I love how, for as hilarious as these guys are, they couldn't completely ruin the horror of that basement. Like, it was obvious they were creeped out. When Smitty put that cam under the door and you see that room it's just like... "Oh dear God."
I love how they unknowingly picked one of the darkest and saddest missions and they thought it was gonna be completely different. I also like how even when they are doing a messed up mission their jokes can still make you laugh
Nightclub is scariest in terms of clearing angles and difficulty. Volls is definitely more disgusting as you go through it. Not super difficult, but it’s……something……
@@argentumoculisgrimm9619 the difficulty comes from the fact that the Voll guards all have anti-armor guns. At least in single player, they kill you very quickly.
i both loathe and love you for this comment, cause i completely forgot what happened at the beginning of the video, and your timestamp was placed exactly when he started the mic bit
it's weird to go from watching tactical former military milsim guys playing this game to you guys just shooting each other in the head as soon as the mission starts 😂😂
Smii7y's Ready or Not videos: 50% civilian casualties 10% stopping Matt from causing civilian casualties 10% failing to stop Matt from causing civilian casualties 20% "We restarted the level/***** died" screens 10% friendly fire = 100% chaos
i love that grizzy was looking away when nearing them from the corner and then when the woman said that he freaking turned around too and aimed hahahaha
This episode was priceless. I had to rewind multiple times and watched from the beginning three times. You guys are an absolute blast. Both of those missions were fucked and twisted, and anything other than chaos wouldn't have been appropriate.
Did anybody else’s stomach drop when they made it to Valley of the Dolls? That map is so dark and a far cry from what these boys are used to. Played it since it was released and it still creeps me out big time.
It's like when Soviet Womble played Swat 4 with Cyanide and they did that mission where you raid the Serial Killer/ Kidnapper's house. The one with the goofy ass nickname: "Law School Lyncher" or whatever the fuck?
Bruh, I played the test version of this map and I tought it was some robbers taking people at a birthday party hostage...I was so wrong, that fucking basement...the barrels, the mosaic. That Level is properly disturbing
Am I the only one who actually wanted to see how far those freaks could go? Like... Getting cannibal corpse lyrics kind of far? Just out of morbid curiosity?
this game doesn't go light on the missions. you're not going in to kill a bunch of baddies, you're going in finding bad people hidden amongst the pile of dead innocent life.
fun fact. in the basement of that mansion there is a hole filled with dead children (at 19:17 you can see it) and the obvious uhhhhh pictures....... of all the house's to jokingly call your own. they chose the WORST F***ING ONE XD
I love how Puffer and Smii7y cleared the master bed room without seeing anything weird and Matt goes in and instantly notices a fleshlight. Also helps that they found the red room.
The second Matt volunteered to put on a voice effect and talk I knew what was coming and lowered my volume accordingly XD Also, I thought that the mansion was a drug bust when I first played it. Then I saw the basement. No arrests were made that day.
Dude I can’t stop laughing! I knew he was going to do the shitty mic but the fact smii7y didn’t even lower it or anything and just left it ear piercingly loud is hilarious
@@hypershock0762 The mansion map is breaking up a child p0rn ring, and the basement has basically a shrine to one of the "actors". I decided that everyone was guilty and armed.
For those that don't know what room Smii7y went into with the red lights and photos, it's a dark room which produces photos, very traditional and I love making them, but yes it makes ya look like a creep. As for the big photos of the girl with the writing and crap, yea, good luck with that!
I don't think it being a red room is the bit that makes it creepy.....More like there's a "birthday party" where the adults "go through this entrance" and there's a red room full of those types of pictures....They should've domed the "civilian" they found in that room straight away I'm surprised not more people realise that the mission is a swat team going in to arrest a nonce gang
@@BeanBurrito9 I was just identifying the room, not identifying why it was creepy. It just looks creepy for people that don't know why it's a dark room with a red gloomy light.
@@Fvoarin just from a traditional point of view for people that never played through the game or have ever seen a room like that, it's creepy. I only was identifying the room for the basis of why it looked creepy, not referring to the back room with the giant images and drawings on the wall where 18+ images are being shot, the dark room with the red light is just the production process of said images, thus the bonus points for creepout..
I played the Nightclub mission by myself, but it was the beta map, so seeing the floors and walls coated with corpses was freaking ominous as hell as I watched this.
Smii7y's instincts in 6:55 has got to be the worst example of how to deal with someone with an explosive vest, turning around and running while the enemy runs at you is terrifying
When Smitty’s shot Matt in the beginning it looked like he just disintegrated him. There was no animation of him falling over, by the time the smoke and sparks cleared he was just on the ground.
