I hope you have a better idea of what makes a good ranchu and what makes a bad ranchu. Don't forget to check out what I have available on lukesgoldies.com
I have no idea why I find these so much fun to watch! 😂 at one point you picked on up and for some reason I went “aww it’s so cute!” At the EXACT time you went “it’s TRASH!!” Was particularly funny to me because I wasn’t sure why that one in particular made me think it was so cute! Lol
Got my uglies today, all safe and sound! Realized one of them is in this video. Glad to know I have a UA-cam famous goldfish that is called “trash”. Thanks Luke 😂
Speaking from someone who works in operations - I'd suggest you get 3 nets (I think you sort of did something like this in the fast forwarded section but I only saw 2 and couldn't tell what you were actually doing there). Use the middle net to catch and hold the fish to be graded, and left for the bad fish and right one for the good ones (or vice versa). That way you don't have to walk and deposit each fish into its respective tub. That'll shave 2-3 seconds off each fish you grade, and over a longer period of grading that'll save you a lot of time. You can deposit the net's worth of fish once it fills up with an amount that you deep too much, or if the nets are the same size - when you finish grading.
My son is a huge fan! We’d come to your event at your church but we live in Texas! Day 8 of asking for a shout out for my son, Charlie. He is a big fan!
Respect for you dropping everything and going to church! There is nothing more important than The Lord! May Yah shines his face upon you always brother!
My new favorite insult to use will be "YOU are worth $5"
I have no idea why I find these so much fun to watch! 😂 at one point you picked on up and for some reason I went “aww it’s so cute!” At the EXACT time you went “it’s TRASH!!” Was particularly funny to me because I wasn’t sure why that one in particular made me think it was so cute! Lol
Clearly, that fish is yours now 😂
can’t believe you’d do something like this to the fish, apologies with tears right now
okay okay
@@lukesgoldiesyou need a ukulele too!😤😤😤😤
toxic gospep train@@Humus_Official
Yes 👍
@@shawstoun better ☺️
Got my uglies today, all safe and sound! Realized one of them is in this video. Glad to know I have a UA-cam famous goldfish that is called “trash”. Thanks Luke 😂
Looooo glad you like them!!
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@@jakesaquaticworld2669 8:35 is when he starts calling me trash a lot I think
So how is Trash doing?
@@jakesaquaticworld26698:36
"you know, when the back goes swoop tink"
Very professional and scientific analysis! 🤣✌️
Exactly
Speaking from someone who works in operations - I'd suggest you get 3 nets (I think you sort of did something like this in the fast forwarded section but I only saw 2 and couldn't tell what you were actually doing there). Use the middle net to catch and hold the fish to be graded, and left for the bad fish and right one for the good ones (or vice versa). That way you don't have to walk and deposit each fish into its respective tub. That'll shave 2-3 seconds off each fish you grade, and over a longer period of grading that'll save you a lot of time. You can deposit the net's worth of fish once it fills up with an amount that you deep too much, or if the nets are the same size - when you finish grading.
8:35 when i saw this one i went like "awww", meanwhile luke says "it's trash" 😭😭😭
Ikr he was pretty
@@jyvaineorchids2255HE WAS CUTE AND AND AND
"I'm back from church, let's get back to body shaming my goldfish".
FISH IN THE UGLY TANK: Did we just get judged and body shamed by a man who is 22 but looks like he is 40?! The AUDACITY 😂😂😂
But here's the thing: Luke looks like gigachad when he has a beard
**silence**
Luke: „Oh you’re ugly.“
Fish: 👁️👄👁️
💧 💧
I’ll take ALL the “ugly” ones please! 😍 I personally think they’re adorable 🥰
Looks like you can get yours for $5 haha
They're all the same in the eyes of God. You are God
@@josk8936or $50 shipped
@@josk8936plus $50 shipping😭
Imagining bullying baby goldfish all day at work.
I haven't been to church since I was a little girl...hearing you talk about running late for church has inspired me to start attending church again.
