@@TheShatteredlamp12 no monosyllabic as in using words of one syllable like a fucking child, but yes he is also monotonous as he's a sports personality which is an oxyfuckingmoron just as that was a portmanteau
"This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything...and I mean ANYTHING. Earlier on, I put in a pound of mashed up dundee cake...let's take a look... Not a trace! Piece of mind I'm sure...especially if you have elderly relatives on board"
Take a little bit of Edmonds. Add a little bit of Madeley. Throw in a bit of Little Mickey Owen. And you've got yourself a creation more Partridge than Partridge himself
A great footballer, afterburner chopper pilot, and skilled orator. Fair play to this guy. He seems to have it all. If I was a woman I'd be all over him
"...Janet and John went to the park. Janet and John saw a dog. Janet and John have some apartments in Dubai" He's the first human to fail the Turing test.
Peter crouch autobiography has led me to many weird places from ballotelli's car to a cocky marseille player I forgot the name of (who scored a back heel goal after disrespecting the gk) to this video 😂
It's nearly 2024 and this is the first time I've seen this. How on earth did that happen? I've missed out on years of laughter that I'll never get back
Squires brought me here. Also as I'm banned from the graun and I cba making a 7th throwaway account could someone kindly stick "Genghis Keane" in the despot pun thread and "James 'chopper' Harries " in the child star pun thread. Cheers.
"To land the helicopter safely I just imagined the chopper was an apple core I was throwing into the bin at home. Once I did it I looked over at Mohamed Sheikh and he gave me the nod I was looking for."
Mr Owen, you need a series, genius, you must have some great people around you, a classic, a real classic, so so so wooden you must have woodworm by now in that head of yours, oh the money, class 10 stars!
He's so wooden its like he was like some life like wood carving brought to life by a kindly wood mage who found him standing in a forest looking bored.
"I'm glad they never asked me to play football up there"
So are the guys who would have had to carry his stretcher down 100 flights..
yasssssss
😂 👍
Hahahahahhahahaha
Nah they'd just stick him in the Helicopter!
The funniest thing I’ve read all week 😂
"It may look a bit small from up here, but it is quite large." COMEDY GENIUS!
Oer ducky I bet it is big boy.
Small, far away.
@@robincowley5823 you are the greatest man to of ever lived
That's what she said...
Could be a line from _The Day Today_
You can literally see his eyes following the words on the teleprompter, I fucking love this
Bless him. Too many headers.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
FFS
Crouch sent me here from his autobiography. It didn't disappoint 😂😂
Same Tom. Love the channel btw. Been following since 2k16
It was Crouchy that sent me here as well. Its Cringy
hahahah same
Haha can’t wait to see the director cut Crouch tales about
Crouch also sent me😁
"I'm throwing on the afterburners, so hold on" HA HA HA
“I’m throwing on the afterburners so hold on” (proceeds to fly through a star gate)
There’s the proof that you don’t need charisma kids
He’s either a comedy genius, or cripplingly monosyllabic.
The second one
Do you mean monotonous?
@@TheShatteredlamp12 no monosyllabic as in using words of one syllable like a fucking child, but yes he is also monotonous as he's a sports personality which is an oxyfuckingmoron just as that was a portmanteau
@@chattycathydoll bit aggresive
@@chattycathydoll More of a tmesis than a portmanteau but whatfuckingever
Did they honestly watch this back and not think for a second it was shit
i can just imagine these being the best they got out of 30 takes
They probably weren't holding on after the after burners were deployed.
Maybe they'd paid him by then and didn't want to waste the money 😆
I hope you all held on when he threw on the afterburners
I know I did
He's a rebel that Michael. Always throws on the afterburners to spice things up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'When the plane is in the air it is flying' - Michael Owen
He’s in a helicopter isn’t he
@@bobsmith3291 he’s not actually in any aircraft at all mate
@@owenchapman3260 helicopter
@@bobsmith3291 he's not in the air either kid 😂.
and when City don't score, they hardly ever win.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your next James Bond
Not,
I think you mean James Bland.
0:35 that editting is on point!
Seamless 👌🏻
This guy should do audio books for insomniacs. Guy is as cardboard as that plane he's meant to be driving. Waw. That's shit on so many levels.
Michael “Alan Partridge” Owen
It's what made things like that on Partridge so good, just how realistic they were.
Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video.
Nailed it
Sam Torrence tried to save us all from this but that shatter proof glass denied him.
Where can I buy a robot like this?
Don't bother, it worked extremely well for the first year but it kept breaking down and was never quite the same afterwards.
Shoppe buy everything
It will blame you for all its mistakes. Dont purchase!
'When they don't score they hardly ever win' - Michael Owen
He's so charismatic. Lolz
If this was Blade Runner Deckard would have aired Owen out within 5 minutes of the movie starting.
"Keanu Reeves is the most wooden actor"... Michael Owen.. "Hold my crate of ale and keg and brewery.."
Just watched your meeting with Simon Jordan.. changed my opinion on you. Great interview
0:45 - Michael’s making the jump to light speed
"This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything...and I mean ANYTHING.
Earlier on, I put in a pound of mashed up dundee cake...let's take a look...
Not a trace! Piece of mind I'm sure...especially if you have elderly relatives on board"
Take a little bit of Edmonds. Add a little bit of Madeley. Throw in a bit of Little Mickey Owen. And you've got yourself a creation more Partridge than Partridge himself
WATER way... to have a good time
It flushed on the first yank!
