What bro country sounds like to people who don't like bro country

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  • Опубліковано 11 жов 2024
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  • @ThereIRuinedIt
    @ThereIRuinedIt  4 місяці тому +1292

    Extended version now on Spotify, etc! (Just had to replace the Luke Bryan A.I. voice)

    • @IdealIdeas100
      @IdealIdeas100 4 місяці тому +22

      Can we listen to it anywhere else?

    • @bold810
      @bold810 4 місяці тому +3

      Jeff Jarrett/Ric Flair StutterStep Swagger Anna Stare.🎉

    • @Theegreygaming
      @Theegreygaming 4 місяці тому +36

      sadly this is still better than most country today.

    • @LAZRGATR
      @LAZRGATR 4 місяці тому +74

      You had to remove the Luke Bryan AI? Why? He’s the most generic country voice out there lmao

    • @TwoAcresandaMule
      @TwoAcresandaMule 4 місяці тому +7

      @@LAZRGATR LOL

  • @rasputozen
    @rasputozen 10 місяців тому +34280

    Gonna slip this into the rotation at the next barbecue and see if anyone notices.

    • @ItsaB3AR
      @ItsaB3AR 10 місяців тому +1725

      I expect they won’t 😂

    • @nanagreenhouse
      @nanagreenhouse 10 місяців тому +2636

      "BROOO I LOVE THIS SONG WHO IS THIS??" *shotguns beer*

    • @AdirondackRuby
      @AdirondackRuby 10 місяців тому +871

      Add in Bo Burnham's Country Song too!

    • @blackjed
      @blackjed 10 місяців тому +430

      Will need updates

    • @whathappy6052
      @whathappy6052 10 місяців тому +298

      Update us with a video when you do!

  • @christcarscountry6870
    @christcarscountry6870 6 місяців тому +11517

    "Fake Southern drawl" was the nail in country's coffin lmao. Court adjourned.

    • @clydecraft5642
      @clydecraft5642 6 місяців тому +443

      Yeah… all the country guys sound fake southern instead of just putting on a smooth voice

    • @seanculver8876
      @seanculver8876 6 місяців тому +255

      Predating the fake country drawl were a plethora of female country singers using the “SSSSH” sound at every turn. “Funny faisssh, I luuve eww, Funny faisssh, ah need ewww, Theesssh are tha ssshweeatest words ahv evah hurd.”

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 6 місяців тому

      ​@@seanculver8876what

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 6 місяців тому +362

      As a southerner with an Appalachain/deep south accent, I can confirm those fake southern accents are terrible and stand out. Never saw many actors that could do it properly either.

    • @Loj84
      @Loj84 6 місяців тому

      Even having never been to the south, it’s so obvious the drawl is forced and fake.

  • @declanashmore
    @declanashmore 6 місяців тому +12841

    I had no idea what bro country was, until I heard this. "Oh yeah, this stuff."

    • @aguynamedJason
      @aguynamedJason 6 місяців тому +277

      I call it di-ear-rhhea

    • @Treydemark
      @Treydemark 6 місяців тому +154

      same. i simply called it country

    • @ScottBFree
      @ScottBFree 6 місяців тому

      I think the proper term is "cracker rap"

    • @Supermanohman
      @Supermanohman 6 місяців тому +79

      My cousins listen to this and I had no idea bro country was a thing until now and I have to share this

    • @bEtHeSdA_LAME_sTuDi0s
      @bEtHeSdA_LAME_sTuDi0s 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@@Treydemark70s-90s country was actually genuine and soulful.

  • @Gamma2224
    @Gamma2224 2 місяці тому +1554

    Guys. I played this over the Bluetooth speaker at my dad's family reunion. NOT A FUCKING SOUL noticed.

    • @LilacLily17
      @LilacLily17 2 місяці тому +84

      You are a legend

    • @BoofsBoofington
      @BoofsBoofington Місяць тому +96

      I Wheezed so hard I woke the dog with his beer in his dirt that he got from a dirt road under my girl with the cut off chevy boots in my beer

    • @johnstamos5948
      @johnstamos5948 Місяць тому +30

      they probably started singing along

    • @joesmith6972
      @joesmith6972 Місяць тому +85

      I'm more concerned that you don't consider it your family reunion.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Місяць тому +29

      ​@@joesmith6972 You know, that's a valid point, what an odd way to phrase a family reunion 😅

  • @Qoboiboi
    @Qoboiboi 7 місяців тому +6937

    beer: 18 times
    truck: 17 times
    dirt: 13 times
    road: 8 times
    girl: 6 times
    boots: 6 times

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 7 місяців тому +58

      Thank you

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 7 місяців тому +161

      Thems the priorities.

    • @VesBox-s2g
      @VesBox-s2g 7 місяців тому +84

      beer wins again

    • @Dad_Lyon
      @Dad_Lyon 7 місяців тому +20

      What about Friday? Eh, just 2. Good list.

    • @significantlystrangeboi9929
      @significantlystrangeboi9929 7 місяців тому +13

      It would be funnier if it added up to 77 because that’s how long according to this channel that country music “lived” for. But no, it adds up to 51.

  • @jacksfilms
    @jacksfilms 10 місяців тому +11935

    I saluted at the whistle

    • @frebdle3067
      @frebdle3067 10 місяців тому +132

      hi john douglass

    • @NapoleonZ_
      @NapoleonZ_ 10 місяців тому +65

      Hi jacksfilms

    • @vrimb1
      @vrimb1 10 місяців тому +14

      nice

    • @TheWaffleEdits
      @TheWaffleEdits 10 місяців тому +127

      It’s the man, the myth, the legend
      JohnathonMovies

    • @vae8652
      @vae8652 10 місяців тому +33

      Greatest crossover in UA-cam history 🙏

  • @w.arning
    @w.arning 6 місяців тому +5762

    "She left me / but i did not care / drove my Chevy to the fridge / and got another beer..." - Hank Wayne

    • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
      @Hypnotically_Caucasian 6 місяців тому +279

      "Alcoholism doesn't run in our family- it drives. Caffeine gives you the clarity to grab the keys."

    • @thatguy6227
      @thatguy6227 6 місяців тому +41

      @@Hypnotically_Caucasian meth*

    • @DeMoreAF
      @DeMoreAF 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@@thatguy6227 fuck yeah 😎 jk, you need Jesus.

    • @thatguy6227
      @thatguy6227 6 місяців тому +23

      @@DeMoreAF me and Jesus BEEN cool 🙏

    • @gods-2nd-silliest-goose
      @gods-2nd-silliest-goose 6 місяців тому +20

      *Wank Hayne

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc 20 днів тому +103

    This is the type of music they blast at full volume in a Texas Roadhouse while you eat some of the best rolls and cinnamon butter the United States has to offer

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 6 місяців тому +7081

    "Got a beer in my beer" is actually fucking hilarious.

    • @XenoZbornak
      @XenoZbornak 6 місяців тому +367

      And a Chevy in my truck.

    • @Murph_gaming
      @Murph_gaming 6 місяців тому +102

      Beerception.

    • @phychmasher
      @phychmasher 6 місяців тому +80

      @@Murph_gaming so you can beer while you beer.

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 6 місяців тому +43

      @@phychmasherand truck while you Chevy

    • @DudeSoWin
      @DudeSoWin 6 місяців тому +17

      Makes a lot of sense when the bartender is offering flaming spiced tequila with the worm in it. No thanks, beer in my beer.

  • @LordKlektar
    @LordKlektar 10 місяців тому +4928

    “I’m proud of my pride”
    Dude, that is a great line.

    • @burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill
      @burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 7 місяців тому +69

      I snorted at that one 😂

    • @allanoostenbrink1362
      @allanoostenbrink1362 7 місяців тому +42

      It is one of the lines of all time

    • @BrettWyrick
      @BrettWyrick 6 місяців тому +6

      I was the thousandth thumbs up to this comment! It was at 999 and I hit the thumb! Do I win anything?

