Key & Peele - Sound Off

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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2020
  • Also known as:
    - Key and Peele Army Running Cadence
    - Key and Peele Running Cadence
    Original video was deleted for unknown reasons and its the only reason why I upload this for non-profit admiration purposes. Below there is a link to their official channel!
    / @keyandpeele
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  • @codycasey3126
    @codycasey3126 4 роки тому +20158

    Plot twist: he was alone all along and the trainee Soldiers were all in his head, and he’s already homeless.

    • @jamescandle5786
      @jamescandle5786 4 роки тому +497

      that would be a genius plot twist and hilarious too

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 4 роки тому +827

      What if all the trainee soldiers were previously under his command, and all ended up killed in action and he's just in complete denial

    • @SpermDragon.
      @SpermDragon. 4 роки тому +83

      Duuude 🤯

    • @ANYA.RIZALI
      @ANYA.RIZALI 3 роки тому +6

      nya

    • @laughday6995
      @laughday6995 3 роки тому +47

      They just run away after hearing all those disadvantageous stuffs

  • @jimmyjones9775
    @jimmyjones9775 3 роки тому +14142

    I love how the “to get played on screen by Marky Mark” was the breaking point for them lol.

    • @bd12843
      @bd12843 3 роки тому +2090

      They didn't run away, they were never there. It seems he lost his whole squad and running drills is his only way to cope, he has severe PTSD with hallucinations

    • @harry1000uk
      @harry1000uk 3 роки тому +457

      @@bd12843 that’s a good plot twist.

    • @bd12843
      @bd12843 3 роки тому +101

      @@harry1000uk Yeah it is

    • @acornlord4553
      @acornlord4553 3 роки тому +211

      @@bd12843 that’s dark. And sad. I don’t know whether to like the plot twist or feel bad.

    • @ps1k0
      @ps1k0 3 роки тому +139

      It was the "homeless in the dark" that broke them. They were going by the "marky mark" part

  • @sweatydood5118
    @sweatydood5118 2 роки тому +493

    "So the rich kids can just stay at home" always kills me

    • @amitkenan3878
      @amitkenan3878 2 місяці тому +13

      My dad and brother are military veterans and they would agree with everything he said

    • @user-vf6nn6hx9x
      @user-vf6nn6hx9x Місяць тому +1

      Them fortunate sons mfers

  • @thelastofhiskind1936
    @thelastofhiskind1936 5 місяців тому +75

    *If military recruitment ads were honest*

  • @redacted4452
    @redacted4452 2 роки тому +3826

    The sad thing is this whole song is accurate

    • @AhmedRaza-ll5yv
      @AhmedRaza-ll5yv 2 роки тому +69

      Specially after how miserably they lost the Afghan war two days ago :P

    • @Region8gaming
      @Region8gaming 2 роки тому +57

      @@AhmedRaza-ll5yv ?? We just exit a 20 year old war because it was an Afghanistan civil war not ours we just exited in a poorly manner

    • @benjamincaldona4290
      @benjamincaldona4290 2 роки тому +45

      Did you completely beat Taliban out of existence? You lose just take the L and cry home with your PTSD's. You all deserved it. Killing innocent civilians.

    • @bini2851
      @bini2851 2 роки тому +5

      The best part is [REDACTED]

    • @Viking.voyage
      @Viking.voyage 2 роки тому +58

      @@benjamincaldona4290 Don't blame the soldiers for something they have no control over. War is brutal and there never is a right or wrong side. If you have a problem with war then you shouldn't take it out on the Soldiers but the Governments that control where our soldiers go and dictate the war. Nobody deserves PTSD and nobody should be attacked by a person like you who has never been in the military or has seen war. Also the war in the Middle East has been going on for decades even before Americans were there. They have been killing each other for who knows how long. To say America took a loss is just silly lol. Have a good day, sir.

  • @mainely8007
    @mainely8007 2 роки тому +4756

    As a retired vet I resemble this 100%. Love the way the troops were looking at each other like WTF did I sign up for?

    • @carmenschumann826
      @carmenschumann826 2 роки тому +14

      . . . when you retire (from a military service?) then you are a veteran but you can't be a retired veteran (which would mean that you are re-activated) - or did you even mean to be a retired veterinarian ?

    • @Viperzka
      @Viperzka 2 роки тому +36

      @@carmenschumann826 You can be retired (old enough to no longer work) and a vet. Or you can be a vet who did your 20 years and so were able to retire with a full pension as opposed to a vet who only did the basic 6.

    • @davidcollins7195
      @davidcollins7195 2 роки тому +26

      @@ifalone you’re a veteran if you’ve served in active duty and was released under conditions other than dishonorable. Deployment doesn’t define your veteran status.

    • @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-
      @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- 2 роки тому +5

      @@davidcollins7195 yeah tell them. I won't be getting VA benefits if being in peace time prevented me from getting deployed.

    • @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-
      @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- 2 роки тому +8

      @@carmenschumann826 technically speaking, you can both retired and a veteran. You can be someone who pulled out their retirement funds at age 60 and had previously served in the military.

  • @AproposDare
    @AproposDare 2 роки тому +1090

    As a veteran, this is so funny because it's true.

