The Acolyte HATES Jedi, White Males, & Star Wars Fans | It's WOKE 2.0 People! SPOILER-FREE Review!
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2024
- Star Wars is a dead brand, and the Acolyte does nothing to shock it back to life. If anything, before this series is through, I predict it will mutilate Star Wars beyond all recognition - nevertheless, Doomcock is a fair and honest supervillain. In this review, I actually find some good things to say about The Acolyte before launching into the many problems I had with these episodes. This is as fair as I can be folks, but make no mistake: the Acolyte is a prime example of Woke 2.0, and as such, these first two episodes are just easing us into the coming disaster. Here is my SPOILER-FREE review of Episodes 1 and 2 of the Acolyte, and we will be discussing these episodes at length tonight on Pop Culture Breakdown at 7 pm Central / 5 pm Pacific! #starwars #disney #theacolyte
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NOTE: People accuse me unjustly of always being negative - well, in this review I bend over backwards to find some good things to say about The Acolyte before getting out the long knives and carving it up, but have no doubt - I predict this show will ultimately be the final degradation and ruin of what little remains of Star Wars. ALSO, Although this is a spoiler-free review, never fear - we will have full reviews and discussion WITH SPOILERS TONIGHT on Pop Culture Breakdown on this channel at 7 pm Central / 5 pm Pacific! Hope to see you all there, the discussion will surely get...HEATED...
Lol! The only people who think you're being unnecessarily negative to this pile of crap, are the ones who just want Lucasfilm to succeed out of spite for you.
🖤†he ÅÇØL¥†E is _so _*_Bad._* ( It's _so _*_Bad._* ⚫)
Who says that about you? Can you sick Harvey on them?
The only ones complaining about you always being negative are the ones who drank a lot of SOY from the same creature Jake Skywalker did in TLJ....fork em and they're feelings DOOMCOCK
What they are telling White people to do is kill themselves…. KK has destroyed Star Wars and this show will only get worse.
I’m glad I grew up with Star Wars and not Disney’s “Star Wars”
You are 100% correct. Kids today probably wonder whatever we saw in Star Wars (or Dr Who. Or Star Trek. Or Indiana Jones. Or ... fill in the blank).
Disney's Star Bores sucks.
I grew up with the prequels.
I saw Star Wars at the drive in around 1978 when I was just nine. It has always held a special place in my heart for decades, but thanks to KK, apathy now fills it.
@@superzilla784 yeah, almost all Western entertainment is trash now, which is why a lot of people are looking at Asian entertainment like manga
The thing I loved most about the Acolyte is having not watched it at all
Same here
I know, right!!!
Wish I could have said that about The Last Jedi.
The only thing Disney I watched was the Mandalorian. That show sucked it up last season and I've not renewed Disney Plus since.
Its nice not being a Disney shill like Doomcock.
Star Wars: A New Nope!
BWAH HA HA HAAAAA!!!! EXCELLENT ARobotArmy! EXCELLENT! :D
You win the internet
Hahahaha
NICE!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Star Wars: The Fanbase Nopes Back!
Star Wars died the day George Lucas sold it. It’s about time we all accept it, I have.
he sold out before he made episode 1.
True
Andor is... an anomaly.
Star Wars died for me the day the so-called Special Editions came out in 1997 where George Lucas defiled his Original Trilogy and refused to release the unaltered versions in high definition.
It died with jar jar.
A shard of metal: Deadly
A laser sword that can melt metal: Barely an inconvenience.
before long it'll be a mere starfighter can bring down a dreadnaught....that's the level of stupidity that's on display now!
- super easy barely an inconvenience !
- wawh wawh wawh
It's just a flesh wound
@@donaldfaris4798 your arms off!
In a nutshell
Twins should be offended that a non twin was used instead of using actual twins.
Exactly. Where's the twin representation? This is like black face, but against twins
Not the right minority. They get away with it because the person playing the role is blaak.
I think this is called genetic appropriation rather than cultural appropriation.
I'm going to flip the script (no pun intended) on this.
Twins should be *thankful* that they are not included in this *abomination* of something that's called "Star Wars."
