Caecilians have salmon beat in weird ways of taking care of offspring. In some species the mother makes a burrow lays her eggs and stays with them until they hatch , when they do she will start shedding her skin for the babies to eat and she will continue to do this until she dies and thats when the babies leave the burrow. Same principle as what salmon do but much more work.
Salmon be like: "lmao I ate ur mom last night" "But we're related..." Edit: Everyone is pointing out that I stole this but I had no idea that there was an original comment like this because I post my comment straight away before looking
I was told by my father that they are basically rotting alive while they travel upstream to spawn. But breaking down to make more room for sperm/eggs is much scarier to me.
Salmomo's bizzare adventure Part 1: Salmon Blood Part 2: Migrating Tendency Part 3: Salmon Crusaders Part 4: Salmon is unbreakable Part 5: Golden Spawn
lenses only focus light hitting at certain angles onto the fovea (a specific place on the back part of your eye (aka the retina) with a high number of light sensing cells (aka cones which sense light colour)). so, anything that doesn't fall onto the fovea isnt in focus.
Here I will make my own edition The horrifying life of a Asian kid “Scientists have study on education on a daily basis one of them the Asian kid describe it like being in jail with the CIA stuff thingy which means torture I know this cause I am Asian too” “My parent teach me what the grades mean” A=*ayah you need to do better!* B=*bed bug* C=*Chainsaw* D=*dont even try touching your phone* F=* FATALITY*
Me: *watching video Brain: remember when we ate a salmons eye like a boss , we devoured it like it was nothing while the other few people picked to eat one were mentally dying? Me: .......oh yea..... I can still feel that crunchy thing in my mouth... And how it looked at me while I was holding it.... gr8 times
"And this my friends, is why salmon can respawn and people not"
- My Biology Teacher 2019
Jacob's Boring UA-cam Channel ok i‘ll make sure I do 😂
Cool
yep
I mean salmon spawn in my random waterfall on a pole
what about baby's
Salmon mom: You guys are so beautiful
*hears chewing noises*
Salmon mom: I'm so proud
NOOOOOOO!!!
She didn't give the cake out yet so unpatient.
Lol
@Liana Corns that's..... That's the joke
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHERRRRRR
@Liana Corns Is this some sort of sarcasm joke that I'm to blunt to Understand?
Am I the only one who noticed even their names are written wrong on a Starbucks cup 😂
1:50
Edit; stress on the word “their”
That happens in real life a lot of the times too.
No u not
Ayla Minier well thats why I wrote about it afterall as it happens in real life too
Wow never seen that before I wonder where they got the inspiration 🤔
Blogo and Q*bert
Teacher: Hey Salmon! What is your favorite food?
Salmon: My mom
Teacher: Ok........0-0
Wolfie Nezu •Reacts• the teacher knows
Their salmon too rememberrrr
Luana Thomsen Luciano You’re cringe
WTF
which way?
👁️👄👁️
Teacher: what is your first accomplishment?
Me: I ate my mom
xX HAPPYSOFA CAT Xx xD
Sam o' Nella
NO ITS BEING BORN
Salmon child: that Is my only accomplishment..
**proceeds to recheck career choices**
LMAOOOO
#DearBlocko
Why does some people's vision get worse through time?
@@venus5756 7* 😏
@@venus5756 16* 😏😏😏
@Sweet! It's okay nerds are cool😎 NERD GANG✊
+
@@Max-zz7ol How did you do that?
Life noggin be like:
⬜[]
[]⬜
[] [] 🆓 knowledge
*T O N K*
Wow!
Wow how u do that
Using these ◻️ and [ ] Maddie and Libby
*KNOWLEDGE*
“It’s like a snowman.... but with PUMPKINS.”
-Blocko 2019
*minecraft?*
*Roblox?*
Snow golem
🎃
⚪
⚾
Minecraft....
"ma what's for dinner"
"sushi." *dies*
"hooray"
That just got dark in a hurry
Dafuq
Extremely Dark
Dark but mildly amusing
Memes that went from 0 to 100 real quick
Mammals: Eat their Baby.
