Lol because how likes to here himself speak or people he thinks are better then him. If your are a shitty little barber he’d rather not speak with you just have you do what you’re here for. That’s why I started to dislike him throughout the years, his stuck up personality comes out more and more and he always tries to cover or mask it up.
I actually told a barber that i wasn't really interested in small talk, just the cut, and she said "Oh thank god, i hate having to keep a conversation going when all i want to do is fonosh the cut and move on to the next one." I keep going back because we have that mutual understanding.
@@doktertjiftjaf5186legit Turkish barbers are on point but I have to stick with my Italian one because they are basically family I’ve seen them 3 times a month for 15 years lol
as some one who should have gotten a hair cut over a year ago I relate to this. Its not just the uncomfortable time wasting conversations, 90% of the time I'm not happy with the cut
This. I was showing at 20 and just started shaving it. The amount of compliments I got were huge. I'm a pale ginger though so I need to wear something to cover my scalp or it'll burn easy as shit. All my homies thought I was insecure about it, but in reality I just don't want to deal with a constantly peeling and burnt scalp. They learned quickly when I didn't give them the reaction they expected when they'd snatch my hat off hahahaha. I always encourage dudes to just shave it if they're ever thought about it. If you don't like it, it'll grow back. No harm no foul.
Bald is a hit or miss look tho. Joe obv works better bald then with hair I’d say My buddy just went full shave and pulls it off great I’d say most people won’t look good bald tho
When you’re balding in your early 20’s it can be very disheartening. Typically men aren’t supposed to be losing their hair until they’re at least middle-aged. Meeting a 70 year old with a full head of hair & you’re already bald at 30 can be a gut-punch
I wore a ballcap at work, and asked a cute vendor out on a date. When I showed up to pick her up, she saw my thinning hair for the first time without my hat. She said she didn't feel like going out. That was the last date with her, and I went full shave the next day and stopped wearing hats.
I have a similar story. I was in the club dancing with a girl that approached me first. We have been touching and all the shit. Then she started grabbing my hair and found out it’s balding. She just moves onto her friends after like 30 seconds without saying a so no lie word 😂😂 Trash hoe ngl but what can you expect from a club girl
Know the "girl form Ipanema" song? It's composer, Tom Jobim, said that whenever he went to the barber shop, the barber would ask: "How would like to cut it?" to which he replied: "I'd like it without conversations", and proceeded to read the news paper while the guy would cut his hair. Savage.
Started going bald at 17! By time I got to 21, shaved it all off and never looked back. I feel sorry for people that can’t just accept going bald and embracing it. But each to their own.
It's the thing to say when you really don't have much choice. It's owning it & not be sad, worried or insecure about what isn't in your control. It's what makes you YOU
It took my barber around 5 haircuts to know my preference,now the only conversation we have is when to schedule an appointment,I go..he cuts..I pay and leave,not a word uttered in between. Been solid 12yrs..God bless him!!
I'm 35 and have been buzzing all my hair off since I was 16, not actual razor and shaving cream smooth but clippers with no guard '0'. It's great and very low maintenance.
Same since 18 after someone botched a haircut 42 now still shaving it. Doubt i could grow a full head of hair now but it was never the reason i started shaving it.
I went bald for awhile, because I was losing my hair, and it was not bad at all, no barbers, no bed head, no greasy hair, don’t need shampoo or conditioner. But I grew all my hair back so now I’m growing it out
I still have a full head of hair. I did the almost bald thing in the Army, both as an enlisted man and then Warrant Officer. After I got out, I let it grow again. Best advice I was ever given was by my Flight Surgeon. He told me to pick my parents wisely. My dad is 92 and still has a full head of hair. I was blessed with genes that promote hair. If I could just convince God to stop the nose hair and ear hair from growing. Oh well. 🤷🏼
There's two barbers in my town that I go to with any sense of regularity, and I don't mind the small talk because it's just constant football, something I'm interested in. The other few in town that I know of, no time for them.
So much easier to get ready to go out, less time wasted. My son saw a comercial about getting hair to regrow. It said you could feel better about yourself. He said dad you could do that. I said hair has nothing to do with happiness or feeling good about yourself.