@@shadow23498 Valley of the Dolls (the massive mansion) is a raid on a suspected child pornography ring. 'Janey', who's the one celebrating the 18th birthday party, is the girl whose photos are plastered all over the creepy basement. In the room with the big hole in the floor in the basement, there's a barrel with her belongings on it. In the hole there's other barrels too that look like they've been dug up. The theory is that 'Janey' was killed and stuffed into the barrel once she turned 18; like many others before her. They then bury the barrel with the body in it and find their next victim to exploit. It's a *super* dark map. Probably one of the most dark of any video game in a long time.
Also adding on from the comment explaining the mission. Occasionally when replaying the mission you can find a girl locked in closet crying for your help as the shooting starts. Asking for you to rescue her. Additionally, there is a place in the mansion with shelves filled with VHS tapes with names and numbers on them, assuming that these are all the victims, there must be over 1000 VHS tapes on the shelves. Showing the gravity of the situation and how fucked up it is
Fun Fact: Shooting a retreating target is NOT actually a war crime. An enemy combatant attempting to escape still technically poses a threat as they can simply turn and engage at a later point. It might be "immoral" to some people, but it isn't technically illegal. Setting up ambushes on routes of retreat is actually a pretty established tactic at this point.
@@majikeego244 time to corrupt the innocent Basically the husband (voll I think that was his name) runs a cp ring that the swats come to bust…yeah you can probably connect the dots from there… A piece of kind of useless information that I just want to point out is that the parents are both ps
Blarg/Matt is so underrated, lol. 820k subs and yet, he was basically the jokes for this whole video. A man providing this much content, is either a genius or a special edd.
just wanted to say that I have been sick for the past week and your videos have been one of the only things making me feel better. thanks smii7y, your work is never unnapreciated
I love how, for as hilarious as these guys are, they couldn't completely ruin the horror of that basement. Like, it was obvious they were creeped out. When Smitty put that cam under the door and you see that room it's just like...
"Oh dear God."
Time?
18:32 I think
What is that about?
@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽
@@jkay.47it’s a lot worse than that.
I love how they unknowingly picked one of the darkest and saddest missions and they thought it was gonna be completely different. I also like how even when they are doing a messed up mission their jokes can still make you laugh
Valley?
What is the mission about?
@@Noah69gamerchild 🌽
@@jkay.47oh. i didnt even notice it was about that 😨
@@someone-ke6ynif you wanna know something worse…
Those barrels being buried?
They’re not empty…
The nightclub mission is one of the scariest missions as you go further and further into the club.
So is the Voll house. The slow realization when you find the dark room, the children's room, the barrels being buried...
@@Blaze_Shadowflame I wouldn’t say scary, more like disturbing.
Nightclub is scariest in terms of clearing angles and difficulty.
Volls is definitely more disgusting as you go through it. Not super difficult, but it’s……something……
@@argentumoculisgrimm9619 the difficulty comes from the fact that the Voll guards all have anti-armor guns. At least in single player, they kill you very quickly.
I haven't been able to play it yet my internet dookie so updates come Hella slow
17:30 The moment Smii7y and his friends realized the true horror of this map and they dropped all the funny act.
Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this.
Everyones weapons clicks & aims at the civilian.
funniest fucking thing i've seen.
Agreed
25:21
Amen 🤣
real
1:21 I genuinely love how caught off guard grizzy was during this
i both loathe and love you for this comment, cause i completely forgot what happened at the beginning of the video, and your timestamp was placed exactly when he started the mic bit
Thank you for this perfect timestamp
it's weird to go from watching tactical former military milsim guys playing this game to you guys just shooting each other in the head as soon as the mission starts 😂😂
Who was the first batch
@@dyllock105 You got guys like Karmakut, Controlled pairs, GLID gaming awesome channels for real military tactics being applied to these games
going from drewski to smitty is a vast contrast 🤣🤣
Honestly it is crazy watching the milsim guys play this. Absolutely nutsssss
@@RandomMan2k00 I gotta watch that
9:22 has got to be the best part
Smii7y's Ready or Not videos:
50% civilian casualties
10% stopping Matt from causing civilian casualties
10% failing to stop Matt from causing civilian casualties
20% "We restarted the level/***** died" screens
10% friendly fire
= 100% chaos
I am this guys mathematics, it checks out.
It's not a regular video until Smii7y has to restart to the game multiple times
Normal SWAT team: Intel received, 3 hostiles, 6 hostages.
