Ranking ULTRAKILL levels by Habitability

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  • @ineophobe
    @ineophobe 8 місяців тому +193

    for 5-1 you could drain the water if you're good at climbing but then you probably won't survive the fall to get down to it

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 8 місяців тому +19

      Bring a water bucket with you and just MLG, ez

    • @alpine8590
      @alpine8590 8 місяців тому +9

      There is still *some* water when its drained
      You can survive

    • @ineophobe
      @ineophobe 8 місяців тому +6

      @@alpine8590 5-1% survival mode real

    • @dailysythequickiest
      @dailysythequickiest 8 місяців тому +1

      Honestly I think you're JuanC4's 1# Fan

    • @ineophobe
      @ineophobe 8 місяців тому

      @@dailysythequickiest who isn't

  • @maxplusothernames
    @maxplusothernames 8 місяців тому +120

    you forgot that the labyrinth in 7-1 TURNS people into mannequins. Just moving through the labyrinth would make you exhausted to begin with, and if you fell asleep, hell would turn you into puzzle pieces and shove your dismembered limbs into a mannequin shell. It would be an absolutely horrible place to live since you'd likely be turned into a mannequin and being turned into a mannequin doesn't even kill you- you would still be alive, paralyzed inside of the mannequin until hell decided to use you as a chess piece, but usually you'd be sitting in the same spot forever in pain unless some random robot passing through managed to kill you

    • @justanotherspookyfan
      @justanotherspookyfan 8 місяців тому +10

      that's only if you got caught trying to escape.

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому +15

      Yeah, it's bad

    • @xshullaw
      @xshullaw 5 місяців тому +1

      Dead Mannequins aren't actually dead, since you can still heard their dismembered remains breathing. Death in Hell is a rare privilege.

    • @maxplusothernames
      @maxplusothernames 5 місяців тому

      @@xshullaw I said that they weren't dead, "and being turned into a mannequin doesn't even kill you"

    • @olifloof
      @olifloof 4 місяці тому

      @@maxplusothernames nono, after the random robot

  • @4nt1d0t3_
    @4nt1d0t3_ 8 місяців тому +74

    P-1 is perfectly survivevable as long as you're not a machine. If you manage to free Minos, he'll thank you and rebuild the lust layer again (in which you can live for the rest of eternity.)

    • @MW-om4tb
      @MW-om4tb 8 місяців тому +16

      Gabriel would probably help out a human too as long as you could do the parkour

    • @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest
      @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest 8 місяців тому +7

      flesh prison is a no-go. and I think they just mean the level itself, not what going to the level means.

    • @jamesgaming-kn1zz
      @jamesgaming-kn1zz 8 місяців тому +5

      i mean by the point of getting to P-1 you would probably have all the needed equipment to kill flesh prison so i think your good

    • @jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st
      @jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st 8 місяців тому +4

      @@MW-om4tb If Gabriel can sense the machine from across the map as well as 1 map away if they concentrate enough, and he can teleport, he'd probably help you whether you did the parkour or not.

    • @MW-om4tb
      @MW-om4tb 7 місяців тому

      @@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st true!

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 8 місяців тому +111

    I would love to live in Level 5-3 "Ship of Fools" from ULTRAKILL by Arsi "Hakita" Patala.

    • @Menamphetamine
      @Menamphetamine 8 місяців тому +11

      Unfortunately, it seems like this level (from the indie game “Ultrakill”) does not contain many resources needed for survival.

    • @Chicken-bu1tw
      @Chicken-bu1tw 8 місяців тому +3

      fish

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Menamphetamine There are banquet halls so there must be food somewhere, pretty livable

  • @Live_Nameless_Deity_Reaction
    @Live_Nameless_Deity_Reaction 8 місяців тому +99

    When I clicked on this video, I thought you WEREN'T including the enemies, and just the level itself. Afterall, it's kind of unfair if you have this perfectly livable area, and because it has semi-dangerous enemies it's suddenly only a C Tier. I kind of want you to do part 2 of this video where you rank the levels based on if the enemies didn't spawn.

