Mallrats (2/9) Movie CLIP - Jay and Silent Bob (1995) HD
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Brodie (Jason Lee) introduces TS (Jeremy London) to Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) and asks them to sabotage the mall game show.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Kevin Smith's follow-up to his unexpected hit Clerks details the pointless story of T.S. (Jeremy London) and Brodie (Jason Lee), two suburban New Jersey slackers who decide to head to the mall in search of solace after being dumped by their girlfriends (Shannon Doherty and Claire Forlani, respectively). There the two young men machinate to appear on a game show being staged and also manage to meet comic-book magnate Stan Lee. However, complications arise when the girls show up.
CREDITS:
TM & © Universal (1995)
Cast: Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Sven-Ole Thorsen
Director: Kevin Smith
Producers: Caldecot Chubb, Laura Greenlee, Scott Mosier, Sean Daniel, James Jacks
Screenwriter: Kevin Smith
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People think this is "bad acting" but this is actually how teens used to act in the mid 90's before cellphones and social media.
Ok boomer
I graduated in 92. It's really bad acting except for Jay. Terrible acting in fact.
@@Dan_is_the_Bastard wrong generation TikToker.
@@Nmdixon-cu7vm bodied the fraud
It's not that it's "bad acting" it just doesn't make any effort to be Academy Award acting. It's tone is subtly comedic with how straightforward and constantly sarcastic it is. The "badness" is on purpose and works perfectly.
"Damn silent bob, show some heart."
" Pss pss pss pss pss"
Best part haha
Bye baby kitties
That hit home for some reason 😂
“Thas better”
Bro Jay is the most accurate depiction of what weed would sound like if it could talk.😂😂😂
U.N.D.E.R.R.A.T.E.D
And Silent Bob is what weed would sound like if it didnt talk
Jay is sativa and Bob is indica.
NO
thanks for all the likes!
And to think, they wanted to replace Mewes with Seth Green or Breckin Myer. Yeah, it's understandable that Mewes had no prior credits other than Clerks, but you cannot just replace Jay like that.
ZyxthePest a well known video host once commented that JASON MEWES is exactly like his character in the movies one of the few people he knows whose always real!!
+ZyxthePest was that the time when he went to rehab or something?
No, this was right after Clerks, so he was completely unknown.
Funny enough both Brecken and Seth said that Jason Mewes should be playing Jay.
+pvtrichter88 actually I've heard he's quite the opposite. Jay mewes has a bunch of phobias and is very shy!
I loved how Brody carried around that tiny cup of soda... like the entire movie.
Damn, didn’t he have a small cup of soda in Strike Back also? Didn’t even notice till you pointed it out.
Yeah I showed my best friend this movie recently and he asked about the cup as well, I never noticed it
Waste not want not
He was Julian from Trailer Park Boys before Julian from TPB.
@@LumpyAdams no no no no. Julian took it to another level. Julian carried that drink around for the ENTIRE series AND what like 4 movies?
The glory days of early/mid 1990s - when only nerds and stoners liked Star Wars and Marvel. I miss it. I was a stoner by the way 😆😭
Nothing's changed but the size of the audience
@@jamespfitz no the content has also completely changed to fit that widened audience. Now it's garbage just like the mass market it appeals to
@@tynao2029 They still make comics dude. I’m at the shop every Wednesday. Mostly Image these days but occasionally the Big 2 have some great stuff.
@@jamespfitz it deft changed. Back then Star Wars fans were a minority of nerds. Now it’s so cute and quirky to be needy🙄🙄
@@jamespfitz The size of the audience changes everything. Ubiquity makes it a corporatized marketing machine that caters to happy meals and lunchboxes.
“Silent bob here stole the schematic on a station from a foolish carpenter.” Probably the greatest line ever written.
Probably not.
@@donarthiazi2443 nah i checked it is
"Turning a vibrator into a cd-palyer" is pretty good too
@@christopherconnors9258 I checked too, it's not
I'm partial to "Try" - Mr. Palmer, portrayed by Hugh Laurie in Sense and Sensibility (1996)
When you realize Silent Bob is smoking INSIDE a public place. God damn times have changed.
Mellowcanuck33 for the worse
The discrimination of smokers must be put to an end. Nobody's ever experienced this type of discrimination before.