Shame on them, also they can't even be arsed giving her a different wig for portrayal of each twin
I stood in line for four hours to see the original "Star Wars". But I wouldn't even stand for four SECONDS for any of this Disney crap!
BTW, why didn't they hire twins to play the twins? I thought that's how Hollywood works now. You can't play it unless you are it.
@@mark7s980How about Ezra Miller?
@@mark7s980You find me two real twins who would play this woke shit!
@joshuacr are you kidding? There are plenty of twins that would LOVE to get an acting gig like this! All you have to do is put out a casting call and they'd be lined up around the block. smh
Thrown pen knife: deadly.
Lightsaber through the gut: Not deadly.
You can spoil everything.
We won't watch this garbage.
I think there was confusion here. As soon as that first episode came out, this thing already spoiled! To quote Jay Sherman from the Critic," it stinks!"
This guy works for Disney.
Why is anyone STILL supporting Star Wars? Let the misandrist Karens have it. It’s cringe now. Invest your money in a product made by people who actually like you, not insult you
This guy works for Disney.
@@theoneonly259 lmao, no.
Well that the Star Wars fandom don't you get it. They complain about Star Wars tell you they will never watch another show again and then watch all the shows.
But hey know one is "force choking" you to come into to this video and make comments either.
@@HellBot-gi5siSpeak for yourself. I haven’t seen nor bought a single Disney star wars product. I spend a fortune hunting down the dark horse comics
The only winning move is ignore these people and their pretentious propaganda.
"All too easy."
Like the veiled reference, to Joshua (From "War Games")
I'm TOTALLY fine with them hating me because I LOVE not giving them money and my attention
Stop watching Doomcock then. He is clearly a shill.
You cannot spoil what is already rotten
It’s amazing how much power this woman has that she can hold an entire giant corporation, a beloved franchise, and its fan base by the balls and no one else in Disney has the balls to do something about it.
The emperor told us the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be UNNATURAL....
Headland knows where all of Hollywood's bodies are buried. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
It has nothing to do with balls. It has everything to do with complicity. They actually AGREE with her and BELEIVE in her vision.
amazing how hate videos can pay the bills
speak for yourself....I now hate everything so i buy into nothing new....
I laugh as the world burns.....that is my entertainment now....NOBODY HAS MY BALLS IN A VICE NEEDLS NOODY!!
prove it....fine this is my card scan it! nice si ya at the plant....
MAC DREKK!!! ahh fujusan...konichiwa! I WAS MONITORING THAT CALL YOU INTERFACED YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Here's what fans should say when Disney announces a new star wars project:
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!
*this fan says nothing as they turn off the device that was streaming this crap.*
This guy is a Shill.
@@theoneonly259 No I am not.
Some of us came in to world just before star wars..
Star wars our whole world at one point.
Well Kennedy did embezzlement what another 1 billion to make it?
I predict this: One twin will kill the other, followed by a big teary moment. Surviving twin will kill big bad, then join the Jedi.
Too unpredictable my guess is that the evil twin will see “the error of their ways” and then die trying to defeat the big bad causing a motivation for the good twin to win
@@hellboundchaoscommand7567 I say this prediction because I literally predicted the outcome of every scene as I watched it. This is all mediocre writing at best. As a mediocre writer myself, I know it when I see it. Believe me, I would love to be completely wrong. But I fear I may be right.
I predict this the numbers they get is below what they needed and it's declared another failure they'll announce season 2 but quietly cancel it like the Ruin Jahnsen movie deal was....
hey it's all high level corpo fkkkkkery on display here....
I am afraid it will be much much worse.....The main bad guy reveal will be "I AM YOUR MOTHER". I really hope not, but that is my guess.
@@SolarinDay everyone would love to be wrong with predicting this show. I want to be wrong predicting this show. I want to have this show be good but we all know it won’t be
With a name like Osha, I'm waiting for her to give a safety audit.😮
Lol!
You’re standing on that ladder wrong!!! Do it more gay…
@@Jimvenice2008 okaaaayyyyyy [leans a little and falls and dies]
The next Star Wars show, the lead will be named, Fema.
@@Jimvenice2008And lame!