    • @longonbon9676
      @longonbon9676 8 місяців тому +4

      True, the slopmaster must rank again

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому

      Nah, P-2 still dangerous. This blood everywhere isn't of nowhere

    • @Teimberar
      @Teimberar 8 місяців тому

      I Thought the exact same

    • @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest
      @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest 8 місяців тому +1

      1-3

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka 5 місяців тому +1

      +the enemies probably wont attack you. i mean they'll probably think you're a husk or something... but as for the machines... yeah no if there's a machine your best bet is to hide

  • @Mart1n192
    @Mart1n192 8 місяців тому +84

    I feel like most Ultrakill fans not only would find 2-S to be habitable but also better than real life (They wanna fuck the GoPro)

  • @bruhgaming462
    @bruhgaming462 8 місяців тому +23

    4:10 "1-3" also Mindflayers are both crushers and grinders if used properly

  • @vladimirPilsen5327
    @vladimirPilsen5327 8 місяців тому +31

    P-1 is amazing, you can cook the meat walls with the torch and drink the blood. And live like a globlin for the rest of eternity

    • @lucasarmas9198
      @lucasarmas9198 8 місяців тому +2

      Yep, this one is going to gluttony, straight to where minos is

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому +2

      Well uhhh human will not survive if he gonna drink blood a lot🤓

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@lucasarmas9198this is the corpse. He's gonna decay some day.

    • @grasstouchersensei
      @grasstouchersensei 8 місяців тому +5

      Plus at least assuming your a human, Minos wouldn't even fight u you would be chill with him so at least you will have a buddy to chat with

  • @gneu1527
    @gneu1527 8 місяців тому +27

    Lust is honestly pretty livable, all of it including the secret level

    • @SlabMarksman
      @SlabMarksman 8 місяців тому +12

      minos did a good job fr

    • @bread.943
      @bread.943 8 місяців тому +10

      It'd be good yeah.
      Atleast until the Corpse of king Minos stomps you to death.
      Since in lore the corpse is destroying the whole city because of the parasites inside it.

    • @roiwelboren9302
      @roiwelboren9302 6 місяців тому +1

      2-1 isn't there's harsh winds because it is outside so you will get blown off to your death

    • @mogbob7336
      @mogbob7336 5 місяців тому

      @@roiwelboren9302 none of the enemies seem to be affected by it, it's assumable it has the same forcefields that protect the other lust levels

  • @iseegoodstuff3740
    @iseegoodstuff3740 8 місяців тому +39

    I can't un-hear the fact that every time he says "P-tier" all I hear is "PITR"

  • @RAMOBUS
    @RAMOBUS 8 місяців тому +28

    i feel that if you are a human, and get pinos mrime out of the flesh prison, he would be in actual gratitude upon thy and let you live, maybe even help you as you are literally the last human prob

    • @void1895
      @void1895 8 місяців тому +15

      small issue with that plan

    • @gooseosessooe
      @gooseosessooe 8 місяців тому +13

      @@void1895 **Chaos begins playing**

    • @manutosis598
      @manutosis598 8 місяців тому +9

      Steal the terminal and use it as a shield because they're indestructible

    • @armanzahroni7742
      @armanzahroni7742 8 місяців тому

      virtue beams, eyes going so quickly they flank you, and also how would you kill it if your constantly behind the terminal@@manutosis598

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 8 місяців тому +9

      And how do you expect a normal dude to defeat Flesh Prison

  • @hellina_girlie
    @hellina_girlie 8 місяців тому +16

    7-1 is actually much worse than you said, because if you fall asleep, you will be torn apart and transformed into a mannequin

  • @crimthing6587
    @crimthing6587 8 місяців тому +16

    I read habitability as hakitability

    • @SlabMarksman
      @SlabMarksman 8 місяців тому +4

      this is what ultrakill does to a person (just like to me)

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka 5 місяців тому

      feels like we're all going insane

  • @obamacat3
    @obamacat3 8 місяців тому +18

    If you somehow get trough the secret way in p-2 and run around the panopticon for a while sisyphus would probably save u

    • @kingkaiju3968
      @kingkaiju3968 8 місяців тому +7

      I highly doubt you'd be able to get away from the BIG ASS MORTAR PROJECTILES and other attacks
      Also there's small Maurice which is gonna be quite a burden to you, and will just penetrate yourself with its beam
      So, the chances are 25 to 75
      You just need to win some time

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому +4

      I mean the secret entrace is the only for those who beat Sisyphus at least once (like Gabriel).
      And you know, Sisyphus is not very nice man. He can kill you for fun because he got new power.

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 8 місяців тому +4

      I'm not an expert on Ultrakill lore, but yeah I think you'd have to choose between dying to the panopticon or sisyphus.
      but would sisyphus even fight you? Or would he rather have you help him take down heaven in another insurrection?

    • @kingkaiju3968
      @kingkaiju3968 8 місяців тому +5

      @@DiamondYoshi101 Y'know, there's a chance that he would recruit you

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 8 місяців тому +2

      Minos would definetely save you, atleast if you hadn't killed anyone.

  • @Reunonen
    @Reunonen 8 місяців тому +10

    By lore, the most safe place for now is the earthmovers, they got shield generators and pre-built houses. And then the silly blue robot appears... Oh and you can climb on it by slam storage.