Smii7y and his friends: Intel received, 9 hostiles, 6 unarmed.
remember no Russian
Actually 9% friendly fire, 0.2% SMii7Y laughing, 0.2% improv jokes, 0.2% Grizzy laughing, 0.2% explosion clip, and 0.2% fart moment.
Great speech 1:26
I love how blarg wasn't a murderhobo this time, caught me off gaurd
The one day Blarg wasn’t murderous, everyone else was
just like how the C4 vest caught everyone off guard
They gave him a Scooby snack that’s why
Cot me auf garde as well
I was half wishing he responded "it took serious restraint"
12:04 No one appreciated matt's joke but I cackled out loud from it XD
Same
That would be some intense reverb
25:21 the way you hear them all aim
i love that grizzy was looking away when nearing them from the corner and then when the woman said that he freaking turned around too and aimed hahahaha
Civilian: You can't leave here like this
The Bois: So, you have chosen death...
Those sounds were added in post.
Damn I did not expect to get more then 10 likes but I got 404 comment not found
It's weird how you can play one of the most controversial and disturbing videogame levels ever made and still be hilarious
The game shows the dark side of society. This map clearly looks like human trafficking ring.
Blarg: "My Fellow Americans"
*Says as a Canadian to another Canadian and only two Americans*
but my god, if it wasnt inspiring
**speaks in North American**
“Only two” like those two Americans don’t make up half the squad
Tbh I didn’t know Blarg was Canadian only smitty
*_Confused Confusing Confusion_*
This episode was priceless. I had to rewind multiple times and watched from the beginning three times. You guys are an absolute blast. Both of those missions were fucked and twisted, and anything other than chaos wouldn't have been appropriate.
“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!”
*pans to Puffer holding a grenade launcher for an indoor environment*
This is why I love Puffer
There’s no HE rounds in this game so the launcher is actually less dangerous than all the firearms
@@clownworld4655 yeah, but you know Puffer didn’t read the description, he just saw a grenade launcher and wanted to commit violence
I love how everyone freaking out about what's in the basement and then Mat goes "you guys don't have this in your basement" 18:12.
Did anybody else’s stomach drop when they made it to Valley of the Dolls? That map is so dark and a far cry from what these boys are used to. Played it since it was released and it still creeps me out big time.
oof
It's like when Soviet Womble played Swat 4 with Cyanide and they did that mission where you raid the Serial Killer/ Kidnapper's house. The one with the goofy ass nickname: "Law School Lyncher" or whatever the fuck?
Bruh, I played the test version of this map and I tought it was some robbers taking people at a birthday party hostage...I was so wrong, that fucking basement...the barrels, the mosaic. That Level is properly disturbing
Am I the only one who actually wanted to see how far those freaks could go? Like... Getting cannibal corpse lyrics kind of far? Just out of morbid curiosity?
@@bigbangcityinc as lomg as its dark and a true part of our society, they're def gonna add it
25:25 is literally the sounds of the worst problem solving team handling a situation
Lol
You guys somehow manage to make such a dark and scary game so funny
Scary?
@@2jdestrodegr15 did u not just see the nightclub or the photos in the mansion, its enough to send a chill down your spine
@@2jdestrodegr15 you literally bust a paedophile sex dungeon
@@2jdestrodegr15 the mansion was essential a pedophilia house. They also off the kids when they're done. Hence the barrels in the basement.
@@de_dorf279 It's less of scary and more of disturbing and unsettling if you ask me. But still a form of scary I suppose
5:49 NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR NOW LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR
God tier comment 😂
this game doesn't go light on the missions. you're not going in to kill a bunch of baddies, you're going in finding bad people hidden amongst the pile of dead innocent life.
What’s the game?
@@treybastin8260 ready or not
It’s still missing a ton of feature, but definitely impressive
fun fact. in the basement of that mansion there is a hole filled with dead children (at 19:17 you can see it) and the obvious uhhhhh pictures....... of all the house's to jokingly call your own. they chose the WORST F***ING ONE XD
I love how Puffer and Smii7y cleared the master bed room without seeing anything weird and Matt goes in and instantly notices a fleshlight. Also helps that they found the red room.
4:43 he really gave off the "drop it or be droped, homeboy!" Vibe.
The second Matt volunteered to put on a voice effect and talk I knew what was coming and lowered my volume accordingly XD
Also, I thought that the mansion was a drug bust when I first played it. Then I saw the basement. No arrests were made that day.
> boss music fades in
Dude I can’t stop laughing! I knew he was going to do the shitty mic but the fact smii7y didn’t even lower it or anything and just left it ear piercingly loud is hilarious
I don’t have the game, what are these maps like? I’ve also heard things about Voll.
