The editorial Is about she deciding to seduce an older, well educated rich guy as a life plan. She basically thinks that woman not taking advantage of their youth to "move forward" in life Is a waste and that girls are miserable for it. She basically studied nothing and spent her life making him happy, bit She thinks it worth it because she goes abroad every holiday AND such.
She decided to marry a rich guy and make him happy as a "life plan". She thinks woman are more miserable for being told to study and work to earn a living instead of marrying and being trophy-wives while they're young and attractive.
I was gonna comment how a DHMIS FAN FICTION describes the Duck almost perfectly to that description. Look up “Dhmis Duck” and tell me you would describe that senile old man like that-
isn't it from the Cut article about that woman bragging about getting an older husband?? it's not even a character, she's literally describing her own thought process at 20 years old lmao
Sometimes the way a woman in a piece of media describes another woman is so wild it makes me think that the character is just full on attracted to her. Like that meme about Dolly Parton’s “Jolene". Things we know about Jolene: Her beauty is beyond compare. She has flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Her smile is like a breath of spring, and her voice is soft like summer rain. Things we know about the Man: Sleep talker
@@Emperor-Quill He talks about you in his sleep, and there's nothing I can do to keep my smile down as I see your face, Jolene You could have your choice of men, but I'll say time and time again that you're the only one for me, Jolene Your voice is soft, your smile is bright, your face brushed by the morning light, I'd do whatever it takes for my Jolene
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i've seen a not insignificant amount of works on ao3 that call butt cheeks "globes" and honestly i think that might almost be worse than "orbs" for eyes.
Time for women for write women badly, YEAHHHH, EQUALITY. Sometimes I want to describe all my male characters like r/menwritingwomen and always describe their chest first.
"He was broad of chest, as a sheet-metal plate strung across a bungalow - and provided similar warmth on a winter's night. His arms were like sausages, strung together in links, bulging in the middle and tapering at the joints. His eyes were like mirror-pools, I could see myself reflected in them as pure water - yet they lacked a certain purity. His lips were cracked, like a frozen lake beneath Autumn, and I thought about how dry they must be, and how I aught to moisten them. His hair was like cascading ink, as though spilled from the inkwell of some unlucky writer - all the meaning that may have been on paper dripping down his head. He was unlike so many men, whose flabby forms reflect a life spent on indolence. The edifice of his body was as angular and rough as crudely-chipped stone, yet as milk-white and clean as marble. A testament to a life lived as roughly as his flesh. A testament to what a man aught to be."
Not the "would you still love me if I was a worm?" No, now its "would you still love me IF MY LIPS were a W O R M." I wanna see someone ask their partner that XD
I like to imagine the girls written by men, Pixar moms, and anime women go out partying together to vent about how sexualized and how much their back must be hurting from frontal pain.
Seeing “peaches by firelight” and your reference being actual fire overlayed over a picture of a peach is what makes you one of my favourite UA-camrs over the years 😂
Bro I have never frowned so fast until I heard the word "twelve year old girl" in this context discomfort hit me so hard I stopped what I was doing to look at the screen and was mortified
@@axolotlinabucket1287 So, you're saying all women have no eggs, IE fertility? I guess you think to be a woman means being 50+ years old, then. And if you try to say I'm taking you out of context, wrong. I'm using the exact same context you're using.
what im noticing lately is that its really hard to tell the difference between "raging closeted lesbian" vs. "so brainwashed by the patriarchy they're incapable of viewing other women/ themselves as more than sexual objects"
to be fair to the thigh sized waist description- when i was 12 years old and underweight due to chronic illness, my waist was around the size of my fathers thigh, though he was overweight and had some muscle. but imagining it is definitely really strange
i think that's an exception and not the norm though. we're talking about an average man's thigh, and there is no indication that the child is underweight
@@tallemajas it couldve been an attempt to portray the child as sickly if done correctly, but yeah every other way they describe her is rather healthy which is unfortunate
You must have been small. My body hasn't changed much in the last 10 years since I was 12, but tbf I was 5'1" and 155lbs. I looked like an 18yo babysitter next to my friends. Puberty hit me like a truck(I started puberty between 8-10). And it is still funny looking at school photos of me because I have not changed. At all. That is just me. Indisputably me.
