00:00 Quone - (medical neologism) from the Television series Seinfeld in the episode 'The Stakeout' 00:24 Anathema - something or someone that one vehemently dislikes. 00:35 Papier Mache - a malleable mixture of paper and glue, or paper, flour, and water, that becomes hard when dry. 01:05 Casus Belli - (Latin Phrase) for an act or situation provoking or justifying war. 01:25 Statute - a written law passed by a legislative body. 01:41 Vomitorium - each of a series of entrance or exit passages in an ancient Roman amphitheater or theater. 01:51 Off the Wagon - (phrase) drinking alcohol again after a period of abstinence. 2:00 On the Wagon - (phrase) abstaining from drinking alcohol. 2:03 Ironic - happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this. 2:19 Timbre - the character or quality of a musical sound or voice as distinct from its pitch and intensity. 2:19 Tamber - mistaken word for timbre 2:17 Stuperstion - (urban dictionary) A stupid superstition 2:17 Superstition - a widely held but unjustified belief in supernatural causation leading to certain consequences of an action or event, or a practice based on such a belief. 2:37 Buoy - keep (someone or something) afloat. 2:52 Seltzer - soda water. 3:18 Mr. Dalrymple - Russell Dalrymple, played by Bob Balaban, was the president of NBC and was considering doing the sitcom Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza created. 3:33 Svengali - a person who exercises a controlling or mesmeric influence on another, especially for a sinister purpose. 3:59 Moors - The term Moor is an exonym first used by Christian Europeans to designate the Muslim inhabitants of the Maghreb, the Iberian Peninsula, Sicily and Malta during the Middle Ages 4:24 Nightingale Syndrome - sometimes used to explain why caregivers show empathy and compassion for patients, even if there aren't any romantic or sexual overtones. 4:24 Clara Barton - An educator and humanitarian, Clarissa “Clara” Harlowe Barton helped distribute needed supplies to the Union Army during the Civil War and later founded the disaster relief organization, the American Red Cross. 4:24 Florence Nightingale served primarily in Europe, during the Crimean War. After being appointed to introduce female nurses into the military hospitals, Florence took 38 female nurses to Barrack Hospital in _̶T̶u̶r̶k̶e̶y̶ (Western Armenia) in 1854. ... Clara Barton is best known for her work in the United States during the Civil War. 4:33 Bovary - rhymes with Ovary and is the last name of Emma Bovary from the Book Madame Bovary 4:33 Ovary - a female reproductive organ in which ova or eggs are produced, present in humans and other vertebrates as a pair. 5:00 Mulva - Jerry and George come up with possible candidates, with George suggesting Mulva (for vulva). She presses him to say her name. 5:00 Vulva - the female external genitals. 5:10 Funguses - both funguses and fungi are acceptable, but fungi is by far the more common plural and the safest option. 5:10 Fungi - any of a group of spore-producing organisms feeding on organic matter, including molds, yeast, mushrooms, and toadstools. 5:22 Demi Moore - duh mee mor 5:22 Semi Tractor Trailer - semi truck's trailor 5:44 write off - A write-off is an accounting action that reduces the value of an asset while simultaneously debiting a liabilities account. For example, if you use your car for both work and personal trips, you can only write-off the costs for the work trips, and you'll need to keep a log of your work trips (as well as any receipts) to do so. 5:44 Kramer/Jerry: "do you know what a write off is, no i dont, but they do and theyre the ones writing it off" I like this line its funny 6:11 Witchy Woman - Witchay women ua-cam.com/video/nc0988XxoXI/v-deo.html 6:24 Boodgedy Man - Mr. Boogedy is a 1986 family short film directed by Oz Scott and written by Michael Janover. 6:24 boogeyman/bogeyman - an imaginary evil spirit or being, used to frighten children. 6:35 Andrea Doria - Italian passenger liner that sank on July 25-26, 1956, after colliding with the Stockholm off the coast of Nantucket in the Atlantic Ocean. The maritime disaster resulted in the deaths of 51 people-46 from the Andrea Doria and 5 from the Stockholm. 