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 6 місяців тому +48

      ​@@BrettWyrickyou can now be proud of your pride.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 місяців тому +21

      Especially for somebody who has a beer in his beer and a Chevy in his truck. Now that's something to be proud to be proud of.

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 10 місяців тому +3875

    Truck in my truck...
    Truckception

  • @zigjib
    @zigjib 3 місяці тому +774

    There it is folks, we've gone so far beyond parody that the parody will be a hit song in the genre it was meant to be parodying.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 3 місяці тому +6

      If you've heard that Beyonce country song....

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 2 місяці тому +7

      That’s true for basically all good parodies
      Like how all of Weird Al’s songs are still great examples of the genre

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 2 місяці тому +10

      It's like that Italian guy who was making fun of how Italian people in the 70s were obsessed with English/American culture, so he wrote a song filled with utter gibberish that sounded vaguely like English. It became extremely popular

    • @zigjib
      @zigjib 2 місяці тому

      @@OlaftheGreat It's nothing like that. You're be perrotish and I'm starting to find it offensive.

    • @NiarahHawthorne
      @NiarahHawthorne 2 місяці тому +3

      Not the first time that's happened (Example: Song 2 by Blur. It was made to mock grunge and unironically became a hit.)

  • @ryangayowski1309
    @ryangayowski1309 10 місяців тому +6324

    "Beer, beer, beer, and I'm proud of my pride" might be the most American phrase ever written lol 😆

    • @slipknot54095
      @slipknot54095 10 місяців тому +61

      😂 🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf 10 місяців тому +222

      It reminded me of a verse from "Stupid Texas Song" by Austin Lounge Lizards":
      By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo!
      Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too
      Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed
      And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 10 місяців тому +33

      To be fair it fits Irish folk music pretty damn well too :P

    • @crayonzii
      @crayonzii 10 місяців тому +45

      I love Americans, they’re just so cute with their pride stuff

    • @ryangayowski1309
      @ryangayowski1309 10 місяців тому +54

      ​@@crayonziiYeah, it's like watching a child hang a picture of a kitty cat on the refrigerator they are pleased with 😅😅

  • @trarroyo
    @trarroyo 6 місяців тому +6148

    You didn't ruin it. You perfected it. Distilled to the highest purity.

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 6 місяців тому +150

      The Walter White of country music

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 6 місяців тому +105

      Agreed. This IS true country. Mainstream country was pretending to sound like something else. We've been Truckpilled by this fellow.

    • @TheAechBomb
      @TheAechBomb 6 місяців тому +33

      this is the everclear of country

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 6 місяців тому +32

      @@AF-tv6ufLMAO truck-pilled is now going to be a community on UA-cam.

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 6 місяців тому

      @@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Truckpilled is realizing that global warming can be ended if we put super-efficient carbon-capture tech on a giant 4x4 and burn all the oil, then make nanotubes out of the carbon and suddenly it's the World of Tomorrow we always wanted...Mind blown yet, darlin'? Yee-haw.

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 6 місяців тому +3065

    “I got a Chevy in my truck,”
    -Auto transporters

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 6 місяців тому +28

      Personally, I don’t understand all that technical truck jargon 🤷‍♂️

    • @treeman5263
      @treeman5263 6 місяців тому +4

      That was a great one lol 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @Viscalis
      @Viscalis 6 місяців тому +9

      @@gregbors8364Chevy is a brand…. that makes trucks….

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 6 місяців тому +35

      @@ViscalisSlow down, bro… that’s way over my head

    • @Viscalis
      @Viscalis 6 місяців тому +3

      @@gregbors8364 That is literally common knowledge. Chevrolet makes cars and trucks? How do you not know that? Unless you’re not North American?

  • @henrymars6626
    @henrymars6626 2 місяці тому +74

    Bro-country is the funniest wikipedia article I have ever read. It "caused a civil war" in the country community. The image is hilarious.

  • @GoogleUser-wf7bn
    @GoogleUser-wf7bn 6 місяців тому +3517

    "Modern country is just bad rock music with a violin track" - Tom Petty

    • @SkyPilot-qx2sb
      @SkyPilot-qx2sb 6 місяців тому +125

      Damm Petty bein savage

    • @nonome8206
      @nonome8206 6 місяців тому +166

      ​@@SkyPilot-qx2sb sounds kinda petty to me

    • @SkyPilot-qx2sb
      @SkyPilot-qx2sb 6 місяців тому +27

      @@nonome8206 aaaahhhh I see what ya did there

    • @CM4wsler
      @CM4wsler 6 місяців тому

      Nowadays its bad hip hop music with redneck pandering

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nonome8206ba dum tiss

  • @kyototomokui6676
    @kyototomokui6676 6 місяців тому +2980

    This is exactly what bro country sounds like no matter how much you like it.

    • @OR56
      @OR56 6 місяців тому +8

      People who don’t know where your pfp is from: :)
      People who recognize it: *Mr Incredible uncanny face*

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 6 місяців тому +6

      @@OR56 Wait how do you know what it is? 🤨

    • @Annihilator49
      @Annihilator49 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@OR56 He got you! Haha. 😊

    • @Errenium
      @Errenium 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@kyototomokui6676what is it?

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Errenium Character from an adult internet comic.

  • @velocirapture89
    @velocirapture89 7 місяців тому +2342

    “Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck” - William Shakespeare, King Lear

    • @keithl8300
      @keithl8300 7 місяців тому +66

      Hank William Shakesbeer

    • @theredneckcatholic1417
      @theredneckcatholic1417 7 місяців тому +15

      @@keithl8300 Well for what it's worth, Hank Williams was the antithesis of this kind of country music. He would be rolling in his grave at this kind of music.

    • @z74d-oy2uj
      @z74d-oy2uj 6 місяців тому +6

      at some point in life it is what it is ant it ain't what it ain't

    • @danielkover7157
      @danielkover7157 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@keithl8300 Underrated comment, right here, lol. 😂

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 6 місяців тому +5

      @@keithl8300they used to call Hank Sr “hillbilly shakespeare”

  • @dime_nail
    @dime_nail 2 місяці тому +190

    The only thing missing is the constant name-dropping of country legends, Hank Williams, George Straight, Willie, etc...

    • @Hi_Lonesome
      @Hi_Lonesome 2 місяці тому +33

      I feel like it could have talked about fishin’ a bit more. A masterpiece regardless

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 2 місяці тому +24

      Hank Song

    • @lightningscott5624
      @lightningscott5624 2 місяці тому +4

      ....and the hand clap section!

    • @Jeremy.Bearemy
      @Jeremy.Bearemy Місяць тому +4

      ​​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      1:06

    • @thrillrtflc
      @thrillrtflc 28 днів тому +4

      That's because doing so would replace David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" as the greatest country and western song of all time.

  • @michaelmclaughlin6542
    @michaelmclaughlin6542 10 місяців тому +3855

    You could play this on most country radio stations and nobody would even know it was meant as parody. It would just blend right in.

    • @powertothesheeple5422
      @powertothesheeple5422 10 місяців тому +333

      People would call in and request "let me hear that Chevy in my truck song"

    • @carrollpatriot5909
      @carrollpatriot5909 10 місяців тому +228

      Fun fact. That’s the exact story behind cotton eyed joe. Rednex is a country parody band that wrote a song about nothing making fun of how country music sounds. And Americans loved it

    • @cs91635
      @cs91635 10 місяців тому +124

      Cotton Eye Joe is a folk song from the 19th century

    • @nondescriptstraightwhitema6138
      @nondescriptstraightwhitema6138 10 місяців тому +18

      ​@chrisswinney9163 its also about stds

    • @renderedfrog
      @renderedfrog 10 місяців тому

      fr

  • @Hyssopo
    @Hyssopo 10 місяців тому +1666

    "Fishbait. Tailgate. Small town, yall! Hank song, whiskey shot, fake southern drawl!"
    Honestly the best part of the song

    • @Dad_Lyon
      @Dad_Lyon 7 місяців тому +97

      I preferred "I got my boots in the dirt. Got the dirt from the dirt road beneath my truck."
      I really appreciate comedy in threes apparently.