Fun drinking game!!: Take a shot every time a male author talks about their female characters' chests. (Don't actually do it, guys, you may die of alcohol poisoning)
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Ever thought of doing The Eye of Argon? The love interest has "stringy orchid twines of hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose" - The Eye of Argon is an infamous fantasy novella written by a 16 year old in the 70's and he got a lot of use out of his thesaurus. The prose is so purple as to be basically unreadable and the same character dies in the 2nd chapter and near the end because the writer forgot about him. It's great.
I did not expect to hear the phrase "Broodqueen vibes" from this channel lmao christ, that in addition to the milf-hunter and lolita gags This is a level of raw and raunchy I was not expecting to hear from here but it's _vastly entertaining_ so I'm here for it.
Lavendertowne's art has improved so much since I started watching her. It's insane to think one of my favourite artists is improving with me. So proud of you!
Hey, could you also make a video about what if weather types were cute girls? Like raining, snowing, sunny, cloudy, thunder etc. I would love to see how you would make those elements stand out for them
I clicked on the notification for this video right when I got it! I'm so glad you're doing women authors in this episode because omg some of them are just as bad, if not worse 😂😭 EDIT: I'M ON THE FIRST ONE AND WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT DESCRIPTION 😭😭😭
"He looks really... really... really fascinating." Quite diplomatic, there! Also, "quite a juicy thigh" killed me dead. I rise from the dead to say that I actually really like the gong voice as a description. It makes me imagine a voice that is soft, and deep, and very even. She's speaking really calmly and her voice makes you want to listen. If it were in a less weird general description, it'd sound very dignified and mellow.
Regarding "scrubbed" - I always saw that as a description for someone super clean, the reddened cheeks you mentioned, no product in the hair, no make-up, clothes that are neat and clean, but not fashionable or over the top. Like a housekeeper or nurse in sensible clothing type vibe. Also, I love this series so, so much. Descriptions be WILD.
I know there's like a hundred different styles of writing but I've only read One book series (over and over) and subconsciously thought that's what all books sound like This series of your has certainly been opening my eyes, certainly
I think when they say "scrubbed", they mean the character was wearing doctor or nurse scrubs; like when someone is " scrubbed in" for surgery or something
How about when writing a female, you, you know, make her an actual person? I mean writing about men is common, why can we use the same ideas for a woman? These female writers sure understand this… right? 😂😂😂
I was gonna suggest Victor Hugo's description of characters in Les Misérables, but then I realized that his descriptions aren't exactly r/menwritingwomen worthy, they're just kind of out there sometimes ( i.e, Marius being described as having "passionate nostrils" )
Honestly that's a great descriptor. It makes me picture someone that huffs and puffs like a bull with their nostrils flared. With no other clues besides the name, I picture a bulldozer of a man with a big black mustache and a fiery, heroic spirit- who, if not broad-shouldered, carried himself as if he were
"I assume she wants to talk to me about lolita but well see-" dead. but also "bird queen vibes" is just- lmao (on reading other comments, I don't think she said bird queen, but I think it's funny so I will chose to hear it that way)
The "peaches by fire-light" bit really makes me think of, like, really washed-out, peachy pale skin, but I love that you took it a different direction.