    • @wolfie71231
      @wolfie71231 2 роки тому +27

      sorry to hear that, sir, thank you for your service

    • @vr_x7364
      @vr_x7364 2 роки тому +3

      The irony is it isn’t I’ll be praying for you and all the vets 😕

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому +6

      @@vr_x7364 It IS true, and IS funny..

    • @channel55005
      @channel55005 2 роки тому

      best part was killing my ppl my family, Whether you did it or not, you are a part of it.

    • @castielsisko2120
      @castielsisko2120 2 роки тому +7

      @@wolfie71231 if they're not a ww2 vet don't thank them.

  • @justacrewchief4561
    @justacrewchief4561 2 роки тому +920

    As a 3 time combat veteran, this is the best thing ever. SO accurate and so true.

    • @johntallanger4036
      @johntallanger4036 2 роки тому +1

      This is perfect.

    • @jhenysanchez154
      @jhenysanchez154 2 роки тому

      fake vets, I can be vets too?lmao fcking internet

    • @aje7183
      @aje7183 2 роки тому +1

      you say its accurate but i'm sure you'll encourage people to join

    • @justacrewchief4561
      @justacrewchief4561 2 роки тому +15

      @@aje7183 nope, I dislike the course of the Army over the last 6 years and do not encourage people to re-enlist until Army fundamentally changes from being what it is now to what it used to be. Right now we lack the Soldier development aspect and only focus on the silly things. If we ever get into an actual force on force land war it will be a brutal awakening for the US military.

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому

      @@aje7183 Nice of you to assume so much shit about somebodyjust like that. Another one that Lockdown has made even more socially inexperienced I see?

  • @sano0311
    @sano0311 4 роки тому +13306

    I am USMC Veteran and I approve of this skit. People get butthurt because they dont like the truth oh well....

    • @jabinmalagon8841
      @jabinmalagon8841 4 роки тому +129

      Are you serious I've been really thinking about signing up for the Marines

    • @NewMexicoRaza
      @NewMexicoRaza 4 роки тому +466

      @@jabinmalagon8841 I did 6 years, I got out, used my GI bill, and the USMC is to this day the best decision of my life. I am however not ignorant that it does affect people. So next time you see a homeless vet give em a smile and an extra buck. And if you see a rich smart ass talking smack, feel free to catch em with a hook!

    • @MurdaIncorporated
      @MurdaIncorporated 4 роки тому +547

      Jabin Malagon don’t do it. My friends killed themselves, along with my neighbor. Don’t go fight wars for Israel. Learn to be an electrician. Build America, don’t suck off the government teet and destroy other people’s shit for shekels

    • @teekydeeky
      @teekydeeky 4 роки тому +122

      @@jabinmalagon8841 It depends. Some people who see heavy combat tours come back changed. Being in a high stress environment for months at a time just wires you... then- in two days when your tour is up. You're back at the states. No more bullets or danger. Most people can't adjust... not to mention losing the REALLY close bonds you lose in your day to day life.
      If you are going to serve a couple years, don't fret. It'll be tough, but you wont come out a wreck unless you get that .1% chance situation where you gotta' do somethin' tough in combat.

    • @jabinmalagon8841
      @jabinmalagon8841 4 роки тому +46

      Thanks for the feedback guy's I actually do all right for myself I'm a house painter and do fine I just feel like joining the USMC I would improve myself and open up a new world of opportunities

  • @squeakysneakers6685
    @squeakysneakers6685 4 роки тому +2026

    They all moved together as a unit. Well trained Drill Sergeant!

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 2 роки тому +2061

    best part is this will probably literally be a new cadence 😎

    • @Shadowsaken
      @Shadowsaken 2 роки тому +9

      Uwu moxchan haze me plz

    • @izayaorihara7059
      @izayaorihara7059 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @johntallanger4036
      @johntallanger4036 2 роки тому +5

      Hilarious. And accurate. Thank goodness.
      However, if the US Military wasn't being broken down as a tool to subvert the liberties of the nation I'd be more for it.

    • @benjaminpryse3802
      @benjaminpryse3802 2 роки тому +20

      got back from basic a couple months ago, we did a similar cadence haha

    • @kangthakonqueror9745
      @kangthakonqueror9745 2 роки тому +1

      Yess new Jodiesss

  • @dimisbam7725
    @dimisbam7725 Місяць тому +9

    This is not just comedy this is true satire at its finest

  • @ancientfootstool
    @ancientfootstool 4 роки тому +9553

    Just before I got out of the army last month I called this cadence during my last battalion run and everyone about busted a gut laughing from it!! 😂

    • @gabrieljames2k
      @gabrieljames2k 4 роки тому +152

      Deakhouse13 What did you say after the Marky Mark line?

    • @ancientfootstool
      @ancientfootstool 4 роки тому +356

      Gabriel Martinez I just let someone else take over I didn’t say anything.

    • @ancientfootstool
      @ancientfootstool 4 роки тому +59

      Thomas Chrombly I already finished college before I joined.

    • @ancientfootstool
      @ancientfootstool 4 роки тому +43

      Thomas Chrombly nope I’m good with my bachelors!

