Baldur's Gate 3 Has Ruined My Life
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2023
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Hey all! Some of you might be having problems with seeing the video. I checked what was going on and it seems like, while it told me that it was done, the process wasn't done after all and is still stuck. I do not understand why some of you can watch it and some of you can't but let's just chalk it up to UA-cam once again working as intended (not at all).
What I would recommend is maybe leave it and come back later, I know it probably ruins the want to watch it and I'm really sorry for that.
Thank you for supporting me regardless, I hope this issue resolves soon
It didn't work for me on mobile but I'm watching on desktop now and it works fine! :]
Yeah, I was trying to figure this out myself, because I’ve been dying for Karlach moment, but I did find that it works fine in a browser but not in the UA-cam App. At least for me.
Can confirm App is broken but browser on same mobile is fine
@@jasperdotpdfCan confirm that the problem here is with the UA-cam app itself and that if you just copy and paste the video link into Google or safari it will play fine
Gotcha, thanks Shen and those who figured out where it broke.
Astarion and Karlach:
The "I can fix him (Mentally)" and "I can fix her (Physically)" bi panic duo.
You can also fix him physically and fix her mentally if you hang with Gale and Shadowheart.
"i can fix him (mentally)" and "she can fix me (please)"
fuck that, *they can make me worse*
"I can put him in a hydraulic press (literally)" and "she could put me in a hydraulic press ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
I fixed Astarion with a stake.
The biggest problem with this game is every character is so interesting and you can only have 3 in your party
There’s a mod for that
There's also a mod to balance the other mod that lets you have everyone in your party.
I just rotate the characters. When one party gets too low on hp or spell slots, I change characters. Down side is there will be less long rests and having to go in and out of camp talking which is a bit annoying.
My first playthrough (the one im still on) i completely missed gale. Never seen him. He probably dead rn or his hand is still out of the portal waiting for help he'll never get lol
Really feeling this in act 3. I do some personal quests and feel bad for the others left in camp
The raw bisexual energy of the thumbnail is indescribable, the game gives me similar feelings
I would give up everything to be a cheesy filling in a Karlach and Astarion sandwich
There is no sexuality in this game
@bitterorange7843😮
We stan the thumbnail
@@rotonek2887Astarion's canon pan, Neil confirmed
Shen: Astarion is the only one for me 😤
Shen after Karlach looks in her direction: *Wheeze*
LMAO The amount of OHHHH and other noises ablsolutely destroyed me its so in character
Wait till she sees the LA One Piece, theres a second Astarion. :D
Ape noises
Its canon, no one in the party can hate karlach. Everyone always approves you helping her out. 😂
Even Lae'zel is like "I've only known this teethling for an hour and a half but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this camp followed by myself"
@@GayLPerthat is 1000% something Lae'zel would do.
No one, NO ONE! Touch’s the big flamey teddy bear
1000 % Agree! One: Because if you do you will be burned by the LITERAL FIRES OF HELL!! And Two: Because she's a 6ft tall, buff, vicious and precious cinnamon roll that must be loved and cherished at all cost!@@Crackheadcentral2188
Even Wyll gets mad once he realizes she isn’t an actual Devil
Missing from the Karlach introduction is when Shadowheart says "She looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety" and Shen immediately screams _"HEY, HANDS OFF."_
I wheezed at that in my game.
Then there’s Laezel fangirling over Karlach…literally the only person Laezel IMMEDIATELY respects.
I had a laugh when she said that and both my character and Karlach looked at her like "...what?"
"We can beat her, if we put our worms together."
Take that however you want.
They're really thinking with their worms, smh 😂
>Whipped
>Eye put out
>Worms in brain
>Personal bloodbag for a vampire spawn
This is just becoming the 'Shen physically brutalizes her character' stream and I want them to SUFFER MORE
This is the tradeoff for Ripped Voxer. The pain he feels now is the abdominal muscles he had before, or whatever the C.S. Lewis quote is.
So a normal day of her treatment towards Voxer in every timeline? Lmao
The moment i saw Volo pull out the needle in my playthrough i was like: NOPE, im out!
You have nerves of steel Shen for taking that path... I actually skipped the scene. Too gruesome for me...
Once again Shens reactions to characters having sex is the funniest part of the video for me
the spidercat gif adds a lot to the experience for me. meowles morales grooving onscreen while shen laughs/shrieks at unseen dicknballs
The absolute wild cackling!