Hello, ya bastard! 🚁
Partridge you Wanker!
Oozing charisma and charm.
A great footballer, afterburner chopper pilot, and skilled orator. Fair play to this guy. He seems to have it all. If I was a woman I'd be all over him
"...Janet and John went to the park. Janet and John saw a dog. Janet and John have some apartments in Dubai"
He's the first human to fail the Turing test.
Come here to take my mind off Covid-19. Brilliant, always makes me laugh.
Thanks to the shatterproof glass we will be protected from that great Scottish sense of Humor
I wonder how Tiger Woods would feel if a giant fish hit golf balls in to his home.
can this bloke walk and breath at the same time?
Strange as it may seem he was capable of this at 18yo ua-cam.com/video/ag8fANDq_qc/v-deo.html
This is legendary lmfao
If hospitals run out of anesthetic, they can show this video to the patient and they will be out within seconds.
"Quickly Kevin!" brought me to this nugget of pure comedy gold!
This man has no soul.
He was raised from a young age just literally playing football, treated almost like a race horse. The guy says himself hes never even watched a film
@@mojo199 he probably watched films and movies as if he’s watching documentaries.
@@mojo199 No way he was raised from a young age ..
@@mojo199 Is that how they train racehorses then, they get them playing football? Well I never knew.
0:16 when you whip it out
For god sake Michael keep your eyes on where you’re flying!
I’d probably wait for the helicopter to stop hovering directly in front of me before teeing off.
Not if it gave you a shot at Michael
@@brettpilkington9539 True, but I’d rather be holding a ground to air missile that a golf club
0:35 beautiful graphics
Peter crouch autobiography has led me to many weird places from ballotelli's car to a cocky marseille player I forgot the name of (who scored a back heel goal after disrespecting the gk) to this video 😂
1:11 fucking hell stop looking at the audience keep your eye on the sky when you're flying!!!!
It may look small from up here. But it is actually quite large. 😐
that's we he says
Ya is it
It's nearly 2024 and this is the first time I've seen this. How on earth did that happen? I've missed out on years of laughter that I'll never get back
I think it may be the best advert ever.
Wolf and Owl sent me here. Unreal😂
"So Michael we've got this idea..."
A surrealist masterpiece.
"They got this screwed up: Let's go, two Dubai!"
Squires brought me here. Also as I'm banned from the graun and I cba making a 7th throwaway account could someone kindly stick "Genghis Keane" in the despot pun thread and "James 'chopper' Harries " in the child star pun thread. Cheers.
Yeah I'll do it
The geezer can barely read. I’ve heard more enthusiasm from a corpse at their own funeral
"To land the helicopter safely I just imagined the chopper was an apple core I was throwing into the bin at home. Once I did it I looked over at Mohamed Sheikh and he gave me the nod I was looking for."
1:11 Look where you're going Michael! You're going to crash!
Someone please edit this to show him hurtling towards the ground at 100mph through the windscreen.
Paige I would laugh
0:35 lovely bit of editing 😂
Fucking knew owen was an android.
Finally found a cure for insomnia
He could be telling me I have won the lottery while levitating shooting lasers from his eyes and I would still be falling asleep
Unrealistic as he doesn't pull his hamstring while fake flying
Because of David Squires.
Bet he's a laugh
Just the one, though.
Pure partridge
Personality of a dead cat.
Here from Crouchie’s book😂😂
No. Don’t kill me. This cannot be real.
‘Well done, he’s 13’ led me here
CAME FROM THE KICK OFF...OWEN IS A PRAT
Mr Owen, you need a series, genius, you must have some great people around you, a classic, a real classic, so so so wooden you must have woodworm by now in that head of yours, oh the money, class 10 stars!
He's so wooden its like he was like some life like wood carving brought to life by a kindly wood mage who found him standing in a forest looking bored.
Haha just came here to watch just heard roman talking about it on capital radio after burners
Somehow a better performance than his time at stoke
I'm Michael Owen and I'm completely gormless
Michael Owen: back in my day, to be a footballer you had to be a proper footballer.
I bet he was paid millions for this. #CORRUPTION
"It may look a bit small from up here, but it is quite large" Me when I look down in the shower.
I DON'T THINK HE WAS DRIVING THA PLANE
About as convincing as Scott Tracy.
"It looks small from up here but it is quite large"
OH I DID NOT KNOW THAT
Helicopters have afterburners?
It may look at bit small up here but it is quite large 😂😂
He'd have played on top of it no problem had they paid him enough money
Running out of $$$ hey Mickey
Hmmm…. Phenomenal
What a mono toned plonker. Lol
AUTOMATON must recite every word as emotionlessly as possible. The Owenator?
This video makes me feel like I'm being held hostage
thankyou ross
Good grief!
Are we there yet? I’m bored!
This video is getting a copyright strike from Alan Partridge.
More wooden than Edward Woodward! He’s killing us!!!!!
Possibly the blandest person on the planet. Only thing he knows about his himself and how great he thinks he is.
This is how he sounds in the Crown & Liver ordering a corona shandy.
There’s no way he’s really flying that helicopter
crouchie's book brought me here 🤣🤣🤣
Who is here from crouch’s book how to be a footballer
This is the worst thing I've ever seen apart from the Man City Clap your hands commercial.
Ok, but where is Chewbacca
What’s this call of duty ?…😂😂😂
John Major and Steve Davis's love child
Tremendous by the way
Outstanding
You can tell by his face he knows how ridiculous he sounds
Michael's chopper and it's special powers....