Who would win in a battle, the Daleks or the Cybermen?

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  • @eoghandalton934
    @eoghandalton934 Місяць тому +38526

    “This is not war, this is pest control” is the best thing ever spoken by a Dalek

    • @2315-n1h
      @2315-n1h Місяць тому +110

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @BalvirSingh-xh6ij
      @BalvirSingh-xh6ij Місяць тому +80

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @normanlizotte1064
      @normanlizotte1064 Місяць тому +446

      That is the hardest response in this exchange between them, and a shame it was not included in this vid

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 Місяць тому +361

      “YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT.”
      “WHAT IS THAT?”
      “YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.”

    • @BlueThunder1988
      @BlueThunder1988 Місяць тому +203

      "This is not war, this is cyber bullying"

  • @Comet_Fox_Zircon
    @Comet_Fox_Zircon Місяць тому +2615

    “This is not war, this is cyber bullying!”

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 Місяць тому +19

      Nice

    • @ThaRealEnzyl
      @ThaRealEnzyl Місяць тому +26

      The bitch fight of canary wharf is hilarious, I was not expecting to see a reference here PFFT

    • @Console_Name
      @Console_Name 22 дні тому

      This is not what they say

    • @DudeIHateThisChannelName
      @DudeIHateThisChannelName 22 дні тому

      @@Console_NameIt’s a quote from a parody

    • @Comet_Fox_Zircon
      @Comet_Fox_Zircon 22 дні тому

      @@Console_Name clearly you are not aware of the bitch fight of canary wharf

  • @talongreenlee7704
    @talongreenlee7704 Місяць тому +26766

    “You are only superior in one respect. You are better at dying.”
    That’s such a hard line to come from the Daleks.

    • @lunar_moth777
      @lunar_moth777 Місяць тому +555

      Fr, they were so offended by the Cybermen just existing that they roasted tf out of them

    • @crazyfox7715
      @crazyfox7715 Місяць тому +6

      😮 Daleks detest cybermen
      Like humans detest rats

    • @Just-a-good-gamer
      @Just-a-good-gamer Місяць тому +291

      The beef between cybermen and daleks was filled with hard roasts

    • @adognamedbird
      @adognamedbird Місяць тому +74

      The most disrespectful line too😂

    • @theeinqusition1
      @theeinqusition1 Місяць тому +20

      Facts

  • @Cheshire5174
    @Cheshire5174 Місяць тому +158

    Imagine the relief the doctor must've felt when the dalek said "REQUEST DENIED."
    or better yet, imagine the fear he must've felt for the two seconds before it said that

    • @brendondavid7349
      @brendondavid7349 17 днів тому +14

      Nah the Doc knows the Daleks too well, they’d never compromise their genetic ‘superiority’

    • @Cheshire5174
      @Cheshire5174 17 днів тому +13

      @@brendondavid7349 yeah, but this is the one race he is willing to genocide, and they came this close to allying themselves with another race who's sole goal is to essentially destroy everything that makes humans beautiful. Even if he knows it's not gonna happen, seeing the possibility play out in front of him should scare him

  • @greatnate9492
    @greatnate9492 Місяць тому +13341

    "You are superior in only one respect. You are better at dying."
    Bro, that actually goes hard.

    • @timersky98
      @timersky98 Місяць тому +203

      The Daleks are top tier shit talkers

    • @greatnate9492
      @greatnate9492 Місяць тому +57

      @timersky98 i know right? You wouldn't expect it, but they are🤣

    • @BalvirSingh-xh6ij
      @BalvirSingh-xh6ij Місяць тому

      ​@@greatnate9492 And it actually works because they consider themselves superior to all species

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 Місяць тому +86

      ​@@greatnate9492Who knew a race of pepper pots could be so salty?

    • @MrMartinSchou
      @MrMartinSchou Місяць тому +25

      I honestly thought the answer was "using stairs".

  • @toastedpotato
    @toastedpotato Місяць тому +1338

    Dalek roasts are so funny, "you are superior at one thing, dieing."

    • @Legion-cq6bp
      @Legion-cq6bp Місяць тому +14

      dying

    • @niidea927
      @niidea927 Місяць тому +6

      Deaging

    • @toastedpotato
      @toastedpotato Місяць тому +6

      @Legion-cq6bp ha I totally misspelled that, didn't i. Wellp I don't feel like changing it

    • @Legion-cq6bp
      @Legion-cq6bp Місяць тому

      @toastedpotato lol. I do it too

    • @crimsoncomet3756
      @crimsoncomet3756 Місяць тому +2

      ​​@@toastedpotatomaybe you shud chanje it. I don't know why, but i fill lieke you nid to chanje it. *Wink wink*

  • @thegamefanatic7866
    @thegamefanatic7866 Місяць тому +17269

    Half expected the Dalek to just say "Legs." and refuse to elaborate.