15:25 I love Astarion trying to be all suave and seductive, then immediately breaking down into desperate needy "let's fuck already" talk. Such a massive mood. Absolutely made me die of laughter 😂
He immediately went “let’s drop the formalities so I can be 100% clear”
We stan a king who asks for clear consent
Karlach: "Go on, I want to see this!"
Also Karlach - disapproves right after you decide to go for it
i still cant get over the dialogue shadowheart and astarion have during that whole scene. especially shadowheart going "would you have joined up with our friend here if you'd known they'd be doing this sort of thing?" and astarion being like "well, i had my hopes!"
Shenpai: "AAAH! MIXED SIGNALS!!!"
@@glassphoenix9095 "try not to lick your lips as you say that" i fucking died
3:33 Shen be nice to Gale, he's a wizard. For him, 3 damage is like half of his health pool. :(
As someone who made my character's class a wizard on my first playthrough, I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with
It used to be worse in older editions. Wizards had a d4 hit die, meaning that in the video games they often only got 4 HP + their Constitution modifier per level. At level 1, a peasant with a dagger is a life-threatening encounter. A single giant rat is life threatening.
there are some funny tank builds you can do with Abjuration Wizard. arcane ward constantly buffers damage you take over a fight, if you do that and get the Armor of Shadows Invocation you can recharge the ward between every encounter, by repeatedly taking your regular armor on and off to recast it.
you'd ideally start as Armorer Artificer so you can get access to thunder gauntlets for an INT-based melee weapon that goads your targets. unfortunately artificer is not in bg3 (yet?), so the best you can do is to take Battle Master Fighter for Goading Attack. you'd def wanna do this cuz enemies start ignoring you if you get too tanky.
The voice of the narrator, Amelia Tyler, said that the subtitle for BG 3 should be "frantic bi energy". And then went on to note how Larian did a good job in casting her in it, because she exemplifies the term.
I'm 100% convinced that the entire production team for this game just sat down and played like 50 games of D&D, saved all the funniest and dumbest ideas from all of them, and then mashed them all together into making a game!
You know, that would make SO MUCH sense. XD
Probably more than 50 sessions. D&D is about 80-90% wacky anyway
@@KnicKnac D&D: 9% dungeons, 1% dragons, 90% hijinks
One time, my D&D party met a teenage girl who had accidentally been cursed into thinking she was a cat. Their reactions to this? The druid got down and crawled around on the floor meowing back at the kid, and the monk started waving a dead frog on a stick. The rogue just kind of stood there in shock with the kid’s mom, wondering what the heck was wrong with the rest of the party.
That reaction to the Astarion snu snu scene was HILARIOUS. I didn't need to see anything to enjoy it immensely. 😂
I saw the lae'zel scene myself so hearing her freak out I knew EXACTLY what she was reacting to XD
But with the Asterion scene, I haven't seen it yet, so hearing her react to that was also hilarious for the exact opposite reason XD
"Snu snu scene" absolutely killed me XD
“They’re just kissing, it’s not that bad I could’ve show- OMG WHA AH AHAHAHAAH” bro this shit is too funny😂
as soon as i saw the romances for this game, even as a gay dude i knew the bisexuals would be sweating heavily and i was absolutely correct !!
As a 33 y.o. straight male, the companions in this game made me question my sexuality for the first time in my life 😂 My male Bard hooked up with Gale on first playthrough and I didn't feel anything unnatural.
@@dt5690Welp... this game might have some news for you lol
@@dt5690 The bi awakening
Straight female here and I had no idea I’d be into toxic vampire twinks.
As a representative of the bi counsel we have not stopped sweating since it came out so your assesment was on point
"I could have shown you this, I don't know why AAAAAHHHH-" perfect comedic timing at its best
Shenpai: "I will explain it in great detail."
Astarion: "Indeed you will, my love."
15:47
Shen: "Who am i going to replace in my party?!!!!" D:
Me: **installs mod for 8 party members at once**
I'm still looking for a mod that allows 4 Karlach's at once
How do you mod?
@@magnarcreed3801 two different ways as there are two different types
one requires the mod manager thing, other is just drag and dropping the files
if you go to NexusMods, you should be able to find mods you may want and they'll tell you how to install them
@@magnarcreed3801 some mods require a separate piece of software (looking at you nexus mod manager) while others need to be put into the games file directory.