I just started, been doing it for 3 years, still on my first set of clippers. I’ll never go back, I learned how to do it myself and if I mess up can shave it down to zero, no big deal. So much time and money saved.
@@matthewscott3689How do you save time? It's a serious question. If you go down to zero don't you have to clean it up almost everyday? I have cornrows and i think that saves me time cause i just redo it every 3 or so weeks. I do waste money on it though
😂Yup! I'm a hairdresser and hate stupid chatting, silent is away more convenient, for both... My boss disliked that, as I was her...but costumers were happy. 😊
Nah. When I’m getting a haircut I look forward to the conversations we have. I’ve been going to the same guy for over 4 years now and I’ve know the guy since we were kids
I’ve had the same lady cut my hair since I was 4 years old, her name is Marlo and we talk all the time about random shit and stories with no ending and I like being there and talking to her, now I realize some people don’t like that shit it can be annoying if you just wanna get in and get out, but I don’t think Joe should just be condemning it
That’s not what he’s talking about, obviously Joe likes talking to people it’s his main job lol. The problem is the talkers often get distracted from their involuntary therapy session they’ve put you up to and mess up your hair, or a simple haircut takes half the day lol
If everyone had a good head shape like Joe Rogan, going bald would be far less of a problem for guys, unfortunately a lot of people dont look as good without hair as they do with it and thats just how it is.
If my barber gets too chatty, I just politely let them know about it. Generally, though, they can tell if you’re not down for talking if you just give one-word answers the whole time.
I haven’t been to a barber since the start of COVID. I always hated going to get me hair cut, find time to go over there, having awkward conversations, paying and tipping, driving home, and taking a shower. When COVID hit and I couldn’t get a haircut, I just shaved my head. I was sheltered in place anyways, who cares. Once I shaved my head I realized that no matter what, this is the worst o could look. It gave me the confidence to just start cutting my own hair, knowing that if I ever messed up I could take it down to zero and start over again. It’s been 3 years and I haven’t had a hair cut. That’s a lot of money and time saved. Literally no one has said anything like “who cuts your hair,” or “your haircut is effed up.” No one has noticed and I wouldn’t care if they did. Point is you don’t need to get go to a barber to get your hair cut, shave it all off or learn how to cut it yourself and it will pay dividends.
@@chilboswaggins5500 People here make a decent wage stipulated by law. Nobody relies on tips here. The concept of tips itself is foreign. It's too "socialist" for American politics. And that might well be true.. But thank God I haven't experienced what you're describing..
Neither have I. Cuz, I know how to cut my own hair. To go to a barber, wait, sit in a chair at least 30 minutes, try to sympathize with a conversation... Ain't nobody got time for that.
When I was 15, I got sick of having to style my hair 10 minutes every day before school. I mean that's 5 hours wasted a month. So I cut them off and kept it ever since.
For many probably. But as someone who started thinning at 19, had the shaved head for 10 years since then, then grew back my hair a couple years ago with no surgeries or drugs, I still shave my head, but I obviously love knowing I have the option to grow it out if I want.
HE does have a point there... i have had barbers in the past get upset at the smallest things... you can't make 1 mention of anything... the one I have now is cool...
I dont know how to cut hair. My dad hates barbers so bad he bought clippers and gave me youtube tutorials scissors a comb and the clippers and makes me cut his hair. I've gotten pretty good at it, actually
I haven't been to a barber in about 30 years. First I grew very long hair and I didn't do anything to it, then (some years later) I cut it off and shaved my head, then (also some years later) I again grew very long hair and 11 years ago I turned it into dreads. When I cut them off one day, I'll probably keep a bald head.
From JRE #2017 with Bryan Callen.
Timestamp: [00:03:00].
Haven't had my hair cut since I was 15 and I'm 35 now. I buzz it myself. Got good at the back also.
Bro went bald just so he doesn't have to talk to any barber, but has a podcast
The difference is one costs money, one makes money
Lol because how likes to here himself speak or people he thinks are better then him. If your are a shitty little barber he’d rather not speak with you just have you do what you’re here for. That’s why I started to dislike him throughout the years, his stuck up personality comes out more and more and he always tries to cover or mask it up.