Its funny that even some also fail at writing women, just like some men fail writing women. This also makes me scared about the opposite, men writing men. But anyway, I love this series, its absolutely hilarious how both men and women sometimes fail at writing each other, and even themselves
I actually really liked the description of the last character's hair and her clothes. they felt super evocative! i'll give the author the benefit of the doubt and choose to assume that their writing style got away from them and ended up making the description of this kid creepier than they meant it to be. the description of her waist could have been a somewhat awkward way of saying she's underweight/small for her size, since the excerpt seems to imply that her and her uncle are refugees of some sort
I wish to never hear the words "globular breasts" ever again in any context whatsoever
GOBULAR BREASTS
What if they are made of gloop.
@@anopinion1349 RAAGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@@sharcraz211 that's a gloopular breast then
@@ani_4797 augustus gloopular?
“The twelve year old girl…”
No… NO.
OH GOD
Keep away from the child!!!
Keep the children out of this.
Incorrect buzzer noise
*DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!!!*
“disrespectful to the milf hunters” god i love this series lmao
Have I been mentioned
Kakyoin wants to know her location
@@chimera9818lmao
You rang
What does “milf” actually stand for?
Just so you all know: the first one isn't fiction. A person wrote this as an actual editorial. She really thinks this, and it gets WORSE.
Oh god lol
w h a t
How could it get worse?!? I'm scared, but I need to know.
The editorial Is about she deciding to seduce an older, well educated rich guy as a life plan. She basically thinks that woman not taking advantage of their youth to "move forward" in life Is a waste and that girls are miserable for it.
She basically studied nothing and spent her life making him happy, bit She thinks it worth it because she goes abroad every holiday AND such.
She decided to marry a rich guy and make him happy as a "life plan". She thinks woman are more miserable for being told to study and work to earn a living instead of marrying and being trophy-wives while they're young and attractive.
It's so crazy how even female authors struggle with writing female characters, like that whole "have all my eggs" description was 🤢🤢
Like what was she thinking when she was writing that 💀
@@HirtlyI feel like it was one of those things you write at 3:00AM thinking it's good
I was gonna comment how a DHMIS FAN FICTION describes the Duck almost perfectly to that description. Look up “Dhmis Duck” and tell me you would describe that senile old man like that-
isn't it from the Cut article about that woman bragging about getting an older husband?? it's not even a character, she's literally describing her own thought process at 20 years old lmao
@@Asparagutz LMAO (I USED TO BE A HUGE DHMIS FAN IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I LAUGHED HARD AT THIS)
"I assume she wants to talk to me about Lolita" is WILD 💀💀
I thought that’s what the original creator was obviously implying when she talked about writing about Nabokov
Wild but true
Somehow I didn't make the obvious connection, can't believe someone would read it and go 'Literally Me'.
Sometimes the way a woman in a piece of media describes another woman is so wild it makes me think that the character is just full on attracted to her. Like that meme about Dolly Parton’s “Jolene".
Things we know about Jolene: Her beauty is beyond compare. She has flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Her smile is like a breath of spring, and her voice is soft like summer rain.
Things we know about the Man: Sleep talker
"I'm begging of you, please don't take my man...take me instead"
I can get past the description of her physical body being a bit poetic, but the voice and breath is telling
@@Emperor-Quill He talks about you in his sleep, and there's nothing I can do to keep my smile down as I see your face, Jolene
You could have your choice of men, but I'll say time and time again that you're the only one for me, Jolene
Your voice is soft, your smile is bright, your face brushed by the morning light, I'd do whatever it takes for my Jolene
The song isn't called "The Man"...for a reason...
i feel like i keep seeing you, person with the lobotomy corporation profile picture
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This is pure poetry
I love the regret/ backtracking
that poor little girl has the worst case of liver damage ever 💀
I may have laughed way too hard at this
I'm literally computing this is so funny
"How to forget an image" I believe a brick or other heavy solid object would work wonders.
"a how-to-draw book written by someone extremely lonely" im crying
“globular” is… definitely a word to use
it just does not conjure up a nice image at all
Makes me think of *big* slime/jello
i've seen a not insignificant amount of works on ao3 that call butt cheeks "globes" and honestly i think that might almost be worse than "orbs" for eyes.