The one i used is a mod called "Party Limit Begone" on nexusmods and only needs to be put in the file directory mentioned in the mod description.,
@@magnarcreed3801 Google "Nexus mod BG3" you'll find a LOT of mods there from cosmetic to gameplay, and a program named "mod manager" to install them.
Never since Hades have us bisexuals been this down bad for videogame characters lmao
And it’s gonna happen again with Hades 2.
@@potentiallyaheretic9281So true bestie
@@potentiallyaheretic9281 Real
@@potentiallyaheretic9281And I for one cannot wait 😂
Me before karlach: im not a fan of tall and strong women
Me after karlach: at your service my queen 🗿🗿🗿
Welcome, brother. Welcome to the club of stronk dommy mommy
Character developement
I usually prefer moody and sassy assholes for my romance options, so I thought it would be easy to keep it friendly with her. Nope, I'm completely in love
@@asverith If you like them moody and sassy BG3 has you covered as well. Would you like them murderous or with a tragic backstory you need to help them come to terms with?
one of us, one of us
For some reason it feels like it's been a while since we've gotten a good Shenbi panic video. Feels...nostalgic.
I saw your comment and for a second I was like 'how did I already comment? I haven't even watched this yet.'
@@zapadap1328 Oh my god this happened to me a few weeks ago. We're multiplying
it has been so long since Zagreus
@@xalrathHades is sooo good, can't wait for Hades 2
Y'know, I was waiting with baited breath for Shen to meet Karlach. Needless to say, her reaction did not disappoint
It's insane how much voice acting this game has. Every single NPC voiced...even animals. the quality of this game has surpassed any game I've played in recent memory.
Karlach literally shot to the top of my favorite ladies in all of gaming, she is an absolute gem
Voxer does not know how to handle the sheer amount of affection he is being shown
Glad to meet another card carrying member of the Karlach / Shadowheart / Astarion team master race.
I may not be able to say I truly carry that card (main party is Karlach / Shadowheart / Wyll) but I do swap Wyll for Asterion when I know there's gonna be a boss fight. Maybe I need to put him on arcane trickster instead of assassin though
I mourn for the fact that Astarion had decided to run off during your bdsm moment because he absolutely loves it if you say yes 😩
Even the voice actress acting as the narrator acknowledged the fact that BG3 is a bisexual nightmare.
I love Shen's bi-panic stuff. Comically objectively right.
That thumbnail perfectly describes my experience with Baldur's Gate. The bi panic Astarion and Karlach gave me is indescribable
Okay, using the sussur flower to open the chest was pretty clever, damn I didn't think of that, I just exploded lmao
It was very clever, however, she just left one of the best items in the game: the CHEST of holding...kinda. it turns items put in into knick knacks, and back again when taken out. Saves weight immensely
@@dakotazeigler486 They patched that it doesn't do that anymore.
the meme at 39:40 is so fucking real, as a chronic astarion enjoyer 😭love my baby boy more than anything and and looking back after finishing his arc to recontextualize all his act 1 behaviors is pain
YEAHHHHHH.............
the book about Balduran is extra funny if you have beat the game
Editing this I kept fucking laughing
"This is the bi-panic episode" shen, that's EVERY episode so far
The spectator enemy made me learn the art of barrelmancy, by the end of the game my characters were carrying all sorts of explosives for situations like this.
edit: Also Karlach is the brightest sunshine in all of Faerun
"you call throwing smokepowder barrels a martial art?"
"if it works, it works!"
I need Gale, Wyll, and Shadowheart to work on casting a spell to grant everyone in the camp fire immunity so we can all snuggle with her in a pile.
@@GayLPer honestly not what I thought I was gonna read when I opened my notifs and saw "I need Gale, Wyll and Shadowheart to-" cut off
Oh Karlach was MVP in that fight for me.
The fact that the devs said the characters being so forward and horny towards you is because of a bug XD. Just a bi sandwich between Astarion and Karlach with a barbarian twink in the middle :3
I thought I heard that Astarion was the only one glitched like that?