6:35 SS Edmund Fitzgerald - was an American Great Lakes freighter that sank in Lake Superior during a storm on November 10, 1975, with the loss of the entire crew of 29 men. When launched on June 7, 1958, she was the largest ship on North America's Great Lakes, and she remains the largest to have sunk there. gordon lightfoot 6:35 Gordon Meredith Lightfoot Jr. CC OOnt (born November 17, 1938) is a Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist who achieved international success in folk, folk-rock, and country music. He topped the US Hot 100 or AC chart with the hits ... and "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" (1976) 6:35 Cat Stevens - Yusuf Islam (born Steven Demetre Georgiou; 21 July 1948),[1] commonly known by his stage names Cat Stevens, Yusuf, and Yusuf / Cat Stevens, is a British singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist.[2] His musical style consists of folk, pop, rock, and, later in his career, Islamic music. He returned to making secular music in 2006.[3][4][5] He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2014.[6] 6:55 Barometer - an instrument measuring atmospheric pressure, used especially in forecasting the weather and determining altitude. 7:07 Mores - the essential or characteristic customs and conventions of a community. Funnily enough when researching the moors I got articles linking to both mores the word and Demi Moore (all 3 of which are mentiond in this compliation. Also i love how in 7:10 you can see a clarinet decoration in the background. I love the clarinet, ill send a link of me playing if someone asks in the replies 7:20 Vorshtein - (Urban Dictionary) A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning. - Just Another Seinfeld Fan
It was an 8th century invasion of southern Spain by actresses who had shaven their heads. The Moops conquered the region by bitch-slapping anyone who joked about the shaved heads!
@@rickrose5377 Not to take away the humor from your joke (and it's a good one), but the Muslims didn't invade Iberia; they were on a religious pilgrimage. If anyone invaded Iberia, it was the Roman Catholic Church.
@@thatfunkyduck The Muslims in the south clashed with the Vandals and Visigoths in the north, but they managed to co-exist, and the latter was absorbed into the former (with the latter allowed to practice their religion and culture). No such resolution when the Roman Catholic Church ransacked Iberia and gave all the settled people an ultimatum; submit to the church completely, be exiled, or be executed.
Kramer: "Bass, Jerry. Instead of salmon he went with Bass! He just substituted one fish for another!" Jerry: "Look, you idiot, first of all it's Salman [Rushdie], not salmon." - The Implant
Ah yes. I remember Sven. Always happy. One could even say, especially during the holiday season, jovial or jolly. Except when he was around his cousin, Svengali. Then, not so much.
But a thing cannot intrinsically be an anathema. That's the way he said it here. Anathema is a noun seeking a person. Something is anathema to someone.
Some of the earlier seasons episodes were weak, the dog farfel one, the trip to LA, now the keys episode before was great but they went to long on it. But doesn't really matter, I've watched the series at least 15 to 20 times since the 90s. I love the whole show, early with the clear Larry David point of view and later when he see Jerry more zany, slap stick goofy sense of humor.
When I first started I really enjoyed the later seasons more. But now I think the first 4 seasons are the most rewatchable. The later seasons became too focused on them being horrible people, it just becomes annoying after a while
Many of these by themselves probably only elicited a chuckle out of me originally, but placed end to end they had me rolling throughout the whole compilation.
My favourite Seinfeld scene? The elevator argument between Elaine and some whacked-out Finnish author about whether there are 'degrees of coincidence' ...
What's the etiquette when you come across an obvious mis-print on a trivial pursuit card? Do you give the person the credit for knowing the correct answer or do you go with what the card says no matter what? I would tend to go with the card because it becomes very expedient to resolve the situation - particularly because it is trivial, who the hell cares, misprint or not, the card is always right when the game is trivial.
Actually neither the question or George’s answer are correct… The Moops…, sorry the moors, invaded the Iberian peninsula, not Spain that didn’t even existed at the time. So…
@@LeoWhalen1933 I think "Uber" as an adjective gets me. I think it's use has declined recently. My is with phrases , "the fact that" , all intents and purposes". That latter should be all intense porpoises. But that's just my rack and pinion. . .