@@TheShakey99 smokers rise up!
Its ok
I still remember the smoking and non smoking areas of the mall at the food court.
Jay and Silent Bob: referencing X-Men when it was still just a comic book. *snikt* *snikt*
Yeah there was a cartoon that came like 92. I had vhs tapes of it.
Riko Saikawa r/whoosh
animated series was ballin
@@teamgitusome " are you the biggest idiot ever? No. YOU are
..then , this isnt a dream..😂😂
Animated series so WAYY underrated!
Alex Famie what do you mean everyone loved it
Mallrats is criminally underrated. Easily my favorite Kevin Smith film.
Actually it's _criminally OVERrated._ The general consensus among both critics and general moviegoers is that Kevin Smith wasn't even trying when he did _Mallrats._
And it's very easy to see why. Other than a few select scenes this film is a real stinker.
@@donarthiazi2443 nah, its good old fashioned fun. And Ive seen Academy Award winning films I haven't wanted to watch again-in that regard, Mallrats is far superior since Ive seen it like ten times
@@jadedandbitter
WHAT? "Mallrats is superior *since I've* seen it like ten times"? Well you really have a high opinion of yourself huh?
@@donarthiazi2443 The purpose of any film is entertainment, and if one is useful once, and another is evergreen, I know which one is more valuable in regards to providing entertainment.
@@jadedandbitter
I agree. The problem with this film, according critics and fans is the level of humor is so childish that it's barely watchable. It's as if there were a couple of drunk high school freshmen that wrote the script.
And since we've seen how good Kevin Smith CAN be it makes it that much harder to watch his movies like these.
But yes, you make sense with your last post.
Silent bob doesn't even pick up the cigarette. He just takes out a new one.
Shit is dirty.
Kaptain Komix He super bad !!
Cigs cost like 10 cents a piece back then!
Neg Ative Now it's 75 cents for a single at the corner store down the street. I missed out big time.
Dastardly Bastard hey no worries the cancer will be the same
"Should I call you 'Logan', Weapon X?" "No, Wolverine!!!, Snikt-y, snikt-y!!!"
You see that? He's imitating Wolverine's beserker attack with his Adamantium claws.
@Amni Ony Alright, boys. You got your mission, go forth and wreak havoc.
@@jaredruff9823 I never would have guessed.
Ok Pop quiz hot shots: We can hear Brody and TSs dialogue during Jay's berserker demonstration but what is Jay saying after the snikty snikty line? Only line of dialogue I caught was come on represent.
I watched this in ‘96 on acid with my girlfriend and her parents trying to eat Domino’s pepperoni pizza and act “normal”. I was losing my mind 😂🤯😂
Yous still together?
Who eats domino's and acts normal?
@@nathanlewis5682 Pizza Hut better
wait, you and your gf's parents do acid together?
That's crazy I have a story JUST LIKE THAT. In 2007 i was doing mushrooms with my girlfriend at the time watching SpongeBob and it was making us geek hard. She worked at Pizza hut right behind their house and brought some over for dinner. My brother came in and noticed and he started popping his head up from under the bed messing with us. Then my parents made us come down to eat pizza with them. My mom and step dad both work for the police department. My stepdad was swat then a homicide detective. We couldn't stop laughing at my step dad cause he looks like Sam Neill from Jurassic Park and he kept making jokes thinking we were laughing at that. Just brought me back to that.
"a foolish carpenter"...bless Smith for that dialogue.
Funniest line of this whole scene.
Man, I miss the 90s :D
peteblueeyes Great times
peteblueeyes +& for the record,the 90's sucked ass !
peteblueeyes +and by the record,the 90's sucked ass !
@@mtsilvagt now beat it burn boy
@@bibfortunatv9303 👍✌😀
For some reason I find the part when Jay is banging on the glass saying "kittykittykittykittykitty" the most hilarious part of that movie. LOL
Malrats problem when it was released was it feels more like a movie done by an ensemble group that's been together for years and dozens of movies. But they weren't. This was Jason Lee's first movie with the bunch and a lot of people's first time with KS too. If this had come out after Chasing Amy, it would have gotten the praise it deserves. Watching it today as a cult classic, it rocks.
Jason Lee is such a great character. A few knows that he's also been a professional skater.