    • @Freakears
      @Freakears 7 місяців тому +57

      And of course bro country singers don't deserve to mention Hank, who is surely spinning in his grave over what they've done to the genre.

    • @donlitt
      @donlitt 7 місяців тому +5

      Sounds like it’s from a radio song 😂😂

    • @eddiemalvin
      @eddiemalvin 6 місяців тому +32

      ​@@Freakears Hank Williams inadvertently helped spawn this insufferable musical abomination.
      I'm sorry but the blood dripping from our ears is on Hank's hands.

    • @DigitalDeinosuchus
      @DigitalDeinosuchus 6 місяців тому +7

      That part did go hard

  • @JenksAnro
    @JenksAnro 10 місяців тому +3990

    Any time any word is rhymed with itself will always be funny and there are no exceptions

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 10 місяців тому +27

      It's fine if the previous words rhyme (without being the same). It's funny if the previous words are also the same.

    • @Arat1t1
      @Arat1t1 10 місяців тому +38

      The one exception being if it's the same word with a different meaning. Moustache by Twin Twin even does a triplet, same pronounciation but three different meanings.

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 10 місяців тому +26

      @@Arat1t1 Yea. At a minimum, be clever.

    • @pymarathon
      @pymarathon 10 місяців тому +23

      Extra credit if you further put the solo in the key of the song you're stealing instead of your actual key because you don't know enough theory to realize your mistake...

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 10 місяців тому +9

      Ever heard a Nicki Manaj song? Literally every one of them had a word rhymed with itself at least 4 or 5 times in a row.

  • @papawoody9597
    @papawoody9597 19 днів тому +14

    "In memory of country music". Brilliant! Merle, Hank, Buck, George, and both Johnnys (Cash and Paycheck) are spinning in their graves.

  • @indoorroadkill3369
    @indoorroadkill3369 10 місяців тому +774

    With self driving trucks becoming reality, it's only a matter of time before we hear songs about a guy's truck leaving him...

    • @jennrat2982
      @jennrat2982 10 місяців тому +34

      This got me thinking about a George Strait lyric...'Thinkin' maybe my trucks... gotten good at goodbyyye' 😂

    • @iroll
      @iroll 6 місяців тому +47

      I can't imagine that this joke is original, but it's the first time I've heard it, so you get credit for the spray of wine on my monitor 😂

    • @EvMund
      @EvMund 6 місяців тому +18

      Been a thing for years, it's called "my truck up and left me"

    • @mystacris
      @mystacris 6 місяців тому +4

      The scary thing is, this already happened.....

    • @SkyCloudsStudios
      @SkyCloudsStudios 6 місяців тому +37

      And the truck took the girlfriend, the kids and the tractor in the divorce

  • @TheCosmicChicken
    @TheCosmicChicken 4 місяці тому +2091

    He's got a beer in his beer, so he's got a dog at the wheel as his designated driver. At least he's responsible.

    • @phillipsafarik9448
      @phillipsafarik9448 3 місяці тому +100

      I wouldn't be so quick to assume that dog has not had a few beers himself

    • @demon10205
      @demon10205 3 місяці тому +35

      He also has a Chevy in his truck

    • @doznt12
      @doznt12 3 місяці тому +8

      I'll drink to that!

    • @MrSlayerboy99
      @MrSlayerboy99 3 місяці тому +8

      @@phillipsafarik9448beers have a funny way of spilling over whenever they’re left at snout level haha

    • @murderinmurphy6501
      @murderinmurphy6501 Місяць тому +3

      When you get beer in your beer it’s time to call it a night.

  • @juancovarrubias2918
    @juancovarrubias2918 6 місяців тому +676

    "in memory of country music" is a statement too honest.

    • @katwil89
      @katwil89 6 місяців тому +38

      And 1999 is just about correct as the year it died.

    • @nappa3550
      @nappa3550 6 місяців тому

      ​@@katwil89yup.

    • @jherboss2516
      @jherboss2516 6 місяців тому +14

      @@katwil89I'd wager 2001 considering you know what

    • @codydicken6400
      @codydicken6400 6 місяців тому +4

      I’ve always said that Tim McGraw song about the little boy going fishing was the official end.

    • @kugelblitz1557
      @kugelblitz1557 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@codydicken6400 Murder on Music Row live at the Astrodome has been the one I counted as the end. That last live concert George Strait did there.

  • @Gerishnakov
    @Gerishnakov 24 дні тому +18

    Have you considered putting some merch together? I would pay for a t-shirt informing people that I've got a beer in my beer and a chevy in my truck.

  • @BigBossTussBall
    @BigBossTussBall 6 місяців тому +967

    "That was a very nice country song but I dont get the joke." -my wife

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 6 місяців тому +119

      She must be real pretty...

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 6 місяців тому +3

      Is your wife also a unicorn?

    • @Ce0ammer
      @Ce0ammer 6 місяців тому +56

      ​@@XiaolinDraconisNah, she just went through the school system of the US of A.

    • @wesleystreet
      @wesleystreet 6 місяців тому +78

      @@Ce0ammer She's proud of her pride.

    • @TheBeefSlayer
      @TheBeefSlayer 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @TheWaffleEdits
    @TheWaffleEdits 10 місяців тому +2250

    As someone who listens to bro country, this is exactly what it sounds like

    • @Eliasraoficeal
      @Eliasraoficeal 10 місяців тому +27

      I agree 😅😅

    • @Daemonhawk
      @Daemonhawk 10 місяців тому +68

      As a guy who can’t stand country… I can get behind this.

    • @bulldawgsmedia
      @bulldawgsmedia 10 місяців тому +64

      This is way too close to the real thing. It is sad what “music” has become.

    • @penguiin12
      @penguiin12 10 місяців тому +48

      say youre sorry for having awful taste

    • @lewistasso8866
      @lewistasso8866 10 місяців тому +23

      It's time to discover what Country Music used to be. Check out the music from the '90s and then look up the legends and get that bad taste out!

  • @blackened872
    @blackened872 10 місяців тому +1288

    These lyrics were way less predictable than a modern country song. Much more variety here and it’s astonishingly enjoyable

    • @sledzeppelin
      @sledzeppelin 10 місяців тому +64

      I agree! "Cut-off jeans" instead of "tight jeans" is really innovative.

    • @jswizzleson1
      @jswizzleson1 10 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂 too funny

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 10 місяців тому +12

      Yeah i hate fun happy music too simple didnt even discuss systematic oppression of the lower class,how short our existance on earth is, or the inevitable doom lingering in the fact that nothing last and no one survives this life. .... booo!

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 7 місяців тому +35

      ​@@JamesBongowhat is the schizo talking about? 💀

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 7 місяців тому +1

      @@linguicaguy everybody emo

  • @StarlightNkyra
    @StarlightNkyra 2 місяці тому +15

    As someone who doesn't listen to bro country, this is 126% accurate.

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 10 місяців тому +1703

    Finally a song that accurately summarizes the dilemma of growing up in the country as someone who can't stand most country music.

    • @thetobi583
      @thetobi583 10 місяців тому +104

      Born in a small town, raised on country, only to turn metal the instant I heard "OH AH AH AH AH" for the first time. I know that feel

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus 10 місяців тому +40

      Listen to "Country Song" by Bo Burnham if you liked this song

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 10 місяців тому +26

      @@druid_zephyrus "I could sing it in Mandarin. I'd still be panderin...'

