I didn't laugh. This desperate attempt at a joke was so bad that I was diagnosed with dementia. To be honest, it's a terrible attempt at entertainment. No laughter, no haha, not even a gentle breeze of air came out of my nose. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't feel the slightest twitch. 0/10, this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to make it. The amount of brain power you had to put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. You have single handedly killed the humor of every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society taught you to make jokes. Honestly, if I put all my energy and time into trying to make your joke into something really funnv. it would take Einstein himself to funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then it would was difficult. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after you made that joke, or I'd commit every war crime ever committed just to prevent you from attempting any humor again. We should put this joke in the textbooks so that future generations can fear that they will become such an absolute comedy flop. I am disappointed, hurt and downright insulted that my valuable time was wasted trying to understand your joke. I hope you come to terms with what you did and I really hope you are able to move on from this embarrassing endeavor in the future.
Fried chicken is nothing you can’t handle on a healthy diet if you’re reasonably young and exercise frequently, the main thing to watch out for is usually the sugar you’re consuming, sugar truly destroys your body if you have too much.
The same females not sexualizing their community and had the audacity to talk about sexuality knowing they are avoiding opponents gentrification tactics to seem strong
The old lady stepped up , why didn’t the young ones act as strong. But then again answer the question. It’s goes to maturity , since the gender has to be 4 decades older to learn the term maturity
I appreciate how you seasoned the chicken as well as the buttermilk and the flour mixture! A lot of people skip seasoning the chicken itself. Thumbs up my man looks amazing!
When you add additional oil to the chicken the batter doesn't stick as well. It's the same with pasta. If you put olive oil on it at any stage, it doesn't soak up the sauce because the oil has coated the outside of the pasta noodles.
Yesssssss! The buttermilk soak! 😋❤ I've always done that and everyone always asks how I get my chicken so juicy... I tell them it's so simple. I season my buttermilk with Tony Cachere Cajun seasoning, Franks red hot sauce, onion powder and black pepper.
That crunch sound delicious 😋🤤 got my mouth watering yes honey or alger syrup n hot 🧈 biscuits like how myomma n auty Georgia you to cook n mac n cheese yes them good sunday morning breakfast or late friday meals .you showed out n made me cook this n brought me mom memories back Happy New Year njoy
Ion even like fried chicken but dang that crunch touched my heart! 🥲 keep doing what you doing bro, I might have to surprise my family one of these days!Thank you!
I'm sure you are a lovely person....however...not liking chicken in SOME form or fashion is a RED flag for me.😂 Ma'am you can not be trusted.😂 You can redeem yourself if you atleast like cheese. If you don't like either...I am calling crime watchers.
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You like this recipe or the ice batter one?
Lovely
😊😊😊😊😊😊
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
😊@@Gtown1981
That bite sounded like you stepped on some pine cones
Sounds like the bones to me 😂
Sound more like he was biting into one 😅
🤣🤣😂🤣 yesss
Yes
lol
“Until you lose patience” felt that in my soul lol
Relief
Me too!😅
Ugh,that was good.
Fr. Finally a reasonable waiting time period in these cooking videos
😆🤣🤣🤣
Truly a "well, well, well." Momment.
SO RACIST
U just had to ruin it didn’t ya
Hey co3 I’m black not nice. and if you do it again well well well 🔫
Edgelords
@@CO3_cool123 co3. Well well well 🔫🫵🏾
That crunch is "EVERYTHING" 👀😢👍🏿
That crunch added five extra years to my life. 🥶
It’s probably gonna take those five years away when you eat it
@@Demonoob223you cant handle spice?