Me: That's Ok?
Salmons: *Eat their Mom*
Me: *_WhUt?!_*
Dang_ Itz Fink! Nice Profile
@@Colfieandthestars *the twin profile invasion*
Rabbits eat their babies if they are angry
Nezuko
It's not that bad the mother died itself we would kill fish if fish ate their mom alive
Salmon: we live in a society
Joker: he copied me!
Somehow that rhymes
uh
@@brianatharadriansyah and how?
@@kurby8496 try singing it
@@sanpurutekisuto6709 omg lol it kinda works....but how did you even notice that? Do you just read comments while singing xD?
Then we would be cannibals
Eating ourselves.
Edit: tf happpen to the title and thumbnail, why was it change
How old are you, you really don’t know?
Eating each other you mean 😂😂😂
VORE
Xavier Tay that’s a real thing and it’s called autocannibalism lol
XChanged some people are already eating others. not me tho , king of virginity, and also a virgo
I didn't see this on the magic school bus.
A sentient piece of bred YUP!!!!
WHERE THE *bleep* IS ITTTTT?!?!?!!!!!??????
Me neither
Might scare the orange haired kid-
@@cryolite08 omg so tru
『EӾoƵ』 XxShadowxX ツ same ;w;
The fishes: **Eats their mom**
Everyone: Thats horrible!
Me: Don't worry. They will get eaten by their own child in the future ; )
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES ☝️
@@y.vsofia4060 thx
@@y.vsofia4060 it do tho
If they dont get child they wont die
@Mya Davidson if they dont get child i mean they will still die but they'll live longer
*So this is the reason why I only see Salmon's in the River*
haha
The plural of salmon is salmon dumb self promoter
Why do salmons need no health insurance?
Because they get cured for free.
Now I this is a joke but, how do they actually cure themselves?
@@chesneyzammit6566 r/woooosh
@@alanv1233 I knew I was gonna get whoooshed for asking :P
Chesney Zammit they get cured as In cured to get eaten, like meat
@@chesneyzammit6566 www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/
I aint gonna waste my time in minecraft just to get fished up!
‘Spawned’ Perfection
If you get killed you just come back to life and that's how Minecraft works
Is this a pun?
@@someonescat2376 r/whooooosh
I don’t get it
69th like
I have a Question: Why can't humans be born with green or blue hair.
Potato does not know either
Because u cant😂
@ItsSophia's Studio Yt dang r u friends with blocko
Because.. *M E L A N I N*
you just cant
Ha, voicecrack when he said " hEy there!"
Yep
he turned 13 again
1:59 First documented case of “glitch”. (Glitchius destroyis)
Yes I also saw that
"Spawning"
**MINECRAFT INTESIFIES**
Or any game really
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Life Noggin: What if people spawned like salmon?
We would only be spawning on water or we die
I hope Q-bot is an excuse for his own weird questions and not a way to carry on dear blocko without credits to commenters
CowsAreCows 123 can you stop with this meme format, do you not understand that it’s dead
@@crryptid nah
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
This meme format: not funny and overused. stop it.
2:10 "making pumpkin men with your freinds"
Me: "a halloween version of snowmen?
1:07
_”I am one with the salmon”_
-#1 Salmon FAN
Other mammals: “dude I don’t have enough resources for all my babies let me eat some.”
Salmon: “YOU EAT UR BABYS?”
Salmon: gasps and faints
Since we're "spawning" just type in a /teleport command.
And watch out for spawn-camping bears. Jerks.
I’m gonna ban the bears from this Christian Minecraft server
PrinceAnimations AndGaming aight seems good
guys hows that build battle contest going
Caecilians have salmon beat in weird ways of taking care of offspring.
In some species the mother makes a burrow lays her eggs and stays with them until they hatch , when they do she will start shedding her skin for the babies to eat and she will continue to do this until she dies and thats when the babies leave the burrow.
Same principle as what salmon do but much more work.
Life noggin: "spawing"
Me and some nerds: *iS tHaT mInCrAfT?*
"Spawing"?