    • @poorsolutions4907
      @poorsolutions4907 4 роки тому +23

      I hope to be Cadence lead in basic

  • @alanbushell7548
    @alanbushell7548 2 роки тому +2469

    Cadences like this were always fun. Everybody would change it up their own ways. Usually the goal was to make the others laugh and with everybody having a dark sense of humor, it usually turned into something along these lines

    • @Wayfarer17683
      @Wayfarer17683 2 роки тому +43

      Agree, I never had the voice for it but I'd have loved if someone called this cadence. I mean there was one about my girlfriends a vegetable (you know the one;). Things always go dark that's the fun!

    • @puntme
      @puntme 2 роки тому +1

      we called them jodies

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому

      Lies again? Deaf Blind

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 2 роки тому +8

      because "Naaaaa...paaaaalm stick to kids!"

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 2 роки тому +1

      You find this humorous? This is fucked up. I see the military brainwashed another one.

  • @TheEedis
    @TheEedis 2 роки тому +428

    The funniest part is that this is a very real cadence sung in the US Army. I remember singing it a couple of times throughout my career. Every person singing it has their own lines they throw into it though, so it's always different.

  • @travisbaez8430
    @travisbaez8430 2 роки тому +82

    As a US Army Combat Vet, I can vouche for the authenticity. Well played K&P.

    • @travisbaez8430
      @travisbaez8430 2 роки тому +1

      @Karl with a K I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @R0TB
      @R0TB 8 місяців тому

      killer

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 6 місяців тому

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#Barz

  • @andros_cortez
    @andros_cortez 3 роки тому +5806

    Gave up my girlfriend and my family
    Traded them in for an M16
    Afghanistan Pakistan Yemen Iraq
    I don't care if I ever come back
    From poor families how far we roam
    So the rich kids can just stay at home
    When I come home with PTSD
    The VA hospital won't care for me
    I'll probably end up homeless out in the dark
    To get played on screen by Marky Mark

    • @thegrass7199
      @thegrass7199 3 роки тому +185

      For a poor useless individual, we all wanna do something for our country to be useful, no matter what cause it is, sometimes we think, it's better to die for something than to live with nothing.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 3 роки тому +103

      @@thegrass7199 no the us army actually pays really well, while patriotism is definitely a big reason why, the money is also quite an incentive

    • @adrianhartanto5243
      @adrianhartanto5243 3 роки тому +14

      @@BeaverChainsaw lets be real you think swe in facebook got pay less compare to military?? Cmon man hHHah

    • @AhmedRaza-ll5yv
      @AhmedRaza-ll5yv 3 роки тому +198

      @@thegrass7199 yeah invading other countries and destroying their lives and everything their lives were mean for and acquiring their natural resources forcefully yeah really heroic and meaningful indeed. 👏🏼 👏🏼

    • @dandavid2027
      @dandavid2027 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks

  • @jeffreyrodriguez1913
    @jeffreyrodriguez1913 4 роки тому +1096

    “I dont care if i ever come back”🤣 facts the army loves long wars.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 роки тому +34

      The people at the top do because they get paid a shit-load, I bet most regular soldiers do not. What would you say the army is? paper pushing "big shots" or soldiers, engineers, operators, medics etc...?

    • @Internet_Guy99
      @Internet_Guy99 4 роки тому +13

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 nah it's just a 11bang bang army us pogs are just side characters

    • @m0lester547
      @m0lester547 4 роки тому +1

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 Shitload, hahahahahahah nah man not close to shitload

    • @ANYA.RIZALI
      @ANYA.RIZALI 3 роки тому

      nya

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 3 роки тому +3

      @IKnow Daway
      Because they are a billion dollar business without actual wars to fight so they interfere in conflicts they shouldn't be part of, have fought for years, have no plans on how to stabilize those areas, guarantee security and end the conflicts but just fight and send the next troops there when they are dead or can't fight anymore....

  • @jimhardiman7735
    @jimhardiman7735 2 роки тому +89

    Im a Combat Army Vet, yes we did sing stuff like this.

    • @mothafuckajones8262
      @mothafuckajones8262 2 роки тому +4

      Combat Army! Sounds fancy, how different is that from the normal Army? Is there a non-combat Army??

    • @tottspg4947
      @tottspg4947 2 роки тому +4

      @@mothafuckajones8262 yeah they’re called reserve lmfao 🤣

    • @samvodopianov9399
      @samvodopianov9399 2 роки тому +1

      Its interesting. A lot of Cossack folk songs are depressing as well. Legit singing about dying at war half the time.

    • @ozmonkey6713
      @ozmonkey6713 2 роки тому

      @@tottspg4947 umm I've seen alot of reserve out in combat so where is your info coming from . Why are they lesser people because they joined the reserves and also alot of reserves are previous active duty soldiers not all but enough to make your joke to make no sense

  • @whiskey72
    @whiskey72 2 роки тому +21

    I'm in the army and this is the platoon's favorite cadence now but man did I get all the laughs the first time we sang it

    • @barneymm2204
      @barneymm2204 2 роки тому

      Have you done the Sponge Bob Square pants one yet? "Whoooooooo Lives in a pineapple under the see?"

  • @delshawnmcdaniel2828
    @delshawnmcdaniel2828 4 роки тому +186

    I guess being played in a war movie by Mark Walberg was the straw that broke the camel’s back lmao!!

    • @Rondu01
      @Rondu01 3 роки тому +6

      If you rewatch the video and listen they were gone before he even said Marky Mark.