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому +4

      Well, if your a human slam storage isn't an option

    • @Reunonen
      @Reunonen 8 місяців тому +2

      @@JuanC4- if slam storage exist,than everyone has ability to do it

    • @Reunonen
      @Reunonen 8 місяців тому

      @@JuanC4- anyway, people somehow really climbed them to make the houses

    • @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest
      @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest 8 місяців тому

      excluding secret missions, yeah. 7-4 is the most livable place probably. but 5-3 and 1-4 are also houses I suppose

  • @Mermererererererer
    @Mermererererererer 8 місяців тому +11

    Ok but for p-1: minos probably wouldn’t try to kill you if you met him, so long as you aren’t a machine. Hell, he’d probably even try and help you find a decent spot to live somewhere in lust.

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому +8

      Flesh prison is not very nice person you know

    • @Mermererererererer
      @Mermererererererer 8 місяців тому +2

      @@wackymulter nah, I’d win

    • @smithskull999shenanigans7
      @smithskull999shenanigans7 8 місяців тому +1

      As the strongest cat ​@@Mermererererererer fought the fraud the prime holder he began to unleash his hissing flesh prison stopped screaming and then @Mermererererererer "stand proud flesh prison, you need a new dentist"

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 8 місяців тому +1

      For P-2, if you somehow got to the panopticon without being murdered by the enemies before, he would eventually break out if you survived long enough, and since the blood of minos is not on your hands, he would just uhhhh
      idk let you go or whatever, maybe recruit you if you look like a good enough fighter

  • @Digga_Darby_the_flyingGardener
    @Digga_Darby_the_flyingGardener 8 місяців тому +7

    your opinions put me into cardiac arrest. Great video!

  • @Bingusgepanzert
    @Bingusgepanzert 8 місяців тому +9

    My brain has rotted to levels where saying it completely dissapeared would be a great understatement.

    • @themetalmario77
      @themetalmario77 8 місяців тому +1

      I get the unfortunate feeling I know what you're talking about

  • @lavendermintyy
    @lavendermintyy 8 місяців тому +5

    if you're a husk, you'd go pretty well in lust and p-1. if you kill flesh prison, (low chance) minos could help you get out and rebuild the lust layer, with you as a citizen.

    • @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest
      @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest 8 місяців тому +1

      flesh prison is just straight up not happening. it heals.

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Imperio_Otomano_the_realestif you think about it, the entirety of lust could maybe kill the flesh prison. I dunno though.

  • @cabypaby
    @cabypaby 8 місяців тому +13

    Gotta love my ultrakill slop tierlists, one of the lobotomies of all time

  • @LunaticApollo
    @LunaticApollo 6 місяців тому +2

    excluding the enemies I would actually LOVE to live in 1-3, the castle seems cool to live in
    also 5-2 has 5-3 included in it as seen when the ship rises above the waters so 5-2 is basically 5-3 but with a bigger area to explore and live in, not to mention the ferryman could be a great friend if you don't get on his bad side

  • @trollsansofficial
    @trollsansofficial 6 місяців тому +1

    Lust is statistically the most livable layer
    It's probably subpar since at least 98% of the budget was spent on bisexual lighting but still

  • @Hack-3m_64
    @Hack-3m_64 8 місяців тому +6

    Juan is gonna become the sloppy tierlist guy

  • @halkras
    @halkras 8 місяців тому +1

    my theory is
    LIMBO used to be even more livable because it was the "paradise" of non-believers
    untill concuil replaced god and turned it into "FAKE PLACE"
    *possibly had huge cities like minos' cities

  • @halkras
    @halkras 8 місяців тому +1

    My headcanon is
    LIMBO was more real than current, untill turned into a fake heaven turns everyone anto madness

  • @Local_Lad
    @Local_Lad 8 місяців тому +1

    5-S
    I can fish, theres water, very calm place, theres a house, some trees, cool place.
    Also I think 2-S is a mirage of what the town once was

    • @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest
      @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest 8 місяців тому

      if we just pretend like its all not real, 2-S is a regular american suburb, which seems better to live than river water and fish

  • @ivangivorachederfritzdanha4276
    @ivangivorachederfritzdanha4276 8 місяців тому +1

    finally
    ultrakill yelp review

  • @hayden.8057
    @hayden.8057 8 місяців тому +3

    5-S seems amazing to live in

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 8 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for making this

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому

      No problem

  • @maxplusothernames
    @maxplusothernames 8 місяців тому +3

    5-2 looks so cozy, I would like to live their forever tbh

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 8 місяців тому

      If you ignore the tortured souls wailing in terror in the ocean begging you to save them, then maybe

    • @maxplusothernames
      @maxplusothernames 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ricardobr1493 they arent screaming in terror though because they are too busy fighting eachother

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 8 місяців тому

      @@maxplusothernames What do you think the hands extending from the sea are?

