9:46 its actually true. Research suggests that a chess player could burn up to 132 calories per hour, and for a 9-hour haul, it could be around 1188 calories consumed while playing chess.
@@OptimusEven3 you really think that using your brain doesn't consume energy?! Calories are just the unit of energy. You burn calories by just sitting around, breathing. Read, don't spread misinformation.
4:59 Hey Shaswat, great set! I just wanted to clarify that the government of India has passed the Mental Healthcare Act, 2017 which explicitly specifies that if a person tries to commit suicide, it will be assumed that he or she was under tremendous stress and that he or she would not be prosecuted or punished, hence decriminalizing the attempt to suicide and it would also ensure that the individuals who have attempted suicide are offered opportunities for rehabilitation and proper mental healthcare. 🤗
Bahut din baad koi acha stand up comedian dekhe jisse sunn kar sach mei bahut maza aaya... Thank you for coming with real jokes and maintain the dignity of a true comedian😁😁😁
मैं बता देता हूं कि कैसे पता चलता है कि जीता कौन। अगर काले मोहरों वाला जीतेगा तो दोनों राजा काले रंग के घर पे रखे जाएंगे हाथ मिलाने के बाद वैसे ही अगर सफेद जीतेगा तो दोनों राजा सफेद रंग के घरों पर रखे जाएंगे और अगर मैच ड्राॅ होगा तो सफेद का राजा सफेद घर पे और काले का राजा काले घर पे रखा जाएगा।
Such a clever piece as always! Love these please keep them coming. Your delivery of the whole set was such that it naturally demanded laughs.. PS: It was said in jest in your set, but the spot about babytalk is very true!! It is so unnecessary and kids actually continue thinking and speaking that way
Bhai has has ke mar gaya main 😂😂...this is one of the best sets of you Bhai!! And undoubtedly one of the best stand up sets I have seen since a long time!! ♥️♥️
At timestamp 09:45 he mentioned that chess se tennis jitni calories burn ho jati hai and audience were shocked but yes it is actually true that playing 2 hours of chess will burn same amount of calories while you play 1 hour tennis. It is also a very fascinating thing about our body that by extreme focus and concentration our brain will burn a lot of calories. But that 2 hours should be like of the world champions not our who get distracted and doesn't think much😅
Sir, apke is stiff neck vale meme k famous hone se kuch logo ko badi dikkat uthani pad rhi h. Day before yesterday i got a stiff neck that I couldn't move my face to the right side. And when I went to office with that neck, almost every individual who got to know my problem said to me - ki tum agar pade nhi reh pa rhe ho shi se to office ka Kaam kya khaak shi se karoge😅. I was speechless after hearing this from atleast 20 people in last 2 days. Still I love ur stand up comic! Huge fan!❤
Kya banda hai yar yeh 😂😂
When will uh upload 👀👀
Tu bhi yrr!🤣
wahi na, kya hi banda hai yeh
Ye Pehle Kabootar se pareshan tha ab ye Ghode se pareshan hai.
Progress to hai !
Yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi
5:16 chess part starts
Thank u
😂😂😂😂
I was about to comment the same thing 😂
Thanks for time saving 😅
He has observed Samay Raina’s life so closely. 😂
Yeah.. lol
@@UserUnknown07 Cherry on top is : Samay uploaded his own vlog today which is about COB only. 😂
Haha
😂😂
Being a chess lover, I feel offended.😂😂😂
Dying, suicide, criminal ka maarne is all so dark but he makes it sound so light and funny. Thats his true talent i mean wow 😂❤
Attempt to suicide isn't a crime anymore..
@@sujatasingh9964 according to article 309....it is☹️☹️
Pata nehi kyu, aapki naam padte ye "struggle" k bade mein yaadein aa geya. 😂
9:46 its actually true. Research suggests that a chess player could burn up to 132 calories per hour, and for a 9-hour haul, it could be around 1188 calories consumed while playing chess.
Not true actually. A lot of brain drainage but no calorie burnt in this game
At what rating??😂😂
Which research? Lol
@@differentangle1 just google it bruv
@@OptimusEven3 you really think that using your brain doesn't consume energy?! Calories are just the unit of energy. You burn calories by just sitting around, breathing. Read, don't spread misinformation.
I am a chess player..trust me I never thought audience would be so disappointed from us😂😂😂 this was so funny...keep it up dude😂😂
Achha
e4
@@Norime Nf3
Computer k saath toh chess mein bhi khelta hun...aapko kya audience live dekhne aati hai?
@@KakashiHatake-et9ed Ke2
Being a person who loves to play chess i couldn't stop laughing at this pov 😂😂😂😂 especially about queen 😂😂😂
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That queen thing caught me too🤣🤣.
For real 💀💀 that line got me rolling
Wo bhand ghum rhi h bhuto ki trh 😂😂
Same😂💀😭
I am a Chess lover but this is the best Stand Up seen in a long while. 😂
when does chess part begin?
Yeah
@Ꭱαιηხoω࿐ And play the best opening in chess the Evans gambit
heyy ur lichess id?
