Surviving a Shoot-Out - Ms. Pat - This Is Not Happening
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Ms. Pat’s life was saved during a shoot-out by something unexpected.
Original airdate: February 26, 2015
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Ms Pat deserves way more appreciation. She is a fantastic comedian and has been so for a long time now! And on another note, wild, wild story. Them thangs did their thang!
IMO she's one of the best women comics. If not the best. The reason she hasn't made it massively is because she doesn't self censor like guys like Joey Diaz or Patrice O'Neil(RIP). I'm glad she didn't change...Also, she was on Rogan this week and she was great like usual. Though her on those old Church of What's Happening Now podcasts with Diaz she's at her best ever. Those stories...
Hilarious stand up and amazing podcast guest. She exudes funny.
🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
High-key sad story but I'm glad she's able to express herself and talk about it.
Very sad
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the magic of comedy and it's altered perspective on reality, can transform profound pain and trauma into healing laughter. Ms. Pat is a master genius goddess of comedy.
And therapy
its* altered perspective
Her jokes were too real for that crowd 😂
LMBOOOO, always are.
Yeah they dry as hell
Damn near too real for me, and I grew up in the hood! 😢
Had to live it see it
The way they were going over they heads call her pat Airlines
16 yo with 2 kids is already insanity, and it only gets crazier from there. Whew thank goodness she's alive!
Insane
Wow. She is amazing. To survive that and have such a great sense of humor on top of it. I like her.
Problem is the audience. Her jokes are spot on everytime. Love Ms. Pat ❤
naw she just didnt tell any jokes
@@xdeadheadx y’all both right lol
Nah she's funny af you have to understand this ish
This is the only story where I went “THIS IS NOT HAPPENING” after every minute. Super sad life, girl but I’m glad you making us laugh with it.
She's a comedy Queen. Standing ovation
Love Ms.Pat. Watch her show all the time. This is my first time seeing her stand-up. She deserves way more credit than she gets
She has a show? What is it called?
She has a show?
I love that we all cheer for Ms Pat the way we would if she was just in our daily lives
I come back to this video from time to time Mrs.Pat is awesome 😂
That poor chick at the front lol
She is 1 of the best storytellers I've ever heard.
Y’all can say whatever you want, but you have to be able to have a sense of humor about things. Ever heard the phrase, “laugh to keep from crying”? At least she’s being honest about her past. It’s obvious she turned her life around. Kudos to her.
Didn’t want to lose my permit 😂
Ms. Pat is truly amazing,I love her comedy. Witty,Raw,Real.Funny as Hell
So glad she’s ok!!!
Ms. Pat is a gem. 😂👏
Ms Pat a legend!
I had the honor of seeing her here in Omaha last night at the funny bone, when I tell you she is absolutely stunning I wish I could’ve got my picture with her she’s just wonderful. Her show was phenomenal I laughed beginning to end. She’s real I love her stories, and I love how she shows her strength and turned that into her blessing amazing woman
Crowd was dry as hell. She's hilarious 😂😂😂
Wow🤯🤣🤣 that's crazy, they really did save her life! She was blessed!
Yeah the crowd giving her nothing for that. Man, cmon. That first minute when she said she got a 1980 Fleetwood Cadillac should've been a break for laughs, the f....
I think the crowd was primarily white so they didn't understand. Plus, she kept saying some of the white ppl would understand the car, street name or her job😂😂😂
So she got pregnant at 13 or 14 then at 15? Glad to see she has a sense of humor about some things.
You have to or else you'd go insane
And this is why I love Ms. Pat 😂❤
😂😂😂😂the end took me out
ugh shes so good
im sure theyve saved more than one life.
She could have told this whole story without saying “white guy” a million times and it wouldn’t have changed.
@@antoniodominguezjr4734
Shut up ! She can say whatever she wants
@@antoniodominguezjr4734 are you new to comedy?
@@idontneedaname318 nope!
@@antoniodominguezjr4734 it's ok, white comedians do the same to black crowds, it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal. Go watch any Gary Own standup.
I’ll watch it even though I’ve heard this 1,000,000,000 times.
yeah. she got some life savers. glad she survive that.🤣💯
Her and Joey Diaz are great story tellers. Really a good bit.
That ending was funny asf 😂
Holy heck, i cant get over the beginning. 16year old and with two kids? What kind of concrete jungle people live in? That is horrifying to me. Good for her she worked out stuff to make it work, what kind of will does one need to make it work i do not even know. Quite a package she carries on her shoulders.