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus 10 місяців тому +1

      @AF-tv6uf 🎵...no shirt, no shoes, no Je*s, you didn't hear that...🎶

    • @gruu
      @gruu 10 місяців тому +56

      I love american country music, but this isn't that for me. This is a faar way from Bluegrass, mountain music, acoustic instruments, traditional dances etc. There's nothing "country" about it, it's just Patriotic Southern rock, which is fine, but don't call it country xD

  • @starchcontrast4214
    @starchcontrast4214 5 місяців тому +1487

    Country then: "One time, I shared a train car with an old man. He drank my whiskey, imparted the wisdom of the cosmos and then freaking died right in front of me."
    Country now:

    • @RetrofittedCalipers
      @RetrofittedCalipers 5 місяців тому +111

      The Gambler?

    • @starchcontrast4214
      @starchcontrast4214 5 місяців тому +48

      @@RetrofittedCalipers Naturally.

    • @markhudson2088
      @markhudson2088 5 місяців тому +192

      Country then: Songs of the common man. Country now: Lowest common denominator. There's a difference.

    • @Metalsmoke420TTW
      @Metalsmoke420TTW 4 місяці тому +5

      My head instinctively sang that.

    • @TheCosmicChicken
      @TheCosmicChicken 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@markhudson2088 This should be the top comment.

  • @PhillipAllenShio
    @PhillipAllenShio 6 місяців тому +863

    "Beer, beer, beer, and I'm proud of my pride!"
    That line gives me goosebumps every time.

  • @JClaus1221
    @JClaus1221 Місяць тому +6

    Dude, you made Wikipedia with this one. Congrats! They have it in the listing for Bro-Country.

  • @kyleanderson7026
    @kyleanderson7026 6 місяців тому +2111

    "Gotta beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck" so beautiful 🥲

    • @mattdobson7598
      @mattdobson7598 5 місяців тому +18

      Brought a tear to my eye 😂

    • @LordDeBahs
      @LordDeBahs 5 місяців тому +13

      lyrical genius

    • @mrstealyoblocks4473
      @mrstealyoblocks4473 5 місяців тому +43

      @@mattdobson7598 Brought a beer to my eye

    • @mattdobson7598
      @mattdobson7598 5 місяців тому +7

      @@mrstealyoblocks4473 thanks lol. Now it is a lyrical masterpiece

    • @KerioFive
      @KerioFive 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@mrstealyoblocks4473 my stomach hurts from laughing 🤣😵

  • @whiltoecardhonian3054
    @whiltoecardhonian3054 6 місяців тому +529

    So damn true. My wife likes this type of music and started playing it in the car on our way to a 3 hour destination. I started hearing shit like “putting beer in my tractor and giving my horse a gun” I was just like “what the fuck is this shit?” lol no way they think this is good in the studio

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 6 місяців тому +67

      There was that song about... 20 years ago now (damn) that went "Gotta get a little mud on the tires", and I swear the first time I heard that line I thought he was saying, "Gotta get a little blood on the tires." Sh*t got all Deliverance all of a sudden...

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@RobMacKendrick I loved that song. Granted, I was 17 driving on a fresh license in my old Accord... XD
      There were pretty much two genres of music on the radio then: country and classic rock. That was one of the last country songs I remember liking. T^T

    • @Foxx488
      @Foxx488 6 місяців тому +3

      @@RobMacKendrick that would be "Mud on the tires" by Brad Paisley

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Foxx488 It is indeed.

    • @titaniumvideos1039
      @titaniumvideos1039 6 місяців тому +11

      You should introduce her to older country music it's so much better and actually tells real and heartwarming stories through good music this new stuff is awful

  • @KuzakoTheAvali
    @KuzakoTheAvali 5 місяців тому +2164

    "Bro country? What is bro country?"
    *First line plays*
    "Ah. Got it."

  • @emmyloutidwell1024
    @emmyloutidwell1024 3 місяці тому +7

    Fun fact: a lot of the bro country of the early 2010s was produced by Joey Moi - the same guy who produced most of Nickelback’s hits.

  • @TaigaCatOfficial
    @TaigaCatOfficial 6 місяців тому +584

    “Got a beer in my beer”
    Maybe that’s why he had a Chevy in his truck

    • @fight_against_bullshit
      @fight_against_bullshit 6 місяців тому +23

      At least he was proud of his pride, beer beer beer 🍻

    • @kimmiann5690
      @kimmiann5690 6 місяців тому +11

      *cut off jeans truck

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics 6 місяців тому +9

      I think that's got more to do with the dog at the wheel. Wouldn't be my first choice for a designated driver.

    • @bobbobson3999
      @bobbobson3999 6 місяців тому

      He was drinking a beer in his beer while driving down a dirty dirt road and now he has a chevy in his truck. lol

  • @BingWrosby
    @BingWrosby 10 місяців тому +1258

    Went with some friends last minute to a Luke Bryan concert. We were way out in the lawn seats where we could hear every 3rd or 4th word or so. This is incredibly accurate.

    • @chrismurphyracing94
      @chrismurphyracing94 10 місяців тому +69

      I saw him once in like 2011 and I swear he was just completely hammered messing around on a piano

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 10 місяців тому +21

      I'm sorry you had to witness thst

    • @irok1
      @irok1 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@divinecomedian2I'm sorry you missed out

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 10 місяців тому +19

      “I’m prouda my pride!” 😆

    • @KalynTrubia
      @KalynTrubia 10 місяців тому +1

      I got to go to a show to. HES SO GOOD

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 6 місяців тому +1176

    “Fish bait, tailgate, small town y’all,
    Hank song whisky shot, fake southern drawl”
    Why does it go so hard??

    • @seanharris8419
      @seanharris8419 5 місяців тому +20

      Banger

    • @triplepyrite
      @triplepyrite 5 місяців тому +11

      i could listen to this shit all day

    • @Spencycle
      @Spencycle 3 місяці тому +2

      The words fit together so cleanly

    • @kyle9401
      @kyle9401 3 місяці тому +3

      Because we've heard the same thing on the radio on country stations for the last couple decades haha. We're just desensitized to the point where it kind of slaps.

    • @philcollinslover56705
      @philcollinslover56705 3 місяці тому

      1:03

  • @LA6NPA
    @LA6NPA 2 місяці тому +9

    Bro country really is just lists of things set to a melody.

  • @MountainSionnach
    @MountainSionnach 6 місяців тому +1238

    "In memory of country music (1922 - 1999)" I felt that so much lol

    • @yeehaw23smitty
      @yeehaw23smitty 6 місяців тому +5

      Absolutely.

    • @hoobness
      @hoobness 6 місяців тому +48

      1999!!? Nah 1990. Garth Brooks' Low Places was the beginning of bro country.

    • @maddhatter3564
      @maddhatter3564 6 місяців тому +16

      very few country songs after about 92.

    • @sweetpepino1907
      @sweetpepino1907 6 місяців тому +11

      Long dead, but not forgotten.

    • @llxxlxxlxxll
      @llxxlxxlxxll 6 місяців тому +11

      Check out Sturgill Simpson and Tyler Childers. There's a few left still doing it. But yeah it's dead

  • @Historybluff1986
    @Historybluff1986 10 місяців тому +1844

    As a man raised on 90s country, i appreciate you recognize the fall of country music with this gem.

    • @SuperChaoticus
      @SuperChaoticus 10 місяців тому +89

      As someone raised on 60s and 70s Country, 90s and beyond all falls flat.

    • @akirak1871
      @akirak1871 10 місяців тому +155

      I was never a huge country listener, but I didn't dislike it, and I had some respect for the cultural authenticity and the fact that it was actually created by people playing instruments. It felt more like real music than whatever else was on the radio. That's all gone now - it's turned into lazy songwriting with utterly forgettable instrumentals and a god-awful hiphop beat slapped over it for some reason.

    • @blakejones6206
      @blakejones6206 10 місяців тому +62

      Came here to say this.... Post 90's country has been trash.