@@voidzones r/wooosh
Lol spawing
Isn’t it spawning?
@@TamWam_ idk about her :/
cookiecat gaming :3 i posted the same thing but i did not know. Im sorry
"And that means heading home to mate!"
*alabama noise intensifies*
Salmon be like:
"lmao I ate ur mom last night"
"But we're related..."
Edit: Everyone is pointing out that I stole this but I had no idea that there was an original comment like this because I post my comment straight away before looking
You stole That
Stolen
From who
Edit: Sorry I didn't realise that there is a comment the same as this one, I just commented straight away
He didn’t mean it
Stolen
what if people where like salmon?
watch the magic school bus guys.
IQ OF 420 TRILLON
Bus ejaculation
@@weeb_dweeb it's actually spelled education. no offence intended.
Me: "Kills baby salmon"
Baby Salmon: *NO SPAWN CAMPING*
Baby salmon: NLR!!!
Pun
Cuz salmon spawn
I was told by my father that they are basically rotting alive while they travel upstream to spawn. But breaking down to make more room for sperm/eggs is much scarier to me.
Salmomo's bizzare adventure
Part 1: Salmon Blood
Part 2: Migrating Tendency
Part 3: Salmon Crusaders
Part 4: Salmon is unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Spawn
Salmons mom: aw look and my little babies
Salmon babies: *look* *at* *each other*
*I'll ask again*
Would a Transformer buy a Life Insurance or Car Insurance?
Maybe both?
Both , car insurance= accident as a car
Life insurance = accident as a transformer
Today's fact: In Morse Code -.- means k.
-.-
o-.-
-.-
-.-
-.-
No one
Salmons: the water smells like my house I can still taste my mother
Mr. Grill cheese 🧀 xD
Salmon- Hi can we all steal your cycle?
Spider- No, reverse it 😆
Salmon-aight
1:05
Me when mom tries to stop me from swimming
Thumbnail: They eat their mom
Me:I eat them...
You are next Lol you mean video not thumbnail
@@TamWam_ r/woooosh
No one:
Not a Single Soul:
Not Even My Mom:
Thumbnail: tHeY EAt tHerE mOms
Salmon follow stupid instincts
Their*
Why does things get out of focus when we don’t look at them, kind of like a camera with a bokeh effect
lenses only focus light hitting at certain angles onto the fovea (a specific place on the back part of your eye (aka the retina) with a high number of light sensing cells (aka cones which sense light colour)). so, anything that doesn't fall onto the fovea isnt in focus.
Life Noggin: Doing the Do-si-do.
Me, an intellectual: "Um, the technical term is 'Scootilypooping' ."
Salmon:wassup noggin
Noggin:*eats random salmon*
Here I will make my own edition
The horrifying life of a Asian kid
“Scientists have study on education on a daily basis one of them the Asian kid describe it like being in jail with the CIA stuff thingy which means torture I know this cause I am Asian too”
“My parent teach me what the grades mean”
A=*ayah you need to do better!*
B=*bed bug*
C=*Chainsaw*
D=*dont even try touching your phone*
F=* FATALITY*
so true man
Line noggin:What if people spawned like salmon
ME:Oh yeh , it is completely normal topic which is going to help me so much
Wait- does that mean- **Looks at Badboyhalo's pet fish Mr.Squeegy**
*HOLY SHI-*
*a fan i see, GOODNESS SKEPPY AND SAPNAP ARE FISH MURDERERS!! D:
Ahem, Fundy’s mom Sally
@@princesscrystal6410 i didn't mention anything about fundy-
2:16 did it look like the salmon was stretching it's fin or waving it from side to side? I saw both.
I don't know if I can get to LA but do you have a preview coming up if people really wanna go but they can't get to LA?
WE LOVE YOU BLOCKO (Like if you agree)
TZ5DoubleT
Like Hunter
But I liked anyway ;)
1:06 *OMG! this kept me laughing like crazy!!!*
#DearBlocko
Did people invent smiling or is it just something they're born with
If we did invent it would be like this
you:gets born
parents: smile or I will put you back
@@ezucra *shoves it back to the womb*
#dearblocko
Why do sounds get more high pitched when we speed them up, and lower when we slow them down?