Reaganomics
my room mates landlord neighbors are all illegal immagrants they stole my social security - funnel my social security to not pay taxes- are drug dealers and traffick children please help my name is david junior moreno- i live in 14156 weidner st pacoima arleta losangeles ca- they keep trying to stop me from leaving and im stuck in the back house- i am ashkenazi and the media/police work with them to plagiarize my work so i cant make money and stay locked in the county. they have my phone tapped and hacked and watch my every move im not paranoid i am highly educated and aware enough to protect my self from them but i can only go so far before they find a way to drag me back here- please the police threaten me as well .
When you're in the hood, everything is different than your standard society rules and regulations. You're constantly being shot at, and you're forced to involved with a gang because that's how you survive in that environment. Most of the time your parents are too busy trying to put food on the table for their family, which is why you'll often see teenagers get involved with a gang to protect themselves. As much as a gang may sound bad, they do provide one thing: protection for their boys and they look out for each other. Because if you're alone, the chances are you won't make it alive out there in the hood.
The highschool I went to we actually had a daycare and most of the mothers were about 16 or so meaning they’d had the kid at 14. I knew one girl who was pregnant with her 4th and I believe she was a senior and I was just like “girl have you heard of birth control tho” 🤦♂️🤷♂️ most of them were generally pretty proud and you could tell that life had certainly smacked them in the face but they realized they didn’t have any other choice but to follow through with their decision
Plus she had to grow up fast the way she came up
Just came from seeing you on Seth Meyer and had to see more! Thrilled for your success! Best wishes!
Ms. Pat hilarous 🤣
Yeah, Ms. Pat. If you wash it, I still want it. 😉🤣 IYKYK. The towel still hangs on my refrigerator today! Just now seeing this in 2024!
Like a bulls eye killed me
She’s a riot. I want to see more of her, of her act that is. 😂😂😂
Damn she too funny I’m weak asf 😭
They are MAGICAL! 😜
I love Ms Pat. She was just on Rogan again and like usual she killed it.
I’m 💯 percent sure this was a true story😂
Ms. Pat is next level 😂😂😂
When a heart falls into love, it learns 🎉
65 year old white Englishman here. I got the jokes and love her style. Relaxed and honest as hell.
She is amazing!!
More Ms. Pat!!
She is so real❤❤❤❤❤❤
She started talking and I fell in love
Just watched her interview on juicy scoop. It was incredible! What an amazing woman
Love me some Ms. Pat, she is a Comedian you can laugh through your traumas with...and that is important. She is Funny as Hell too 💗✊🏾 Tatas Save Lives 4Real Tho 😅
I love Ms. Pat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had these same set of tts since the third grade!🤣🤣🤣🤣
she. needs a crown. 👑
Ms. Pat is the Queen of Comedy!
This woman is amazing
Now this is hysterical
Dark humor at its finest😂😂
Wow. Random interview of her roasting Diddy I said, “who is this amazing woman”. Glad I found her.
Funniest thing I heard all month !
Got 2 be from the Hood 2 really feel her swear she's telling it how it be
Ms Pat u got a new fan 😂
Awesome delivery. Great story
I wish I was that EMT 😂
I love Ms Pat
Damn me and this woman have a lot in common. Minus the kids. 😂
Like a bullseye 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t even breathe hahaha
Ms. Pat is too damn funny
Hahahahaha she’s great! I’ve seen her somewhere before…. living legend right here
I love Miss Pat she’s been through hell and back look at her on tap😂❤🙏🏽🔥💯🇺🇸🤑
This story both shocked and amused me
Ms Pat!!! I love this!!!
SHE IS VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her show is actually really good I never thought I’d like it
They do save lives❤
That was flame!
A Blooming 🧅😂😂😂
She's a trooper 😢
She tells good stories
"So, I did the one that paid the most."
We don't have a snorlax like that in the eu. RIP.
Thanks🎉😂❤😢😮
shes great
Love her man she definitely need big screen
What a unit
Let me see those life savers😊 BTW ya got milk?❤❤❤
God loves you and he wants to save everyone 🙏🏾❤️
3:01😂
wow a new youtube upload of TINH! Thanks!
New ? 😂😂😂
Love Ms Pat
She spoke about this when she was on the 85 South show podcast
I need to see what that 🎯 looks like
We need new This is not happening!
Facts!
Pure craft.
Lol good story
0:07 Same
Me towards the end of the video: 😳😂 NVM not Saymsees 😭
Show it 😊
I love Ms. Pat #OG