This is what you get when people have so much hate in them that they live to take what makes others happy, and destroy it for their own selfish gain.
Sort of like liberals and America..
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
Woke People
@@ziephel-6780 no I wouldn't even call them "woke." They're for self-empowerment Even at the cost of others. These are just pure trolls.
Throwing weapons against a Jedi able to deflect and even throw back objects using the Force? Sounds like a quick way to die.
the lady is force sensitive. honsetly using throwing knives with telekinesis is a pretty nifty idea.
but not against a jedi who woudl just destroy the blades with a flick of their lightsabers.
Heck during the clone wars there were a few b1's that knew the minute the Jedi showed up how dead they were by bringing non lightsaber deflecting weapons to the fight.
So in other words this woke AcOlYtE, in purposely deciding to bring throwing knives to a lightsaber fight of all things, proves she's so stupid that even B1 Battle Droids are to be considered smarter than her
a knife that small and that distance would barely have enough energy to pierce through a robe
@@taddad2641 right, it's a silly concept. Any jedi is going to melt those blades with a lazy flick of their lightsabers. The only time blades would be useful if it was made out of Beskar. But that's still lacking in imagination, if you really wanted something effective, a composite bow with Beskar arrows that when a force sensative uses telekinesis on the arrow as it gets launched could telekinesis push the beskar arrow to hypersonic speeds.
They saw knives in Dune and decided to steal it. They didn’t read it like George, they saw it.
there were vibroblades in star wars already just never seen in action until the later shows like Mando and Book of Boba Fett
@@andrewbergman9315 Dune was written in 1965 by Frank Herbert. Frank was very seriously considering suing because in 1977 Star Wars stole a bunch of stuff from the Dune story. Google similarity’s between Dune and Star Wars. There are about 50.
BRO lucas stole all his ideas from retro movies and the concept of the force is based on Monk and martial arts
@@gregkirby9059 Google the similarities. That is George's cover story.
So glad I tapped out of this "franchise" a long time ago.
Same here there just burning money they have and the money they got a loan from the bank.
I am so sorry I tried giving Ahsoka a chance! So so so so so so so so so so........
A long long time ago in a galaxy not far enough away
The last sentence of the first episode put the every into perspective... "An Acolyte kills the dream."
Indeed, this kills the dream of Star Wars. And it feels like this IS what these sick people wanted; to destroy, not to build.
Yup, KK said it herself: the goal is to break the canon that George established...
@@ShaneDouglas713 From The Force seeking balance... to The Farce is Fehmele.
My wife always calls you Doctor Disney Doom and Gloom. However, being a Disney/Star Wars nerd herself, she agrees a lot of what you have to say about this series. After it was finished, she came downstairs where I was staying busy with Jedi: Survivor (I had no intention of watching this train wreck even although she knew what was going to happen from all the leaks), and flopped down on the couch and said 'I managed to choke through both of those episodes'. I asked if she was going to watch anymore episodes, and she stated she would whether stick her head between a door and the frame and try bashing her skull in before she watches anymore of the Acolyte since she said in makes zero sense and they (the Jedi characters) keep contradicting themselves. Jedi only brandish their lightsabers when they went to kill someone and then one uses it for a flashlight, Jedi/Sith get stabbed with lightsabers and survive/Jedi gets stabbed with a butter knife and dies, Jedi Master knows evil twin is dead then knows evil twin is alive and goes back and forth, and now Jedi are Cops for the Republic. The whole series is beyond stupid she finally says with a huff.
“It’s not about good or bad, it’s about power and who is allowed to use it.” Woke Philosophy in a nutshell .
I agree with you 100%, but the premise itself is nonsensical. If you have power, then the basis of using that power is the power itself. If someone has to allow it, or deny it, then they have more power. By its nature, power has nothing do with being allowed.
comepltely ignoring what the force is in the process. christ.
balance in the force is light and darkness intermingling. the force being binary leads to extreme behaviors in its users. For the light side users it can lead to overt pacifity and an obsession with status quos, blind to evils as they detach themselvse from proper emotions.
