The Strangest Ninja Movie You Will Ever See - Zombies vs Ninjas

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  • Опубліковано 20 кві 2024
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  • @longshot3740
    @longshot3740 Місяць тому +10

    Seriously, what are the odds of getting hit with a coffin while taking a nap in a bush?

    • @j.d.4697
      @j.d.4697 8 днів тому

      Very strange. I have never been hit with a coffin while taking a nap in a bush.

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 Місяць тому +14

    You know they are a real ninja when they have headbands that say NINJA!

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie Місяць тому +3

      Also, they need brightly colored yellow or pink gi's.

    • @frankcolumbo4481
      @frankcolumbo4481 Місяць тому +2

      seems logical to me!

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 Місяць тому +1

      That's pretty much the only way you CAN know...
      They're pretty low-key otherwise.

    • @ianitor
      @ianitor Місяць тому

      this is the way

    • @j.d.4697
      @j.d.4697 8 днів тому

      @@TroubleToby3040
      Apart from yelling "HAI" all the time one wouldn't be able to pick them from a crowd.

  • @Chet_Manly
    @Chet_Manly Місяць тому +7

    I feel like some of these actors were in Kung Pow Enter The First

  • @drewgoin8849
    @drewgoin8849 Місяць тому +2

    You know the narrator didn't pronounce the word "Ninja" in the movie's title out loud...because they are silent.

  • @MH-gh
    @MH-gh Місяць тому +4

    With such films, i really don’t know what’s more funnier, the acting/storyline or the dubbed talking & sound effects😁

  • @mikeshirleyforever
    @mikeshirleyforever Місяць тому +2

    Jeez, this makes Ninja III The Domination look like a Teddy Bears' Picnic.

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 9 днів тому

    “Dragons fire burns hot”
    Well… Yeah. It’s fire.

  • @JimWellsIsGreat
    @JimWellsIsGreat Місяць тому +4

    Welcome to the world of Pierre Kirby!

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 Місяць тому +1

      "what a useless guy"😂

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie Місяць тому +2

    Uh oh, I'm only 0:03 seconds in and already I've seen Richard Harrison and Pierre Kirby. The Godfrey Ho ninja movies are bonkers.

  • @randylahey1232
    @randylahey1232 Місяць тому +4

    I never thought id say this but id rather watch a Seagal movie then sit through this 😅

    • @RedEyeReviews
      @RedEyeReviews  Місяць тому +7

      Be careful what you wish for lol

    • @TommyAngelo1337
      @TommyAngelo1337 28 днів тому

      This has better fight choreography than most Seagal's production. This looks like the took footage from some Hong Kong movie and dubbed English voice over.

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie Місяць тому +1

    The bad make-up on the under taker makes him look like Vic Diaz. Especially the eyebrows and dental appliances.

  • @djnerds
    @djnerds Місяць тому +2

    it's like they included the trailers into the whole movie! I got a few recommendations for you. 9 Deaths of the Ninja, and King of the Kickboxers 1 & 2. 2 is funnier but 1 has Billy Blanks of Tae Bo fame lol. All your reviews are hilarious. Keep up the great work!

    • @RedEyeReviews
      @RedEyeReviews  Місяць тому +2

      Added all of these to my list :) Thank you!

  • @ReviewWingsDSP
    @ReviewWingsDSP Місяць тому +2

    What a nice Sunday gift.

  • @BoyKhongklai
    @BoyKhongklai 20 днів тому

    Chu, Hung and Lee. The 3 greatest artists Trollywood has ever seen

  • @acidstain1058
    @acidstain1058 Місяць тому +3

    Love these while I'm drinking my coffee out my red eyes mug🎉

    • @RedEyeReviews
      @RedEyeReviews  Місяць тому +2

      Mug buddies! Thanks for the support, as always, my friend :)

  • @aarongracey4710
    @aarongracey4710 Місяць тому +1

    I've never watched anybody shit before. I was crying watching this.

  • @myeyeswentdeaf6213
    @myeyeswentdeaf6213 Місяць тому

    Haha! Me too, these ‘so bad they’re good’ movies has become a new obsession me. That’s actually how I just now cane across your channel. Subbed! 👍 I’ve never heard of this movie either.

  • @oliverkloshophdndrecords50
    @oliverkloshophdndrecords50 Місяць тому

    I hecking live for these old terrible 80s Ninja movies.

  • @P1015532oni
    @P1015532oni Місяць тому

    The funniest part is that the main character’s name is “Ethan”. Like, WTF??? 😂😂😂

  • @kimsomniac2144
    @kimsomniac2144 Місяць тому

    Masterpiece! Is this the pre-prequel to "kung fu panda"? The "dragon warrior" is going to lay them out, his fire does indeed burn hot. Jack Black's high kicks are unstoppable.

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje 22 дні тому

    That guy is more than a Ninja -he's a Nin -yeah.

