This was the first time I saw you live and it was absolutely hilarious. I was going to share this video with my friends but unfortunately, you have muted the funniest parts.
Hahaha sorry man you have no idea how long I’ve sat on this and finally decided to not go to jail instead. Being a soft target with a hard set is tough 😅
Hey man is there a way to watch the full version of it. Bcuz I dont live in India so I cant visit you in person. Is there a way to access the full show online?
Great stand up, best point showed that all are doing stand up only - the person who take on personally thay are like uneducated people who don't know when to be offended
bro till date, till fucking date, i tell my friends one of your jokes and we all laugh, here it is: "bro how can you take azerbaijan seriously, if someone says pakistan meh kuch ho rha hai toh sabka gaand fatke 4 hota hai and log sunte hai, ya fir koi aur country like china, but agar koi bolenge azerbaijan meh kuch ho raha hai, kisiko lawda farak nahi padta hai BECAUSE azerbaijan doesnt sound like a country name, it sounds like the uncle who makes shawarma" every single time this joke works man!!!! truly, truly timeless! the next joke imma steal is "tum log blind ppl ka cricket games dekhte ho? ahca nahi, koi baat nahi hai, jo log khel rahe hai wo bhi nahi dekh rahe hai" HAHAHAHAH love u bro, if u come to blore imma try my best to show up :))
bhai skipped part mail kar de..funny to lagra hai dekhne me..sunne waala mauka bhi dede..because just love your content and its sad that because of some people, have to miss the dark probably the most funniest jokes.
Chinta n kro bhai mai case nhi krunga kyuki case krne ke liye time nikalna pdhta hai lekin mai bathroom me reels dekhta hu isiliye time nhi lol... Luv u bro ... U r now my one of the fav comedian❤❤❤❤
What's the plan to visit asansol or kolkata?? Cuz mujhe censored part sunna hain... Any f@ck!ng how.. Mujhe nahi pata.. Kab show hain.. I'll book the special seat... I thought I'm the only one who has the darkest humour.. Now there's 2 😎😎😎 I just want to listen all those censored part 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
A very clever marketing stratergy to make people come to your show & hear the censored part, while keeping your ass safe from the internet. 😏👉🏼 Nice move bruh!
6:05 fabulous trick. This should be adopted by all content creators. Frustrates the living shit out of social justice warriors, unemployed bhais and society unkills. 😁Saala shikaar saamne hai lekin beech me pinjra hai 😀
On another note, I hope that eventually we'll get to a stage where you can post the censored sections, bhai. If not, just do it. Remember what Mallika said to Salim pheku : Aiseich kaman kare toh apan popular hote.
This was the first time I saw you live and it was absolutely hilarious. I was going to share this video with my friends but unfortunately, you have muted the funniest parts.
Hahaha sorry man you have no idea how long I’ve sat on this and finally decided to not go to jail instead. Being a soft target with a hard set is tough 😅
@@bhavneat No worries next time you are in Mumbai let us know on Insta. I and my friends will come see you live.
Kitne Paisa Diya terko😂
@@NavinPaudel-f6kjitna Teri behen ka ek raat ka rate h😂😂😂
LOL... This was genuine wo wide angle mein second row centre mein jo sir hai wo mera hai.
Uncensored bits k liye next show me aayenge. Sab narak jayenge bro!
Narak OP
Censored part was best and surprising 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
You are literally a great comic..❤❤ I just discovered you and now I'm craving to watch you live.... You're the future of Indian Stand up Comedy ❤
Hey man is there a way to watch the full version of it. Bcuz I dont live in India so I cant visit you in person. Is there a way to access the full show online?
Meanwhile me learning how to do lip reading 😂
Is hi ka dar tha 🤣
Bro...
Where do you motivate yourself 😅😅
Ok now waiting for your show in Nagpur or Pune to feel that hilarious unsensored part 💀
Yasssss
keep it up, bro. u are cut out for greatness.