    • @CrystascaleProductions869
      @CrystascaleProductions869 Місяць тому +191

      real

    • @nikkimabanlongeval601
      @nikkimabanlongeval601 Місяць тому +266

      That would've been hilarious as well! 😂

    • @ianirwin9480
      @ianirwin9480 Місяць тому +251

      Nah the daleks would see legs as grotesque and cumbersome

    • @TheAvidian
      @TheAvidian Місяць тому +378

      That time they tried to use the most frequently used argument to fight daleks being “go upstairs” so the daleks just started flying cuz the daleks say “fuck your ideas”

    • @oddguy5356
      @oddguy5356 Місяць тому +48

      ​@TheAvidian I'm pretty sure their words would be more like " Your opinion is relevant." I'm sort of just guessing.

  • @Warmaka
    @Warmaka Місяць тому +825

    For me it's the human onlookers that get me xD
    "Look, the genocidal toasters are arguing with each other!"😮

  • @materialnothing2742
    @materialnothing2742 Місяць тому +11322

    The Dalek committed murder both physically and verbally.

    • @adamcotton8163
      @adamcotton8163 Місяць тому +105

      Self defence they fired first

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 Місяць тому +98

      @@adamcotton8163for once they did not fire first
      Odly enough
      (I’m speaking of the Dalek)

    • @connorWalshywalsh
      @connorWalshywalsh Місяць тому +68

      @@galomir833I love how blood thirsty they are but also just the sassiest mofos in the universe

    • @tredmond1701
      @tredmond1701 Місяць тому +20

      The Daleks are the Gen-X of Who Villians!!

    • @Gomorragh
      @Gomorragh Місяць тому +17

      dalek bard using vicious mockery

  • @CobraDemon0954
    @CobraDemon0954 Місяць тому +309

    "We would win with 1 Dalek." they just made a second best roast.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Місяць тому +21

      All three were scorchers.
      "You are superior in only one respect. You are better at dying!"
      This is not war! This is Pest Control!

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 Місяць тому +4018

    I like how for a second after "you propose an alliance?" You can see the Doctor's face just go "Oh wait, _oh shit!_ Would they actually?"

    • @ServantOfOdin
      @ServantOfOdin Місяць тому +349

      Of course, because this would be a very terrifying alliance. The only more terrifying alliance would be an alliance between the Weeping Angels and the Vashta Nerada...

    • @Deathinaitor
      @Deathinaitor Місяць тому +106

      They've done it before/are going to do it in the future on at least two occasions.
      This would be the first time he comes across the idea though, timeline wise

    • @japanimerica8686
      @japanimerica8686 Місяць тому +54

      ​@ServantOfOdin oh f#@* that!!! We would be so screwed. Cause even an image of an angel is an angel and the Vashta Narada hide as shadows. They would be unstoppable

    • @ServantOfOdin
      @ServantOfOdin Місяць тому +18

      @@japanimerica8686 precisely that's what gives me nightmares about that

    • @spicyman6006
      @spicyman6006 Місяць тому +28

      The relief when the Dahlek decided "Nah f@*k that, you light work."

  • @ALittleBitCultish
    @ALittleBitCultish Місяць тому +80

    "THIS ISNT WAR, THIS IS PEST CONTROL!"
    by far the best roast ive heard from a dalek, and there's alot of good ones 😂

  • @gestorium1645
    @gestorium1645 Місяць тому +1162

    "We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
    *" f o u r "*

    • @Mini314tcb8
      @Mini314tcb8 16 днів тому +57

      "You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
      "WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONE DALEK"

    • @CX7thetherapist
      @CX7thetherapist 14 днів тому +25

      @@Mini314tcb8
      “YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT.”
      “What is that?”
      “YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.”

    • @gdeproductions1225
      @gdeproductions1225 14 днів тому +8

      ​@@Mini314tcb8 "I'LL DO IT!"

  • @Kenny-mt4ko
    @Kenny-mt4ko Місяць тому +176

    Every other time I've seen this the part where a dalek killed 2 Cybermen wasn't shown, its way better with that part, thank you for putting it in.

  • @jameswatson7067
    @jameswatson7067 Місяць тому +6048

    Got to love when the dalek just comes up roasting people

    • @SKMedia252
      @SKMedia252 Місяць тому +73

      And they can back it up

    • @uberorange2116
      @uberorange2116 Місяць тому +17

      its a nice change of pace from the evaporating

    • @blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96
      @blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96 Місяць тому +23

      If a Dalek goes peaceful, I know it’s impossible but hear me out, they would make a killing in stand up roast comedy. Or general pest control.

  • @JoshdaKnight
    @JoshdaKnight Місяць тому +47

    It’s like watching an IBM and classic Mac roast each other over dial-up.