    • @puppy14
      @puppy14 10 місяців тому +20

      Came in here to say this. My sister listened to country growing up, and while it never caught on with me, that old stuff is classic.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 10 місяців тому +36

      90s country was also trash. Country really started turning into bro country in the early 90s. There hasn't been good country music since like the 1970s.

  • @FrankBlissett
    @FrankBlissett 6 місяців тому +986

    I don't like bro-country, and I know this is a parody ... but you've just released the greatest hook I've heard in decades!

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 6 місяців тому +67

      GOT A BEER IN MY BEER / AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK

    • @Qossuth
      @Qossuth 6 місяців тому +7

      @@andrewkoster6506 Exactly that.

    • @briandorough498
      @briandorough498 6 місяців тому +1

      As much as i love it the drums are too busy for the genre and the mixings a bit rough for it to pass as radio quality

    • @micahdietrich7166
      @micahdietrich7166 6 місяців тому +3

      I feel the same way!

    • @masterbaiter9856
      @masterbaiter9856 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@briandorough498"radio quality"😂

  • @tellmewhenitsover
    @tellmewhenitsover 9 днів тому +3

    I used to live in a town where we could only get 2 radio stations. One was this non stop, the other was half top 10 soulless autotune party anthem crap and then half this. I still like driving without music.

  • @MiCKi914
    @MiCKi914 10 місяців тому +701

    "Red, white and blue, girl, Friday night" is absolute genius

    • @shinydavidhowell
      @shinydavidhowell 10 місяців тому +26

      If high school football had a regular national TV slot like college and pro football, this would be the perfect basis of a theme for it.

    • @chrismurphyracing94
      @chrismurphyracing94 10 місяців тому +22

      Not far off when Stephen Tyler put out some country stuff and one of the lines was "bang, bang bang, like the fourth of july"

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 10 місяців тому +1

      @@chrismurphyracing94👅😬

    • @LOS18
      @LOS18 10 місяців тому +3

      it sounds like it came right out of a bro country song

    • @salazam
      @salazam 21 день тому

      They just name things people like. I can't think of any worse pandering.

  • @curiouscatlabincgetsworrie7755
    @curiouscatlabincgetsworrie7755 6 місяців тому +423

    "Yeah! That's it! Record it ten or so more times and we've got ourselves an album!!!"

    • @emmajumet7367
      @emmajumet7367 3 місяці тому +3

      But you gotta make sure that every version is just different enough that they don't notice they're all the same.

  • @jonnovak6856
    @jonnovak6856 6 місяців тому +474

    I like that the dog has commandeered the truck. Presumably to escape the beer fueled bonfire where this type of music is being unironically played

    • @sinrock85
      @sinrock85 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @russellziske7385
      @russellziske7385 6 місяців тому +4

      Bro country fans won’t get your joke.

    • @ferngullygusher
      @ferngullygusher 6 місяців тому +2

      This comment is as funny as the video

    • @CocoFirenze
      @CocoFirenze 6 місяців тому

      ​@russellziske7385 I know right? I'm trying to figure out a way to send it to my brother. As a 'country' fan he may
      not get it 🤣

    • @jaybee-je9dl
      @jaybee-je9dl 6 місяців тому +3

      Didnt want to wait around till everyone at this sausage fest started getting a little handsy

  • @NickWeissMusic
    @NickWeissMusic 3 місяці тому +5

    90’s pop + lyrics about dirt = bro country

  • @JoelEmberson
    @JoelEmberson 4 місяці тому +841

    Hear that subtle mandolin? That's textbook pandering

  • @crystaleevee1334
    @crystaleevee1334 10 місяців тому +515

    As someone who absolutely *hates* bro country music, can confirm, this is what it sounds like. I demand a full version with a music video now.

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 10 місяців тому +13

      I don’t. I actually can’t stand this music bc of both of the sound but also the principle of it. It’s lazy garbage

    • @NDiLoreto2007
      @NDiLoreto2007 10 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@zzodysseuszzwhoooosh

    • @mayb3192
      @mayb3192 7 місяців тому +2

      @@zzodysseuszz r/wooosh

    • @brendofire2084
      @brendofire2084 7 місяців тому

      @@zzodysseuszzr/wooooooosh

    • @Cec9e13
      @Cec9e13 7 місяців тому +1

      Exactly what it sounds like.

  • @TheTexas1994
    @TheTexas1994 10 місяців тому +373

    “Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck”

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 10 місяців тому +22

      This is a deep cut reference to National Lampoon's _Klein Bottle Road Trip_ starring Chevy Chase.

    • @BleedForTheWorld
      @BleedForTheWorld 10 місяців тому +13

      @@GSBarlev DEEPEST LORE

    • @bigballzs
      @bigballzs 10 місяців тому +11

      @@GSBarlevso translation is roughly , he has a tall boy and Chevy chase in his truck. Pure genius this is

    • @lewistasso8866
      @lewistasso8866 10 місяців тому +4

      Got a dog in my dog and a tractor in my trailer...we could go on!

    • @royaleroque7716
      @royaleroque7716 10 місяців тому +5

      🎶 I got boots in my boots and a burger with my steak....

  • @sethdavid2117
    @sethdavid2117 5 днів тому +3

    Omg…they’re RIGHT! Country music died in 1999, Allen Jackson brought it back for that one song after 9/11, be besides that yeah, 1999 was the final year. 😢

  • @arcadeus5546
    @arcadeus5546 10 місяців тому +544

    This is exactly why for the longest time growing up I thought I just didn't like music. You can not escape this crap where I live.

    • @wrenbyrd1093
      @wrenbyrd1093 10 місяців тому +26

      I moved away from my hometown to a bigger city a couple of hours away, then I visited there with my mother recently. Every store/fast food place was playing country music and I hated it! 🤣

    • @Clasteau
      @Clasteau 10 місяців тому +18

      Waylon Jennings' son Shooter Jennings had an album called "Put the O Back in Country". Always made me think of this stuff.

    • @clonecommandermike332
      @clonecommandermike332 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ClasteauDang I didn't know Shooter Jennings was Waylon's son. I remember hearing Shooter's songs in NASCAR 07.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen 10 місяців тому +10

      I'm sorry that you had to live through that. Can I offer you a 20 hour playlist of the best rock from '68 to present day?

    • @ColonelEviscerator
      @ColonelEviscerator 10 місяців тому +7

      Oh please. I grew up surrounded by country and I still discovered a love for heavy metal before highschool. You were just afraid to try something new.

  • @werdnusboo
    @werdnusboo 10 місяців тому +459

    I've often wondered, "What will happen when Weird Al isn't around anymore?" But now I know: a new hero has arisen to carry that torch.

    • @phoenixvance6642
      @phoenixvance6642 7 місяців тому +23

      Weird al respects what he parodies. This man just callously murdered a whole genre of music

    • @Yorie1234
      @Yorie1234 7 місяців тому +29

      @@phoenixvance6642 This is more beating a horse that had already been killed by Bo Burnham

    • @CoraCreates
      @CoraCreates 7 місяців тому

      @@phoenixvance6642*respectfully murdered (as a parody)

    • @CoraCreates
      @CoraCreates 7 місяців тому

      @@Yorie1234*Did* Bo Burnham kill country…? /gq

    • @TheMetalButcher
      @TheMetalButcher 7 місяців тому +28

      Wield Al got replaced by weird AI.

  • @thetaoist8
    @thetaoist8 6 місяців тому +579

    Missing something about a radio. Almost always something about the radio.

    • @cobbler88
      @cobbler88 6 місяців тому +17

      Tune it to a country show.

    • @AutoToonsAnimation
      @AutoToonsAnimation 6 місяців тому +1

      I LOVE country music on a radio, waiting for Hemtime Country Style on B93

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 6 місяців тому +18

      They always on the raydyow in ma tryuck

    • @zilfondel
      @zilfondel 6 місяців тому +1

      5Geees or da covids?.

    • @JasonPruett
      @JasonPruett 6 місяців тому +2

      radio reminds me of my home far away.