Yes globular is horrible but I will now be referring to milk as Virtuous Nourishment because that's hilarious also I'm lactose intolerant...
Honestly, if I was trying to describe a very busty woman in a veey nonsexualized way, I could see myself using it...
Time for women for write women badly, YEAHHHH, EQUALITY.
Sometimes I want to describe all my male characters like r/menwritingwomen and always describe their chest first.
His chest was flat, without any breast, cause he’s a dude
"his chest was flat as a fresh plank of cedar wood" 😍
"He was broad of chest, as a sheet-metal plate strung across a bungalow - and provided similar warmth on a winter's night. His arms were like sausages, strung together in links, bulging in the middle and tapering at the joints. His eyes were like mirror-pools, I could see myself reflected in them as pure water - yet they lacked a certain purity. His lips were cracked, like a frozen lake beneath Autumn, and I thought about how dry they must be, and how I aught to moisten them. His hair was like cascading ink, as though spilled from the inkwell of some unlucky writer - all the meaning that may have been on paper dripping down his head. He was unlike so many men, whose flabby forms reflect a life spent on indolence. The edifice of his body was as angular and rough as crudely-chipped stone, yet as milk-white and clean as marble. A testament to a life lived as roughly as his flesh. A testament to what a man aught to be."
nah, you gotta describe the heft of their absolutely badonkaliciously huge balls
@@discordlexia2429beautiful. Absolutely beautiful
9:38 “babe, would you still love me if my lips were a worm?"
Not the "would you still love me if I was a worm?" No, now its "would you still love me IF MY LIPS were a W O R M." I wanna see someone ask their partner that XD
I'm sorry, the never ending petal mouth struggle was hilarious
The gradually increasing level of visible frustration and confusion had me just about rolling
They describe the characters like stylized cartoons, i.e. Pixar Moms
You mean the 3 of them?
@@steamboatwill3.367yeah more or less and sadly including the underaged one
@@chimera9818 ) underaged o.0
in the video?
Which is wrong by no means pixar moms is crazy
Pixar movies might be their only experience seeing women tbh lol
AAAAAH THE DUDE’S LIPS 😭😭😭 I CAN’T
When she put down those colours I was immediately thinking of the Hello Neighbor game 😭
@@abiliv-lf9tzLOL
Honestly, I ship him with eel lips girl-
@@UrLocalWCResident yes I can totally see it!!
He looks like he's drawn in the Oingo Boingo brother's art style from JJBA
How is it that not even women can write women 😭
May culture standards?
probably influenced by misogyny in the same vein as the men.
I write mine to be more like people. Or an OC self-insert.
Internalised misogyny
@@CherryCherub97 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i lost it when you added the fire over the peaches for the skin tone that’s so ridiculous 😭😭😭
The way I cackled when she did that 😂
I like to imagine the girls written by men, Pixar moms, and anime women go out partying together to vent about how sexualized and how much their back must be hurting from frontal pain.
I think we need a “women writing men” version of this
She left a comment on the last video of this series where you can recommend excerpts for her to draw
YES PLEASE!!!
Props to Koyoharu Gotuge for beinga woman and writing amazing men
Women usually write men better since there's a clear cultural precedent to follow
@@undeniablySomeGuyTrue
But sometimes they write men like men write women, and it's really fucking funny when that happens
Without the creepy context, your drawing of the last girl is really cute.
Completely agree. Without context, she is actually very adorable.
Seeing “peaches by firelight” and your reference being actual fire overlayed over a picture of a peach is what makes you one of my favourite UA-camrs over the years 😂
"We're totally ignoring all the milf hunters out there, it's disrespectful to them" Thanks, I spat out my drink XD
6:38 “I gave her some little Viking wings on her head to give off that Nordic vibe”
*Inhales* HERMESS???
SAME
but he wore shoes with wings, right?