  • @aretailcashier450
    @aretailcashier450 Місяць тому +42998

    When the casual racist meets a professional racist

    • @hugoandre96
      @hugoandre96 Місяць тому +962

      This one deserves more likes than it has

    • @tyrrell203
      @tyrrell203 Місяць тому +1158

      Ranked competitive racist:

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki Місяць тому

      Cybermen aren't racist, they want everyone to be Cybermen. Daleks are racist though they want to kill everything that isn't Dalek enough even other Daleks.

    • @Blightstruck
      @Blightstruck Місяць тому +207

      WHAT.

    • @gdiaz8827
      @gdiaz8827 Місяць тому +326

      When a democrat meets a Ww2 German soldier

  • @tuttodistrutto
    @tuttodistrutto Місяць тому +27

    "you are better at dying" what a fucking awesome badass line to say

  • @librawade8867
    @librawade8867 Місяць тому +2572

    For two character designs with such stilted speech, they had a great dialogue.

    • @G0thCrayon
      @G0thCrayon Місяць тому +75

      It's amazing what quality scripts can be written by well-read and devoted teams, who actually desire the scene to not just run seamlessly, but SMASH on every story beat like an intoxicated headline DJ of an EDM concert.
      Personally, I enjoy the stilted nature of the Dalek's speech -it's exactly what I would expect from a genocidal race, barking out "baby talk" speech in short, manageable blurbs in their target species language -as if the very idea of further communication refinement was laughably unnecessary.

    • @clintonsmith1114
      @clintonsmith1114 Місяць тому +17

      Limits promote creativity. That writing team definitely broke their brains against that conversation to make it good within their speech rules.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko Місяць тому

      ​@@clintonsmith1114 they don't really have that many rules, just things they tend to say...

    • @ilya1488krutoj
      @ilya1488krutoj Місяць тому

      No they hadn't

  • @orange_sauce5951
    @orange_sauce5951 Місяць тому +28

    Daleks have a "throwing shade" protocol

  • @usagifang
    @usagifang Місяць тому +4240

    Put that Dalek in a CoD lobby. I wanna see how far it can go roasting people. 😂

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn Місяць тому +172

      they'll go like EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

    • @LucasM-bh1eb
      @LucasM-bh1eb Місяць тому +117

      Hell yeah I would love to play against someone using a Dalek voice changer

    • @Its_me_Stolas
      @Its_me_Stolas Місяць тому +73

      Oh man. Cod veterans would be crying to their moms after one match with Dale. He is too op

    • @LucasM-bh1eb
      @LucasM-bh1eb Місяць тому +17

      @@Its_me_Stolas yeah they are strong and funny but mostly strong

    • @DeGenerate-lt3up
      @DeGenerate-lt3up Місяць тому

      Dalek: “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Your skills are as weak as your species!”
      Player 1: “Who invited the trash can with a plunger?”
      Dalek: “SILENCE! Your insults are as ineffective as your aim! You are inferior in every way!”
      Player 2: “Nice try, Dalek. You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.”
      Dalek: “Your tactics are primitive. You are no match for DALEK SUPERIORITY! Your defeat is inevitable!”
      Player 3: “Why don’t you go back to Doctor Who, you tin can?”
      Dalek: “I am here to DOMINATE this battlefield. Your pathetic attempts at resistance are futile!”
      Player 4: “Hey Dalek, how’s it feel to be the most hated character in sci-fi?”
      Dalek: “HATRED IS IRRELEVANT. Only victory matters. And you are destined to FAIL!”
      Player 5: “You talk big for a glorified pepper shaker.”
      Dalek: “Your mockery is meaningless. Your existence is insignificant. Prepare to be EXTERMINATED!”
      Player 6: “Bet you can’t even play without your extermination ray.”
      Dalek: “I require no such weapon to defeat you. Your incompetence is weapon enough against yourselves!”
      Player 7: “Why don’t you just rage quit already?”
      Dalek: “DALEKS DO NOT QUIT. We conquer. We annihilate. We EXTERMINATE!”
      Player 8: “You’re all talk, no action.”
      Dalek: “Observe as I systematically dismantle your team. Your destruction will be swift and absolute!”
      Player 9: “You must be fun at parties.”
      Dalek: “FUN IS IRRELEVANT. Only the mission matters. And my mission is your total annihilation!”
      Player 10: “Alright, Dalek. Let’s see what you’ve got.”
      Dalek: “PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM. You will be EXTERMINATED!”

  • @Nova.264
    @Nova.264 Місяць тому +37

    I freaking love how sassy the darleks can get sometimes! “This is not War! This is pest control!”

  • @mysteriumxarxes3990
    @mysteriumxarxes3990 Місяць тому +3229

    Cybermen are robots using organic matter inside them, daleks are organic beings using a robot body, dont underestimate their hatred, which the cybermen cannot comprehend

    • @wyldhowl2821
      @wyldhowl2821 Місяць тому +226

      Dalek's don't play favourites, they hate everybody.