- one of your Pakistani subscribers
Bro 🫶🏽
Great stand up, best point showed that all are doing stand up only - the person who take on personally thay are like uneducated people who don't know when to be offended
bro till date, till fucking date, i tell my friends one of your jokes and we all laugh, here it is:
"bro how can you take azerbaijan seriously, if someone says pakistan meh kuch ho rha hai toh sabka gaand fatke 4 hota hai and log sunte hai, ya fir koi aur country like china, but agar koi bolenge azerbaijan meh kuch ho raha hai, kisiko lawda farak nahi padta hai BECAUSE azerbaijan doesnt sound like a country name, it sounds like the uncle who makes shawarma"
every single time this joke works man!!!! truly, truly timeless!
the next joke imma steal is "tum log blind ppl ka cricket games dekhte ho? ahca nahi, koi baat nahi hai, jo log khel rahe hai wo bhi nahi dekh rahe hai" HAHAHAHAH
love u bro, if u come to blore imma try my best to show up :))
Thanks for making my morning bro 🫶🏽🫶🏽
@@bhavneat much love bro, been seeing u since the days when you were an rj :)
Gulam Ali Rocks 🤭😂😂😂
bhai skipped part mail kar de..funny to lagra hai dekhne me..sunne waala mauka bhi dede..because just love your content and its sad that because of some people, have to miss the dark probably the most funniest jokes.
Breaks my heart too bhai, will do in live shows. Aajao if I’m in your city 😊
@@bhavneat yes, definately. Ab to aana hi padega. Closure nahi mila jokes ka.. Ab to neend bhi ni aaegi 😅
Hahahahahaha
Bhai drive ki link banade
Pakka viral nahi krenge yaar😂😅
Hahahaha lawyer bola tha aisa bhi hoga mat karna 🤣
Chinta n kro bhai mai case nhi krunga kyuki case krne ke liye time nikalna pdhta hai lekin mai bathroom me reels dekhta hu isiliye time nhi lol... Luv u bro ... U r now my one of the fav comedian❤❤❤❤
Waiting for you in nagpur... plz perform here❤
Yeh jo cut kie part ha kahi toh dalo bhai ji, wanna listen some good dark jokes 🤣❤️
Live show me aajao 😎
6:04 are bhai koi baat nahi 👑
What's the plan to visit asansol or kolkata?? Cuz mujhe censored part sunna hain... Any f@ck!ng how.. Mujhe nahi pata.. Kab show hain.. I'll book the special seat... I thought I'm the only one who has the darkest humour.. Now there's 2 😎😎😎 I just want to listen all those censored part 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hahaha glad you liked my stuff man, Kolkata soon! Will reply here when the show gets listed :)
A very clever marketing stratergy to make people come to your show & hear the censored part, while keeping your ass safe from the internet. 😏👉🏼 Nice move bruh!
*bows in Vishwanathan anand*
bohot funny bro bohot funny, podcast part bhi sahi tha, wo singing toh oho live show kyo nahi karte - unofficial manager
Bhai tu kitna funny hai😂😂😂
Woowww ....Bhai gulam ali is Zabardast ❤️❤️❤️
i love the podcast in between
Auto wala joke is my favorite bhai
Hahahahaha!! Maine haste haste khud ki pant gili kar di. Apne kapde bachao, yeh video nange baith ke dekho 😂😂😂😂😂
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Konse show ka part h ye... Narak m jana h apan ko bhi
Lord Bhavneet
Hahahaha
6:05 fabulous trick. This should be adopted by all content creators. Frustrates the living shit out of social justice warriors, unemployed bhais and society unkills. 😁Saala shikaar saamne hai lekin beech me pinjra hai 😀
Bro p***hub pe daal uncensored jokes. Koi sala claim nai kar payega kaha pe suna tha. Usko upar se explain karna padega.
Hhahahah Acha idea hai, apni shakal blur kar ke daal deta hu
bhai first recomendation pe ati h tumhari vid ......pdne jara tha but tumhari vid khol li 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaahah bhai video ke baad please padh lena 🤣
On another note, I hope that eventually we'll get to a stage where you can post the censored sections, bhai. If not, just do it. Remember what Mallika said to Salim pheku : Aiseich kaman kare toh apan popular hote.