What is your biggest fear? Being judged by Luke.
😂
Luke when he bought those goldfish: cute goldfish
Luke now: ugly.
Ikr
luke: this fish is trash
luke to the next fish that looks exactly the same: i like him!
Some of these “ugly ones” are so cute! I would be willing to have them as a pet. For 5 bucks, its a keeper.
No one’s talking about that fish tail that was floating around once he was done with pinky
I love how you're judging your fish and then go to church. You should ask for forgiveness for all the emotional damage you did to those poor fish 😂
If there's a God, there's no forgiveness for such sins
@@ConchadoKing I was joking. Body-shaming fish is clearly not a crime.
😂
@@ConchadoKing average Christian incapable of knowing what a joke is😭
@@ConchadoKingbro what r u chattin abt
I hope youre going to show us the breed standard so we can see what "Beautiful" actually looks like
Ya
0:43 he's talked about it in other videos what he looks for.
His adult breeders have the traits he’s trying to replicate
idk it took me like 3 seconds of googling to find the breed standard
those poor ugly ducklings getting banished to safe and loving homes 😠
i bought his entire stock to give out on halloween @@blahaj3730
@@leafystreet can I get a free fish... SWFL btw
@@leafystreet Make sure to traumatize little jimmy for me👌
Every one of these is like me looking at myself in the mirror while drunk
Also had a good time trying to guess whether you'd give them the gladiator thumbs up or down
“I like ya curvature, G” *smacks fish into the pretty pond*
Maybe I just have terrible vision but they all look the same amount of cute to me.
From the makers of Ugly Survivor, we bring you....Ugly Survivor 2.
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There should be a series where we send you pics/videos of our fish to body shame them. 😆
Luke puts all the calicos in “pretty tank” 😂❤
Yeah! And he never likes the olives 😔
Another apt description of this video is "10 minutes of goldfish eugenics."
"737th video of me requesting luke to name a chunky goldie Mr.Blaze" It must be the most fiery goldfish🔥🔥
Luke should do this!!
8:37 "You're a trash" hits hard
I honestly can't wait to see how they look when they grow up
Not sure why but I loved watching you body shame these fish
Well ive got a swoop dink back and tail with a round belly..does that make me beautiful? 😂
Give us some more of those ugly survivors 😭
knowing very little about goldfish breeding this is the most hilarious video ever
T H E H A N D O F J U D G M E N T
As an Autistic with a special interest in animal breeds/breed standards this is very fascinating to me.
This was fun to watch and see all of them up close
"alright who else is ready for some judgement?" 😂😂 Me, I'm ready! I'm ready to watch all the goldfish be judged
Fish: I’m beautiful in any way
Luke: no
“Ya know what”
“You just made the cut”
“Not the best back”
I LOVE how the first video youtube ever gave to me from you is fish body shaming, this was a hilarious end to my night. +sub from me
Luke: your just worth 5 dollars
The fish: EMOCIONAL DAMAGE/
I love these videos may order from you soon I love your fish. And the quality control you do.
I just got my little guy he’s adorable and doing great very active right now
The Simon Cowell of the goldfish world. 😂
Never felt so bad for fish in my life
I'm breeding ranchus, and this is one of the hardest parts of ranchu fry, separating the potential and not,. Good luck with grooming them up
Yo he’s selling $5 protein bars 😮
😨
They don’t understand so it’s okay.
"What is your biggest fear...?" We all know the goldfish´s answers to that!!!!😆
Me being over protective about the ugly ones. 😂
No precious babies I love you!
1:31 oh my god he’s the cutest!! i’m in love with his green, i wish i could have him
They don't stay like that, the scale color is gonna change eventually to another color and pattern when they age a bit more.
10:12 Smooooth brain. He’s got a smooooth brain 😂😂
MORE PLEASEEEE
This was pure comedy😂😭
How dare you call the fishies trash. They are not trash! ❤❤❤
These are Nemo's distant cousins after all.