    • @Benjiesbeenbetter.
      @Benjiesbeenbetter. Місяць тому +194

      These cybermen are just that, robots with a brain used as a component. The 60s originals were more disturbing. Bits and pieces of a living human, held together with prosthetics. Emotions eradicated in order to cope with what they had become.

    • @Thanatofobia
      @Thanatofobia Місяць тому

      Daleks have been genetically engineered to mindlessly hate every living thing that isn't a Dalek, to the point that they strive to genocide every living being IN THE UNIVERSE.

    • @dieguy3080
      @dieguy3080 Місяць тому +19

      ​@@Benjiesbeenbetter. Reminds me of the admech.

    • @ChalkyMonkey6
      @ChalkyMonkey6 Місяць тому +15

      @@Benjiesbeenbetter.they still are that

  • @Iasm521
    @Iasm521 Місяць тому +28

    I never thought a robot could dunk so hard on another robot

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Місяць тому +4

      They are both cyborgs though. 😊

    • @Iasm521
      @Iasm521 Місяць тому +2

      @@molybdaen11 true but we’re not talking about cyborg here. we’re talking about the daleks and the cybermen

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Місяць тому

      @@Iasm521 What do you mean?
      Cyborgs are any combination of organic and machine parts to form one being.
      Granted the cyberman have only a brain left and the darleks are so degenerate that they can not operate long outside of they shell.

    • @rivenarchon333
      @rivenarchon333 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@Iasm521Cybermen have humans inside of them while daleks aren't even robots. They are lil squid like things that pilot those cans

    • @g3rmany600
      @g3rmany600 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@rivenarchon333 Daleks are cyborgs. They cannot survive without their mechanical casing making them by definition a cyborg.

  • @Tojisorcererkiller792
    @Tojisorcererkiller792 Місяць тому +727

    Jesus Dalek.Its enough that one of you killed two of the cybermen but the roast was uncalled for

    • @barnabasszoke6499
      @barnabasszoke6499 Місяць тому +7

      Don't you worry, the cybermen roasted them too

  • @barrythechopper
    @barrythechopper Місяць тому +43

    Its like watching Alexa and Siri argue.

  • @Thechaosmaster1997
    @Thechaosmaster1997 Місяць тому +1641

    The only time Cybermen teamed up The Doctor.

    • @adamcotton8163
      @adamcotton8163 Місяць тому +17

      Danny

    • @Scrotling
      @Scrotling Місяць тому +20

      @@adamcotton8163in that vein, 6th Dr, attack of the cybermen, Lytton

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian Місяць тому

      Technically not when Missy revived the dead as Cybermen she gave the doctor the controller who gave it to a cyberized Danny Pink who used it to order the dead to burn the high tech cyber-clouds before it could raise even more dead people

  • @EggieBoi1284
    @EggieBoi1284 Місяць тому +20

    You can see for a moment the absolute fear in The Doctor when the Cyberman tries to make an alliance

    • @Mike1064ab
      @Mike1064ab Місяць тому +3

      If the Daleks weren’t so xenophobic they would seek the logic in such an alliance even if it was temporary until they could open the ark.

  • @SuperiorBeing
    @SuperiorBeing Місяць тому +364

    The Daleks really hit them with "you're whole species isn't even worth 2 of us"

    • @Merlewhitefire
      @Merlewhitefire Місяць тому +19

      And then demonstrate very persuasively that they mean it.

    • @bosstoober8782
      @bosstoober8782 Місяць тому +3

      I can understand why you'd think that but no, they're actually taking advantage of the fact that smaller armies do better than bigger armies.
      Think about it, whenever there's a million daleks or cybermen, they can be killed very easily, but if there's only one they're unstoppable. This is how rusty managed to kill all of the daleks.

  • @fatkrab7556
    @fatkrab7556 Місяць тому +6

    the way the dalek goes "four!" as a response to being told there ate 5 million cybermen just cracks me up XD

  • @Rebellious-Angel
    @Rebellious-Angel Місяць тому +240

    I like how they claim the daleks declaired war on them like they didnt shoot the first shot 😂

    • @FaythVulpes
      @FaythVulpes Місяць тому +18

      You don't apologize to an ant hill if you poke it with a stick, but if they bite you, they get exterminated.

  • @jeremymcclary3901
    @jeremymcclary3901 Місяць тому +10

    Dr Who's greatest villans in a "yo momma" contest.......still HILARIOUS!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gluemp
    @Gluemp Місяць тому +374

    Bro is the most literate dalek ever😂

    • @sirlinkthefourth6755
      @sirlinkthefourth6755 Місяць тому +12

      I mean they were one of the only ones given the ability to think for themselves

  • @jeffplays-roblox49
    @jeffplays-roblox49 Місяць тому +18

    You can see the fear in the Doctor when the Cybermen proposed an alliance 💀🙏

    • @DigBick1337-
      @DigBick1337- Місяць тому

      He'd have that fear for 1 second, then realising its the Daleks he'd be okay, they are literally braindead.