@@CARACALLERXIII yea, but in some depictions he also can either have wings on his hat or head
Hermes be lookin real different these days
hOhOHOhoHo WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWERRRR
"he just looks, really- really.... fascinating" girl bye💀
Bro I have never frowned so fast until I heard the word "twelve year old girl" in this context discomfort hit me so hard I stopped what I was doing to look at the screen and was mortified
i side eyed the screen
I literally paused the video to take a breath and mentally prepare myself for what was coming, luckily it wasn't as bad as I expected but still
4:11 guessed she dropped a Lolita reference too early
So… a “woman” who has all of her eggs would be a child…
She has MOST of her eggs
@@pigcatapult a slightly older kid
@@axolotlinabucket1287 So, you're saying all women have no eggs, IE fertility? I guess you think to be a woman means being 50+ years old, then. And if you try to say I'm taking you out of context, wrong. I'm using the exact same context you're using.
what im noticing lately is that its really hard to tell the difference between "raging closeted lesbian" vs. "so brainwashed by the patriarchy they're incapable of viewing other women/ themselves as more than sexual objects"
people might attack you because of this comment :( stay safe pls
How??? 8:19 @@innnn663
@@innnn663 You're giving "people" too much credit
....oh no that's tragic. God I hate sexism
The guy looks like he's having an allergic reaction. You can't change my mind.
The second one sounds like the POV character is just super gay for this big boobed lady and it's very funny to me
Oh 100%, there isn't a chance that writer doesn't have something LGBT+ happening inside that head of hers
Yeah kinda like the character that talk in the song Jolene almost
Beyond the boobs over described that’s sounds the best one of them all
That's what I was thinking! Lol
to be fair to the thigh sized waist description- when i was 12 years old and underweight due to chronic illness, my waist was around the size of my fathers thigh, though he was overweight and had some muscle. but imagining it is definitely really strange
Especially writing it, that's so weird to talk about a child's waist.. 😭😭
i think that's an exception and not the norm though. we're talking about an average man's thigh, and there is no indication that the child is underweight
@@tallemajas it couldve been an attempt to portray the child as sickly if done correctly, but yeah every other way they describe her is rather healthy which is unfortunate
yeah, it's unfortunate that the author most definitely didn't have that in mind when writing it and intended it to be healthy
You must have been small. My body hasn't changed much in the last 10 years since I was 12, but tbf I was 5'1" and 155lbs. I looked like an 18yo babysitter next to my friends. Puberty hit me like a truck(I started puberty between 8-10). And it is still funny looking at school photos of me because I have not changed. At all. That is just me. Indisputably me.
Don't you love it when your favourite creater happens to post when you're looking for a dinner video thank you lavendertowne for posting this
Fun drinking game!!: Take a shot every time a male author talks about their female characters' chests.
(Don't actually do it, guys, you may die of alcohol poisoning)
There is no way lavendertown will see this but pleeeease continue this series
will do ! :)))
You do not speak for us
There, in fact, is a way LavenderTowne will see this
@@LavenderTowne OMG I love channel thanks for commenting
@@AlphaCastAintIt oh
16:14 Maybe when these Writer's say "peach" they mean the slightly pink flesh of a white peach rather than a yellow peach
I'm loving how this is now one of lav's staple series now lmao. Can't wait for episode 7
edit: oops meant 6
Where is episode 5
@@jessicaskrishin4350you mean six? This is five
@@aroshootingarrows That was quick, the title said six when I commented that, but it finally changed to 5
@@jessicaskrishin4350 ah, sorry
YEAH! lets go! These are my favorite!
oh hey! :D you're so early!
@@LavenderTowne UA-cam did a good job at recommending this video. The combination of character creation and strange writing makes my brain tingle.
HOW DOD YOU COMMENT 19h BEFORE THE VIDEO?!🙀🙀
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Uh how’d you comment 19h before this was released
The first one with the eggs made me think of the Mandalorian, where Grogu kept eating those eggs.