  • @gurkagurkadurka6688
    @gurkagurkadurka6688 17 днів тому

    "And i'm proud of my pride" is easily the best line. It encapsulates the mindlessness and simplicity of the genre. It's literally all about being proud for the sake of being proud.

  • @Ang3lUki
    @Ang3lUki 10 місяців тому +317

    I used to work as a janitor at an oil services company, and EVERYONE there listened to bro country. Luke Bryan's voice is burned into my skull, and this is PAIN

    • @MichaelDeMersLA
      @MichaelDeMersLA 6 місяців тому +5

      I cannot imagine a worse job than janitor at an oil field service company. Thank you for putting my own suffering into perspective. An oilfield caterer in Midland area told me that they used to drive down a line of trucks on a 4x4 and have out catered meals served in 5 gallon buckets. Like there's a burger in there and then they just fill a huge bucket with fries and stuff

    • @michelegraham1181
      @michelegraham1181 6 місяців тому +7

      I used to work at a copy and print shop, and the other two women there listened to Luke Bryan when they opened the store. I told my friends: "Luke Bryan has one song, and he's released it a thousand times, and no one notices but me."

    • @Ang3lUki
      @Ang3lUki 6 місяців тому

      @@MichaelDeMersLA Whoo I'm glad I never got shipped up, I just cleaned mobile generator units and the warehouse where they stored them after being shipped back from the slope.

    • @Ang3lUki
      @Ang3lUki 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MichaelDeMersLA I knew a line cook who worked on the north slope for decades, one of the most miserable men I've ever met

    • @EpsilonKnight2
      @EpsilonKnight2 6 місяців тому +3

      It's the same pain working in various retail places in the south too. Hardware stores, sporting goods stores and hunting places like Bass Pro Shop play this trash 24/7 and it's maddening.

  • @SonRob01
    @SonRob01 10 місяців тому +276

    A dirt road
    A cold beer
    A blue jeans
    A red pickup
    A rural noun, simple adjective

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 10 місяців тому +44

      Panderiiiiiing 🎶🎶🎶

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 7 місяців тому +11

      I am driving my Truck with my High Heels on ..
      amazing how the parodies are better country songs than country songs.

    • @Cec9e13
      @Cec9e13 7 місяців тому +8

      I love "a blue jeans"

    • @thomaschilds8781
      @thomaschilds8781 7 місяців тому +3

      Join two of these with the word "in" and you have half a verse already

    • @x1RoBoT3x
      @x1RoBoT3x 7 місяців тому +17

      That is a scarecrow.

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 7 місяців тому +550

    As a fan of country music, I hate how accurate this is and that you somehow made it sound decent.

    • @KrAkHeN87
      @KrAkHeN87 6 місяців тому +11

      Scary accurate lmao

    • @Unpainted_Huffhines
      @Unpainted_Huffhines 6 місяців тому +31

      _*new_ country

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 6 місяців тому +17

      @@Unpainted_Huffhines I know what I said.

    • @KrAkHeN87
      @KrAkHeN87 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Rose-yx6jq lol great comeback... if you have to ask you'll never know and if you know you'll never need to ask lol

    • @IdgaradLyracant
      @IdgaradLyracant 6 місяців тому +12

      Country died with Garth Brooks. No one after him have lived the life that defined country. It's just rock music trying to emulate a genre defined by a lifestyle they no longer live.

  • @CentiZen
    @CentiZen 3 місяці тому +3

    "Got the Dirt, Got the Dirt from a Dirt Road Beneath my Truck" is honestly such a unbelievably good line it makes me want to like country

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam 14 днів тому

      if every song was like this ironically it would be my favorite genre i think

  • @Steve-737
    @Steve-737 10 місяців тому +1111

    This song got me through a rough time. Thank you for this. 😢

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 10 місяців тому +30

      Fake southern drawl

    • @veedriver
      @veedriver 10 місяців тому +29

      Thoughts and prayers, bro

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 10 місяців тому +42

      @@veedriver Beer thoughts and truck prayers

    • @lifefindsaway483
      @lifefindsaway483 10 місяців тому +7

      It think this is humor but if it Ain’t. 🙏🏻

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 10 місяців тому +4

      🍻 y'all

  • @devinmcmanus
    @devinmcmanus 10 місяців тому +234

    "In memory of Country Music 1922 - 1999" 🤣 This deserves a CMA Award.

    • @steveunderhill5935
      @steveunderhill5935 10 місяців тому +14

      I wonder what song was the cut off in 1999

    • @PplsChampion
      @PplsChampion 6 місяців тому

      Bawitdaba was first played on radio in feb 1999, not exactly bro country but it tainted the entire water supply forever@@steveunderhill5935

    • @rgl_motorsports
      @rgl_motorsports 6 місяців тому +4

      Being a teenager in the 90's listening to country music here and there up until 2009, the attitude back then was that Garth/"Pop Country" was killing country music. Pretty much the same as what "we" in our 40's think about Bro Country.

    • @richardhtx
      @richardhtx 6 місяців тому +3

      @@rgl_motorsports I remember in the 90s thinking that Garth had a fake accent and his music was pop garbage. I myself was a teen in the 80s, so I suppose true to form, I'd say that "we" in our 50's would take about 10 years off the "death date" for country music (instead of 1922-1999 -- it's 1922-1989)... IMO anyway.

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 4 місяці тому

      @@richardhtx Yeah, I would say that Garth was the exact moment that country music "jumped the shark" as they say.

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 10 місяців тому +158

    What happens when you play a country song backwards? Your truck starts running, your dog comes home, you get hired back on your job, and your wife comes back to life.

    • @frankrodman6133
      @frankrodman6133 6 місяців тому +3

      HA !!

    • @KrAkHeN87
      @KrAkHeN87 6 місяців тому +7

      Damn straight lol... that's an old joke but a great one

    • @QuantumCairo
      @QuantumCairo 6 місяців тому

      Shut yo' mouth and shame the devil 🤣
      p.s. edit, this is now extra funny. Google thought I was being mean with my response lol...it hasn't been talking to enough old people I don't think -_-''

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 6 місяців тому +3

      Rascall Flatts actually had a song called "Backwards" that pretty much says the same thing. X3

    • @flannigan7956
      @flannigan7956 6 місяців тому

      Correct he shouldn't a talked about dogs if he was just making fun of newer country

  • @ajspice
    @ajspice 2 місяці тому +3

    "Gotta Beer In My Beer" is the title for anyone who is curious.

  • @jasonparker6138
    @jasonparker6138 6 місяців тому +204

    Party on Saturday, church on Sunday. And so forth. Sh*t gets old. But now I'm going to drive down the road singing "got a beer in my beer and I'm proud of my pride." That is catchy.

    • @rowdycowboy85
      @rowdycowboy85 6 місяців тому +5

      Beer in my beer had me rolling lmfao

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna 6 місяців тому +3

      and I'm proud of my pride. - 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero!

    • @jasonparker6138
      @jasonparker6138 6 місяців тому

      @@Nalianna When they come out with a King Ranch edition of the Canyonero, I'll consider it. I want my neighbors to know who's boss 😄

    • @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn
      @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn 5 місяців тому +1

      how is it catchy that line isn't anywhere

    • @jasonparker6138
      @jasonparker6138 5 місяців тому

      @@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn You're right, I think I combined two different lines. Still catchy though.

  • @UnboundParadigm
    @UnboundParadigm 10 місяців тому +441

    These lyrics are so poignant, I cried a single manly tear. "Got the dirt from a dirt road beneath my truck" indeed. Such beautiful wordplay!

    • @jeffhughes1318
      @jeffhughes1318 10 місяців тому +9

      As long as it really was a single manly tear, that is ok. Bro.