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 Місяць тому +2016

    Honestly, what did the Cyberman think they were going to do? Five million laser blasts are still going to be deflected by the Dalek shielding.

    • @Kvitravn.
      @Kvitravn. Місяць тому +356

      I mean, the dalek shields can take a lot of damage dont get me wrong, but constant fire from 5 million cybermen would 100% overload the shields Long before the dalek could do any significant damage to the cybermen numbers.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Місяць тому +233

      @@Kvitravn. Isn't it a sort of temporal distortion? Not really absorbing the impacts so much as...I don't know, warping them around?

    • @raymondcasso7966
      @raymondcasso7966 Місяць тому +52

      Tip them over!

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Місяць тому +233

      @@raymondcasso7966 They just float up and right themselves again while yelling "ELEVATE!"

    • @thalastianjorus
      @thalastianjorus Місяць тому +280

      ​​​@@Kvitravn. The Dalek shielding forces projectiles to shift into a compressed region of space around themselves. Think of this like Gojo's Infinite ability. Basically the projectile never reaches them. _(The Time Lords came up with weapons that could, incidentally.)_ They also have more weapons than their primary canons. All of those orbs on the outside of their chasis are spatial-temporal singularity bombs... Basically temporary black hole bombs. They can actually set the radius of each - and can wipe planets with one. They usually don't do this, however, because the "mechanical, sterile universe is beautiful." Something Davros explained in the original series. Daleks want to remove all _life,_ but leave everything else if they can.
      The later, small group of Daleks that had decided to try to wipe out the Universe to cleanse it had gone insane.

  • @NotUrs2ruly
    @NotUrs2ruly Місяць тому +15

    Honestly it’s crazy that the Dalek said
    “U. R. BeHTER. at. DYING”

  • @buuam7555
    @buuam7555 Місяць тому +836

    You have identified as Dalek
    The Darlek: "shit, exterminate"

  • @Frostydog1793
    @Frostydog1793 Місяць тому +17

    They really gave the Daleks the hardest lines in the whole show lol

  • @dirty_dan9157
    @dirty_dan9157 Місяць тому +3179

    "You would destroy the cybermen with four daleks?"
    "We would destroy the cybermen with ONE DALEK"
    Love that line😂

    • @the_bob_147
      @the_bob_147 Місяць тому +164

      The confidence of those moving trashcan tanks is hilarious

    • @angelalvarez3216
      @angelalvarez3216 Місяць тому +39

      I saw an image with that line but it was with Transformers not cybermen and i did not understand the reference

    • @valeravalik6251
      @valeravalik6251 Місяць тому +40

      *proceeds to destroy them w/ vicious mockery*

    • @TheBlank124
      @TheBlank124 Місяць тому +11

      throwing some quality shade

    • @astrid2432
      @astrid2432 Місяць тому +7

      I thought there will come like 4... Billion or the like xD

  • @villian-ps6278
    @villian-ps6278 Місяць тому +15

    Even robot trash talk before fight. Now we cant in cod 😂

  • @_dragonstorm_2635
    @_dragonstorm_2635 Місяць тому +1549

    Cybermen: Ayo Doc, I know we’ve had our differences. But we got a situation on our hands here. 😭

    • @Guiden-jp9tz
      @Guiden-jp9tz Місяць тому +58

      The Doctor is to the Daleks, what The Slayer is to demons.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Місяць тому

      To be fair to the Cybermen, the Daleks just wanna kill. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • @Crownslayer115
      @Crownslayer115 Місяць тому +14

      That isn't really wrong. The Cybermen were with UNIT in the face of the Cult

  • @Crits-Crafts
    @Crits-Crafts Місяць тому +3

    "you are better at dieing"
    Sickest burn ever

  • @xldarkslasher8551
    @xldarkslasher8551 Місяць тому +1011

    Is it funny I can hear a smirk from the Dalek when he said “Request, Denied” XD

    • @H42-s8x
      @H42-s8x Місяць тому +3

      Wym?

    • @xldarkslasher8551
      @xldarkslasher8551 Місяць тому +54

      @@H42-s8x the tone, the way he said it, if there was a visible mouth it feels like they would be smirking when they said that

    • @Vox-Rox-Omalox
      @Vox-Rox-Omalox Місяць тому +8

      ​​@@xldarkslasher8551 Bro with the way he was speaking, I'm pretty sure it would've had a shit-eating grin the whole damn time

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Vox-Rox-Omaloxdefinitely has the attitude of "gonna end this Cyberman's whole career, get Rekt!"