The dark side leads to increased aggression and slefishness to a sociopathic extreme, individuality taken too far.
but when light and dark intermingle you get... normality. even with someone with space magic, that balance keeps one ceneterd and able to not be pulled by the binary.
Isn’t that something Satan would say?
@@-taz- I hope you aren't underage so I will try to not be blunt. Fem inists call "power" to the active way a man can be intimately with a woman. So they don't see love but violence, and they want anything they associate with men donned to them like violence, sports, hobbies, entertainment, because they think is their turn to apply violence to the male fan they openly insult and mock. They are blind to love so they don't see the things we like we do naturally, not as a way to exert some power that once gets into their hands looks silly xD
That’s not the problem with the show if it’s a Sith centric show. It’s why we have books like Darth Plagueis and Darth Bane.
It’s the wokeness that sucks.
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” - J.R.R. Tolkien. We’re seeing a prime example of this.
Stop using that quote, that's not his quote. That's a quote from a TV-tropes page.
If Moss got stabbed thru the body with a light saber, she would have survived, but she dies from a 4 inch blade. Ok, Healand.
And it was so predictable! Love how the "bad" twin basically said 'turn off you light saber and stand their like and idiot so I can kill you' and Moss says 'OK' and does it.
White Females in Star Wars as Ninjas! Meh
Brain dead, the plot is.
@@joshuacr Not brain dead, your comment was.
Presumably.. Poisoned blade.
It was mentioned that the twins used posion back on there home world for hunting.
AJAB! Defund the Jedi! Sith lives Matter!
SITH AND PROUD ✊✊✊✊
ASAB
defund the sith order
Mandalorian Lives Matter [MLM] let that sink in for a second lol
JABA! The Hutt.
Make Jedi Great Again!
(MJGA is just damn impossible to say though.)
@@judgedrekk2981 u some type of sith phobe?? That's offensive to me as a sith
Hedland said she's a Sith....and would carry a red lightsaber... she said this show will "delve into the sith" and present a "gray" area.
Folks, when the devil tells you who he is, believe him
The Devil would be insulted by being compared to women.
Not surprising from Weinstein's acolyte.
@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 ......................................................................................................................... peeps like you that makes these idiots feel like they are legitimate. just so you know.
@@JoJo-vg8dzguess we can call her Darth Zannah and Weinstein Darth Bane. For reference, Darth Zannah was Darth Bane’s apprentice in the books.
Of course she is a Sith! She booked all those appointments for her Master Harvey & his preys. She did not even hesitate to pick the red blade! Who is surprised?
why are the twins wearing dyed mops on thier heads?
Because they’re super-freak! Super freakyyyy eeeouw!!
@@Frank-Discussion 🤣🤣🤣
@@Frank-DiscussionI thought it was impossible the Acolyte would create anything good. Thank you for proving me wrong right here! 🤣
They’re ancestors to Thundercat’s BoBF character
@@joshuacr my pleasure! 😆
I hope Gina Carrano is shorting Disney stock and laughing all the way to the bank.
probably not but she get's all the love while the mouse get's all the hate...I'd say it's working out okay in the end....
BRO the shock she had is BROKE
I mean, in Acolyte daggers are, indeed, lethal. That's progress! Dave Filoni, who apparently understands Star Wars, thinks lightsaber in the gut is a minor inconvenience.
" it's just a flesh wound!"
The only way to not be sickened by this abomination is to not think of it as legitimate Star Wars. It is Disney Wars, nothing else.
It is the same tactic we have to use with other franchises like Star Trek and Doctor Who.
"what curious mind games, the only way not to get sick is not to watch" -WOPR, defense computer prototype
Disney Star Was
People need to start using politics to get things back in the public domain. Let’s give stories back to the people.
I’ve no idea why people haven’t washed their hands of it years ago, I was completely out after Last Jedi destroyed the franchise, nothing could save it after that movie. I stopped watching Star Wars and all movies & TV shows, haven’t watched a single thing in 3 years, I only watch anime now.
Thats right, if someone else got the star wars franchise and then started popping out good stuff and then said, "hey, lets pretend all the stuff disney shat out these last few years never happened" i'd say: "Ok, they did it with the expanded universe, i can do that too with disney's shit".