@@yuzorotori7927 no I can handle it, I’m just making fun of how some restaurants make the fried chicken
That is to much seasoning, it will take 5 years from your life...people can't make good food without a gang of seasoning sh## sad🤦🤦🤦
@@cbands34scratcher26ok go eat your unseasoned food
That crunch was to good that I ate my phone…
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 that’s a good one lol
😂😂😂
Cornstarch makes it crunchy witch is unhealthy
😂😂😂😂😂
“Let it marinate until you lose patience -thegoldenbalance
I swear if I see these fried chicken videos again I will freaking cry :( They look so fucking good
That crunch 🤤🤤🤤
It’s the cornstarch
Yup
Nah sounds like biting an apple
@@aidanmcomie9498 nah that sounds like hitting into wood
@@aidanmcomie9498 That was way louder than an apple. 🤣🤣🤣
“Let it marinate until you lose patience” has got to be the most underrated cooking tip I’ve ever heard
And "put the seasonings until your ancestor said enough"
It's from the golden Balance.
What the fuck are you guys?
@@Abdoluigi777 you okay, buddy?
“Well Well Well”💀💀👨🏿🌾👨🏿🌾👨🏿🌾✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
💀
I didn't laugh. This desperate attempt at
a joke was so bad that I was diagnosed
with dementia. To be honest, it's a terrible
attempt at entertainment. No laughter,
no haha, not even a gentle breeze of air
came out of my nose. Science says that
before you laugh, your brain prepares the
muscles in your face, but I didn't feel the
slightest twitch. 0/10, this joke is so bad
I can't believe anyone legally allowed you
to make it. The amount of brain power
you had to put into that joke has the
potential to power every house on Earth.
You have single handedly killed the humor
of every comedy act on the planet. I'm
so disappointed that society taught you
to make jokes. Honestly, if I put all my
energy and time into trying to make your
joke into something really funnv. it would
take Einstein himself to funny, it would
take Einstein himself to build a device to
strap me into so I could tap into the energy
of a billion stars to do it, and even then it
would was difficult. You're lucky I still have
the slightest bit of empathy for you after
you made that joke, or I'd commit every
war crime ever committed just to prevent
you from attempting any humor again.
We should put this joke in the textbooks
so that future generations can fear
that they will become such an absolute
comedy flop. I am disappointed, hurt and
downright insulted that my valuable time
was wasted trying to understand your
joke. I hope you come to terms with what
you did and I really hope you are able to
move on from this embarrassing endeavor
in the future.
I’m so sorry but I have to
“Well well well”
Everyone on this planet had chicken before
I don't think that's what he meant :/
Everytime I tell myself Im going to live healthier, a new fried chicken recipe pops up on my feed 😅. This the last one I'm trying.
u say the last one but probably not we are the se way
Fried chicken is nothing you can’t handle on a healthy diet if you’re reasonably young and exercise frequently, the main thing to watch out for is usually the sugar you’re consuming, sugar truly destroys your body if you have too much.
Do it once a month and you don't have to quit 😏
😅😅😅
😂😂 right
That crunch was fucking biblical bro💀
Why cant i find a YT shorts with no Negative comments
@@grandpathuglife because sadly it’s not Instagram
@@grandpathuglife bruh my comment was supposed to be compliment
do you even know what biblical means? it seems like you dont
@@Shadow_UA-cam. He does that shit belongs in the Bible cuz holy chicken (literally) that was crazy
That crunch sounded like my knee going up the stairs…
That crunch was *_GODLY_*
The same females not sexualizing their community and had the audacity to talk about sexuality knowing they are avoiding opponents gentrification tactics to seem strong
The old lady stepped up , why didn’t the young ones act as strong. But then again answer the question. It’s goes to maturity , since the gender has to be 4 decades older to learn the term maturity
@@user-ir8bq1bu3j💀
@@user-ir8bq1bu3jnga stop bapping
@@user-od7hr6bp7g wrong people in the wrong city referencing people that don’t exist. So say less cause the interactions won’t happen
I know that chicken was good, very well seasoned.
Right but I still must have my hot sauce!
@@ChangedUpNowWhatit literally has hot sauce bro did you not watch the video 😂
@@Boolin2Brazy Yeah, but more on the chicken when it's finished 😋
@@autumnrose4000 true I’d drench my chicken in hot sauce fr
*over seasoned
30 minutes into fasting at 4AM and already made me hungry goddamnit
Yallah hajji you muslim?!!?!