+Dreijer Yeahh the dude is amazing, I met him once and I told him I'll shake his left hand instead
(Can't appreciate that unless you've seen the movie)
There’s certainly a familiarity amongst the characters that would indicate a well-wrought prior history to the events within the film. I don’t think that was Mallrats’s issue, since plenty of films and works of fiction begin ‘en media res’ with a fully formed backstory that the audience is familiarized with over its course.
Mallrats was derided mainly because the writing and acting was fairly bland across the board, with too much limp, juvenile comedy to lend it any credibility. It was like a lame caricature of the same subculture that Clerks captured with far more authenticity and comic ingenuity. Had Kevin Smith fleshed out the script a bit more, the final product could’ve been more impressive. That said, outside of the distinct sensibilities of Kevin Smiths filmmaking, its little more than just a teen/young adult hijinks feature for the ‘90s. Any given episode of Beavis and Butthead had far more comic value and social commentary than Mallrats.
That said, I still like the film. It’s an effective counterpoint to other contemporaneous films of its kind, such as Clueless.
"bye baby kitties...
dang silent bob show some heart"
This 3 minutes is some of the greatest writing in comedy. This scene is just perfect. The metal, the pop culture, the fast and wity dialogue, and the way J holds SB like his girlfriend as they walk away. Perfect.
Never realized how this movie perfectly captures the 90's.
Apparently Jason Mewes had to audition to play Jay because the studio wanted some big star to play the role.
They almost got Seth Green to do it... I love Seth Green, but.... No.
Seth green fuckin sucks in almost everything he does....wtf
Fuckin seth green naw wouldnt wk
Yes and he BARELY got the part as well. Silent Bob had to threaten to walk to get him into the final budgeted cut of the film.
@@Cazz8203 He didn't suck in Austin Powers
back when major studios still took chances. this may have bombed the box office but it's a masterpiece.
It’s not a masterpiece. It’s not even a little bit clever
@@SalvableRuin says the guy with the most cringe wanna be clever name that shapes some wack lame smile face lmaooo
It because of the home vidoe market Studios could take a chance on movies like this. It could bomb theaters but become a cult classic on vhs that just doesn’t happen anymore.
@@williamRRR Correct, this was a home vid classic so they definitely made their money. Looks like they spent 13 dollars and 12 cents making it.
@@SalvableRuin Still miles better then anything you've done with your life......
This mall still exists today in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It’s called the Eden Prairie Center, you can see the sign for it in the movie. I was there last week actually. Looks completely different now obviously. Mallrats 2 would be great there.
The sequel was actually going to be filmed at my local mall, the Exton Square Mall, before plans for filming were cancelled. Might have been for the best, though. The Exton Mall is dead now. It still exists but there's very few stores left operating in it.
Jay and silent Bob are so awesome
I know! I love these guys.
"the mad fat chick killer" i laugh every time.
Nice NIN profile pic
you don’t know LaFours is?
Why is it so cute when Jay says "bye, baby kitties"?
"Damn, Silent Bob, show some heart."
Pss pss pss pss pss ..
@@alexfamie5255 That's better. We're on the job.
@@jaredruff9823 😎
@@alexfamie5255 that part geeked me tf out
As a kid, I would say all the time "snikty snikty snikt snikt!" And do the wolverine slashes 😂
Nobody cares or asked very sad
You just lied
Stan Lee had the most awesome cameo in mall rats RIP true believer
This is my 90's
I love how Brodie just immediately gets into the joke in 1:20
I never noticed. Good call.
Born 79.. watched these movies in 2000. I missed these good years. Back to the past.. not the future. Lol
This is Jay Mewes at his monologuing finest
"Bye baby kitties"
“Damn Silent Bob show some heart!”
@@TheDarkarrow7 pss, pss, pss, pss, pss, pss
I can't believe I've never noticed Jay grabbing their crotches as he leaves till now LOL
Steven Garcia Double sack-tap !
Lol I had a friend that "nut checked" you when you walked by, I hated that.
He sack tapped them. It's more concerning to me how low his hand is on Silent Bob's back.
@@brohanfromrohan5771
He masturbates more than anyone else..but when he does it, he's usually thinking about guys.~Rufus😉🤣
@@brohanfromrohan5771 That’s his hetero life mate bro
That kid is back on the escalator!
Hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues.
Yes the Film Kiss 💋 is what they meant..
Some one needs to teach him to fear and respect that escalator!
If this were filmed today they would just be standing there staring at their smart phones.
Years and years later still gold
Ohh Jason is so insanely gifted! Brilliant didactic-ironic movie, amazing actors.
Yeah he is deeply funny just by who he is.
they’re all named Jason
I love how he kept saying knock it off and hitting him
That ball tap at the end brought me back to the 90s real quick lol
This scene really is a fascinating historical document.
When I was growing up in the 90’s everyone went to the mall and hung out.. now nobody does
Well, people still hang out at the Malls, it's just usually the criminals in the ghetto areas now though.
@Bigfriendly15 Fast Time at Ridgemont High! Today, the movie Mallrats would just be called Snapchat Rats
thats simply cuz malls are dying. however go to any mall that is doing great and theres tons of liveliness
@@neoasura lol
I dunno what I dig Jay so sooooo much. Gawd he is so awesome.
+nama2nama2 He is so funny
I think a lot of it is because most people have known someone like him in real life. Whether you find him funny or annoying, there's a weird charm to the character.
Looks like Jay has a soft spot for kittens.
Mewes... its a big conspiracy . kitties in a fuckle suit.
10 bucks says he was deciding which one he was gonna bury up to its neck and run over with a lawnmower.
Leonard Green Jr. bruh
@@Averyisfun On the deleted scenes, that's word for word what Brodie said as they were walking up to Jay and Silent Bob. 😂😂
All of those kittens are dead now. Every single one.
Absolutely the greatest dialogue is created in Kevin smith movies. Especially this one. Since this came out it has been the basis of most of my one liners. Stan lee cameo is unreal. ❤
‘Wolverine’s berserker attack’
Berserker was the name of that Russian dudes rock song in Clerks
My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER!!!
And also a reference to the Berserk anime outtake where the main character sings that same song
broidie man noochie noochies
I wanna pay someone $5 who says "snootchie bootches" and then let me fart right in their face.
What does noochie noochies mean?
@@Funnydego nothing in particular, or that can translated to a single word or phrase. It's moreso utilized as a greeting and/or an exclamation of joy or success.
@@kilgoretrout8896 thanks I loved it
*Brodie man noochi noochis!!*
how did people not like this movie when it came out i think out of all the smith films this was the funniest
It was the 90s so to the people it was like "what's so special about this? Me and my friends do this all the time"
Now ppl like me born in the 90s look at this and wish we could've did the things they did, I mean who hangs at the mall nowadays? There's nothing to do unless you plan on spending money
we all shouldn't have to have things watered down censored etc. on either side because it's not pc or it’s kinda pc just because some things in these films are dated don’t make them not enjoyable other wise. kevin smith has a daughter and calling him these things isn't right. wither it's a movie video game music etc.
James Machuga you're full of shit! Clerks is a good written funny movie,this isn't. Kevin smith loves to make movies to entertain bullies like you just like Adam Sandler likes to make movies targeted towards unintelligent simpleton morons. The only good movies in the view Askewniverse movies clerks and Chasing Amy but I haven't seen dogma and I haven't seen Ghostbusters 2017.
i'm not a bully i just don't like people who blindly like a movie or hate a movie without giving a chance or nitpicking one thing and what’s wrong with like some goofy or dumb or shut your brain off movies not everything has to be thought provoking etc. if that were the case we would have tons of fast and the furious movies.
James Machuga if your assuming that I'm easily offended or sensitive by the crude and sexual content in this film and the filthy language in this movie I'm not,I enjoy it just as much as other people like you film. I just don't like the ending message of this film.
I never noticed the sounds that plays as silent bob tries to move his cig with his mind, until Jay stops him of course 😂😂
My era and proud of it! the 90's! Jay and silent bob are awesome.
"I heard he's even got two kills."
2:02
"Knock it off! Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!!!!!"
oh no
Hey, Jay!
Mewes is an underrated actor,
Can't believe it's been 25 years. I'm freakin old.
+Alex Harvey
Kevin Smith said he based the character Jay on how Jason used to act before he went to film school in Canada. After Clerks, he simply over exaggerated Jay's character.
he made it better right??