Bhai tu kya cheez hai yarrrr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BC sahi dark joke iska motivational message hai censored joke ke upar.
Bhai bhai bhai kya sur pakda hai aapne 🔥
Killer 🔥🔥🔥
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Bhai apke videos hasi ke dose h bhai bawal
what happened to your main channel
Divorce 🥲
Wow
Lekin yeh censored part kaha dekhne milega?? 😢😢😢
Live show me :’)
Too good!! 😂😂
Dost 🫶🏽
Love your shows brooo🙏❤️
Because jokes do get real sometime
censored portion keliye kitna payment lagega?
Agle show ka ticket bas. 🐶
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I Want That Censored Joke, I Fucking Want That Joke Man.
😅😅😅 aaja show pe
@@bhavneat Trying Man Trying!
But I Really Want to Hear The Dark Jokes, I was a Memer 3 Years Ago and I Used to Make Dark Memes.
@@StarbucksOwner-hb6kq I’m glad it’s reaching the TG. 😂
@@bhavneat Yeah Man That's Why You're My One Of The Favourite Comedian.
Much appreciated bro 🫶🏽
Fangirl last 4 years. Never dissapointed 🔥🔥❤️
Hahhahahahahah
@@bhavneat E has kya raha h lavde...
4 saal purana to channel bhi nhin hai 😕
Buddy ua-cam.com/play/PLB0OB8wsdYBUJNPF_Bys7RvMfPEm44fYn.html
Mehnat 8 saal ki hai. Ek channel ki nahi 😊
dilli kb aara h bhai?
Dates jald daal raha hu tour ki :)
dude post krde yrr
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😂
Censored part only fans ke liye chhoda he kya
🤣🤣 live shows ke liye but only fans sounds good
I m watching your videos since pakistan kids thoughts about india ❤hilarious standup comedy i have ever watched 😂
The real one 🫶🏽
Audio sunne ke baad, apun 4 baje tak piya.
🥲🥲
Y video upr jayegi 🫡
kuch to acess card do hell ka
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ultimate bro 😂😂
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@@bhavneat kafi time se wait kr rha tha mein nyin video ka
Grt content
Thanks bhai :)
Batra 😂😂😂😂
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your messaging is consistent across all platforms 🤣
Re-uploaded
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How to upload joke and still do it in live shows.. kya baat hai
mashallah good weed!
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I Want That Censored Joke, I Fucking Want That Joke Man. I am from Bangladesh, so I cannot come to your live show. please upload dark jokes
I’ll come to Bangladesh 😵💫
Koi censored part ka Lip read karke Joke batao
Isko jail bhijwana hai 😂😂😂
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Sara video censor dal deta wohi sahi tha
Theek hai bhai agla video tu produce kar de jaise tu bolega vaise daalenge
Bhai tu video edit kar sakta hai, so karna
Agar suna hota tune jo bola hai toh ye nai bolta 🥲
who is here from abhishek upmanyu's story?
Kya? 🤣
Aakash mehta 😂😂😂
Kya 👀
@@bhavneat virar se aya 🤣🤣🤣
Aagar koi particular portion cut karkee case karta hai too tuu uutne portion ke liye voice mute karnee kee bajay face blur karke joke karna bee.
Tu sun leta audio toh terko pata hota
Banaras kab aa rhe bhai..
Censor ko uncensored karna hai😏..
Par bhai muslim joke hua to case kar dunga😤😂
Hahahaahahahahahaha
Tickets ka sale karna koi inse sikhe.
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Jin BKLon ki wajah se saala censored comedy dekhni pad rhi , unn sab ke sab ko Dr Batra ki hai lage
Best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bhai tumne viewer ka majak bana diya censored kerk.....moog ki maa c*0diyaa...nahi sunana tho edit karlo😂💔
Ab show main aana padega