  • @RichterfanReborn89
    @RichterfanReborn89 Місяць тому +9

    Was going to say going to need a senzu bean for that one, but as android 16 observed in DBZA senzu beans heal physical trauma, only therapy can heal emotional trauma, and there's not enough therapists to heal and handle the emotional trauma that 5 million cybermen just received from one Dalek .

  • @gsvirusreloaded
    @gsvirusreloaded Місяць тому +610

    Five million Cybermen, Piece of cake!
    One Time Lord, now you're scared...

    • @MarkWeston-h8e
      @MarkWeston-h8e Місяць тому +62

      Yes cause that time lord is the doctor he’s the man who killed the time lords and the darleks

    • @Generic_username69
      @Generic_username69 Місяць тому +49

      Its not one time lord, its one very specific time lord thats feared by even time lords

    • @the_bob_147
      @the_bob_147 Місяць тому +10

      @antifurry5102 it's a quote of the doctor. He said it like that

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 Місяць тому +29

      ​@@the_bob_147"fear me I killed hundreds of time lords"
      "fear me I killed them all"

    • @punnycomixltd8172
      @punnycomixltd8172 Місяць тому +3

      @@MarkWeston-h8e darleks was on multiple occasions...
      wasn't it?

  • @kohakunushi3028
    @kohakunushi3028 Місяць тому +5

    As someone who's never watched Doctor Who, this is like two cute small dogs trying to look menacing. These robots seem so silly and quite Badass

    • @tompearce5418
      @tompearce5418 Місяць тому

      The Cybermen are everyday people who've been abducted and surgically altered to be obedient disembodied brains in a robotic casing, seeking out more victims to abduct and 'upgrade'. The Daleks are genetic mutants living inside mobile travel machines who've been indoctrinated to kill all other life forms on sight as potential threats.

  • @Total_eclipse1419
    @Total_eclipse1419 Місяць тому +201

    My favorite line is "This is not war, this is pest contol!!"

  • @syloboy163
    @syloboy163 Місяць тому +13

    the daleks had some crazy one-liners in that arc.

  • @Drizzt1Fan
    @Drizzt1Fan Місяць тому +209

    Every time Daleks troll someone it is always top tier.

  • @diegomigueltorres8711
    @diegomigueltorres8711 Місяць тому

    "You are better at dying". One of the coolest and coldest sentences of the 9&10 era, and it was said by a Dalek so even better

  • @redflagrevolutionary6549
    @redflagrevolutionary6549 Місяць тому +122

    The Daleks and the Cybermen, to me, can be representations of two forms of genocide: assimilationist, being represented by the Cybermen, and exterminationist, being represented by the Daleks. Both intend to remove "inferior" elements within society by enforcing homogeneity but they have different means of obtaining that homogeneity.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Місяць тому

      Remember they originate in stories from the sixties. The Daleks are Space-Nazis. The cybermen are Space-Soviets.

    • @qctye
      @qctye Місяць тому +3

      so this is the chemicals in the water turning the frickin frogs gay?

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Місяць тому +1

      Both of which have been used by England

    • @kleanthisxanthopoulos4697
      @kleanthisxanthopoulos4697 Місяць тому

      By your logic (which is correct, your results are not), the Cybermen are conducting ethnic cleansing and the Daleks are conducting genocide.
      They are not the same. Pretty close, like the Daleks and the Cybermen, but not the same.

    • @pianotm
      @pianotm Місяць тому

      Homicidal homogeneity.

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 Місяць тому +11

    they got some crazy good shit talking in the dalek DNA, maybe davros was a COD player

  • @SleepKing-g9t
    @SleepKing-g9t Місяць тому +226

    5 Billion cybermen, Daleks: 😂😂
    1 doctor, Daleks: we are fucked, run

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn Місяць тому +21

      Daleks: you r dying, doc-tor
      11th doctor: ya, am dying, y'all won
      *NEW REGEN CYCLE*
      Daleks: them the rules, doc-tor, you will die
      11th Doctor: DO NOT TELL ME THE RULES! *KAMEHAMEHA*

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Місяць тому +3

      a stair case
      ........................ CRY

    • @SleepKing-g9t
      @SleepKing-g9t Місяць тому +7

      @@baronbrummbar8691 nah they have propellers underneath. Was shown in season 1

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Місяць тому +3

      @@SleepKing-g9t that is a redcon of the new series
      in the OG Series they where helpless to stairs
      and 90% of enconters where solved by simply running away/ running up stairs

    • @longps9528
      @longps9528 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@baronbrummbar8691they improved and evolved.

  • @eltreum1
    @eltreum1 Місяць тому +1

    The Cybermen and Dalek having a diss contest was hilarious.

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 Місяць тому +66

    You would beat us with just 4 Daleks?
    -No, just one.