So your telling that this jedi order run mostly by women is corrupt and evil?
Wait how can the Jedi be the patriacrhy when I see nothing but women (and 1 asian and black guy) in ads for the series???
Save us Harvey!
How about f*ck no for he is where he belongs.
laughing cuz it's so dark and so true....
Push the button!
I read this and thought “yeah movies sucked after they locked up Weinstein” 😂👌
@@CW0123 Justice has its drawbacks and putting a serial rapist behind bars isn't one of them.
I wrote a comment on Star Wars Theory's channel today stating my dislike for The Acolyte. I was surprised at how many people opposed my disgust. I didn't know his channel was followed by so many wokies.
I bet Star Wars Theory secretly agrees with you.
I don't know why people like that guy so much. He himself seems very woke to me.
That dude is still playing it safe middle if the road even after official Star Wars gatekeepers denigrated and humiliated him.
Another Hate Fiction from disney lucasfilm.
So with The Force being female does this mean that the Light Side every 28 days turns to the Dark Side?
I’m going to have to put a tamp on this idea.
That would explain where the Dark Side comes from and why it bleeds kyber crystals, but now how it penetrates us all. 🤔
You're making me see red! 😁
“Men get periods too” so ummm idk we’ll see what turning red 2 tells us
@@CW0123 Yeah, but if the Force is a man having a period, that would mean the Force _isn't_ female, checkmate Darth KK! 🫡
Guy holds up an egg and says "This is your company" then holds up a hot frying pan containing poison laced butter and says "this is wokeness and DEI" then cracks the egg into the pan and as the egg sizzles he says "this is your company on wokeness and DEI. Any questions?"
Just spamming this in all the reviews? lol
Company: Yeah I have a question- What if we put two eggs on the pan ?
@@DutronComics what's wrong with posting a comment in multiple places ? Lol
@@shawncarter7188 here is one of mine , there is nothing wrong putting the same comment everywhere , when it fits.
censorship is evil
Even when applied for 'good' intentions.
the source is disrespect and control over others people.
Yeah, why do you have to insult cooked eggs like that?
“You were the chosen one. It was said you’d destroy woke Disney not shill for them!!!”
I always prefer the original video opening to the PSA openings. Nice to see it hasn't been forgotten.
Schrodinger's Canon: the shit only exists when observed.
“The gayest Star Wars Evaar” 😂
Anyone else remember when this IP would literally print money , and all the toy shelves at stores were stuff with SW products, and we all got it excited anytime new starwars content was announced and released, before the days before Disney
Disney hates money. What a clown show.
D loves your debit card. They hate you
@kwf484 what good is that debit card money when it gets pissed away on money losing woke content? They don't like debit card or any kind of money 😄
No one is "force choking" you to watch it.
@@HellBot-gi5siThats why disney is sinking.
@@Hero_Of_Time94 Disney isn't sinking. Your just anti-business. You burn books in Florida so now you think I'm going to listen you? If you had your way you would put cameras in people's bedrooms to police their sex lives. You want to create a Police State by regulating people TV, movies, and books give me a brake. They do that in Iran and look what a crappy society they have over there.
What, the Kzinti have conquered the Galaxy of Star Wars? The Fanged God continues to smile upon Disney and Hollyweird.
"Commune with us, Doomcock! Share your wisdom!"
I saw doomcock at a Starbucks... I asked to get a picture, and he put me in a headlock and punched me square in face over and over. The beating continued on my limp body for minutes after I went out and was caught on camera. Keep up the good work doomcock!
Not even The Skull of Calderon could resurrect Star Wars at this point!
Can we just focus on cool smugglers who break galactic speed limits and bang princesses?
Lol 💯 and bounty hunters who only care about money instead of singing and dancing with Tusken raiders like idiots in the desert.
Disney already tried that path and screwed it up. Holds the distinction of being the first Star Wars production to lose money.
I still maintain that Solo was not that bad. It didn't feel like a Star Wars movie, but it wasn't horrible, especially compared to the recent drek.
What doomed Solo was being released after the last jedi.@@MSgt5J071
Wait, does that mean kissing your sister was cool?