There hasn’t been a barber on his podcast. Your point is invalid
I grew my hair out for the same reason minus the podcast
The podcast doesn't bite back. Barbers can get pissey over the smallest things...
I actually told a barber that i wasn't really interested in small talk, just the cut, and she said "Oh thank god, i hate having to keep a conversation going when all i want to do is fonosh the cut and move on to the next one." I keep going back because we have that mutual understanding.
So you boyfriends now or what!? LMFAO 😂
@@BabylonGateLAcomedy god
is this like a thing in usa? is this what you have to deal with :| talking barbers? lol
Nah man if I say that to my barber I'm coming out looking goofy
@@BabylonGateLAboyfriends? What are you talking about? His barber is female
Found an Asian barbershop and they speak just enough English to successfully cut my hair and no chance of unnecessary conversation... it's great😂
You hacked the algorithm.
I tought i was the only one doing this😆
I go to an Arabian guy. The best barbers out there!
@@doktertjiftjaf5186legit Turkish barbers are on point but I have to stick with my Italian one because they are basically family I’ve seen them 3 times a month for 15 years lol
Im with u. I have an asian barber only thing we say is hello thank you and goodbye LOL best fucking fade too.
as some one who should have gotten a hair cut over a year ago I relate to this. Its not just the uncomfortable time wasting conversations, 90% of the time I'm not happy with the cut
You draw more attention to yourself by trying to hide thinning hair than by just shaving it off. Embrace the baldness!
This exactly, being bald can look good if you have the confidence to pull it off.
Also he got a very round head pretty much ideal hear for being a bald
This. I was showing at 20 and just started shaving it. The amount of compliments I got were huge. I'm a pale ginger though so I need to wear something to cover my scalp or it'll burn easy as shit. All my homies thought I was insecure about it, but in reality I just don't want to deal with a constantly peeling and burnt scalp. They learned quickly when I didn't give them the reaction they expected when they'd snatch my hat off hahahaha.
I always encourage dudes to just shave it if they're ever thought about it. If you don't like it, it'll grow back. No harm no foul.
Bald is a hit or miss look tho. Joe obv works better bald then with hair I’d say
My buddy just went full shave and pulls it off great
I’d say most people won’t look good bald tho
When you’re balding in your early 20’s it can be very disheartening. Typically men aren’t supposed to be losing their hair until they’re at least middle-aged. Meeting a 70 year old with a full head of hair & you’re already bald at 30 can be a gut-punch
"Bald is bold".
-My Bald Dad
I wore a ballcap at work, and asked a cute vendor out on a date. When I showed up to pick her up, she saw my thinning hair for the first time without my hat. She said she didn't feel like going out. That was the last date with her, and I went full shave the next day and stopped wearing hats.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a similar story.
I was in the club dancing with a girl that approached me first.
We have been touching and all the shit.
Then she started grabbing my hair and found out it’s balding.
She just moves onto her friends after like 30 seconds without saying a so no lie word 😂😂
Trash hoe ngl but what can you expect from a club girl
Joe clung on to his hair until he had no choice 😂😂 we remember that hairline you had
He did a transplant as well😂😂😂
@@iam-retarded-buthe did?
Dude is lying his ass off about shaving his head even if he had hair 😂😂😂
No doubt hes coping hard here
@@iam-retarded-butHe said he had fucking 6 hair transplants 😅😅😅 Baldies are the biggest copers in the fucking world.
Know the "girl form Ipanema" song? It's composer, Tom Jobim, said that whenever he went to the barber shop, the barber would ask: "How would like to cut it?" to which he replied: "I'd like it without conversations", and proceeded to read the news paper while the guy would cut his hair. Savage.
I wouldnt say anything to offend the person cutting my hair or serving me food. Its not hard to show youre not interested in talking lol
Wonder what the idiot said to the Dr. ? I'd like to be well but I'm not going to tell you what's wrong.
Being a dick randomly isn't savage
I haven't spoke a word to my barber in two years. Best barber i ever had
Jamie pull up that video of the bear getting a haircut in Russia 😂
So hilarious 😐
these are getting old real quick
It’s only funny when such video doesn’t exist. You don’t think there’s footage of bears getting groomed?