@@GayLPer Nah. Lae’zel is forward as f*ck. Nearly as bad as Astarion. The lady can’t make up her mind if she wants to kill or claim you lol
I love the chill energy at 16:08 that is then replaced with a loud ass scream at 16:13 😭
"Think with my fists, instead of my heart." Makes sense, he dosen't have a brain to use instead
the pure unhinged chaotic bisexual energy is truly inspirational
I haven’t seen Shen Bi panic this hard since Hades
Well, I'm glad Shen has the same reactions to Karlach as I had.
And yes, I romanced her. No hesitation, and that says a lot concidering Astarion also exists.
Astarion, Karlach, and Halsin right now are my S tier picks.
Gale is A-tier, and the rest I'm not decided on yet.
@@GayLPer Personal picks are about the same:
S-tier: Karlach, Halsin, Shadowheart (after she gets over her godly mommy issues); honorary feature belongs to tiefling bard lady that gives me the good chemicals whenever I interact with her. Would seduce, however it doesn't seem possible at this point of development.
A-tier: Gale, Wyll, Astarion (character interaction is amazing, however I'm less inclined to get along with assholes. Even funny ones.)
B-tier: Jaheira, Minsc, Lae'zel (I do enjoy her storyline, but her character and motivations are still trash, much like the racial lore in D&D.)
...and then everybody else. Shame me if you must, but the origin characters have the most development out of everyone. And much to my loss, I prefer playing good over bad.
Karlach is unironically everything I want in a dream woman and so much more...
I'm pretty sure Shen rn is hoping that there's not many more hot characters in this game.
She's already about to explode, just fucking look at her.
"About" to explode? She's like a reusable atom bomb of horny and this game is proof.
Just wait until she meets Halsin
At this rate one might think that Shen-not Karlach- is the one with an Infernal Engine for a heart concidering how close she is to burning up.
@@samminicksmI made the most homosexual noise on the planet when that man appeared
This is getting rediculous, I can't fucking escape hot, buff, Tiefling women
Shen went from slaying witches to laying bitches
Oh my god It never occurred to me that the mage hand would be small enough to fit through small gaps. That's insane, this game continues to impress me, if this doesn't get game of the year I will riot.
Shen making these videos are literally the reason why I want to play this game
I saw Karlach described as "An infernal Golden Retreiver" :D
Baldur's Gate 3 is great because it's just "if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you? no? too bad you have to."
*takes 12 falling damage*
Remember when your characters are downed that you can throw a healthy potion at them to get them up. Love the series, your reactions are amazing, can't wait for the next one ❤
*However, do NOT do this when they have 2 failed death saves, as before the potion itself takes effect, the character takes damage from being hit with a glass bottle!
@@Bek359don't throw it at them, throw it near their feet! Also can act as an AOE heal if people are grouped up!
Genuinely almost choked to death laughing while drinking water during your reaction to the hot gay sex. More BG3 content please, though I’ll have to stay away from liquids.
Voxer really just killed a woman and stole her lingerie. And then looked better in it
freaking out over astarion’s sex scene is so real bc i had to look away so many times
quick edit: my drow also lost his eye, but to the hag. got +1 intimidation at least
Just listening to Shen hysterical laughs in pure bi-panic makes me so happy for no reason at all
finally another episode of bi panic simulator, thank u for this meal
I started wheezing when Shen called astarion a "fruity bitch" 🤣
*says excitedly* "I didn't expect that to work!"
This game in a nutshell. Such systems driven gameplay allows you to think of crazy solutions that reward you for thinking outside the box!
Fun fact: In the room with the robots in the tower, there's a Stool of Hill Giant Strength. When you sit on it, it makes your Strength 19. As soon as you stand up, it ends. But you can break the stool and use the enchanted leg as a club with the same property. I'd probably give it to Shadowheart or Gale, since they can only use simple weapons and don't have good Strength.
You are correct, dual barbarian party is fantastic.
Last but not least...
_Pblblblblblbl..._ 🤣
The save name before Astarion's scene 🤣 And you are so real for that reaction at 15:30.
This video could be used as a case study honestly. I love it.
shen you are CRANKING these videos out, very good job, proud of you
edit: also yeah thats the reaction to karlach i expected
my arm is in jeopardy
I feel so dumb for having never thought to try using the anti-magic flower on the "mundane" chest. This game is amazing.
Awwwww, should have let Astarion laugh at the amulet. I love his laugh. XD
I'm smart. Many would say I'm REALLY smart. But one thing I can absolutely say is that lateral thinking is not one of my strengths. I never even considered using the Adamantine hammer on the golem until I got the Steam Achievement for killing the golem without using the hammer on it.