    • @wrenbyrd1093
      @wrenbyrd1093 10 місяців тому +7

      That’s just dirt in your eye. 😂

    • @alexflosho
      @alexflosho 10 місяців тому +10

      "Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck" 🥲

    • @levigoodwin3522
      @levigoodwin3522 10 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@wrenbyrd1093Red dirt, of course.

    • @ManiacClown
      @ManiacClown 10 місяців тому +5

      Do you mean you cried a singly manly beer?

  • @whiterabbit3515
    @whiterabbit3515 6 місяців тому +853

    "I'm proud of my pride"... literally spit out my beer onto a dirt road laughing at that one.

    • @minnesotamarine9861
      @minnesotamarine9861 5 місяців тому +12

      LOL Now I gotta go out to my gravel driveway and look at the field gulp a beer down and spit the last sip of backwash in the dirt.

    • @conspiracyx8916
      @conspiracyx8916 5 місяців тому

      I think it would have been funnier if it was
      "I'm proud of my Chevy truck"

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums 5 місяців тому

      HEARD THAT....

    • @IsDefinitelyHuman
      @IsDefinitelyHuman 5 місяців тому +2

      The line means 2 things, "I'm proud of who I am" and "I'm proud I'm part of this country, and not afraid to show it."
      Has nothing to actually do with LGBTQA+ who have taken the word the the extremes.

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums 5 місяців тому +11

      @@IsDefinitelyHuman just checking...you realize that this song is satirical right?

  • @christianfoster3806
    @christianfoster3806 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro country is to country what butt rock is to rock. Perfectly played, perfectly produced, perfectly predictable, pretentious posturing about being a badass

  • @Thanquol114
    @Thanquol114 6 місяців тому +166

    As someone who works at a Cracker Barrel I can say this is closer to reality than parody. I’m not sure whether to be horrified or impressed.

    • @Justajawnie
      @Justajawnie 6 місяців тому +9

      Thats how you know its real art

    • @sinrock85
      @sinrock85 6 місяців тому +3

      Both is correct 😂

    • @chrisB_OG
      @chrisB_OG 6 місяців тому +2

      That's why it's so good

    • @PirateEmcee
      @PirateEmcee 6 місяців тому

      @@sinrock85- Exactly! Why not both? 😂

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 6 місяців тому +1

      They really put the "Cracker" in Cracker Barrel.

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 6 місяців тому +236

    "In memory of country music 1922-1999"
    I feel that, man. I used to be one of those "I like everything except rap and country" people, but I eventually discovered that pre-00's rap and country were actually pretty great. It's just modern pop that's soulless braindead crap.

    • @InchonDM
      @InchonDM 6 місяців тому +14

      I'm very thankful that I was exposed to Willie Nelson and classic western at a very young age. It instills appreciation for how much soul actually can exist in the genre.

    • @kristiannelson1851
      @kristiannelson1851 6 місяців тому +6

      Same! Was all fun and games and then he hit us with that truth bomb at the end. Now they're trying to destroy it even more with Beyonce.

    • @DarranKern
      @DarranKern 6 місяців тому +21

      Country music was killed in 1993 by Billy Ray Cyrus.
      “Achey Breaky Heart” was an apocalypse
      Then his spawn killed pop

    • @redridingcape
      @redridingcape 6 місяців тому +6

      Yeah, there are still some gems out there like Old Crow Medicine Show and Chris Stapleton (there's more, but those are my favorites) who are newer, but I absolutely cannot listen to 95% of modern country.

    • @lornearland3018
      @lornearland3018 6 місяців тому +8

      I'm not sure there's a genre that's been more thoroughly gutted of it's soul than country.

  • @NicktheMac
    @NicktheMac 6 місяців тому +96

    I don't get it. Did you just record 1:32 minutes of South Georgia FM radio?

    • @Tylermaddox1911
      @Tylermaddox1911 Місяць тому +3

      I agree Saturday night jukebox is where it's at.

  • @DrZacsToySoldiers
    @DrZacsToySoldiers 3 місяці тому +9

    You nailed it! This is pretty much every country song today! I grew up listening to real country, and I can't stand this sh*t! Awesome job, subbed!

  • @matt4048
    @matt4048 10 місяців тому +760

    You. Got. EVERYTHING. Right.
    The truck obsession. The off-putting fake southern drawl. The faux-nationalism. The small-town fetishism. The level of alcohol obsession which would keep an AA chapter permanently in business.
    Even the dates of death of GOOD country music. The stuff that had a varied sound and actual meaning, instead of how... *corporate* bro-country actually is.
    You have put the words to my pain, thank you.

    • @BombshElle_7
      @BombshElle_7 10 місяців тому +47

      Facts. It's exactly why I can't fully enjoy country music. BTW, the "small town fetishism" word combo is hilarious.

    • @holysirsalad
      @holysirsalad 10 місяців тому +39

      Corporate is absolutely right. Gotta be a Chevy or Ford. The only kind of whiskey is Jack Daniel's. *Sometimes* I wonder if there's another layer to this, like wrestling...
      And then there's Try That in a Small Town

    • @jackmyhre8759
      @jackmyhre8759 10 місяців тому +28

      @@holysirsaladI never did like that song. From growing up in a small town, people weren’t pure and upstanding. It’s all on who lived there the longest and knew the current sheriff 😂
      Don’t get me wrong, I knew some very nice people but everyone had their own little weird side or extreme opinions/actions. lol

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 10 місяців тому +17

      He forgot to claim ownership to a heritage of romantic culture, even though they been living in the same homogenized strip mall internet world we all have for three decades.

    • @fritzcolburn
      @fritzcolburn 10 місяців тому +9

      "The level of alcohol obsession which would keep an AA chapter permanently in business." - I feel attacked.

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 6 місяців тому +133

    The sequel to Bo Burnhams Pandering we didnt know we needed

  • @Unpainted_Huffhines
    @Unpainted_Huffhines 6 місяців тому +354

    No line in this parody is more ridiculous than
    _"this big-block chevy with a lift kit, would look a hell of a lot better with you UP IN IT."_

    • @SegaRallyRevo
      @SegaRallyRevo 6 місяців тому +68

      I heard that shit way too much when I was in high school. The pain of being a non-country southerner is real.

    • @Unpainted_Huffhines
      @Unpainted_Huffhines 6 місяців тому +18

      @@SegaRallyRevo This is how we roll.

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 6 місяців тому +26

      I checked out that song and it's funny how many things this song has were in that one. Girl, truck, backroads and of course the massive american flag in the video, they might have even been drinking beer too

    • @Unpainted_Huffhines
      @Unpainted_Huffhines 6 місяців тому

      ​@@dabtican4953It's hip-hop that's for conservative white people.
      IE, it's all annoying ear worms that all sound exactly the same.

    • @Unpainted_Huffhines
      @Unpainted_Huffhines 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@dabtican4953I replied to you, but UA-cam decided to auto-delete it.

  • @cjgmaing12dy
    @cjgmaing12dy Місяць тому +1

    When your happy you like the lyrics, when your sad, you understand them 🥲

  • @ClassyCat06
    @ClassyCat06 6 місяців тому +323

    Now make a part two but all the girls are reffered to as "pretty things" and include the words "Redneck" "Farmer" "Hard workin" "guitar" and "jar"/"Moonshine"

    • @frankkrunk
      @frankkrunk 6 місяців тому +57

      Excuse me, do you mean "purdy lil thang"?

    • @Dirt-3-
      @Dirt-3- 6 місяців тому +4

      Don’t forget updocks you know country boys love their updocks

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 6 місяців тому +26

      "Four wheel drive"

    • @m310grass
      @m310grass 6 місяців тому +4

      Rhyme bacardi and party, Florida Georgia Line's done that a couple times

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Dirt-3-What is an updocks?