COOOL!!!
but is it a bad thing, or a good thing?
Jason Mewes have said many times that the character Jay IS him when he was young. It's pretty much not acting at all on his part. He just did his thing.
Oh HOLLYWOOD why dont you make movies like this anymore?
Jack Hades 90s over.....90s over
Jack Hades everyone's offended now... by everything.
Down home raunchy comedies are dead. Judd Apatow murdered that shit son.
Jack Hades because they’re too busy making remakes, endless sequels, one superhero movie after another and another. That’s about it.
I don’t know but they definitely blow themselves now days and could care less about what we want.
We need another Jay & Silent Bob movie ASAP!
Turns out, we didn't.
Hope you enjoyed the recent one
This kind of stuff was common in malls. Always a couple bad apples who try to sabatoge every event. I once dropped a crap load of push pins off the second floor onto the 10k balloon art display in 1993. It was glorious. 😂🤣
Love it haha !
Oh ye of little faith..wanna cookie? ...probably my favorite line of the whole film
What?
How I was first introduced to Jay & Silent Bob back in the 90s!! LOL
I think jay is so cute when he starts tapping on the glass and saying kitty
+Koolbeanz 13 OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That freaks the kittens out.
+DoubleCoolCTdawgTownsend1992 Townsend we know that but we are watching the film we r not worried about him scarin the kitties at the moment
+Kaileigh McMullen I am
Kaileigh McMullen you should be he's not paying attention to how the kitties are reacting to tapping on the glass.
most underrated KS film.
The face that Silent Bob does makes me laugh every time I watch this scene.
Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty 🐈 🤣
Humor & comedy is a gift these more recent generations will never comprehend..😂
BESERKER!
My love for you is like a truck, berserker
Would you like some making fuck, berserker
Clampityclampclamp that's beautiful man.
Olaf, Berserker!
hahahhahahha
Amon Amarth Berserker🤘
I remember watching this as a teenager on vhs tape lol. Brings back memories :)
this is some of my favorite 3 minutes in movie history
This movie is soo much better when you add all the deleted scenes for story context.
Jay giving them tippies as he leaves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this might one of the best movie scenes of all time
This takes me back to the 90s..Hell, we all used to hang out at the mall after school, either working or socializing. You could count on running into at least a dozen people from high school any given day.
That sounds like fun. I grew up in the early 2000's so I never got to experience that. Kind of sad :c
I miss when pet shops were at the mall. I agree they shouldn't be but I do miss it for the early 90s nostalgia. I used to love looking at the puppies at the Woodbridge Mall in Jersey.
One of the funniest movies ever made with Jay and Silent Bob strike back
“And look at this! The mad, fat chick killer!”
JRLISKE
I can't believe how fast word travels in this town
these movies were so fun to watch
Great movie. Reminds me of being subscribed to different movie clubs. This is one I got on VHS for a penny, and I still have it.
“Some foolish carpenter...”
😂
LOOK HOW YOUNG JAY LOOKS!!!
hey look a sailboat
GODDAMNIT!!!
Boooty Lunch It's a schooner.
“YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE, THAT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!”
Shut up.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
This movie is a work of art
And J-Lee is rocking Airwalks. Sick
They are gold in ever movie they appeared in.
The most 90s thing about this scene is Silent Bob smoking in the middle of the mall.
That double sack tap gets me every time.
Lol you can see jay in the reflection 2:48
Thats kool i didnt even see that. Hes fixing his Beanie i think
characters supposed to be leaving but he steps off camera and stands there
love jason mewes with all my heart
Bruh this movie was so 90’s I love it
The most amazing dialogue I eva hoid. Words flew so fast I have to watch it again.
i love jay and silent bob
I don't know why "some foolish carpenter" has stuck with me after all these years.
Is that somehow a clerks reference?
Kevin Smith destroyed his reputation. No more Kevin Smith movies for me. He knew about Harvey.
This dynamic duo is totally awesome bro!! We lived that life's once, wish for more.
I'm in the mood for a chocolate coated pretzel
Such a great movie!!!!! A classic!
the mind trick part cracked me up
Knock it off!
I was too young to appreciate the nineties. Now I see how good we had it
Brody man noochie noochie greatest line of jay hahaha