00:00 Quone - (medical neologism) from the Television series Seinfeld in the episode 'The Stakeout'
00:24 Anathema - something or someone that one vehemently dislikes.
00:35 Papier Mache - a malleable mixture of paper and glue, or paper, flour, and water, that becomes hard when dry.
01:05 Casus Belli - (Latin Phrase) for an act or situation provoking or justifying war.
01:25 Statute - a written law passed by a legislative body.
01:41 Vomitorium - each of a series of entrance or exit passages in an ancient Roman amphitheater or theater.
01:51 Off the Wagon - (phrase) drinking alcohol again after a period of abstinence.
2:00 On the Wagon - (phrase) abstaining from drinking alcohol.
2:03 Ironic - happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this.
2:19 Timbre - the character or quality of a musical sound or voice as distinct from its pitch and intensity.
2:19 Tamber - mistaken word for timbre
2:17 Stuperstion - (urban dictionary) A stupid superstition
2:17 Superstition - a widely held but unjustified belief in supernatural causation leading to certain consequences of an action or event, or a practice based on such a belief.
2:37 Buoy - keep (someone or something) afloat.
2:52 Seltzer - soda water.
3:18 Mr. Dalrymple - Russell Dalrymple, played by Bob Balaban, was the president of NBC and was considering doing the sitcom Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza created.
3:33 Svengali - a person who exercises a controlling or mesmeric influence on another, especially for a sinister purpose.
3:59 Moors - The term Moor is an exonym first used by Christian Europeans to designate the Muslim inhabitants of the Maghreb, the Iberian Peninsula, Sicily and Malta during the Middle Ages
4:24 Nightingale Syndrome - sometimes used to explain why caregivers show empathy and compassion for patients, even if there aren't any romantic or sexual overtones.
4:24 Clara Barton - An educator and humanitarian, Clarissa “Clara” Harlowe Barton helped distribute needed supplies to the Union Army during the Civil War and later founded the disaster relief organization, the American Red Cross.
4:24 Florence Nightingale served primarily in Europe, during the Crimean War. After being appointed to introduce female nurses into the military hospitals, Florence took 38 female nurses to Barrack Hospital in _̶T̶u̶r̶k̶e̶y̶ (Western Armenia) in 1854. ... Clara Barton is best known for her work in the United States during the Civil War.
4:33 Bovary - rhymes with Ovary and is the last name of Emma Bovary from the Book Madame Bovary
4:33 Ovary - a female reproductive organ in which ova or eggs are produced, present in humans and other vertebrates as a pair.
5:00 Mulva - Jerry and George come up with possible candidates, with George suggesting Mulva (for vulva). She presses him to say her name.
5:00 Vulva - the female external genitals.
5:10 Funguses - both funguses and fungi are acceptable, but fungi is by far the more common plural and the safest option.
5:10 Fungi - any of a group of spore-producing organisms feeding on organic matter, including molds, yeast, mushrooms, and toadstools.
5:22 Demi Moore - duh mee mor
5:22 Semi Tractor Trailer - semi truck's trailor
5:44 write off - A write-off is an accounting action that reduces the value of an asset while simultaneously debiting a liabilities account. For example, if you use your car for both work and personal trips, you can only write-off the costs for the work trips, and you'll need to keep a log of your work trips (as well as any receipts) to do so.
5:44 Kramer/Jerry: "do you know what a write off is, no i dont, but they do and theyre the ones writing it off" I like this line its funny
6:11 Witchy Woman - Witchay women ua-cam.com/video/nc0988XxoXI/v-deo.html
6:24 Boodgedy Man - Mr. Boogedy is a 1986 family short film directed by Oz Scott and written by Michael Janover.
6:24 boogeyman/bogeyman - an imaginary evil spirit or being, used to frighten children.
6:35 Andrea Doria - Italian passenger liner that sank on July 25-26, 1956, after colliding with the Stockholm off the coast of Nantucket in the Atlantic Ocean. The maritime disaster resulted in the deaths of 51 people-46 from the Andrea Doria and 5 from the Stockholm.