Fucking hate these lame ass comments
You bear guys have incredible tenacity for unfunny things
I've not had long hair since since 91
So you've met my barber...
Those We're Great Pics JRE 💛💌 Great Video!!😀😉
Started going bald at 17! By time I got to 21, shaved it all off and never looked back. I feel sorry for people that can’t just accept going bald and embracing it. But each to their own.
I'm with Joe. I can grow a full head of hair but I just shave it all off
same
I've had long hair for years now. Shaved it off a week ago. Full on skinhead. God it feels good to touch down directly on my own head again.
Better that way nowadays ive heard people paying almost 40$ for a cut.
@@TheStraightestWhitestthat first time you lay your head on a pillow with a shaved head after years lof having long hair feels amazing.
Nothing beats a cool breeze on a bald head. It’s scintillating.
You cannot beat how fresh it feels after a cut throat shave🎉
I've never had a good experience getting my hair cut in my life. I don't blame him
It's the thing to say when you really don't have much choice. It's owning it & not be sad, worried or insecure about what isn't in your control. It's what makes you YOU
No, you don't Joe, you don't...
It took my barber around 5 haircuts to know my preference,now the only conversation we have is when to schedule an appointment,I go..he cuts..I pay and leave,not a word uttered in between.
Been solid 12yrs..God bless him!!
I'm 35 and have been buzzing all my hair off since I was 16, not actual razor and shaving cream smooth but clippers with no guard '0'. It's great and very low maintenance.
Same since 18 after someone botched a haircut 42 now still shaving it. Doubt i could grow a full head of hair now but it was never the reason i started shaving it.
Your describing Sweet Pete's barber shop in Tarpon Springs fla ,lol
Go glad Bryan Callen was able to get back on the show, I have been experiencing terrible insomnia for weeks and this cured it 😴
You know who isn't bald? Grizzly bears
I went bald for awhile, because I was losing my hair, and it was not bad at all, no barbers, no bed head, no greasy hair, don’t need shampoo or conditioner. But I grew all my hair back so now I’m growing it out
This is the one time me and Joe see eye to eye.
The best thing about bald is I'm out of the shower in no time. No shampoo, just a washcloth.
Bruh you still need shampoo for all the oils that build up...
@@AverageAliensure. But don’t shampoo everyday too often either. The oils are gonna build up more and more.
Shampoo is more for the scalp and I'm sure you still have one
I go to the Turkish barbers, always polite but very little conversation. It’s perfect 😂👍
I still have a full head of hair. I did the almost bald thing in the Army, both as an enlisted man and then Warrant Officer. After I got out, I let it grow again.
Best advice I was ever given was by my Flight Surgeon. He told me to pick my parents wisely.
My dad is 92 and still has a full head of hair. I was blessed with genes that promote hair.
If I could just convince God to stop the nose hair and ear hair from growing. Oh well. 🤷🏼
It's OK. God loves you anyway.
Whether shaving your head, or a normal haircut, learning how to cut your own hair is one of the most useful skills you could ever learn.
me an anxious mf saying about 7 words per haircut 😂
I'm 50 I have been bald since I was 18 bald is best nice one joe😂
18 is rare I think I knew one guy who started in his late teens.
There's two barbers in my town that I go to with any sense of regularity, and I don't mind the small talk because it's just constant football, something I'm interested in. The other few in town that I know of, no time for them.
“Holding the scissors…” Last time they used scissors on Joe Jimmy Carter was in office
Yup, my hair is long because I get so many haircuts 😂
I haven't sat in a barbers chair, since before Joe made his head shiny!
Joe rogan: the most extroverted introvert on the planet
So much easier to get ready to go out, less time wasted. My son saw a comercial about getting hair to regrow. It said you could feel better about yourself. He said dad you could do that. I said hair has nothing to do with happiness or feeling good about yourself.
I love talking to barbers and building a relationship it's like therapy and I feel they enjoy it more if it's not just work
thats becouse u dont have any friends
@@user-jb7jh2xz9xits exactly the reason why he has friends. If you can’t even talk to a barber how can you make friends.