@@joshuacr lol 😝 By the way they were referring to Han Solo as Han was a smuggler. Not Luke
I can hardly wait for your review of episode 3!
If Amandla Stenberg says, "I'm Rick James, bitch" just once, the series is totally redeemed. 😂👍
1984, my high school friend never saw Star Wars. He had no interest. He told me it was stupid and gay. Now 40 yrs later he spoke the truth.
He spoke the truth now, not then.
Lots of people did think Mark Hamill and/or Luke were gay. But also, in 84, gay just meant lame.
with that kind of specific foresight have him tell us how things end up in the next 40 years! lolz
@@judgedrekk2981Trump and/or Walmart empires will run the country for the rest of their existence. No one will care.
I behave friend invested in Apple, bitcoin but not NFTs truly an ascended master 😌🙏
Hedland has stated that the Acolyte is, for her, an opportunity to express her queerness. So, the whole production is no more than a Death Star sized self insert.
Even using the Death Star as an insert for her would be like throwing a golf ball down a hallway…😂😂😂
Look at Mindy Kaling she inserted herself as Velma in the Velma series do you notice a pattern in all of this
Ppl say episode 3 is when everyone will straight up bail I heard
Funny how a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, black alien people still culturally misappropriated Norse peoples’ hairstyles. I guess it’s a small small universe.
🎵It's a small Force after all. It's a small Force after all....🎵
(Apologies to the Sherman Brothers who wrote the original song, the second who recently died.)
SPACE FIRE!!!! What's-her-face in her spacesuit staring at a fire burning on the outside of the ship was hilarious, after that I fell asleep.
Blink twice if you're ok, Doomcock.
During the Acolyte premiere…..
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror, then were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
At this point, Disney is only capable of bad, corporate bashfics.
they're just plain incapable! inept talentless and corrupt!
i didnt have defund the jedi on my bingo card
What about Sith lives matter?
Andy Ng @ Film Threat watched the first four episodes. On 6/1 he says "FINAL VERDICT: The third episode of The Acolyte will finally kill Star Wars for the vast majority of Pre-Disney Star Wars Fans. Based on LucasFilm comments of late, they are OK with that."
For the sake of this is actually a non-spoiler UA-cam section, all I will say is I can't disagree. But I will not give details as per non-spoiler rules. (But my head is *so* shaking up and down.)
@@joshuacr I'm not sure I understand... my (Andy Ng's) comment is not a spoiler at all. Do you see it as a spoiler? Spoiler is for actual story, plot, characters, etc. Giving a verdict of woke/non-woke is not a spoiler... certainly not for Disney, lol.
"My friends, I have seen the first two episodes of The Acolyte and--"
My instant response: "I'm sorry [for your immense pain and suffering that was implicitly required]."
According to the consensus of critics, just wait for episode 3 if you want to see the end of Star Wars.
I appreciate your honesty. When I see Headland's face I am filled with rage and wouldn't watch this. Thank you for wading through this and Dr. Not
Should have called it Bud Light.
Know what I'll be rewatching instead, Doomcock? *_Jimmy Neutron_* on DVD.
A true classic Nickelodeon show focusing on a young boy with a really big head (due to his brain being so huge).
It's a sad day when mediocrity has to be seen as "an improvement"
This is not the mediocrity you were looking for. Move along!
The Acolyte: "The twins represent yin and yang"
Also the Acolyte: "The 'masculinity' part of 'yang' is just the 'yang' twin posturing"
I'm glad that I stopped Disney+ months ago
No get it right: Yin and Yang are female and scissor cuz Woke
I don't even watch new Star Wars anymore. It's much more entertaining hearing Doomcock talk about it.
Replace Jedi Padawans with Jedi Paddywagons ! :D
1:56 Of course it stars a black woman. Just like nearly every commercial. They make up 6.5% of the population yet seem to be on at least 65% of tv. Yay!
Correction. They starred a black *queer* woman!
1:27 "...crazy chick in bamboo armor..."
Oh man, now I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣
I'm not watching the show. Only reviews 😂😂
Your generosity on the first two episodes is boundless
One of the best examples of Disney Star Wars is still horrible. That's on brand.