6:35 SS Edmund Fitzgerald - was an American Great Lakes freighter that sank in Lake Superior during a storm on November 10, 1975, with the loss of the entire crew of 29 men. When launched on June 7, 1958, she was the largest ship on North America's Great Lakes, and she remains the largest to have sunk there.
gordon lightfoot
6:35 Gordon Meredith Lightfoot Jr. CC OOnt (born November 17, 1938) is a Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist who achieved international success in folk, folk-rock, and country music. He topped the US Hot 100 or AC chart with the hits ... and "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" (1976)
6:35 Cat Stevens - Yusuf Islam (born Steven Demetre Georgiou; 21 July 1948),[1] commonly known by his stage names Cat Stevens, Yusuf, and Yusuf / Cat Stevens, is a British singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist.[2] His musical style consists of folk, pop, rock, and, later in his career, Islamic music. He returned to making secular music in 2006.[3][4][5] He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2014.[6]
6:55 Barometer - an instrument measuring atmospheric pressure, used especially in forecasting the weather and determining altitude.
7:07 Mores - the essential or characteristic customs and conventions of a community. Funnily enough when researching the moors I got articles linking to both mores the word and Demi Moore (all 3 of which are mentiond in this compliation. Also i love how in 7:10 you can see a clarinet decoration in the background. I love the clarinet, ill send a link of me playing if someone asks in the replies
7:20 Vorshtein - (Urban Dictionary) A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.
- Just Another Seinfeld Fan
Can I get that clarinet?
I'm sorry but the card says moops
@@ValseInstrumentalist ya sure give me sometime ill send something
@@pierrebidkhanian3135 God.
Actually, George was right. “Timbre” is pronounced as “tamber.”
This is a great Seinfield contemplation. Probably one of the best on WhoTube.
Compulsion*
@@ehabfysel5354 That's not a word
I'm pretty sure you meant ViewTube.
@@verribarry he obviously meant Modern Family
Silly George can't even pronounce the name "Demi Moop" correctly.
We still use George’s way of saying ‘Oh noooo’ No matter what the conversation is, we all just start laughing.
It was an 8th century invasion of southern Spain by actresses who had shaven their heads. The Moops conquered the region by bitch-slapping anyone who joked about the shaved heads!
@@rickrose5377
Not to take away the humor from your joke (and it's a good one), but the Muslims didn't invade Iberia; they were on a religious pilgrimage. If anyone invaded Iberia, it was the Roman Catholic Church.
@@JanetStarChild was it a peaceful pilgrimage?
@@thatfunkyduck
The Muslims in the south clashed with the Vandals and Visigoths in the north, but they managed to co-exist, and the latter was absorbed into the former (with the latter allowed to practice their religion and culture).
No such resolution when the Roman Catholic Church ransacked Iberia and gave all the settled people an ultimatum; submit to the church completely, be exiled, or be executed.
George putting bubble boy in his place with The Moops. So satisfying.
I love how Jerry *IMMEDIATELY* corrects someone who made a mistake
Jerry "Um Ackshually" Seinfeld
you missed a period.
The write-off scene is one of the greatest moments in the show along with the rines are crossed moment.
Kramer: "Bass, Jerry. Instead of salmon he went with Bass! He just substituted one fish for another!"
Jerry: "Look, you idiot, first of all it's Salman [Rushdie], not salmon." - The Implant
I love how Jerry still refers to her as "Mulva" in the final episode. 😅
"She said I looked like Demi Moore in indecent proposal"
How fast was she walking?" Toot funny
"It’s a slice of life"
"No it isn’t"
"A pun?"
"I don’t think so"
"Vorschtein?"
You're truly a sven jolly for posting this
Ah yes. I remember Sven. Always happy. One could even say, especially during the holiday season, jovial or jolly. Except when he was around his cousin, Svengali. Then, not so much.
@@leobrussel9471 lol
george used anathema correctly...
Yes! But he pronounced it incorrectly! It's /əˈnaTHəmə/
But a thing cannot intrinsically be an anathema. That's the way he said it here. Anathema is a noun seeking a person. Something is anathema to someone.