I just watched that episode! I felt so bad for the frog mama lol
Ever thought of doing The Eye of Argon? The love interest has "stringy orchid twines of hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose" - The Eye of Argon is an infamous fantasy novella written by a 16 year old in the 70's and he got a lot of use out of his thesaurus. The prose is so purple as to be basically unreadable and the same character dies in the 2nd chapter and near the end because the writer forgot about him. It's great.
I did not expect to hear the phrase "Broodqueen vibes" from this channel lmao
christ, that in addition to the milf-hunter and lolita gags
This is a level of raw and raunchy I was not expecting to hear from here but it's _vastly entertaining_ so I'm here for it.
Lavendertowne's art has improved so much since I started watching her. It's insane to think one of my favourite artists is improving with me. So proud of you!
3:20 help she looks like Monika from DDLC😭😭
Omg yes
0:12 I love the mini you that you drew, it looks so fun! 🩷🖤
i love how out-of-pocket the commentary in this series is compared to your other videos. gives me a good laugh every time
Hey, could you also make a video about what if weather types were cute girls? Like raining, snowing, sunny, cloudy, thunder etc. I would love to see how you would make those elements stand out for them
That would be so cool!
I love this series so much damnit
Waiting for a women writing men
@@Joeydooodles there's one in this video
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN SHE SAID "12 year old girl"😭🙏
The worm-lip dude would be a perfect match for hot eel-lip lady from your previous video! 😂
lol
I clicked on the notification for this video right when I got it!
I'm so glad you're doing women authors in this episode because omg some of them are just as bad, if not worse 😂😭
EDIT: I'M ON THE FIRST ONE AND WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT DESCRIPTION 😭😭😭
"He looks really... really... really fascinating." Quite diplomatic, there! Also, "quite a juicy thigh" killed me dead.
I rise from the dead to say that I actually really like the gong voice as a description. It makes me imagine a voice that is soft, and deep, and very even. She's speaking really calmly and her voice makes you want to listen. If it were in a less weird general description, it'd sound very dignified and mellow.
that 2nd one is the most longwinded way to say "mommy milkers" ive ever heard
For those who saw my comment in previous video of this type "Man writting women" the Angel girl is now one of the most powerful beings in my story
(I didn't see the number 6 caps? Wow, my first comment was in the first video)
Love that for her lol
🃏 Happy National Tell a Joke Day! (16/08/24) 🃏
I asked my pen why it never moves... 🖊
It wrote "sorry, I'm stationary"🧍♂️
I was just thinking yesterday that I could use some LavenderTowne content.
Regarding "scrubbed" - I always saw that as a description for someone super clean, the reddened cheeks you mentioned, no product in the hair, no make-up, clothes that are neat and clean, but not fashionable or over the top. Like a housekeeper or nurse in sensible clothing type vibe.
Also, I love this series so, so much. Descriptions be WILD.
God I love these episodes, it really brings out just how atrocious these descriptions are 😭
11:46 my jaw dropped so low
Fr. I thought that’s what I read and then she said it and I was like “🤨😦😕”
This is always so funny! I'm so happy to watch more!
I know there's like a hundred different styles of writing but I've only read One book series (over and over) and subconsciously thought that's what all books sound like
This series of your has certainly been opening my eyes, certainly
i recommend reading some more books :) there are a lot of great books out there
@@tallemajas The series I've been reading in question is Wings Of Fire, any suggestions based off that? (sorry, im a book noobie)
Lol I love when she pulls up actual images like the man’s thigh and the peaches on fire XD
It just adds to the absurdity
I love this series so much!especially the witty way you talk about the pieces of writing!