Yeahhh😂😂
I swear to god addicted to it...listen it so many times a week😂
Ganja peeta h kya😅
And idhar mujhe hasi hi nhi aya 🙄... Bas 2-3 jagah smile kiya cuz thora funny laga tha... 🙂
Anubhav bassi ka vid hota toh fir bhi tera baat maan leta... Kyuki maine bhi uska videos 2-3 baar repeatedly dekha hai... 😂😂
@@mangaldeepmitra9691sorry bro😑, but you are in heavy
depression😢
7:57 so truee! 😂
Ek toh Shashwat ke jokes writing itni funny😂 upar se the way he delivers each and every jokes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My God!😂 it’s too good👌🏻👍🏻👏🏻🙌🏻😍🤩😆
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aap ho kya species?
Well Scripted, good comic timing & punches, superb execution and Great Talent, All the Best for future projects
Bhai paise jyda honge toh 100-200 edharr bhi dedo 🙂
@@romeoji ye kya tarika h bheek mangne k 😄
@@YaduGaming1999 bhai tu shant reh teko bhi chahiye kya?
@@romeoji I m just kidding bruh 🤐
Bhai hame bhi de sakta h paisa 😁
Thanks Shashwat for making us laugh. You take away our stress. Great job man.
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OMG, he is unbelievably hilarious 😂😂 & original. I haven't laughed so much on a stand up for a long time
4:59 Hey Shaswat, great set!
I just wanted to clarify that the government of India has passed the Mental Healthcare Act, 2017 which explicitly specifies that if a person tries to commit suicide, it will be assumed that he or she was under tremendous stress and that he or she would not be prosecuted or punished, hence decriminalizing the attempt to suicide and it would also ensure that the individuals who have attempted suicide are offered opportunities for rehabilitation and proper mental healthcare. 🤗
The level of humor and fun kept on increasing 😂😂😂
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Dude came into comicstan for Marathon not for sprint, he is raising his comic level day by day❤
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*The layers of Irony on top of one another in every joke + the subtle chutiyaap* ⚡👌🏻
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10:45 best part starts..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" No. 1 cause of disease is DIGNOSIS " epic line🤣
10:12 😂 kaaafi badhiya tha 😂
13:23 wala joke ek no. Tha😂😂😂😂
I am a us chess player and I LOVE THIS😂😂😂 Awesome set 😂😂
1:04 irony is t shirt pe UFC likha hain, lol
"Number one cause of disease is diagnosis" 🙌🙌😂
Really love this content.
You just nailed it man.
Thank you so much for the laugh you’re spreading all over the world. All the best
One of the most underrated yet epic comedian.
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He is not UNDERRATED...
4:33 Wall: oye, kidhar chla, chal aandhr 😂
Amazing!!!!!!! I can't ever remember last time I laughed so much on any standup .. this is just spectacular!!..
This guy is just hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂
Never disappoints!!!
Well done bro❤️❤️
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No samay raina was hurt with this video
Shashwat Maheshwari... Just two words for you dude...
Hats off ❤️
At 12:23 Dharavi ka Tiger Shroff😂🤣
Simply, brilliant............ Standing ovation work........... Laughed and laughed........
No chess sentiments were hurt !!! 😂
World smartest mind game could have this much hilarious insight aaj pata chala🤣🤣 kya pov hai yaar😂 totally nailed the performance👏👏👏👏
14:32 mins of Continuous laughing ..
Bro Just Did it .💖
Be more frequent bro .
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13:57-14:32 pe toh kuch nhi 😏
Arey bhai bhai bhai ... Itna bhi accurate nehi hona tha ...🙄😒
Loved this !!! It's the first time i am watching your stand up and that's an amazing experience. Keep it up !!
I thought 6:20 pr initial Line club hogi, ki "ise sona to ata h, benc#o mujhe to sona bhi ni ata"
Content 🤣👌
Performance 😃👌👌👌👌👌👌
Bahut din baad koi acha stand up comedian dekhe jisse sunn kar sach mei bahut maza aaya... Thank you for coming with real jokes and maintain the dignity of a true comedian😁😁😁
11:00 " bhainge log" 😂😂😂
9:25 epic part of video
So relatable ....at 30 feels like 80.each and every word is so true..
So Hilarious!!!!Head over heels in love with you Shashwat
Once a legend said, "Number one cause of disease is diagnosis".
It seems all of our favorite stand-up comedians are in their early thirties!! Even Rahul Dua was having the same punch line "In thirties...
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The unique perspective of telling jokes, so amazing to watch 😅
Okay as a chess player
This was so damn relatable 🤣😹
Loved it ❤️❤️
1v1 ?
@@blackHatman007 nhi squad match laga 😅
मैं बता देता हूं कि कैसे पता चलता है कि जीता कौन। अगर काले मोहरों वाला जीतेगा तो दोनों राजा काले रंग के घर पे रखे जाएंगे हाथ मिलाने के बाद वैसे ही अगर सफेद जीतेगा तो दोनों राजा सफेद रंग के घरों पर रखे जाएंगे और अगर मैच ड्राॅ होगा तो सफेद का राजा सफेद घर पे और काले का राजा काले घर पे रखा जाएगा।
I am 33 years old cancer patient
This was hilarious
Love you :)
I m addicted to chess and this stand up nailed it. Good work.