And it's far harsher than to dislike.
@@leobrussel9471 something or someone that one vehemently dislikes:
"racial hatred was anathema to her"
elaine's little pout at 5:30 is so cute!!
The bubble boy is surprisingly strong for someone with a weak immune system.
What a great idea for a compilation. Thanks for the video.
Check The Sopranos for more laughs
Probably the best Seinfeld video on UA-cam.
yess
Close, but no cigar, everything about The Race on UT is Gold Jerry, Gold.
This whole series is a damn gold mine of idiosyncrasies and I love it lol
The Sopranos has a good mash up as well
Gold Jerry gold!
Something so quaint about the earlier seasons. It truly was a show about nothing
Yes, definitely enjoyed the earlier seasons better. The last two seemed to be rushed and not as genuinely sincere, but still funny.
It's spelled quiescent...
Some of the earlier seasons episodes were weak, the dog farfel one, the trip to LA, now the keys episode before was great but they went to long on it.
But doesn't really matter, I've watched the series at least 15 to 20 times since the 90s. I love the whole show, early with the clear Larry David point of view and later when he see Jerry more zany, slap stick goofy sense of humor.
When I first started I really enjoyed the later seasons more. But now I think the first 4 seasons are the most rewatchable. The later seasons became too focused on them being horrible people, it just becomes annoying after a while
Isn't life itself about nothing!? That's the reason this show is a masterpiece.
I just liked the picture of the cat.
George mixing up the composer Schumann with Artie Schuman from gym class is another classic
0:49 Uncle Junior in the other booth.
George never had the makings of a varsity linguist
I'm sorry, the card says, Moops. 😂😂
"This is really getting ridicurous!"
Reminds of how I sang along to hit songs singing the wrong lyrics for years.
This is a well-edited composite... I watch a lot of Seinfeld crap but this one kept my interest...well done
Many of these by themselves probably only elicited a chuckle out of me originally, but placed end to end they had me rolling throughout the whole compilation.
How about when Donna Chang says, "It's really getting ridicurous."
Missed Kramer saying "Bunsen Burger" in the non-fat yogurt episode
I could go for hours watching these bytes. I mean, BITS,
My favourite Seinfeld scene? The elevator argument between Elaine and some whacked-out Finnish author about whether there are 'degrees of coincidence' ...
5:20, Jerry is trying not to laugh. 🙂
Jerry tries not to laugh in every episode.
Brilliant compilation 😂
“Oooo nooo! I’m sorry! It says moops!” 😂🤣😂🤣
Oh, the days before phones that can search these things up in a heartbeat.
“Booyey” is an American pronunciation of Buoy, which should be pronounced as Elaine originally did (boy).
Absolutely. How do Americans pronounce 'buoyancy' and 'buoyant'?
It’s an American sitcom, I would assume they would prefer standard American English pronunciation
Strangely, George wasn't wrong with "anathema."
It's mostly a religious term these days
Wow this was a great one. Very original idea- hadn't seen one on this topic yet!
Vomitorium isn't a place to vomit. It is a stair exit out of a coliseum.
It really doesn't have to be a coliseum.... it's more of a comment about The Human Condition
Wow this must have been a lot of work tracking down all of these. Very good!
And they are the ones writing it off!
This video is the opposite of anathema.
The good old days before Google ruined arguments
Google is the best, instead of bitching about who was right all night long, we can. settle it in 10 seconds. And we learn stuff lol
@@Kruppt808but the argument debates was funny and memorable.
5:17 Jerry wants to laugh
what is a barometer exactly? "Lost in translation" in every other country except the USA.
Any child over 12 knows what a barometer is.
thx for the upload!
It's pronounced "thermometer"... ok I'm done haha
Wouldn't expect less from Cosmo
Seinfeld has such an accurate amount of Mispronunciations to real life
5:20 Jerry on the verge of cracking up
Can you blame him?
I wish Paul Benedict could have been a recurring guest.
I need salsa.
the write off is the best moment here
I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.
And it was rammed by the Cat Stevens. I'm still laughing.
@@avlisk Later named the Yusuf Islam
@Wandaperi
Kramer really quoned that one up.