Nobody:
Salmon when they see their mother: *it's free real estate*
Yea they S P A W N like salmon
Edit: Oh F U C C i thought they spawned like mobs in mc LMAO
guinnes world record for dumbest person alive
(Joke)
"This is called 'spawning'" Me, a minecraft player:😅
me: *turns 2*
my parents: so when are you getting a boyfriend
kim’s mood ? How u get comments?
Salmons do real life spawning meaning they are the true gamers
0:55 Spawning
Me:MiNeCrAfT iS tHaT yOu?
Question for Life Noggin:
Is is possible for a person to learn, understand, and speak all the known languages on Earth?
No because there are some tribes we don't know about and they probably have some different language
That's why he said "known" language
@@afggetlost1342 in that case, yes
Life noggin’s finally losing it
However, not as much as Ibxtoycat.
Mom: I gave birth to you and this is how you treat me!!
Me: And who’s fault is that?
Ha lol
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
Merily, merily, merily, merily I can make you scream.
Salmon mom: exists
Salmon: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR FLESH IS MY PROPERTY
IM NOT FIRST
IM NOT LAST
WHEN I SAW SALMON’S IT THEIR MAMA, THE DON’T EAT THE SALMONSSS!!!!!
When i saw salmons eat their mama Dont Eat The Salmons*
r/ihadastroke
OKafk exactly
Next time learn some english :)
Doesn't anyone else do this? Well, it was normal for me.
You must be a fish
Sunny Tse wooosh
hol up
you crazy?
Question for QBOT-9001
What if Life Noggin was a baby cartoon?
Me: clicks video
Video: *the salmon's horrifying life cycle*
"They eat their mom"
*familiar drum beat intro plays
Mom fish : the one that always eats the baby’s
The baby’s:UNO REVERSE CARD IN HER FACE
Me: *watching video
Brain: remember when we ate a salmons eye like a boss , we devoured it like it was nothing while the other few people picked to eat one were mentally dying?
Me: .......oh yea..... I can still feel that crunchy thing in my mouth... And how it looked at me while I was holding it.... gr8 times
1:56
You guys got Lucky with the names on the Cups
"My name is Jeremy", I said to the worker. They wrote *Joseph* on my cup
[salmon eats parent]
Your grounded for life
Life noggin for the win
Thumdnale:Death
Blocko:Hey This is Clearly live noggin
Me: **Looks at title** Eh.
Also me: **Notices thumbnail** NOW THAT'S WORTH WATCHING RIGHT THERE!
1:47 um, blocko theres A ant in your back
Eating your mom. Oh god, I mean oh me. Salmon are banned from heaven. I swear.
people: nature is so beautiful
salmon: ha ha mama go crunch crunch
Sees the thumbnail: "They eat their mom"
Me: Lol I have to see this fish-cannibalism frenzy.
So does that mean the bears are Spawn camping
3:04 idk why but the movements salmon are making is funny.
Salmon: “I eat my mother.”
Me: “I eat you and your mothers on a dinner plate.”
Happy Halloween
Mom salmon: omg I’m so excited to have kids!
The kids: *ur gonna regret that*
Life noggin sounds like life nugget
"Salmon are typically between 2 and 6 when they're ready to spawn"
First life noggin vid I watch
the minecraft snowmen:
"it's like a snowman but with pumpkins"
"It just says do it coward"
Q bot is so beautiful
Pat is Blocko's secret identity in the real world. Change My Mind.
Where salmon lay eggs are basically the spawn point for baby salmon
Me: sees start
Me: yea they're collabing
Voice crack at the intro, amazing.
2:33 the new dead by Daylight killer the samon slicer
Me: *Sees Picture*
The baby fish: Come on bros, lets eat our mommy!
The baby fish No.2: But we're brothers
Salmon has joined the game
The incorrect spelling on the coffee cups at 1:52 is fantastic.
Covid19: I'm about to end this party's career