  • @2MchKrma
    @2MchKrma 3 роки тому +155

    The first half really sounds like most cadence anyway 😂

  • @rakhu1963
    @rakhu1963 2 роки тому +61

    I'm an Army Veteran. And I guess most of us do have a dark sense of humor, because I was laughing my ass off.

    • @Vpmags
      @Vpmags 6 місяців тому +1

      We have a sense of humor that normies would never understand

  • @noerdowell
    @noerdowell 2 роки тому +47

    You'd be surprised how similar this is to a lot of the cadences they sing in the army haha

  • @zacarribuffet8882
    @zacarribuffet8882 4 роки тому +534

    Imma call this cadence on the next battalion run. See if I get a page 11 or negative counseling.

    • @wcfranklinjr1997
      @wcfranklinjr1997 4 роки тому +52

      Article 15s out the ass 😂😂

    • @SM-dt3xo
      @SM-dt3xo 3 роки тому +14

      keep us updated on how it go

    • @zacarribuffet8882
      @zacarribuffet8882 3 роки тому +50

      @@SM-dt3xo little update. COVID 19 happened and we’ve yet to have another battalion run...

    • @BtotheG98
      @BtotheG98 3 роки тому +2

      @@zacarribuffet8882 You're commands lucky then. 5 days a week at ours.

    • @zacarribuffet8882
      @zacarribuffet8882 3 роки тому +2

      @@BtotheG98 the whole battalion running together?

  • @tambert3897
    @tambert3897 2 роки тому +74

    While you're in the military, they train you to deal with pressure and stress in the battlefield, but not pressure and stress at the VA.

  • @ImaginaryTerrie3
    @ImaginaryTerrie3 2 роки тому +64

    This sounds like a real cadence.
    They say that in the Army the pay is mighty fine.

    • @DeconvertedMan
      @DeconvertedMan 2 роки тому +11

      but in truth your working 24 hours for less then a dime!

    • @doctahdray9753
      @doctahdray9753 2 роки тому +11

      They give you a hundred dollars and take back 99

    • @ciguana2mlgprovideo388
      @ciguana2mlgprovideo388 2 роки тому +2

      @@doctahdray9753 oh no I wanna go

    • @shamikpatro
      @shamikpatro 2 роки тому +5

      They say that in the Army the coffee is mighty fine
      It works on cuts and bruises and tastes like turpentine
      Oh lord I wanna go
      but CO won't let me go...

  • @covingtoncreek
    @covingtoncreek 2 роки тому +23

    Another Marines vet here. I just laughed my ass off. Approved.

  • @LucasL512
    @LucasL512 2 роки тому +124

    Headcannon: the drill sargeant says: "damn, again?" when he looks behind him

    • @commanderbacara225
      @commanderbacara225 2 роки тому +3

      Headcanon-ception: He was imagining it because he had PTSD. None of his recruits made it home.

    • @ivorenesmith9003
      @ivorenesmith9003 2 роки тому +1

      I don't hear that at all.. He says, "What".

  • @clueless6763
    @clueless6763 3 роки тому +1165

    shit, this got deep. sarge never got over losing his entire squad in the ambush and being the sole survivor. 15 years later, he's still doing the drills, like nothing happened and everything was normal... until he remembers. and then the sadness comes back
    Edit: spelling

    • @godzilla5560
      @godzilla5560 3 роки тому +14

      Lmao
      Also btw I hate those people who randomly reply to comments with links to music videos, foes that happen to you too?

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 роки тому +2

      @@godzilla5560 yeah.

    • @trollololol7882
      @trollololol7882 2 роки тому +19

      Ever since the Taliban ambushed him after his platoon was sent to escort multiple prisoners who held valuable information and wiped out his whole squad, he never was the same, you can even hear him sometimes giving out orders, but for noone to listen

    • @Noone-hk1vf
      @Noone-hk1vf 2 роки тому +6

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 is it “the fractured but whole” or “the fractured butthole”

    • @cranker7754
      @cranker7754 2 роки тому +6

      @@Noone-hk1vf the first. but it's an intended pun

  • @Phantom8589
    @Phantom8589 2 роки тому +35

    14 years in now.... This definitely hits home 🤣

    • @macdank7328
      @macdank7328 2 роки тому +2

      ooof. I have 13 and a half in. I used to think that people this far that choose to get out were crazy. I tottally understand now. That ETS is looking REALLY tempting, but Imma push thru.

    • @Phantom8589
      @Phantom8589 2 роки тому +3

      @@macdank7328 Yeah same..... VA doesn't exactly inspire confidence thou either.

    • @SteelerzReignSupremeII
      @SteelerzReignSupremeII 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Phantom8589
      Don't even get me started

    • @matthewmeehan7817
      @matthewmeehan7817 5 місяців тому

      "wahhhhh all my benefits from being part of a massive military industrial complex most of which is redundant paperwork jobs"
      "wahhhhh getting good deals on first time homebuying in a record real-estate crisis"
      STG you fuckers will bitch about anything

  • @bztube888
    @bztube888 Місяць тому +8

    Plot twist: it's not a joke. Military in 1 minute. It's genius.