@@daghetto101 Not everyone needs to be friend material. Choose the friends you want to be friends with.
I haven't had a hair cut in 24 years and absolutely love being bald.
Been using clippers on my hair for 30 years.
So easy, so fast, so cheap.
4 sets of clippers in that time.
30 years of hair cuts for 200$.
I'm at 20 years and 3 sets! Nice to meet ya 😂
I just started, been doing it for 3 years, still on my first set of clippers. I’ll never go back, I learned how to do it myself and if I mess up can shave it down to zero, no big deal. So much time and money saved.
@@matthewscott3689How do you save time? It's a serious question. If you go down to zero don't you have to clean it up almost everyday? I have cornrows and i think that saves me time cause i just redo it every 3 or so weeks. I do waste money on it though
Turkey barber: hello hows you ok me cutting your haircut now.
I love being bald too. It’s more liberating than you would have thought.
😂😂 love joes bear sounds while pretending to shave his hair off 😂😂
As someone who shaved it in the summer anyway going to bald was just not growing it back out for winter
😂Yup! I'm a hairdresser and hate stupid chatting, silent is away more convenient, for both... My boss disliked that, as I was her...but costumers were happy. 😊
That is the worst part about having hair, getting it cut and having awkward silence/conversation with the barber.
same I been buzzing my own head since I was a boy...it really is the best to keep it buzzed for a variety of reasons
That first sound effect was pretty on point
When joe has hair we think it's an old video of him😂😂😂😂😂
Rogan again on point with noise,as usual!🤣
Nah. When I’m getting a haircut I look forward to the conversations we have. I’ve been going to the same guy for over 4 years now and I’ve know the guy since we were kids
DAMN JOE!! ALOT OF MEN WOULD
Love to have your hair. But with or without you are beautiful!! Love you!!
I’ve had the same lady cut my hair since I was 4 years old, her name is Marlo and we talk all the time about random shit and stories with no ending and I like being there and talking to her, now I realize some people don’t like that shit it can be annoying if you just wanna get in and get out, but I don’t think Joe should just be condemning it
That’s not what he’s talking about, obviously Joe likes talking to people it’s his main job lol. The problem is the talkers often get distracted from their involuntary therapy session they’ve put you up to and mess up your hair, or a simple haircut takes half the day lol
My barber only answers if spoken to. If I'm quiet he is quiet. One chair shop.
So I'm not the only one... thanks Joe. ❤
Joe was looking like Chris D'Elia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That picture of joe with hair is fucking insane. 😂
Joe, I have been bald 26 years and love it...
I’d love to never have to get a haircut again. Totally agree on the awkward conversations with the scissor holder.
If everyone had a good head shape like Joe Rogan, going bald would be far less of a problem for guys, unfortunately a lot of people dont look as good without hair as they do with it and thats just how it is.
If my barber gets too chatty, I just politely let them know about it. Generally, though, they can tell if you’re not down for talking if you just give one-word answers the whole time.
Meanwhile when you lift up Joe's cap 🧢 (in this case headphones 🎧) the back of his head looks like the 😏 emoji.
He tried his hardest to save his hair. It's pretty sad he has to lie. Gotta be genuine Joe.
Interesting how he'd find barber conversations awkward. Once you have a relationship it can be great.
that buzzing thing you're doing on your head, joe. that's a haircut.
I wonder what barbers think listening to this😂
I feel the same way about hairdressers
Only good part of covid I started shaving my head haven’t been to barber since 😂😂🔥🔥 .5 gang
Oldest recorded joke in the world:
Barber: how would you like your hair cut?
Client: in silence.
I haven’t been to a barber since the start of COVID. I always hated going to get me hair cut, find time to go over there, having awkward conversations, paying and tipping, driving home, and taking a shower.
When COVID hit and I couldn’t get a haircut, I just shaved my head. I was sheltered in place anyways, who cares. Once I shaved my head I realized that no matter what, this is the worst o could look. It gave me the confidence to just start cutting my own hair, knowing that if I ever messed up I could take it down to zero and start over again. It’s been 3 years and I haven’t had a hair cut. That’s a lot of money and time saved. Literally no one has said anything like “who cuts your hair,” or “your haircut is effed up.” No one has noticed and I wouldn’t care if they did.