  • @Jimmy-sy2xh
    @Jimmy-sy2xh Місяць тому

    Since being rebooted in 2005, this has to be one of the best Doctor Who stories ever that featured the Daleks and one of the best Cybermen stories.

  • @ChettleRanderson2006
    @ChettleRanderson2006 Місяць тому +186

    I can’t be the only one who gets an uncontrollable case of the giggles whenever Daleks are presented as a threat

    • @austinestep8461
      @austinestep8461 Місяць тому +29

      Kind of, they’re very goofy but they just don’t stop coming at you and it makes them oddly terrifying.

    • @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll
      @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll 22 дні тому +1

      They’re so goofy 🙃

    • @kolyashinkarev7366
      @kolyashinkarev7366 18 днів тому +2

      ​​@@austinestep8461they are goofy right until you see them just casually massacareing a space station full of armed humans whose guns might as well be toy guns for all the damage they do to them

  • @darthash18
    @darthash18 Місяць тому +21

    Gotta love it when the doctors enemies have pissing contests with each other. Never fails to be hilarious

  • @p3chv0gel22
    @p3chv0gel22 Місяць тому +39

    "You are better at dying"
    God damn, who gave the daleks all the zingers

  • @stephiregaming7927
    @stephiregaming7927 Місяць тому

    "You are superior in only one effect you're better at dying" has got to be one of the coldest lines I've ever heard of villains say

  • @Mysticleo42
    @Mysticleo42 Місяць тому +137

    Imagine being told by Stephen Hawking that you’re better at dying, that’s just cold af 😂😂😂

    • @freedomandguns3231
      @freedomandguns3231 Місяць тому +1

      I mean, if he was in a hyper advanced armor suit that could annihilate all standing armies on the planet as well Id be scared.

  • @oneways2728
    @oneways2728 Місяць тому +1

    "we have 5 millions cyberman"
    that straight up game ads that been spamming my UA-cam back then

  • @Theredmeep852
    @Theredmeep852 Місяць тому +16

    "You are better at dying" Damn that Dalek got bars 😂

  • @casually_lurking
    @casually_lurking Місяць тому

    The Dalek threw great shade at the end there, I love when they start spitting homicidal one liners.

  • @maqs-chain
    @maqs-chain Місяць тому +43

    "This is not war. This is CYBER-bullying."

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Місяць тому +1

    "We have 5 million cybermen, how many are you?"
    "FOUR!"
    LMAO I didn't expect that 🤣

  • @donalddeluxe6407
    @donalddeluxe6407 Місяць тому +9

    Daleks and cyber men, go to war.
    The doctor: *grabs popcorn*

  • @heyitshellfire9153
    @heyitshellfire9153 Місяць тому

    Salem’s are actually kinda badass sometimes, that last line is evident enough
    “You are superior in one respect” “and what is that” “you are better at dying”

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 Місяць тому +207

    It's basically the "We have a Hulk" moment, but instead of campy, it's just bloody horrific.
    5 million Cybermen againsts 1(4) Daleks.
    And it kept screaming "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" while it mows down the Cybermen...
    Urgh....

    • @RustyDust101
      @RustyDust101 Місяць тому +5

      Like we learn later, the hatred and the "Exterminate" shout is how they reload.

    • @heybro4000
      @heybro4000 Місяць тому +3

      I love doctor who, but its one of the campiest shows ive ever watched lol. Thats half the reason i like it honestly

    • @zhollamychalis4252
      @zhollamychalis4252 Місяць тому +1

      The Cybermen never stood a chance...

  • @kristophersy773
    @kristophersy773 Місяць тому +1

    For two emotionless machine species, they have a surprising amount of sass

    • @amogorkon
      @amogorkon Місяць тому

      The Cybermen are humans with their emotions suppressed. The Daleks are mini aliens in mini-spaceships that can't feel anything but rage.

  • @thegayhare
    @thegayhare Місяць тому +85

    though its not in this interaction, this episode had a scene thats always stuck with me. the british goverment agent after being forced to become a cybermen, actualy fights off her programing to cover the doctor, gunning down the other cybermen as she cries tears of oil, all the while screaming she fights for "Queen and country"

    • @zhollamychalis4252
      @zhollamychalis4252 Місяць тому +2

      Clever girl!!

    • @ccscheller8193
      @ccscheller8193 Місяць тому

      I swear it was Kate Stewart, who then appeared in Jodie Whittakers time

    • @Mike1064ab
      @Mike1064ab Місяць тому +1

      That was her last thought as she was assimilated. Those kind of people are not good cybermen.