Mazedaar 😂
One of the best standup bit I have seen in the long time ✨💜
9:55 me khush hu.. !!!
😂😂
This was one of the best stand up comedy I ever watch
Such a clever piece as always! Love these please keep them coming. Your delivery of the whole set was such that it naturally demanded laughs..
PS: It was said in jest in your set, but the spot about babytalk is very true!! It is so unnecessary and kids actually continue thinking and speaking that way
Shashwat is an OG comic now. Funny video
Man ... This was hilarious 🤘 u nailed it bro ... Superbly written 👏👏
Amazing work man. What great comic timing and observation
Amazing amazing amazing loved it, didn't stop laughing for a second, the best stand-up comedy set on UA-cam
Another masterpiece by Mr. Maheshwari...too good ..great jokes
Bhai has has ke mar gaya main 😂😂...this is one of the best sets of you Bhai!! And undoubtedly one of the best stand up sets I have seen since a long time!! ♥️♥️
As a chess player
That was really funny 😂🤣
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@Professor Paradox 2048
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Too good.... I am watching it at 6 in the morning, couldn't control my laughter 🤪
As a Chess Player myself,
This is by far the best Comedy Routine I have seen regarding Chess ♟️🔥
Hat's Off to Him ❤️🔥
I am a chess player but still loved this video🤣🤣
Mazedaar toh thi
At timestamp 09:45 he mentioned that chess se tennis jitni calories burn ho jati hai and audience were shocked but yes it is actually true that playing 2 hours of chess will burn same amount of calories while you play 1 hour tennis. It is also a very fascinating thing about our body that by extreme focus and concentration our brain will burn a lot of calories. But that 2 hours should be like of the world champions not our who get distracted and doesn't think much😅
no
Mujhe pata nhi ye true he ya nhi he par jab tournaments ke semi finals me tha litrealy pasine aa rahe the full ac room me so it can be true
man... the set was totally amazing 🤣🤣🤣
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Now this is real stand up comedy
amazing job bro 👍👍👍😂
As a chess audience I can confirm its really hard sometimes to guess If they made a draw or someone resigned without commentators
Extraordinary piece dude , hats off .
One of my Fav. Artist ... Hats off to u Bro
:D
epic laugh run after 7:40
11:28 only niche 90's kids would get the Gummy Bears reference ❤️
chuiyo tum logo ne 2000 ke baad tv dekhna chod diya tha kya
Sir, apke is stiff neck vale meme k famous hone se kuch logo ko badi dikkat uthani pad rhi h. Day before yesterday i got a stiff neck that I couldn't move my face to the right side. And when I went to office with that neck, almost every individual who got to know my problem said to me - ki tum agar pade nhi reh pa rhe ho shi se to office ka Kaam kya khaak shi se karoge😅. I was speechless after hearing this from atleast 20 people in last 2 days.
Still I love ur stand up comic! Huge fan!❤
7:13 se mujhe wapas aakr dekhna hai
OMG as chess lover..my stomach is aching Bravo dude.
I had such a good laugh after so long. Feels like forever. Thank you, man!😇
i was breathless laughing. watched a great standup after ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You alive?
Oh my god. Didn't expect that .Great humour and timing
this is the best standup comedy i have ever seen in my life had me laughing 95% of the video bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arre bhai saab...khatarnaak!! Another to another level. You are always level up Shashwat. ♥️ Keep it up man.
Still can't get over the punches,, Get this man a show
Someone please take this to Samay Raina! Let's make it happen. xD
Very fresh jokes....super like the way of narration
This guy with his content is seriously hilarious!!! 😆😆😆😆He nails it everytime!!!
This man never disappoints....👏👏
# True comedian...👍👍
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So good . Laughed a lot. What a timing and good observations
This man never disappoint 😂😂😂
AHH MAN !!! HYSTERICAL!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Punarjanam of Queen got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 Nice Content man. Had an amazing time watching it.💥💥💥💫💫💫 Keep it up!!
Bhai that chess portion was hilarious ......😂😂keep.it.up
My favourite game is chess ...and i relate each punchline 😂😂😂🔥
What's your ELO?
@@utkarshsharma7914 1300
Maine chess ki wajha se is video par click kara
@@utkarshsharma7914 approx . Lichess m 2100 Chesscom m 1900
@@TppJay same Here Bhaiya
After such a long time, I've laughed so much on any stand up video... Just wow!!
👏👏👏
Awesome set ... This one goes into the all time favourite videos ...
Wow as a chess player relating this is so Funny best comedy on Chess 😄😄😂😂
Chess ki G maar di 😂..
One of the funniest videos on you tube ..
Amazing! I am a huge fan of chess but your POV was so apt and funny
Dude this guy is actually very very good! Top lad ❤
This much logical and funny video.... This is a literal *Masterpiece
Fun Fact : He don’t know the rules of chess but he told all the rules about chess 😂
Even the end credits were so thoughtfully put 😂😂