  • @MattDACM
    @MattDACM 3 роки тому +77

    PTSD I managed
    Homeless It's fine
    Marky Mark => THAT IS TO MUCH FOR ONE LIFE

  • @Covey7342
    @Covey7342 2 роки тому +94

    All jokes aside he’s got a really good cadence calling voice

  • @donovanhenry6765
    @donovanhenry6765 2 роки тому +10

    Best part is that 10th mountain patch. Gotta say this hits home too well... 10th had a way if severely making you regret that decision 🤣

    • @silverwolfe3636
      @silverwolfe3636 4 місяці тому

      The real question is if he "earned his mountain tab" God bless the water buffalos! LMAO

  • @jae6220
    @jae6220 2 місяці тому +5

    This song straight facts. Used to live by a va hospital. Nothing but homeless vets loitered around it.

  • @gallectee6032
    @gallectee6032 2 роки тому +277

    This is brilliant because it's so true. When put into actual words it shines a light on the reality at play.

    • @johntallanger4036
      @johntallanger4036 2 роки тому +3

      It's an awesome sketch. The only problem is that the US Military is being broken down so global corporate interests can have full control.

  • @caileanparis9998
    @caileanparis9998 2 роки тому +118

    I love how all the military stereotypes are just typical marine corps motivation. The lyrics in this are legit spot on by the way lol so it’s funny, but true...

    • @juliantaylor5222
      @juliantaylor5222 2 роки тому +10

      That aint even Marine I'm former Army and i know exactly what running cadence that is making fun of

    • @mammon_is_god
      @mammon_is_god 2 роки тому +1

      Got a spare crayola? I'm still hungry.

  • @WisomofHal
    @WisomofHal 6 місяців тому +3

    As a retired vet: I get paid about $48,000 extra a year. About 70% of that is paying off my mortgage, on a house I put 0% down on and have acquired about 300k in equity in past 5 years. The rest pays if my car notes, one of which is fully paid off. The remainder pays my child’s private school education. I earn another $200,000 as a software engineer, after finishing my college degree that was 100% paid for an have $0 in debt. I was able to purchase a vacation home (cabin) in Whitefish Montana and I’m working on my 2nd investment property. I did deploy to Afghanistan 3 times, so I was there quite a bit. I was a poor kid and grew up in the ghetto, so PTSD was already a way of life and I learned to adapt to that since the age of 5. Have a beautiful wife, home, children, and life. Much of that is attributed to the military, which allowed me to get a head. This is not the usual path, but it was mine. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off through this skit though because it’s a hard truth for many vets. I hope to contribute to the prosperity of vets one day. I’m still trying to work that out.

    • @mr.dragonstar2387
      @mr.dragonstar2387 6 місяців тому +1

      How where you a poor kid but got a software engineering degree? It´s around the 55k in the US to finish the studies and become one.

    • @WisomofHal
      @WisomofHal 6 місяців тому

      @@mr.dragonstar2387 One of the benefits I earned from serving was free education, government paid for 100% of it. I finished my degree after I left the military. All servicemen and women receive this benefit after serving honorably in the U.S. The private school I attended was about 30k a year, so it would’ve cost me about 120k and that’s not including room, board, books and other fees.
      Most people think joining the military is going to fight in war. In reality the infantry is a small fraction of the military population. There are dozens of other non combat roles, you can serve 4 years and never leave the country. You can even join the military into computer/tech roles and get a head start before you leave service and finish your education at university. Many people do not want to serve those 4 years though. They rather waste it playing video games and smoking pot (this is not directed to those who actually go to university or begin working).
      Just like this skit said, the poor kids join the military so the rich kids don’t have to haha. I was one of those poor kids, but I’m doing alright now. My children are doing 10x better and will get much better education. This way my grandchildren can be those rich kids 😂

    • @tomohawkcloud
      @tomohawkcloud 6 місяців тому

      Why would you send your kid to private school?

    • @Kraken9911
      @Kraken9911 6 днів тому

      ​@@mr.dragonstar2387Military vets get free college. I used my GI bill overseas.

  • @robertmeheula9555
    @robertmeheula9555 2 роки тому +6

    As an Army Vet. So true. I remember Blood On The Risers. I never wanted to jump out of an airplane after having to sing that cadence during PT.

  • @patrickliu822
    @patrickliu822 2 роки тому +64

    This skit aged like fine wine.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому

      I hate when people say this about something that's been the same and didn't change.
      Just because it's still relevant doesn't mean it was less relevant when it was made

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 2 роки тому

      It’s always been true. Where you been bro

  • @MRALEX9870
    @MRALEX9870 3 роки тому +69

    0:18 first dude in the last left row Looking like hes gonna pass out

  • @ghostdance56
    @ghostdance56 2 роки тому +28

    Reminded me of attending urban warfare school back in the late 80's, some new age female soldiers had complained about the swearing in our PT cadences. So in the following days as we ran past the offices where these new age soldiers pushed pencils, our Drill had us sing the Mr Roger's theme song 'It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood' just to mock them.

    • @chillywilly5258
      @chillywilly5258 2 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHA, DAMNSHITFUCK,that's funny as hell.

  • @LilJay03
    @LilJay03 2 роки тому +1

    how am i still seeing new key and peele skits?