@@hypershock0762 The mansion map is breaking up a child p0rn ring, and the basement has basically a shrine to one of the "actors". I decided that everyone was guilty and armed.
@@eis6570 No survivors. They were all armed and resisting.
i love how long it took them to notice that the party house was absolutely covered in NSFW stuff
For those that don't know what room Smii7y went into with the red lights and photos, it's a dark room which produces photos, very traditional and I love making them, but yes it makes ya look like a creep.
As for the big photos of the girl with the writing and crap, yea, good luck with that!
I don't think it being a red room is the bit that makes it creepy.....More like there's a "birthday party" where the adults "go through this entrance" and there's a red room full of those types of pictures....They should've domed the "civilian" they found in that room straight away
I'm surprised not more people realise that the mission is a swat team going in to arrest a nonce gang
yeah that wasn't the reason it was creepy lmao
@@BeanBurrito9 I was just identifying the room, not identifying why it was creepy. It just looks creepy for people that don't know why it's a dark room with a red gloomy light.
@@Fvoarin just from a traditional point of view for people that never played through the game or have ever seen a room like that, it's creepy. I only was identifying the room for the basis of why it looked creepy, not referring to the back room with the giant images and drawings on the wall where 18+ images are being shot, the dark room with the red light is just the production process of said images, thus the bonus points for creepout..
Yeah with the adjoining kids room it looks like it’s supposed to be like a raid on a CP ring
22:37 I thought it would be a cat…
I played the Nightclub mission by myself, but it was the beta map, so seeing the floors and walls coated with corpses was freaking ominous as hell as I watched this.
*Legend says SMii7y and the boys still are trying to finish that level to this day*
Civilian: You can't just leave me here like this.
Smii7y and the Rest of the Group: *aims at her*
25:24
The most perfect timing I'll ever see😂
SMII7 is not the russianbadger nahh hes the jermanbeaver
When they got to the “civilian casualties” jokes i realyy hoped for “the mission is… no russian”
25:24 The absolute speed at which everyone locked in their guns at her was beautiful
“NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES” pans to teammate holding grenade launcher
I love how smii7y is implementing real military strategies to clear a room while the rest of the gang is just HeY gUyS wUtS hApPnIn In HeRe
This game is always great with this group, I can never get enough of it
Smii7y's instincts in 6:55 has got to be the worst example of how to deal with someone with an explosive vest, turning around and running while the enemy runs at you is terrifying
Yea, I even said out loud “you have a shotgun!”
Blarg: Complains towards smii7y
Smii7y: Your going to get a spanking (Shotgun shell going off)
At 1:22 he should have said "do not antempt to board the helicopter" 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for all the entertainment you given us SMii7y
It’s Kurt Cobain
Thanks for giving me my morning inspiration, shotgunning a rockstar
Wait aren’t you supposed to be dead?
@@Dclerkin17 maybe
@@kurtcobain4743 I guess all the conspiracy theories are true
18:52 Oh hell nah, this is creepy as shit
Honestly, if I had the opening bit my way, Blarg would say, "Yep, we're gonna be here a while. *Inserts one more coin* Ok that's it."
Best of both worlds
The collective gun cocking sfx at 25:20 got me 💀
2:27 I like how he disappears into a cloud of smoke
It was like his body teleported to the floor😂
25:22 as an American, this was the funniest thing
When Smitty’s shot Matt in the beginning it looked like he just disintegrated him. There was no animation of him falling over, by the time the smoke and sparks cleared he was just on the ground.
1:21 Just out of nowhere Matt just fuckin blows everyone’s ears up with a loud ass mic upgrade that was hilarious 🤣
Smii7y, blarg, puffer and grizzy have the perfect humour to make the perfect combination of laughter and toxicity. Absolute masterpiece.
17:38 I like that they started breaching the basement rooms slowly for fear of getting shot (and getting demonetized due to what they might see.)
You know damn well if a game makes this group think “man what the fuck is this” in a not shitposty way, you know it’s probably disturbing as fuck
ive gotten to the point where if blarg says " yeah ill say something" or " does he mic in this game work" i immediately tur down my sound 🤣
*the and *turn im dyslexic
It’s so funny how they didn’t read who’s mansion they were raiding all of the jokes are so much better 😂😂
I don't really play this game but I'm curious, who's was it?
@@shadow23498 a wealthy child p*rn producer who seems to want intimate relations with his own daughter
@@shadow23498 Valley of the Dolls (the massive mansion) is a raid on a suspected child pornography ring. 'Janey', who's the one celebrating the 18th birthday party, is the girl whose photos are plastered all over the creepy basement.