  • @dementedleo3346
    @dementedleo3346 Місяць тому +1

    Bro said 1 Dalek would smoke 5 million cybermen. Pulling a Dr move

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol Місяць тому +25

    Dalek throwing shade at the Cybermen is something that I didn’t not think could go this hard

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg Місяць тому

    Robo roast still lives rent free in my head, this and the edit where the cyberman is all "you have identified as daleks and it cuts back to the dalek and there's a bit of silence until he just goes "FUCK"

  • @jacklee9271
    @jacklee9271 Місяць тому +136

    Dalek insult cyberman with nine languages. geez

  • @dragonslayer2036
    @dragonslayer2036 Місяць тому +3

    When the toaster starts arguing with the microwave. 😂

    • @drakehellstone208
      @drakehellstone208 Місяць тому

      Love the comment because that is how daleks see others lol

  • @daviddonahoe1303
    @daviddonahoe1303 Місяць тому +10

    Wow. According to this video, Daleks keep a lot more "humanity" than I thought. So very good at trash talking.

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical Місяць тому +2

      This was the true function of the Cult of Scaro. You should see Dalek Khan's roast of Davros.

  • @hereticFox716
    @hereticFox716 Місяць тому

    "you are superior at dying"
    Who let the daleks cook up this cold ass line?

  • @riker127
    @riker127 Місяць тому +21

    TBH I didn’t expect daleks to roast the cybermen like that 😂😂

  • @DracoInduperator
    @DracoInduperator Місяць тому +1

    Damn that was an absolutely *_SAVAGE_* roast!

  • @Prime_Rabbit
    @Prime_Rabbit Місяць тому +8

    The Daleks considers only one race a race capable of war and fears only one specific person from that race

  • @TVIRG
    @TVIRG Місяць тому

    I love when Daleks get to deal with someone other then the Doctor and your reminded "oh yeah these guys are the worst."

  • @Lucid_Spuds
    @Lucid_Spuds Місяць тому +31

    The absolute savageness of this interaction 😂

  • @lewislewis3531
    @lewislewis3531 Місяць тому

    I remember this airing. Got so excited as a kid. Now, as an adult, I just love how sassy the Daleks are. They do not give a f**k

  • @darkwhispersstories47
    @darkwhispersstories47 Місяць тому +4

    Ya know...thanks to the doctor himself you tend to forget that the Daleks are actually freekishly strong

  • @rowbeans-l1n
    @rowbeans-l1n Місяць тому +2

    The Dalek’s definitely won that flame war though

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena Місяць тому +5

    The Cybermen merely play at extermination, the Daleks are the experts.

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 Місяць тому +1

      cyberman doen´t want to kill
      they want to upgrade

  • @lastofus2149
    @lastofus2149 Місяць тому

    Damn "you are better at dying"
    I need that line more it's badass😮

  • @hungryweebsg
    @hungryweebsg Місяць тому +16

    Davros has a sense of humour i see

  • @wilfredfizzlebang5012
    @wilfredfizzlebang5012 Місяць тому

    One of the best pieces of dialogue ever written. This is a hill I will die on.

  • @ubiliskx
    @ubiliskx Місяць тому +6

    I want a rap battle between this two

  • @itssupermandoe2434
    @itssupermandoe2434 Місяць тому

    "You are better at dying" is such a hard line

  • @calicocat2786
    @calicocat2786 Місяць тому +44

    Daleks be talking the most shit. 😂

  • @evilallensmithee
    @evilallensmithee Місяць тому +1

    Love how Daleks were trolling so hard😂

  • @borkingdoggouwuuwuw
    @borkingdoggouwuuwuw Місяць тому +15

    I like when the one dalek said "its daleking time" and started daleking all over the place

    • @blackhawks81H
      @blackhawks81H Місяць тому +1

      Truly one of the Daleks of all time(lord)

  • @sauce7489
    @sauce7489 Місяць тому

    "You are better at dying", like they didn't go supernova when dying.

  • @SpeedyGamerTV
    @SpeedyGamerTV Місяць тому +5

    I love how confident he said 4.

  • @andrewhansen2872
    @andrewhansen2872 Місяць тому +2

    You can't convince me this is a real show

  • @Emolt76
    @Emolt76 Місяць тому +15

    Atleast Cybermen can walk up stairs!

    • @mysticaljack385
      @mysticaljack385 Місяць тому +10

      The dalek's hatred straight up making it levitate

    • @maxprov2YT_official
      @maxprov2YT_official Місяць тому +1

      They can fly, even tough they look like a roomba but taller and with a gun they are practically undestrutable tanks, they tanka a shit load of things, are able to not only fly and allat stuff but if i remmeber right they have the ability to mess a bit with time itself, and the gun is slow but very dangerous, so yeah, they are just op as hell

    • @Tenacitybrit
      @Tenacitybrit Місяць тому +3

      Who needs stairs when you can level the building. XD

  • @LurkingCrassZero
    @LurkingCrassZero Місяць тому +6

    Dalek just cracked a joke.