@@Rafi_Bin_Haider-Ali yea i posted this comment on muharram 10th
“Until you lose patience” *me 1 second later* ok it’s done marinating let’s eat😂😂😂
Bro that crunch is crazy
Let your chicken marinate until you lose patience…😂😂😂
Crunch was like watching a chiropractor adjustment
That crunch is CRUNCHING ❣️😋
_The thumbnail_
"That looks pretty good. Might be worth a watch."
_The crunch_
"You have my undivided attention, sir."
Even if he add some honey to it
Seasoning: all purpose seasoning, paprika, garlic powder, citrus blend, oil
I read this when he said it in the vid
U forgot salt
@@goatedatff2 lol I thought that's almost unforgettable
@@seetsamolapo5600 no
Care to elaborate? What does citrus blend means lmao, like orange and lemon?
There goes the "well well well" kids
aint no way bros saying that with a fortnite ninja pfp 💀
That's not even Fortnite 😭 @@WSH3TM
@@piratejamnjihe’s not really wrong
@@christinapowley9012it’s not Fortnite tho😂
@@Aissnawright-nq1mr Kakashi is in Fortnite😭
I appreciate how you seasoned the chicken as well as the buttermilk and the flour mixture! A lot of people skip seasoning the chicken itself. Thumbs up my man looks amazing!
That crunch is loud like when your a teenager that's trying to sneak back in the house after staying out WAY too late every step sounds like that 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣😭
That crunch got me Rizzed up 🤯🤯🥵🥵🤤🤤
Right 😂
ONG FR!
So sigma🔥🔥🔥
I moaned fr
@@thelightningflash WHAT
The crunch 🐢🔥🔥
The buttermilk mix is perfect!
That crunch made my soul leave my body
When you add additional oil to the chicken the batter doesn't stick as well. It's the same with pasta. If you put olive oil on it at any stage, it doesn't soak up the sauce because the oil has coated the outside of the pasta noodles.
The video shows that it's possible.
facts
Tried this recipe, ITS WORTH IT. Mine had a small crunch though, its so good. Sauce or without sauce, you have to try it
I followed your page because of that Crunch
The crunch was superior 🔥🔥🔥
@@Zayd0lla What “all-purpose” seasoning did you use?
@LoveAllahMost you can just use adobo
That crunch was EVERYTHING. Chicken looks amazing😋
That crunch was personal
That crunch had me ascend
That crunch! Need I say more! 🍗 🤩
That chicken looks SPECIAL 😮
The crunch was so
The crunch is everything
Looks yummy 😋
Thank you 😋
@@Zayd0llahow much do i marinate? i can last for days on end,
I am on a diet and these mf UA-cam feed showing me fried chicken 😭
That crunch made me cry
That bite gave me nostalgia.
Yesssssss! The buttermilk soak! 😋❤
I've always done that and everyone always asks how I get my chicken so juicy... I tell them it's so simple. I season my buttermilk with Tony Cachere Cajun seasoning, Franks red hot sauce, onion powder and black pepper.
How long do you fry the chicken in oil for ???
@@geobun2734 till golden brown
Damn! That crunch was immaculate
That crunch sounded like the rancor eating the gamorrean guard beneath Jabba's palace
That crunch was a chef kiss
10/10
@@Zayd0llafr
Damn bruh why you post this? I'm a fried chicken connoisseur! Damn that looks good as hell!
Yeah it does…
That looks absolutely amazing.
The crunch was crunchy
that crunch cut the roof of my mouth.😅
"well well well" 💀
bro 💀
Corny
@@jrkanaan "well well well"
@@ShotoAnimez youtube shorts comment brainrot doesn’t fail
@@jrkanaan "well well well" 🍼
I know this chicken was fire when you seasoned the butter milk 😮
Literally salivating throughout this whole vid
Dont say it...
Dont say it...
Dont say it...