  • @amalgamationprime3168
    @amalgamationprime3168 3 роки тому +588

    40 dislikers were lazy staff from the VA hospitals, rich kids staying at home and Marky Mark fans.
    Edit: Oh, right..... There's no dislikes.....
    TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

  • @theoriginalmikeg.
    @theoriginalmikeg. 4 роки тому +138

    Unfortunately most of this is sadly true

    • @Blackguy610
      @Blackguy610 3 роки тому +2

      *all

    • @user-ti6ix5tn2o
      @user-ti6ix5tn2o 3 роки тому +5

      @IKnow Daway are you a survivor of the war because youre talking like a delusional person on the street?

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 3 роки тому

      @IKnow Daway what did he fix?

    • @travisjett424
      @travisjett424 3 роки тому +1

      That’s why I left

  • @scottspencerjr.6626
    @scottspencerjr.6626 Місяць тому +3

    I friggin LOVE finding skits I have not seen yet!!!

  • @HojoSell
    @HojoSell 2 місяці тому +4

    the poor dies for the rich.

  • @gladiatorgaming8005
    @gladiatorgaming8005 3 роки тому +43

    *Plot Twist* :all the soldiers are in his head and they never came back from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, or Iraq.

    • @ahmedmasood7924
      @ahmedmasood7924 3 роки тому

      I am from Pakistan and what are they saying about Pakistan

    • @gladiatorgaming8005
      @gladiatorgaming8005 3 роки тому

      They listed those four countries and said
      “I DONT CARE IF I EVER COM BACK”

    • @rickv9180
      @rickv9180 2 роки тому

      @@ahmedmasood7924 Probably when the Navy Seals hunted Bin Laden down back in 2011

  • @ClicQ.1
    @ClicQ.1 4 роки тому +96

    I waited for this video sooo soooo long

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM 5 місяців тому +3

    As a disabled veteran with PTSD, that is 100% accurate.

  • @zohandvir7606
    @zohandvir7606 4 роки тому +117

    When I get PTSD the hospital won't care for me . sadly true sometimes

    • @andraewilson3088
      @andraewilson3088 4 роки тому +1

      What's PTSD?

    • @mufcninja87
      @mufcninja87 4 роки тому +3

      @@andraewilson3088 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

    • @dawsonwoolford9660
      @dawsonwoolford9660 4 роки тому +15

      andrae wilson I like how you ask what PTSD is in the comments but you are so lazy you can’t even google it

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 3 роки тому +42

      @@dawsonwoolford9660 he is the rich kid staying at home.

    • @jmbig
      @jmbig 3 роки тому

      @@Jun-Kyard 😂😂👍👍

  • @thatrealycoolguy
    @thatrealycoolguy 3 роки тому +17

    I saw this posted by a military youtube channel with the caption "Love the truth and sarcasm in this one!"

  • @jacksondune327
    @jacksondune327 2 роки тому +4

    TBH that would totally be a cadence. The military has a dark sense of humor.

  • @itsleo5697
    @itsleo5697 2 роки тому +6

    Legit this is how our cadences are..
    Or when you’re dropped and they say “Sound OFF and push HARD, you know Jody back home pushing harder!”
    Felt that one because it turned out to be true 😂

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 2 роки тому +203

    As a military kid this sounds pretty accurate to me

    • @jimbob3049
      @jimbob3049 2 роки тому +17

      I have been in 17 years, 3 deployments to Iraq, 1 to Afghanistan, i make just over 90k a year, have no college, and no debt, owned several homes, selling them for a profit each move. transferred my post 911 gi bill to my 8 year old (4 years tuition, books, room and board). My other daughters autism has been fully paid for with 0 dollars for ABA therapy and no out of pocket expenses for any healthcare. i retire in 3 years with full healthcare and between my retirement and standard medical ill be making a bit over 45k a year in retirement at the age of 42. The army is just like anything in life. you get what you give. when you see homeless drug addicts, those were their life choices. the military has many programs for them, but it cannot force them to use them. before the Army, i made 8 bucks an hour working at a Cinnabon in the mall. The nice thing about the military is it pushes you up, you have to want to fail to fail in it. Believe me, many, many people want to fail in life. the thought of pushing themself or working hard is something they just dont want to do.

    • @yagovich8473
      @yagovich8473 2 роки тому +2

      @@jimbob3049 Nice one! I'd have liked to have joined the military but not possible because of conflicting reasons.

    • @cubismo85
      @cubismo85 2 роки тому +1

      @@jimbob3049 Totally agree on that. The military have people from all walks of life, people who arrives with problems will not have them solved automatically in the military, they will just go away temporarily until they finish their duty. Everyone can get PTSD and it can affect you negatively, but i would rather say its more common for people who already have some issues or mental problems BEFORE they entered service. A better solution would be to do stronger vetting processes when recruiting, but the issue with the military is that it tends to attract people who have lower socioeconomic status, who cant afford college or a good job, or people who otherwise will have trouble finding job (criminal record or other type of issues) so they get what they ask for in a way. Not many middleclass kids who can afford higher education would jump in the military earning less pay.

    • @RatchetandSly
      @RatchetandSly 2 роки тому +4

      @@jimbob3049 It has less to do with the military being objectively bad for everyone and more to do with the fact that some people come out of it with issues that the government desperately tries to find ways not to take responsibility for and in negative experiences that can't be mended.
      I've known people who's lives were improved tremendously by joining and I know people who were psychologically battered in a way that does not seem they can recover from. From what I've been able to gather, the two categories are designated by "those who have seen combat/those who have not seen combat".
      The thing they both had in common, though, is that they were all lied to before joining. Parodies like this, I think, provide a helpful, upbeat way to point out to people that the glorification and romanticizes are over the top and not really accurate to reality. Obviously, it's a stretch when they say that every person is going to come home with PTSD, but the point is still there.