    • @maxplusothernames
      @maxplusothernames 8 місяців тому

      @@ricardobr1493 really quiet

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 8 місяців тому

      @@maxplusothernames Fuck you, I hope you and your whole family have an extremely beneficial year for your well-being.

  • @EktoAnim
    @EktoAnim 8 місяців тому +3

    5:20 you are not a machine, so gabriel would not kill you. (Ditto for 8:44)
    On second thought, you wouldn't even survive the fall to get to him so yeah D tier
    On third thought he acknowledges V1 which means he would acknowledge you, meaning he might come to you instead. A tier (I am looking way to deep into this help

    • @boxmantherandom
      @boxmantherandom 8 місяців тому

      on fourth though

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому

      Yes you are, but all of your points are valid

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 8 місяців тому

      Wouldn't gabriel turn us into a fucking mannequin

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 8 місяців тому

      considering he's the judge of hell, he'd probably just sort out where you "should" be, then it depends on just what you did

  • @cats77364
    @cats77364 8 місяців тому +3

    ngl the whole gluttony tier is very survivable if you're ok with eating the walls and you can avoid the enemies
    as far as p-1 goes, you get a free friend (minos has no reason to attack some random human guy)

    • @eltormentasxd-p5k
      @eltormentasxd-p5k 8 місяців тому +2

      What about Flesh Prison? lmao

    • @kyanhluong
      @kyanhluong 8 місяців тому

      ​@@eltormentasxd-p5k​​​@user-bt7qc4mt5h If you could scour weapon like V2, flesh prison without healing is tough tho, nice bonus if you could find parrying hand

    • @manutosis598
      @manutosis598 8 місяців тому +1

      Use the terminal as shield

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 8 місяців тому +2

      You've forgotten about water. Acid isn't consumable (trust me)

    • @TheLetterB123
      @TheLetterB123 8 місяців тому +1

      @@eltormentasxd-p5k if you got a weapon like the pistol you might be able to chip it down after long enough

  • @DailyLGTNG
    @DailyLGTNG 8 місяців тому +2

    actually p1 is livable if flesh prison isnt there, you are a human and minos loves human

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому +2

      Thats fair, you just have to get past FP

  • @spaceyishere0
    @spaceyishere0 5 місяців тому

    “Find residents inside the earthmover” my brother in Christ, mankind is dead

  • @randomtraveler2440
    @randomtraveler2440 4 місяці тому

    i feel like earthmover would be nice to live cause nobody would want to fuck with something that has a lot of security systems but the only downside is you might accidently give him a lobtomy

  • @DARKDERD5854
    @DARKDERD5854 8 місяців тому +1

    Very good video my friend

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому +1

      Yippee :D

  • @filip2210
    @filip2210 8 місяців тому +2

    2-S my own limbo

  • @averageinternettroll
    @averageinternettroll 8 місяців тому

    You telling me hell is a miserable place to live? Shocker

  • @GGBORRRGS
    @GGBORRRGS 8 місяців тому +1

    I feel like P-1 would be actually pretty nice if you can reach minos since hes pretty chill with humans
    Edit: flesh prison.

  • @arandomweebontheinternet8957
    @arandomweebontheinternet8957 8 місяців тому +3

    7:18 i think 5-1 should've been higher since if you just break the valves you can survive for quite a bit since the waters drained but not fully so you could still have water

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому +4

      How to survive the fall in the start of the level tho

    • @shybandit521
      @shybandit521 8 місяців тому

      ​@@wackymulterhow to survive the fuckin elevator fall bro this is a stupid question

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому +1

      @@shybandit521 elevator was made by humans I think, so maybe human can survive the fall on the special material maybe?
      But in 5-1 you falling on the fucking rock.

  • @proballydeleted6111
    @proballydeleted6111 8 місяців тому +3

    arent the enemies only trying to kill the machines? so living there as a human wouldnt be as bad

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter 8 місяців тому +3

      Not sure about streetcleaners, other robots (not drones) and non-robot enemies in 7 layer. Streetcleaners are pretty nice, until it gonna see blood. You know, passion for cleaning. Other robots cleans the hell because they need blood, so p-2 uhhh not pretty liveable for bunch of the reasons. The 7 layer without bloodthirsty robots is still not pretty kind place, because angels or something limbs you if you will sleep and make you suffer forever in Mannequins, and the highest chance to sleep is the library in 7-2. Also 7-3's blood things will try to kill you until you feed the tree. And even if you will feed it you also will live in horror because suic*de trees.