It's like they took the corpse of what used to be star wars, put it on strings and tried to make it dance saying: "Look! It's Disney Magic!" So Strange no one's been fired. They even made pre emptive damage control to their own series, what are they thinking?
Obese Padawans are now the norm in star wars
The Force is hungry
Found this by stumbling into a CounselofGeeks short, where that person had the nerve to dog on you for how YOU present yourself...
Glad I found you through that train-wreck, couldn’t click off the short fast enough.
Kathleen *K* Kennedy.
But what does the middle *K* stand for? 🤔
It rhymes with runt. There's your first clue.
EXACKLES! 😆
@@Kingmon01LMAO Great answer
Killjoy
Kontempt
They're going to "Timeless Children" Star Wars in the next episode.
If she had any gravitas, she'd be more "difficult " to order around. She'll do any woke thing they tell her to.
Obi-Wan watched a half episode, Ahsoka 0 episodes, all of Book of Boba Fett, never finished nor will finish Mandalorian, and no plans to watch the Acolyte, thank goodness Acolyte 2 is cancelled
Wait? No Acolyte 2, Electric Boogaloo?
Can you spoil something that's already rotten?
My wife wants to see it and I watched these two episodes. I wonder who wrote the line" Attack me with all your force!" I swear it was the same person that wrote "all your base belong to us," I don't think I well be making an effort to view the entire series, Lee Jung Jae played his role as Jedi, apparently he has seen the first three Start Wars. The others? Like Doomcock said , who brings a small knife to a light saber fight and how does one kill someone that can block blaster shots with a sword with a thrown knife? I am annoyed.
I'm glad I'm not a 12 year old boy anymore.
well I put it like this my daughter fell asleep, while watching it and she is the only one in the house that never has complained about star wars until a month ago. Bad batch ending made her so angry , and then Trinity from the matrix getting herself killed because she can't pay attention in a fight. Ugg. Well Even this can make your die hard core star wars fan go wtf.
The woke years will be remembered as the worst pop culture era since pop culture exist...
Keep up the good work😉
Having more material to toss onto the existing inferno sends a message. Keep it coming . . . .
I care so little about Star Wars, the only reason I watch vidoes like this is to help out Doomcock.
Boiling the Frog slowly is exactly what The Orville tried. Despite the veneer of old trek adventure and formats, it slowly but surely added worse and worse ideology tinged episodes into the series until it became unwatchable
Ahhh The Orville, a show I never watched because I can't stand Seth Mcfarlane. But I remember when that show started Tom Connor from Midnights Edge, whose voice always makes him sound like a whiney little b*tch, singing its praises saying that "this is what Star Trek fans want" . Yes, even when he's talking about things he likes, he still sounds like a whiney little b*tch. It's good to hear The Orville has become as unwatchable as modern Trek.
At least there was story that I could actually follow in that. We'll just leave it there.
@@joshuacr I won't deny that. It had structures and the trappings of the old shows, but the constant insertion of ideologies pushed it to the point where the show made no sense and their agenda is laid bare.
Another $200 million down the toilet.
And yet THEIR brand of gatekeeping is okay.
That's kind of adorable they think tearing down the old stuff will somehow make these characters important.
Nothing since 2005 has been actual canon. Plenty of companies buy a name brand and then proceed to drop the original's quality.
I agree with the small exception of Rogue One. That was actually really good imo!
@@grottoguru6473 Agree, its the only thing I like. Plus it shows them their whole "you hate diverse characters!" is BS because of the cast. Also helped the director dosen't hate the fans and tried to stay so close to the OG movies, with the tech etc.
I'd say anything pre disney is still cannon. For instance star wars the force unleashed was an epic story. For anyone wanting stories for after return of the jedi, there are multiple video games and books from back then. Disney's crap doesnt exist in my mind.
Male the Force be with you. Always.
Just push the button already...
FREE HARVEY END THE MADNESS! 😭
When episode 3 drops, you will be praying for that sweet sweet release.
I wouldn't be surprised if the twins end up having magic children together at the end of it .
We mostly reject "Disney Star Wars". It does not exist.
I've been waiting for this all day!! Hail overload 😁🙌