    • @Snoop_Dugg
      @Snoop_Dugg 2 роки тому

      @@jimbob3049 but doesn’t the military train people to have a strong work ethic and push yourself and follow a routine? Shouldn’t that continue once people leave the military?

  • @rooftopkorean5942
    @rooftopkorean5942 3 роки тому +13

    This is actually really true and it’s sad

  • @AksTube
    @AksTube 2 роки тому +11

    These guys always hit the nail right on the head! 😂👏🏻

  • @rja9784
    @rja9784 2 роки тому +24

    The Marky Mark line gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @9sameen
    @9sameen 2 роки тому +5

    I love how "to get played on screen by Marky Mark" was the last straw lmao

  • @harrisonwaterson3794
    @harrisonwaterson3794 4 роки тому +41

    If David Goggins was a drill Sargent

  • @user-ew6rs1tm7z
    @user-ew6rs1tm7z 2 роки тому +3

    I wanted to serve my country but didn't want to be ordered to do the wrong things.

  • @BrandoEverything
    @BrandoEverything 6 місяців тому +4

    leaving for basic training soon and this is great

  • @SharpMagnets
    @SharpMagnets 3 роки тому +39

    I’m only 20 and i know a few people who have gone through war and the military from 20 years old to 50. Not a single experience in combat was nice and many come home with ptsd and many nights without sleep. This song may sound like a joke or satire but not too many years ago it was true and to this day, hard hitting to some people still going though it

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 2 роки тому +1

      There is a difference between a joke and satire, satire has a lot of truth in it.

    • @ozmonkey6713
      @ozmonkey6713 2 роки тому +1

      Dude their is always one and it's someone who hasn't served lol

  • @yasuke1709
    @yasuke1709 2 роки тому +5

    That skit combined with Kevin's speech in ride along is enough to keep me out of the military

  • @Justin-st9kn
    @Justin-st9kn Місяць тому +3

    I wish this cadence was around when I was a Drill Sergeant. I’d be using it everyday lol😅

  • @BAR0N48
    @BAR0N48 Рік тому +4

    I listen to this every time i run
    Really helps my mental toughness

  • @georgethornburg9259
    @georgethornburg9259 2 роки тому +5

    That guy running on the left is hysterical.

  • @nater88dawg
    @nater88dawg 2 роки тому +17

    That's hilarious, true, and still a great running cadence

  • @In_Can
    @In_Can Місяць тому +37

    The boy Captain America on the left is the best "i wanna be a soldier when I grow up" specimen I have ever seen.

  • @entertexthere1127
    @entertexthere1127 6 місяців тому +4

    This. This is me back in 2008 in basic training I was like wtf is this guy singing not coming back, and tell my momma I love her and shit got real quick when I got deployed in AFG 2011. 😂

  • @armybeef68
    @armybeef68 3 роки тому +37

    0:38
    That's actually true.

  • @BeaverChainsaw
    @BeaverChainsaw 3 роки тому +27

    Who's here from memorial day? Also god bless our troops(even though society forgets about our veterans everyday until our local politicians care about them on memorial day and veterans day)

  • @niradnagrom2356
    @niradnagrom2356 5 місяців тому +2

    This is genius! Cadence is supposed to motivate you because you're not going to just be going around the block, but this here is honest and direct. Gave them something more to think about on that run! Now you couldn't sing this to an ROTC group but if this is boot camp you got them and all they can do is think about their mistake of enlisting and you probably won't get them to run very far!

  • @nickgadson266
    @nickgadson266 3 місяці тому +1

    Minor detail but I like how Peele and the rest of the actors playing the cadets were slightly off sync at the beginning of the cadence as if it wasn’t rehearsed and they were actually singing it for the first time 😂

  • @AndrewUchiha4747
    @AndrewUchiha4747 3 роки тому +6

    Never die for people that don’t appreciate it

  • @Mailshere
    @Mailshere 2 роки тому +8

    This is really good military humor lol also army cadence is straight up like this.

  • @FromNothing
    @FromNothing 2 роки тому +7

    I swear the basic training cadences are not far from this one.

  • @laingocdieu
    @laingocdieu 6 місяців тому +1

    There will be many Key&Peele skits we never seen before

  • @user-vt5uq7dj8v
    @user-vt5uq7dj8v 3 роки тому +18

    This is without a doubt key and Peele's best skit of all time

    • @nickvlietstra7409
      @nickvlietstra7409 3 роки тому

      Name real song?

    • @user-vt5uq7dj8v
      @user-vt5uq7dj8v 3 роки тому

      @@nickvlietstra7409 idk,I thought it was just satire on army cadence,not sure if there is a song it's based off

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 2 роки тому

      @@user-vt5uq7dj8v Downvoted and reported, couldn't name the real song.