"To quone something." 😄
Dolores...😘
Vomitorium
LOVE this compilation
“Mulva” 😂🤣😂🤣
Strangely enough, I'm starting to now hear se-MEE trucks. Has everyone gone crazy????
Really?? Yes, everyone has gone crazy.
The card did say moops.
I remember a MASH episode Hawkeye used the world "vale" which was challenged but is actually a word.
Fungi!......hahahah the looks he gets!
You cannot die from an odor. Source: I worked on a pig farm.
What's the etiquette when you come across an obvious mis-print on a trivial pursuit card? Do you give the person the credit for knowing the correct answer or do you go with what the card says no matter what? I would tend to go with the card because it becomes very expedient to resolve the situation - particularly because it is trivial, who the hell cares, misprint or not, the card is always right when the game is trivial.
I would say that when the opponent is as insufferable as the bubble boy, anything goes as long as it helps you win
Right is right, wrong is wrong. Trivial or not.
Hey that very last guy was the neighbor from the Jeffersons! What was his name? Mr. Bentley!
good job :)) loved it. thanks
Yeh! I haven't laughed out loud in awhile! :)
I like the kitty.
The Moops!
One thing missing is the 12-gauge makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol when the 11 is actually bigger ☺️
Someone should make one of these with Marjorie Taylor Green.
God I fcking hate her crazy ass
Svengolly and svenjolly is my fav
A word beginning with N
Guininly had to Google if it was off or on the wagon!
Love
Tom
It actually meant something Elaine 😂
Only one Kramer knows is “Fungi”
It’s the “
Clara Nightengale Syndrome”
My favorite is Flekman instead of Farbman.. Shame it was missed here
Sven-jolly. 😄
Salsa was or is #1, because it tastes great!
Actually neither the question or George’s answer are correct… The Moops…, sorry the moors, invaded the Iberian peninsula, not Spain that didn’t even existed at the time. So…
ohhhhhhhh - DELORES!
why didn't anyone come up with "Regina"
Funny, I just looked Casus Belli, today.
3:51
- ...George?
- Sven-jolly!
Its absolutely ridicurous that George's flavan wasn't in this video
statue of limitations lmao
To quone somebody
FUNGUY.... que lindo compilado amigo
pre-internet days 😂
5:40 - de *mee* Lovato ¶:
The irony. Subscribe is misspelled.
Demmee? I’ve been pronouncing her name wrong for the last 30 years too.
Ann Athema? Wasn't she one of Henry VIII's wives?... No, wait, that was Ann Berlin.... No, Berlin was the city with Wall Street.
Papier machay 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼
Anyone else getting strong Bone Apple Tea vibes?
Mrs. Ochmonek… woops… wrong TV show.
Raquel!
3:05 Hey George, a Spanish person is from Spain and they’re not known for salsa. Think you meant to say “Hispanic” person.
Did they ever do "literally"? SO sick of people using the word incorrectly.
I don’t think it was abused until the last ten years or so. I’m so literally sick of it too….
Or "super." I want punch people in the face who use it as an adjective every 10 words.
@@LeoWhalen1933 I think "Uber" as an adjective gets me. I think it's use has declined recently.
My is with phrases , "the fact that" , all intents and purposes". That latter should be all intense porpoises. But that's just my rack and pinion. . .
@@woodsplitter3274 "Embarrassed of" -- no, it's "embarrassed by" -- when did this change! And why??
@ 2:05 is that the "2 weeks" lady from Total Recall?
Wow, I would've thought so, but nope! That's Rhoda Gemignani, the "2 weeks" lady was Priscilla Allen.
Where is the redicurous comment?
In what part of Spain were the moops?
Papier-mâché is correct
English speakers: steals words from different languages then derides anyone who actually pronounces them correctly
@@b.f.skinner4383 Stop acting like your behaviorist-ass knows anything about linguistics. Go back your box Skinner
@@Ethan-tn4jc go back your school, Maja
I bet you googled it.
@@fbg5678 I was married in France to a French woman, and I have an BFA degree. No need to look it up.