Can they grow out of their ugliness? If you kept one you didn't like, would it's back get more round and maybe the tail get better?
“Swoop tink!”
Did I just make and apple purchase?
when are the uglies going up for sale? would like to purchase at least 2!
The ugliest will be loved and cherished by soooo many. ❤😊
1:59 I'm a bit concerned about that floating TAIL at the top left side? 👀👀👀 (or maybe it's not a tail? 😮)
(Pls do more of these it's so fun to watch)
I was wondering about that too
That’s a moth loooool
@lukesgoldies POOR MOTH OH NO 😂😂😂 Are moths safe to eat for fish though? I'm not sure :0
Day 374 of asking Luke to name a goldfish Stuart
“You are cute, but you are ugly” - me to my pet Turkey everyday
You only have to wait till Christmas. Be strong
@@meyer6891 I will never eat my dog-bird, she thinks she’s a dog…
@@meyer6891 also she’s very small and skinny, not much meat.
@@pearlleeooo9955 Dogs are edible, taste like a worse pork.
@@meyer6891 doesn’t mean I’d ever eat one. By that logic we should all just eat each other.
I like that green one you put in the ugly tank.
I’m planning on buying 2 gold fish and I currently have a 36 gallon bow front can I keep Ranchus in there
I’ve heard that before, “ I’m not a fan of that back” lol doing squats as we speak, can gold fish squat? 🤔
"Very ugly fish, worth 5 dollar!"
This means you also worth 5 dollars too 🤔
Why i imagined you yeeting the fish inti the ugly tank
My son is a huge fan! We’d come to your event at your church but we live in Texas! Day 8 of asking for a shout out for my son, Charlie. He is a big fan!
PINKY DUDE , WAIT HE IS A PRETTY FISH THEM HE GOES INTO THE PRETTY TANK
3:12 It's Aldolf Fishler!
"you are being sold for five dollars" seems like something my dad would say...
Ha, same with my mom
Luke: Oogly fish, going to the ugly tank 🤬
Like I have a question what sand do you use in your tanks again I can't find your video
Hi! We love Mr. Clean. My son is a huge fan. He’d love to hear from you (day 6)! 😊
Can you explain the tail connection better please?
I need more of this content, best fish content yet for me 😂
2:00 why is a goldfish tail floating by? (upper left corner)
Lets go! Body shaming fish!
AWH MAn i want to buy an ugly but I tore down my tank after losing my first and only ranchu to dropsy. (still traumatized)
Get a small viewing tank Luke! Its easier for you to cull them and you can clearly see the details
he isn't culling them
@@kaushanighosh5127 separating the ugly ones are the same as culling. Hehe
I also do that method let the water get a little dirtier
How many goldfish do you keep?
He dose it so we can buy good quality fish and not bad quality and he does just fine 😤
I have one ranch with eye popped out what should I do ??
I love this new season of Are You Hot? Fish Edition! 😂
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE gold fish body shaming
Respect for you dropping everything and going to church! There is nothing more important than The Lord! May Yah shines his face upon you always brother!
“Oh you’re trash” 😭 😂
That killed me. 😂
I want a count of how many times he said "you know what". Maybe even a compilation of only the times he said it
😂 Yes! Kinda like the "HWhyyy?" preacher video. Luke's "You know what.." compilation needs to end with " .... I don't like 'im."
Dude the gold fish are super cute name the nice ones goldy and Billy that could be awesome luke’s goldies your cool!
A long video of body shaming!
Day 70 of asking you to name a baby goldfish Gigachad Jr.
Wish I could judge people like that without them talking back.
I love your videos I’ve been watching since you started and you actually got me into goldfish
My son would love to hear from you! (Day 5!)
I heard that fish has depression now because!
this is more entertaining than I thought
Luke you gotta be careful with what you say man you never know what the goldfish can do
2:01 THE FISH TAIL IN THE BACK..