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 8 місяців тому

      @@wackymulter from what i know any enemy teleported in is hell looking for entertainment
      it's likely hell would be giving somewhat reasonable fights so that it's live entertainment doesn't die immediately

  • @graycatsaderow
    @graycatsaderow 8 місяців тому +1

    Btw heresy is instantly the worst,the air there is replaced with fire

  • @zebitus5731
    @zebitus5731 8 місяців тому +2

    If i were a husk post death than P-2 and the levels right before king minos (forgot the numbers) are the best places to stay.
    If im a normal human pre great peace im forced to live on a earthmover so

  • @ZvatMenyaDark
    @ZvatMenyaDark 8 місяців тому +1

    its reminds me backrooms with surviving in danger and weird places

  • @icantthinkofagoodusername123
    @icantthinkofagoodusername123 8 місяців тому

    If I saw an earthmover I’d call my friend Keith

  • @spicelicious
    @spicelicious 4 місяці тому

    King Minos actually built 2-2 for the sinners in the lust layer so yeah

  • @green-rk1ez
    @green-rk1ez 8 місяців тому +1

    what about the credits/developer museum?

  • @Dreiasaiy_IDK
    @Dreiasaiy_IDK 8 місяців тому +1

    2-2 is nice place but in all seriousness 5-3 is probably the nicest In my opinion.

  • @UnstableStrafe
    @UnstableStrafe 8 місяців тому

    Honestly, p-2 is probably more survivable than you'd first think. All you would need to do is cause the panopticon to activate and then run away for a little bit until Sisyphus breaks free. He'd probably be pretty kind to you and might even help you take over a place in hell for your own.

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 8 місяців тому

      Doubt
      He would be curious about our skills
      Minos tho probs

    • @UnstableStrafe
      @UnstableStrafe 8 місяців тому

      At the very least, you could tag along with him and have an incredibly powerful bodyguard

  • @2001CuisinartToasterr
    @2001CuisinartToasterr 8 місяців тому +1

    you should do another ultrakill speculation video

  • @ncliquenomeunome
    @ncliquenomeunome 8 місяців тому

    1-s is pretty good, you will get stimulated by the puzzles and dont have enemies

  • @ULTRATREE0
    @ULTRATREE0 5 місяців тому

    7-s v2 is back but as basically a margarita

  • @Dibdab9303
    @Dibdab9303 8 місяців тому

    i'd like to be in 2-3 for no reason in particular.

  • @whambunger
    @whambunger 8 місяців тому

    gave us a break for 2-1 lmao

  • @yanboyan6803
    @yanboyan6803 8 місяців тому +1

    Credits level:

    • @JuanC4-
      @JuanC4-  8 місяців тому +1

      probably P-rank

    • @smithskull999shenanigans7
      @smithskull999shenanigans7 8 місяців тому +1

      Assuming if you don't trash the plusshies

    • @yanboyan6803
      @yanboyan6803 8 місяців тому

      @@smithskull999shenanigans7 some 5 year old brat is going to do that

  • @he3004
    @he3004 8 місяців тому

    actually I think you could make it to an airlock before you ran out of air in 5-1 but you need to know what's coming, you would definitely die if it was your first time going there and you didn't know the layout

    • @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest
      @Imperio_Otomano_the_realest 8 місяців тому

      still horrid to live in.

    • @he3004
      @he3004 8 місяців тому

      @@Imperio_Otomano_the_realest wdym? There's free water and you could lick the cave walls for salt and minerals, there's also fish If I'm not mistaken, not an amazing place to live for sure but if you have the skills necessary then you could thrive in there

  • @Huihod
    @Huihod 8 місяців тому

    I mean gabriel or minos would help you since your still human (if you aren’t you are gonna get “Judgement”)

  • @chelixusak
    @chelixusak 8 місяців тому

    5-s gotta be the best one out of all

  • @Sonsthestudio
    @Sonsthestudio 8 місяців тому +1

    Peak

  • @ElpepeEtesech-bl3hl
    @ElpepeEtesech-bl3hl 5 місяців тому

    You could just, soap the hideous mass and every enemy in 1-3

  • @Smthn_Wicked
    @Smthn_Wicked 8 місяців тому

    Man i don't kill people j just don't like people breaking into my house

  • @Kkbleeblob
    @Kkbleeblob 8 місяців тому

    you put 3-1 above 2-4

  • @darlinqq_
    @darlinqq_ 8 місяців тому

    nah i'd win