In the room with the big hole in the floor in the basement, there's a barrel with her belongings on it. In the hole there's other barrels too that look like they've been dug up. The theory is that 'Janey' was killed and stuffed into the barrel once she turned 18; like many others before her. They then bury the barrel with the body in it and find their next victim to exploit.
It's a *super* dark map. Probably one of the most dark of any video game in a long time.
@@BKnight_ thx for the info
Also adding on from the comment explaining the mission. Occasionally when replaying the mission you can find a girl locked in closet crying for your help as the shooting starts. Asking for you to rescue her.
Additionally, there is a place in the mansion with shelves filled with VHS tapes with names and numbers on them, assuming that these are all the victims, there must be over 1000 VHS tapes on the shelves. Showing the gravity of the situation and how fucked up it is
9:24 was one of the funniest scenes ever bruh😭💀
There’s just something about their laughter that cures my depression any day
23:59 my favorite I laugh so hard I fell
The sheer panic Smii7y had when he saw the person with the bomb vest was hilarious
25:24 was f**king funny! They all sync and aimed lmfaoo😂😂
each smi77y videos is like using a flashbang in a dark cave and constantly using another cause you can't see
this went from casual swat swarm to horror creepy in break neck speeds.
Bro the flicking
"You can't leave me here"
*Sound of for guns simultaneously aiming at her head*
16:50 decent into mad creepy rooms
Thanks for being a great youtuber
8:44 that sign had me in stitches
This is always a great game for them to play
What game is it
3:02 bro took like 5 point blank shotgun rounds to the head and was like 🗿
Nothing like being awake at 1:39 drinking lime coke and playing far cry 6 while watching a smi77y video
14:55 mcr in an alternate universe
Fun Fact: Shooting a retreating target is NOT actually a war crime. An enemy combatant attempting to escape still technically poses a threat as they can simply turn and engage at a later point. It might be "immoral" to some people, but it isn't technically illegal. Setting up ambushes on routes of retreat is actually a pretty established tactic at this point.
Woman: You can't just leave me here like this.
Smii7y and friends: Aggressively pull out guns.
I'm glad the guys always help the people who cant be left here like this.
this channel is one of the only channels on UA-cam that can actually make me laugh, Thanks for the content!
1:45 "no civilian casualties" as hes looking at the dude with a grenade launcher lmao
the map with the appartement and the party has sick storytelling^^
What was the story
@@majikeego244 Let’s keep you innocent okay? If you didn’t pick it up by watching I don’t think you want to know
@@majikeego244 time to corrupt the innocent
Basically the husband (voll I think that was his name) runs a cp ring that the swats come to bust…yeah you can probably connect the dots from there…
A piece of kind of useless information that I just want to point out is that the parents are both ps
@@arandomguy2616 uh yes cod point ring
@@arandomguy2616 on not that bad
21:54
“I’ll help ya, I got ya!”
Blows up room*
The first 4 minutes of the video is something I will remember until my dying breath
15:00 my romantic chemistry
4:00 Smii7y tryna be a little sneaky sneak and Matt just like HELLO!!!!!
Fuck yeah. I love this series with all my heart. So glad you are bringing it back.
1:12 and I immediately lowered my headset's volume
Love grizzly at 6:04 is funny
18:07 The Nut Room
there was so many hentie pictures around the house bruh
7:42 "IM NOT SEEIN ENOUGH MOVEMENT!" 😭😭
Blarg/Matt is so underrated, lol. 820k subs and yet, he was basically the jokes for this whole video. A man providing this much content, is either a genius or a special edd.
"country boys make do"
"-youre not a country boy"
*The absolute worst sound you've ever heard*
1:45 all I heard was "No Russian."
1:18 hes gonna do the funny mic.
I just kno-
1:21 _I KNEW IT!!!!!_ ☠️☠️☠️
An ad came on as soon as puffer said “guys quit fuckin-“ 3:15
Me to
just wanted to say that I have been sick for the past week and your videos have been one of the only things making me feel better. thanks smii7y, your work is never unnapreciated
"This is Painful" perfectly describes this session... and the editor's hard work😂
6:45 that “Matt” together is so wholesome 😂🤣
7:00 the realization lmao
25:24 can hear all the guns cocking to life got me rolling
0:48 reminds me gulag 😂
i love how Matt at 2:27 went from standing to laying in a single frame
24:44 Was I the only person to notice that painting?
Ik right
No bro, I paused the video and just zoom it in fr 😅
8:44 grizzy saying that right as the sign to the right pops up is hilarious 😆
I love these videos
@All-MyWill FrFr