditions.
utterly wrong. and spiking them with LSD was unethical af. gtfo
I came here expecting this to be entirely about that episode.....should have know better.
That dussy got me acting strange.
please delete this
Please stop
@stupid horse aight see you then!
Dussy?!?! How could you type something so awful?
Please....... I can’t do this today
Dislikes are from people who got "injured" with dolphines.
No probably from the career liar mcjuggernuggets.
@@pladampa upset by reality tv too huh
@@thatjokerperson7062 exactly
I love that whang's approach to this kind of thing is "if i have to read it you have too"
Getting a sponsor on a reupload, that's an absolute win
You just can't keep a good Whang down.
Surprised I haven't seen one of those "Jotaro x Dolphin" jokes in the comments yet.
Edit: nvm
you ever heard of kakyoin x dolphin!jotaro
@@Frog101_Real no
@@Frog101_Real y know for the good of my soul i’m going to pretend this is a joke even though knowing fandoms it probably exists
@@nuggetvonmattenhorn7216 it exists and it's not the only one
a bit of a hypocrite, horse boy.
I basically sit around reloading my browser every 5 mins until a new Whang video pops up. Liked instantly. Favorite UA-camr on the platform. Super excited for some storyfirevideos.
Keep up the great work on your vids m8
11:30 imagine dying because you blew a dolphin
Ok but I can't be the only one mad that good relationship advice is being wasted on bestiality, can I?
Interspecies relationships are as valid as intraspecies ones
@Brupcat I'm not joking
@@Intrspace brug
@@Intrspace uh I guess it would be kind of hypocritical for someone who is for the fast food industry to argue with you…..
But I’m not, animals cannot consent
@@donaldtrumplover2254 If any animal could consent, a dolphin would be the one. They are horny just like humans, they have sex for fun, they masturbate, and they don't see a barrier between species. Why should we then?
I don't usually kink-shame, but I just can't see how anyone could look at a dolphin and think: "Hmm, smexy!"
On second thoought... Animals can't consent. I WILL kink-shame you.
Hey dude....you dint have to worry about kink shaming beastility. In all honedtly you should shame these people all you can it's disgusting and harmful
It make me sick thinking about a person who is willing to fuck an animal, like are you that desperate and lonely that you want to mate with them?
Dolphins are the exception to that rule, theyre absolutely as intelligent as humans. The real question tho is why someone would want to fuck such horrifying creatures. Dolphins beach whales to kill them, they arent trying to be helpful when they push people towards land.
@@thespider7898 they're still animals who cannot consent in a human way. No matter how "smart" they are. Its like those creeps who say that their victims are "so mature" for their age to excuse their actions. Its just wrong.
@@sillycookie In what way can dolphins not consent? This is not remotely the same as that since dolphins are as intelligent as humans with fully formed brains, are generally fully mature when this is occuring, and have the physical ability to utterly destroy a human with horrifying ease if they arent into it.
This isnt a situation where theyll be emotionally scarred by the experience, it isnt physically harming them either, and dolphins understand sex to the degree that they are known to do foreplay, masturbate, use their fins or foreign objects to please their partners, and willingly engage in play with all of their orifices.
Its certainly unnatural in the sense that it isnt sex which could conceivably create offspring (which is a good thing), but that could be said of countless human acts done for pleasure and also doesnt really matter.
I certainly wouldnt do it, but I fail to see any harm whatsoever except maybe to the human, since as Ive stated numerous times a dolphin can very easily maim people or worse.
There’s a lot of “things” I never thought I’d ever learn about in my life. This was one of those things.
I probably have not played Wave Race 64 in about twenty years but instantly recognized the music which you used brilliantly
Fun Fact: The Margaret Howe Lovatt story and the experiment as a whole has some inspiration to the creation of Ecco the Dolphin.
HAHAHA after you finally beat ECCO you end up at Margaret Howe's facility,after all those levels ECCO needs to release all that stress
First Whang talked about Scientology, the infamous My Little Pony Jar and now dolphins.......doing it!
You could be a late night infomercial.
I can't describe how hard it was to sit through all of this.
I had to stop the video several times to end the pain in my head.
Great video, as always!
Than never eat fast food again
The fact he gave health warnings and tips on how they like it best
And I thought the guy who had a glass jar break in his ass was the worst story I’d hear on this channel
Just watch the woman lobster story.
There are way worse stuff in the net
oh trust me, that's just the tip of the iceburg... you should hear the blowfly girl story someone wrote.
You sweet summer child...
I don't think anything will ever beat blowfly girl tbh, this is just some nice fun reading next to it
Good Vid, Love from North Korea!
Kim, baby, can we send some ramen noodles or something? Your people are eating grass clippings over there.
wassup kim
Thanks cousin
Wat up Kim? You kick the covid?
@@MalleusSemperVictor nah, we ate a iphones, it’s fine
"I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" .... BUT NOT LIKE THIS!
You speaking about sharks?
Just now realizing how many Bush jokes I've been suppressing since we've stopped having to think about him. XD
@@gabe_s_videos I can never forget though; he says some pretty wild shit
@@spate7207 Misunderestimate
Dolphins aren't fish. :|
The best thing that I’ve got from this video is that I had an urge to add aquatic ambience to my playlist and have found an incredible lofi instrumental rearrangement of it
I feel like the 90s ocean documentary music made me even more uncomfortable
Aquatic Ambience? That’s DKC music haha
@@cowboyluigi5275 hmmm ok
I swear officer the dolphin was coming on to me
if anyone's interested, drunk history had an episode on the LSD dolphin experiment and even with context, it is a fucking MESS
@Lemon Grab gonna save you a special seat in hell, pal
Never thought I would hear' "can I get an STD from a dolphin?"💀