  • @slipperynickels
    @slipperynickels 10 місяців тому +312

    i’m gonna mix two different beers later and say i’ve got a beer in my beer

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 10 місяців тому +12

      That’s actually very clever. Lol. 😂🤣

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 10 місяців тому +24

      next someone has to find a miniature model of a Chevy truck, (note someone who already owns a Chevy truck has to do this), and then hang it on their rearview mirror, and then say got a Chevy in my truck

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 10 місяців тому +5

      @@BlindMelonLord reminds me of a diner where i used to live which had an entire wall of model long hauler trucks that im pretty sure were based off "local" trucker's rides

    • @bartolomeothesatyr
      @bartolomeothesatyr 10 місяців тому +10

      Don't mix 'em, *_layer_* 'em. Guinness and Bass Ale go well together.

    • @ruffestneckaround
      @ruffestneckaround 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BlindMelonLordI have the Hot Wheels of my truck in my truck, but it's a Ram 😅

  • @Malthanos
    @Malthanos 6 місяців тому +493

    Imagine waking up 2,000 years later and archeologists believe this is uniroically how country music sounded.

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 6 місяців тому +89

      It's not to far off the be fair

    • @chrismorrison9140
      @chrismorrison9140 6 місяців тому +100

      This is how country music sounds.

    • @jacob9583
      @jacob9583 6 місяців тому +72

      This is exactly how modern country sounds

    • @landonlogsdon490
      @landonlogsdon490 6 місяців тому

      And the "UN" UN-nazied the world. Forever

    • @kimmiann5690
      @kimmiann5690 6 місяців тому +18

      Came here to say what's already been said ×3.

  • @AJB_twoleftwings
    @AJB_twoleftwings 11 днів тому

    I appreciate that through the random you still made it rhyme in key moments.

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 6 місяців тому +125

    I was going through radio stations the other day and came across a country song about a guy drinking beer while a girl in cut off jeans danced in the bed of his truck.
    The song after that was about a girl drinking beer in a field. I think there was a truck in that one too.
    I thought y'all were kidding about how accurate this song is, but nope, it's spot on with almost no exaggeration xD

    • @SollomonTheWise
      @SollomonTheWise 6 місяців тому +2

      They simple folk, aint nuthing rong withthat.

  • @yo.adrian
    @yo.adrian 7 місяців тому +312

    Can we get a shirt that says "I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck"? (or maybe it'll go well on a Hydroflask).

    • @HwoarangtheBoomerang
      @HwoarangtheBoomerang 6 місяців тому

      Or a stanley cup.

    • @yo.adrian
      @yo.adrian 6 місяців тому +1

      @@HwoarangtheBoomerang I just learned that a Hydro Flask (spelled with two words) and a Stanley Cup are brand names of metal insulated water bottles.
      I also learned that people are saying "Stanley Cup" are referring to a water bottle made by Stanley, and not the hockey championship trophy (and as far as I know they're NOT related).

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 6 місяців тому +2

      @@yo.adrian Whenever I have said Stanley Cup in my entire life I was surely never talking about a water bottle. Never even knew til now that the water bottles exist.

  • @tenchimuyo69
    @tenchimuyo69 10 місяців тому +120

    The best part is there is probably a level of drunkenness patrons of a Southern bar can achieve late in a night where you can play this song and literally no one even notices...

    • @albertnortononymous9020
      @albertnortononymous9020 7 місяців тому +13

      One level beyond that and they start singing along

    • @joebove4
      @joebove4 6 місяців тому +3

      I actually don’t think it would take any particular drunkenness to pass this as the real thing. Maybe somebody might have a “hey, wait a second…” reaction, but I think most people would just buy into it without a thought.

  • @ajspice
    @ajspice 2 місяці тому +3

    Excellent! The fake southern drawl part was on point!

  • @sergeantbigmac
    @sergeantbigmac 10 місяців тому +71

    I assume there is an inherent difficulty to parody-ing a genre that already feels like parody as is.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 10 місяців тому +1

      yeah he said as much in a reply to another comment

    • @wiegraf9009
      @wiegraf9009 10 місяців тому +3

      It's based on music that was supposed to be jokey and unserious and then people just started making it unironically

    • @HwoarangtheBoomerang
      @HwoarangtheBoomerang 6 місяців тому +1

      Well-written.

  • @metaljunkie8393
    @metaljunkie8393 6 місяців тому +39

    fshbait, tailbait, obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
    giant cake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

    • @titaniumvideos1039
      @titaniumvideos1039 6 місяців тому +6

      The way the music playing in my head changed to the fairly oddparents intro while reading this scraped my brain

  • @TheOtherBradBird
    @TheOtherBradBird 10 місяців тому +635

    As someone born and raised throughout the Midwest and the South, you nailed just about everything I hate about the scourge of bro country. It fits right in among the rest of the mindless, soulless garbage the radio exclusively plays around here.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 10 місяців тому +14

      eeeexactly

    • @TheOtherBradBird
      @TheOtherBradBird 10 місяців тому +36

      @@R.P.-hw2rq I want to disagree, but I can't. It's too damned funny.

    • @cogs7777
      @cogs7777 10 місяців тому +7

      it makes sense if you're drinking a beer in your beer.

    • @phoebe_ophie
      @phoebe_ophie 10 місяців тому +6

      can me, you, and the rest of the country folks of America drum out whatever pavement princesses and beer bros are fucking up our music and clogging up our traffic? Please 😭

    • @TheCatOfAges
      @TheCatOfAges 10 місяців тому +3

      cash is real country, this is poser country

  • @StupidEarthlings
    @StupidEarthlings 20 днів тому +1

    "A Chevy in my Truck".
    Gold. 😂

  • @Sfailey
    @Sfailey 5 місяців тому +322

    This is like how the only way Robocop could satirize action movies is by being the best one. You've made the bro country Robocop.

    • @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn
      @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn 5 місяців тому +8

      There's also Predictable Rave Song, satirising rave song.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 місяці тому +5

      I HIGHLY disagree, the best satircal action movie is Starship Troopers

    • @escabasket153
      @escabasket153 4 місяці тому +8

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701they’re both great and funny enough, the same director directed both.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 місяці тому +3

      @@escabasket153 I realized that the second I posted it. That being said, I do think the satire in Starship Troopers is really really weak and it really is just an action movie that shouldnt be read into too much

    • @MadTheDJ
      @MadTheDJ 3 місяці тому +2

      Like The Beastie Boys "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)," which was written as a send up to party rock songs like KISS's "Rock And Roll All Night," but ended being the quintessential party song.

  • @37Kilo2
    @37Kilo2 10 місяців тому +79

    I genuinely believe this could win awards at the CMA.

  • @ArizonanRanger
    @ArizonanRanger 10 місяців тому +258

    “In memory of country music” is too real

    • @donkeysaurusrex7881
      @donkeysaurusrex7881 10 місяців тому +4

      Reminds me of a newspaper headline I saw once that said, “Country music is dead, and last Friday night Florida-Georgia Line danced on its grave.” Which I thought was harsh because they were a pretty good band. Much better than all the acts who spent the last 10 years trying to be them.

  • @squidmax1
    @squidmax1 6 місяців тому +41

    Thank you Nashville for keeping country awful for over 50 years.

  • @5roundsrapid263
    @5roundsrapid263 10 місяців тому +105

    This would be a MASSIVE hit on country radio today, sadly. 😢

    • @Clasteau
      @Clasteau 10 місяців тому +12

      I was thinking top ten until this longer version. Now it's an easy top three.

    • @BobLee-df4zh
      @BobLee-df4zh 10 місяців тому +1

      And in cd sales since this crowd still loves in 2003 and buys CDs.

    • @FauxFaFox
      @FauxFaFox 10 місяців тому +2

      To be fair this is actually good compared to what's currently popular in the genre.

  • @Random_Nobody_Official
    @Random_Nobody_Official 3 місяці тому +3

    "got the dirt from
    the dirt road beneath my truck,
    got the truck from that girl,
    she's got them dirts!"

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 6 місяців тому +41

    Okay but “red white and blue, girl, Friday night” scans really well….