I love this thumbnail for *entirely* heterosexual reasons.
this is the only baldurs gate playthrough I’m watching couldn’t be better
Don't forget that Voxer has 2 hands to hold Astarion and Karlach
Out of all the BG3 gameplays I have seen, your videos are the BEST! Probably because of your high energy and bi energy that I can resonate with.
This run and this commentary are just comedy gold. I can't wait for the next episode!
In my save the drow wizard is the only one of those guys who died (spectator melted him with acid) so I didn't have to deal with him, just talked to the other guys after and they all said he was a jerk. 😂
I'M GLAD THIS TURNED INTO A KARLACH APPRECIATION VIDEO SKDJHF 😭
I have noticed that depending on the interactions with characters when doing the romantic routes: it depends what options you pick because you can end up being top or bottom. I don't do horny but Goddamn it makes me question the in-depth development and I would like to say CUUURSEEE YOOOUUU BIIISEXUAAALITYYY!!!
(Inhale) SHEN!!!
Have you witnessed the amazing uploads from the game's narrator??? * Amelia Tyler * She has about 5 now of behind-the-mic bloopers that got recorded.
And they're ALL AMAZING!
I must know where to find this
EDIT: Nvm found them on YT
@@GeneralGWolf420Sorry, I forgot her name and then forgot to edit it in after posting 😅
Shen after seeing Karlach: APES TOGETHER STRONG TOGETHER!
Minthara is a really interesting and complex/hurt character but its a shame the game is set up so you're forced to kill the grove to have her on your side, considering she does have some story developments later you can help push her towards, but just, *after* that part is done, sadly.
😢 Yes, that's the reason she will have to wait till my third evil playthrough.
Luckily not anymore
if you didn't bring wyll and brought shadowheart, she will comment with: "i like her. She looksl ike she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety, should the need arise"
This game made me balder after 100+ hours
You truly become balder at the gate in this game
Sad I can't watch this straight away, about to go to work but bi panic summarises this game So Well
*"Straight* away", eh?
@@greenhydra10 Eyyyyyy!
This is so funny to watch. I love Asterion and Karlach and yeah the bi panic is real for those two.
Gotta say, I love how you edit the combat, very snappy and fun to watch.
Shen: Wow shadowheart is so strong
Shadowheart in my playthrough: *dies for the 37th time*
This game is truly a bisexual paradise/nightmare and I love it >///<
Hey Shen, have you seen Mashed's animated Baldur's Gate 3 video? It's really good and guess what, they actually got the original voice actors to voice the characters!!
i absolutely love your bg3 content thank you for feeding me
This description is pretty accurate how I feel with bisexuality.
Fun fact: i rewinded 20 hours in my save file to properly romance karlach because i fucked up her questline and i wouldnt allow my raging lesbian of a character to not be with her
You called it a beholder, that confirmed your a true D&D nerd
Ugh, the eye gouging scene makes me squirm. You’re stronger than most for seeing the whole thing- I don’t know if I would, even after finding out there’s a great reward at the end.
Past Shen: "Haha horni vampire boi"
Future Shen: "I am dying inside listening to this"
When you realize you have a whole package of FAMILY issues: Daddy Astarion and Mommy Karlach.
I mean Astarions nsfw scene with a male pc isnt that bad unless you let him bite you. I was like "this is fineOHSHITDICKohitsfineagain." on my first playthrough. xD
I'm torn, the pervert in me wants to play this game, but the gamer in me is terrified of how complicated it looks.
16:36 ist even funnier when you play with a dragon born because then, Astarion is the one who does the jumping. Believe me, i nearly died when i saw that💀💀
I'm romancing him as a human woman, and he also jumped up on her. I really wonder what the conditions are for that.
Between the bonus from the whipping and the bonus from the impromptu surgery Voxer is the very definition of Failing Forward.
- Hey soldier
- Hwoowowoowoooooooo
giant fucking mood
I really needed this from some really shitty news today thank you Shen.
Man that goblin camp is going to be cake after all the time in the underdark 😂
being ahead doesnt mean having more fun. keep taking your time and being a clumsy cute doll, We Love It !
Lol gods, I had a similar reaction as Shen to Karlach the first time I saw her very excited "hi!" And then similar non verbal excitement sounds 😅