Point is you don’t need to get go to a barber to get your hair cut, shave it all off or learn how to cut it yourself and it will pay dividends.
If that would've been true, he'd never use minoxidil, finasteride and go through multiple hair transplants.
And I'm over here with a luscious mane I haven't cut in 3.5 years 😅
Doesn't look like it
Same brother🎉
I'm a bald barber and I stopped talking to myself
Being bald literally changed my life
Here, here... Señor Rogan.
No haircut for me in 25yrs🎉
Joe, you got a great head😊
Bruh main reason I hate going to the barber like I don’t wanna sit here for a couple of hours lol
I LOVE my buzzcut.
No need to spend on barbers, no needless chitchat, no stranger touching me.
Best decision I ever made.
Problem is though most of the time it looks like shit.
Yup, ive been buzzing my head for 10 years. It saves money, time, and its a comfortable cut
@@davesendit1348 I'm a guy. I don't give a damn what it looks like.
Edit: as long as it's cut evenly and maybe with a bit of a fade in it.
Some female stylists confuse it with a full clothed lap dance. That's a person working hard to earn tips.
@@chilboswaggins5500
People here make a decent wage stipulated by law. Nobody relies on tips here.
The concept of tips itself is foreign.
It's too "socialist" for American politics.
And that might well be true..
But thank God I haven't experienced what you're describing..
Barber talk is pretty good because i have known my Barber from 5 yrs old
I look much better when my hair is long. But I always feel better when I shave it.
We have the same barber....talks nonstop...SHUT UP AND CUT MY FN HAIR😅
In the picture where joe has long hair he looks like Q from impractical jokers
Neither have I. Cuz, I know how to cut my own hair.
To go to a barber, wait, sit in a chair at least 30 minutes, try to sympathize with a conversation... Ain't nobody got time for that.
Everybody is a witness when you are in a barber shop
When I was 15, I got sick of having to style my hair 10 minutes every day before school. I mean that's 5 hours wasted a month. So I cut them off and kept it ever since.
“Jimmy pull up teh video of bears fighting (relevance)”
-totally original comment
"I'm glad I'm bald"
That's such a bald person cope it's unreal 😂
For many probably. But as someone who started thinning at 19, had the shaved head for 10 years since then, then grew back my hair a couple years ago with no surgeries or drugs, I still shave my head, but I obviously love knowing I have the option to grow it out if I want.
True lmao
People that use the word cope are genuinely the people in life coping the hardest, insecure incels projecting their innerselves onto others
@@Mickyboi1 Translation: I'm bald and what I just read made me upset 😂😂😂
@@Mickyboi1Dude it looks so much worse. The vast majority of people think having hair looks better. Are you living under a rock?
When the barber touched my leg with his thigh.... was the very second I knew I was gay.
HE does have a point there... i have had barbers in the past get upset at the smallest things... you can't make 1 mention of anything... the one I have now is cool...
I dont know how to cut hair. My dad hates barbers so bad he bought clippers and gave me youtube tutorials scissors a comb and the clippers and makes me cut his hair. I've gotten pretty good at it, actually
I haven't been to a barber in about 30 years. First I grew very long hair and I didn't do anything to it, then (some years later) I cut it off and shaved my head, then (also some years later) I again grew very long hair and 11 years ago I turned it into dreads. When I cut them off one day, I'll probably keep a bald head.
Ya i hate barber stories myself 😂😂
Love your look with hair.
People may say hes just coping but tbh i can completely see why being bald would be awesome
I've been shaving my head for almost thirty years the amount of money I've saved on haircuts and shampoo is crazy 😂
a buzz and a shave from a quiet barber is awesome tho
This is the exact reason I'm growing my hair out. I do like it long but I HATE it when my barber tries to talk to me
Damn man,,, just speak up and tell em no conversation please. They probably more than happy not to have to talk to you.
Joe has a good head shape for being bald
This is exactly how I feel. I just started cutting my own hair recently.