  • @YakAttack915
    @YakAttack915 Місяць тому +1

    @15:35 @15:54 16:01 gotta give it to you, the sexual trifecta was gold. 🤣

    • @RedEyeReviews
      @RedEyeReviews  Місяць тому

      Lol why thank you! This movie has so much gold in it

  • @deadpoetz7
    @deadpoetz7 Місяць тому

    Zombie ninjas was a combo I did not know I needed in my life. Why do I love terrible cheesy movies so much 😔

  • @Awoken_Remmuz
    @Awoken_Remmuz Місяць тому

    Aww yeah one of the Godfrey Ho movies with Pierre Kirby! Looking forward to more ^^

  • @Awoken_Remmuz
    @Awoken_Remmuz Місяць тому

    Aww yeah one of the Godfrey Ho movies with Pierre Kirby! Looking forward to seeing ya cover more ^^

  • @brycestrife5605
    @brycestrife5605 Місяць тому +3

    Mornin!!

  • @musingsofamadman3178
    @musingsofamadman3178 Місяць тому +1

    I've had many an epic shit but I've never created zombie ninjas because of it.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 Місяць тому

      Just don't flush, the magic needs time to work.

  • @orinanime
    @orinanime Місяць тому

    He said "what's the world coming to? He's too poor to even buy a coffin"

  • @tonytoes0
    @tonytoes0 Місяць тому +2

    Dear Red Eye you might be interested in Sun Wukong Vs Demon Hunters, you are welcome

    • @RedEyeReviews
      @RedEyeReviews  Місяць тому

      I will definitely look into this one :)

  • @bennyaruba3449
    @bennyaruba3449 Місяць тому

    Godfrey Ho is a legend, bow down Steven Spielberg!

  • @MH-gh
    @MH-gh Місяць тому

    Godfrey Ho, the Only man to give Amir Shervan a run for his money😅

  • @wickedcabinboy
    @wickedcabinboy Місяць тому +1

    What in the name of all that is holy did I just f'k'n watch?

  • @leewright1
    @leewright1 Місяць тому

    Godfrey Ho Godfrey Ho-ing.

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 Місяць тому

    Looks like Alan Alda right at the start. I assume it is not 😀

  • @hidingtk2860
    @hidingtk2860 Місяць тому

    All Hail the Mighty Nin!!! 🙌

  • @frankcolumbo4481
    @frankcolumbo4481 Місяць тому +1

    Bugs Bunny? 3:30

  • @rustom1981
    @rustom1981 Місяць тому

    Hill Yeah ninjas and zombies 👺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Lutzeccard
    @Lutzeccard Місяць тому

    I see what you did there!

  • @kilgoretrout9725
    @kilgoretrout9725 Місяць тому

    YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!

  • @howyoudurrinhunneh
    @howyoudurrinhunneh Місяць тому

    Lord Farquaad 😂😂😂😂

  • @dasta7658
    @dasta7658 Місяць тому

    Ha, ha, what a movie. Nothing like the ol' rewind the tape in these martial arts movies; it wouldn't be an 70's/80's movie without it or the bad voice dubbing. 🤣🤣🤣 More 'ninja' headbands, very inconspicuous. The Jar Jar of the ninja world 🤣

  • @troybowen3024
    @troybowen3024 Місяць тому +2

    That Kung Fu Movie Sucked Ass Love The Channel You Should Do A Video On Walker Texas Ranger 😂😅😂 l Would Love That

  • @suntigerrock
    @suntigerrock Місяць тому +1

    Maybe I am wrong but I see Jet Li at 9.40

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 Місяць тому

      Nope.
      Assuming this movie was made in the 1980s, Jet Li would've been much slimmer and younger because he was in his 20s around that time.

    • @suntigerrock
      @suntigerrock Місяць тому

      Film came out 1989 and Jet Li was born in 1963 so he would be 26 - and in his costume but I think he would be mentioned when in it.

  • @stevegoldstine9001
    @stevegoldstine9001 Місяць тому

    I think this movie is on tubie tv 😅

  • @BigBear--
    @BigBear-- Місяць тому

    I'm all about Ho bangers...

    • @BigBear--
      @BigBear-- Місяць тому

      I mean banging. You know...the thing. I like these movies is what I'm sayin...

  • @ianitor
    @ianitor Місяць тому

    how many kinds of drugs were used in making and watching this movie 😅

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks Місяць тому

    When your dubbing is bad even by kung fu film standards.

  • @natashadaniel9346
    @natashadaniel9346 Місяць тому

    😂😂

  • @mindmaze4689
    @mindmaze4689 Місяць тому

    5:21 this line would trigger a lotta folks these days

  • @liampetersen4853
    @liampetersen4853 Місяць тому

    Godfrey ho terrible directing skills but hilarious movies

  • @kinthermedia6164
    @kinthermedia6164 Місяць тому

    Money 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

  • @nickadm8321
    @nickadm8321 Місяць тому

    love you channel man
    i am one of the first subs you got
    you should try stand up comedy

  • @UrinationNation
    @UrinationNation Місяць тому

    I feel like I have a fever while watching this, all the scenes are like some non sequitur nightmare