I was super excited to see another part of this series and im suuuuper early holy crap
Omg wait your oc is different! +I love these kind of videos
I think when they say "scrubbed", they mean the character was wearing doctor or nurse scrubs; like when someone is " scrubbed in" for surgery or something
How about when writing a female, you, you know, make her an actual person? I mean writing about men is common, why can we use the same ideas for a woman? These female writers sure understand this… right? 😂😂😂
How does the Bible write a woman?
I really love how the last one turned out, I must consider trees more when doing hair
11:36 I..what….12....?….🫢🤦♀️
babes wake up lavendertowne posted 💗
I assumed that when she said she "had most of her eggs" that she hadnt hit menopause, but I'm afraid your interpretation was correct...
6:13 Maybe scrubbed, as in she's wearing scrubs? Like she's a doctor or nurse?
I was gonna suggest Victor Hugo's description of characters in Les Misérables, but then I realized that his descriptions aren't exactly r/menwritingwomen worthy, they're just kind of out there sometimes ( i.e, Marius being described as having "passionate nostrils" )
Honestly that's a great descriptor. It makes me picture someone that huffs and puffs like a bull with their nostrils flared. With no other clues besides the name, I picture a bulldozer of a man with a big black mustache and a fiery, heroic spirit- who, if not broad-shouldered, carried himself as if he were
@@tahutoa Thing is, the character's actually kind of a twink and a massive dork who mostly has no idea what he's doing.
10:10 erm actually 🤓☝ anneloid means resembling a ring or annulus. you missed an o.
"I assume she wants to talk to me about lolita but well see-" dead.
but also "bird queen vibes" is just- lmao (on reading other comments, I don't think she said bird queen, but I think it's funny so I will chose to hear it that way)
ooo yeah a new episode of this series Im so happy :)
I need a video series of lavender town reading a book, id fall asleep instantly
Her series of illustrating and reading creepypasta is sort of like that. But a whole book would be awesome too! x3
One of the best series of yours! They are always so silly, lmao
Not the worm lips-- 😰
The "peaches by fire-light" bit really makes me think of, like, really washed-out, peachy pale skin, but I love that you took it a different direction.
Lavendertowne not mentioning the peaches she set on fire to color pick the skin tone 😂😂
"Virtuous Nordic gong voice woman" is the best description of a character I've ever heard
Its funny that even some also fail at writing women, just like some men fail writing women. This also makes me scared about the opposite, men writing men. But anyway, I love this series, its absolutely hilarious how both men and women sometimes fail at writing each other, and even themselves
I love how you got the color for the skin, putting opacity on the fire and putting it over the peaches XD
I’ve started an 18+ fanfic after finding a cool prompt, and I gotta say, these videos have helped me *not* describe the characters creepily.
love these videos
These new sprites go harddd 🔥
it is SHOCKING how optimistic you are about these authors, honestly i think the whole context of most of these books would be worse
These are the BEST Lavendertowne vids their just so chaotic😂
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Please never stop this series/pos
I actually really liked the description of the last character's hair and her clothes. they felt super evocative! i'll give the author the benefit of the doubt and choose to assume that their writing style got away from them and ended up making the description of this kid creepier than they meant it to be. the description of her waist could have been a somewhat awkward way of saying she's underweight/small for her size, since the excerpt seems to imply that her and her uncle are refugees of some sort
Perfect timing! I love listening to these while I'm doing homework.❤
The only thing I can learn from this series is this: No one knows how to describe a human in an actually flattering way.
I started actually choking when i heard "globular breasts" oh my god
I want all of these characters to meet one day and realize how screwed up they are.
Id love to see a video of descriptions you really liked that were unique and quality!!
YAY YOUVE POSTEDD
I love this series sm it's rlly funny :3
Please draw Walter and Eel Teacup girl together. I want a whole graphic novel about their rom-com relationship.
That description of a 12 year old made me so uncomfortable. THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR WRITING THAT.
Having your eggs is the most "pick me" line I've ever seen.
I GOT YOUR BOOK AND IM READING IT RIGHT NOW OMG I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE ❤