WELL WELL WELL
That fuckin juice after tha bite man good lord almighty 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Don’t use the Lord’s name in vain
that crunch was everything 💯
That crunch! I hope mine is as good. I definitely stopped scrolling and have subscribed too❤
Directors would pay millions for that sound as a bone breaking sound
you aint right. now i'm hungry for some fried chicken 😋 gotta try your recipe 😉😜
Well well well
You earned a new sub cause i tried it was so crispy that also my neighbours could hear that
that crunch was like DAYUM
That fucking crunch bro!!!! 👍👍👍
It was spectacular wasn’t it 🤤
@@Zayd0lla it instantly made me hungry for fried chicken!
@@Zayd0lla
Yes, indeed.
Language. But I agree
@@josephdennis-h8c 🤣😉😍
Looks delicious 🤤
That crunch sound delicious 😋🤤 got my mouth watering yes honey or alger syrup n hot 🧈 biscuits like how myomma n auty Georgia you to cook n mac n cheese yes them good sunday morning breakfast or late friday meals .you showed out n made me cook this n brought me mom memories back Happy New Year njoy
Well well well 💀💀💀
Looks amazing ❤
I had an eargasm
Sorry, I meant the crunch was so good
Same
Same seasonings times 3 equals TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS!!! I gotta start seasoning my flour 😂
That crunch caught me off guard
That crunch sound though.....
Ion even like fried chicken but dang that crunch touched my heart! 🥲 keep doing what you doing bro, I might have to surprise my family one of these days!Thank you!
I don't know a black person that don't eat fried chicken.
@@lawrencedaniels555Her & one of my cousins are the ONLY 2 people on the planet that don’t like fried chicken!😂💕👌🏾
@pinkgypsytees got to be cuz I can eat fried chicken wings forever as long as they're seasoned right.
I'm sure you are a lovely person....however...not liking chicken in SOME form or fashion is a RED flag for me.😂
Ma'am you can not be trusted.😂
You can redeem yourself if you atleast like cheese.
If you don't like either...I am calling crime watchers.
@@lawrencedaniels555 FR! 😂💕👌🏾
Well well well...
Don't act like you don't like chicken either.
@@LeonKumotsukibro does not understand
@@TSBpat ????
@@LeonKumotsuki well well well they say that cuz hes black and people think black people love fried chicken so they say well well well
Corny
That crunch was heard around the world 🌎
You got me at the crunch🤪
It sounds like he knows what he is doing.😊
Come my way
he does know what hes doing
Yummy 😋🤤
That crunch almost sent me to Walmart
That crunch made my stomach clinch and my mouth water 😮 I didn't know i was hungry until then.....
😂😂😂
this may be the best fried chicken ever,,,,
My thoughts exactly...
well well well
YOUR BANNED
lol
i was looking for a comment like this and not seeing one i was starting to wonder if maybe im the problem
@@joshuabrand7027 nope the other commenters are boring.
The usual suspects. They are NOT beating the allegations
Seriously jaw smacking crunch!!! Looks delish!!! Beautiful rich, golden brown!!!
Such a satisfying sound!!!
That looks scrumptious ❤
Well we’ll well 😂😂😂😂
Your crunch into the chicken spoke volumes of Deliciousness!!! 🏆🏆🏆
Thank you 😋
I love the energy of this video 🤤🤤🤤
"Gloves were invented in 1889
" People in 1888:
???
Yeah, I was definitely concerned about nor wearing gloves especially since he's wearing his wedding band which is cross-contamination.
@@WilbertCartersome people are to slow to understand germs and how they work
He even had a ring on
Water was invented before time and soap around 2000BC
Delicious ❤❤❤
Bro, That crispy chicken has so much flavor on it🤤
That crunch 😩😩😩😩😩
Omg 🤤🤤🤤 I’m frying me up a batch tomorrow!
A batch??? Save 2 wings & a leg for me!!
😂💕👌🏾
the crunch gave me goosebumps
That crunch don't make no sense you know that chicken is good 💯💯💯
Who else smiled when u heard that crunch 😊