    • @user-vt5uq7dj8v
      @user-vt5uq7dj8v 2 роки тому

      @@GEM4sta how the fuck would I know the real song lol,I didn't make this vid

  • @RhetoricWolf
    @RhetoricWolf 2 роки тому +7

    Exactly what I was thinking when I went through basic. Alot of those cadences had just a little too much truth to them 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @raygrasso1612
    @raygrasso1612 Місяць тому +2

    As an Army Veteran, I approve of this message :)

  • @johnman8554
    @johnman8554 4 місяці тому +3

    Thank you.. This probably saved some lifes..

  • @TeamWinnieRacing
    @TeamWinnieRacing 2 роки тому +3

    I've been active for 12 years and this still cracks me up haha.

  • @jasonblackwell5456
    @jasonblackwell5456 2 роки тому +38

    That one is pretty mild compared to some of the ones I heard in bootcamp. The ones about Jody taking care of your girlfriend or wife while you are away were always fun.

    • @deathendz
      @deathendz 2 роки тому +4

      C-130 has one of my favourite lines as well, considering I'm from an airborne unit and have a massive fear of heights
      If my main don't open wide
      I have another one by my side
      if that one doesn't open too
      I'll be in for a jolly good ride/look out ground I'm coming through
      just crazy funny how casually we sing about plummeting to our deaths

    • @jasonblackwell5456
      @jasonblackwell5456 2 роки тому

      @@deathendz It's a head fuck from start to finish because most normal people would recoil in a combat situation. You gotta steel your battlemind.

    • @Seraph702
      @Seraph702 2 роки тому +3

      i was a fan of "Hear the choppers coming":
      So walking down the street one day
      I met a total stranger
      He asked me what I wanted to be
      I said an Airborne Ranger
      Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers
      I’m sitting in my foxhole
      Sharpinning my knife
      Up jumped the enemy
      I had to take his life
      Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers
      I went to wake up the Sergeant
      He was lying in his bed
      I went to turn him over
      I found out he was dead
      Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers
      My buddies in a foxhole
      With a bullet in his head
      The medic said he’s wounded
      But I know that he’s dead
      Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers
      I hear the choppers coming
      They’re flying over head
      They come to get the wounded
      But all they find is dead
      Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers
      So out in the battle field covered in blood
      There lies a ranger dying in the mud
      Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers

    • @johndowe7003
      @johndowe7003 2 роки тому +1

      @@Seraph702 reminds me of swallowing dust

    • @philipmyers716
      @philipmyers716 2 роки тому +1

      DS told me with a little water and vinegar that thing will be good as new. It took me a bit to realize he was fucking with me.

  • @user-zn7tj3xc7k
    @user-zn7tj3xc7k 7 місяців тому +1

    And thats how he saved their lives. Best part of their training

  • @dpw6546
    @dpw6546 Місяць тому +2

    Just brilliant! "Them's just the facts."

  • @jackgoodman2498
    @jackgoodman2498 2 роки тому +5

    Okay I was in the army and this is seriously something you would totally sing about in basic training. The military has weird, dark humor.

  • @Noorullah1
    @Noorullah1 3 роки тому +7

    It was so good that you started singing along.

  • @mossgeorge2001
    @mossgeorge2001 Місяць тому +2

    I am in the Air Force and I am just picturing someone new at basic training doing this and the drill sergeant is like NO Key and Peele and I am the only one who can call people Aa-ron.

  • @brandonteems4909
    @brandonteems4909 Місяць тому +2

    That’s one tall ass man in the back.

  • @edinpandzic5838
    @edinpandzic5838 2 роки тому +4

    this drill sergeant was too honest lol

  • @Mphx321
    @Mphx321 2 роки тому +4

    "Ill probably end up homeless out in the dark" i died laughing

  • @Cadet-Tech-Sergent-lemons
    @Cadet-Tech-Sergent-lemons 3 місяці тому +1

    That cadance got to me and made me realize how important my air force bar is good for the entire vetrans and those who have been to combat trying to get help and stuff i hope to still serve as a cadet for you guys

  • @garrettlenard
    @garrettlenard 6 місяців тому +2

    Swear....the place where they're marching looks like Fort Benning....

  • @sergeantb.r3575
    @sergeantb.r3575 2 роки тому +5

    Army cadence is the one part of the military I always loved and honored!

  • @blazer0112
    @blazer0112 2 роки тому +11

    this never gets old😂🤣😭

    • @AlsoBacon
      @AlsoBacon 2 роки тому +2

      Lolz I like this

  • @OmarValenzuela1975
    @OmarValenzuela1975 2 роки тому +6

    Love it! Brings back memories. 😂😊👍🏼

  • @paulipock7854
    @paulipock7854 2 місяці тому +1

    People this exactly what cadences sound like.

  • @alfasierra254
    @alfasierra254 2 роки тому +110

    As a veteran I find this hilarious! Careers in the military are what you make of them. I would join again if I could go back in time.

    • @johntallanger4036
      @johntallanger4036 2 роки тому +1

      The only problem is that the US Military is being broken down so global corporate interests can have full control.

    • @LaForce1notdone
      @LaForce1notdone 2 роки тому

      True say.It starts by scoring high on your asvab

    • @itsaguinness
      @itsaguinness 2 роки тому

      Did marky mark do your story yet?

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 роки тому +1

      I disagree

    • @baldpdeng2035
      @baldpdeng2035 2 роки тому

      Thanks for your service. Those kids and women in Yemen and Iraq were a real threat and had to be exterminated